#governors-mansion

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!lvl Yaramy

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yaramy has 2 more lvls if he doesnt sleep i cant win

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xander vas a perdir, lo siento
(xander youre gonna lose, sorry)

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^

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dont talk to me in here, you cant get xp here smh

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.wolfram time on Venezuela

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1:52:16 am UTC-04 | Wednesday, June 24, 2020

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.wolfram us timezones

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UTC - 10 | UTC - 9 | UTC - 8 | UTC - 7 | UTC - 6 | UTC - 5

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.choose rock, paper, scissors

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scissors

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.choose rock, paper, scissors

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scissors

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okay its a tie

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.choose r, p, s

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HA

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yaramy won :(

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but i just said if yaramy lost he gave me levels, i didn't say anything about if he wins :p

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makes sense lol

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yaramy you passed a different person

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yo uber remind me in 1 hour to defeat Xander

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My head hurts, congrats Xander u win

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Unless...

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i win the mental war it seems GWpingKanyeLUL

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@bitter void: defeat Xander (1h ago)

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WELP

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At this point

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I think I have to concede

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Oh no. They are at it againSDVwizardXD

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Remind me in 20 minutes to get sorbet

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For the lovely 🌺GD🌺? Why most certainly. (#1606648)

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Can you bring me a sorbet too?

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Remind me in 6 hours to acknowledge gd as the superior no lifer

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I'll have you know Arcane I am SO MUCH MORE than just a reminder bot. but fine. (#1606650)

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Oh. Spicy.

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@lament tapir: get sorbet (20m ago)

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@woven oriole: talk in the server and to stop being sad (24h ago)

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Im not sad anymore

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Finally beat arcane.

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now can you keep it? lol

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I hope so aha

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[#4341] "Maybe we should feed a Jumino a coffee." - @green glen (21 Feb 2020 @ 01:28:19 AM UTC)

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[#1697] "gibberish is better than no ish" - pineapotato (19 Mar 2018 @ 12:09:32 PM UTC)

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[#3607] "celebration anus" - Andrew (22 Jun 2019 @ 06:44:27 PM UTC)

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me when i see these sodas smh

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The pimple pop soda just got me upset

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@fiery fossil: acknowledge gd as the superior no lifer (6h ago)

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[#3263] "shoving it up my ass is a direct deposit tho" - feeblebeeble (24 Jan 2019 @ 04:45:12 PM UTC)

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.img Your mom

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Finally

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Rain and Humid, 75F (24C) (297.15K) / feels like 77F (25C) (298.15K) | High: 87F (30C) | Low: 71F (22C) | Humidity: 94% | Wind: N @ 2.76mph (4.4km/h) | 34% chance of rain (Bogor (West Java, Indonesia))

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[#1247] "psy is a good friend of mine" - Arphenion (21 Jan 2018 @ 07:14:32 AM UTC)

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.fact 1

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The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

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“Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

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Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.

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[#2838] "ok well im inhaling ur fart squittle" - squishface (08 Sep 2018 @ 06:33:11 AM UTC)

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Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.

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Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats.

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Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

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"You" is the second most spoken English word

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Clear, 83F (28C) (301.15K) | High: 85F (30C) | Low: 74F (23C) | Humidity: 37% | Wind: N @ 11.36mph (18.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (New York (NY, United States))

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[#2171] "you gotta peepee on the tree" - SnailFever (01 Jun 2018 @ 04:23:14 AM UTC)

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”Judge Judy” has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.

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750ml of blood pumps through your brain every minute which is 15-20% of blood flow from the heart.

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John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

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55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.

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[#4873] "god dont you just hate parents that are like "Are you friends with any girls" and you're just like

I'm gay" - Hori (25 Jun 2020 @ 12:44:18 AM UTC)

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[#1229] "A BabbyShout is on the way" - BattleShout (18 Jan 2018 @ 05:09:51 AM UTC)

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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)

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[#4680] "if you quote me you gay" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:25:22 AM UTC)

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[#4700] "one day far enough in the future we will be able to rickroll aliens" - NextXander (27 May 2020 @ 09:13:23 AM UTC)

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[#4686] ".pee should be a command" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:49:28 PM UTC)

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[#4623] "a fartissimo" - NextXander (20 May 2020 @ 08:56:24 PM UTC)

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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)

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[#4746] "i can flex my big chonky bod" - NextXander (03 Jun 2020 @ 02:33:03 PM UTC)

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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)

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[#4746] "i can flex my big chonky bod" - NextXander (03 Jun 2020 @ 02:33:03 PM UTC)

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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)

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[#4623] "a fartissimo" - NextXander (20 May 2020 @ 08:56:24 PM UTC)

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[#4680] "if you quote me you gay" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:25:22 AM UTC)

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[#4746] "i can flex my big chonky bod" - NextXander (03 Jun 2020 @ 02:33:03 PM UTC)

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[#417] "by doing it" - Anzuchang (17 Jan 2017 @ 01:55:30 AM UTC)

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[#3774] "Stop putting corpses in my house. They make rly shitty balloons" - feeblebeeble (16 Jul 2019 @ 04:26:10 PM UTC)

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[#3084] "fatt fatt fart fuq" - CheesySteak (14 Nov 2018 @ 09:46:56 PM UTC)

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[#1564] "yeah i have heart worms now" - sleepyrice (23 Feb 2018 @ 08:35:30 PM UTC)

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[#2376] "I always sing with the bee butt" - SirLeedle (26 Jun 2018 @ 12:01:44 PM UTC)

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New quote added by 🌺GD🌺 as #4875

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[#4875] "drunk texting is only slightly better than drunk texting with bees" - Hori#6100 (25 Jun 2020 @ 07:10:33 AM UTC)

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[#4740] "arcane please tell me you took socks off" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (02 Jun 2020 @ 06:00:27 PM UTC)

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[#845] "I want some dick rn???" - Arphenion (12 Nov 2017 @ 07:12:21 PM UTC)

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[#4584] ".fevery" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (14 May 2020 @ 06:31:12 AM UTC)

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[#4583] ".factical" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (14 May 2020 @ 06:26:38 AM UTC)

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[#4727] "Why do people quote random things I say" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (01 Jun 2020 @ 01:56:19 AM UTC)

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What is involved in such [close] relationships is a form of emotional chemistry, so far unexplained by any school of psychiatry I am aware of, that conditions nothing so simple as a choice between the poles of attraction and repulsion. You can meet some people thirty, forty times down the years, and they remain amiable bystanders, like the shore lights of towns that a sailor passes at stated times but never calls at on the regular run. Conversely, all considerations of sex aside, you can meet some other people once or twice and they remain permanent influences on your life. Everyone is aware of this discrepancy between the acquaintance seen as familiar wallpaper or instant friend. The chemical action it entails is less worth analyzing than enjoying. At any rate, these six pieces are about men with whom I felt an immediate sympat - to use a coining of Max Beerbohm's more satisfactory to me than the opaque vogue word "empathy". -- Alistair Cooke, "Six Men"

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[#4593] "I’m not a Cheeto! I’m Elliott’s hair!" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (15 May 2020 @ 03:07:40 PM UTC)

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[#4835] "HAND IS HOLDING SIBLING" - 🌺GD🌺 (13 Jun 2020 @ 03:05:36 PM UTC)

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[#4856] "Smh head head heD shake shake gjah" - 🌺GD🌺 (19 Jun 2020 @ 07:43:08 PM UTC)