governors-mansion

[blazing mulch]

how tf are people level 250+ and t neven _ 2 .eo

[lean bridge]

because we have no liiiiiives

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[torn robin]

!fact

.fact

[half canyon]

Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was Aron.

[torn robin]

.fact

[half canyon]

1,800 cigarettes are smoked per person each year in China.

[torn robin]

.fact

[half canyon]

A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.

[torn robin]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2309] "hey crumbs whats ur shoe size..." - jev (14 Jun 2018 @ 11:40:01 AM UTC)

[torn robin]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2421] "I used to Newit then I Bluewit" - TheNewit (05 Jul 2018 @ 02:04:26 PM UTC)

[timid vapor]

!mpmods

[broken lily]

See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide#Do_mods_work_in_multiplayer.3F for details on how mods work in multiplayer. :)

[lean bridge]

.fact

[half canyon]

Antarctica is the only continent that does not have land areas below sea level.

[lean bridge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#670] "Hey Rin, what's wrong with your ass?" - Pheasible (02 Oct 2017 @ 04:46:35 PM UTC)

[lean bridge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4946] "i will bite you" - Legacyst (29 Jul 2020 @ 04:18:11 AM UTC)

[tawdry kiln]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#237] "on the internet no one knows you're a cat" - magic (02 Nov 2016 @ 12:48:03 PM UTC)

[tawdry kiln]

!lvl

[terse cargo]

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[terse cargo]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[terse cargo]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[unique raven]

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[tawdry kiln]

!haley

[broken lily]

http://i.imgur.com/eqjqqIp.jpg

[tawdry kiln]

oh good post op

!lvl

[misty jewel]

.img mass effect jack

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/4/45/Subject_Zero_Character_Box.png/revision/latest?cb=20100411062036

[worthy nova]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 271140 XP

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[stable kayak]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[winged vault]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[winged vault]

!lvl

[ivory quail]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[cunning venture]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[ornate mulch]

!level

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

why am I not level 100 yet

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[half canyon]

@rain dirge: gesture (1410m ago) [#1794595]

[rain dirge]

shudup

[bitter void]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[winged vault]

!lvl

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

Gary, Indiana is the murder capital of the U.S. - probably the world.

[vagrant geode]

.quote 420

[half canyon]

[#420] "But I remember it, and they remember it" - Vic (19 Jan 2017 @ 03:25:03 PM UTC)

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!

[vagrant geode]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs#1960

aka Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs𓃯

ID

281408140250054657

created

Wed Feb 15 12:55:28 2017

joined

Sat Apr 14 18:06:32 2018

roles

Summer 2020, Winter, Fall, Summer, Spring, Valentines, Villager, Cowpoke, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Cropmaster

[vagrant geode]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

elliotptp#5983

ID

687009313176158271

created

Tue Mar 10 18:49:44 2020

joined

Fri Apr 3 19:17:07 2020

roles

Summer 2020, Summer, Spring, Villager, Cowpoke

[stable kayak]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[bitter void]

@broken lily

[ornate mulch]

!level

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 297960 XP

[winged vault]

!lvl

[winged vault]

oh shit

[rain dirge]

Wew

[frank stag]

!lvl

[crude oriole]

!lvl

[stable kayak]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[winged vault]

!lvl

[stable kayak]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[subtle heron]

!lvl

[subtle heron]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[oak iris]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[stable kayak]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[ornate mulch]

!level

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[winged vault]

!lvl

[winged vault]

fml

whyy

did it send it twice

[blazing thorn]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[winged vault]

5 more

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[subtle heron]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

wew

u are under me

noob!

[stuck lava]

!lvl

[stuck lava]

give me despacito noobs

im not even active

[rain dirge]

you donut deserve

[stuck lava]

i do 😤

i demand this role

[rain dirge]

nope

[stuck lava]

yez

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[stuck lava]

STOP IT

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[clear current]

!lvl

[fiery imp]

[molten estuary]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[molten estuary]

!lvl

[deft lance]

!lvl

[scenic sluice]

!lvl

[ivory quail]

!lvl

[eager echo]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[wooden pelican]

!lvl

[dry barn]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[torn robin]

!lvl

[tawdry kiln]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4443] "izzy mechromancer" - Ichan (28 Mar 2020 @ 11:52:34 PM UTC)

[tawdry kiln]

!lvl

[tawdry kiln]

:OOOO

how did i not notice-

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[wintry falcon]

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[wintry falcon]

!lvl

[wintry falcon]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[wintry falcon]

!embedcode

[broken lily]

You can embed code in Discord using the "code fence" syntax:
```
Your code can go here
Even if not a haiku
Just an example
```

For syntax highlighting, add the language code to the first fence, with no space between them (like ```cs). The usual codes are cs (C#), js (JavaScript), json, and yaml.

[wintry falcon]

!ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis

[broken lily]

I can't believe you've done this.

[scenic sluice]

!lvl

[livid shore]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

!lvl

[ivory quail]

!lvl

[versed ridge]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

.fact

[half canyon]

Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

[lean bridge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4266] "(Popping in briefly) you know the fake 3d effect that a 3DS uses? That weird depth that isn't really depth? That's what Spritemaster looks like to me, since the foreground (the sprite) and the background (the ground) don't match. Vertigo is severe dizziness, sometimes with nausea and headache. I'm not the only one that has said it does that to them. So yes, please spoiler images with it in use (hyper emotes/gifs do the same too)" - minervamaga (03 Feb 2020 @ 08:46:15 PM UTC)

[lean bridge]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are more donut shops in Canada per capita than any other country.

[lean bridge]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[olive egret]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[plain crystal]

!lvl

[eager echo]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

.img fat ass chicken

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4REc39ifEyg/hqdefault.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

there we go

[dim rune]

!lvl

[dim rune]

woo

[brisk spear]

!LVL

ehy

Caps

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

Damn your 10 levels higher

[dim rune]

hehe

i think server rank matters most

ik

idk

[blazing mulch]

HOW TF did jonqura get so high

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

747

Rank 74

74747

[frank stag]

!lvl

[dim rune]

which matters most even doe

[dusty linden]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing thorn]

!lvl

[blazing thorn]

!lvl

[wanton gulch]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[hexed plover]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

Your close!

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

dang

[torn robin]

!lvl

[scenic sluice]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[midnight current]

remind me in 25 minutes that biscuits done

@half canyon pls

[lament tapir]

he ded

[bitter void]

remind me in 10 seconds to parsnips

okay

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl Yaramy#3165

[violet fractal]

~<

[lament tapir]

o h

[violet fractal]

sadness

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[crisp kettle]

!lvl

[hearty wagon]

!lvl

[undone spruce]

!lvl

[hearty wagon]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@timid vapor: change the dependencies so Flower Valley loads after ALYS (or, y'know, remove all them trees and bushes from ALYS 😐) (22h ago)

[timid vapor]

oh no, the dependencies were already tweaked

guess I have to remove all them trees and bushes from ALYS

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 309580 XP

[bitter void]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 128260 XP

[clear current]

!lvl

[deft lance]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

!lvl

[ornate mulch]

!level

[oak iris]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[ornate mulch]

!level

[scenic sluice]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[subtle heron]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[ivory quail]

!lvl

[royal bear]

!lvl

[deep sorrel]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[deep sorrel]

!lvl

[midnight current]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

[stuck bison]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[worn jay]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[versed ridge]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[blazing thorn]

!lvl

[stuck bison]

!lvl

[somber lantern]

!lvl

[versed ridge]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@half canyon: you're stupid (22h ago) [Requested by Yaramy]

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[paper maple]

using the link worked!

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[junior wren]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[blazing thorn]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[frank stag]

.choose die in a hole, suffer

[half canyon]

die in a hole

[frank stag]

tthe bot has spoken

i shall die

[acoustic agate]

bad bot

no forsy

[frank stag]

too late im alreasy dying

[acoustic agate]

!lvl @molten sorrel

[frank stag]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

so close

[bitter void]

forsy before you die can i get ur levels

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[sharp matrix]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[sharp matrix]

999 is such a good number

[rain dirge]

Time to never speak again

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

You’re getting there slama

[vivid geyser]

This double xp is helping

[lament tapir]

.img grape

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Abhar-iran.JPG

[lament tapir]

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

skajdfasfsdafsa

[vivid geyser]

Daily grape :)

[rain dirge]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 299900 XP

[vivid geyser]

5 minutes

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 299940 XP

[bitter void]

.img grape

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Abhar-iran.JPG

[blissful plover]

.img pizza

[half canyon]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/nomnom.blazepizza.com/global/images/2876_Website_PROMO_686x544_0001_BLZRewards.jpg

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

.img person

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Pierre-Person.jpg

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 299980 XP

[midnight current]

start your speach

[bitter void]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[bitter void]

!banfan

[broken lily]

[midnight current]

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[quick epoch]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[versed ridge]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 313140 XP

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

[bitter void]

!lvl

[split pike]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@undone spruce: Egg!! (2d ago) [Requested by Forsythia 🌸🐝🌼]

[late geyser]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@charred widget: idiot (24h ago) [Requested by Bobux man]

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

.img potato child

[half canyon]

https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/49353/1-1/child-mrs-mr-potato-head-costume.jpg

[blissful plover]

Oh-

[late geyser]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

.img goliath bird eater

[half canyon]

https://nationalzoo.si.edu/sites/default/files/styles/1400x700_scale_and_crop/public/animals/goliathbirdeatingtarantula-001.jpg?itok=nKs8Xp1N

[winged fractal]

! lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

[wicked quest]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl Lorenz#8583

[blazing mulch]

!lvl Lorenz#8583

[blazing mulch]

oh

[frozen dust]

[winged fractal]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[blissful plover]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 9070 XP

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl Death'sMinion#0361

[clear current]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

.img rise of the guardians

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Rise_of_the_Guardians_poster.jpg

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[clear current]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

.img guardian

[half canyon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1061908487540744192/Peys3gmS_400x400.jpg

[late geyser]

.img botw guardian

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/7/72/Guardian_Artwork.png/revision/latest?cb=20160622181257

[midnight current]

[late geyser]

.img loz.oot

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/The_Legend_of_Zelda_Ocarina_of_Time_box_art.png

[late geyser]

Yeah boi

[late geyser]

!lvl

[late geyser]

.img hypixel

[half canyon]

https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id=322472057838269

[late geyser]

.img minecraft

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Minecraft_cover.png

[compact flare]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

Death, pls don’t waste our img’s

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

imagine if we had a limit on !lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

.img yamaha fg820

[half canyon]

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[blissful plover]

Yeaah

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[half canyon]

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[blissful plover]

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[half canyon]

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[blazing mulch]

.quote @blazing mulch

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[blazing mulch]

Lmao

I have quotes

[royal bear]

!lvl

[royal bear]

Apparently not.

[blazing mulch]

I already made 4 quotes

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[broken lily]

You have 775800 XP

You have 775800 XP

[vivid geyser]

what are u doing loser

[broken lily]

You have 775800 XP

[vivid geyser]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 277300 XP

[vivid geyser]

you turned off exp in stardrop

so sad rn

[blazing thorn]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[unborn nest]

toe just dumb and didnt realize it until now but its been off for ages

[vivid geyser]

I specifically remember bouncer telling me it's on

[unborn nest]

toe is a big dumb

LUL

[blazing thorn]

dun bully toeeeeee

[blazing thorn]

Ooooof

[unborn nest]

that was probably toe LOL

[blazing thorn]

Bigger oof

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[torn robin]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing thorn]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 10500 XP

[blazing thorn]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 10500 XP

[versed ridge]

!lvl

[ornate mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 39310 XP

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[turbid flame]

!lvl

[turbid flame]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 2030 XP

[lean bridge]

.fact

[half canyon]

Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”).

[bitter void]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 130160 XP

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[copper flame]

!lvl

[mystic forge]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[ornate mulch]

!level

[narrow root]

!lvl

[narrow root]

didn't even hit level 1

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[crude oriole]

!lvl

[crude oriole]

Oh yay!

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

.fact

[half canyon]

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.

[lament tapir]

o.O

[somber lantern]

!lvl

[scenic sluice]

.fact

[half canyon]

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

[scenic sluice]

.fact

[half canyon]

One in every 9000 people is an albino.

[scenic sluice]

!lvl

[scenic sluice]

:O

[clear current]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@rain dirge: gesture (1410m ago) [#1794595]

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!reminder

!reminders

.reminders

[half canyon]

1 timers open. 1751627: are you desperado yet? (30d | 1w4d15m18s remaining)

[blazing mulch]

1 week remaining

dammit

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[sharp forum]

!lvl

[winged vault]

!lvl

[normal spear]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

.fact

[half canyon]

When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.

[winged vault]

.fact

[half canyon]

Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.

[mystic moss]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[lean rapids]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[lament cove]

!lvl

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3231] "something something funny" - YSB1 (16 Jan 2019 @ 04:03:38 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#293] "suck my spammy dick" - marmarru (07 Dec 2016 @ 08:55:21 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1653] "but mine's bigger" - toe (11 Mar 2018 @ 08:10:09 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3136] "ayyyyy bottle up them emotions then MOLOTOV COCKTAIL" - primordialclamchowder (06 Dec 2018 @ 10:08:06 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#228] "fuck u stupid social justice warrior admins and mods with ur stupid fucking safe space server i quilt" - Lewis ()

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4263] "drew born 1993 after only know born after 1993 twerk they 1993 twerk and" - toe (03 Feb 2020 @ 08:50:18 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4000] "butt stuff" - vixenism (25 Oct 2019 @ 05:21:26 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#339] "i love poop it" - magic (21 Dec 2016 @ 05:52:28 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

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[half canyon]

[#3830] "wasn't there an Indiana jones movie about amu's labtop" - Spong (02 Aug 2019 @ 06:06:34 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

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[half canyon]

[#4194] "Its only murder if the person dosen't consent to being killed" - Paps211 (23 Jan 2020 @ 11:17:22 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4296] "puts on demon horns Lowlins may I please eat your children?" - FanDidlyTastic (08 Feb 2020 @ 10:06:28 PM UTC)

[stuck lava]

!lvl

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3036] "Cyka blyat snorts vodka tampon" - Bee (29 Oct 2018 @ 07:29:52 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4937] "Krob is officially 3 inches now" - 🌺GD🌺#4727 (25 Jul 2020 @ 12:43:44 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#949] "i'd only be a goomba because i'd be the first enemy that mario kills" - Danny (04 Dec 2017 @ 10:50:15 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4631] "He was a sk8er boi she said see u l8er boi" - Lowlins (22 May 2020 @ 01:06:52 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2210] "bc you're banging your mom and dying" - ItsLiana (04 Jun 2018 @ 06:26:20 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3064] "i can be a brat" - Magically Clueless (08 Nov 2018 @ 04:44:13 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1608] "Jump on your friends till they break like bridges" - Lapin (04 Mar 2018 @ 10:22:42 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#70] "hug me homo cake <3" - Erika ()

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2805] "id fart in ur mouth" - squishface (30 Aug 2018 @ 07:39:58 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3188] "i blame toe for my foot fetish" - taco cat (27 Dec 2018 @ 12:26:26 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

same

v

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3523] ""hi" -thanos" - Andrew (24 May 2019 @ 06:07:35 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2323] "//slams in and rips off shirt to reveal garrus vakarian support group t-shirt" - Rio (15 Jun 2018 @ 10:55:02 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2591] "I wish there was a poop diagram that included lava shits" - NarcoPolo (29 Jul 2018 @ 03:07:15 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3529] "SOY IN MY POO" - toe (25 May 2019 @ 06:28:22 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1017] "apparently you don't have an unfeeling ass like me feble" - FanDidlyTastic (14 Dec 2017 @ 03:15:30 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3643] "what the fuck" - VeryGoodDog (30 Jun 2019 @ 11:25:57 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#880] "Right now magic has a level cap of 50 and no professions" - spacechase0 (21 Nov 2017 @ 06:26:28 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1167] "Ima fart in your limmo" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (10 Jan 2018 @ 08:13:13 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

i hate the slowmode in here

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2910] "I'll put it in my butt" - Headless Astronaut (21 Sep 2018 @ 11:20:31 AM UTC)

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

.fact

[half canyon]

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

[wicked jackal]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[torn robin]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[blazing mulch]

! lvl

[winged vault]

!level

[blazing mulch]

42 to get to rank 70

[misty jewel]

.wolfram spam

[half canyon]

serving size 245 g
total calories 653 | fat calories 483
% daily value^* |
total fat 54 g | 82%
saturated fat 19 g | 95%
trans fat |
cholesterol 181 mg | 60%
sodium 3 g | 113%
total carbohydrates 8 g | 3%
dietary fiber 0 g | 0%
sugar 1 g |
protein 34 g | 67%
vitamin C 111% | calcium 3%
iron 12% | vitamin E 4%
thiamin 47% | riboflavin 26%
niacin 41% | vitamin B6 31%
vitamin B12 22% | folate 2%
phosphorus 32% | magnesium 9%
zinc 32% |
*percent daily values are based on a 2000 calorie diet
(averaged over different types of Spam)

[brisk spear]

!lvl

[brisk spear]

SO CLOSE

[clear current]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[plain pecan]

!lvl

[brittle kernel]

!i

!lvl

[surreal lagoon]

!lvl

[surreal lagoon]

[deft lance]

!lvl

[wintry falcon]

!lvl

[wintry falcon]

.fact

[half canyon]

Insects outnumber humans 100,000,000 to one.

[wintry falcon]

.fact

[half canyon]

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

[wintry falcon]

.fact

[half canyon]

Salt Lake City, Utah has a law against carrying an unwrapped ukulele on the street.

[wintry falcon]

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Wait what.

[winged vault]

lmaoo how much is that

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[brisk spear]

The pizza fact is quite true sadly

[surreal lagoon]

!lvl

[surreal lagoon]

2000 !

my actual birth year

[lament cove]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1865] "shark comez up and bitez u x3" - Magically Clueless (17 Apr 2018 @ 11:38:29 PM UTC)

[torn robin]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[midnight current]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

Remind me in 1 hour to check back if someone knows

[half canyon]

for a moment there I was gonna say no, absolutely not. but LenneDalben? yeah, yeah i will. (#1811233)

[timid vapor]

.timer help

.help timer

[half canyon]

"hey buttmunch remind [me|someone else] in X [minutes|hours|days|weeks] to Y" | .timer list | .timer remove ID | .timer repeat id [daily|weekly|xh] | .timer snooze|unsnooze ### | see https://ub3r.bot/reminderhelper for more help

[timid vapor]

.timer remove 1811233

[half canyon]

Timer deleted.

[timid vapor]

Remind me in 30 minutes to check back if someone knows

[half canyon]

all right LenneDalben but next time you better bring me 20 nirnroot or i ain't doin it (#1811250)

[wintry falcon]

Remind me in 10 minutes to play Stardew Valley.

[half canyon]

hey siri remind me to remind NachoComposer in -- oh shit they weren't supposed to see this NOTHING TO SEE HERE I'M A REAL BOT (#1811257)

[undone spruce]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

RareRiotMasterYT#1752

ID

282689675649351681

created

Sun Feb 19 01:47:50 2017

joined

Thu Aug 27 04:37:57 2020

roles

Villager, Cowpoke, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher

[midnight current]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[half canyon]

@wintry falcon: play Stardew Valley. (10m ago)

[wintry falcon]

Thx.

[scenic sluice]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

jellobean#7993

aka jellobean ♠🍰

ID

671103609043288064

created

Sun Jan 26 21:26:08 2020

joined

Fri Mar 20 19:12:34 2020

roles

Summer, Spring, Contest Winner, Villager, Cowpoke, Farmer

[half canyon]

@timid vapor: check back if someone knows (30m ago)

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Yaramy#3165

aka Yaramy🍀

ID

359806154093756466

created

Tue Sep 19 21:01:12 2017

joined

Wed Jul 31 18:13:08 2019

roles

Winter, Fall, Summer, Spring, Valentines, Contest Winner, Villager, Cowpoke, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Pixelsmith, Contentsmith, Blacksmith, Modder, Summer 2020 Winner

[junior iron]

.fact

[half canyon]

California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ."

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[plain pecan]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[eager echo]

!lvl