#governors-mansion
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I can’t do this
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John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th.
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Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Wow
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When sharks take a bite, their eyes roll back and their teeth jut out.
Thought that was only great whites
I didn’t know that at all lol
@exotic gazelle: start learning blender (5h ago)
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Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
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Spain leads the world in cork production
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
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The town of Calma, Chile in the Atacama Desert has never had rain.
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Cuba is the only island in the Caribbean to have a railroad.
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The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.
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By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
That’s just a survival tactic
“Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Ow
The average human will shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
Knew that one ew
Most insects are beneficial to people because they eat other insects, pollinate crops, are food for other animals, make products we use (like honey and silk) or have medical uses.
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There are more beetles than any other animal. In fact, one out of every four animals is a beetle.
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Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then
That’s awful for people like me
Ima try that
Do not try this unless you wanna Clean out a microwave
Aaaand nvm lmfao
If you cut the grape in half it will produce plasma
:o
Some people say that when the black bands on the Woolybear caterpillar are wide, a cold winter is coming.
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98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
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Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Lol
Bruh
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Eskimos have over 15 words for the English word of 'Snow'
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You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
Oh lol
You’ll pass out before you die from asphyxiation
Don’t you just knock yourself unconscious if you hold your breath for too long?
Yeah
Netherlands is the only country with a national dog.
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
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Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
Woah
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14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact.
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.
Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland’s daughter, Ruth, not the baseball player.
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Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
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Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.
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They NEVER said “Beam me up, Scotty” on Star Trek.
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A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.
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The country code for Russia is "007".
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Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
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People eat insects – called "Entomophagy"(people eating bugs) – it has been practiced for centuries throughout Africa, Australia, Asia, the Middle East, and North, Central and South America. Why? Because many bugs are both protein-rich and good sources of vitamins, minerals and fats.
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Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.
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Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.
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The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
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There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
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The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
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There are over a million described species of insects. Some people estimate there are actually between 15 and 30 million species.
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You rolled ... 49
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You have 339400 XP
.img grape
Oh yuck we’re back to the old image.
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"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
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remind me in 2 hours to do “homework”
http://tinyurl.com/zaff9fl (#1833150)
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.img rick roll
omg
!lvl Tyrah#9584
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heck yeah level 4
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rate limited try later
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Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was Aron.
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!userinfo Wobin#1610
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!smart
My naMe iS fAn and I IikE to sAy sMarT thInGs
Yay
!compat
See https://smapi.io/mods for a list of mods updated for the latest versions of SMAPI and Stardew Valley. :)
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A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.
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K
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.roll 6
You rolled ... 6
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You have 340220 XP
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You have 97300 XP
Remind me in 4 hours to exercise
sssshshsssfhsfs (#1833855)
!lvl Hori#2020
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remind me in 5 hours to charge headphones
For you? Of course, Yaramy (#1833963)
.img chrome glasses
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39 :0
congratulations on top 40
Chatterbox
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I still have a long way to go 😂
Many many months aha
Of talking 15 hours a day...
Non stop...
Living here..
Or years..
😂
I BELIEVE IN YOU DUDE
yeeears 
Poor slama
Thanks GD
I believe in desperado Jack too
!userinfo Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs#1960
aka Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs𓃯
281408140250054657
Wed Feb 15 12:55:28 2017
Sat Apr 14 18:06:32 2018
Sat Sep 5 18:25:45 2020
coines, Winter, Fall, Summer, Spring, Valentines, Villager, Cowpoke, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Cropmaster, Desperado

The real join date isn't even April 14th

That's just when nukebox happened 
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I’m gettin there big time
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.steam
Usage .steam customUrlName
.steam slamalot
Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs: Online | Currently playing: nothing, what a chump | https://steamcommunity.com/id/slamalot/ | Hours played [last two weeks]: 0
.steam ubkwy
UBKWY: Offline | Currently playing: nothing, what a chump | https://steamcommunity.com/id/UBKWY/ | Hours played [last two weeks]: 0
that's not true I've been playing hollow knight
Maybe it's because my game time is private
.img death
Wtf
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Remind me in 18 hours to get the game pass
really Himiko (Miko)✨? that's what you need a reminder for? okaaaay (#1834249)
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So close and yet so far
@lament tapir: exercise (4h ago)
Remind me in 1 hour to exercise
[blinks] what now? yeah uhhh sure thing boss (#1834280)
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@lament tapir: exercise (1h ago)
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You have 2540 XP
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So close
remind me in 25 minutes to banana breb
hahahaha what? are you serious? I'm a bot not an alarm clock but okaaaaaay (#1834501)
shush
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@bitter void: charge headphones (5h ago)
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@bitter void: banana breb (25m ago)
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You have 3480 XP
HOO
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was not expecting that name peach 🤣🤣🤣
Is it rly? What song lmaooo
emo boy by ayesha erotica
I just looked it up 🤣 it Soo does not match the Lofi girl in your pfp 🤣🤣
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So this make my life easier on new farmers yay
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Ooo
@bitter void: add even more hours (312h ago)
neat
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remind me in 336 hours to yknow what
my vcr is blinking 12:00 right now so if the reminder is delayed then....whoops (#1835183)
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You rolled ... 80
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.roll 100
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epic
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epic
LMAO
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.roll 100 100 100 100 100
You rolled ... 2 | 69 | 73 | 60 | 100
I GOT 100
Omg that's cool
AND 69
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.roll 100 100 100 100 100
You rolled ... 20 | 54 | 14 | 67 | 51
.roll 420 420 420
You rolled ... 113 | 276 | 188
.roll 420 420 420
You rolled ... 31 | 373 | 393
.roll 420 420 420
You rolled ... 285 | 336 | 177
.roll 420 420 420
You rolled ... 177 | 238 | 282
ugh
.roll 69
You rolled ... 33
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You rolled ... 4
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.choose take break, keep playing sdv, mod
keep playing sdv
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.choose sleep, stay awake and play among us, sleep you idiot
stay awake and play among us
Okeh
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hhhhh
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yes
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hnNGGHHHNHh
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ugh
You have 4520 XP
:0
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almost
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lol
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You have 2020 XP
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.quote 🌺GD🌺
[#4777] "I have my one true love here.. sobs how could ya'll ever think i'd abandon him for some random girl sobs harder" - 🌺GD🌺 (08 Jun 2020 @ 02:56:29 AM UTC)
[#5014] " I simply just want discord to not automatically set it to 24h or 12h depending on what kangaroo you use " - 🌺GD🌺#4727 (21 Aug 2020 @ 02:23:29 AM UTC)
.quote 🌺GD🌺
[#4777] "I have my one true love here.. sobs how could ya'll ever think i'd abandon him for some random girl sobs harder" - 🌺GD🌺 (08 Jun 2020 @ 02:56:29 AM UTC)
.quote @lament tapir
[#4718] "I think my roof’s leaking
Is it an underpayed game developer? -Xander" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (30 May 2020 @ 05:06:39 AM UTC)
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[#5051] "You’re so supportive with me swallowing stuff" - 🌺GD🌺 (07 Sep 2020 @ 10:01:53 AM UTC)
[#5027] "Don’t kiss the knob" - 🌺GD🌺 (29 Aug 2020 @ 01:39:31 PM UTC)
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[#5028] "I tried to fit a whole knob in my mouth once" - 🌺GD🌺 (29 Aug 2020 @ 01:41:43 PM UTC)
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[#4712] "> ya’LL shouLD slep! Even if it’s the middle of the day! Just everyone slep cuz slep important and life can wait even if for some reason you went to jail for it or ruined ur life- actually yeah no" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (28 May 2020 @ 03:27:26 PM UTC)
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.quote @lament tapir
[#4889] "Welcome to sdv server
We got:
Geometry dash - GD
United Kingdom - UK
Texture packs - TP
Background - BG
Some gun - AK
and much much more" - 🌺GD🌺 (03 Jul 2020 @ 02:16:05 AM UTC)
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[#4699] "We all exist in a world within another world with 100 billions of more suns which probably have their own little universe with hundreds of planets and their own ecolife and probably are way more advanced then us and we’ll never know about them" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (27 May 2020 @ 07:30:47 AM UTC)
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[#4736] "ARROW, Im ARTISAN" - 🔥BurningGirl🔥 (02 Jun 2020 @ 12:11:15 AM UTC)
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[#3065] "stop eating out rice, feeb" - Aero (08 Nov 2018 @ 07:41:49 PM UTC)
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[#2675] "@jaunty pike where are those meaty balls?" - carls (06 Aug 2018 @ 12:19:50 AM UTC)
Ah, again, still at this gross image.
Why can’t they keep the pretty grapes as the top image

@shell vapor I feel old now
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LOL I thought that quote got deleted
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[#149] "what the fyucj" - Shadaez ()
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[#44] "i say racist things on accident" - Spaztika ()
[#4249] "Seduce me Spiderman" - Gimbo Gibbington (29 Jan 2020 @ 11:48:05 PM UTC)
random quotes
From where
some messages are saved here as quotes
you can save one by reacting to it with a 💬
use sparingly
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remind me in 7 days to make a mod that changes your kids into the among us pets
...mmmm I just wrote that down in a database marked for deletion...eh it'll probably be fine (#1836158)
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.quote 5033
[#5033] "It's a quote for quotes!
.quote 5049 is for the getting started guide
.quote 4943 is for software to use for modding (pixel art and json editing)
.quote 4960 is for Longevity alternatives (and mods to make the game more difficult overall)
.quote 4974 is for changing to a custom farm map
.quote 5031 is for an annotated log
.quote 5054 is for 'the item with same key' Json Assets (JA) errors
.quote 5039 is for ways to add stuff to maps in event scripts" - LenneDalben (31 Aug 2020 @ 12:41:53 PM UTC)
wow nice quote
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You have 342200 XP
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You have 0 XP
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!lvl Cat
Remind me in 1 hour to check keyboard delivery
always, 🌺GD🌺 <3 (#1836240)
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@lament tapir: check keyboard delivery (1h ago)
👀
Remind me in 1 hour to check keyboard delivery
forever and always, 🌺GD🌺. (#1836356)
rip
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@lament tapir: check keyboard delivery (1h ago)
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remind me in 1 hour to check keyboard delivery
ugh I was about to take a nap. but fine 🌺GD🌺 I'll stay awake just for you (#1836495)
wow gd that's rude
@blissful plover: get the game pass (18h ago)
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gratz for the bluer blue 
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nice ♋
@lament tapir: check keyboard delivery (1h ago)
this is so sad
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You have 680 XP
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Humid and Overcast, 89F (31C) (304.15K) / feels like 106F (41C) (314.15K) | High: 90F (32C) | Low: 76F (24C) | Humidity: 76% | Wind: N @ 5.51mph (8.9km/h) | 11% chance of rain (Hanoi (Hanoi, Vietnam))
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
10 was only just added recently to allow for easy vc channel perms but also so trolls couldn’t just get it without some effort,
25 for all the other perms after some effort but again not like insane
100 doesnt add anything but its a complete number so pretty blue, makes sense
250, another milestone thats harder to get, di perms
and then 500 is halfway to 1000 so that makes sense, the last role with new perms which adds 2 new channels, and then 1000 because, well, 1000, thats obvious, best colour
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The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.
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Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
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Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.
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UserInfo for Frozenmagicaster#2440 aka ♡ ~Frozo ♡ Abby~ ♡: ID: 324798948709629954 | Created: 15 Jun 2017 06:35:03 AM UTC | Joined: 06 Jul 2018 06:57:23 AM UTC | Join position: 7149 | word on the street: probably always gets blue shells while in first place
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UserInfo for Kensai#1325: ID: 146766351736766464 | Created: 09 Feb 2016 11:57:05 PM UTC | Joined: 23 Mar 2019 03:49:46 PM UTC | Join position: 16873 | word on the street: owns a coat
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Hehe
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So close and yet so far
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hoho
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So close
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hHhgg
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Im super happy with my level lol
.img willow owl house
.img the owl house willow
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The state of Maryland has no natural Lakes.
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A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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Peter Falk, who played "Columbo," has a glass eye.
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There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
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hoo
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In Quebec, there is an old law that states margarine must be a different color than butter.
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A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.
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In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.
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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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[#3231] "something something funny" - YSB1 (16 Jan 2019 @ 04:03:38 AM UTC)
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[#1598] "I LIKE TO BREAD" - sleepyrice (03 Mar 2018 @ 01:28:23 AM UTC)
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[#3] "Roleplaying was a mistake." - Lewis ()
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[#35] "oni avatar onitar" - Lewis ()
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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
LOL
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[#2120] "boys have weewees good job" - Magically Clueless (29 May 2018 @ 10:20:01 AM UTC)
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