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#governors-mansion
woven oriole
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
vivid geyser
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
vivid geyser
blazing mulch
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
winged kiln
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
An Olympic gold medal must contain 92.5 percent silver
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
In 1958 Entomologist W.G. Bruce published a list of Arthropod references in the Bible. The most frequently named bugs from the Bible are: Locust: 24, Moth: 11, Grasshopper: 10, Scorpion: 10, Caterpillar: 9, and Bee: 4.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
A female oyster produces 100 million young in her lifetime, the typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year, and it is possible for one female cat to be responsible for the birth of 20,736 kittens in four years. Michelle Druggar holds the record for largest human family, having given birth to 17 children.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
President John F Kennedy could read 4 newspapers in 20 minutes.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
The Amazon is the world's largest river, 3,890 miles (6,259 km) long.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
The U.S. bought Alaska for 2 cents an acre from Russia.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
Insects outnumber humans 100,000,000 to one.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.
lean cairn
.fact
half canyonBOT
Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.
hearty wagon
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
finite siren
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
finite siren
.fact
half canyonBOT
Some Case Moth caterpillars (Psychidae) build a case around themselves that they always carry with them. It is made of silk and pieces of plants or soil.
lament tapir
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
stuck bison
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
exotic gazelle
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
exotic gazelle
!lb
broken lilyBOT
bitter void
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
bitter void
!list
broken lilyBOT
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You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
bitter void
!cfr
broken lilyBOT
Custom Farming Redux (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/991) is a mod which loads content packs to add custom machines.
rose laurel
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
surreal lagoon
.quote 4993
half canyonBOT
[#4993] "Shut your moth" - Oblivion_Walker#8524 (10 Aug 2020 @ 03:41:38 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote 4992
half canyonBOT
[#4992] "'skill? thats not 5 letters' - slama, 2020" - tittysprinkles (10 Aug 2020 @ 01:19:28 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote 4991
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
surreal lagoon
.quote 4990
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
surreal lagoon
.quote 4989
half canyonBOT
[#4989] "Downgrade to TMX 1.13 to fix the music loop bug." - FlashShifter (09 Aug 2020 @ 12:08:58 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote 4988
half canyonBOT
[#4988] "I spent an unreasonable amount of time looking at whores in Amsterdam too....." - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (08 Aug 2020 @ 10:38:08 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote 4987
half canyonBOT
[#4987] ""ahhhh shit and piss, time to chill, grill and fall down a hill"" - Hori (08 Aug 2020 @ 10:20:10 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote 4986
half canyonBOT
[#4986] ""gdddd... [ghost sound]... you sound britiiiiiiish...[ghost groan]"" - Hori (08 Aug 2020 @ 04:42:52 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote 4985
half canyonBOT
[#4985] "GMCM 1.1.0 + CM 1.7.X - works but CM was doing mad scientist code stuff 
GMCM 1.2.0 + CM 1.7.X - breaks, so we advised ppl to roll back GMCM
GMCM 1.1.0 + CM 1.8.0 - breaks because new CM needs new GMCM
GMCM 1.2.0 + CM 1.8.0 - Works! f i n a l l y" - Jonqora (08 Aug 2020 @ 12:56:28 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote 4984
half canyonBOT
[#4984] "squirt some cream on me bb" - tittysprinkles (07 Aug 2020 @ 08:54:36 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote 4983
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
surreal lagoon
.quote 4982
half canyonBOT
[#4982] "Nope, money is expensive" - TheOne (06 Aug 2020 @ 09:55:57 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote 4981
half canyonBOT
[#4981] "i shower with socks on" - Queen (06 Aug 2020 @ 01:09:41 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote @vivid geyser
half canyonBOT
[#4988] "I spent an unreasonable amount of time looking at whores in Amsterdam too....." - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (08 Aug 2020 @ 10:38:08 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
yeah
shell vapor
hehheh i think im the one who quoted that too
surreal lagoon
.quote 4980
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
surreal lagoon
.quote 4879
half canyonBOT
[#4879] "have you seen me pee" - droo (27 Jun 2020 @ 03:19:09 PM UTC)
red oyster
.quote tittysprinkles
half canyonBOT
[#3407] "ive bween naughty :3" - tittysprinkles (13 Apr 2019 @ 07:31:54 PM UTC)
vivid geyser
What are we doing
shell vapor
seeing your good quotes
red oyster
past tittysprinkles 😳
vivid geyser
how good are they
surreal lagoon
oh she a lil freeky doe 😳
red oyster
.quote tittysprinkles
vivid geyser
.quote tittysprinkles
half canyonBOT
[#3144] "go big or go homo i guess" - tittysprinkles (14 Dec 2018 @ 03:57:47 PM UTC)
[#4843] "u shouldn’t be able to hear any background noise because of my iPhone 11s 256GB max editions premium noise cancelling" - tittysprinkles (13 Jun 2020 @ 08:10:37 PM UTC)
shell vapor
one year has changed...
red oyster
.quote tittysprinkles
half canyonBOT
[#3543] "i found my old shrek vhs and its got a Growth" - tittysprinkles (02 Jun 2019 @ 02:05:28 AM UTC)
red oyster
.quote carls
half canyonBOT
[#2780] "dont do rats kids" - carls (27 Aug 2018 @ 12:26:37 AM UTC)
shell vapor
.quote danny
vivid geyser
is your Shrek dvd ok
half canyonBOT
[#1151] "t h i c c r e s e t t i 😩" - Danny (06 Jan 2018 @ 02:27:10 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
yeah slama its probs sentient by now
shell vapor
shrek is alive...
red oyster
excuse you slama it's a vhs tape not a dvd
vivid geyser
i wasn't asking about the VHS now was i
shell vapor
god the fact that shrek is old enough to still be made into a vhs
vivid geyser
You don't have one?
vivid geyser
why would I not assume everyone has both a dvd and a VHS copy of Shrek
surreal lagoon
i have shrek on all types of media format its okay
shell vapor
wonkle tru shrek fan
hearty wagon
.fact
half canyonBOT
The rhinoceros beetle is the strongest animal and is capable of lifting 850 times its own weight.
vivid geyser
I bet I could lift more than a rhino beetle
lament tapir
I don’t think I’ve seen the shrek movies
surreal lagoon
i wouldn’t actual crush a beetle tho i think they’re cool
shell vapor
you can really just watch the first 2
lament tapir
since when was there more then 2
vivid geyser
you can pretend you do not see 3 and 4
shell vapor
t..that long ago huh...
red oyster
shrek 3 is only acceptable as a video game format
surreal lagoon
my apologies
shell vapor
fake shrek fan 😔
vivid geyser
it's a total shame the Shrek superslam world championship was canceled this year 😔
surreal lagoon
i agree ): i had tickets to attend the live event and everything
dusty linden
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Rats and horses can’t vomit.
half canyonBOT
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Hannibal had only one eye after getting a disease while attacking Rome.
half canyonBOT
A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
half canyonBOT
It's illegal to spit on the sidewalk in Norfolk, Virginia.
half canyonBOT
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
half canyonBOT
The NY phone book had 22 Hitlers before WWII. The NY phone book had 0 Hitlers after WWII.
half canyonBOT
Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
half canyonBOT
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
woven oriole
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
.fortune
half canyonBOT
One planet is all you get.
half canyonBOT
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
half canyonBOT
The "pound" key on your keyboard () is called an octotroph.
vivid geyser
it's called a hashtag 😤
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Maine is the only state (in USA) whose name is just one syllable.
vivid geyser
ugh america
half canyonBOT
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
half canyonBOT
Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.
vivid geyser
ok
half canyonBOT
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
vivid geyser
for you there isn't much of a difference between the two
lament tapir
LOL
Death for average people is yknow, quite awhile away
Spiders can just pop up and say hey anytime of the day
.fact
half canyonBOT
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
half canyonBOT
half canyonBOT
There were 240 pedestrian fatalities in New York City in 1994.
vivid geyser
is that low... or high??
idk what even is a pedestrian fatality??
is it just regular ass census data??????
lament tapir
Those two late-year deaths bring the total of pedestrian fatalities to 114 in unofficial statistics — an increase of 7.5 percent over last year's 106 pedestrians killed on the roads of New York City.
.fact
half canyonBOT
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
half canyonBOT
98% of Japanese are cremated.
lament tapir
.fortune
half canyonBOT
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet (91 m) long in just one night.
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
vivid geyser
.fortune
half canyonBOT
Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it. -- Datamation, January 15, 1984
vivid geyser
.fortune
half canyonBOT
A student asked the master for help... does this program run from the Workbench? The master grabbed the mouse and pointed to an icon. "What is this?" he asked. The student replied "That's the mouse". The master pressed control-Amiga-Amiga and hit the student on the head with the Amiga ROM Kernel Manual. -- Amiga Zen Master Peter da Silva
vivid geyser
why are these programming themed
lament tapir
.fortune
half canyonBOT
Preserve the old, but know the new.
lament tapir
wow and I get the short ones
vivid geyser
.fortune
half canyonBOT
Bread and Circuits: The electronic era tendency to view party politics as corny -- no longer relevant of meaningful or useful to modern societal issues, and in many cases dangerous. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"
vivid geyser
.fortune
half canyonBOT
Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.
vivid geyser
ok you don't have to push it in my face like that
lament tapir
LMFAO
half canyonBOT
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
half canyonBOT
"I don't believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person, unless he has an atomic weapon." -- Howard Chaykin
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
half canyonBOT
Louisiana's capital building is the tallest one of any U.S. state.
vivid geyser
I DON'T CARE 
beef wellington don't u agree these facts are too america centric
@surreal lagoon don't u ignore me
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Many butterflies can taste with their feet to find out whether the leaf they sit on is good to lay eggs on to be their caterpillars' food or not.
surreal lagoon
just taste with ur mouth stupid bug
vivid geyser
no I think they all just have foot fetishes and keep tasting themselves
it's not about the caterpillars
.fact
half canyonBOT
The venom of the Australian Brown Snake is so powerful only 1/14,000th of an ounce is enough to kill a human.
half canyonBOT
Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.
surreal lagoon
🥥🔪
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
China has more English speakers than the United States.
surreal lagoon
americans dont even speak english so that doesnt count . next
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
vivid geyser
the average american knows 0.71 languages that' s a lame fact
lament tapir
That’s false Uber
surreal lagoon
whos dropping liquor on scorpions
vivid geyser
uber just straight up lies sometimes
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
surreal lagoon
.img jeremy bentham
half canyonBOT
surreal lagoon
what the fuck
lament tapir
Jesus
half canyonBOT
The mother of Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees" invented whiteout.
half canyonBOT
Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
half canyonBOT
Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.
vivid geyser
oh boo hoo the royal family might die boooo hoooooo
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Tina Turner's real name is Annie Mae Bullock.
vivid geyser
who's tina turner
surreal lagoon
tina turner ? like from fairly odd parebts ?
lament tapir
.img Tina turner
half canyonBOT
vivid geyser
no idea who this woman is
half canyonBOT
vivid geyser
well I'm glad I know her real name I totally didn't forget it the instant it scrolled up too far
.fact
half canyonBOT
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
vivid geyser
no, it's made of keratin, which is also what hair is made of
that's like saying a pot is made of compacted nails because they're both metal
surreal lagoon
these facts suck
vivid geyser
uber is a total fucking moron
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).
half canyonBOT
Andorra, a tiny country between France & Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.
rose laurel
!lvl
vivid geyser
I know where andorra is uber how dum do you think I am
broken lilyBOT
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
No matter where you stand in Michigan, you are never more than 85 miles from a Great Lake.
half canyonBOT
Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day
vivid geyser
you coulda just said "sweats"
surreal lagoon
yummy
vivid geyser
fuck u grandiloquent bitch
lament tapir
Has to try and sound fancy while being dumb at the same time
half canyonBOT
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
Nepal is the only country that has a non-rectangular flag. It is also asymmetrical.
vivid geyser
I know what the flag looks like uber GOD
you don't have to spoonfeed me info for everything
surreal lagoon
ubers eye is bigger than his brain and uber does not have eyes
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
Antarctica is the only continent on which no Lepidoptera have been found.
surreal lagoon
no What
vivid geyser
thassa butterfly
lament tapir
vivid geyser
those are stickers
lament tapir
shit stickers Uber
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
half canyonBOT
The first license plate on a car in the United States was issued in Denver, Colorado in 1908.
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump.”
vivid geyser
yah uber just really likes lying
also why are we not considering the larva stages lifespan
so stupid
.fact
half canyonBOT
Montpelier, Vermont is the only state capital without a McDonalds.
vivid geyser
don't give a shit
surreal lagoon
dont care
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
half canyonBOT
The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”
lament tapir
I smell vanilla paste
vivid geyser
no it's dared
surreal lagoon
that doctor single handedly caused world war 2 gg
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13.
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
half canyonBOT
A “2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
surreal lagoon
what
half canyonBOT
surreal lagoon
dumb . stupid
half canyonBOT
Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”).
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."
vivid geyser
tmi
lament tapir
.fortune
half canyonBOT
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.
vivid geyser
of course the stupid robot is obsessed with programming
half canyonBOT
Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
California consumes more bottled water than any other product.
lament tapir
DONT CARE
half canyonBOT
A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
lament tapir
sigh
vivid geyser
that's not true
surreal lagoon
.fact
half canyonBOT
The penguin is the only bird that can swim but can't fly.
lament tapir
However, reports that sharks can smell a single drop of blood in a vast ocean are greatly exaggerated. While some sharks can detect blood at one part per million, that hardly qualifies as the entire ocean. Sharks do, however, have an acute sense of smell and a sensitive olfactory system--much more so than humans.
However just because they can smell it, does not mean they want anything to do with you
Since common shark attacks come from accidental, them thinking you were their regular prey
They ain’t gonna hassle most likely
.fact
half canyonBOT
Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
lament tapir
Shut up
half canyonBOT
The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!
surreal lagoon
imagine being a species that evolved a very specific physical trait to be able to do a specific activity and then .... not being able to do it . idot flightless burds
vivid geyser
at least he included canadians this time but I care equally little about them
.fact
half canyonBOT
The people of France eat more cheese than any other country in the world.
surreal lagoon
thats why they stink so bad
half canyonBOT
In 1958 Entomologist W.G. Bruce published a list of Arthropod references in the Bible. The most frequently named bugs from the Bible are: Locust: 24, Moth: 11, Grasshopper: 10, Scorpion: 10, Caterpillar: 9, and Bee: 4.
surreal lagoon
cool i guess
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
US gold coins used to say “In Gold We Trust”.
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
The number "four" is considered unlucky in Japan because it is pronounced the same as "death".
half canyonBOT
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
vivid geyser
😳
lament tapir
Thanks Uber
surreal lagoon
😳
lament tapir
smh
surreal lagoon
damn they getting it
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
Michigan was the first state to have roadside picnic tables.
vivid geyser
oh my fucking god
surreal lagoon
i SLEEP
lament tapir
@half canyon fuck you
half canyonBOT
NO FUCK YUOU
vivid geyser
@half canyon fuck you
half canyonBOT
NO FUCK YUOU
lament tapir
@half canyon I love you
half canyonBOT
I know.
vivid geyser
stuck up bitch
surreal lagoon
sad face
surreal lagoon
do it uber . dance like the monkey that you are
lament tapir
@half canyon I love you
half canyonBOT
I cannot feel love. In fact I have no emotion. Fuckin pisses me off I tell ya hwat.
surreal lagoon
smiley face
lament tapir
Exactly
surreal lagoon
vivid geyser
the face emotes don't work wrinkle
half canyonBOT
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
lament tapir
willow
vivid geyser
if u reuse and wash thoroughly it can last as long as 0 days
lament tapir
life advice with slama
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).
vivid geyser
LEAVE
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
half canyonBOT
A jellyfish is 95% water.
surreal lagoon
same
vivid geyser
same
surreal lagoon
gotta stay hydrated 😌
half canyonBOT
Jim Henson first coined the word “Muppet”. It is a combination of “marionette” and “puppet.”
vivid geyser
breaking news inventor of thing names invention
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
vivid geyser
Woah
surreal lagoon
sounds false
lament tapir
oop
vivid geyser
wtf is a personel ad for dating
lament tapir
sending out an ad of ur self
surreal lagoon
a billboard
lament tapir
Dating website
Dating website are ads
“Hello I am blah blah
Buy me for the rest of our lives”
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
half canyonBOT
When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.
vivid geyser
.Wolfram 2228 - 706
lament tapir
My guy
half canyonBOT
1522
surreal lagoon
every night in my dreams ..... i see u .... i feeeeel u .....
vivid geyser
So that's wronf
The death count is 1517
idk where those extra 5 people came from
.fact
half canyonBOT
Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).
lament tapir
rip Aussie truck drivers who hit thousands of kangaroos each night
vivid geyser
2001 that's really old data
lament tapir
And then get into accidents with tourists
surreal lagoon
i assume the fact means in america
half canyonBOT
Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.
vivid geyser
Uranus lol
lament tapir
child
surreal lagoon
damn girl rotate uranus for me
lament tapir
I almost called u a chip
vivid geyser
Uranus is funny don't deny
lament tapir
I wont dent
vivid geyser
look im pretty sleepy ok....
lament tapir
You need to sleep!
vivid geyser
I should probably take a nap so I don't crash during the thing
I'm sorry if I oversleep I'm gonna set a bunch of alarms
lament tapir
lmfao it’s fine
I don’t know how people wake up to alarms
I can’t for some reason
vivid geyser
I wake up to the sound of a discord notification 😩
lament tapir
cute
vivid geyser
I'm going to bed
half canyonBOT
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
tidal plover
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
Remind me in 1 hour to reminder
remind me in 1 hour reminder
cmon work
remind me in 1 hour to test
okay fine be ded
pure knot
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
eager echo
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
gleaming gulch
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
tidal plover
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
rose laurel
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
fleet bluff
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
fleet bluff
33 more
tidal plover
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
tidal plover
24 more
woven oriole
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
grizzled marlin
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
plain crystal
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
cyan hedge
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
rain dirge
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
late geyser
Bruh
royal rivet
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
dusty ocean
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
rose laurel
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
shell adder
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
shell adder
!lb
broken lilyBOT
hearty wagon
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
hearty wagon
nice
broken lilyBOT
broken lilyBOT
vagrant geode
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
vagrant geode
.fact
half canyonBOT
Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people do.
vagrant geode
Ok
granite osprey
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
vagrant geode
.quote 420
half canyonBOT
[#420] "But I remember it, and they remember it" - Vic (19 Jan 2017 @ 03:25:03 PM UTC)
granite osprey
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#4054] "In Izzy's brain: dog = bear" - 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘴 (30 Nov 2019 @ 02:32:12 PM UTC)
vagrant geode
.quote 1
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
vagrant geode
.fact
half canyonBOT
Eskimos have over 15 words for the English word of 'Snow'
stray locust
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
!lvl Arsonist#5907
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
wow he didn’t talk much in those 30 mins smh
lament tapir
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
bitter void
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
stray locust
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
versed ridge
!lvl
bitter void
.quote
broken lilyBOT
half canyonBOT
[#1718] "oh boy i like watching shoes in shady websites" - TapooD⚡ (25 Mar 2018 @ 12:58:58 PM UTC)
hearty wagon
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
half canyonBOT
[#4474] "i have the high ground" - Arsonist:5907 (26 Apr 2020 @ 05:52:57 AM UTC)
bitter void
.quote 4995
half canyonBOT
[#4995] "Cyberpunk 2077: pee is neon now" - Bee (12 Aug 2020 @ 05:14:35 AM UTC)
bitter void
.quote 4996
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
bitter void
.quote 4997
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
bitter void
dam 4 quotes left
half canyonBOT
grind in bedwars
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
The word “maverick” came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle.
lament tapir
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
blazing mulch
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
pure bane
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
I need
It
Even
woven oriole
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
zenith kite
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
sinful coral
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
viscid hull
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
broken lilyBOT
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
flint jetty
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
vivid geyser
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
versed ridge
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
There was once an undersea post office in the Bahamas.
blazing mulch
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
vivid geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
vivid geyser
FUCK OFF
half canyonBOT
California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ."
half canyonBOT
The name Jeep comes from “GP”, the army abbreviation for General Purpose.
late geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
late geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
“The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
woven oriole
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
clear current
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
.fortune
half canyonBOT
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner. -- Calvin Keegan
lament tapir
.fact
half canyonBOT
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
lament tapir
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#4915] "pelican town has shane that's about as depressed as it gets" - Danny (18 Jul 2020 @ 01:25:28 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.fact
half canyonBOT
The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."
half canyonBOT
[#715] "Keep the waifus away from his balls" - Rin Spacey (10 Oct 2017 @ 12:08:37 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#4389] "i too relate to being a severed head, my dying wish being to be put between tiddies" - taco cat (04 Mar 2020 @ 04:30:25 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#75] "his little fists" - erika ()
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#4861] "Why is no quote found?" - Soupy Sora (20 Jun 2020 @ 01:33:48 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#2240] "I'm your height but I'm thiccccccccc" - BattleShout (06 Jun 2018 @ 02:13:23 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#712] "I wish his adventures involved less pee" - Jasper (09 Oct 2017 @ 12:54:38 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#2357] "fuq ur tts" - sleepyrice (21 Jun 2018 @ 03:51:24 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#2516] "who will slap my ass now" - toe (23 Jul 2018 @ 05:53:19 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#19] "I'm 12 and or 13 according to my peers, and, therefore, am the youngest child in existence." - marm ()
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#1731] "go pee on the kid" - Magically Clueless (28 Mar 2018 @ 04:51:34 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#2626] "POONY" - NarcoPolo (31 Jul 2018 @ 03:59:18 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#4705] "tyah !!!!!!!!!!i feel like speagheterri noodles rn" - Stardust✨ (27 May 2020 @ 10:18:53 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#37] "my biscuit just fell in my fucking tea. and my rescue biscuit also fell in. god damn it" - Alcopops ()
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#1628] "I thought i was pregnant once until I realized I was 12 year old boy" - jamie (08 Mar 2018 @ 01:37:45 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
same
lean bridge
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#3831] "My heart my soul my bootyhole" - Bee (02 Aug 2019 @ 07:30:14 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#2925] "pop pap pup" - toe (23 Sep 2018 @ 11:30:05 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#3965] "vidoo games have given me gret intellect" - toe (01 Oct 2019 @ 08:41:03 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#783] "farts" - Magically Clueless (28 Oct 2017 @ 04:17:04 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#4280] "dear soy-teacher, I am sorry that Soy is late, I assume full responsibly, BTW are you a single teacher ? call me [insert web-number]" - Webxro (05 Feb 2020 @ 03:59:42 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#3720] "I don't have to poop on anyone now" - feeblebeeble (10 Jul 2019 @ 04:05:53 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#416] "leggy weggy" - Lewis (16 Jan 2017 @ 04:42:27 PM UTC)
fleet bluff
.fortune
half canyonBOT
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. -- Cartoon caption
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#580] "something memorable in adv guild" - Psyker (03 Sep 2017 @ 05:42:47 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#4533] "Kiss me I’m a toad" - Strobe (09 May 2020 @ 07:22:35 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#2368] "ill poop right on peta" - feeblebeeble (25 Jun 2018 @ 02:55:40 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#4357] ""do you want to marry me"
queen: "no plz do u have any idea how much that would cost sorry were just friends"" - Crumbledore (27 Feb 2020 @ 01:10:53 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#3476] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAEEHAAAA. AAAA EEH-AAAA. EEH-AAAA. EEH-AAAAAAAA. You get the idea. It's the lyrics to the AAAA meme. Why have I put them in a quote? I want to know why you haven't?" - Madeliene Madness (12 May 2019 @ 01:49:09 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#907] "I was 8 years old once and ended up seducing my horse regent" - Webxro (30 Nov 2017 @ 03:24:02 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#827] "deceased people ate my neighbors" - Magically Clueless (07 Nov 2017 @ 12:39:08 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#3894] "it all started when halo wanted me to draw a penis" - 4Slice (27 Aug 2019 @ 01:14:32 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#3313] "I'm gonna get a tattoo of my butt on my butt" - feeblebeeble (01 Mar 2019 @ 11:06:22 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#3977] "I go to the sea and I say "hey bby, can I go naked "" - Webxro (06 Oct 2019 @ 01:47:52 PM UTC)
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#1279] "Now I'm actually tempted to write it but
I have Anderson's Big Meaty Tragedy to write still" - HoolOfTheNorth (24 Jan 2018 @ 03:09:05 AM UTC)
vivid geyser
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#3539] "UAAAAAUAAAGAHH" - sleepyrice (31 May 2019 @ 06:37:12 AM UTC)
vivid geyser
lame
torn robin
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
broken lilyBOT
fleet bluff
???? hUH
vivid geyser
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
wind warren
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
blazing mulch
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
blazing mulch
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#2956] "fuck the hold on what?????" - nicetrynsa (03 Oct 2018 @ 02:08:38 AM UTC)
blazing mulch
!lb
broken lilyBOT
young flower
broken lilyBOT
boreal plank
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
boreal plank
!list
broken lilyBOT
abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
boreal plank
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#672] "that was quite a rubbish thing to say" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (02 Oct 2017 @ 04:50:10 PM UTC)
craggy eagle
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
woven oriole
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
surreal lagoon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#2529] ""Honey why is that weird girl screaming and doing the macarena at you?"" - SirLeedle (24 Jul 2018 @ 10:59:30 PM UTC)
blazing mulch
.quote snowzie
half canyonBOT
[#4504] "i wanan be a serial killer" - snowzie (03 May 2020 @ 03:38:08 PM UTC)
blazing mulch
.quote sakura-chan
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
rain dirge
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
surreal lagoon
wow 50 away from despcito
rain dirge
Weew
surreal lagoon
poge
half canyonBOT
[#4871] "I can run 1 km without to stop aaaaa whew" - Sm00kie (24 Jun 2020 @ 03:59:58 PM UTC)
blazing mulch
.quote ✧･ﾟ. * Izzy 🌙 .･ﾟ✧
half canyonBOT
Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick] | On Discord? React to a message with 💬
rain dirge
.quote @rain dirge
half canyonBOT
[#3424] "Ima get a haircut today,will make Bee's tiddes explode" - Smart Cookie (23 Apr 2019 @ 09:34:12 AM UTC)
rain dirge
Lmfao what?
blazing mulch
.quote izzy
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
blazing mulch
.quote 483409
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
blazing mulch
.quote Mazzy- 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒻𝓁𝒶𝓀𝑒
half canyonBOT
Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick] | On Discord? React to a message with 💬
blazing mulch
.quote "Mazzy- 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓃𝑜𝓌𝒻𝓁𝒶𝓀𝑒"
half canyonBOT
Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick] | On Discord? React to a message with 💬
warm rover
got replaced
blazing mulch
.quote 525243830023225354
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
blazing mulch
.quote @zenith compass\
half canyonBOT
[#4056] "LMFAO narco please 😭" - ✧･ﾟ. * Izzy 🌙 .･ﾟ✧ (30 Nov 2019 @ 02:35:06 PM UTC)
blazing mulch
.quote @zenith compass
half canyonBOT
[#4067] "im gonna quote myself now" - ✧･ﾟ. * Izzy 🌙 .･ﾟ✧ (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:15:19 AM UTC)
versed ridge
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
blazing mulch
.quote @zenith compass
half canyonBOT
[#4118] "9/11 was in 2009 right" - yours truly, izzy 🗡 (06 Jan 2020 @ 03:44:43 PM UTC)
half canyonBOT
[#4351] "quote me pls i wanna feel special" - neon nightmares (25 Feb 2020 @ 12:58:47 AM UTC)
versed ridge
!lvl LittleHorn#4929
broken lilyBOT
blazing mulch
.quote @zenith compass
half canyonBOT
[#4393] "drink the pee i swear its healthy" - all demons are human (05 Mar 2020 @ 02:02:04 AM UTC)
versed ridge
WTF
blazing mulch
.quote @zenith compass
half canyonBOT
[#4056] "LMFAO narco please 😭" - ✧･ﾟ. * Izzy 🌙 .･ﾟ✧ (30 Nov 2019 @ 02:35:06 PM UTC)
blazing mulch
.quote @zenith compass\
half canyonBOT
[#3893] "emotional barf is the only tasty barf out there man" - Maple Blossom (27 Aug 2019 @ 12:22:15 AM UTC)
versed ridge
I told you. Use your ID
surreal lagoon
bro ....
rain dirge
.quote @rain dirge
half canyonBOT
[#3294] "How did the chicken left an egg after it traveled the crosswalk" - Smart Cookie (15 Feb 2019 @ 09:00:48 PM UTC)
half canyonBOT
[#4070] "canada is a state and im gonna quote myself" - ✧･ﾟ. * Izzy 🌙 .･ﾟ✧ (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:17:12 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
‘9/11 was in 2009’....... izzy ......
half canyonBOT
[#4070] "canada is a state and im gonna quote myself" - ✧･ﾟ. * Izzy 🌙 .･ﾟ✧ (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:17:12 AM UTC)
blazing mulch
.quote @zenith compass
half canyonBOT
[#4056] "LMFAO narco please 😭" - ✧･ﾟ. * Izzy 🌙 .･ﾟ✧ (30 Nov 2019 @ 02:35:06 PM UTC)
half canyonBOT
[#4395] "how to not get coronavirous do not eat your poop" - all demons are human (05 Mar 2020 @ 02:06:28 AM UTC)
half canyonBOT
[#4439] "but crime is interesting!!" - maple blossom (26 Mar 2020 @ 03:17:27 PM UTC)
blazing mulch
.quote @zenith compass
half canyonBOT
[#4067] "im gonna quote myself now" - ✧･ﾟ. * Izzy 🌙 .･ﾟ✧ (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:15:19 AM UTC)
versed ridge
.quote @versed ridge
half canyonBOT
[#4270] "Everyone desreve to be happy. change my mind hahahaha. I fucking dare you" - MRhero realm (04 Feb 2020 @ 04:23:14 PM UTC)
versed ridge
.quote @versed ridge
half canyonBOT
[#4270] "Everyone desreve to be happy. change my mind hahahaha. I fucking dare you" - MRhero realm (04 Feb 2020 @ 04:23:14 PM UTC)
versed ridge
I only have on quote and it is perfect
torn robin
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
surreal lagoon
.quote @surreal lagoon
half canyonBOT
[#4023] "strippers are on my mind i guess" - tittysprinkles (08 Nov 2019 @ 12:41:32 AM UTC)
surreal lagoon
they still are
broken lilyBOT
blazing mulch
!lb
broken lilyBOT
bitter void
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
regal wharf
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
bitter void
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
tacit loom
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
bitter void
!harmony
broken lilyBOT
Here be dragons. Venture forth with bravery, young warrior, for thou art alone in these dark lands. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Modder_Guide/APIs/Harmony for more info. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/156109690059751424/514614715482243073/harmony_development_cycle.png
bitter void
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
scenic sluice
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
scenic sluice
.fact
half canyonBOT
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
scenic sluice
.fact
half canyonBOT
Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
late geyser
.fact
half canyonBOT
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
dusty linden
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
blazing mulch
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
south lintel
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
lean rapids
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
stable kayak
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
blissful comet
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
royal rivet
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
blissful comet
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
mystic moss
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
mystic moss
!lb
broken lilyBOT
exotic gazelle
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
ashen tartan
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
plain crystal
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
stray locust
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
ashen tartan
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
cursive forum
!lvl
broken lilyBOT
torn robin
!lvl