#governors-mansion
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!lvl Yaramy
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yaramy has 2 more lvls if he doesnt sleep i cant win
xander vas a perdir, lo siento
(xander youre gonna lose, sorry)
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dont talk to me in here, you cant get xp here smh
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huh
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yaramy won :(
but i just said if yaramy lost he gave me levels, i didn't say anything about if he wins :p

makes sense lol
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yaramy you passed a different person
neat
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yo uber remind me in 1 hour to defeat Xander
yep sure sure np (#1606525)
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@bitter void: defeat Xander (1h ago)
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@cursive forum is this
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smh spammers
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Fuck
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good
300 how cute
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Remind me in 20 minutes to get sorbet
For the lovely 🌺GD🌺? Why most certainly. (#1606648)
Can you bring me a sorbet too?
Remind me in 6 hours to acknowledge gd as the superior no lifer
I'll have you know Arcane I am SO MUCH MORE than just a reminder bot. but fine. (#1606650)
Oh. Spicy.
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@lament tapir: get sorbet (20m ago)
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oh well that was sad
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oh nice, been gaining lot of levels lately
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@woven oriole: talk in the server and to stop being sad (24h ago)
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ooh 10 more
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now can you keep it? lol
I hope so aha
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[#4341] "Maybe we should feed a Jumino a coffee." - @green glen (21 Feb 2020 @ 01:28:19 AM UTC)
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[#1697] "gibberish is better than no ish" - pineapotato (19 Mar 2018 @ 12:09:32 PM UTC)
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[#3607] "celebration anus" - Andrew (22 Jun 2019 @ 06:44:27 PM UTC)
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Uhhhhhj I'm done
why
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Bruuuuh
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.IMG chicken soda
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Nerd
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In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
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no not that
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@fiery fossil: acknowledge gd as the superior no lifer (6h ago)
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[#3263] "shoving it up my ass is a direct deposit tho" - feeblebeeble (24 Jan 2019 @ 04:45:12 PM UTC)
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[#1247] "psy is a good friend of mine" - Arphenion (21 Jan 2018 @ 07:14:32 AM UTC)
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The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
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“Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
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Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
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[#2838] "ok well im inhaling ur fart squittle" - squishface (08 Sep 2018 @ 06:33:11 AM UTC)
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Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
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More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
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A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.
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In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
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Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
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You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
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You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
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Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats.
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"You" is the second most spoken English word
You know, I think that's true
@zenith kite: You need to check your level status (48h ago)
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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
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Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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[#2171] "you gotta peepee on the tree" - SnailFever (01 Jun 2018 @ 04:23:14 AM UTC)
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Almonds are a member of the peach family.
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In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
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A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
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11% of the world is left-handed.
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There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
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On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
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Sailfish can leap out of the water and into the air at a speed of 50 miles (81 km) per hour.
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John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.
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Cats have over 100 vocal sounds; dogs only have 10.
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Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.
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A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
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Russians generally answer the phone by saying, "I'm listening".
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There are about a million ants per person. Ants are very social animals and will live in colonies that can contain almost 500,000 ants.
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Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.
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Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.
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98% of Japanese are cremated.
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In Raiders of the Lost Ark there is a wall carving of R2-D2 and C-3P0 behind the ark
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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
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India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.
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In Japan, watermelons are squared. It's easier to stack them that way.
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”Judge Judy” has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
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750ml of blood pumps through your brain every minute which is 15-20% of blood flow from the heart.
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Cats’ urine glows under a black light.
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Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.
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During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, “Red Vineyard at Arles”.
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Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour.
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
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Hannibal had only one eye after getting a disease while attacking Rome.
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John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
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The Philippines has about 7,100 islands, of which only about 460 are more than 1 square mile in area.
You just use .fact for facts, right?
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yes my son found some of them funny so we are looking at them together
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
ah, okay then. Have a good day or night!
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55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
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The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
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No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
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Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 years old when he discovered the law of universal gravitation.
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Greece's national anthem has 158 verses.
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In every episode of “Seinfeld” there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
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Elephants have the longest pregnancy in the animal kingdom at 22 months. The longest human pregnancy on record is 17 months, 11 days.
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Butterflies can see red, green, and yellow.
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If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
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There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building.
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The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
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Gary, Indiana is the murder capital of the U.S. - probably the world.
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year.
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Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.
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The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
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In golf, a ‘Bo Derek’ is a score of 10.
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Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
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By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
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There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
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Proportional to their size, cats have the largest eyes of all mammals.
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The top butterfly flight speed is 12 miles per hour. Some moths can fly 25 miles per hour!
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Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.
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The largest NFL stadium is the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan.
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Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”).
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There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, silver and month.
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In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
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Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
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The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
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Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
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The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
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Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
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Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
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Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour.
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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One in ten people live on an island.
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The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
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0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.
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The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.
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Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day
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In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
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Greece's national anthem has 158 verses.
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India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
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40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
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Until 1997, there were more pigs than people in Denmark.
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.
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Starfish have no brains.
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When sharks take a bite, their eyes roll back and their teeth jut out.
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Arizona was the last of the 48 adjoining continental states to enter the Union.
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While in Alcatraz, Al Capone was inmate 85.
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
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The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was Candace Bergen.
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Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
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On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building.
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The catfish has the most taste buds of all animals, having over 27,000 of them.
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One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is.
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Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
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Spain leads the world in cork production
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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Your brain consumes 25 watts of power while you’re awake. This amount of energy is enough to illuminate a lightbulb.
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On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
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In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting advertising space on his cows.
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Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
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In Quebec, there is an old law that states margarine must be a different color than butter.
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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One in ten people live on an island.
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In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.
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There was once an undersea post office in the Bahamas.
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The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.
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No matter where you stand in Michigan, you are never more than 85 miles from a Great Lake.
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"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
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There are about a million ants per person. Ants are very social animals and will live in colonies that can contain almost 500,000 ants.
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Libraries.
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All polar bears are left-handed.
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It takes the stomach an hour to break down cows’ milk.
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”Judge Judy” has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
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Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.
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More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.
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The Automated Teller Machine (ATM) was introduced in England in 1965.
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The U.S. city with the highest rate of lightning strikes per capita is Clearwater, Florida.
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Residents of Houston, Texas lead the U.S. in eating out - approximately 4.6 times per week.
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Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.
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Buckingham Palace has 602 rooms.
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The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."
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$283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.
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[#4873] "god dont you just hate parents that are like "Are you friends with any girls" and you're just like
I'm gay" - Hori (25 Jun 2020 @ 12:44:18 AM UTC)
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Curses
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[#1229] "A BabbyShout is on the way" - BattleShout (18 Jan 2018 @ 05:09:51 AM UTC)
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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)
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[#4680] "if you quote me you gay" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:25:22 AM UTC)
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[#4700] "one day far enough in the future we will be able to rickroll aliens" - NextXander (27 May 2020 @ 09:13:23 AM UTC)
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[#4686] ".pee should be a command" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:49:28 PM UTC)
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[#4623] "a fartissimo" - NextXander (20 May 2020 @ 08:56:24 PM UTC)
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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)
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[#4746] "i can flex my big chonky bod" - NextXander (03 Jun 2020 @ 02:33:03 PM UTC)
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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)
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[#4746] "i can flex my big chonky bod" - NextXander (03 Jun 2020 @ 02:33:03 PM UTC)
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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)
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[#4623] "a fartissimo" - NextXander (20 May 2020 @ 08:56:24 PM UTC)
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[#4680] "if you quote me you gay" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:25:22 AM UTC)
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[#4746] "i can flex my big chonky bod" - NextXander (03 Jun 2020 @ 02:33:03 PM UTC)
The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896.
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Barbie's full name is "Babara Millicent Roberts."
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The Simpsons is the longest running animated series on TV.
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Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
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Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
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The shortest British monarch was Charles I, who was 4 feet 9 inches.
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
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sweet victory
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Remind me in 19 hours to test the farmhouse upgrade check!
yep sure sure np (#1608728)
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he just !lvl'ed-
Bruh
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It got to the point where I had to get a haircut or both feet firmly planted in the air.
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[#417] "by doing it" - Anzuchang (17 Jan 2017 @ 01:55:30 AM UTC)
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[#3774] "Stop putting corpses in my house. They make rly shitty balloons" - feeblebeeble (16 Jul 2019 @ 04:26:10 PM UTC)
... I have 2 questions
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[#3084] "fatt fatt fart fuq" - CheesySteak (14 Nov 2018 @ 09:46:56 PM UTC)
@cursive forum: your brother's birthday (3d ago)
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After what, 3-4 months?
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[#1564] "yeah i have heart worms now" - sleepyrice (23 Feb 2018 @ 08:35:30 PM UTC)
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[#2376] "I always sing with the bee butt" - SirLeedle (26 Jun 2018 @ 12:01:44 PM UTC)
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.quote add “drunk texting is only slightly better than drunk texting with bees” - Hori#6100
New quote added by 🌺GD🌺 as #4875
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[#4875] "drunk texting is only slightly better than drunk texting with bees" - Hori#6100 (25 Jun 2020 @ 07:10:33 AM UTC)
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[#4740] "arcane please tell me you took socks off" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (02 Jun 2020 @ 06:00:27 PM UTC)
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[#845] "I want some dick rn???" - Arphenion (12 Nov 2017 @ 07:12:21 PM UTC)
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[#4584] ".fevery" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (14 May 2020 @ 06:31:12 AM UTC)
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[#4583] ".factical" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (14 May 2020 @ 06:26:38 AM UTC)
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[#4727] "Why do people quote random things I say" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (01 Jun 2020 @ 01:56:19 AM UTC)
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What is involved in such [close] relationships is a form of emotional chemistry, so far unexplained by any school of psychiatry I am aware of, that conditions nothing so simple as a choice between the poles of attraction and repulsion. You can meet some people thirty, forty times down the years, and they remain amiable bystanders, like the shore lights of towns that a sailor passes at stated times but never calls at on the regular run. Conversely, all considerations of sex aside, you can meet some other people once or twice and they remain permanent influences on your life. Everyone is aware of this discrepancy between the acquaintance seen as familiar wallpaper or instant friend. The chemical action it entails is less worth analyzing than enjoying. At any rate, these six pieces are about men with whom I felt an immediate sympat - to use a coining of Max Beerbohm's more satisfactory to me than the opaque vogue word "empathy". -- Alistair Cooke, "Six Men"
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[#4593] "I’m not a Cheeto! I’m Elliott’s hair!" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (15 May 2020 @ 03:07:40 PM UTC)
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[#4835] "HAND IS HOLDING SIBLING" - 🌺GD🌺 (13 Jun 2020 @ 03:05:36 PM UTC)
what
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[#4856] "Smh head head heD shake shake gjah" - 🌺GD🌺 (19 Jun 2020 @ 07:43:08 PM UTC)




