#governors-mansion
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LMAO
flexers
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Mumps
Mumps
@lean rapids yes
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Mostly Cloudy, 71F (22C) (295.15K) | High: 88F (31C) | Low: 64F (18C) | Humidity: 81% | Wind: N @ 3.67mph (5.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Ipatinga (MG, Brazil))
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@stuck lava
:O
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.wolfram 47.02โบ to aud
No good result found :(
.wolfram 47.02 try to aud
Au$8.92 (Australian dollars) (August 14, 2020)
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See this link for how to load different mod groups: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Getting_Started#Can_I_have_different_mod_groups.3F.
Do you want to play Stardew Valley with mods? This guide is for you!
@lament tapir .
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Oh lol both were in Tuesdayโs
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see ? nothing happens
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the ` tells it to ignore it
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THE FUCK
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Meh
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@bg how the fuck???
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[#3421] "Smother me with butt" - Bee (22 Apr 2019 @ 09:58:47 PM UTC)
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[#3558] "i ate a whole tube of kids toothpaste once" - cat (06 Jun 2019 @ 06:13:38 PM UTC)
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.fact
Insects outnumber humans 100,000,000 to one.
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@stray locust: check out !wtf (3d ago)
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2 timers open. 318524: yes (87600h | 418w4d9h6m19s remaining) 318521: yes (17520h | 1w3d9h4m11s remaining)
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Light Rain, 95F (35C) (308.15K) | High: 109F (43C) | Low: 76F (24C) | Humidity: 25% | Wind: N @ 5.32mph (8.6km/h) | 100% chance of rain (Yuba City (CA, United States))
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.reminders
0 timers open.
remind me in 1 month a are you desperado yet?
fuck sake
remind me in 30 days a are you desperado yet?
Goddammit, fine, uber (#1751627)
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Why am I just not leveling up smh
!smapi
SMAPI (https://smapi.io/) is the mod loader for Stardew Valley. It loads mods into the game, provides APIs for mods to use, intercepts errors, and backs up your save files automatically.
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.fact
There are 240 dots on an arcade Pac-Man game
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The penguin is the only bird that canโt fly but can swim.
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.choose fit, x, xiv
xiv
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Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the worldโs garbage annually.
You have 6690 XP
nice
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closeeeee
ooohh
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remind me in 219 minutes to ykw
sssshshsssfhsfs (#1751986)
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.quote Jonqora
[#4985] "GMCM 1.1.0 + CM 1.7.X - works but CM was doing mad scientist code stuff 
GMCM 1.2.0 + CM 1.7.X - breaks, so we advised ppl to roll back GMCM
GMCM 1.1.0 + CM 1.8.0 - breaks because new CM needs new GMCM
GMCM 1.2.0 + CM 1.8.0 - Works! f i n a l l y" - Jonqora (08 Aug 2020 @ 12:56:28 AM UTC)
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.quote 5000
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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[#296] "a normie doesnt just stick their dick in a taco bell cup to measure its volume" - shadaez (11 Dec 2016 @ 07:32:24 AM UTC)
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[#3208] "ur face is a great emote when my fist goes flying thru it" - primordialclamchowder (02 Jan 2019 @ 04:54:05 PM UTC)
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[#4950] "kill it with fire" - BaKyuใN! (30 Jul 2020 @ 09:56:23 PM UTC)
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[#443] "tfw plants have sex but u dont" - Tomato (22 Jan 2017 @ 02:48:11 AM UTC)
[#979] "chat moving so fast no one will know i love arph more than anyone" - Airy Chips (10 Dec 2017 @ 02:58:51 AM UTC)
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[#1450] "im so mad at u my eyes are pissing" - feeblebeeble (07 Feb 2018 @ 04:16:21 PM UTC)
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Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.
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One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
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The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
[#613] "im a smol mushroom, thats all" - eiri (15 Sep 2017 @ 04:37:56 PM UTC)
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[#3446] "UVE SEEN MY PENIS" - Andrew (02 May 2019 @ 07:07:56 PM UTC)

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[#1667] "I just want meat" - sleepyrice (15 Mar 2018 @ 10:35:01 PM UTC)
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[#217] "twinkle is even more twink than a twink" - erika ()
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[#4860] "aw tits my mosquito bites are mad itchy" - Crunch (19 Jun 2020 @ 08:01:27 PM UTC)
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[#926] "g'gawrsh, hyuk, that's rough, buddy, hyuk" - Airy Chips (02 Dec 2017 @ 02:25:02 AM UTC)
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You have 149810 XP
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[#95] "I'm beating it" - erka ()
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[#1981] "I agree you're not shit, you're worse" - Zaph (13 May 2018 @ 01:12:03 PM UTC)
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[#2967] "yes i appreciated the times uve praised me" - toe (05 Oct 2018 @ 03:50:48 PM UTC)
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[#314] "dickcycle?" - milla (16 Dec 2016 @ 05:28:35 PM UTC)
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wouldn't it be better to ! xp
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You have 1240 XP
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You have 149980 XP
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[#1147] "Tickle the booty ๐" - sleepyrice (05 Jan 2018 @ 02:49:09 AM UTC)
.quote Soycustard
[#3023] "me and you make 2" - Soycustard (22 Oct 2018 @ 10:01:16 AM UTC)
.quote Soycustard
[#3373] "Moisturize me" - Soycustard (28 Mar 2019 @ 11:11:54 PM UTC)
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25 pog
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@vivid geyser: ykw (219m ago)
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remind me in 10 seconds to agaha
Goddammit, fine, Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (#1752567)
remind me in 9 seconds to do a
@vivid geyser: agaha (10s ago)
remind me in 10 seconds to no'
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nice
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no
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Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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!lvl Zaph#8535
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[#4188] ";;p bacano guns and roses" - israfil (23 Jan 2020 @ 01:46:47 AM UTC)
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[#1210] "girl me is probably sexy af" - BattleShout (17 Jan 2018 @ 04:08:46 AM UTC)
mood
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[#1758] "humans evolved from a fungus. Thats why we fart, when we were a fungus we farted to spread our spores. Thats why we fart" - xVanish_ (31 Mar 2018 @ 05:30:09 AM UTC)
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.img Himari Uehara bandori
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oh its like an idol or smth?
yeah it's a girl band game lol
yeah
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Yey
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remind me in 3 years to ask bg if she beat zaph
all right Arsonist but next time you better bring me 20 nirnroot or i ain't doin it (#1753514)
remind me in 3 years to ask bg if she beat zaph
for a moment there I was gonna say no, absolutely not. but Death'sMinion? yeah, yeah i will. (#1753517)
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I now know who to beat
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[#1271] "i'm made of maybe 5 meat" - Magically Clueless (24 Jan 2018 @ 02:43:57 AM UTC)
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[#4562] "If a male peacock is called a peacock is a female peacock a peacunt" - Stardew (11 May 2020 @ 09:59:16 AM UTC)
uh what
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@stray locust: reask CA if blue chickens are painted (7d ago)
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Mice
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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chatterbox
@blazing mulch: get a new mouse (7d ago)
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@stray locust: ask CA about Junimo biology (7d ago)
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!ranks
Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
grats on cowpog
You have 4230 XP
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...... ok
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Lol
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It doesnโt like you
Stop doing that
What
Stop self deprecating
Oh, Slama now has an hieroglyph now too?
it's a hippo
Itโs not self depreciating if itโs true slama
Well, is it from hieroglyph list thing?
Yes
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.fortune
More are taken in by hope than by cunning. -- Vauvenargues
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The course of true anything never does run smooth. -- Samuel Butler
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It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
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[#4348] "You can use different mod groups with shortcuts https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Getting_Started#Can_I_have_different_mod_groups.3F or just temporarily rename your Mods folder to anything but Mods to play with SMAPI but without any mods loaded. If you're on Windows, you can clear your launch options in Steam so that it starts the vanilla game instead of SMAPI, or you can run the chicken icon StardewValley.exe instead of the pufferchick StardewModdingAPI.exe in the game folder. Mac and Linux users can run StardewValley-original instead of StardewValley." - mouse (23 Feb 2020 @ 07:03:45 PM UTC)
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[#217] "twinkle is even more twink than a twink" - erika ()
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[#1147] "Tickle the booty ๐" - sleepyrice (05 Jan 2018 @ 02:49:09 AM UTC)
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[#1585] "Friendly Puffer Fish loves being Stroked. >>" - Brohamir (27 Feb 2018 @ 10:02:18 AM UTC)
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[#1017] "apparently you don't have an unfeeling ass like me feble" - FanDidlyTastic (14 Dec 2017 @ 03:15:30 AM UTC)
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[#2974] "i wanna spend my last hours getting shtii on by cheesy" - toe (07 Oct 2018 @ 09:23:10 PM UTC)
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abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
!embedcode
You can embed code in Discord using the "code fence" syntax:
```
Your code can go here
Even if not a haiku
Just an example
```
For syntax highlighting, add the language code to the first fence, with no space between them (like ```cs). The usual codes are cs (C#), js (JavaScript), json, and yaml.
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abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
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!userinfo Fai#4681
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i am so close
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So close to top 500
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.fact
The placement of a donkey's eyes in itโs' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
Woah
.fact
The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!
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!help
List custom commands: !list
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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That's also a reason why it has this command...
@half canyon fuck you
NO FUCK YUOU
@half canyon no fuck you
NO FUCK YUOU
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@half canyon Fuck you
NO FUCK YUOU
@half canyon shut up
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
no fuck you
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[#2231] "I WILL GAY IN UR EYEBALL" - narc (05 Jun 2018 @ 07:09:39 PM UTC)
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I JUST WANNA RANK UP BY TWO COME ON
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sobs
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[#3015] "RELEASE THE PEES" - Magically Clueless (21 Oct 2018 @ 12:07:17 AM UTC)
The artisans come running
Remind me in 19 minutes that nugs done
Will do, Frozenmagicaster (#1756091)
Remind me in 9 mins to flip nugs
I didnโt realise it didnโt send aaaaa
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2 timers open. 1565939: you 17 now, have you came out yet? (1y | 42w1d17h21m27s remaining) 1756091: nugs done (19m | 5m8s remaining)
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[#3516] "have u guys ever wafflestomped ur poo before" - Andrew (24 May 2019 @ 03:32:41 PM UTC)
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[#2419] "fus ro dank" - primordialclamchowder (05 Jul 2018 @ 02:56:58 AM UTC)
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[#2778] "I must be a pretty dead one because no one ever enters me" - Bee (26 Aug 2018 @ 06:15:01 AM UTC)
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[#2354] "also gotta check for hair and tiddies" - ItsLiana (21 Jun 2018 @ 01:50:59 AM UTC)
.fact
In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.
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Remind me in 3 days to
NO. FUCK YOU. NOT GON-- screw it. Consider it done, Dakota [ใใณใฟ]. (#1756244)
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๐บ
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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.quote add "blood is my favorite thing" - ๐ฅBG๐ฅ
New quote added by Yaramy as #5009
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remind me in 3 hours to sort house out
NO. FUCK YOU. NOT GON-- screw it. Consider it done, ๐บGD๐บ. (#1756375)
lol
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oh no
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.fact
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
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The shortest British monarch was Charles I, who was 4 feet 9 inches.
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Wow
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@lament tapir: sort house out (3h ago)
But I donโt wAnNa
Sees
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remind me in 30 minutes to clean house
ugh I was about to take a nap. but fine ๐บGD๐บ I'll stay awake just for you (#1756741)
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@lament tapir: clean house (30m ago)
i've waited my whole LIFE for you to ask, ๐บGD๐บ. so yes, the answer is yes I'll remind you!! (#1756801)
@lament tapir: clean your house (15m ago)
oK FINE
stupid bot that I told to remind me... smh..
remind me in 3 minutes to clean my house
i think that reminder is set for past my bedtime... but I think you're special ๐บGD๐บ so I'll do it, for you (#1756843)
@lament tapir: clean your house (3m ago)
ffs
there
Iโm done
With one section
Are you HAPPY bot
Do you LOVE ME
@half canyon I love you
EWWWWWWWWW
oh.
rip
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!xp indigo#5531
You have 49330 XP
!xp indigo#5531
You have 49330 XP
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You have 49330 XP
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List custom commands: !list
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View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
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View this message: !help
!ranks
Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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2 timers open. 1736201: ask CA when Governor's wife will say yes to building a house in Stardew Valley (7d | 47m32s remaining) 1736448: do One-Shot run with BG, Arson and other peps (7d | 2h49m48s remaining)
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0 timers open.
@stray locust: ask CA when Governor's wife will say yes to building a house in Stardew Valley (7d ago)
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just a lil bit
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UserInfo for uber#2000: ID: 700875966410391622 | Created: 18 Apr 2020 01:10:52 AM UTC | Joined: 14 Aug 2020 08:40:38 PM UTC | Join position: 61965 | word on the street: dances in the street
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1 timers open. 1736448: do One-Shot run with BG, Arson and other peps (7d | 1h1m32s remaining)
One left
.img bubble tea
.img boba
bobadue
Looks nice
Like a milkshake
god I think i didn't drinked a milkshake for quite some time
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remind me in 4 days to ask CA:
- When Governor's wife will say yes to building a house in the Valley
- Junimo Biology
- Are blue chickens painted
๐ (#1757323)

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rip
Remind me in 12 hours to try fried bananas
uhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah k i'll probably remember (#1757325)
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