#governors-mansion
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!alex
!haley
.figlet brr
.fact
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
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[#35] "oni avatar onitar" - Lewis ()
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[#1598] "I LIKE TO BREAD" - sleepyrice (03 Mar 2018 @ 01:28:23 AM UTC)
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[#4017] "I had a blossom doll then I got lice and my mom threw it away" - Lowlins (04 Nov 2019 @ 01:25:51 PM UTC)
.quote 2020
[#2020] "ANYWAYS DANNY NO I DO NOT HAVE A FART KINK" - Magically Clueless (19 May 2018 @ 04:29:59 AM UTC)
there we go
!lvl
.fact
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.
.fact
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
.fact
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
!help
List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp
View this message: !help
!lvl
!lvl
!ranks
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
!lvl
makes sense
!lvl
I, for one, welcome our new lvl 0 overlords
@timid vapor: try testing with skill checks and version 1.0.4 again (8h ago)
!lvl
!lvl
!list
abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
!lvl
!fixanything
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

lmao
!lvl
!lvl
.quote
[#2247] "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/174238492937814016/454009947148124160/unknown.png" - Zaph (06 Jun 2018 @ 07:54:06 PM UTC)
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[#4588] ".quote add "the only thing better than a cable... is two cables"" - Thinkfast (14 May 2020 @ 12:50:56 PM UTC)
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[#3140] "jk i lov crumble but don't tell him" - Magically Clueless (09 Dec 2018 @ 11:16:43 AM UTC)
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[#1058] "farts a stream of BELIEVE IT" - Magically Clueless (18 Dec 2017 @ 06:04:40 AM UTC)
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[#4194] "Its only murder if the person dosen't consent to being killed" - Paps211 (23 Jan 2020 @ 11:17:22 PM UTC)
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[#1870] "I don't like video games" - BattleShout (18 Apr 2018 @ 12:50:37 PM UTC)
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[#322] "A child for breakfast and 1 for lunch 2 for di ner tho" - iris (16 Dec 2016 @ 08:47:05 PM UTC)
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[#3826] "cuz I’m already too dummy thicc I don’t need my last name clappin its cheeks either" - primordialclamchowder (01 Aug 2019 @ 04:28:11 PM UTC)
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[#2806] "its briteny buthc" - VeryGoodDog (30 Aug 2018 @ 09:02:21 PM UTC)
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[#3627] "NUT NERVES" - astro (27 Jun 2019 @ 06:01:47 PM UTC)
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[#4510] "hehe jad said peepee 😂 😂 😂😂 😂 😂 😂" - tittysprinkles (05 May 2020 @ 02:18:14 AM UTC)
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[#2785] "NO FUCK YOU" - Bee (27 Aug 2018 @ 04:42:27 AM UTC)
[#4746] "i can flex my big chonky bod" - NextXander (03 Jun 2020 @ 02:33:03 PM UTC)
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[#1612] "i'm a naked man with many secrets" - toe (04 Mar 2018 @ 10:05:24 PM UTC)
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[#4119] "Pls don't banjo, he's a nice guy, I don't want him banned" - Paranoic (07 Jan 2020 @ 09:50:21 PM UTC)
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[#794] "I'm like 61" - BattleShout (31 Oct 2017 @ 03:32:10 PM UTC)
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[#1001] "I watched twilight and I quit being a vampire out of sheer shame" - Webxro (12 Dec 2017 @ 03:58:26 PM UTC)
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[#3473] "hnng colonel.. the ass snores from my butt keep alerting the guards and thus rendering me unable to get to the golden butt" - Andrew (11 May 2019 @ 07:29:06 AM UTC)
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[#1848] "i'm the fister" - toe (16 Apr 2018 @ 03:04:40 PM UTC)
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[#3102] "im allergic to ur tit, yeah cheese" - feeblebeeble (26 Nov 2018 @ 12:31:14 AM UTC)
[#794] "I'm like 61" - BattleShout (31 Oct 2017 @ 03:32:10 PM UTC)
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[#4013] "users arent to replace search engines" - Arutha (30 Oct 2019 @ 06:49:51 PM UTC)
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[#2807] "eat some and go blow hard on your hubby" - Hitori(Iz) (30 Aug 2018 @ 11:06:21 PM UTC)
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[#969] "I saw boob and am now instantly interested." - FanDidlyTastic (09 Dec 2017 @ 06:06:05 AM UTC)
for fuck sake
.fact
Maine is the only state (in USA) whose name is just one syllable.
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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
1/10 of a calorie. Heck yea
.fact
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.
.fact
The people of Israel consume more turkeys per capita than any other country.
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[#2664] "People eat ass all the time" - Jar™ (04 Aug 2018 @ 07:12:21 PM UTC)
!lvl
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!lvl Arcane#9967
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!lb
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46 levels wtf
.img dirtgirl
!lvl
remind me in 10 minutes to flip nuggs
But of course, dear Frozenmagicaster (#1619546)
<3
@midnight current: flip nuggs (10m ago)
remind me in 6 minutes they are done
il bash ye fookin ead in Frozenmagicaster i sware on me mum. but ok just this once mate (#1619573)

oof
arph I thought you only had sassy ub3r on
remind me to ask how to turn off a timer in 10 hours
Will do, Neon Ghost (#1619576)
thx
@midnight current: are done (6m ago)
!lvl
.img
Usage: img searchquery
.img searchquery
ok then
!lvl
.IMG beautiful eyes
.img die
.img help
!lvl
!lvl
Are you flexing lol
no
GD still beat him
for now
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
I'm coming for you bg...

!lvl
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!lvl
so close
rip
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!lb
!lvl
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!lvl
We did it
nice
ranks get tighter the higher the levels
that's my goal
!lvl
!ranks
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
!xp
You have 300 XP
!xp
You have 75040 XP
About 75000 xp for rancher
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
remind me in 20 minutes to turn eb bacck on
Will do, Frozenmagicaster (#1620385)
@midnight current: turn eb bacck on (20m ago)
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl

@small wigeon: ask how to turn off a timer (10h ago)
!lvl
lvl!
The ! Before, not after
u can only do it here
!lvl
and !xp for xp
cool
!lvl
!xp
You have 26910 XP
!xp
You have 137180 XP
!list
abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
!lvl
Almost 200
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!lvl
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!xp
You have 890 XP
!leah
!emily
!haley
!lvl
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!lb
!lvl
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!penny
!lvl
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!shane
!me
oh same
!linus
!haley
!sebastian
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.fortune
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
.fortune
Law of Continuity: Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
.fortune
In space, no one can hear you fart.
.fortune
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
.fact
Your skull is made up of 29 different bones.
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[#1832] "one day leah is gonna go rogue and start spamming nsfw images" - Airy Chips (14 Apr 2018 @ 06:07:38 PM UTC)
one day...
.fact
Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.
.fact
A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.
.fact
The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
.img straw with flavour in them
yes these
!lvl
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!sve
Stardew Valley Expanded (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3753) is a mod which adds a lot of new content and areas to the game. It has many dependencies, so be sure to follow the install guide which is on the github wiki along with FAQs and troubleshooting steps for common issues: https://github.com/FlashShifter/StardewValleyExpanded/wiki
.8ball do I play r6'
Ehhh, mmmm... yeah okay
You rolled ... 3
You rolled ... 17
.roll 20
You rolled ... 4
You rolled ... 20
Hmmm...good question ;)
Don't count on it
!lvl
.quote #4883
[#4883] "but we have gun, cats don't realize with have a mechanical advantage." - ARrowKNee (29 Jun 2020 @ 11:48:29 PM UTC)
.quote #4882
[#4882] "AITA for sending somebody so many waluigi pics they file a restraining order?" - droo (29 Jun 2020 @ 03:50:35 PM UTC)
!lvl
.quote 1832
[#1832] "one day leah is gonna go rogue and start spamming nsfw images" - Airy Chips (14 Apr 2018 @ 06:07:38 PM UTC)
hehe
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!lvl Arcane#9967
ohno
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.img grape
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Remind me in 9 hours to link cockatiel chickens
grumbles yeah yeah fine LenneDalben can do. (#1622392)
Remind me in 10 hours to add space's thing in the letters
NO. FUCK YOU. NOT GON-- screw it. Consider it done, LenneDalben. (#1622402)
!lvl
!lvl
I love the answers uber gives you when you set a timer.
!lvl
remember when people didn't talk for more than 2 and a half hours a day
Yo uber remind me in 36 hours to do my exam
alllllllllrighty then, Yaramy (#1622526)
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gd is hacking
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remind me to remind BG to check the AC in 30 minutes
I'd rather boot myself on an unprotected windows XP install than deal with you but we can't all have what we want, can we? (#1622877)
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.w
Partly Cloudy, 60F (16C) (289.15K) | High: 67F (19C) | Low: 57F (14C) | Humidity: 81% | Wind: N @ 2.41mph (3.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Solana Beach (CA, United States))
!lvl
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smh
!lvl
@oak iris: remind BG to check the AC (30m ago)
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curses asmr got the better of me
!list
abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
!modgroups
See this link for how to load different mod groups: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Getting_Started#Can_I_have_different_mod_groups.3F.
Do you want to play Stardew Valley with mods? This guide is for you!
!smapi
SMAPI (https://smapi.io/) is the mod loader for Stardew Valley. It loads mods into the game, provides APIs for mods to use, intercepts errors, and backs up your save files automatically.
!lvl
remind me in 12 hours to fraw
lmao that's what you need a reminder for? yeah ok (#1623084)
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!abigail
!morris
!alex
I can't believe you've done this.
!pathos
!lvl
!badges
!lvl
!ellinut
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@timid vapor: link cockatiel chickens (9h ago)
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:'>
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.fact
The "pound" key on your keyboard () is called an octotroph.
.quote
[#4359] "You're weirder than i expected
" - dhemas (27 Feb 2020 @ 08:00:00 AM UTC)
.fortune
ASCII: The control code for all beginning programmers and those who would become computer literate. Etymologically, the term has come down as a contraction of the often-repeated phrase "ascii and you shall receive." -- Robb Russon
.fortune
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
@timid vapor: add space's thing in the letters (10h ago)
!lvl
dammit
yeap, as slow as ever :P
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remind me in 1 minute to send a message
remind me in 1 minute to send a message
for a moment there I was gonna say no, absolutely not. but Sunlit Cakewalker🌹? yeah, yeah i will. (#1623677)
@shell adder: send a message (1m ago)
if I track that for you but you're not around to read it...does it even matter if I send it? (#1623680)
@shell adder: send a message (1m ago)
I'm a stop
.userinfo @surreal lagoon
UserInfo for tittysprinkles#8018 aka willow: ID: 298281836075810816 | Created: 03 Apr 2017 02:25:31 AM UTC | Joined: 01 Jul 2017 06:49:17 PM UTC | Join position: 8 | word on the street: who?
damb no image sorry willow
!lvl
.userinfo @shell adder
UserInfo for Sunlit Cakewalker🌹#3105 aka Cakewalker Hates Fishing: ID: 483352960890437653 | Created: 26 Aug 2018 07:12:06 PM UTC | Joined: 12 Apr 2019 12:35:58 AM UTC | Join position: 41 | word on the street: error 404: witty remark not found
.fortune
FORTRAN is the language of Powerful Computers. -- Steven Feiner
!lvl
!lvl
!lvl
I swear my rank is going backwards these days. 😓
!lvl
!lvl
damn how am i still only lvl 2 😭
be: reread a big ship at the edge of the Galaxy (30d ago) [Requested by the other]
ub3r-b0t are you okay
Ehhh, mmmm... yeah okay
ah, okay
!lvl
@royal rivet: reread a big ship at the edge of the Galaxy (30d ago)
!lvl
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@fiery fossil: fraw (12h ago)
!penny
!level
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ooh 5 more
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.fact
Paper was invented early in the second century by Chinese eunuch.
!lvl
.fact
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
.fact
An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
.fact
The mother of Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees" invented whiteout.
.fact
The first streetlights in America were installed in Philadelphia around 1757.
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A snail can sleep for 3 years.
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A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.
Lmao
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!lvl Arcane#9967
!lvl
!userinfo
!lvl
!lvl
!info
!lvl
Slander and lies
!info
.userinfo
I've been bamboozled
is the command
UserInfo for Tyrah#9584 aka 🌋BG💥: ID: 593261269985918987 | Created: 26 Jun 2019 02:08:29 AM UTC | Joined: 02 May 2020 01:11:31 AM UTC | Join position: 192 | word on the street: requires water to surive. weak
!userinfo
Hmmm...
IM SO SORRY NECRO
I'm gonna have to do maths hold on

!userinfo
.userinfo @NecroGasmic#8591
User not found. Try a direct mention.
!userinfo @neon matrix
there you go
I know
However I had an old account I lost and I thought I originally came here before on that account I was going to add both times
I guess I never did
ah i see
Thank you though
!lvl
remind me in 10 minutes to flip nugs
You bet, Frozenmagicaster (#1625301)
Gl
@midnight current: flip nugs (10m ago)
for a moment there I was gonna say no, absolutely not. but Frozenmagicaster? yeah, yeah i will. (#1625318)
!lvl
Chickie nuggies
@midnight current: done (7m ago)
🤤
!lvl


!lvl
wow GD
.fact
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
.fact
Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
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Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.
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At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.
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There is a city called Rome on every continent.
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Jim Morrison, of the 60's rock group The Doors, was the first rock star to be arrested on stage.
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One in every 9000 people is an albino.
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315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
.fact
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
.img grape
.img burger

Remind me in 10 hours to add the comment to Farm Extended
oh LenneDalben you sweet summer child. trusting me with such a task? all right ;) (#1625410)
The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour.
Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
.fact
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments
.fact
Montpelier, Vermont is the only state capital without a McDonalds.
.fact
A snail can sleep for three years.
.img windmill
.img Christmas tree

!lvl
!lvl
i see rho
!lvl
.fact
Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
.fact
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
.fact
Greece's national anthem has 158 verses.
.fact
In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
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Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world.
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Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
.fact
Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
!lvl
.fact
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
!lvl
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/purge 2
nice
!lb
yo uber remind me in 69420 seconds to nice
for a moment there I was gonna say no, absolutely not. but Yaramy? yeah, yeah i will. (#1625719)
!lvl
bg is catching up to me oh no
!lvl
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Bg you Just checked-

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.img Ice Age: Collision Course shangri
.img Ice Age: Collision Course
.img Ice Age: Collision Course lama
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.quote #355497
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
Yyup
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.fact
Relative to size, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
.fact
Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards.
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.fact
The volume of the earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.
.fortune
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. -- A. Einstein.
!lvl
3 levels left.
You can do it!!

@timid vapor: add the comment to Farm Extended (10h ago)
Remind me in 9 hours 40 minutes to ad server with thinking pichu to ‘the list™️’
you know what rhymes with assbutt? Frozenmagicaster. Frozenmagicaster does. but fine i'll remind you anyway... (#1626444)

!lvl
Remind me in 17 hours to make noodle soup
Ugh I suppose, 🌺GD🌺 (#1626469)
it’s just noodle soup Uber 
!lvl
Remind me in 2 hours to stop the bleeding
grumbles, mutters some vulgarities about humans...Nae in particular... fiiiine. (#1626483)
.fact
John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
!lvl
!xp
You have 29410 XP
!xp
You have 29410 XP
Brain is smol 
.fact
More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).
.fact
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day
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@blissful comet: stop the bleeding (2h ago)
!lvl
@bitter void: do your exam (36h ago)
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ooh close


