#governors-mansion
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There is a city called Rome on every continent.
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@winged vault: meet fwend (4d ago)
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remind me in 4 days ask CA:
- When Governor's wife will say yes to building a house in the Valley
- Junimo Biology
- Are blue chickens painted (4d ago) (3d ago)
lmao that's what you need a reminder for? yeah ok (#1779583)
shutup
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Sorta close o:
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A jellyfish is 95% water.
[#666] "( . y . )" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (01 Oct 2017 @ 09:24:53 PM UTC)
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1 in 5 of the world's doctors are Russian.
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@timid vapor: go looking again (3h ago)
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Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13.
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@lament tapir: try fried bananas (2d ago)
Remind @vivid geyser to forgive me in 3 days
http://tinyurl.com/zaff9fl (#1780060)
remind me in 2 days to try fried bananas
yarp (#1780061)
why don't you just give up on fried bananas
Maybe set one to remind you to buy bananas the day before it reminds you to try them
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how long ago did I get 900
man its gonna take me like another week to get desperado
s i g h
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15 million blood cells are destroyed in the human body every second.
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Georgia's state motto is "Wisdom, Justice and Moderation."
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An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.

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anyone? >_< O_O
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welp
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i knew I was inactive in the server but heck
hehehe hohohoh
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youre catching up
yuss
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You have 286750 XP
hhH
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Soon™
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Nooo I'm getting behind because of my bad connection 
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huh, I dropped less than 10 ranks
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long way to go
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About 55% of all movies are rated R.
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[#1676] "I hate owls" - Crumbledore (17 Mar 2018 @ 11:46:07 PM UTC)
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[#4287] "I wish I was a car like bruh. Nyooom" - Gimbo Gibbington (07 Feb 2020 @ 08:35:42 PM UTC)
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315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
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The only capital letter in the Roman alphabet with exactly one end point is P.
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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Hello Jellobean! 
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Arizona was the last of the 48 adjoining continental states to enter the Union.
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So close
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[#5019] "your mouth...I enjoy...watching it...gala.
-krobus, 2020" - Forsythia 🌸🐝🌼 (26 Aug 2020 @ 09:28:46 PM UTC)
wonderful
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mm thanks krobus
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There are more than 40,000 characters in the Chinese script.
and thats where you are wrong
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Sweden has the least number of murders annually.
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Butterflies and insects have their skeletons on the outside of their bodies, called the exoskeleton. This protects the insect and keeps water inside their bodies so they don’t dry out.
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[#1377] "I'm so tired why won't my eyes clothes" - Rin Spacey (30 Jan 2018 @ 07:26:37 AM UTC)
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750ml of blood pumps through your brain every minute which is 15-20% of blood flow from the heart.
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Czechs are the biggest consumers of beer per male in the world.
Jamaica has the most churches per square mile than any other country in the world.
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A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
[#3914] "I have said it before.... nepotism sucks... when it's not working in your favor" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (03 Sep 2019 @ 07:22:02 AM UTC)
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[#3840] "farmer walks into stardrop 'Farms haunted'
gus, watching the farmer grab enough 100 proof alcohol to burn the farm down- what?
farmer, leaving 'farms haunted'" - YSB1 (02 Aug 2019 @ 11:01:54 PM UTC)
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[#1528] "Comrade Hangry" - Rocketfig (19 Feb 2018 @ 05:19:56 PM UTC)
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[#3000] "my momma says I'm a good kisser" - CheesySteak (17 Oct 2018 @ 05:27:13 AM UTC)
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[#3500] "wh.. . hh haht if yyou went / / /into jojjjja mrrart's b back office a and 😳 😳 i t ssss a id 'yuou nnneed 2 h hhearts to enter mhorris' bedroom'" - Kred (20 May 2019 @ 05:16:21 AM UTC)
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[#3445] "🎵 99 little bugs in the code 🎵
🎵 99 little bugs 🎵
🎵 Take one out, patch it up 🎵
🎵 Now there's 137 bugs in the code! 🎵" - SpringsSong (01 May 2019 @ 11:50:54 PM UTC)
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[#69] " I'm getting FUCKED by FRIENDSHIP" - maru ()
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[#420] "But I remember it, and they remember it" - Vic (19 Jan 2017 @ 03:25:03 PM UTC)
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[#3750] "MEAT OF AMERICA!!" - 4Slice (14 Jul 2019 @ 04:58:16 PM UTC)
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[#85] "I like aggressive kisses" - Spaztika ()
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[#3800] "One finger deep in each nostril. There" - ItsLiana (21 Jul 2019 @ 08:43:40 PM UTC)
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[#3850] "I have absolutely zero attachment to a single npc in sdv and would prefer a genocide run of the entire stardew Valley town than kill papyrus" - Crumbledore (09 Aug 2019 @ 03:26:40 AM UTC)
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[#3900] "Rawr i am your fucking boss bitch" - 4Slice (29 Aug 2019 @ 12:48:05 PM UTC)
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[#4000] "butt stuff" - vixenism (25 Oct 2019 @ 05:21:26 AM UTC)
[#4500] "I am a fart threat" - primordialclamchowder (02 May 2020 @ 10:54:11 PM UTC)
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[#4750] "I’d like to report a kidnapping" - Mellow (04 Jun 2020 @ 11:56:32 AM UTC)
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[#4875] "drunk texting is only slightly better than drunk texting with bees" - Hori#6100 (25 Jun 2020 @ 07:10:33 AM UTC)
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[#4880] "how many schmacks will YOU take?" - Thinkfast (29 Jun 2020 @ 04:25:44 AM UTC)
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[#4885] "my bf did the same with me last visit
so far yeeted i landed in crumbs' house" - Rio (02 Jul 2020 @ 02:51:40 AM UTC)
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[#4890] "no we still love you even though you're a crime against nature" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (04 Jul 2020 @ 09:01:40 PM UTC)
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[#4893] "Is your mouth not large enough for two bananas tf" - Bee (06 Jul 2020 @ 09:43:11 AM UTC)
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[#4893] "Is your mouth not large enough for two bananas tf" - Bee (06 Jul 2020 @ 09:43:11 AM UTC)
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indeed
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[#1391] "big bodacious bouncy boobs named betty" - Magically Clueless (31 Jan 2018 @ 08:10:23 PM UTC)
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[#4460] "going from an honor student to a dum ass adult 😩 👌" - carls (11 Apr 2020 @ 10:03:01 PM UTC)
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[#4447] "im probably O , as in o im positive thats 95% pizza grease" - Arphenion (30 Mar 2020 @ 08:59:24 AM UTC)
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[#801] "I splurged on the chicken" - Airy Chips (03 Nov 2017 @ 12:00:16 AM UTC)
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[#1625] "i want ur finches in my tree" - sleepyrice (06 Mar 2018 @ 11:04:13 PM UTC)
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[#1493] "tbh they lasted longer than i thought ¯_(ツ)_/¯" - aquova (11 Feb 2018 @ 10:52:31 PM UTC)
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so faaar
.quote add "ooh i love those keyboard nipples" - eggs:6343
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[#5020] "ooh i love those keyboard nipples" - eggs:6343 (26 Aug 2020 @ 11:49:30 PM UTC)
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im 2 levels away from going up 2 ranks poge
1964 Tigran Petrosian was the world champion
thank you for that tidbit slama, very cool
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he would remain champion until 1969 when Boris Spassky beat him
He was well known for his defensive playstyle that punished agressive attackers
He was given the title "Iron Tiger" or "Iron Tigran"
interesting
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I'm glad you're interested in chess history willow 
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welp


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lmao
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brrr
This one exists
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:D
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dope
@fleet bluff: yes (17520h ago)
dam
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1 timers open. 318524: yes (87600h | 417w23h39m15s remaining)

EXCUSE
yep
idk
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1 timers open. 1561010: you go on a date yet or are u still single hmm? (2y | 92w6d23m25s remaining)
remind me in 1 year to check back on my old art
freakin' 🌺GD🌺, always needin' shit. FINE. (#1783432)
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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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Wow pretty epic
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so fecking close
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You're almost there
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
someday I will be my favorite color haha
it may take a couple years but I will get there lol
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15 million blood cells are destroyed in the human body every second.
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There are more donut shops in Canada per capita than any other country.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
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"The simple rights, the civil liberties from generations of struggle must not be just fine words for patriotic holidays, words we subvert on weekdays, but living, honored rules of conduct amongst us...I'm glad the American Civil Liberties Union gets indignant, and I hope this will always be so." -- Senator Adlai E. Stevenson
too long didn't read
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It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
LOL
hehehehohohoho
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.quote add " the closest tree would make your nose run more than a bank robber without a car so thats fair " - Hori#2020
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
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I LEFT OK
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36!
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Donit yourself
but then I'm a pathetic loser that quotes himself
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.choose j now, j later
j now
Oke
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.choose finland, sweden
finland
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You have 289740 XP
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Butch smh
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.choose sweden, finland
finland
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Oh he left and rejoined
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SMAPI (https://smapi.io/) is the mod loader for Stardew Valley. It loads mods into the game, provides APIs for mods to use, intercepts errors, and backs up your save files automatically.
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A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
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When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.
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Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
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One in ten people live on an island.
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The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
[#4989] "Downgrade to TMX 1.13 to fix the music loop bug." - FlashShifter (09 Aug 2020 @ 12:08:58 AM UTC)
I thought they got merged into 1 message
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Eskimos have over 15 words for the English word of 'Snow'
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[#1976] "All hail Zaph" - ZeroGravitas (12 May 2018 @ 12:46:29 PM UTC)
[#4071] "All it takes is one person to burn down a McDonald's" - ButchDeLoria (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:18:27 AM UTC)
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[#4250] "Man I could go for some sushi" - Butch (30 Jan 2020 @ 12:38:08 AM UTC)
[#4241] "So like really fun goofy podcast that descends into tearful rants" - butch (29 Jan 2020 @ 08:51:11 PM UTC)
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[#4241] "So like really fun goofy podcast that descends into tearful rants" - butch (29 Jan 2020 @ 08:51:11 PM UTC)
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[#4407] "I don't want my room to look like some stripper joint thank you" - Thinkfast (10 Mar 2020 @ 10:10:27 AM UTC)
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Mmmm thats not it
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sweden
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[#1637] "sometimes i like to lay out and let the d come to me, but that takes planning and im just not here for it" - feeblebeeble (09 Mar 2018 @ 04:02:56 AM UTC)
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Huh
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.choose update bullet journal or work on a mod
update bullet journal or work on a mod
.choose Among Us, Discord
Discord
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"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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You have 124270 XP
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You have 107730 XP
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@lament tapir: try fried bananas (2d ago)
inhales
I give up
I’m not trying fried bananas
I’ve put this off for like 2 weeks now
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I'm not your mum but I'm proud
thank you
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[#4153] "sparkle noises" - israfil (17 Jan 2020 @ 12:01:47 AM UTC)
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Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
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The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
I'm sure I'll be able to use these in a conversation one day.
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GD
OK
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Oh nice
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Finally lvl 1 pog
It’s been over 8 days and I still have 30 levels to go 
You'll be there in a week
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The venom of the Australian Brown Snake is so powerful only 1/14,000th of an ounce is enough to kill a human.
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China has more English speakers than the United States.
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let's try singlet
LOL
whats wrong with singlet 😳
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hehe hohhohoh
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What's a singlet?
hehehe hohhohooh
.img singlet
Ooo wrestler
Oh the image changed
A singlet is a top with spaghetti sleeves, Americans have it as that
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It used to be a v tight fit which was quite inappropriate :)
hehehe hohohohoho
Ohmygod I think it’s completely gone from google LOL
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