#governors-mansion
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[#915] "Chat is moving so fast nobody will see that I am Nicolas Cagekin" - BattleShout (01 Dec 2017 @ 02:05:54 PM UTC)
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remind me in 18 hours to check back in making-mods
heh heh I hope it's not too important... nefarious grin (#1727506)
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[#2793] "being naked is always required" - Headless Astronaut (28 Aug 2018 @ 05:28:24 AM UTC)
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[#259] "What in the blueberry twat waffles did I just watch?" - poptart (18 Nov 2016 @ 03:53:40 AM UTC)
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[#3971] "if i can swallow in one go, i prefer doing that" - Ichan (03 Oct 2019 @ 02:06:48 PM UTC)
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[#1325] "Get with the future fuckbois" - BattleShout (26 Jan 2018 @ 07:53:02 PM UTC)
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[#3789] "what's in feeb's ass edition #54" - sleepyrice (19 Jul 2019 @ 01:39:03 AM UTC)
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[#3504] "you know the people I hate the most. Here is fart example: The people that fart on you but act like a weenie and get mad when you go to fart on them back" - sleepyrice (21 May 2019 @ 06:04:40 AM UTC)
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[#3074] "Youre eating my vomit" - Bee (12 Nov 2018 @ 06:28:47 AM UTC)
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A housefly will regurgitate its food and eat it again.
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Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
@lament tapir uberbot thinks Sherlock Holmes is a real person
LMFAO
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In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
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Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people do.
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Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year
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The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
The human body is comprised of 80% water.
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Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it.
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Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Butterflies can see red, green, and yellow.
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The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Libraries.
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You have 760 XP
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A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
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One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
Bruh
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Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
Damn
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A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
Sad
Oof
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Common Cobra venom is not on the list of top 10 venoms yet it is still 40 times more toxic than cyanide.
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Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins
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The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
What teh
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The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
Yes ik
The shortest British monarch was Charles I, who was 4 feet 9 inches.
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Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator.
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The first license plate on a car in the United States was issued in Denver, Colorado in 1908.
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Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.
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Laredo, Texas is the U.S.'s farthest inland port.
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all right BaKyu〜N! but next time you better bring me 20 nirnroot or i ain't doin it (#1727706)
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[#3219] "Closest thing you'll get to a harem is a glimpse of Toad's harem pants" - TuftedDeer (08 Jan 2019 @ 07:55:17 AM UTC)
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[#985] "i personally cant enjoy christmas until i get the rush that only killing a man can bring" - aquova (11 Dec 2017 @ 02:08:53 AM UTC)
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[#4041] "Stop being inappropriate" - Lowlins (20 Nov 2019 @ 06:45:30 PM UTC)
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[#2604] "we all know that i found narco behind a taco bell dumpster while questing for a 3 am quesadilla" - primordialclamchowder (29 Jul 2018 @ 05:33:01 PM UTC)
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[#957] "im fucking 11" - eemie (08 Dec 2017 @ 01:56:31 PM UTC)
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[#2614] "going kamehameha on the toilet" - Bee (30 Jul 2018 @ 04:31:15 AM UTC)
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[#3181] "ur going to turn even more asian" - Hitori(Iz) (26 Dec 2018 @ 09:49:58 PM UTC)
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[#3025] "and also there are some REALLY OP farts" - Webxro (23 Oct 2018 @ 02:57:14 PM UTC)
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[#3795] "If I had a daughter like toe tho I’d also be thrilled just to find anyone that would date it" - ItsLiana (20 Jul 2019 @ 07:22:11 PM UTC)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Ok sooooooo
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The NY phone book had 22 Hitlers before WWII. The NY phone book had 0 Hitlers after WWII.
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Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
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Montpelier, Vermont is the only state capital without a McDonalds.
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"You" is the second most spoken English word
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About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
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A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
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If you go blind in one eye you only lose about one fifth of your vision but all your sense of depth.
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[#1075] "Make it something really obnoxious like the ascii for flipping a table" - MerrycuriusXeno (20 Dec 2017 @ 04:37:00 PM UTC)
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Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
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[#2417] "my face is a meme and it doesn't need a nitro" - Webxro (04 Jul 2018 @ 03:22:46 PM UTC)

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[#1787] "Put all your EGGS into one basket" - southrobin (04 Apr 2018 @ 01:45:39 AM UTC)
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[#2724] "I'm a beeaboo" - BattleShout (14 Aug 2018 @ 12:34:53 PM UTC)
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[#1429] "the crunchy feels really nice going in" - Brohamir (05 Feb 2018 @ 05:35:01 AM UTC)
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[#1447] "im wearing some thicc boys" - VeryGoodDog (07 Feb 2018 @ 12:21:25 AM UTC)
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[#4921] "!xander" - uberkwefty (19 Jul 2020 @ 01:01:51 PM UTC)
[#1695] "get a chicken and trade its butt rocks" - feeblebeeble (19 Mar 2018 @ 03:09:22 AM UTC)
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[#3258] "ayy jumsnavhfiriss advertising in Ass guild?" - primordialclamchowder (23 Jan 2019 @ 11:22:03 PM UTC)
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[#1958] "```py
print "My feet are thoroughly moistened"
[#1775] "my problem is that I buy watches like most people buy food" - PGleo86 (02 Apr 2018 @ 01:40:45 PM UTC)
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[#2779] "HI MY NAME IS LIANA I DON'T HAVE A FACE ONLY HAIR AND I LOVE SNIFFING RATS" - sleepyrice (27 Aug 2018 @ 12:25:28 AM UTC)
[#3028] "rice dont drink the ass" - feeblebeeble (24 Oct 2018 @ 02:38:46 AM UTC)
[#414] "Overwatch is great but Overwatch is shit" - fnin (16 Jan 2017 @ 04:37:04 PM UTC)
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[#2348] "hollow knight is shit too" - Crumbledore (20 Jun 2018 @ 12:25:59 AM UTC)
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Alot of useless quotes
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[#4239] "uwu" - Frozenmagicaster (29 Jan 2020 @ 07:34:52 AM UTC)
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[#4030] "well then this cycle needs a tampon because it's really bloody weird" - Webxro (08 Nov 2019 @ 01:32:59 PM UTC)
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[#4071] "All it takes is one person to burn down a McDonald's" - ButchDeLoria (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:18:27 AM UTC)
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[#2584] "Rofl" - ItsLiana (28 Jul 2018 @ 06:38:28 PM UTC)
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[#3323] "i've always wanted to be an anime girl with big boobs that defy gravity" - Danny (08 Mar 2019 @ 11:00:04 PM UTC)
You know what... I'm done here.
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[#4474] "i have the high ground" - Arsonist:5907 (26 Apr 2020 @ 05:52:57 AM UTC)
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[#4347] "Mod Hoarder Min is an outlier and should not be counted." - SpringsSong (23 Feb 2020 @ 06:08:22 AM UTC)
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[#2677] ".I'm nipleless man" - squishface (06 Aug 2018 @ 01:42:55 AM UTC)
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[#2671] "Put it in the momma? :meowsipglare:" - Bee (05 Aug 2018 @ 05:50:48 AM UTC)
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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
I fall asleep in an hour I am not a average person
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The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”.
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[#4161] "ok gimbo" - israfil (18 Jan 2020 @ 01:41:07 AM UTC)
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[#169] "It's just a compliment" - Ruben ()
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[#2830] "REEEEEEEEEEEEE" - Andrew (03 Sep 2018 @ 09:53:19 PM UTC)
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[#793] "Teacher: all be quiet now
Jacob: Hey turn to page holding back laughter 43
John: holding back huge laughter" - Potato (31 Oct 2017 @ 03:26:09 PM UTC)
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[#3570] "PLEASE spit on me,
. yours truly" - Andrew (11 Jun 2019 @ 03:44:02 PM UTC)
Uhh
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[#145] "I love you all the moistest" - Kim ()
75% of the quotes are random shit
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[#1667] "I just want meat" - sleepyrice (15 Mar 2018 @ 10:35:01 PM UTC)
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[#3829] "Fan didle my tastic" - Gent (02 Aug 2019 @ 03:53:16 AM UTC)
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Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
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[#670] "Hey Rin, what's wrong with your ass?" - Pheasible (02 Oct 2017 @ 04:46:35 PM UTC)
Damn le
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!lvl Cakewalker loves bg equally#3105
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Hey, neat
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One lvl from villager for you nuce
Whoo
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@dry barn: make breakfast (2h ago)
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[#1771] "i have many beautiful husbands...." - Magically Clueless (01 Apr 2018 @ 06:22:14 PM UTC)
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[#4283] "In a discord full of psychopaths." - Stripes (06 Feb 2020 @ 09:36:05 PM UTC)
Stripes are you ok now
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You have 870 XP
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[#1905] "i want Fransizka Von Karma to step on me" - Airy Chips (27 Apr 2018 @ 08:33:18 PM UTC)
I regret coming here.
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SVD
here
[#1149] "where the 4 breasted CGI monstrostity is waiting for me" - aquova (05 Jan 2018 @ 03:42:54 PM UTC)
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[#1638] "i love ding dongs too" - Dizz☕ (09 Mar 2018 @ 04:03:41 AM UTC)
Ok sdv time
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[#3027] "smh eat your rice" - carls (23 Oct 2018 @ 06:37:33 PM UTC)
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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
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[#1251] "i did something wrong
now my chrome is fucked up
every
word
is
shitting
room" - Potato (22 Jan 2018 @ 03:36:31 PM UTC)
Denver, Colorado lays claim to the invention of the cheeseburger.
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Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters “MT”.
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Camel’s have three eyelids.
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A snail can sleep for 3 years.
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14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact.
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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact.
@half canyon and your 90% facts are made up
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More people are afraid of spiders than death. Amazingly, few people are afraid of Champagne corks even though you are more likely to be killed by one than by a spider.
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98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
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"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
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remind me in 24 hours to ask for that from them
DUDE!! Hell YEAH i can do that (#1728694)

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Remind me in 24 hours to tell you to tell me to tell you to tell me to ask a question
il bash ye fookin ead in hlad Vrooooooooom Sora and Roxas i sware on me mum. but ok just this once mate (#1728729)
Remind me in 60 seconds to tell you to be nice to me
I'll have you know hlad Vrooooooooom Sora and Roxas I am SO MUCH MORE than just a reminder bot. but fine. (#1728740)
That's an improvement
@zenith kite: tell I to be nice to me (60s ago)
shut up ub3r
Goddammit, fine, hlad Vrooooooooom Sora and Roxas (#1728743)
Hmph
@zenith kite: tell me to tell I to be nice to me (60s ago)
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[#1365] "can i be the lesbians" - feeblebeeble (29 Jan 2018 @ 06:33:23 PM UTC)
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Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world.
[#666] "( . y . )" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (01 Oct 2017 @ 09:24:53 PM UTC)
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nice
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woot woot
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"I" is the most spoken word in the English language
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What
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bruh
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[#3394] "ure gonna eat my green meatballs one day" - Andrew (04 Apr 2019 @ 10:52:35 AM UTC)
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[#2742] "I WOULD NEVER CHEAT MY SOGGY BREAD" - ashthetrouble (17 Aug 2018 @ 11:32:28 PM UTC)
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[#4858] "and then steal arcanes skin to use as a bed sheet" - Hori (19 Jun 2020 @ 07:46:28 PM UTC)
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[#1335] "i don't wanna nut" - Magically Clueless (27 Jan 2018 @ 05:43:18 AM UTC)
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du ma
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@hexed finch: get a new spine and monitor (10d ago)
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[#349] "I WOULDN'T DELET U
BUT STILL U LITTLE HECK" - chew (28 Dec 2016 @ 03:11:43 AM UTC)
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.w florida
Humid and Partly Cloudy, 82F (28C) (301.15K) / feels like 91F (33C) (306.15K) | High: 95F (35C) | Low: 73F (23C) | Humidity: 89% | Wind: N @ 5.9mph (9.5km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Florida (FL, United States))
.w california
Clear, 97F (36C) (309.15K) | High: 102F (39C) | Low: 69F (21C) | Humidity: 22% | Wind: N @ 5.21mph (8.4km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (California (CA, United States))
.w washington
Clear, 65F (18C) (291.15K) | High: 73F (23C) | Low: 55F (13C) | Humidity: 49% | Wind: N @ 10.72mph (17.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Washington (WA, United States))
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for my own purposes https://smapi.io/log/4ef2ec8dbc9c421bb2ccfef555ee04dd
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!lvl Terri
Bro I literally came in here to do that
What the fuck
Because I wanted Terri in secret channels already
How did you know-
Wow
lmfao same
I’m flabbergasted
i was like, damn terri would love being in the secret channels
how long would it take them
Errr, you’re the math kid
!userinfo 214122130135056384
1.65 average levels a day, so we can estimate
theyre a bit more active now, so lets round up to 2 levels
math is hard so lets say 100ish days
sad.
f..
that's basically forever....
cry
torture...
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there's also .userinfo
ive only been here for 123 days
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UserInfo for Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs#1960 aka Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs: ID: 281408140250054657 | Created: 15 Feb 2017 12:55:28 PM UTC | Joined: 14 Apr 2018 06:06:32 PM UTC | Join position: 3702 | word on the street: i heard they liek mudkips
its basically my entire lifetime
That’s more messy
Bru why we chating here
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because we dont get levels here
Thanks for wanting me in secret channel lol
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I feel like i would like secrets
no levels means our conversations are more sincere
yeh
since we don't have ulterior motives
i sincerely want to talk to all of you
Gov man's needs slowmode
It does.
gov does get slomo
you all make me happy and fuzzy and wuzzy and satisfied with how i am instead of feeling inadequate or stressed
no problem
Aaaaaaaa
Ok so autocorrect really is on drugs
you owe me 5$ for that

hori
hori hori hori hori hori hori hori hori
Whenever I say hour
It autocorrects to hori
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GOGO GADGET
Anyways ima try to get up to lvl 500
FUCK YES
BEST SHOW
aw yus, im taking over your autocorrect
go go gadget GD
aw yus terri
I think only 177 lvls to go
not that much more to go terri
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if you get 5 levels a day its only 33ish days
Damn daniel
for the longest time Detective Gadget was called "Detektif Geçit" which is "Detective Gateway" in Turkish......
I didn't know how to read don't judge me
Perhaps i try to get it around early september
thats wonderful
But not able to get xp here lol
That's more than 80 hours of. Chating
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tfw I've been here 2.5 years and GD has a higher level than me
They have a stupid new run of detective gadget now
Be more active
oh lord is it live action
Why you asking me idk
his trenchcoat is gone and he's wearing blue pants......
Gov mansion has a cool down now yay
I mean he always wore blue pants but the trenchcoat at least hides it....
Ik but like it's gov
.img inspector gadget new
high quality trash
No
Someone make that p into b
A third season finds Inspector Gadget and the gang tangling with dinosaurs, monster plants, vampires and more as they race to foil Dr. Claw's plots.
Changed things:
Graphics
Penny' Codex
Chief Quimby' Message
Penny's Hair (Has defined shadows)
Talon's Hair (No longer has a...
those eyes
.img cake
wow okay
VPN time
LOL L
.img frog
the song is wrong that's not the inspector gadget song....
fok
it's supposed to go duduruddu gadget gadget
w h a t
duduruddu and the lady goes gadget gadget
inspector gadget cartoon intro theme
why is it banned in england and france
because English and French people don't deserve joy
you never heard the lady saying gadget gadget?
damn that song is boppin
do it
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
cats are popular in america
guess I'm staying 
I always skipped past the intro
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Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”).
he's the guy that goes "You've got mail."
oh the weird 1998 email thing
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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
it's supposed to go duduruddu gadget gadget
@vivid geyser baby shark do do do you do do do to do do baby shark
the poor person that has to fall asleep in 2 seconds to average me out
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
Haha I fell asleep in an hour
uber is a brony
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[#1238] "you just gotta lick a little" - Orthorn (19 Jan 2018 @ 04:45:55 PM UTC)
It sounds like a scrped pokemon name
another fake fact from uberbot
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A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
honestly fuck uberbot I don't believe any of his facts
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Rats and horses can’t vomit.
false
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I've seen a horse vomit
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
Uber you lteing bish
fok
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"You" is the second most spoken English word
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
@half canyon bruh you learn taht in class 5
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Gary, Indiana is the murder capital of the U.S. - probably the world.
wiki......?
I is the most spoken
it changes between publication and day to day speech
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Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.
who
in books "the" is usually more
Ok everyone spam the in every server to get to the most spoken word lol
in speech we say "I" more
“Duff” is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.
thats fascinating
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The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.
because in books there's stuff like narration, descriptions, yadda yadda
Yaramys here, run
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More than 90% of the Nicaraguan people are Roman Catholic.
Internet says OK
I think that includes not only english but many languages
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The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.
long stretches that aren't in the first singular
.fact
About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.
Also, hello 
but in speech we're always speaking from our own pov
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Also, GD why 
Nothing, love you mwuah mwuah

800 in India of duck yeah
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[#1383] "to go die cause i forgot my headphones and ima be stuck with jesus songs again" - feeblebeeble (30 Jan 2018 @ 08:30:26 PM UTC)
.fortune
"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry." -- a Larson cartoon
.fortune
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If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work it's physics.
.fortune
Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
.fortune
momentum, n.: What you give a person when they are going away.
eh
Give me a long fortune..
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[#3815] "I've begun opening the project. One day my grandchildren will see the end of ReSharper's initialisation and be able to help." - Pathoschild (28 Jul 2019 @ 01:30:57 AM UTC)
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Guillotine, n.: A French chopping center.
.fortune
How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.
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[#1141] "it's been a hot minute since I've had that sticky marshmellowy goodness" - Nano (03 Jan 2018 @ 09:39:27 PM UTC)
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"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Comedian Jay Leno
that doesnt sound like a fortune
these are just random sentences
.fortune
"In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble." -- Alan Perlis
.img gullitone
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travel, n.: Something that makes you feel like you're getting somewhere.
.fortune
In war it is not men, but the man who counts. -- Napoleon
.fortune
If atheism is to be used to express the state of mind in which God is identified with the unknowable, and theology is pronounced to be a collection of meaningless words about unintelligible chimeras, then I have no doubt, and I think few people doubt, that atheists are as plentiful as blackberries... -- Leslie Stephen (1832-1904), literary essayist, author
.ud
.fortune
All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas. -- Kingfish
I give up

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[#2848] "You just made me bend down to sniff my belly button thank you" - Soycustard (10 Sep 2018 @ 02:00:06 AM UTC)
thats wonderful
Can we chat somewhere else
why
because death wants levels
No
we wanna fuck around with bot commands
Because it's duckin gov mansion my guy
!elliot
i see nothing wrong with that
Death no ones forcing you to be in here?
!sonic
Okay
!ellinut
who
did I misspell elliot
why
!Elliot
!elliott
elliott
oh
!soy
that's a dumb way to spell that name
lmao
.fact
The catfish has the most taste buds of all animals, having over 27,000 of them.
dam soy command was updated
.fact
Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins
!arph
I just don't believe that fact about the catfish
!bigpuy
.list
!bigpuffer
!list
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!compat
See https://smapi.io/mods for a list of mods updated for the latest versions of SMAPI and Stardew Valley. :)
Just don’t do halp.
!platonymous
Platonymous is Routine#8715. :)
For real.
i...
its worse
.halp
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Everytime I say that someone does it anyways
I have to
!lazy
^ They're pretty lazy tbh.
done
!boat
well what's so bad about halp
The other help, that ones fine
Just don’t do the ! One
it sends a cool message
im also curious
!lvl Yaramy#3165
gd im a smol child
(don't do it)
i yearn to learn more about the world
What
fuck
whose idea was that
poor pathos
It’s for modding channels