governors-mansion

[woven oriole]

.quote tyrah

[half canyon]

[#4827] "its easy to mess with me" - Tyrah (12 Jun 2020 @ 05:20:43 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

😩 😩 😩 !xander

[woven oriole]

.quote tyrah

[half canyon]

[#4909] "u decided to fuck a manequin?" - Tyrah (16 Jul 2020 @ 03:49:25 AM UTC)

[stray locust]

.quote @LittleHorn

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[wind warren]

So this is the new townsquare

[stray locust]

no

[woven oriole]

uh no

u cant get xp here

[blazing mulch]

.quote @stray locust

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[blazing mulch]

lmao

[wind warren]

Sure?

[woven oriole]

only commands are here

ofc

[wind warren]

I mean it's more lively here than there

[stray locust]

town-square is town-square

[woven oriole]

where are u?

[icy socket]

hey some people just want company not xp

[wind warren]

okay

[woven oriole]

since adventures guild is lively

[icy socket]

feel free to stay, neko

[stray locust]

"lively"

[wind warren]

then I guess I don't deserve said company

bye

[woven oriole]

wait what

[blazing mulch]

BG what have you done..

[woven oriole]

I MEAN LIKE THIS ISNT A CHATTING CHANNEL

[stray locust]

bg mission failed

[icy socket]

takes notes under BGs name

[stray locust]

youll get em next time

[woven oriole]

IM SORRY SOY

WAIT

[icy socket]

[woven oriole]

THAT PERSON IS MY FRIEND

@wind warren KON GET BACK HERE

[stray locust]

oh phew they didn't left, now I can see their cute pfp whenever i want

[woven oriole]

im in a another server with them

[wind warren]

hm?

[woven oriole]

KONIM SORRY

HUG HUG

[stray locust]

nekoth your pfp is cute

[wind warren]

Oh this little old cat?
Yea it's cute but is grumpy sometimes

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[frail flicker]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[ebon coyote]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl @shell adder

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

D:<

u will not pass

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[blazing mulch]

oh wait

we are both on the leaderboard now so it doesnt matter

hooray

[blazing mulch]

.userinfo @fleet bluff

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Rocketfig#7730 aka 🐋 Elle 🐋 (she/her): ID: 264234455252729856 | Created: 30 Dec 2016 03:33:23 AM UTC | Joined: 25 May 2018 06:05:56 AM UTC | Join position: 6158 | word on the street: exists

[blazing mulch]

bruh

[fleet bluff]

I was here January 2018

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl Scylla
#1570

[blazing mulch]

!lvl Scylla#1570

[blazing mulch]

!lvl Oblivion_Walker#8524

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[fleet bluff]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

imagine if elle beats xander

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[woven rock]

!lvl

[shell adder]

!lvl

[late geyser]

Remind me in 1 hour to Skyblock amethyst crystal

[half canyon]

k (#1722483)

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[pure knot]

!lvl

[lunar folio]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[livid kiln]

!lvl

[livid kiln]

;-;

[half canyon]

Death'sMinion: Skyblock amethyst crystal (1h ago) [Requested by Death'sMinion]

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[livid kiln]

!lvl

[livid kiln]

.fact

[half canyon]

An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.

[livid kiln]

.fact

[half canyon]

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

[livid kiln]

.fact

[half canyon]

Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people do.

[livid kiln]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Beetham Tower has 47 floors.

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

[lunar folio]

.fact

[half canyon]

A 2" X 4" is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[blazing mulch]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[blazing mulch]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 1900 XP

[blazing mulch]

message

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 1900 XP

[blazing mulch]

noice

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[blazing mulch]

!sdv

[broken lily]

http://discord.gg/stardewvalley

[blazing mulch]

!sve

[broken lily]

Stardew Valley Expanded (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3753) is a mod which adds a lot of new content and areas to the game. It has many dependencies, so be sure to follow the install guide which is on the github wiki along with FAQs and troubleshooting steps for common issues: https://github.com/FlashShifter/StardewValleyExpanded/wiki

[blazing mulch]

!wtf

[broken lily]

https://imgur.com/a/p66TNlt

[blazing mulch]

!pins

[broken lily]

Check the pinned messages for useful info and links!

[blazing mulch]

!cfr

[broken lily]

Custom Farming Redux (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/991) is a mod which loads content packs to add custom machines.

[blazing mulch]

!abigail

[broken lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!abigail

[broken lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!leah

[broken lily]

http://i.imgur.com/ngjvXw9.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!alex

[broken lily]

http://i.imgur.com/P2jZRA3.jpg

[blazing mulch]

owo

!lewis

[broken lily]

http://i.imgur.com/BtV2f78.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!concernedape

!lvl

[ivory quail]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[blazing mulch]

!pathos

[solid quiver]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[regal wharf]

!lvl

[bitter void]

.wolfram 15700/30

[half canyon]

1570/3

[bitter void]

.wolfram 1572/3

[half canyon]

524

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[pure knot]

!lvl

[white fiber]

!lvl

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3106] "I touch ian all the time it ok" - Bee (27 Nov 2018 @ 07:46:09 PM UTC)

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[stable kayak]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

.img grape

[half canyon]

https://files.nccih.nih.gov/files/grapes-grape-seed-extract-Vitis-vinifera-ThinkstockPhotos-164089709-edit-square.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

.img xander but pixelated

[half canyon]

https://www.sleek-mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/look0032-1024x1536.jpg?v=1578313333

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[fleet bluff]

!lvl

[fleet bluff]

23 hours of continuous talking

[lean rapids]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

.choose call, don't call, play

[half canyon]

don't call

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl Fenrir#9179

[stray locust]

oh

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 110 XP

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!cp

[broken lily]

Content Patcher (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1915) is a mod which loads content packs to change the game's images and data without replacing XNB files. If you want to make mods using Content Patcher, start at https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Content_Patcher.

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 150 XP

[next arrow]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 170 XP

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[rustic oyster]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[craggy eagle]

!lvl

[onyx coral]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.img pom

[half canyon]

https://www.pomwonderful.com/content/dam/pom/images/pom-bottle.png

[stray locust]

.img pom dog

[half canyon]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn-origin-etr.akc.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/12225627/Pomeranian-On-White-01.jpg

[stray locust]

AHHHH

[small wigeon]

.img pom

[half canyon]

https://www.pomwonderful.com/content/dam/pom/images/pom-bottle.png

[small wigeon]

.img pom dog

[half canyon]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn-origin-etr.akc.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/12225627/Pomeranian-On-White-01.jpg

[small wigeon]

oh

[midnight current]

qt

[stray locust]

Same way, old man?

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 220 XP

[midnight current]

@ toe, send dog

[stray locust]

Toe send your pom

[graceful ridge]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!lvl

[unkempt wasp]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 250 XP

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 227740 XP

[lament tapir]

.img grape

[half canyon]

https://files.nccih.nih.gov/files/grapes-grape-seed-extract-Vitis-vinifera-ThinkstockPhotos-164089709-edit-square.jpg

[lament tapir]

.img grapes

[half canyon]

https://s7d6.scene7.com/is/image/bjs/6191?$bjs-Initial480$

[lament tapir]

new one omg

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[plain crystal]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3281] "SHUDUP YOU ASS EATER" - ashthetrouble (07 Feb 2019 @ 11:32:29 AM UTC)

[dusty linden]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3078] "AND YOU AINT NEW BORN WHO DRINKS FROM BOOBS" - ashthetrouble (13 Nov 2018 @ 10:07:38 PM UTC)

[dusty linden]

Double trouble

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#195] "i love my satan baby <3" - fletcher ()

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#538] "does this even work" - En (20 Jul 2017 @ 02:59:57 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3165] "feeb i will make u into bad sushi if u gut bee" - astro (19 Dec 2018 @ 06:53:41 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3718] "I'm gonna shit in this DMV line until they get mad and open the door" - feeblebeeble (10 Jul 2019 @ 03:41:43 PM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4304] "I had facebook for like 2 seconds and it was just a picture of the pope" - Cloudy Glow (11 Feb 2020 @ 03:19:52 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1206] "ominous butthole" - sleepyrice (17 Jan 2018 @ 01:19:29 AM UTC)

[dry barn]

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.quote remove 4983

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4908] "OOOOOHHHHHH" - 🌺GD🌺 (15 Jul 2020 @ 06:54:50 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

Wow that's lame

[blazing mulch]

.quote @blazing mulch

[half canyon]

[#3581] "I will process you into soylent green" - goblin foz (13 Jun 2019 @ 07:19:19 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4908

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[vivid geyser]

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4583] ".factical" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (14 May 2020 @ 06:26:38 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4724] "Bee is the image of a child's penis really in ordinance with the rules" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (31 May 2020 @ 10:49:12 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

wut

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4583

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4777] "I have my one true love here.. sobs how could ya'll ever think i'd abandon him for some random girl sobs harder" - 🌺GD🌺 (08 Jun 2020 @ 02:56:29 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4889] "Welcome to sdv server
We got:
Geometry dash - GD
United Kingdom - UK
Texture packs - TP
Background - BG
Some gun - AK
and much much more" - 🌺GD🌺 (03 Jul 2020 @ 02:16:05 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#2194] "so you're going to be not quiet to not be quiet" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (03 Jun 2018 @ 03:17:10 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4664] "mustn’t be average then :02Shrug:" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 04:54:11 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

this one's kinda eh but it's old so I'll keep it

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#2194] "so you're going to be not quiet to not be quiet" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (03 Jun 2018 @ 03:17:10 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4664

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4834] "WOAH IT JIGGLES" - 🌺GD🌺 (13 Jun 2020 @ 02:42:14 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#2284] "1v1 me where we hold eachother by the shoulders and begin headbutting eachother until one of us loses consciousness" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (08 Jun 2018 @ 05:19:26 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

GD how come you got way more quotes than me

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4667] "> Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

Yeah well hecc telling me that’s just gonna give me more depression isn’t it? :think:" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 05:00:24 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

but like most are really lame

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4699] "We all exist in a world within another world with 100 billions of more suns which probably have their own little universe with hundreds of planets and their own ecolife and probably are way more advanced then us and we’ll never know about them" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (27 May 2020 @ 07:30:47 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4850] "I would give myself a hug then beat myself" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (15 Jun 2020 @ 11:01:10 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4573] "Fish are birds" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (13 May 2020 @ 11:54:54 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#2284] "1v1 me where we hold eachother by the shoulders and begin headbutting eachother until one of us loses consciousness" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (08 Jun 2018 @ 05:19:26 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4573

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4890] "no we still love you even though you're a crime against nature" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (04 Jul 2020 @ 09:01:40 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4593] "I’m not a Cheeto! I’m Elliott’s hair!" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (15 May 2020 @ 03:07:40 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#2464] "I must be the heather" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (17 Jul 2018 @ 09:33:39 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

ok this is lame but it's so old

I'm conflicted

[lament tapir]

smh

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4699] "We all exist in a world within another world with 100 billions of more suns which probably have their own little universe with hundreds of planets and their own ecolife and probably are way more advanced then us and we’ll never know about them" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (27 May 2020 @ 07:30:47 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

2464 is so old but it's so lame

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4718] "I think my roof’s leaking

Is it an underpayed game developer? -Xander" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (30 May 2020 @ 05:06:39 AM UTC)

[wicked quest]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4661] "I'd sleep naked but I'm afraid my iguana will turn out to be a princess when her true love kisses her and when she gains the ability to speak she'll describe my ugli body" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (24 May 2020 @ 03:08:47 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

I forgot about this one lmao

[lament tapir]

oh I remember that so deerly

[vivid geyser]

I guess I don't have to worry about that anymore

[lament tapir]

awhh

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4712] "> ya’LL shouLD slep! Even if it’s the middle of the day! Just everyone slep cuz slep important and life can wait even if for some reason you went to jail for it or ruined ur life- actually yeah no" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (28 May 2020 @ 03:27:26 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

finna sleep clothed to honor her memory

[blazing mulch]

why do u all have cool quotes

😔

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4590] "if you don't date anyone until you're 47 you unlock Luigi as a playable character" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (14 May 2020 @ 11:22:56 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

LOL

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4825] "whyd you have to say fuck" - 🌺GD🌺 (12 Jun 2020 @ 05:01:02 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4825

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[blazing mulch]

.quute @blazing mulch

Fuck

.quote @blazing mulch

[half canyon]

[#4819] "Wtf I want to be inserted into a big white tube" - uberkwefty (11 Jun 2020 @ 01:41:11 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote remove 4819

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4706] "I like that there are bunch of male Animals around sdv coming at night to make love to our animals" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (28 May 2020 @ 12:03:02 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4830] "I love how @‘m#
Ñ" - 🌺GD🌺 (12 Jun 2020 @ 06:18:47 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4830

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[vivid geyser]

very poignant

[blazing mulch]

.quote @blazing mulch

[half canyon]

[#4921] "!xander" - uberkwefty (19 Jul 2020 @ 01:01:51 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

Finally getting into the drunken random quotes now

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4914] "Cain invented the duffle bag after be killed Abel" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (17 Jul 2020 @ 03:44:04 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4889] "Welcome to sdv server
We got:
Geometry dash - GD
United Kingdom - UK
Texture packs - TP
Background - BG
Some gun - AK
and much much more" - 🌺GD🌺 (03 Jul 2020 @ 02:16:05 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote @blazing mulch

[half canyon]

[#4921] "!xander" - uberkwefty (19 Jul 2020 @ 01:01:51 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

uber....

[blazing mulch]

I think that's my only quote

[vivid geyser]

that's really lame tho....

[blazing mulch]

.quote @blazing mulch

[half canyon]

[#4921] "!xander" - uberkwefty (19 Jul 2020 @ 01:01:51 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4663] "I wish I was immune now that I already had it" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 04:50:57 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

nooooooooo

.quotes

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4850] "I would give myself a hug then beat myself" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (15 Jun 2020 @ 11:01:10 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4663

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[lament tapir]

Why’d someone even quote that

[half canyon]

[#4914] "Cain invented the duffle bag after be killed Abel" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (17 Jul 2020 @ 03:44:04 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote @blazing mulch

[half canyon]

[#4917] "I lick the tree kids" - uberkwefty (18 Jul 2020 @ 01:58:04 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#662] "i was listening to a nsfw audio post of skeleton fuck and it was just the CLAK CLAK CLAK of the bone pelvis smashing together" - tittysprinkles (01 Oct 2017 @ 02:57:08 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

what de

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4727] "Why do people quote random things I say" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (01 Jun 2020 @ 01:56:19 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

disgusting meta quote

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4727

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[blazing mulch]

Lol

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#877] "This weather makes me think of clean toilet seats" - web (20 Nov 2017 @ 06:21:53 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3595] "I'm the biggest poop poster" - sleepyrice (19 Jun 2019 @ 09:06:25 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4834] "WOAH IT JIGGLES" - 🌺GD🌺 (13 Jun 2020 @ 02:42:14 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1075] "Make it something really obnoxious like the ascii for flipping a table" - MerrycuriusXeno (20 Dec 2017 @ 04:37:00 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4890] "no we still love you even though you're a crime against nature" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (04 Jul 2020 @ 09:01:40 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4889] "Welcome to sdv server
We got:
Geometry dash - GD
United Kingdom - UK
Texture packs - TP
Background - BG
Some gun - AK
and much much more" - 🌺GD🌺 (03 Jul 2020 @ 02:16:05 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

I think I've seen all of mine now

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4642] "In reality, raining koalas could become a natural occurrence in 50,000 years" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (22 May 2020 @ 07:39:33 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

I don't have any lame ones

[blazing mulch]

wow, all mine are lame

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4531] "I HEARD ITS LIKE..... AN UMAMI GASPLOSM" - iHaloHalo (09 May 2020 @ 06:45:28 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4593] "I’m not a Cheeto! I’m Elliott’s hair!" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (15 May 2020 @ 03:07:40 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4718] "I think my roof’s leaking

Is it an underpayed game developer? -Xander" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (30 May 2020 @ 05:06:39 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

dw uber it took me 2.5 years to build up this repertoire

[lament tapir]

I still love that joke

[vivid geyser]

not even your joke smh.....

[lament tapir]

shut

[blazing mulch]

Lol

[lament tapir]

I will slap u

[vivid geyser]

ok

[lament tapir]

no don’t let me

[vivid geyser]

ok don't

[lament tapir]

good

I will anyways

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4889] "Welcome to sdv server
We got:
Geometry dash - GD
United Kingdom - UK
Texture packs - TP
Background - BG
Some gun - AK
and much much more" - 🌺GD🌺 (03 Jul 2020 @ 02:16:05 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4740] "arcane please tell me you took socks off" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (02 Jun 2020 @ 06:00:27 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

me after getting slapped

[lament tapir]

f

[blazing mulch]

I'm so proud I'm part of that historic quote

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4667] "> Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

Yeah well hecc telling me that’s just gonna give me more depression isn’t it? :think:" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 05:00:24 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

[lament tapir]

I hate the broken > quotes with

Spaces under them

[vivid geyser]

it is what it is 😔

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1095] "i need high quality fish fucking" - feeblebeeble (24 Dec 2017 @ 09:54:46 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4859] "Heñp my pjon is stuck in dpamidh" - 🌺GD🌺 (19 Jun 2020 @ 07:47:05 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

pff

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

oh GOD

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1709] "don't share naked witih your family" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (21 Mar 2018 @ 10:09:34 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

how drunk were u

[lament tapir]

My keyboard was stuck in Spanish

[vivid geyser]

LMAO

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4914] "Cain invented the duffle bag after be killed Abel" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (17 Jul 2020 @ 03:44:04 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

I hate that I have a spelling mistake in this one

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[blazing mulch]

U can edit the quote

[half canyon]

[#4666] "The unquotable quote is the most quotablest of the quotes being quoted" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 04:59:18 PM UTC)

[patent jackal]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

rank 69

[vivid geyser]

nice

[blazing mulch]

nice

[lament tapir]

Child

[vivid geyser]

we're not children it's funni

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4666

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[blazing mulch]

shut up

[lament tapir]

cute

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4718] "I think my roof’s leaking

Is it an underpayed game developer? -Xander" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (30 May 2020 @ 05:06:39 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4667] "> Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

Yeah well hecc telling me that’s just gonna give me more depression isn’t it? :think:" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 05:00:24 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4712] "> ya’LL shouLD slep! Even if it’s the middle of the day! Just everyone slep cuz slep important and life can wait even if for some reason you went to jail for it or ruined ur life- actually yeah no" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (28 May 2020 @ 03:27:26 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4642] "In reality, raining koalas could become a natural occurrence in 50,000 years" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (22 May 2020 @ 07:39:33 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

!xp

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4724] "Bee is the image of a child's penis really in ordinance with the rules" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (31 May 2020 @ 10:49:12 AM UTC)

[broken lily]

You have 166820 XP

[lament tapir]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 228120 XP

[blazing mulch]

what is the story behind that.....

[vivid geyser]

it was a genuine question

[lament tapir]

..

[vivid geyser]

becaue

bee posted an image of a child's penis

[lament tapir]

becaue

[blazing mulch]

what the hell

[lament tapir]

What-

The fuck-

[vivid geyser]

I don't remember the context for that but it was explicable

[lament tapir]

Like are you being serious?

[vivid geyser]

oh yah ı remember

it was the pissing statue from belgium

[lament tapir]

oh

ffs slama LOL

[vivid geyser]

.img manneken pis

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Bruxelles_Manneken_Pis.jpg

[blazing mulch]

wow

[vivid geyser]

this but it was a closeup

[blazing mulch]

why does it look like a pipe

[vivid geyser]

it's a bronze pee pee but you know

[blazing mulch]

perfectly cylindrical

[lament tapir]

because it is you dinkus

[icy socket]

.quote 2690

[half canyon]

[#2690] "Going down to borrow my friends rack" - Soy (09 Aug 2018 @ 06:11:52 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

because it's a pipe that water comes out of

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4834] "WOAH IT JIGGLES" - 🌺GD🌺 (13 Jun 2020 @ 02:42:14 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

yeah but it's unrealistic

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4835] "HAND IS HOLDING SIBLING" - 🌺GD🌺 (13 Jun 2020 @ 03:05:36 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

well I'm not the one who sculpted it get off my ass

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4835

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[icy socket]

I removed like 10 of mine

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#2286] "could be tired and have to poo, so you can't sleep because you might poo your pants in bed, but also can't poo because you might fall asleep on the toilet" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (08 Jun 2018 @ 05:27:15 PM UTC)

[icy socket]

Enjoy extra space

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4740] "arcane please tell me you took socks off" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (02 Jun 2020 @ 06:00:27 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4777] "I have my one true love here.. sobs how could ya'll ever think i'd abandon him for some random girl sobs harder" - 🌺GD🌺 (08 Jun 2020 @ 02:56:29 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

GD's been deleting her lame ones too

we're getting extra sapce

[blazing mulch]

I should delete all mine

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4667] "> Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

Yeah well hecc telling me that’s just gonna give me more depression isn’t it? :think:" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 05:00:24 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

I looked for my lame ones but there aren't any

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4889] "Welcome to sdv server
We got:
Geometry dash - GD
United Kingdom - UK
Texture packs - TP
Background - BG
Some gun - AK
and much much more" - 🌺GD🌺 (03 Jul 2020 @ 02:16:05 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3809] "i am porn" - 4Slice (26 Jul 2019 @ 01:29:30 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

LOL

[blazing mulch]

[vivid geyser]

.quote Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs

[half canyon]

[#4850] "I would give myself a hug then beat myself" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (15 Jun 2020 @ 11:01:10 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

awh

[vivid geyser]

this was in reference to meeting my past self I believe

[lament tapir]

[vivid geyser]

thank u for hug

[icy socket]

.quote 2314

[half canyon]

[#2314] "I just lactate and then ferment it" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (14 Jun 2018 @ 09:13:36 PM UTC)

[icy socket]

look

[vivid geyser]

how tf

[blazing mulch]

[vivid geyser]

I don't even remember this one

[lament tapir]

I choked on my toast

[blazing mulch]

slam how do u lactate

[vivid geyser]

Soy how did you remember that

is that off the top of your head

[icy socket]

I’m on uberpage

[vivid geyser]

ah I see

[lament tapir]

Probably remembered the timeframe and looked at the list- yeah

[vivid geyser]

that's a good one

[icy socket]

I just pull up the one with your name

[vivid geyser]

do I have any lame ones

I remember I had a really lame one but I can't find it I think you guys deleted it in a purge

[icy socket]

.quote 4914

[half canyon]

[#4914] "Cain invented the duffle bag after be killed Abel" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (17 Jul 2020 @ 03:44:04 PM UTC)

[icy socket]

this one I don’t get

[blazing mulch]

Cain invented the duffel bag after he killed abel

[lament tapir]

It requires the minds of a true slama fan to understand

dramatic sob

[vivid geyser]

probably made more sense in context but I like the idea of Cain inventing something to get rid of a body right after being the first human to commit homicide

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4777] "I have my one true love here.. sobs how could ya'll ever think i'd abandon him for some random girl sobs harder" - 🌺GD🌺 (08 Jun 2020 @ 02:56:29 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

YES soy you're a FAKE FAN

[blazing mulch]

gasp

[lament tapir]

FAKE

[icy socket]

.quote 3245

[half canyon]

[#3245] "Bee your butt is unusually tiny" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs™ (20 Jan 2019 @ 06:37:59 PM UTC)

[icy socket]

@devout aurora

[blazing mulch]

wow

[icy socket]

You gotta see it again

[vivid geyser]

how come I never find these really cool ones when quoting myself at random 😩

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4593] "I’m not a Cheeto! I’m Elliott’s hair!" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (15 May 2020 @ 03:07:40 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

Ffs

[icy socket]

4724 slama whut

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4593

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[vivid geyser]

4724?

.quote 4724

[half canyon]

[#4724] "Bee is the image of a child's penis really in ordinance with the rules" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (31 May 2020 @ 10:49:12 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

oh right

he had posted a close up of the manneken pis

the statue in belgium that pisses

[icy socket]

You only have one quote in 2019

[lament tapir]

That’s what we were discussing when you first joined the conversation

[vivid geyser]

I took a long break in 2019 I think

or I was just too sporadic

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4722] "Dude what the f- I just- I" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (31 May 2020 @ 10:35:37 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4722

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[icy socket]

Your oldest one

[vivid geyser]

it was around the time I joined a gaming clan that took up a lot of my daily time 😩

[icy socket]

.quote 2194

[half canyon]

[#2194] "so you're going to be not quiet to not be quiet" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (03 Jun 2018 @ 03:17:10 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

pretty old :o

what's your oldest soy

[icy socket]

Um

.quote 2489

[half canyon]

[#2489] "Crumb please give me that two inches" - Soy (21 Jul 2018 @ 08:30:20 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

LMAO

[icy socket]

His height

[vivid geyser]

tryin not to laugh too loud cause it's 5AM rn

[lament tapir]

And to think in 2022 this conversation right now will be old

[icy socket]

I have many quotes about crumb

[lament tapir]

Ffs sleep

[vivid geyser]

you're not my mum

remember how many times I told you to sleep and you never listened

[lament tapir]

shut

[icy socket]

feel free to nuke

[lament tapir]

why tf are two about me

[icy socket]

No clue

Awh

.quote 4816

[half canyon]

[#4816] "This, my dear friends, is the story of the online marriage between me, and my dear, dearest lover arcane" - 🌺GD🌺
:4801 (11 Jun 2020 @ 10:03:38 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4776

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[lament tapir]

Oh all 3 are about me

.quote remove 4774

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[icy socket]

Ok I’ll then delete that screenshot

GD is free now

[vivid geyser]

of what

I just got back from the kitcken

what did I imiss

[icy socket]

Of some quotes

[vivid geyser]

by whom....

[icy socket]

People

[vivid geyser]

I won't pry

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3084] "fatt fatt fart fuq" - CheesySteak (14 Nov 2018 @ 09:46:56 PM UTC)

[icy socket]

.quote 4825

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vivid geyser]

what

what was 4825 soy

[icy socket]

From gd

Mystery

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4679] "That I’ve never seen" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (25 May 2020 @ 11:24:25 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote remove 4679

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4718] "I think my roof’s leaking

Is it an underpayed game developer? -Xander" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (30 May 2020 @ 05:06:39 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

[#4777] "I have my one true love here.. sobs how could ya'll ever think i'd abandon him for some random girl sobs harder" - 🌺GD🌺 (08 Jun 2020 @ 02:56:29 AM UTC)

[icy socket]

.quote 4667

[half canyon]

[#4667] "> Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

Yeah well hecc telling me that’s just gonna give me more depression isn’t it? :think:" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 05:00:24 PM UTC)

[icy socket]

Awh

This feels intrusive

[lament tapir]

hand touch face

[icy socket]

[vivid geyser]

they do seem like very personal relics from the past

[unborn nest]

.quote Arphenion

[half canyon]

[#3588] "$reply ^ Thanks for the report will take be watching" - Arphenion (16 Jun 2019 @ 06:37:44 AM UTC)

[unborn nest]

fuck me

[lament tapir]

LOL

[vivid geyser]

no thanks

[unborn nest]

who quoted that in staff chat

[vivid geyser]

LMAO

[icy socket]

LEEK

[vivid geyser]

LEAKS

[icy socket]

🥬

[lament tapir]

Isn’t that lettuce

[vivid geyser]

it's ok arph I've gotten worse misspellings from bouncer

[icy socket]

.quote 2000

[half canyon]

[#2000] "nobody can one up yourself" - Fantastic! (16 May 2018 @ 08:09:01 AM UTC)

[icy socket]

.quote 2400

[vivid geyser]

wonder what 2020 is

[half canyon]

[#2400] "i love canned piss" - Arphenion (01 Jul 2018 @ 07:13:31 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote 2020

[half canyon]

[#2020] "ANYWAYS DANNY NO I DO NOT HAVE A FART KINK" - Magically Clueless (19 May 2018 @ 04:29:59 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

dope

both of these are dope

[lament tapir]

internet
hello

[vivid geyser]

hello!

[icy socket]

@unborn nest thats mailbox

[vivid geyser]

soy do you remember adventurer badges

[icy socket]

I do

[vivid geyser]

when am I getting one

[icy socket]

when I get one

[vivid geyser]

we'll wait in solidarity

[lament tapir]

oh it’s back

[unborn nest]

badges are never coming back

[icy socket]

.quote 3522

[half canyon]

[#3522] "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR1wR02V8sM" - Arphenion (24 May 2019 @ 05:59:16 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

[icy socket]

Explain yourself

[vivid geyser]

it's just a private video....

[lament tapir]

[unborn nest]

idk

[vivid geyser]

but what was video....

[icy socket]

.quote 1872

[half canyon]

[#1872] "OwO" - Arphenion (18 Apr 2018 @ 05:16:52 PM UTC)

[icy socket]

Amazing

[unborn nest]

its the geico infinity gauntlet commercial

[vivid geyser]

have we found THE lamest quote

[lament tapir]

the

[icy socket]

.quote 4362

[half canyon]

[#4362] "no u" - Crumbledore (27 Feb 2020 @ 09:03:05 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

wow both of these are really good contenders

[lament tapir]

wow

I think crumb wins

[vivid geyser]

it's a really close call but I agree

250k results for no u in the server

[lament tapir]

ew

What are we

[unborn nest]

to be fair the reply was when i had just woken up

[lament tapir]

People
Ew

[icy socket]

I’m

[vivid geyser]

no excuses

[icy socket]

Cringe

No

[lament tapir]

Yes

[icy socket]

Crying

[lament tapir]

oh

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#996] "im grateful for my nop bops" - Airy Chips (12 Dec 2017 @ 05:24:48 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[vivid geyser]

oldie

[half canyon]

Paper Rabies: Hypersensitivity to littering. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"

[vivid geyser]

you do have hypersensitivity to a bunch of things

makes sense

[lament tapir]

Paper rabies

[vivid geyser]

.fortune

[half canyon]

You know your apartment is small... when you can't know its position and velocity at the same time. you put your key in the lock and it breaks the window. you have to go outside to change your mind. you can vacuum the entire place using a single electrical outlet.

[icy socket]

.quote 4072

[half canyon]

[#4072] "don't touch my harem" - Crumbledore (03 Dec 2019 @ 03:06:15 AM UTC)

[icy socket]

He has the biggest harem here

[vivid geyser]

how many concubines

also what even is the fortune command

does it just say random shit

[icy socket]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Practice yourself what you preach. -- Titus Maccius Plautus

[vivid geyser]

I thought fortunes were supposed to be premonitions

.fortune

[half canyon]

When you're in command, command. -- Admiral Nimitz

[vivid geyser]

.fortune

[half canyon]

It is Fortune, not Wisdom, that rules man's life.

[icy socket]

how fittin

[vivid geyser]

ok self serving bitch

of course it says fortune is the ruler of everthing fucking egoistic prick

I now hate uber

.fortune

[lament tapir]

@blazing mulch

[half canyon]

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. -- Fred Allen

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

A man who turns green has eschewed protein.

[lament tapir]

Oh-

[vivid geyser]

tf does that even mean

.fortune

[half canyon]

Rule the Empire through force. -- Shogun Tokugawa

[vivid geyser]

.fortune

[half canyon]

A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.

[vivid geyser]

who said this, anita bryant?

reads first line oh

yeah you know what maybe a day without sunshine ain't all that bad

[lament tapir]

[vivid geyser]

tfw uberbot supports an anti gay rights activist

can we cancel uberbot

[lament tapir]

yes

[icy socket]

.quote 3328

[half canyon]

[#3328] "highest process's are 580 gb each for stardew/ and discord" - Jenna Mew#2940 (12 Mar 2019 @ 02:14:03 AM UTC)

[icy socket]

no

.quote 3228

[half canyon]

[#3228] "in my uni people wash their mate in the sink and it drives me up the wall" - 🌻Ria 🌻 (14 Jan 2019 @ 09:11:19 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Greece's national anthem has 158 verses.

[vivid geyser]

overcompensating

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

[vivid geyser]

wtf are you supposed to do then

[lament tapir]

I get burping but sneezing..?

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.

[vivid geyser]

jeez

[lament tapir]

..

[icy socket]

[vivid geyser]

well thanks for tanking the mood uber

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

[icy socket]

TF

[vivid geyser]

each

[icy socket]

What

[vivid geyser]

each american

[icy socket]

NOT EACH

what are they? Lawn mower?

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.

[vivid geyser]

ok

.fact

[half canyon]

The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

[vivid geyser]

it's to make people lose track of time

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

Butterflies range in size from a tiny 1/8 inch to a huge almost 12 inches.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some people say that when the black bands on the Woolybear caterpillar are wide, a cold winter is coming.

[icy socket]

But you have your own watch

[vivid geyser]

why do I care about what some people say

I mean I guess that's technically a fact

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.

[vivid geyser]

bue people also say the world is flat

[lament tapir]

Don’t we all know that

[icy socket]

LOL

.fact

[half canyon]

When sharks take a bite, their eyes roll back and their teeth jut out.

[lament tapir]

Bad timing

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, “Red Vineyard at Arles”.

[icy socket]

[vivid geyser]

to a friend of a friend iirc

[lament tapir]

I swear I’m not a flat earther

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2950] "vomit on me bee" - headless (02 Oct 2018 @ 10:35:13 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

[lament tapir]

Ok

[vivid geyser]

I find that very hard to believe

[blazing mulch]

.bird

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/birds/d3953daed83315ecfd7e2d780c58c680961e8e65.jpg

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The penguin is the only bird that can swim but can't fly.

[vivid geyser]

is that real

[lament tapir]

We aren’t 3 uber

[vivid geyser]

can chickens not swim

[blazing mulch]

.bird

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/birds/c3709fc2e3c3b7092bc03c28cb9dbc03a186ee5e.jpg

[icy socket]

.fcat

[vivid geyser]

.g can chickens swim

[half canyon]

https://www.thehappychickencoop.com/can-chickens-swim/

[icy socket]

sobs

.fact

[half canyon]

An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.

[lament tapir]

Just because chickens aren't built to swim doesn't mean they can't try! Chickens can paddle quite well without webbed feet, but obviously the strokes are not as powerful as a ducks, so forward momentum is slower. So it appears that chickens do have an innate ability to swim.

[vivid geyser]

alright so that fact was just wrong

[icy socket]

Paddling isn’t swimming

[vivid geyser]

now I doubt the legitimacy of all the other ones

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The first McDonald's restaurant in Canada was in Richmond, British Columbia.

[icy socket]

Ducks can dive but is that swimming

[vivid geyser]

ducks can fly

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

Astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.

[vivid geyser]

fake news

.fact

[half canyon]

There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.

[icy socket]

Up your alley

[vivid geyser]

only like 4 are played

[lament tapir]

Hey at least that’s true

[vivid geyser]

tfw slow mode in the spam chat

.fact

[half canyon]

Insects outnumber humans 100,000,000 to one.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.

[vivid geyser]

yeah no shit it's a huge sub group of animals

man the more I listen to uberbot the more I hate it

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

[vivid geyser]

I'm addicted to this shit though

.fact

[half canyon]

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

[lament tapir]

That’s a terrible fact

[vivid geyser]

also inaccurate

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

[lament tapir]

I’m sure some people would actually do it??

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The placement of a donkey's eyes in it’s' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

[vivid geyser]

this one has a spelling mistake

wtf

[lament tapir]

it’s’

[vivid geyser]

yeah I'm just not believing any of these facts anymore

.facts

[lament tapir]

heads

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average American works 24,000 hours in their lifetime just to pay their taxes

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[icy socket]

I believe

[half canyon]

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

[lament tapir]

It’s all about America

[icy socket]

.facf

[lament tapir]

facf

[icy socket]

Gd

[vivid geyser]

what if they're bald what then

[icy socket]

TvT

[hearty wagon]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

"I" is the most spoken word in the English language

[vivid geyser]

this is correct

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Morgan's Sphinx Moth from Madagascar has a proboscis (tube mouth) that is 12 to 14 inches long to get the nectar from the bottom of a 12 inch deep orchid discovered by Charles Darwin.

[vivid geyser]

in this server I is the most used word

[icy socket]

Jesus Christ

[lament tapir]

What the

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

More people are afraid of spiders than death. Amazingly, few people are afraid of Champagne corks even though you are more likely to be killed by one than by a spider.

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[icy socket]

.facf

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

[icy socket]

Sobs

[vivid geyser]

I doubt the legitimacy of whatever survey reached that conclusion

[icy socket]

.fact

[undone spruce]

facf

[half canyon]

For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.

[lament tapir]

mhm

[vivid geyser]

.fact

[half canyon]

Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.

[icy socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.

[undone spruce]

.quote