governors-mansion

[lament tapir]

I’m doubting all of these

[half canyon]

[#10] "Jesus was a goblin" - Finn ()

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[icy socket]

You can’t ride a rat in the desert

[half canyon]

A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.

[hearty wagon]

.fact

[half canyon]

It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

[vivid geyser]

nobody ever says quidnunc that's not a word

[lament tapir]

I hope so..?

[hearty wagon]

.fact

[half canyon]

God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.

[vivid geyser]

if you somehow find a camel in Arizona please don't kill it

MadsadaefnMs

[hearty wagon]

Ah yes

[icy socket]

what

[hearty wagon]

M&Ms

[icy socket]

There’s a camel in az?

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.

[icy socket]

We have zoos

[hearty wagon]

.fact

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

Hannibal had only one eye after getting a disease while attacking Rome.

In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.

[lament tapir]

I read that as Australia zealand

[hearty wagon]

5.50 for a big mac?

[icy socket]

.img Iceland big Mac

[half canyon]

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/UFdgQmtB3kcqNYFwTD3ZO1kDMJk=/148x0:1760x1075/1200x800/filters:focal(148x0:1760x1075)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/45619004/Screen_Shot_2015-02-03_at_4.11.36_PM.0.0.png

[vivid geyser]

500k slaves 25k citizens they coulda rised up like gamers

[icy socket]

No

[vivid geyser]

how come it so expensive

[icy socket]

Not usd right

[vivid geyser]

it's around 2 dollarydoos here

USD

[undone spruce]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."

[vivid geyser]

Soy can we ban uber for such lewd speech

there are children here

[lament tapir]

Yeah you

[vivid geyser]

GD you're younger than I am shush

[hearty wagon]

.fact

[half canyon]

When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.

[undone spruce]

oh wow

[vivid geyser]

fuck you uberbot

[lament tapir]

by like
actually I don’t know your birthday

[vivid geyser]

everyone calls the tower big ben

I was born on new years

[lament tapir]

I don’t know when that is

WAIT

[vivid geyser]

????

[lament tapir]

NO NVM

[vivid geyser]

JANUARY 1ST

[lament tapir]

LMSGJHSVSHA

SHUT

OHMYGOD

[vivid geyser]

I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS

[hearty wagon]

HAHAHAHAH

[lament tapir]

LOLL

[hearty wagon]

rip gs

gd*

.fact

[half canyon]

People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.

[vivid geyser]

no they say that because it's a cultural norm

you fucking stupid piece of shit robot

[lament tapir]

Okay 5 months and 21 days
Not that much of a difference

[vivid geyser]

the heart stops for a milisecond everytime it's between two heartbeats

June 22nd?

[lament tapir]

..

wait

[vivid geyser]

that's 5 months + 21 days....

22 days into the 6th month of the year

[lament tapir]

are we counting January and the 1st day

[vivid geyser]

um yeah

they exist

[lament tapir]

then yes
5 months and 21 days

[vivid geyser]

just give me a date 😩

[lament tapir]

for what

[vivid geyser]

YOUR BIRTHDAY

[lament tapir]

may 21st you dinkus

[vivid geyser]

THAT'S 4 MONTHS + 20 DAYS

[lament tapir]

ITS 5

[vivid geyser]

look

[lament tapir]

CAN U NOT COUNT MONTHS

[vivid geyser]

it's my birthday

4 months pass

it's may 1st

then 20 days

it's may 21st

january ends 1
february ends 2
march ends 3
may ends 4? wait I miscounted

[vivid geyser]

wait no april exists

this is a mindfuck

let me start over

[lament tapir]

[vivid geyser]

it's january 1st

happy birthday to me

30 days pass, that's 1 month it's february 1st

then another 30 days it's march 1st that's month 2

then another and it's april 1st haha got u that's month 3

THEN LUSTEN

ANOTHER 30 DAYS AND IT'S MAY 1ST THAT'S 4 months

THEN 20 DAYS

therefore it's 4 months + 20 days

[lament tapir]

May is the 5th month of the year
And the 21st is the 21st day of the 5th month of the year

[vivid geyser]

so

4 months have passed since new years

and we've spent 20 days in the fifth

that's a timespan of 4 months + 20 days

[lament tapir]

I

[vivid geyser]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND

[lament tapir]

oh

ok

You’re right

[vivid geyser]

[blazing mulch]

why pinged

[vivid geyser]

you finally understand....

I'm so happy

[undone spruce]

do you even math bro

[lament tapir]

smh

[blazing mulch]

bruh

[vivid geyser]

that was too intense for my frail heart

[blazing mulch]

if u need lessons on how time works, ask willow

[lament tapir]

I was referring to may 21st being the 5th month of the year

[vivid geyser]

so in the end

you're less younger than me than you initially thought

[lament tapir]

yes

[vivid geyser]

still

you is child

[lament tapir]

heck u

[vivid geyser]

[lament tapir]

We got no xp for this conversation

[vivid geyser]

we got

friendship

[hearty wagon]

lol rip

[vivid geyser]

that's all that matters

[lament tapir]

Awh

[vivid geyser]

we became closer as two people who learned something new about each other

[stray locust]

remind me in 1080 second to remind bg

so no seconds?

[late geyser]

Hi

Chat dead?

Bruh I thought this was town square

[stray locust]

it's gov mansion bruh

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

herieulrnielrhb

[late geyser]

.quote 4888

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[late geyser]

.quote 4889

[half canyon]

[#4889] "Welcome to sdv server
We got:
Geometry dash - GD
United Kingdom - UK
Texture packs - TP
Background - BG
Some gun - AK
and much much more" - 🌺GD🌺 (03 Jul 2020 @ 02:16:05 AM UTC)

[normal spear]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[undone spruce]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[stray locust]

grow up rare

[wind warren]

!lvl

[graceful ridge]

!lvl

[stray locust]

remind me in 12 hours to never hug emote Death_Lord

[half canyon]

i think that reminder is set for past my bedtime... but I think you're special LittleHorn so I'll do it, for you (#1724141)

[stray locust]

awwwww

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[wind warren]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3423] "Hnnng. Im trying to sneak out of the convenience store, but im dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the customers" - Bee (23 Apr 2019 @ 08:34:16 AM UTC)

[bitter void]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!hrlp

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[late geyser]

!userinfo NeverPlayPubg#2571

[broken lily]

NeverPlayPubg#2571

ID

384075997814718466

created

Sat Nov 25 20:20:53 2017

joined

Sat Apr 25 14:37:30 2020

roles

Villager, Farmer, Pixelsmith, Contentsmith, Modder

[late geyser]

!lvl 38407599781471866

[late geyser]

!lvl 38407599781471846

[late geyser]

!lvl 38407599781471846

[late geyser]

!lvl 38407599781471846

[late geyser]

Bruj

Bruh

!lvl @hollow hamlet

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

.wolfram 100 ph to mnx

[half canyon]

1×10^-10 He (helens)

[bitter void]

bruh

.wolfram 100 php to mnx

[half canyon]

$2.04 (US dollars) (August 6, 2020)

[bitter void]

.wolfram 100 php to mxn

[half canyon]

$45.78 (Mexican pesos) (August 6, 2020)

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 290 XP

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 32950 XP

[stuck bison]

!lvl

[mystic olive]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[finite siren]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 300 XP

[unkempt wasp]

xp

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 430 XP

[delicate blaze]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 440 XP

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 480 XP

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[small wigeon]

!lvl

[small wigeon]

[delicate blaze]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lean rapids]

!lvl

[lean rapids]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 3060 XP

[dry barn]

remind me in 2 hours to scream out of context

[half canyon]

uhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah k i'll probably remember (#1724915)

[shell adder]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl Summer#6596

[sinful coral]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The U.S. city with the highest rate of lightning strikes per capita is Clearwater, Florida.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[vivid geyser]

fuck you

[stray locust]

agree

.fact

[half canyon]

The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

Tina Turner's real name is Annie Mae Bullock.

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are over a million described species of insects. Some people estimate there are actually between 15 and 30 million species.

[stray locust]

.faxt

af cuk

[half canyon]

@dry barn: scream out of context (2h ago)

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[small canopy]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl

[lean bridge]

!lvl @late geyser

[modest raptor]

!lvl

[cyan quest]

!lvl

[rustic oyster]

!lvl

[flint jetty]

!lvl

[flint jetty]

ugh

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[stray locust]

soon™

[stable kayak]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[pulsar jewel]

!lvl

[tacit loom]

!lvl

[wind warren]

!lvl

[flint jetty]

!lvl

[flint jetty]

Oooo

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl Summer#6596

[blazing mulch]

[late geyser]

Lol

[silent ferry]

!lvl

[silent ferry]

oh

saddness noise

[late geyser]

Rip

[brisk spear]

!lvl

[brisk spear]

Huh

Okay

[stray locust]

!userinfo Sora and Roxas#4707

[broken lily]

Sora and Roxas#4707

ID

660595741965811713

created

Sat Dec 28 21:31:38 2019

joined

Thu Jun 18 22:30:59 2020

roles

Villager, Farmer

[stray locust]

Is it Vrooomy Zoomy ol' Sora? 🤔

[late geyser]

! userinfo

[broken lily]

Death'sMinion#0361

aka Death_lord [spine king]

ID

724556986837893141

created

Mon Jun 22 09:30:47 2020

joined

Tue Jun 23 09:59:43 2020

roles

Villager, Farmer, Shepherd

[stray locust]

remind me

[pure knot]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.wolfram how to delete discord account

[half canyon]

1 | noun | lack of agreement or harmony
2 | noun | disagreement among those expected to cooperate
3 | noun | a harsh mixture of sounds
4 | noun | strife resulting from a lack of agreement
5 | verb | be different from one another
(5 meanings)

[stray locust]

what

.wolfram youtube

[half canyon]

name | Google Inc.
location | Mountain View, California, United States
host coordinates | 37° 23' 58"N, 122° 4' 46"W

[stray locust]

[wooden comet]

!lvl

[wooden comet]

brh

[tawdry thicket]

!lvl

[tawdry thicket]

ONE LEVEL LEFT WHOOOOO

[craggy eagle]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[tidal plover]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl Cakewalker loves bg equally#3105

[half canyon]

@bitter void: add more hours (240h ago)

[late geyser]

!lvl

[pure knot]

!lvl

[regal wharf]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 6590 XP

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[bitter void]

remind me in 264 hours to add more hours

[half canyon]

Sure thing, YaramyGD (#1725769)

[regal wharf]

!lvl

[arctic obsidian]

!level

[arctic obsidian]

!iserinfo

!userinfo

[broken lily]

greyhugg31#8123

ID

502495920525541379

created

Thu Oct 18 14:59:23 2018

joined

Wed Jul 29 11:23:13 2020

roles

Villager

[arctic obsidian]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

greyhugg31#8123

ID

502495920525541379

created

Thu Oct 18 14:59:23 2018

joined

Wed Jul 29 11:23:13 2020

roles

Villager

[arctic obsidian]

weird doesnt work?

[normal spear]

!lvl

[kind crown]

!lvl

[plain crystal]

!patchsummary

[broken lily]

Can you do these steps to provide more info?

1. Load your save and view the content that should be patched.
2. Type patch summary directly into the SMAPI window and press enter.
3. Upload your SMAPI log to https://smapi.io/log (see instructions on that page).
4. Post the log link here.

[fallen salmon]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.choose watch Kiska adventure part 3, play Kiska Adventure

[half canyon]

watch Kiska adventure part 3

[stray locust]

okay

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[pure knot]

!lvl

[pure knot]

.w florida

[half canyon]

Drizzle and Humid, 92F (33C) (306.15K) / feels like 109F (43C) (316.15K) | High: 93F (34C) | Low: 73F (23C) | Humidity: 65% | Wind: N @ 3.27mph (5.3km/h) | 67% chance of rain (Florida (FL, United States))

[pure knot]

.w California

[half canyon]

Clear, 93F (34C) (307.15K) | High: 97F (36C) | Low: 64F (18C) | Humidity: 27% | Wind: N @ 5.28mph (8.5km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (California (CA, United States))

[vivid geyser]

. quote

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3929] "you have to lick the baby clean as the alpha of the pack" - Magically Clueless (13 Sep 2019 @ 07:49:31 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#221] "crab can't swim" - Alex ()

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#806] "Big hearts over big wees" - Airy Chips (04 Nov 2017 @ 12:02:01 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#845] "I want some dick rn???" - Arphenion (12 Nov 2017 @ 07:12:21 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#370] "we need a piss uprising" - millalock (09 Jan 2017 @ 03:47:47 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1043] "eemie I'm not a credit company." - FanDidlyTastic (16 Dec 2017 @ 01:03:24 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

remind me in 20 minutes to r

[half canyon]

.....ok..... (#1726117)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#72] "Wth did I come in on?" - I'saar ()

[craggy eagle]

!lvl

[wanton gulch]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@stray locust: r (20m ago)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1497] "the 9th circle of hell is cold" - Meredith (12 Feb 2018 @ 09:42:54 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#629] "I had three different potatoes in one dish the other day" - Golden (25 Sep 2017 @ 10:41:59 AM UTC)

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[eager echo]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 7950 XP

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4826] "Guess gender loves Elliott and governor more than me" - Arcane (12 Jun 2020 @ 05:01:24 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1583] "be sure to pet your wife and kiss your dogs" - Danny (26 Feb 2018 @ 11:28:10 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#379] "im gonna yiff u (i assume that means to kill u in furry talk i dont rly know haha)" - lewis (11 Jan 2017 @ 10:58:00 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2128] "I WANNA I JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SHOVE IN MY FACE HOLE" - feeblebeeble (30 May 2018 @ 01:17:24 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3808] "Video transcript:

Hey Pathos Nation!!! Today I'm going to show you how to create a SMAPI mod. Okay, so first we're going to head over to <https://smapi.io/docs> and click "Modder's guide to SMAPI". Follow the instructions shown there, and you have a mod. Alright, that's all I have today. Don't forget to smash that subscribe button, and see you next time!
```" - Pathoschild (25 Jul 2019 @ 06:54:42 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1842] "my cat is celebrating by nursing on me" - Arphenion (16 Apr 2018 @ 07:54:16 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#613] "im a smol mushroom, thats all" - eiri (15 Sep 2017 @ 04:37:56 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3435] "your dick is now a NOODLE" - tittysprinkles (27 Apr 2019 @ 07:43:25 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

hey thats me

[stray locust]

skadaddle skiduddle

Yes

Impressive

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1725] "fnaf fans are my kink" - Crumbledore (26 Mar 2018 @ 11:48:00 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3098] "we should do an art trade one of these days gay >:0" - KL (23 Nov 2018 @ 08:01:47 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1404] "everyone spit on evan i am de queen" - Magically Clueless (01 Feb 2018 @ 04:27:30 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1875] "phdeez nuts" - sleepyrice (20 Apr 2018 @ 04:00:54 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#557] "time doesn't exist in the suffer zone™" - aihr (29 Jul 2017 @ 09:57:55 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4890] "no we still love you even though you're a crime against nature" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (04 Jul 2020 @ 09:01:40 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

.img abcdefg

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/boGpFB7V_QM/maxresdefault.jpg

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#793] "Teacher: all be quiet now
Jacob: Hey turn to page holding back laughter 43
John: holding back huge laughter" - Potato (31 Oct 2017 @ 03:26:09 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1088] "I think my ass is getting bigger" - Crumbledore (24 Dec 2017 @ 03:54:55 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2267] "i'm also the titty person" - Magically Clueless (07 Jun 2018 @ 01:32:08 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

oh

[surreal lagoon]

no me

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1073] "Y'ALL GOOGLE PREGNANT SONIC ON UR OWN TERMS" - Magically Clueless (20 Dec 2017 @ 03:07:08 AM UTC)

[bitter fjord]

!lvl

[stray locust]

willow your fren

[surreal lagoon]

.img pregnant sonic

[half canyon]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/79/c8/f079c8c37244f5e2aadbf6f41df3e79c.jpg

[surreal lagoon]

hm

[bitter fjord]

cursed

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2115] "roses are red, peaches are blue
danny doesn't like when you joke about his waifu" - Lapin (28 May 2018 @ 08:28:24 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2511] "what is it with insert object and ASS" - f4iTh (23 Jul 2018 @ 03:50:52 AM UTC)

[stray locust]

.img pregnant pregnant

[half canyon]

https://images.theconversation.com/files/305078/original/file-20191204-70122-7pl9td.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&rect=8%2C0%2C5742%2C3837&q=45&auto=format&w=926&fit=clip

[surreal lagoon]

what is she surprised about

did she not know she was pregnant

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3664] "the bouwgeoisie will twembwe at the comuwwist wevowution OwO" - gabe (04 Jul 2019 @ 02:30:38 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2268] "titty VN furry game with micro transactions" - Webxro (07 Jun 2018 @ 02:17:51 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3666] ""bro did u read the latest twerking gnome book"" - Nanoodles (04 Jul 2019 @ 05:02:43 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

dude is like: "Hehe blob lets stick finger in it"

.img gregnant

[half canyon]

https://i.redd.it/axlnt1ouwxg31.png

[stray locust]

heh

[surreal lagoon]

hehe

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4101] "when u and ur bone girlfriend getting freeky 😳 it be like CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK" - tittysprinkles (19 Dec 2019 @ 08:35:36 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

me again

[stray locust]

yey

[surreal lagoon]

is discord breakin

[stray locust]

yes

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#964] "HERES SOME ADVICE DONT STEP IN THE WHITE STUFF WITHOUT SHOES OR SOCKS ON" - yaboi (08 Dec 2017 @ 06:50:38 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

.wolfram a

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#94] "yes I birthed him myself it wasn't a pretty sight" - moiph ()

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3578] "hi my name is ken I like hannah montana chicken nuget and crying a lot" - Bee (13 Jun 2019 @ 07:10:17 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2119] "I dont have a fucking potty mouth you take that shit back" - YSB1 (29 May 2018 @ 10:17:52 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2739] "once u came out i got bored really fast" - ItsLiana (17 Aug 2018 @ 12:29:34 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4307] "though I feel that ... her son whose name just seriously ran away from me, gets kind of ignored" - Faithe (12 Feb 2020 @ 02:57:36 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3185] "bee you're the only Belgian I know. do you want me to think Belgians are feet suckers who eat exploding sugar" - Crumbledore (27 Dec 2018 @ 03:07:22 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4288] "I w sometimes" - Gimbo Gibbington (07 Feb 2020 @ 08:36:17 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4248] "My butt needs air" - Bee (29 Jan 2020 @ 11:04:52 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#150] "I am to shy to have a quote" - Silvia ()

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4211] "Lasagna is the best way to make children salad" - yours truly, izzy 🗡 (24 Jan 2020 @ 07:48:07 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2039] "Your momentary reminder that if you get 600 of my badge, I’ll come to your house and liquidate on your couch" - Airy Chips (20 May 2018 @ 09:16:53 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

[#4248] "My butt needs air" - Bee (29 Jan 2020 @ 11:04:52 PM UTC)
oh oh I remembered a joke

[surreal lagoon]

liquidate on your couch

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3631] "malama dosnt wipe she just showers and hopes the poo slides off" - CheesySteak (28 Jun 2019 @ 08:16:12 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

wtf

[stray locust]

Hedgehog walks through a forest
he learns how to breath thru his butt

he sits on a stump and suffocates

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1448] "I like poop air too" - PGleo86 (07 Feb 2018 @ 05:10:35 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1210] "girl me is probably sexy af" - BattleShout (17 Jan 2018 @ 04:08:46 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4520] "I didn't join this server 4 years ago to be part of the community" - Crumbledore (09 May 2020 @ 01:07:04 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3513] "Whyyy
I like tiddiesss wats wrong with them" - ashthetrouble (24 May 2019 @ 02:46:18 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1399] "you know what i love to do in my free time, i pour boiling hot water into my eyes then stick my head into a bee hive thats why they called me the zen master of bees" - Arphenion (01 Feb 2018 @ 06:18:52 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2955] "<.< >.> comes out of hole" - FanDidlyTastic (03 Oct 2018 @ 01:00:48 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#479] "also pls tell manga I love them" - Femi (08 Feb 2017 @ 04:04:02 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2077] "LOOK AT THIS BUTTHOLE" - feeblebeeble (26 May 2018 @ 03:08:47 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#503] "Stop quoting me" - uberbot (18 Mar 2017 @ 06:55:09 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3833] "Use a hair dryer, get warm butthole" - Amu Tsukiyomi (02 Aug 2019 @ 07:33:50 AM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

so many butt quote

[stray locust]

they all will be deleted in Quote Nuking™ 2: Electric Boogaloo

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#712] "I wish his adventures involved less pee" - Jasper (09 Oct 2017 @ 12:54:38 PM UTC)

[surreal lagoon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#789] "I poop out my mouth" - BattleShout (30 Oct 2017 @ 12:47:25 AM UTC)

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2104] "is her butt covered up by the fish half and she can pull down and fart" - Magically Clueless (27 May 2018 @ 10:18:39 PM UTC)

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#889] "ive seen all kinds of wood" - eemie (25 Nov 2017 @ 06:41:55 PM UTC)

[timid vapor]

Uber halp

.choose play the game, write that mod

[half canyon]

play the game

[timid vapor]

YES!

[stray locust]

[sharp matrix]

Remind me to vc with jogi in 3 hours

[half canyon]

Sure thing, ashthetrouble (#1726540)

[sharp matrix]

Good bot

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

@lament tapir are you still rank 69

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

awh darn

[dusty linden]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1531] "listen i have more waifu's than just rosalina" - Danny (20 Feb 2018 @ 12:42:40 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

:pensive:

not nice

[lament tapir]

immature

.fact

[half canyon]

There are more donut shops in Canada per capita than any other country.

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Eskimos have over 15 words for the English word of 'Snow'

[vivid geyser]

no they don't

they have compound words with descriptors

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

[vivid geyser]

the word for snow stays the same it just gets adjectives attached to it

Fuck uberbot he just LIES

I'M NOT BUYING IT YOU BIG GUM SHILL

[vivid geyser]

shuddup

[lament tapir]

nou

.fact

[half canyon]

The Amazon is the world's largest river, 3,890 miles (6,259 km) long.

[vivid geyser]

everyone knows that

.fact

[half canyon]

There are over a million described species of insects. Some people estimate there are actually between 15 and 30 million species.

[lament tapir]

Uber you suck

[vivid geyser]

everyone also knows that

this is the worst bot

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

[vivid geyser]

I still do that sometimes

.fact

[lament tapir]

LOL

[half canyon]

IBM’s motto is “Think”. Apple later made their motto “Think different”.

[vivid geyser]

Boring

.fact

[half canyon]

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

[lament tapir]

[vivid geyser]

these are all either false or very basic knowledge

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Your brain consumes 25 watts of power while you’re awake. This amount of energy is enough to illuminate a lightbulb.

[vivid geyser]

ok

.fact

[half canyon]

Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world.

[vivid geyser]

rip

.fact

[half canyon]

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

[lament tapir]

rip

[vivid geyser]

dumbasses

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Illinois has the highest number of personalized license plates than any other state.

[lament tapir]

ok..

[vivid geyser]

don't care about ILLINOIS

[lament tapir]

fare

[vivid geyser]

shhh

These facts are too Americo-centric

.fact

[half canyon]

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.

[vivid geyser]

See?

[lament tapir]

woah that dude just hopped every voice channel

.fact

[half canyon]

Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.

[vivid geyser]

SO WHAT

I DONT CARE ABOUT AMERICANS

.fact

[half canyon]

In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.

[lament tapir]

NEITHER

[vivid geyser]

everyone knows they don't actually do that when they're scared

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

1,800 cigarettes are smoked per person each year in China.

[lament tapir]

honestly lower then I’d thought

[vivid geyser]

yah me too

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The state of Florida is bigger than England.

[lament tapir]

I DONT CARE

[vivid geyser]

did u know Russia is big

NOBODY CARES ABOUT STUPD STATES

.fact

[half canyon]

It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

[lament tapir]

WE KNOW

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting advertising space on his cows.

[vivid geyser]

ok

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as "Garfield Gets Spayed", and you'll see a half-dozen books telling you how to be excellent: "In Search of Excellence", "Finding Excellence", "Grasping Hold of Excellence", "Where to Hide Your Excellence at Night So the Cleaning Personnel Don't Steal It", etc. -- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"

[lament tapir]

Garfield gets spayed

[vivid geyser]

ok well I don't care about the 80s

Nothing exciting happened in the 80s

.fact

[half canyon]

Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).

[lament tapir]

acceptable in the 80sss 🎶

[vivid geyser]

Latvia is a good place and I'm not saying that because of the abundance of girls

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

[cursive forum]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

[vivid geyser]

The electric chair is an unreliable execution method that tortures inmates

.fact

[half canyon]

The penguin is the only bird that can swim but can't fly.

[vivid geyser]

False

chickens can swim

they can't fly

.fact

[half canyon]

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1958 Entomologist W.G. Bruce published a list of Arthropod references in the Bible. The most frequently named bugs from the Bible are: Locust: 24, Moth: 11, Grasshopper: 10, Scorpion: 10, Caterpillar: 9, and Bee: 4.

[blazing mulch]

wait so if I just eat celery I'll die eventually from starvation

[vivid geyser]

You'll die of malnutrition first

[blazing mulch]

😩

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually.

[vivid geyser]

Proof that americans are literally garbage

[lament tapir]

Apparently there’s a type of duck that can’t swim

Fly*

A duck that can’t fly

[vivid geyser]

So uberbot is just telling bold faced lies

[lament tapir]

But I’m assuming that fact meant swim underwater well

[vivid geyser]

Fuck uberbot he should have clarified

.fact

[half canyon]

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

[vivid geyser]

I also hate how matter of fact he is

when he's wrong half the time

.fact

[half canyon]

Butterflies cannot fly if their body temperature is less than 86 degrees.

[vivid geyser]

86 degrees what you fucking idiot

[lament tapir]

I’m hoping fahreniegtete

Fanrenhight

Fahrenheit

[vivid geyser]

yeah me too

.fact

[half canyon]

Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump.”

[vivid geyser]

dope

.fact

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.

There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.

[vivid geyser]

wow ok way to tank the mood with the rape fact uberbot.....

[lament tapir]

Well duh

[vivid geyser]

it's not like we didn't know thanks for reminding us

[lament tapir]

It’s a much lower chance for random murders with no motive

it’s not surprising

[vivid geyser]

GD are we addicted to the facts command

[lament tapir]

yes

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.

[vivid geyser]

sick

[lament tapir]

this is like before they removed xp in here because of me and tf

.fact

[half canyon]

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The venom of the Australian Brown Snake is so powerful only 1/14,000th of an ounce is enough to kill a human.

[vivid geyser]

is this true

also it's ok that we're not getting exp we're having fun

[lament tapir]

Brown snakes have highly potent venom and can cause severe envenoming (envenomation) of humans. They are the leading cause of snakebites and snakebite deaths in Australia at present. Envenoming (envenomation) can cause defibrination coagulopathy, renal (kidney) damage or renal failure (kidney failure).

Considered the world's second-most venomous land snake after the inland taipan (Oxyuranus microlepidotus), based on its LD 50 value (subcutaneous) in mice, it is responsible for about 60% of snake-bite deaths in Australia.

[vivid geyser]

isn't that much poison overkill

why does it need to be that venomous

Are they preparing for some gargantuan world eating alien

[vivid geyser]

I'm not reading all that I'll just go with the world eater theory

.fact

[half canyon]

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

[lament tapir]

smh

.fact

[half canyon]

Maine is the only state (in USA) whose name is just one syllable.

[vivid geyser]

fuck off with the Americans

.fact

[half canyon]

Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.

[lament tapir]

I don’t care about Americaaaa

[vivid geyser]

isn't there a fourth one

Israfil

[lament tapir]

golly gee I wonder which country the people who wrote these facts are from

[vivid geyser]

is that guy not in the Bible

I've never read the Bible idk

[lament tapir]

Neither

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

In golf, a ‘Bo Derek’ is a score of 10.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you go blind in one eye you only lose about one fifth of your vision but all your sense of depth.

[lament tapir]

duh

[vivid geyser]

yah

.fact

[half canyon]

$203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.

[vivid geyser]

I DON'T CARE

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The world's longest snake (by reliable documentation) is the reticulated python, with a maximum length of, perhaps, 30 feet.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Slugs have four noses.

[lament tapir]

I-

.fortune

[half canyon]

The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

[vivid geyser]

I saw a hedgehog on the street the other day

it was really cute

[wind warren]

!lvl

[deep sorrel]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

.quote @dusty linden

[half canyon]

[#4502] "Happy Birthday. 🎂" - Sir Destin (03 May 2020 @ 04:40:12 AM UTC)

[dusty linden]

Who quoted that? 😤

.quote remove 4502

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#23] "goodbye to all the people who hated on me" - Lewis ()

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

.quote 1

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[blazing mulch]

horn why

[stray locust]

Im growing like on that stuff for dough

[dusty linden]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2466] "nut yee" - toe (18 Jul 2018 @ 03:33:08 PM UTC)

[pure knot]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

.quote remove 4314

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[shell adder]

!lvl

[wind warren]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl Cakewalker loves bg equally#3105

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#186] "i have nothing else in my life so i resort to the cold embrace of numbers" - Friv ()

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4589] "HE TOUCHED MY HAND AT SOME POINT I ALMOST SCREAMED" - snowzie (14 May 2020 @ 11:12:45 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

[wind warren]

!lvl

[undone spruce]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

.fact

[half canyon]

In Japan, watermelons are squared. It's easier to stack them that way.

[dusty linden]

I already knew that 😤

.fact

[half canyon]

The country code for Russia is "007".

[bitter void]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@sharp matrix: vc with jogi (3h ago)

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lucid oyster]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

.img cheddar

[half canyon]

https://www.hickoryfarms.com/dw/image/v2/AAOA_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-Web-Master-Catalog/default/dw8bfbce45/images/products/farmhouse-cheddar-3038-1.jpg?sw=815&sh=815&sm=fit

[cursive forum]

.img cheese grape

[half canyon]

https://delightfulemade.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Cheese-Grape-Pistachio-Truffles-DelightfulEMade-vert3.png

[cursive forum]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2928] "once u get the taste of the liana ROFL its so hard to stop man" - toe (23 Sep 2018 @ 03:38:43 PM UTC)

[cursive forum]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3699] "i'm going to dress up in an eevee costume for an upcoming con" - A smile suits you nicely (08 Jul 2019 @ 08:48:59 PM UTC)

[plain crystal]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

!lvl

[mental hedge]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 9850 XP

[mental hedge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1373] "ass doesn’t taste that bad" - Airy Chips (30 Jan 2018 @ 03:10:56 AM UTC)

[pure knot]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.quote Magically Clueless#9046

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick] | On Discord? React to a message with 💬

[stray locust]

.quote Magically Clueless#9046

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick] | On Discord? React to a message with 💬

[stray locust]

[shell adder]

!lvl

[shell adder]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[shell adder]

Oop

[kind marsh]

!lvl

[eager echo]

!lvl

[fleet bluff]

!lvl

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

Cuba is the only island in the Caribbean to have a railroad.

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

It is believed that Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver."

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

1 in 5 of the world's doctors are Russian.

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

Rugby, North Dakota is the geographical center of North America.

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

[bitter void]

!lvl

[dry barn]

!lvl

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3933] "when u date someone you get the rights to bully them" - tittysprinkles (18 Sep 2019 @ 04:57:49 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3063] "Sweet and fruity like my booty 😩" - Bee (07 Nov 2018 @ 11:12:35 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1160] "well he is handsome and wonderful but alas not boyfriend shaped" - Magically Clueless (07 Jan 2018 @ 08:18:17 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2944] "swag my fellow pepes" - Magically Clueless (29 Sep 2018 @ 04:22:02 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3576] "loucre pigeons are fucking A dude" - toe (12 Jun 2019 @ 04:04:13 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#507] "if ur not using industrial oil in your cookies then your cookies are objectively terrible, sorry" - lex (01 Apr 2017 @ 06:29:50 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote 1

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3193] "I'll suck it right away" - Smart Cookie (28 Dec 2018 @ 10:26:06 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

That's it, I'm done here

[wicked quest]

!lvl

[bitter fjord]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[late geyser]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[tropic magnet]

!lvl

[dry barn]

!lvl

[hearty wagon]

!lvl

[late geyser]

!lvl

[stuck bison]

!lvl

[dry barn]

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