governors-mansion

[vivid geyser]

you should have told me it pinged pathos.....

[bitter void]

do people ever use it on modding channels tho

[vivid geyser]

I feel like a jerk now

[exotic gazelle]

sadness

[vivid geyser]

😩

[exotic gazelle]

slam that just did so much psychological damage to me

[vivid geyser]

did u like my stop motion animation

[late geyser]

You are now gonna get banned nah you can ping junimos but not at junimos

[exotic gazelle]

i thought a weeping angel got into my computer

[lament tapir]

Death..

[vivid geyser]

you can at junimos

I've done it many times

[late geyser]

Ik

But not repadedly for no reason

[vivid geyser]

well duh

that goes for pinging anyone

[bitter void]

I mean you can ping anyone you will just recieve a migthy

[lament tapir]

Death I’m pretty sure we all know the rules and have common sense.

[late geyser]

Ik that's why I said it

[exotic gazelle]

you shouldnt ping anyone on the server repeatedly for no reason

[lament tapir]

Oh damn I found a bab caterpillar in my avo toast

[exotic gazelle]

gd what

wht

wth

[vivid geyser]

@exotic gazelle

[bitter void]

how

[exotic gazelle]

slam i love you too

[vivid geyser]

@exotic gazelle

@exotic gazelle

[bitter void]

[exotic gazelle]

oh gosh oh golley its too much slam >///<

[lament tapir]

messaging bouncer

[vivid geyser]

that really showed him

[exotic gazelle]

im showed 😔

[lament tapir]

I thought that said showered

[vivid geyser]

think abo

ut the things you say

"I'm showed"

[exotic gazelle]

Im showered

[lament tapir]

hori

[exotic gazelle]

?

[lament tapir]

Ffs

[exotic gazelle]

whats wrong with showed

[vivid geyser]

please don't expose yourself

[exotic gazelle]

oH

OH

fuck

[lament tapir]

You dinkus

[vivid geyser]

total dinku

[exotic gazelle]

fok

[lament tapir]

fok is cute

[exotic gazelle]

thanks, im copying you

[vivid geyser]

fok is turkish for seal

the animal

[exotic gazelle]

so youre calling yourself cute

[bitter void]

bruh

[exotic gazelle]

self love is healthy

that red and black is not healthy

[bitter void]

shhs

[lament tapir]

It’d usually be in making mods

[vivid geyser]

charge your phone

[bitter void]

making mods had 0 mentions

[lament tapir]

Bruh tf

They need to remove the command

[vivid geyser]

the most

[exotic gazelle]

i have questions for pathos

[lament tapir]

Poor pathos

[vivid geyser]

useless command

[exotic gazelle]

useless is an understatement

[lament tapir]

And wait

[exotic gazelle]

its detrimental

[lament tapir]

You’re copYing me?

[exotic gazelle]

i copy people i like, it makes me a better person

[vivid geyser]

I've picked some GDisms too

[exotic gazelle]

i do hhhh because of my so

and vibes

[rose laurel]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

I just like saying dinkus

[lament tapir]

I had to try and explain what hhh means to my ex once
I couldn’t
I don’t know how to explain it?
It’s like... something you just know

[exotic gazelle]

yer a bloody dinkus

its just, how-

[vivid geyser]

don't ever call me a dinkus again ya dinkus

[exotic gazelle]

its like defining "the"

[lament tapir]

The correct insult is dingus
But I’ve made it dinkus
Because I love my hard K’s

[exotic gazelle]

[lament tapir]

That sounds-

[bitter void]

isn't that a dog

[lament tapir]

hori...

[rose laurel]

🤨 🤨

[exotic gazelle]

i dont think any letters should be hard

[lament tapir]

Dingo is the dog you dinkus

Well, wolf

Closely related

[bitter void]

chihuahua

[lament tapir]

?

[vivid geyser]

hard g when I'm sayin gif

hard letters can be ok

[lament tapir]

Hard letters

m

[vivid geyser]

yes

[bitter void]

Also, T is hard
well it looks like a hammer so it must be hard

How is m hard

[lament tapir]

I wasn’t saying m was hard

I was saying m

[exotic gazelle]

n

[vivid geyser]

mmmm

[bitter void]

m

[exotic gazelle]

ood

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.

[vivid geyser]

that's probably a lie

[exotic gazelle]

bullshit

[lament tapir]

s-l-o-w

[bitter void]

s l o w

[lament tapir]

If it’s not a lie it would be an ok fact
I love Bruce
Rip Bruce

But it’s most likely a lie

[exotic gazelle]

only because the cameras were trash

[bitter void]

fair enough

[vivid geyser]

so they filmed at a slightly higher framerate an played it back at 24?

[lament tapir]

I’d legit only ever play Bruce when I used to play mortal kombat 24/7

[vivid geyser]

Bruce...?

[lament tapir]

Lee

[vivid geyser]

mortal kombat....

bruce lee...

which game was he in

[bitter void]

Probably he slowed down himself and was sped up or something

[exotic gazelle]

they had to shoot at a higher rate of 32 frames per second to properly capture his moves. More frames per second meant capturing more of his motion, so the viewer could see more of his moves. Which is, after all, the point of a movie.

[bitter void]

How do you film faster...?

[vivid geyser]

that doesn't mean the film is slowed down

[exotic gazelle]

yeah the details were wrong

[vivid geyser]

you capture more frames in a timespan

[lament tapir]

Mortal kombat X I think..?

[vivid geyser]

really?

ok I looked it up they added a bruce lee skin for Liu Kang in mortal kombat xi

[exotic gazelle]

huh.

[vivid geyser]

liu kang was inspired by him anyway so it makes sense

[lament tapir]

Mhm

[mild jewel]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

we've been talking for so long let's see how many levels I didn't gain

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

wow it's exactly the same

[exotic gazelle]

a shock

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

same

[lament tapir]

P sure mortal kombat and street fighter were the first games I ever played as a kid

Besides GTA

we don’t talk about how I was allowed to play gta at like 4

[vivid geyser]

GTA:SA was my first ever video game I'm pretty sure

I must have been 3 or 4

[lament tapir]

phew

[vivid geyser]

its good for developing motor skills!

[bitter void]

dam gta at 3

[vivid geyser]

all my siblings were playing it

[exotic gazelle]

and taking down cops

[vivid geyser]

I watched them anyway so might as well play mylsef

[lament tapir]

Holy shit something bit me again

[exotic gazelle]

god dammit gd

[lament tapir]

Something black fell out of my jumper

[vivid geyser]

what is it?

[lament tapir]

Okay search time

[vivid geyser]

did you feel the sting?

[exotic gazelle]

fuck if its another black widow

[vivid geyser]

fucking hope not

[exotic gazelle]

dont black widows have really good prolification skills

[vivid geyser]

.define prolification

[half canyon]

Failed to find a definition

[vivid geyser]

explain yourself hori

[exotic gazelle]

i forgot the word "reproductive"

[bitter void]

that's proliferation

[vivid geyser]

"prolification"

[exotic gazelle]

potato potato

[lament tapir]

Yeah it was a decent pain

[vivid geyser]

more like poteeeeeeehre and potato

[lament tapir]

I can’t find where it went

It was either a big black ant or a spider

[vivid geyser]

one of them's not a real word

[exotic gazelle]

same image

[bitter void]

.define potato

[half canyon]

noun: annual native to South America having underground stolons bearing edible starchy tubers; widely cultivated as a garden vegetable; vines are poisonous

[exotic gazelle]

gd count whether the bite is one or two

[lament tapir]

I’m just gonna wait for an hour and see what happens
Boy do I love Australia;D

[vivid geyser]

please be safe GD

[exotic gazelle]

gd: "spiders are my friends"
also gd: gets bit by a black widow spider twice

[vivid geyser]

stop getting bit

[bitter void]

Don't both spiders and ants bite with two holes

[exotic gazelle]

thats an unnecessary detail yaramy

yaramy be quiet before you become an unnecessary detail too

[lament tapir]

Fang marks aren’t obvious for the first 30 minutes most of the time

But I’m sure it was just an ant

[vivid geyser]

I'm constantly worried that GD will either get bit by a deadly spider, have some sort of problem with her spine and go paraplegic or accidentally eat something she's allergic to

[lament tapir]

awh

[vivid geyser]

stop being so frail pls

[exotic gazelle]

can we put gd in a bubble

[lament tapir]

[vivid geyser]

put her in a hamsterball she must be protected

[lament tapir]

They do have actual big bubbles that some people live in if they have a rare condition which means they die if they get one single germ on them or smthin

[vivid geyser]

is that fr

I wanna see that

[exotic gazelle]

that sounds like a terrible life

[lament tapir]

Nicknamed "Bubble Boy," David was born in 1971 with severe combined immunodeficiency (SCID), and was forced to live in a specially constructed sterile plastic bubble from birth until he died at age 12. Today marks what would have been David's 40th birthday.

[vivid geyser]

how do they eat what if their food as one germ

[exotic gazelle]

https://primaryimmune.org/story-david

fok

[vivid geyser]

terrible

looking at the photos was a fucking punch in the proverbial gut

that's not a life a child deserves

[lament tapir]

I watched a doc on it ages ago

It’s terrible

[exotic gazelle]

fuck you're right

god he

[vivid geyser]

[exotic gazelle]

...hah...

[vivid geyser]

someone say something whimsical and light-hearted

[exotic gazelle]

potatoes are cute?

[vivid geyser]

no they're not they're lumpy and ugly

next

[exotic gazelle]

just like babies

[vivid geyser]

yes

[exotic gazelle]

and we love babies

therefore we love potatoes

[vivid geyser]

speak for yourself

[lament tapir]

babies scare me

[exotic gazelle]

young children have no souls

[vivid geyser]

why are you afraid of babies gd

[lament tapir]

I used to babysit when I was younger, apparently I’m really good with kids
But they’re just so hard to fucking handle

[vivid geyser]

it depends on the age of the child for me

I can't stand babies that can't talk because I don't understand what they want from me

[lament tapir]

Mhm

[vivid geyser]

otherwise I like younglings

[exotic gazelle]

cries in hungry

or poop

or pee

or just general crying

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.

[vivid geyser]

probably a lie

[exotic gazelle]

no

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The state of Maryland has no natural Lakes.

[vivid geyser]

SO WHAT

I DON'T CARE ABOUT BUMFUCK AMERICA

[lament tapir]

A1: Yes, there are no natural lakes in Maryland. All of Maryland's lakes are manmade by damming rivers. Some have been named lakes (e.g., Lake Habeeb in Allegany County and Deep Creek Lake in Garrett County), but most have been named reservoirs (e.g., Loch Raven Reservoir in Baltimore County).

[exotic gazelle]

maryland doesnt care about maryland

[lament tapir]

Marry the land

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#903] "ewww i ate the seed goo" - feeblebeeble (28 Nov 2017 @ 09:18:25 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

who's mary

why is it her land

[lament tapir]

.quote Hori#2020

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[lament tapir]

Wow

[exotic gazelle]

Officially the colony is said to be named in honor of Queen Henrietta Maria, the wife of King Charles I. Some Catholic scholars believe that George Calvert named the province after Mary, the mother of Jesus. The name in the charter was phrased Terra Mariae, anglice, Maryland.

[vivid geyser]

wow

[lament tapir]

.quote @exotic gazelle

[half canyon]

[#4858] "and then steal arcanes skin to use as a bed sheet" - Hori (19 Jun 2020 @ 07:46:28 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

[exotic gazelle]

hm

[lament tapir]

.quote hori

[half canyon]

[#4792] "im grasping at bullshit, you're grasping at bullshit, we're all grasping at bullshit in an allegory for how our lives are meaningless" - Hori (09 Jun 2020 @ 10:36:13 PM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

i like that

i should steal that

[vivid geyser]

too edgy

[lament tapir]

.quote hori

[half canyon]

[#4935] "you can lick off all the grime on your bodies for extra nutrients" - Hori (24 Jul 2020 @ 08:41:28 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote hori

[half canyon]

[#4731] "Only sleep when your eyelids start licking your eyeballs out of survival instinct" - Hori (01 Jun 2020 @ 09:19:34 AM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

hahahaaaaa whaaaat

[vivid geyser]

wdym steal that that's already your quote dinkus

[exotic gazelle]

i have really bad memory so all of this is pretty much new to me

[lament tapir]

.quote hori

[half canyon]

[#4791] "i drink myself all the time" - Hori (09 Jun 2020 @ 09:54:51 PM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

nyani

[lament tapir]

saying dinkus is adorable smh

.quote hori

[half canyon]

[#4792] "im grasping at bullshit, you're grasping at bullshit, we're all grasping at bullshit in an allegory for how our lives are meaningless" - Hori (09 Jun 2020 @ 10:36:13 PM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

slama stop being adorable smh

[vivid geyser]

never

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4740] "arcane please tell me you took socks off" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (02 Jun 2020 @ 06:00:27 PM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

you're right, thats impossible

[lament tapir]

ugh

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4718] "I think my roof’s leaking

Is it an underpayed game developer? -Xander" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (30 May 2020 @ 05:06:39 AM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

that sounds odd out of context

?

[vivid geyser]

that's all this is hori

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4597] "People be usin my name like it’s a real word wtf " - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (18 May 2020 @ 02:46:09 AM UTC)

[bitter void]

Gd be adding the context to the quotes

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4699] "We all exist in a world within another world with 100 billions of more suns which probably have their own little universe with hundreds of planets and their own ecolife and probably are way more advanced then us and we’ll never know about them" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (27 May 2020 @ 07:30:47 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4777] "I have my one true love here.. sobs how could ya'll ever think i'd abandon him for some random girl sobs harder" - 🌺GD🌺 (08 Jun 2020 @ 02:56:29 AM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

hem

[lament tapir]

cough

[vivid geyser]

[bitter void]

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#4988] "I spent an unreasonable amount of time looking at whores in Amsterdam too....." - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (08 Aug 2020 @ 10:38:08 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

I can explain

[bitter void]

.quote @bitter void

[half canyon]

[#4734] "You can get junimo role with money" - Yaramy (01 Jun 2020 @ 07:57:49 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

common knowledge

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#4988] "I spent an unreasonable amount of time looking at whores in Amsterdam too....." - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (08 Aug 2020 @ 10:38:08 PM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

you have one quote

[vivid geyser]

this one again...

[lament tapir]

Smh

[vivid geyser]

I have dozens

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#4933] "if it's brown let it mellow" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (24 Jul 2020 @ 08:39:07 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

that's in reference to shit

[exotic gazelle]

that doesnt even rhyme smh

if its shit, let it sit

[vivid geyser]

that's the joke hori

[exotic gazelle]

if its brown, let it ro-

[vivid geyser]

ugh whatever

[exotic gazelle]

booo

booooooo

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4856] "Smh head head heD shake shake gjah" - 🌺GD🌺 (19 Jun 2020 @ 07:43:08 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

you don't get the frugal life

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4856

[bitter void]

.quote @half canyon

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

Quote deleted.

[late geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3676] "hey FUCK YOU arph" - gabe (05 Jul 2019 @ 04:20:50 AM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

im boujie

[late geyser]

Bruh

[vivid geyser]

it don't work

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#4890] "no we still love you even though you're a crime against nature" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (04 Jul 2020 @ 09:01:40 PM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

i want the context for that brb

[late geyser]

.quote @late geyser

[half canyon]

[#4903] "Brulolmao" - Death'sMinion (13 Jul 2020 @ 04:11:44 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4667] "> Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

Yeah well hecc telling me that’s just gonna give me more depression isn’t it? :think:" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 05:00:24 PM UTC)

[late geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1671] "i'll fist you" - Rin Spacey (16 Mar 2018 @ 06:33:51 PM UTC)

[bitter void]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1670] "i wouldn't recommend fisting people" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (16 Mar 2018 @ 06:32:56 PM UTC)

[late geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1074] "im on the eggman x sakura ship" - Airy Chips (20 Dec 2017 @ 03:07:46 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#4933] "if it's brown let it mellow" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (24 Jul 2020 @ 08:39:07 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4699] "We all exist in a world within another world with 100 billions of more suns which probably have their own little universe with hundreds of planets and their own ecolife and probably are way more advanced then us and we’ll never know about them" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (27 May 2020 @ 07:30:47 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#2464] "I must be the heather" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (17 Jul 2018 @ 09:33:39 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

this one's lame

[bitter void]

.quote @bitter void

[half canyon]

[#4779] "imagine revealing your voice" - Yaramy (08 Jun 2020 @ 03:05:02 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

but it's old so it stays

[exotic gazelle]

smh

[late geyser]

.quote @late geyser

[half canyon]

[#4961] ".quote 2" - Death'sMinion (01 Aug 2020 @ 12:21:03 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

Yaramy your quotes suck

[bitter void]

ik

[exotic gazelle]

yaramy try harder

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#2328] "this message is inspirational" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (16 Jun 2018 @ 04:25:20 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

oh I hate this one

[exotic gazelle]

how inspirational

[vivid geyser]

.quote remove 2328

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[late geyser]

.quote remove 4961

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[vivid geyser]

we are freee

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#3245] "Bee your butt is unusually tiny" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs™ (20 Jan 2019 @ 06:37:59 PM UTC)

[bitter void]

Well i mostly talk on townsquare so yea no quotes

[exotic gazelle]

.quote @exotic gazelle

[half canyon]

[#4986] ""gdddd... [ghost sound]... you sound britiiiiiiish...[ghost groan]"" - Hori (08 Aug 2020 @ 04:42:52 AM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

hm

[vivid geyser]

lmao

ghost groan

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#2286] "could be tired and have to poo, so you can't sleep because you might poo your pants in bed, but also can't poo because you might fall asleep on the toilet" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (08 Jun 2018 @ 05:27:15 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

another oldie

[exotic gazelle]

you talk about poo a lot

[vivid geyser]

shuddup

[exotic gazelle]

i like that

[late geyser]

.quote

[vivid geyser]

ty

[half canyon]

[#4862] "Why does soup have to be so soupy?" - Soupy Sora (20 Jun 2020 @ 01:41:27 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

Free from the dedication we owe to our loved ones..
Free from the soil that we once called our own
Free from the bees that consumed our trees
Free from the everlasting death by stand

[late geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4869] "they would say "he choked on a sausage and died" and the other person would be all "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" but then they'd say "oh no he choked on an actual sausage"" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (23 Jun 2020 @ 10:54:48 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

I’m dying help

[late geyser]

No

[lament tapir]

wow ok

[late geyser]

I need customers

[bitter void]

bruh a random slama quote

[vivid geyser]

are you ok GD?

[bitter void]

It was a spider

[lament tapir]

I’m going insane

[bitter void]

Rip gd

[lament tapir]

so no

[late geyser]

Rip

[lament tapir]

sobs

[half canyon]

New quote added by Death'sMinion as #4990

[bitter void]

why

[late geyser]

Why not

[vivid geyser]

is something wrong GD?

[late geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2050] "you should get differents hoes" - ItsLiana (22 May 2018 @ 12:50:50 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

Nah, I’m just delirious

[late geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2530] "I DID NOT SHART" - cthulhu’d (25 Jul 2018 @ 04:48:19 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

sobs dramatically, ending in a quivering sigh..

[late geyser]

Bruh

[vivid geyser]

I'm here for you

[lament tapir]

Awhh

[vivid geyser]

hang in there

[late geyser]

Discord fucking stop duping my messages please 🇰

[vivid geyser]

also

.quote remove 4990

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[late geyser]

It also duped this

[bitter void]

neat

[vivid geyser]

we're almost out of space

[late geyser]

Bruh

Send help

Discord is duping my messages

[bitter void]

I lost an entire level by talking here

[exotic gazelle]

yaramy smh

[late geyser]

I have posted the duping in #images-and-memes

[bitter void]

congratulations

summer event when

[exotic gazelle]

soon™️

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[bitter void]

how tf

[vivid geyser]

very close to despacito

[lament tapir]

.img grape

[half canyon]

https://images.leafly.com/flower-images/grape-ape.jpg?auto=format&ixlib=react-9.0.2&h=440&w=440

[exotic gazelle]

thats not a grape

[lament tapir]

OH FOR FUCK SAKES

NOT THIS IMAGE AGAIN.

I thought we got rid of this fucking image

[late geyser]

.img gullitone

[half canyon]

https://image.made-in-china.com/202f0j00JSHtVUBhAKkI/Q15-160-Series-Hydraulic-Gullitone-Square-Sheet-Shear.jpg

[late geyser]

Brihsus

[bitter void]

How is that a grape

.img grapes

[half canyon]

https://keyassets.timeincuk.net/inspirewp/live/wp-content/uploads/sites/34/2019/07/touriga-alamy-min.jpg

[bitter void]

so easy smh

[eager echo]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3722] "remember today's words

• serve
• periodt
• skskskskksks" - 4Slice (10 Jul 2019 @ 06:25:04 PM UTC)

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[narrow token]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[paper maple]

!lvl

[paper maple]

hmmmmm

[wicked swift]

!lvl

[night epoch]

!lvl

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2620] "I just wanted to be a disney princess but liana ruined my dream" - Zaph (30 Jul 2018 @ 04:11:38 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

!lvl

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#291] "they can't complain about their grades if they're dead" - Cheb (07 Dec 2016 @ 06:18:07 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3833] "Use a hair dryer, get warm butthole" - Amu Tsukiyomi (02 Aug 2019 @ 07:33:50 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#792] "Someday, this baby cow will grow into a happy, healthy adult and eat your children" - BabyCow (31 Oct 2017 @ 10:08:55 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1490] "Dogs are better than cats" - Spaceburger (11 Feb 2018 @ 09:26:40 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#304] "Lewis is king furry" - Kris (13 Dec 2016 @ 01:34:11 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1852] "I'll touch ur peach zaph" - Arphenion (16 Apr 2018 @ 04:47:03 PM UTC)

[late geyser]

Arph what

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3105] "skidaddle skidiggle youre gonna do a heckin wiggle ✨" - Bee (27 Nov 2018 @ 07:13:05 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3869] "it's quite cathartic" - primordialclamchowder (21 Aug 2019 @ 04:31:17 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3274] "Naked will be a great uniform" - Bee (05 Feb 2019 @ 08:52:33 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1707] "anime more like an-abomine-tion" - Airy Chips (21 Mar 2018 @ 12:31:53 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1701] "tea and pee latte" - Adrianna (19 Mar 2018 @ 08:55:09 PM UTC)

[wicked swift]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3719] "i see new xnb files I really like" - @boreal cobalt (10 Jul 2019 @ 03:46:49 PM UTC)

[wicked swift]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3586] "fukn weak ass bitch ass dumb ass toe ass crow ass low ass no ass for ass slow ass bow ass bitch go thr fkuc away" - Andrew (15 Jun 2019 @ 09:11:40 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

!lvl

[wicked swift]

!lvl

[versed ridge]

.help

[half canyon]

homepage: https://ub3r-b0t.com | docs: https://ub3r-b0t.com/docs | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://admin.ub3r-b0t.com | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

[worn jay]

!lvl

[worn jay]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[versed ridge]

.userinfo Tyrah

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Tyrah#9584 aka 💥BG is Alive💥: ID: 593261269985918987 | Created: 26 Jun 2019 02:08:29 AM UTC | Joined: 02 May 2020 01:11:31 AM UTC | Join position: 51711 | word on the street: lives in a van down by the river

[versed ridge]

.avatar

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1995] "Zero will never be a hero" - BattleShout (15 May 2018 @ 12:51:06 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#500] "piss isn't gross" - arphenion (08 Mar 2017 @ 02:57:08 AM UTC)

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[rose laurel]

!lvl

[undone spruce]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[hearty wagon]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[versed ridge]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[delicate blaze]

!lvl

[delicate blaze]

497 more to go

🤟

[woven oriole]

.w

[half canyon]

Humid and Overcast, 86F (30C) (303.15K) / feels like 100F (38C) (311.15K) | High: 91F (33C) | Low: 79F (26C) | Humidity: 78% | Wind: N @ 5.21mph (8.4km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Dumaguete (Central Visayas, Philippines))

[dry barn]

!lvl

[wind warren]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[slim linden]

!lvl

[hot star]

!lvl

[barren forum]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[dry barn]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!pvl

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[dry barn]

!lvl

[devout aurora]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[wooden cape]

!lvl

[clear current]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[stray locust]

wow

95 steps ahead

[spare sequoia]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[stray locust]

🤔

too fast imo

or not

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[wind warren]

!lvl

[hoary ocean]

!lvl @woven oriole

[hoary ocean]

[woven oriole]

Hehe

[hoary ocean]

!lvl

[hoary ocean]

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[normal spear]

.qoute add

.quote add

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[normal spear]

!;v;

!lvl

[normal spear]

!lvl @blazing mulch

[normal spear]

jesus uber talk less

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[worn jay]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[flint jetty]

!lvl

[dry barn]

!lvl

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#904] "i'll blow your fish" - FanDidlyTastic (29 Nov 2017 @ 05:45:30 AM UTC)

[narrow token]

!lvl

[fleet bluff]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

bruh

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lean rapids]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#680] "They check me over for pumps to see if I have rat" - Jasper (03 Oct 2017 @ 11:44:24 AM UTC)

[mental hedge]

wtf

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[versed zinc]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[flint jetty]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.timers

[half canyon]

1 timers open. 1728694: ask for that from them (24h | 2h15m2s remaining)

[late geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.

[flint jetty]

.fact

[half canyon]

The angel falls in Venezuela are nearly 20 times taller than Niagara Falls.

[late geyser]

.img

[half canyon]

Usage: img searchquery

[late geyser]

.img grapes

[half canyon]

https://keyassets.timeincuk.net/inspirewp/live/wp-content/uploads/sites/34/2019/07/touriga-alamy-min.jpg

[late geyser]

.image Legos

[flint jetty]

.img potato

[late geyser]

.image lego

[half canyon]

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/9/24/1411574457061/03085543-87de-47ab-a4eb-58e7e39d022e-2060x1236.jpeg?width=300&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=9de172e25562aede834c4e52c3c4d77d

[flint jetty]

me

[late geyser]

.img legos

[half canyon]

https://www.bricks4kidz.com/georgia-atlanta-decatur/wp-content/uploads/sites/110/2018/09/Lego-birthday-party-for-kids-1000x675.jpg

[flint jetty]

!lvl

[late geyser]

.img foot legos

[half canyon]

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/feet-standing-up-legos-various-colors-73379766.jpg

[late geyser]

Oof

Why slow mode on gov

[stray locust]

Hey everyone, just a heads up that Bouncer is experimenting with dynamic slow mode across all channels except LFG! Ideally it will tick up during busy times and relax again once it cools down, to take some pressure off spikes without imposing a flat rate all the time on channels.

[late geyser]

Bruh Ik but like it's gov man

[mystic moss]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[rustic oyster]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3316] "my fingers are LUBED UP" - tittysprinkles (02 Mar 2019 @ 11:02:15 PM UTC)

[mental hedge]

.img croissant

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/2018_01_Croissant_IMG_0685.JPG

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl milk#2189

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[stuck latch]

!lvl

[sterile otter]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 900 XP

[sterile otter]

!lvl

[shell adder]

!lvl

[shell adder]

I'm falling

Eh I'll get back up there soon

[patent jackal]

!lvl

[ebon harbor]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@stray locust: ask for that from them (24h ago)

[stray locust]

Thanks!

[stray locust]

remind me in 23 hours to askk

[half canyon]

hahahaha idk why but the fact that you expect me to do anything is funny. we'll see what happens (#1731291)

[stray locust]

[half canyon]

@zenith kite: tell I to tell me to tell I to tell me to ask a question (24h ago)

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2687] "burn ur kids for extra insurance money" - sleepyrice (08 Aug 2018 @ 06:28:02 PM UTC)

[wicked swift]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1473] "I need to start taking D" - Brohamir (10 Feb 2018 @ 05:28:31 AM UTC)

[dense anchor]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[clear current]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[stray locust]

soon™

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

almost 300

very epic

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[rustic oyster]

!lvl

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!;v;

!lvl

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[rustic oyster]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[graceful ridge]

!lvl

[drifting vortex]

!lvl

[vestal holly]

!lvl

[rose laurel]

!lvl

[tidal plover]

!lvl

[drowsy lichen]

!lvl

[regal wharf]

!lvl

[minor urchin]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[dense pagoda]

!lvl

[cyan dagger]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[cyan dagger]

!level

[cyan dagger]

no

[eager echo]

!lvl

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3468] "give up ur egg virginity to zaaph" - tittysprinkles (09 May 2019 @ 02:49:51 PM UTC)

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Respiratory Disease is China's leading cause of death.

[unkempt wasp]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2375] "In the land of Skyrim, on the continent of Thedas, our hero Link is preparing to defeat the evil snake Bowser and his army of hedgehogs" - Webxro (26 Jun 2018 @ 07:22:31 AM UTC)

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building.

[cursive forum]

.img vegemite

[half canyon]

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5cd374aa2100005800d3b8df.jpeg?ops=1778_1000

[narrow token]

Gross

!lvl

[narrow token]

Ughghygh

I just wanna get to crop master

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[rose laurel]

!lvl

[wanton gulch]

!lvl

[normal spear]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 1020 XP

[dusty linden]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#868] "i'm dutch so I'm justa swamp german that's always high and fucks prostitutes every weekend" - Crumbledore (15 Nov 2017 @ 03:52:15 PM UTC)

[dusty linden]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

When sharks take a bite, their eyes roll back and their teeth jut out.

[unkempt wasp]

ewww

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 1170 XP

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[lean cairn]

!lvl

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

“Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.

[lean cairn]

Fact.

.fact

[half canyon]

The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sailfish can leap out of the water and into the air at a speed of 50 miles (81 km) per hour.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

They NEVER said “Beam me up, Scotty” on Star Trek.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

[lean cairn]

Really?

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Chameleons can move their eyes in two directions at the same time.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

In Quebec, there is an old law that states margarine must be a different color than butter.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sailfish can leap out of the water and into the air at a speed of 50 miles (81 km) per hour.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Neurons multiply at a rate 250,000 neurons per minute during early pregnancy.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

A Czech man, Jan Honza Zampa, holds the record for drinking one liter of beer in 4.11 seconds.

[unkempt wasp]

Eww

[lean cairn]

Wow

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average Japanese household watches more than 10 hours of television a day.

[unkempt wasp]

Wow

[lean cairn]

Impressive

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

The state of Florida is bigger than England.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

[unkempt wasp]

That is terrifying

.fact

[half canyon]

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

[lean cairn]

Wow

Wow

.fact

[half canyon]

Arizona was the last of the 48 adjoining continental states to enter the Union.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.

[lean cairn]

Huh

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

[unkempt wasp]

Huh

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.

[unkempt wasp]

Whoa

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

[lean cairn]

What

[unkempt wasp]

I never noticed

[lean cairn]

The

Heck

[unkempt wasp]

and that is really a broad time span

[lean cairn]

Yeah

.fact

[half canyon]

Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually.

[lean cairn]

Um

Its wasn't me

And that has got to get us a trophy or something

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

[lean cairn]

That's kinda sad

[unkempt wasp]

But the astronauts can't be sad

.fact

[half canyon]

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

[lean cairn]

Y

Wow

.fact

[half canyon]

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

[unkempt wasp]

Sad

Haha

[lean cairn]

That's wierd

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people do.

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.

[lean cairn]

I KNEW THAT

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lean cairn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Termites have been known to eat food twice as fast when heavy metal music is playing.

[lean cairn]

That is strange

.fact

[half canyon]

There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world.

[lean cairn]

Nice

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 1250 XP

[unkempt wasp]

.fact

[half canyon]

Chameleons can move their eyes in two directions at the same time.

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[eager echo]

!lvl

[stuck bison]

!lvl

[rose laurel]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@royal rivet: go sock shopping (8w ago)

[versed ridge]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl