#governors-mansion
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The "Dull Men's Hall of Fame" is located in Carroll, Wisconsin.
u know I can say facts 2.. .

Where the fuck is Wisconsin
In america
.wiki Wisconsin
Oh
worst flag ever btw
That flag is awful lmfao
imagine having to write out your name on your flag
it's almost as bad as having the union jack on it
Wait
That’s the flag..?

What the fok
i dissed both of u at once...
.img South Australian flag
Shut up slama dinky dong 😤
that's actually not bad GD
.img Queensland flag
if the union jack wasn't there and the bird (bin chicken?) was centred it would be great
Omg Queensland’s
eww more Royal iconography
What's wrong with union jac....
well sorry I'm not a birdwatcher 😩
The current state flag of South Australia, was officially adopted by the government of South Australia in 1904. The flag is based on the defaced British Blue Ensign with the state badge located in the fly. The badge is a gold disc featuring a piping shrike with its wings outstretched.
Or an ornithologist
ew
.img piping shrike
cute
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China has more English speakers than the United States.
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Paper was invented early in the second century by Chinese eunuch.
This one has a grammatical mistake 
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You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
EVERYONE KNOWS

what is a eunuch

Do you really wanna know
The world's longest snake (by reliable documentation) is the reticulated python, with a maximum length of, perhaps, 30 feet.
No
The word “maverick” came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle.
well now I'm gonna do it 😤


.define eunuch
noun: a man who has been castrated and is incapable of reproduction | eunuchs guarded the harem
Are you happy
Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”).
He’s gonna google it..
he's too busy googling it 😩
Gosh he’s a slow googler
maybe he's horrified of what he saw
LOL
and is currently in a daze
why did I click on images 

You fokin dinkus

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In ancient Greece "idiot" meant a private citizen or layman.
I'm an idiot 
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
The largest NFL stadium is the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan.
you have no idea how little I care rn
I've chocked on a ballpoint pen before but I didn't die
I’ve never chewed on the end of a pen
my paternal instincts flare whenever you say stoopid things Uber
I hardly ever use pens
I used to chew on everything
Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 years old when he discovered the law of universal gravitation.
how often do I say stupid things..
omg hsuuttp
scrrrre
Shuddup
An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.
I bet bald people really lower that average
I bet bald people really lower that average
I'm not bald yet 😩
I only ever get buzzcuts
👨🦲
also my hair has grown out significantly
Where was !lvl used again?
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you're so close to 900 !
Then 100 more 😭
Maybe we should move out of here so you can actually get some xp lol
I need 300 more 
They’re just talking about cats in TS
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330 
lets keep abusing the ubers then
wow oki...
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You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
I think we’ve seen almost every fact
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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
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Chinese Crested dogs can get acne.
Thought that said swamp
ew
I read Chinese crusted dogs 😳
Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

I hate Discord so much
The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."
You sent those messages slama
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The official beverage of Ohio is tomato juice.
!roles
Yah that's why it's so annoying 😩
!ranks
Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
ah thx

Omg this i fucking stupid İ am sending all of these
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The world's longest snake (by reliable documentation) is the reticulated python, with a maximum length of, perhaps, 30 feet.
"reliable documentation" "perhaps"
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Louisiana's capital building is the tallest one of any U.S. state.

Why wouldn't we talk here
IMG plsnload
Gg
we're not impeding anything
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Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
don't even say anything
I bet this is how u will die uber
NO
talkeding
Arrr you ok 
I'll l,eave y'all... regulars alone
Wyoming was the first state to give women the right to vote in 1869.
slam when invite me back 
Sorry if we intimidated you Al 
Slama never invite him back
uber you're not getting in my server I don't want you touching my emotes
There are 240 dots on an arcade Pac-Man game
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What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

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Many butterflies can taste with their feet to find out whether the leaf they sit on is good to lay eggs on to be their caterpillars' food or not.
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You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

Wow way to make me feel less special 😭
.bday
They disabled the command
Gonna cry
They disabled it 
It still pings on your birthday but they disabled the checking from the panel
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A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
luckily I set my birthday already 
idek if I set my bday
You can set it on any server
It’s universal
If it has Uber
You need to bind the command to a channel though
so is uber gonna ping me from all servers at once..?
Oh no
Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
have you set your .w
Everyone knows that
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Clear, 67F (19C) (292.15K) | High: 81F (27C) | Low: 66F (19C) | Humidity: 81% | Wind: N @ 4.95mph (8km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (İstanbul (İstanbul, Turkey))
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Mostly Cloudy, 55F (13C) (286.15K) | High: 56F (13C) | Low: 49F (9C) | Humidity: 78% | Wind: N @ 16.13mph (26km/h) | 23% chance of rain (Adelaide (SA, Australia))
Overcast, 65F (19C) (292.15K) | High: 74F (23C) | Low: 60F (16C) | Humidity: 81% | Wind: N @ 13.31mph (21.4km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (London (England, United Kingdom))
I'm not even in London
bet you're in Slough
I just set it as London because its easier
I'm on the opposite side of London to Slough
I have no idea where Slough geographically is
.factoooooo
Was it to the north?
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
idk maybe GET A MAP
.img England map
we all need an Uber in our irl lives
.IMG London map
Slough isn't marked
ffs
Yo-yos were used as weapons by warriors in the Philippines in the 16th century.

Sligh is real just Google maps it if Ur that curiosu
2 lazy I'm just gonna assume you're from Brighton
Ok so drawing a line straight through London.... You're from Southend on Sea
"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
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When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.
98% of Japanese are cremated.
Only sometimes
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The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.
.g what's a pez head
George Washington
There is no such word in any human language that does not have a vowel. The very popular fact that ‘rhythm’, ‘sky’ etc, are vowel-less words, is a myth. Try looking at the IPA for the same words, ‘rhythm’ : /ˈɹɪ.ðəm/, in this, ‘ɪ’, ‘ə’ are two vowels that are helping you utter the consonants, now consider, ‘sky’ : /skaɪ/, here ‘aɪ’ forms a diphthong, conjugation of two vowels. There may not be any vowels in the written form, but you cannot utter any consonant without the addition of a vowel. However, it is good to note, for people who are not aware of it already, ‘y’ is actually a semi-vowel. In Old Semitic languages, written form did not have any vowels, words will be written with just consonants, it was on the speaker to add the vowels as they speak.
big paragraph...
Ty gd
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The penguin is the only bird that can swim but can't fly.
This one really irks me
Chickens can swim...
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There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.
can you swim uber
no
They're so many real life pez
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Remind me in 2 minutes that nods done
hopefully you don't mind if I end up a few hours off on that one, been a long day and I may doze off. (#1762305)
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frowo share the noods
This good enough ?
NOM NOM
@midnight current: nods done (2m ago)
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.choose play another one, watch anime, sleep
play another one
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!patchsummary
Can you do these steps to provide more info?
- Load your save and view the content that should be patched.
- Type
patch summarydirectly into the SMAPI window and press enter. - Upload your SMAPI log to https://smapi.io/log (see instructions on that page).
- Post the log link here.
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You have 120590 XP

@lament tapir: try fried bananas (4h ago)
Remind me in 2 hours to try fried bananas
oh my goooooooooooood 🌺GD🌺 fine (#1762760)
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@lament tapir: try fried bananas (2h ago)
remind me in 16 hours to try fried bananas
😏 (#1762967)
worst time for that emote Uber.
stop putting it off
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Possible Drizzle, 52F (11C) (284.15K) | High: 56F (13C) | Low: 49F (9C) | Humidity: 75% | Wind: N @ 16.93mph (27.2km/h) | 28% chance of rain (Adelaide (SA, Australia))
lol
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.choose bath time, chill and sip some water or tea or somn
bath time
Hmm
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Clear, 73F (23C) (296.15K) | High: 76F (25C) | Low: 62F (17C) | Humidity: 70% | Wind: N @ 11.5mph (18.5km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (London (England, United Kingdom))
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Overcast, 65F (18C) (291.15K) | High: 74F (23C) | Low: 49F (9C) | Humidity: 60% | Wind: N @ 6.48mph (10.4km/h) | 15% chance of rain (Russia (Russia))
(russia(Russia))
indeed
hm, i wonder if it's russia
maybe
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😭😭😭😭😭
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The mother of Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees" invented whiteout.
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In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.
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[#109] "i'm actually gooft" - alco ()
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[#2394] "listen, one time i watched all the twilight movies in one go . i know about vampires Pal" - tittysprinkles (30 Jun 2018 @ 11:11:50 PM UTC)
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[#2214] "iris can't smell us if we don't move" - CheesySteak (04 Jun 2018 @ 08:19:04 PM UTC)
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[#888] "Dear Diary, Today I engaged in an internet dispute about whether or not an owl drawing had nipples" - LianaInStitches (24 Nov 2017 @ 10:37:33 PM UTC)
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[#4491] "sorry i had to leave i had to take a violent explosive shit" - Riley The Cool (30 Apr 2020 @ 08:00:33 PM UTC)
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[#994] "feble my mouth is hot mmmm mmmm" - FanDidlyTastic (12 Dec 2017 @ 05:02:04 AM UTC)
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[#1294] "My real wife can get bent, I want this 2D android" - BattleShout (25 Jan 2018 @ 04:01:30 AM UTC)
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[#2765] "dox me daddy" - carls (22 Aug 2018 @ 07:48:53 PM UTC)
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[#4698] "All the world's a {},
And all the devs and modders merely ""s;
They have their openings and their closings,
And one block in its time has many properties,
Its lines being seven files." - kdau (27 May 2020 @ 06:44:38 AM UTC)
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[#1506] "i can 't be pregnant, jonah" - Airy Chips (14 Feb 2018 @ 01:40:33 AM UTC)
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[#1857] "crumbs ass cause climate change" - Zaph (16 Apr 2018 @ 06:29:16 PM UTC)
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[#1074] "im on the eggman x sakura ship" - Airy Chips (20 Dec 2017 @ 03:07:46 AM UTC)
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[#167] "so Auto-correct is pretty presumptuous" - Vader ()
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.img subway cookie
they look nice
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.img cream puffs
You made it over 900 GD!
Yee
Congratulations 
ah
What, 69?
... maybe
SLAMA 
I want the funny number....
Smhh
don't bulli Slama 
I can bully him if I want 😤😤😤

She can
;D
;3
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.img schadenfreude
@blazing mulch
!ranks
Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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.img salami
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Pog
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487 left to go
987
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[#491] "adjusts my cowboy hat" - magic (04 Mar 2017 @ 04:18:58 AM UTC)


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Lol, @vivid geyser it doesn’t even fit 😂
just like my- nvm
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It takes for evah
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bruh
nice
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!lvl @molten sorrel
101 

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.userinfo Tyrah#9584
.userinfo 593261269985918987
bruh whats the command
!info 593261269985918987
.info 593261269985918987
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what are those numbers
!lvl
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@blazing mulch ^
!userinfo @zenith compass
bRUH
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[#2312] "Zaph is that kid on the playground that calls timeout right before he gets tagged" - BattleShout (14 Jun 2018 @ 07:40:04 PM UTC)
[#1426] "at least you didnt call me J I Z Z Y" - Jazz (04 Feb 2018 @ 06:20:26 AM UTC)
:monkaS:
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You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
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aaahhhh so close i want 100
yo levelbot tell me my level
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nono

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that's obviously been disabled for the superior !userinfo
I want to know my word on the street 😔
word on the street: likes to lurk
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.quote help
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[#3522] "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR1wR02V8sM" - Arphenion (24 May 2019 @ 05:59:16 PM UTC)
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[#395] "This server has new gays" - jev (14 Jan 2017 @ 12:10:29 AM UTC)
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sorry for pings
doesnt matter
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I'm so cloooose
t-thanks
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I don’t support slamas wanting to get rank 69 journey smh
I thinked it was something else...
@lament tapir Support me 

I don't know if that's flattering or not
aww thanks then
@lament tapir: try fried bananas (16h ago)
this time you have to
I give up
!userinfo @surreal lagoon
uh oh 😳
Join date is wrong
exposed!!
remind me in 3 days to try fried bananas
really 🌺GD🌺? that's what you need a reminder for? okaaaay (#1765028)
im having stupid don't mind me
mine's wrong
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mine's too
sorry for the ping
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It fine
Huh
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.fact
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
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Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.
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The females of some moth species lack wings, all they can do to move is crawl.
happy birthday @sour bobcat
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The people of Israel consume more turkeys per capita than any other country.
Thanks BBB!
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[#1659] "YEEEE-HAWWWWW" - aquova (13 Mar 2018 @ 12:14:44 AM UTC)
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[#2679] "drink tity juice to becom ultimate stronk" - primordialclamchowder (06 Aug 2018 @ 08:40:36 AM UTC)
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[#1131] "Kneading my stress away is gonna be like tryna bake cookies with motor oil" - Airy Chips (02 Jan 2018 @ 02:24:24 AM UTC)
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[#2473] "Dude that shit lasts for about 10 mins." - TheNewit (19 Jul 2018 @ 11:23:49 AM UTC)
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[#2458] "nuts are hard to hate" - sleepyrice (17 Jul 2018 @ 02:34:11 AM UTC)
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.quote add " I simply just want discord to not automatically set it to 24h or 12h depending on what kangaroo you use " - 🌺GD🌺#4727
New quote added by RareRiotMasterYT as #5014
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.img Big Mac
.IMG fillet o fish
Mm
What the fuck ew
don't insult the burger
eyy
.img bees
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I DID IIIT
tysm 😭
you absolute child LOL
SO WHAT

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21
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@hexed finch: to (3d ago)
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[#3463] "liana u realize ure at toon stool and radish age soon" - toe (07 May 2019 @ 09:11:01 PM UTC)
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[#1542] "all of you are infants" - feeblebeeble (20 Feb 2018 @ 10:44:01 PM UTC)
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[#1837] "arph how many fucking" - Airy Chips (15 Apr 2018 @ 10:01:13 PM UTC)
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