governors-mansion

[lament tapir]

I need my access removed from this channel..
Or I could hide the section
But then no more images and memes either..

[merry compass]

Mute it and hide muted

[dusty linden]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

...

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[zenith kite]

!lvl

[stuck lava]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[zenith kite]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[zenith kite]

Remind me in 10 minutes that I need to check my level status

[half canyon]

grumbles yeah yeah fine Soupy Sora can do. (#1602125)

[lament tapir]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

🌺GD🌺#4727

ID

217466597076500481

created

Tue Aug 23 02:14:37 2016

joined

Thu Apr 16 02:13:11 2020

roles

Spring, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Pixelsmith, Contentsmith, Modder

[half canyon]

@zenith kite: You need to check your level status (10m ago)

[zenith kite]

!lvl

[zenith kite]

Remind me in 1 hour to check my level status

[half canyon]

hahahaha idk why but the fact that you expect me to do anything is funny. we'll see what happens (#1602138)

[merry compass]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[merry compass]

.fact

[half canyon]

Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

[neon matrix]

!lvl

[neon matrix]

.fact

[half canyon]

Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.

[neon matrix]

.fact

[half canyon]

The females of some moth species lack wings, all they can do to move is crawl.

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

Cheezits

[oak iris]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

So close hh

.img grape pizza

[half canyon]

https://www.liveeatlearn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/roasted-grape-pizza-5-680.jpg

[lament tapir]

.img grape milk

[half canyon]

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/images/20081016purple_cow-thumb.jpg

[lament tapir]

Not very purple

Or green

Actually yeah it’d be white

But could’ve dyed it

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

Stop right there

[lament tapir]

LOL

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

Hhhhh

!lvl

[lament tapir]

4 levels ahead
Bruh

I cri

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@zenith kite: check your level status (1h ago)

[vagrant geode]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

elliotptp#5983

ID

687009313176158271

created

Tue Mar 10 18:49:44 2020

joined

Fri Apr 3 19:17:07 2020

roles

Spring, Villager

[vagrant geode]

.lvl

!lvl

[vagrant geode]

.quote @vagrant geode

[half canyon]

[#4614] "how do u add a quote" - elliotptp (20 May 2020 @ 07:56:04 AM UTC)

[fiery fossil]

.choose bg, micko, tf2, arcane, slayer, kace

[half canyon]

slayer

[hollow solar]

Tf2

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1160] "well he is handsome and wonderful but alas not boyfriend shaped" - Magically Clueless (07 Jan 2018 @ 08:18:17 PM UTC)

[hollow solar]

.quote
@hollow solar

I quoted quote

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1509] "I'm getting fucking BIG" - fan (14 Feb 2018 @ 10:13:50 AM UTC)

[hollow solar]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2224] "You would understand if you were a dog or a furry" - Fable (05 Jun 2018 @ 02:46:43 PM UTC)

[hollow solar]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3976] "that is the most unlikely sentence i thought i would ever read" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (06 Oct 2019 @ 01:43:53 PM UTC)

[hollow solar]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1114] "I expected no balls, I received balls" - Anit (28 Dec 2017 @ 11:33:34 PM UTC)

[hollow solar]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4329] "Move, I'm gay" - feeblebeeble (15 Feb 2020 @ 01:25:15 AM UTC)

[hollow solar]

.quote

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[hollow solar]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#677] "I'll kick em in the dick" - BattleShout (02 Oct 2017 @ 06:16:48 PM UTC)

[hollow solar]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3341] "throws "Trump" on the table" - Entoarox (16 Mar 2019 @ 05:07:50 AM UTC)

[hollow solar]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#504] "Y WONT HE QUOTE ME!!!!!!" - monkey (20 Mar 2017 @ 04:47:20 PM UTC)

[hollow solar]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3429] "Just yell encouragement at ur onions" - sleepyrice (24 Apr 2019 @ 06:18:53 PM UTC)

[hollow solar]

What

[zenith kite]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[zenith kite]

Remind me in 48 hours that I need to check my level status

[half canyon]

You bet, Soupy Sora (#1602337)

[zenith kite]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl @bitter void

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2941] "just buy a fake pornstache" - Webxro (28 Sep 2018 @ 01:01:08 PM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[bitter void]

I have been pinged

nice

[cursive forum]

.w venezuela

[half canyon]

Rain and Humid, 77F (25C) (298.15K) / feels like 79F (26C) (299.15K) | High: 81F (27C) | Low: 69F (21C) | Humidity: 93% | Wind: N @ 3.1mph (5km/h) | 53% chance of rain (Venezuela (Venezuela))

[solid forum]

!lvl

[solid forum]

Hell yeah homestuck lvl

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3050] "even god can't stand in the way of poop" - sleepyrice (04 Nov 2018 @ 10:09:30 PM UTC)

[small wigeon]

..img wow wow wubbzy rainbow hair toy

.img wow wow wubbzy rainbow hair toy

[half canyon]

https://s.ecrater.com/stores/152474/4e7d436a7026a_152474n.jpg

[small wigeon]

yea this one

[stray locust]

!lvl

[stray locust]

goode

[little hill]

!lvl

[small wigeon]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[small wigeon]

.QUOTE

[half canyon]

[#1967] "they got the skinny ones but then theres the lil fat ones" - feeblebeeble (11 May 2018 @ 06:33:10 PM UTC)

[small wigeon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#81] "dont fuck with me... im immortal..." - Golden ()

[small wigeon]

lol

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[bitter void]

o

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1609] "i'm a poop now" - sleepyrice (04 Mar 2018 @ 08:34:51 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

mee to 😔

[mystic moss]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[zenith kite]

!lvl

[icy spade]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

.img cicada

[half canyon]

https://cdn.britannica.com/69/211269-050-61C07E87/Green-cicadas-shell.jpg

[cursive forum]

.img circada

[half canyon]

https://www.sacredlotus.com/herbs/gallery/chantui_lg.jpg

[bitter void]

.tr

[half canyon]

Usage: .translate [language] [text to translate] Note: language is the ISO code e.g. es or fr or de etc.

[bitter void]

.tr en grillo

[half canyon]

grillo

[bitter void]

.tr es grillo

[half canyon]

grillo

[bitter void]

fuck

[cursive forum]

rip

[fiery fossil]

.choose micko, tf2, arcane, slayer, kace

[half canyon]

tf2

[fiery fossil]

Rip

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3912] "unregistered hypercam2 is best girl" - Crumbledore (02 Sep 2019 @ 10:38:06 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye & tongue print along with their fingerprint.

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.

[stray locust]

huh

.fact

[half canyon]

Rugby, North Dakota is the geographical center of North America.

[stray locust]

.fortune

[half canyon]

"I mean, like, I just read your article in the Yale law recipe, on search and seizure. Man, that was really Out There." "I was so WRECKED when I wrote that..." -- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL

[stray locust]

.fortune

[half canyon]

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. -- Gen. C. Abrams

[small wigeon]

.fortune

[half canyon]

During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a fair wind; batten down during a storm; hail all passing ships; and fly your colors proudly.

[stray locust]

.fortune

[half canyon]

QOTD: On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there.

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2154] "Some breeds of chickens are huge" - BattleShout (31 May 2018 @ 12:46:42 PM UTC)

[small wigeon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4038] "You was delicious
@warm rover" - ashthetrouble (16 Nov 2019 @ 03:13:53 AM UTC)

[small wigeon]

ummm

ping?

imagine getting a ping from a bot

[bitter void]

@bitter void

[half canyon]

New quote added by Yaramy as #4867

[bitter void]

.quote @bitter void

[half canyon]

[#4734] "You can get junimo role with money" - Yaramy (01 Jun 2020 @ 07:57:49 PM UTC)

[bitter void]

.quote @Yaramy🌻

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[bitter void]

.quote @bitter void

[half canyon]

[#4550] "What soy command was added today" - Yaramy (11 May 2020 @ 01:55:57 AM UTC)

[bitter void]

.quote @bitter void

[half canyon]

[#4734] "You can get junimo role with money" - Yaramy (01 Jun 2020 @ 07:57:49 PM UTC)

[bitter void]

.quote @Yaramy🌻

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[bitter void]

.quote @bitter void

[half canyon]

[#4867] "@bitter void" - Yaramy (23 Jun 2020 @ 12:43:55 AM UTC)

[bitter void]

neat

.quote remove 4867

[half canyon]

Quote deleted.

[bitter void]

!lvl

[midnight current]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

👀

.img lychee

[half canyon]

https://i0.wp.com/images-prod.healthline.com/hlcmsresource/images/AN_images/lychees-1296x728-feature.jpg?w=1155&h=1528

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[small wigeon]

.quote @small wigeon

[half canyon]

[#4739] "who da fuck pinged me" - Neon Ghost (02 Jun 2020 @ 03:26:48 AM UTC)

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

[past wing]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[real wharf]

!lvl

[clear current]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[vapid linden]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!;v;

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 97760 XP

[woven oriole]

I dont know if IM close or nah

its 300 for 1 level

97760/300

325.866666667

So Im close

[bitter void]

.wolfram 1000000/30

[half canyon]

100000/3

[bitter void]

oh lvl 3333.33

!lvl Frozenmagicaster#2440

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

Eh almost the same

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[grim echo]

!lvl

[grim echo]

damn

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

.img bishounen

[half canyon]

https://pm1.narvii.com/6487/6537fea6768f8d4bd2cd836cfaf4f541137950e6_hq.jpg

[uneven dagger]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[real wharf]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[upbeat spire]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.

[woven oriole]

what

!lvl

[woven oriole]

I just wanted to check my lvl

[vagrant geode]

!lvl

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

[vagrant geode]

is uber bot a sex addict

is uber bot a sex addict
@vagrant geode

oops

.quote @merry compass

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vagrant geode]

.quote 896

[half canyon]

[#896] "Aihr ass me" - RinSpacey (27 Nov 2017 @ 06:18:21 PM UTC)

[merry compass]

Don't ping me please

[vagrant geode]

o k

[merry compass]

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[past nexus]

!lvl

[merry compass]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[olive plinth]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[hearty wagon]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!xnb

[broken lily]

XNB mods often break the game and are not recommended. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Using_XNB_mods for more info (and a list of Content Patcher alternatives), and https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Reset_your_content_files to fix problems caused by XNB mods. For mod creators, see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files for help unpacking & editing them (including for use with Content Patcher).

[blazing mulch]

.chose sleep no

.choose sleep no

[half canyon]

sleep no

[blazing mulch]

.choose sleep or no

[half canyon]

sleep or no

[blazing mulch]

what

Am I stupid

[fiery fossil]

.choose riot sleep, don't sleep

[half canyon]

riot sleep

[midnight current]

sleep

[blazing mulch]

Ok wow

[midnight current]

it is a comma between

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

remind me in 24 hours to talk in the server and to stop being sad

[half canyon]

forever and always, Tyrah. (#1604094)

[thick bridge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3016] "Farts in canadian" - sleepyrice (21 Oct 2018 @ 01:12:42 AM UTC)

[thick bridge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2374] "appa had great boobies" - Zaph (25 Jun 2018 @ 10:18:15 PM UTC)

[thick bridge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#296] "a normie doesnt just stick their dick in a taco bell cup to measure its volume" - shadaez (11 Dec 2016 @ 07:32:24 AM UTC)

[thick bridge]

.quote ichan

[half canyon]

[#3909] "because as a unicorn that farts antimatter, possessing six hooves and 30 tentacles, i find "he" fairly acceptable too" - Ichan (01 Sep 2019 @ 05:40:31 AM UTC)

[thick bridge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3971] "if i can swallow in one go, i prefer doing that" - Ichan (03 Oct 2019 @ 02:06:48 PM UTC)

[thick bridge]

lmao oops

!lvl

[midnight current]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!pvl

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

Oh no

I'm scared

I don't remember typing oh no

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

Smh

. quote

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4429] "its called the US because us live there" - aquova (19 Mar 2020 @ 11:56:18 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2831] "I chokes on my spit lol Naru" - ashthetrouble (04 Sep 2018 @ 03:30:45 PM UTC)

[merry compass]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2588] "the medic will arrive with his tiddy out soon" - YSB1 (29 Jul 2018 @ 12:58:16 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

.img kipper the dog

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/kipperthedog/images/5/54/Kipper.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20140823181217

[fiery fossil]

.img Alfred the hedgehog

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mysteriesofalfredhedgehog/images/4/47/Alfred_wiki.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20111112094733

[small wigeon]

what the fuck is that

that looks like diego

.img diego

[half canyon]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/sgp-catalog-images/region_US/viacom-GODIEGOGO_1-Full-Image_GalleryBackground-en-US-1572242284135._SX1080_.jpg

[fiery fossil]

.img Swiss family robinson

[half canyon]

https://d23.com/app/uploads/2015/12/1180w-600h_swiss-family-robinson-60th-anniversary-780x440.jpg

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

[small wigeon]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[neon matrix]

!lvl

[neon matrix]

Imma get you @lament tapir

[small wigeon]

lmao

[neon matrix]

[lament tapir]

Oh no

[small wigeon]

he be comin

[neon matrix]

[winter fulcrum]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

Ffs ban me from this chat

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.

[midnight current]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 995920 XP

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#774] "I strip in the theaters because that's what I'm expected to do." - BattleShout (23 Oct 2017 @ 06:54:35 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[primal shard]

!lvl

[primal shard]

Crying in lvl 16 without permissions.

[proper kayak]

.w

[half canyon]

Clear, 76F (24C) (297.15K) / feels like 77F (25C) (298.15K) | High: 82F (28C) | Low: 72F (22C) | Humidity: 80% | Wind: N @ 5.48mph (8.8km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (New York (NY, United States))

[oak iris]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

hHhHh

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

Epic

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[zenith kite]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Nae#0690: ID: 490568476100919309 | Created: 15 Sep 2018 05:03:59 PM UTC | Joined: 13 Nov 2019 02:24:19 AM UTC | Join position: 40 | word on the street: who?

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[dusty linden]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[upbeat spire]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

almost 160

epic

[bitter void]

!lvl

[primal shard]

!lvl

[primal shard]

!roles

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[real wharf]

!lvl

[real wharf]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 85760 XP

[primal shard]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[drowsy stump]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[raw wadi]

!lvl

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[wide remnant]

!lvl

[fresh flower]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#734] "TOMMY JARVIS FINNA BIUST A NU TIN U" - mechapie (14 Oct 2017 @ 10:24:59 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4346] "fracture ray? more like finger fracturing ray" - VictorGamer16 (23 Feb 2020 @ 12:47:12 AM UTC)

[vale escarp]

!lvl

[vale escarp]

.fact

[half canyon]

The U.S. city with the highest rate of lightning strikes per capita is Clearwater, Florida.

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

Yes

[stray locust]

cool

.quote

[half canyon]

[#581] "shit im found" - Potato (03 Sep 2017 @ 05:45:55 PM UTC)

[fiery fossil]

!lvl 🌺GD🌺#4727

[stray locust]

!lvl Magically Clueless#9046

[stray locust]

Rank 2?

Hmm...

!lvl Bouncer#9811

[stray locust]

kek

[zenith kite]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[zenith kite]

Darn bouncer a higher lvl than me

!lvl Bouncer#9811

[pulsar mantle]

!xnb

[broken lily]

XNB mods often break the game and are not recommended. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Using_XNB_mods for more info (and a list of Content Patcher alternatives), and https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Reset_your_content_files to fix problems caused by XNB mods. For mod creators, see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files for help unpacking & editing them (including for use with Content Patcher).

[tight meadow]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl Governor#3111

[tight meadow]

.fortune

[half canyon]

He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.

[stray locust]

ooh

[tight meadow]

.cat

[half canyon]

https://s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/cdn2.thecatapi.com/images/UYqVF0zGO.jpg

[tight meadow]

.fact

[half canyon]

The world's longest snake (by reliable documentation) is the reticulated python, with a maximum length of, perhaps, 30 feet.

[stray locust]

.fox

[half canyon]

https://randomfox.ca/images/89.jpg

[wanton salmon]

!lvl @plush reef

[wanton salmon]

huh

wow

[unborn nest]

[uncut spear]

!lvl

[fiery vine]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[fiery vine]

dood

[solid forum]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.

[iron hedge]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[dusty linden]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3760] "When i think of pyro, i see willy with meats" - ELEVEN.INGRID™ | KEN! (15 Jul 2019 @ 11:12:35 AM UTC)

[dusty linden]

!lvl

[midnight current]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 996130 XP

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3632] "cheesy about to hit send im ready for my brain to die" - Andrew (28 Jun 2019 @ 08:27:11 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

.w

[half canyon]

Partly Cloudy, 60F (15C) (288.15K) | High: 77F (25C) | Low: 57F (14C) | Humidity: 76% | Wind: N @ 4.91mph (7.9km/h) | 1% chance of rain (Russia (Russia))

[zenith kite]

.fortune

[half canyon]

The Least Successful Police Dogs America has a very strong candidate in "La Dur", a fearsome looking schnauzer hound, who was retired from the Orlando police force in Florida in 1978. He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or offend the criminal classes. His handling officer, Rick Grim, had to admit: "He just won't go up and bite them. I got sick and tired of doing that dog's work for him." The British contenders in this category, however, took things a stage further. "Laddie" and "Boy" were trained as detector dogs for drug raids. Their employment was terminated following a raid in the Midlands in 1967. While the investigating officer questioned two suspects, they patted and stroked the dogs who eventually fell asleep in front of the fire. When the officer moved to arrest the suspects, one dog growled at him while the other leapt up and bit his thigh. -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"

[zenith kite]

. fortune

.fortune

[half canyon]

Command, n.: Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.

[zenith kite]

.fortune

[half canyon]

You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.

[zenith kite]

logs off

.fortune

[half canyon]

The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream; it is a most depressing and humiliating reality. -- Oscar Wilde

[zenith kite]

.fortune

[half canyon]

character density, n.: The number of very weird people in the office.

[zenith kite]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Events are not affected, they develop. -- Sri Aurobindo

[zenith kite]

!lvl

[zenith kite]

.fortune

[half canyon]

IBM: I've Been Moved Idiots Become Managers Idiots Buy More Impossible to Buy Machine Incredibly Big Machine Industry's Biggest Mistake International Brotherhood of Mercenaries It Boggles the Mind It's Better Manually Itty-Bitty Machines

[zenith kite]

.fortune

[half canyon]

The computing field is always in need of new cliches. -- Alan Perlis

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

Dragonflies are capable of flying sixty miles per hour, making them one of the fastest insects. This is good since they are in a big hurry, as they only live about twenty-four hours.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

The shortest British monarch was Charles I, who was 4 feet 9 inches.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

[zenith kite]

???

Ok then

I get it now

.fact

[half canyon]

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

Eskimos have over 15 words for the English word of 'Snow'

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some moths never eat anything as adults because they don't have mouths. They must live on the energy they stored as caterpillars.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver."

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

Russians generally answer the phone by saying, "I'm listening".

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.

[zenith kite]

Well then

.fact

[half canyon]

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver."

[zenith kite]

.fact

[half canyon]

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

[zenith kite]

Thanks Uber bot

Thanks a whole lot

[stray locust]

oh

[midnight current]

.fact

[half canyon]

Antarctica is the only continent that does not have land areas below sea level.

[midnight current]

.fact

[half canyon]

President John F Kennedy could read 4 newspapers in 20 minutes.

[stray locust]

wait wait wait, you could earn items?

[midnight current]

As badges?

They were useless , random things you got when leveling up

.quote

[half canyon]

[#527] "I'm the bbq kid" - sven (19 May 2017 @ 07:39:44 PM UTC)

[midnight current]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3454] "jesus was a chicken nugget" - sleepyrice (05 May 2019 @ 04:58:50 AM UTC)

[stray locust]

ah

[midnight current]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1609] "i'm a poop now" - sleepyrice (04 Mar 2018 @ 08:34:51 PM UTC)

[midnight current]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2934] "Joja is great though." - Geoffrey The Giraffe (25 Sep 2018 @ 11:50:19 PM UTC)

[midnight current]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#643] "asstro has got to you" - Headless Astronaut (27 Sep 2017 @ 11:55:16 AM UTC)

[midnight current]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3879] "the only gender is stupid" - astro (23 Aug 2019 @ 09:17:17 PM UTC)

[midnight current]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#276] "succ my little green snake" - jev (30 Nov 2016 @ 02:01:17 AM UTC)

[midnight current]

[stray locust]

.quote #4869

[half canyon]

[#4869] "they would say "he choked on a sausage and died" and the other person would be all "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" but then they'd say "oh no he choked on an actual sausage"" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (23 Jun 2020 @ 10:54:48 AM UTC)

[undone spruce]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4194] "Its only murder if the person dosen't consent to being killed" - Paps211 (23 Jan 2020 @ 11:17:22 PM UTC)

[undone spruce]

lol

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl Arcane#9967

[lament tapir]

[small wigeon]

oh dang

!lvl

[small wigeon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#677] "I'll kick em in the dick" - BattleShout (02 Oct 2017 @ 06:16:48 PM UTC)

[small wigeon]

oh uh ok

.quote 1

[half canyon]

[#1] "I'm just a smol" - Iris ()

[lament tapir]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#999] "I can't play any survival fps games if I can't see a girl's crotch through her pants" - Crumbledore (12 Dec 2017 @ 03:39:03 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

..

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[small wigeon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3167] "lemme transmit on ur ass (^:" - tittysprinkles (19 Dec 2018 @ 05:20:56 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

hecc

[midnight current]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 996490 XP

[small wigeon]

!lvl

[blissful comet]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[midnight current]

!lvl

[midnight current]

11 away

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl Arcane#9967

[lament tapir]

[stray locust]

Ugh, I think my english language skills are becoming dumber and dumber with each "helo x" welcoming and using shortened words because of the speed at which most conversations are going. Need to start typing and checking slower, no need to keep up that much with all conversations.
Oh well, something is going on in there again.
Still need to change "hElO x!1" with something kinda cute and not dumb though.

"Welcome X! " should be good one for that role.

Not cute but eh, good enough.

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3190] "Bee demands moar tiddies. He cannot be sated." - ZeroGravitas (27 Dec 2018 @ 06:51:41 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards.

[stray locust]

cool

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[stray locust]

!lvl

[stray locust]

Cool, up'ed 3 levels.

[timid vapor]

!saves

[broken lily]

Use this guide to find your save files: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Saves.

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1241] "they just nut in the air" - sleepyrice (20 Jan 2018 @ 01:06:29 AM UTC)

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1513] "It still weirds me out that Goku has had sex" - BattleShout (15 Feb 2018 @ 05:18:34 PM UTC)

[stray locust]

...

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl Arcane#9967

[lament tapir]

Bruh

[strange stream]

.img porridge

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Oatmeal_(1).jpg/250px-Oatmeal_(1).jpg

[strange stream]

.img beautiful porridge

[half canyon]

https://www.abeautifulplate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/broken-farro-porridge-1.jpg

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[raw wadi]

.img ugly porridge

[half canyon]

https://veggiebun.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/l-1600-1200-0fe6bd9e-66d1-4c65-a046-26222882f389.jpeg

[timid vapor]

ohhh I might get the big ol one oh oh sooner than I expected o.o'

[lament tapir]

.img grape

[half canyon]

https://files.nccih.nih.gov/files/grapes-grape-seed-extract-Vitis-vinifera-ThinkstockPhotos-164089709-edit-square.jpg

[strange stream]

.img ramen

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/Shoyu_Ramen.jpg

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3341] "throws "Trump" on the table" - Entoarox (16 Mar 2019 @ 05:07:50 AM UTC)

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

A “2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.

[stray locust]

what

okay...

.fact

[half canyon]

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

[stray locust]

...

.fact

[half canyon]

Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.

[stray locust]

kek

[lament tapir]

!lvl Arcane#9967

[lament tapir]

smh

[stray locust]

h

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl Arcane#9967

[lament tapir]

BRUH

[midnight current]

rip

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 996760 XP

[small wigeon]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

[midnight current]

!lvl

[midnight current]

still haven't leveled up

[stray locust]

!lvl

[small wigeon]

!lvl

[bitter void]

.>

<.<

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[mellow salmon]

!lvl

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you were to take a taxicab from New York City to Los Angeles, it would cost you $8,325.

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

[stray locust]

.fact

[half canyon]

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl Arcane#9967

[lament tapir]

HECK

[fiery fossil]

haha

get benched

[lament tapir]

SHUDDUP U

[fiery fossil]

sowwy

[stray locust]

h

[normal spear]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[abstract spear]

!lvl

[small wigeon]

!lvl

[naive condor]

.fact

[half canyon]

The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.

[naive condor]

!lvl

[small wigeon]

.fact

[half canyon]

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

[small wigeon]

.quote

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4321] "uwy" - Frozenmagicaster (14 Feb 2020 @ 06:07:16 AM UTC)

[plain crystal]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[naive condor]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Cool_Dude_1010#9037 aka 😎CD😎: ID: 562423543292493861 | Created: 01 Apr 2019 11:50:22 PM UTC | Joined: 05 Feb 2020 11:25:44 PM UTC | Join position: 149 | word on the street: owns a coat

[naive condor]

.userinfo Tyrah#9584

[half canyon]

User not found. Try a direct mention.

[naive condor]

.userinfo @woven oriole

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Tyrah#9584 aka 🌋BG💥: ID: 593261269985918987 | Created: 26 Jun 2019 02:08:29 AM UTC | Joined: 02 May 2020 01:11:31 AM UTC | Join position: 53785 | word on the street: i heard they liek mudkips

[naive condor]

sowwy for ping

[woven oriole]

Its fine!

Pings are okay for me

[bitter void]

149 tf

[woven oriole]

HOW

[naive condor]

.userinfo @undone spruce

[half canyon]

UserInfo for RareRiotMasterYT#5279 aka RareRiotMasterYT|Pat Giver|: ID: 282689675649351681 | Created: 19 Feb 2017 01:47:50 AM UTC | Joined: 09 Sep 2019 06:41:23 PM UTC | Join position: 30072 | word on the street: has been to space zero times

[naive condor]

dat make no sense

[bitter void]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Yaramy#3165 aka Yaramy🌻: ID: 359806154093756466 | Created: 19 Sep 2017 09:01:12 PM UTC | Joined: 31 Jul 2019 06:13:08 PM UTC | Join position: 27528 | word on the street: string.Empty

[woven oriole]

Im so confused

[bitter void]

[undone spruce]

what makes no sense?

[bitter void]

do !userinfo

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Yaramy#3165

aka Yaramy🌻

ID

359806154093756466

created

Tue Sep 19 21:01:12 2017

joined

Wed Jul 31 18:13:08 2019

roles

Winter, Fall, Spring, Valentines, Contest Winner, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Pixelsmith, Contentsmith, Modder

[woven oriole]

!userinfo

[undone spruce]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Tyrah#9584

aka 🌋BG💥

ID

593261269985918987

created

Wed Jun 26 02:08:29 2019

joined

Sat May 2 01:11:31 2020

boosted

Tue Jun 23 15:04:46 2020

roles

coines, Spring, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Artisan

RareRiotMasterYT#5279

aka RareRiotMasterYT|Pat Giver|

ID

282689675649351681

created

Sun Feb 19 01:47:50 2017

joined

Mon Sep 9 18:41:23 2019

roles

Villager, Farmer, Shepherd

[bitter void]

Oh no join position

rip

[undone spruce]

there

[oak iris]

@naive condor everything seems normal

[naive condor]

rip

yeah but for me

159!!??

[oak iris]

Oh wait

[undone spruce]

I was the 30,072 person to join

[oak iris]

That is for riot

[woven oriole]

try it again CD

[naive condor]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Cool_Dude_1010#9037 aka 😎CD😎: ID: 562423543292493861 | Created: 01 Apr 2019 11:50:22 PM UTC | Joined: 05 Feb 2020 11:25:44 PM UTC | Join position: 43675 | word on the street: lives in a van down by the river

[naive condor]

oh there

[woven oriole]

There we go

[bitter void]

Oh okay

[oak iris]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Micko#8003 aka Fantasy Micko: ID: 343331513900859395 | Created: 05 Aug 2017 09:56:51 AM UTC | Joined: 03 Oct 2017 03:35:14 AM UTC | Join position: 1732 | word on the street: [todo: put a phrase here]

[undone spruce]

lol, lives down in a van on the river

[bitter void]

Number keeps going lower as more people join btw

[naive condor]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4080] "Oh 😦 You can't quote a quote" - EpicBellyFlop45 (06 Dec 2019 @ 08:33:35 PM UTC)

[bitter void]

Only counts people who are here

[oak iris]

I joined when there was less than 2000 people

[jaunty pike]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

FanDidlyTastic#0001

aka Ian

ID

164945860864507906

created

Thu Mar 31 03:55:57 2016

joined

Fri May 27 19:13:58 2016

boosted

Tue Jun 4 18:32:20 2019

roles

coines, Winter, Fall, Summer, Spring, Valentines, Contest Winner, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Cropmaster, Desperado, Reddit Moderator, Junimo, Admin

[bitter void]

Hi Ian

[woven oriole]

Hello Ian!

[naive condor]

.faxt

[oak iris]

Hewo Ian

[naive condor]

.fact

[half canyon]

The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands.

[naive condor]

.quore

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1731] "go pee on the kid" - Magically Clueless (28 Mar 2018 @ 04:51:34 PM UTC)

[woven oriole]

first time saying hi to Ian

[naive condor]

O k

[jaunty pike]

.userinfo

[woven oriole]

HAHA

[half canyon]

UserInfo for FanDidlyTastic#0001 aka Ian: ID: 164945860864507906 | Created: 31 Mar 2016 03:55:57 AM UTC | Joined: 27 May 2016 07:13:58 PM UTC | Join position: 147 | word on the street: has a rockin avatar

[jaunty pike]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for FanDidlyTastic#0001 aka Ian: ID: 164945860864507906 | Created: 31 Mar 2016 03:55:57 AM UTC | Joined: 27 May 2016 07:13:58 PM UTC | Join position: 147 | word on the street: lives in a van down by the river

[fiery fossil]

.userinfo

[bitter void]

147 👀

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Arcane#9967: ID: 391734230314385409 | Created: 16 Dec 2017 11:31:58 PM UTC | Joined: 15 May 2019 04:46:47 AM UTC | Join position: 21724 | word on the street: has never used the internet before

[naive condor]

ok but Ian makes sense

[jaunty pike]

I've been here forever

Technically I'm the second oldest junimo

[woven oriole]

Oooo

thats cool to know

[fiery fossil]

boomer

[jaunty pike]

Oldest would likely be pathos

.userinfo 226803198218731520

[half canyon]

User not found. Try a direct mention.

[jaunty pike]

.userinfo Pathoschild#0001

[half canyon]

User not found. Try a direct mention.

[bitter void]

Now my 27000 looks massive 👀

[jaunty pike]

[woven oriole]

Pathos hacked uber

[red oyster]

!userinfo 226803198218731520

[broken lily]

Pathoschild#0001

ID

226803198218731520

created

Sat Sep 17 20:34:56 2016

joined

Thu Oct 13 12:41:59 2016

roles

Winter, Summer, Spring, Valentines, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Cropmaster, Desperado, Blacksmith, Modder, Reddit Moderator, Junimo, Admin

[bitter void]

Wait for someone to do !halp by error and then ping him there

[jaunty pike]

oh

[red oyster]

uber just sucks

[jaunty pike]

I'm older than Pathos here

Or at least I've been here longer

I wonder if Arph has an older join time, he's the only other one I can think of

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[uneven dagger]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

!lvl @hearty wagon

[hearty wagon]

i win

[midnight current]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[midnight current]

Easy

[woven oriole]

so close

[midnight current]

10 away from 1m xp

[lament tapir]

Okay imma stop caring about levels much now, got back to where arcane is mostly

[hearty wagon]

bg that is a threat

[lament tapir]

I need to have a life

[bitter void]

I can stay awake for another 2 hours, sure Xander

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

.img calcifer

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/studio-ghibli/images/2/2a/Calcifer.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20110705204516

[woven oriole]

bg that is a threat
@hearty wagon what

!lvl