governors-mansion

[half canyon]

goodness gracious such an attitude, but FINE (#1746347)

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2841] "its the first time i have just looked at my arm and there was just a layer of wet" - Orthorn (08 Sep 2018 @ 02:43:20 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2052] "dont insult me and my body pillow again" - Sweevle (22 May 2018 @ 09:03:42 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2167] "Your face is for rectal use only" - YSB1 (01 Jun 2018 @ 03:22:10 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

. quote

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1363] "i see you pee" - Magically Clueless (29 Jan 2018 @ 06:05:18 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3326] "An ocean away from your tits" - Aerofyn (09 Mar 2019 @ 10:47:40 AM UTC)

[stray locust]

.quote 5003

[half canyon]

[#5003] "i was gonna just say ‘put me on the rack and stretch me out’ but that sounds even worse" - tittysprinkles (13 Aug 2020 @ 07:59:30 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

.quote 5004

[half canyon]

[#5004] "dying is cringe" - Dakota [ダコタ] (14 Aug 2020 @ 02:24:42 AM UTC)

[stray locust]

quoting this is cringe

quote 5005

.quote 5005

[half canyon]

[#5005] "wow harsh" - Dakota [ダコタ] (14 Aug 2020 @ 03:35:18 AM UTC)

[stray locust]

vdhdhdbdhjdhe

[vivid geyser]

who tf quoted that

[stray locust]

i don't know

.quote 5006

[half canyon]

[#5006] "willy doesn't die, I can confirm that" - ConcernedApe:6448 (14 Aug 2020 @ 03:37:45 AM UTC)

[stray locust]

.quote 5007

[half canyon]

[#5007] "i want someone to suck my ears , they're fucked" - tittysprinkles (14 Aug 2020 @ 02:04:18 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

...

.quote 5008

[half canyon]

[#5008] "is it bad that i wanna see smookies abs ....... 😳" - tittysprinkles (14 Aug 2020 @ 05:48:17 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

titty again

[vivid geyser]

why are like 90% of the last 10 quotes you @surreal lagoon

[stray locust]

50%*

.quote 5002

[half canyon]

[#5002] "its just like fucky jelly" - tittysprinkles (13 Aug 2020 @ 06:22:55 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

.quote 5001

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[stray locust]

okey ye it's ~65%

@surreal lagoon answer

[surreal lagoon]

my messages are just too funny and quirky i guess 🤪 ppl cant resist quoting them

[vivid geyser]

you're so weird and zany 🤪

[stray locust]

which quote is worst in your opinion titty

[surreal lagoon]

im not like other girls 😜

all of them

.quote tittysprinkles

[half canyon]

[#3133] "eating booty is an honour" - tittysprinkles (04 Dec 2018 @ 03:53:23 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

im not like other girls 😜
cuz you are cute

[surreal lagoon]

see

[vivid geyser]

you were born in the wrong generation 😔

[surreal lagoon]

other girls are cute too .......

[stray locust]

but you are cuter

[vivid geyser]

[surreal lagoon]

[stray locust]

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4977] "I was wonfering if it might be possible to just yeet the baby and replace them with a fully fledged actual NPC character" - Lemurkat (06 Aug 2020 @ 09:24:19 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#872] "spaghetti is straight until it gets hot and wet" - Webxro (17 Nov 2017 @ 05:55:32 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

same

[vivid geyser]

same

[stray locust]

same

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[plain crystal]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[stray locust]

remind me in 19 hours to do a voice reveal thing

[half canyon]

ooo not sure if I can count that high but I'll give it my best shot!!! (#1746510)

[stray locust]

remind me in 24 to do a voice reveal thing agan

remind me in 24 hours to do a voice reveal thing again

[half canyon]

yarp (#1746512)

[stray locust]

.timers

[half canyon]

9 timers open. 1736201: ask CA when Governor's wife will say yes to building a house in Stardew Valley (7d | 3d14h25m59s remaining) 1734154: ask CA about Junimo biology (7d | 2d20h43m4s remaining) 1746510: do a voice reveal thing (19h | 18h59m11s remaining) 1742651: check out !wtf (3d | 1d18h9m49s remaining) 1733926: reask CA if blue chickens are painted (7d | 2d19h2m26s remaining) 1736448: do One-Shot run with BG, Arson and other peps (7d | 3d16h28m15s remaining) 1736133: remind GD about her art (4d | 13h51m52s remaining) 1746512: do a voice reveal thing again (24h | 23h59m55s remaining) 1745735: test speedtest thing (1d | 18h19m37s remaining)

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[lethal scroll]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[winged vault]

!lvl

[stray locust]

remind me in 24 hours izzy movie night

[half canyon]

alllllllllrighty then, LittleHorn (#1746560)

[stray locust]

.timers

[half canyon]

10 timers open. 1736201: ask CA when Governor's wife will say yes to building a house in Stardew Valley (7d | 3d13h57m55s remaining) 1734154: ask CA about Junimo biology (7d | 2d20h15m0s remaining) 1746510: do a voice reveal thing (19h | 18h31m7s remaining) 1742651: check out !wtf (3d | 1d17h41m45s remaining) 1733926: reask CA if blue chickens are painted (7d | 2d18h34m22s remaining) 1746560: movie night (24h | 23h59m51s remaining) 1736448: do One-Shot run with BG, Arson and other peps (7d | 3d16h11s remaining) 1736133: remind GD about her art (4d | 13h23m48s remaining) 1746512: do a voice reveal thing again (24h | 23h31m51s remaining) 1745735: test speedtest thing (1d | 17h51m33s remaining)

[half canyon]

@cursive forum: cook something (2h ago)

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

So close

[stray locust]

.img patio

[half canyon]

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/48f/6e1/bea6ce313b24649cf1acbe992e3884378e-pizza-patio.rsquare.w700.jpg

[stray locust]

.img patio cool

[half canyon]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/46/8d/5f/468d5f3c86a95fe575697c849b87134a.jpg

[stray locust]

... no

[stray locust]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

chatterbox

!lvl

[blissful comet]

.img ice cube

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Ice-Cube_2014-01-09-Chicago-photoby-Adam-Bielawski.jpg

[blissful comet]

HAHAHAGAG

[vagrant yacht]

!lvl

[rose laurel]

!lvl

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

[vivid geyser]

lies

I can eat a celery very efficiently

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.

[surreal lagoon]

ok uber

[stray locust]

ok uber

[surreal lagoon]

why is it measured like milk

[vivid geyser]

Bet I could beat that

I laughed at my own joke too much rn it's so stupid

That was the dumbest thing ever carry on

[vivid geyser]

Just let the moment pass willow pls

[stray locust]

Garry's Mod man

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.

[vivid geyser]

@lament tapir is this true

[surreal lagoon]

the notes here are also plastic

[lament tapir]

Ye

Waterproof

[surreal lagoon]

superior currency gang

[lament tapir]

So if you forget to take your money out before you jump in a dam, then u Gucci

[surreal lagoon]

bit of a pain to put in ur purse because it doesn't bend like paper mony

.fact

[half canyon]

It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.

[surreal lagoon]

wow part of the 0.7

[lament tapir]

Ours bend fine

[vivid geyser]

willow I can't believe you're a one percenter

[surreal lagoon]

time to exploit workers

.fact

[half canyon]

Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen.

[vivid geyser]

i rescind my statement from earlier you suck at socialism 😠

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

[lament tapir]

sigh

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

[lament tapir]

False.

.fact

[half canyon]

In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

[surreal lagoon]

uber ? hello ?

[lament tapir]

https://youtu.be/1v5gtOkyCG0

.fact

[half canyon]

For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting advertising space on his cows.

[surreal lagoon]

ok my wifi just died

[worldly scaffold]

F

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.

[vivid geyser]

shıt up suyyt up shut up shut up

everyone just calls the tower bit Ben you stupid guclfuck

[surreal lagoon]

ACKSHULLY, ITS THE BELL

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.

[vivid geyser]

they do this in every hospital my mum told me

[surreal lagoon]

just kill the patient on the day you betted on EZ money

.fact

[half canyon]

Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually.

[worldly scaffold]

F

[surreal lagoon]

american companies***

[vivid geyser]

Yeah BY EXISTING

[surreal lagoon]

big distinction there i think

.fact

[half canyon]

The state of Maryland has no natural Lakes.

[vivid geyser]

don't care a single bit

.fact

[half canyon]

The largest taxi fleet in the world is found in Mexico City. The city boasts a fleet of over 60,000 taxis.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The "Dull Men's Hall of Fame" is located in Carroll, Wisconsin.

[vivid geyser]

Umm ok?

Wisconsin really the most boring place on Earth

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

[surreal lagoon]

thats fucke dup stop eting bugs uber

[vivid geyser]

I know this isn't correct

Except for the last one I have no idea what fried bacon tastes like

So that could be true

[surreal lagoon]

a woman who eats bugs says 'In my experience, bugs taste like their diet'

so dirt

they taste like dirt

[vivid geyser]

yum

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Philippines has about 7,100 islands, of which only about 460 are more than 1 square mile in area.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The town of Calma, Chile in the Atacama Desert has never had rain.

[vivid geyser]

how

how do they live

.fact

[half canyon]

Michigan was the first state to have roadside picnic tables.

[vivid geyser]

I can not believe how little I care about that

.fact

[half canyon]

Cuba is the only island in the Caribbean to have a railroad.

[plain crystal]

!unpack

[broken lily]

See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files#Unpack_game_files for instructions on how to unpack XNB files in order to edit the assets inside!

[rose laurel]

!lvl

[wanton gulch]

!lvl

[versed ridge]

!lvl

[plain crystal]

!lvl

[craggy eagle]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

!lvl

[midnight current]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

Damn.

[midnight current]

oo almost 3.5k

[blazing mulch]

!lvl @woven oriole

[blazing mulch]

dang BG, gonna surpass me soon

[woven oriole]

oop

love ya strobe

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

uh

[blazing mulch]

love you more lil bunso

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

sobs

[fleet bluff]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[undone spruce]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[brisk spear]

!lvl

[brisk spear]

HHHHH

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

Pog

[late geyser]

!lvl

[sick wyvern]

.remind me in 9 hours to ask when I'm leaving

.remind

.remind me to fight in 1 min

Hmmm

@blissful comet come help me I'm stupid

[blissful comet]

damn

remind me to tell this idiot that hes an idiot in 1 minute

[half canyon]

hahahaha idk why but the fact that you expect me to do anything is funny. we'll see what happens (#1747323)

[sick wyvern]

Oh

No period

remind me to ask when I'm leaving in 9 hours

[half canyon]

k (#1747326)

@blissful comet: tell this idiot that hes an idiot (1m ago)

[blissful comet]

@sick wyvern youre an idiot

[sick wyvern]

@blissful comet I know

Always have been

[peak patrol]

.lvl

[blissful comet]

always will be

!lvl

[peak patrol]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

very epic number

[peak patrol]

Alright thanks.

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[peak patrol]

What is the difference between server rank and level?

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[sick wyvern]

!lvl

[peak patrol]

Nvm

[unborn notch]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[stuck bison]

!lvl

[worn jay]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[peak patrol]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

!lvl

[uneven zodiac]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[unborn notch]

!lvl

[rose laurel]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

!lvl

[rose laurel]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 9940 XP

[empty crane]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[wanton gulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[eager echo]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@dry barn: scream at the top of your lungs with no context (10d ago)

[lament tapir]

[late geyser]

!lvl ashthetrouble#4833

[midnight current]

aaaaaa

[late geyser]

!lvl

[midnight current]

did it for akari

[late geyser]

!lvl Frozenmagicaster#2440

[late geyser]

[midnight current]

[frank stag]

u have no life

[midnight current]

shhjh

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.img hornet

[half canyon]

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/77a/44e/2a12b3d88eedee7096161f9e6d95d4a44b-3-murderhornet.rsquare.w1200.jpg

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[frank stag]

.img cute bee

[half canyon]

https://previews.123rf.com/images/andryuha1981/andryuha19811803/andryuha1981180300003/97810689-beautiful-cute-bee-illustration.jpg

[frank stag]

no

.img cute bees

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MobAanNT1JA/maxresdefault.jpg

[frank stag]

YES

[stray locust]

.img hornet hollow knight

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/hollowknight/images/1/16/Hornet_Idle.png/revision/latest?cb=20181124144744

[stray locust]

I look similar to her ngl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

.img grapes

[half canyon]

https://images.ctfassets.net/cnu0m8re1exe/6uSVPiUx1FloQ23j38x2aM/0eafe5c0d6b3ce7e3aae6b389a997423/Grapes.jpg?w=650&h=433&fit=fill

[vivid geyser]

||chatterbox||

[lament tapir]

nou

[vivid geyser]

only with u

[lament tapir]

;o

[stray locust]

.choose HLD, HK

[half canyon]

HK

[stray locust]

yey

remind me in 5 hours to take a pic of my chair

[half canyon]

ehhhhhhhh ok (#1748107)

[stray locust]

k

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said “Elementary, my dear Watson”

[vivid geyser]

he thinks Sherlock Holmes was a real person

[slender cove]

.fact

[half canyon]

An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

[slender cove]

.fact

[half canyon]

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.

[frank stag]

why is an ant drunk

[vivid geyser]

mine has 3

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[blazing mulch]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 188390 XP

[winged vault]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@stray locust: remind GD about her art (4d ago)

[lament tapir]

Wait what

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

So close!

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[frank stag]

smh bg no life

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl ❀ Forsythia ❀#0255

[dry barn]

!lvl

[dry barn]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 15400 XP

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1562] "Keep your hands close and your toes closer" - CrescendoFuri (23 Feb 2018 @ 05:47:10 PM UTC)

[half canyon]

@sick wyvern: ask when you're leaving (9h ago)

[sick wyvern]

Thx

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2624] "I'll shit my excess fat into ur mouth" - NarcoPolo (31 Jul 2018 @ 02:47:49 AM UTC)

[dusty linden]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#403] "Like holy fuck can this game get any harder?" - Niji (14 Jan 2017 @ 03:17:07 AM UTC)

[winged vault]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2577] "i fart on everything you love" - primordialclamchowder (28 Jul 2018 @ 06:06:15 AM UTC)

[fleet bluff]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!!lvvl

!lvl

[lean rapids]

!lvl

[frank stag]

.img forsythia

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Forsythia_flower.JPG

[oak iris]

it looks like a flower which bees would such the pollen out of for all eternity

[frank stag]

BEES!

.img bees

[half canyon]

https://images.newscientist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/20111917/frank-bienewald-alamy-stock-photo.png?width=1200

[oak iris]

cute bee

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[plain crystal]

!lvl

[covert quiver]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

LenneDalben#5763

ID

176508491672846336

created

Mon May 2 01:41:43 2016

joined

Tue Dec 31 19:30:05 2019

roles

Summer, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Contentsmith, Modder, Summer 2020

[covert quiver]

rip me

lol

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for LenneDalben#5763: ID: 176508491672846336 | Created: 02 May 2016 01:41:43 AM UTC | Joined: 31 Dec 2019 07:30:05 PM UTC | Join position: 38104 | word on the street: smells like flowers

[honest knot]

.img dog

[half canyon]

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/dog-puppy-on-garden-royalty-free-image-1586966191.jpg?crop=0.752xw:1.00xh;0.175xw,0&resize=640:*

[honest knot]

AAAAAAAAA

Wait 😳

.img ouran host club

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Ouran_High_School_Vol_1_cover.jpg

[honest knot]

w o ah

the power

.img kyoya ootori

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/ouran/images/6/64/Kyoya_Ootori_with_a_drink.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20160116041425

[final hedge]

!lvl

[final hedge]

We need another 2x xp event!

[delicate blaze]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@stray locust: test speedtest thing (1d ago)

[half canyon]

@stray locust: take a pic of your chair (5h ago)

[lament tapir]

Jesus horn check your reminders smhsmh

[bitter void]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@stray locust: do a voice reveal thing (19h ago)

[lament tapir]

bruh

[vivid geyser]

he set these hours apart

but they're all for around this time

[lament tapir]

..(cact

.fact

[half canyon]

Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some Like It Hot'.

[lament tapir]

O

[vivid geyser]

..(cact

[lament tapir]

shuddup

[vivid geyser]

i won't

[lament tapir]

good

.fact

[half canyon]

Residents of Houston, Texas lead the U.S. in eating out - approximately 4.6 times per week.

[lament tapir]

The US ate paper?

OH

[vivid geyser]

Eating out 😳

[lament tapir]

NEVERMIND

omg slama

[vivid geyser]

[lament tapir]

.foerune

.fortune

[half canyon]

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. -- Grace Murray Hopper

[vivid geyser]

try that with sex

[lament tapir]

LEBDSJJSBDXJ

[vivid geyser]

worst quote ever

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

[vivid geyser]

I saw those

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Kiss your keyboard goodbye!

[vivid geyser]

GD youre so sleepy

[lament tapir]

am not

[vivid geyser]

you're typing like a caffeinated child

[lament tapir]

LOL

[vivid geyser]

You're so sleepy

[lament tapir]

it’s worth it

.fact

[half canyon]

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet (91 m) long in just one night.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.

[vivid geyser]

[lament tapir]

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.

[vivid geyser]

what about

Salt

[lament tapir]

FUCK

[vivid geyser]

LMAOOO

[lament tapir]

LMFAOEHEHEIDH

[vivid geyser]

PLEASE RESEBD THAT GIF

[lament tapir]

omg I’m WHEEZING

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-dance-dance-moves-slow-dance-grooves-gif-16592599

[vivid geyser]

LMAOOO

[lament tapir]

I BLAME THIS NEW GIF FEATURE 😭😭

.fact

[half canyon]

An Olympic gold medal must contain 92.5 percent silver

[vivid geyser]

[lament tapir]

LOL

OMG

THATS SO BEAUTIFUL

[wooden pelican]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!Lvl

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[unborn nest]

.w

[half canyon]

Clear, 98F (37C) (310.15K) | High: 111F (44C) | Low: 73F (23C) | Humidity: 23% | Wind: N @ 3.57mph (5.7km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Yuba City (CA, United States))

[clear current]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[frank stag]

that pfp scares me,,,

[winged vault]

.fact

[half canyon]

There were 240 pedestrian fatalities in New York City in 1994.

[torn robin]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[winged vault]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 223480 XP

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

heh

[blazing mulch]

[vivid geyser]

[frank stag]

how many times have you used that emote

[blazing mulch]

yes

[torn robin]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl NextXander#8982

[stuck adder]

!modrecs

[broken lily]

Check out https://gist.github.com/Pathoschild/b608892d3e60bd25d0eea71ca7584649 for a list of mods recommended by Pathoschild! They're all compatible with the latest versions of SMAPI and Stardew Valley on Linux/Mac/Windows.

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[surreal lagoon]

.W

[half canyon]

Overcast, 67F (20C) (293.15K) / feels like 68F (20C) (293.15K) | High: 71F (22C) | Low: 65F (18C) | Humidity: 91% | Wind: N @ 3.77mph (6.1km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (London (England, United Kingdom))

[tiny wing]

!lvl

[tiny wing]

.w

[half canyon]

either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

[tiny wing]

.W

[half canyon]

either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@stray locust: do a voice reveal thing again (24h ago)

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

voice reveal 👀

[half canyon]

@stray locust: movie night (24h ago)

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[rancid igloo]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said “Elementary, my dear Watson”

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Spain leads the world in cork production

[sullen cobalt]

!info

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Stripes#4270

ID

177713032112242688

created

Thu May 5 09:28:08 2016

joined

Sat May 12 15:11:27 2018

roles

Summer, Spring, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Cropmaster

[sullen cobalt]

i did it

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[flat flare]

!lvl

[cunning venture]

!lvl

[fleet bluff]

!lvl

[jolly beacon]

.quote 198667982296055808

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

nice

!lvl

[gray zinc]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

@lament tapir Let's yell at uberbot together

[gray zinc]

who uberbot

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.

[lament tapir]

I don’t care

[vivid geyser]

America right off the bat

[gray zinc]

.fact

[half canyon]

Common Cobra venom is not on the list of top 10 venoms yet it is still 40 times more toxic than cyanide.

[vivid geyser]

yah cyanide aint that bad

.fact

[half canyon]

The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal)

[vivid geyser]

still don't think this is true

.fact

[half canyon]

Slugs have four noses.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Chinese Crested dogs can get acne.

[vivid geyser]

FECK OFF

Hemp is not even the same as marijuana

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Michigan was the first state to have roadside picnic tables.

[vivid geyser]

my god

.fact

[lament tapir]

I want
To strange you uber

[half canyon]

Rugby, North Dakota is the geographical center of North America.

[lament tapir]

inhales

[vivid geyser]

I wanna strange this stupid can opener

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1958 Entomologist W.G. Bruce published a list of Arthropod references in the Bible. The most frequently named bugs from the Bible are: Locust: 24, Moth: 11, Grasshopper: 10, Scorpion: 10, Caterpillar: 9, and Bee: 4.

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The angel falls in Venezuela are nearly 20 times taller than Niagara Falls.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

[vivid geyser]

I read Venezuela and was like ugh finally not America

[gray zinc]

oh ok

[vivid geyser]

Then it mentioned Niagara

[blazing mulch]

Sporange rhymes with orange

Stupid Uber

[vivid geyser]

Blorenge rhymes with orange

I've rhymed stuff with silver before

kill her is a good one

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.

[blazing mulch]

it's not a perfect rhyme tho

The only perfect Rhyme iirc is chilver

.g chilver

[half canyon]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chilver

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4263] "drew born 1993 after only know born after 1993 twerk they 1993 twerk and" - toe (03 Feb 2020 @ 08:50:18 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

Uber I'm a poet not a pedant

[blazing mulch]

.g pedant

[half canyon]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pedant

[vivid geyser]

.define pedant

[half canyon]

noun: a person who pays more attention to formal rules and book learning than they merit

[blazing mulch]

wow

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

[vivid geyser]

wonder who that lady was

.fact

[half canyon]

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

[vivid geyser]

tf is a Dewey decimal

[blazing mulch]

Wow

.g Dewey decimal system

[half canyon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Decimal_Classification

[blazing mulch]

The system they use to categorise books in libraries

[lament tapir]

The Dewey Decimal Classification organizes library materials by discipline or field of study. Main divisions include philosophy, social sciences, science, technology, and history. The scheme comprises ten classes, each divided into ten divisions, each having ten sections.

[vivid geyser]

hm

who's Dewey

[blazing mulch]

Lol

The person who invented it

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Australian soldiers used the song "We're Off to See the Wizard" as a marching song in WWII.

[lament tapir]

[blazing mulch]

Ofc they did

[vivid geyser]

only good fact

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

The toothbrush was invented in China in 1498.

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you go blind in one eye you only lose about one fifth of your vision but all your sense of depth.

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

Termites have been known to eat food twice as fast when heavy metal music is playing.

[vivid geyser]

same

[lament tapir]

https://youtu.be/Mm3ypbAbLJ8

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

"I" is the most spoken word in the English language

[blazing mulch]

This is Dewey

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

One in eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.

[vivid geyser]

Ok

.fact

[half canyon]

Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Montpelier, Vermont is the only state capital without a McDonalds.

[vivid geyser]

I want to end this bot

[blazing mulch]

same

.fact

[half canyon]

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

[blazing mulch]

that's untrue

I once took a 13 hr plane flight

[lament tapir]

Haha very funny

[blazing mulch]

[vivid geyser]

hilarious

[blazing mulch]

Chickens can go on planes by law if their a service animal

[vivid geyser]

I'M SORRY

Ithought it was funny actually

[blazing mulch]

[lament tapir]

.frotune

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

The people of Israel consume more turkeys per capita than any other country.

[lament tapir]

.foruen

.fortunr

[cursive forum]

.frotune

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit hits a pedestrian. -- Frank Herbert, "The White Plague"

[vivid geyser]

.firthwood

.franges

.france

damn why it not work

[lament tapir]

I fucking made a weird squeal laughing noise at that slama

[cursive forum]

lol

[midnight current]

remind me in 2 minutes that nos done

[half canyon]

😏 (#1749957)

[midnight current]

wew

what is slam even trying?

[lament tapir]

.birb

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/birds/256c67df3825da9a6eb902111dd9b0568c4dcd92.jpg

[blazing mulch]

.IMG uber

[half canyon]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/qy_wZ92sFQccojEtscg52vtdAQmCIeQ4jsybMPmuML9Or7_SEOyrt0Jn0wyG-l2Fyw

[blazing mulch]

:SDVsadcat2:

.IMG ubkwy

[midnight current]

[half canyon]

https://img.yumpu.com/42855474/1/500x640/ubkwy.jpg

[blazing mulch]

that's not me either

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

[lament tapir]

Ffs

[blazing mulch]

.img uberkwefty

[half canyon]

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/1303/images/thumbnails/6449/6449-1594510371-2064378774.png

[blazing mulch]

ah yes there I am

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some Case Moth caterpillars (Psychidae) build a case around themselves that they always carry with them. It is made of silk and pieces of plants or soil.

[blazing mulch]

Lol

.fact

[half canyon]

The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world’s mail.

@midnight current: nos done (2m ago)

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

[vivid geyser]

but why

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

The largest NFL stadium is the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan.

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.

[blazing mulch]

Lol

that big

Someone from Apple calculated the amount of pi in pi

Like, 3,141,592,65... etc digits of pi

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[strange sequoia]

!lvl

[strange sequoia]

nice

[sick stream]

.fact

[half canyon]

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

[sick stream]

.help

[half canyon]

homepage: https://ub3r-b0t.com | docs: https://ub3r-b0t.com/docs | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://admin.ub3r-b0t.com | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

[sick stream]

.fact

[half canyon]

Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.

[shell adder]

!lvl

[surreal lagoon]

.img tittysprinkles

[half canyon]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/531/805/455.jpg

[vivid geyser]

is this the origins.....

[surreal lagoon]

zzzzzzzz morgan freeman stole my name

[slim crown]

.fact

[half canyon]

Koalas never drink water. They get fluids from the eucalyptus leaves they eat.

[slim crown]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.img Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/959732343590092341/CAE62B170B2129E0DE130F9D3583B7951A212783/?imw=506&imh=284&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true

[vivid geyser]

omg it's me getting married to Penny

[surreal lagoon]

p

[shell adder]

.I'm cakewalker872

[surreal lagoon]

penny????

[shell adder]

.img cakewalker872

[half canyon]

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/avatars/832171-7E1.png

[vivid geyser]

YES IT WAS MY SECOND PLAYTHROUGH

[shell adder]

Ofc

[vivid geyser]

I wanted to try something different 😭

[shell adder]

Of its that image

Ugh

[surreal lagoon]

thats EMILY

[shell adder]

Ofc it's that image 🤦‍♂️

[vivid geyser]

oh right

[surreal lagoon]

fake stardew fan ......

[vivid geyser]

I can't keep track of all my wives

[surreal lagoon]

LOL

[vivid geyser]

💅

[surreal lagoon]

ya just assign them numbers

[shell adder]

I need help
I need to get a new image at the top of images when you shearch my name o-
Oh no-
Wait- no

[surreal lagoon]

the names i go by online aren't original so i cant search them

.img softnook

[half canyon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1161600834/logo_fb_400x400.jpg

[shell adder]

Mine is original enough

[surreal lagoon]

):

[shell adder]

I even get top result

[surreal lagoon]

.img buzzingtonz

[half canyon]

https://a.wattpad.com/cover/4870405-352-k582585.jpg

[surreal lagoon]

LOL

DFJFHHFHF

[vivid geyser]

cool

[surreal lagoon]

this was from my wattpad story

[shell adder]

Next is my reddit account

Followed by my drawception account

Followed by my word art account
(Don't ask me

Oh there's even a post from speedrun.com

Even disboard stuff

For some reason when you search up my name you get a clip of syun with me in the chat if you search hard enough

Same with something from YouTube

Fascinating

With tons of streamers and youtuber actually

[vivid geyser]

yah if you look up my name a reddit post shows up where my name is just in an image

[shell adder]

Search me up online and tell me if you find anything interesting if you'd like

[surreal lagoon]

.img vvillow

[half canyon]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71WxJOZ87ZL.jpg

[surreal lagoon]

ok

[shell adder]

.img nibjanezumi

[half canyon]

No results found (or API limit reached; custom key is in use)

[shell adder]

.img ninjanezumi

[half canyon]

https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/ninjanezumi-profile_image-108639957697cc7d-300x300.png

[shell adder]

Yeah that's what i expected

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[worn jay]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

!lvl

[unborn notch]

:)

[lament tapir]

!lvl Santagian#1354

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

chatterbooox

[lament tapir]

huh

LOL

[fleet bluff]

.img Rocketfig

[half canyon]

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/XE8J4F/rocketfig-and-ewes-cheese-salad-XE8J4F.jpg

[fleet bluff]

pog

[wicked quest]

!lvl

[wicked quest]

Oop

Almost there

[torn robin]

!lvl

[uneven dagger]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[eager echo]

!lvl

[craggy eagle]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[split pike]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

Jesus christ

[oak iris]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[fervent elm]

!lvl

[fervent elm]

Yey

[fleet bluff]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl Mortimer#0233

[modern nymph]

!lvl

[worn jay]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl i am cheese#4200

[worn jay]

!lvl quartz#6961

[worn jay]

!lvl Quartz#6961

[marble heath]

!lvl

[open sparrow]

!lvl

[open sparrow]

wait what

i came yesterday

[lament tapir]

?

[open sparrow]

what

[open sparrow]

oooooooohhhh

yikes

only level one

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[open sparrow]

i thought i was level 9