#governors-mansion

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dang I have to actually Google jt

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Jaeger meister

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3 to go!

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They grow up so fast

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wave away your tears I'm a big kid now

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while I may be a big gorl now I am not an adult I am not even 100 levels yet 😔

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100 is a milestone not far away!

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yeaHH IMMA GET THERE

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Almonds are members of the peach family.

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John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

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Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgement.

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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The word “maverick” came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle.

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Magic

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ducks can't go ECHO in tunnels what a sad existence

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Truly..

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The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

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California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ."

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All hope abandon, ye who enter here! -- Dante Alighieri

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The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. -- Buckminster Fuller

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All his life he has looked away... to the horizon, to the sky, to the future. Never his mind on where he was, on what he was doing. -- Yoda

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Grow forth

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Did you know that for the price of a 280-Z you can buy two Z-80's? -- P. J. Plauger

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What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die?

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That does not compute.

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Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.

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"Remember Kruschev: he tried to do too many things too fast, and he was removed in disgrace. If Gorbachev tries to destroy the system or make too many fundamental changes to it, I believe the system will get rid of him. I am not a political scientist, but I understand the system very well. I believe he will have a "heart attack" or retire or be removed. He is up against a brick wall. If you think they will change everything and become a free, open society, forget it!" -- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976 "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 110

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Finally, I can have my breakfast.

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Brekkieeee

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I'm eating lunch

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Bon appetit.

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indeed

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Enjoy breakfast

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And enjoy lunch

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thanks!

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No problem

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Food is too good not to enjoy

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Food is mighty

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Those who are mentally and emotionally healthy are those who have learned when to say yes, when to say no and when to say whoopee. -- W. S. Krabill

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One in seven workers in Boston, Massachusetts walks to work.

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If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.

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The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad -- get even.

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boss, n: According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss, in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an ornamental stud."

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Computer, n.: An electronic entity which performs sequences of useful steps in a totally understandable, rigorously logical manner. If you believe this, see me about a bridge I have for sale in Manhattan.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

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The great merit of society is to make one appreciate solitude. -- Charles Chincholles, "Reflections on the Art of Life"

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11% of the world is left-handed.

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89% gang

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The clothes have no emperor. -- C. A. R. Hoare, commenting on ADA.

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The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.

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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultier

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A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

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And the French medical anatomist Etienne Serres really did argue that black males are primitive because the distance between their navel and penis remains small (relative to body height) throughout life, while white children begin with a small separation but increase it during growth -- the rising belly button as a mark of progress. -- S. J. Gould, "Racism and Recapitulation"

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[#4651] "insane" - ARrowKNee (23 May 2020 @ 03:08:35 PM UTC)

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insane

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[#4653] "g e t i n" - ARrowKNee (23 May 2020 @ 03:25:53 PM UTC)

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who quoted all of these

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[#4753] "ban yaramy, we do not condone success here" - ARrowKNee (04 Jun 2020 @ 08:51:47 PM UTC)

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New quote added by LittleHorn as #4766

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darn

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[#4738] "That's right to a certain degree, but people need to stay civil, as causing chaos in a already chaotic state brings up ethnically questionable acts, and causes people to think laterally. They focus on what they achieved not what they've cascaded some innocent lives into, i strong believe that we need to rethink how to show a protest. Nobody wants to stop a movement, but nobody wants to feel the full blunt of it either" - ARrowKNee (02 Jun 2020 @ 01:32:50 AM UTC)

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take forceful action: Do something that should have been done a long time ago.

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There was a mad scientist (a mad... social... scientist) who kidnapped three colleagues, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and locked each of them in seperate cells with plenty of canned food and water but no can opener. A month later, returning, the mad scientist went to the engineer's cell and found it long empty. The engineer had constructed a can opener from pocket trash, used aluminum shavings and dried sugar to make an explosive, and escaped. The physicist had worked out the angle necessary to knock the lids off the tin cans by throwing them against the wall. She was developing a good pitching arm and a new quantum theory. The mathematician had stacked the unopened cans into a surprising solution to the kissing problem; his dessicated corpse was propped calmly against a wall, and this was inscribed on the floor: Theorem: If I can't open these cans, I'll die. Proof: assume the opposite...

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"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears." -- The League of Sadistic Telepaths

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Serfs up! -- Spartacus

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"An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax." -- David Letterman

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2 levels left!

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An ounce of clear truth is worth a pound of obfuscation.

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Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation." -- Johnny Hart

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If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.

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There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

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It is believed that Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

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Don't want you to know how long you've been losing it money for do they

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About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.

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Well dang

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Major premise: Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man. Minor premise: A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds. Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" Secondary Conclusion: Do you realize how many holes there would be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom. -- Clarence Darrow

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"I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true. -- Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87

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A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.

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In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.

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What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards committee.

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The worst part of valor is indiscretion.

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What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's "selfishness." -- The Best of Will Rogers

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Sharkskin has tiny tooth-like scales all over.

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According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold, and according to convention, there is an order. In truth, there are atoms and a void. -- Democritus, 400 B.C.

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[#791] "Knowledge is knowing a pumpkin is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." - springacres (31 Oct 2017 @ 01:14:38 AM UTC)

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[#4262] "how r pp" - Arutha (03 Feb 2020 @ 08:32:37 AM UTC)

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[#3483] "hes an ass" - Zaph (13 May 2019 @ 06:38:29 AM UTC)

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Unix Express: All passenger bring a piece of the aeroplane and a box of tools with them to the airport. They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they want to build and how to put it together. Eventually, the passengers split into groups and build several different aircraft, but give them all the same name. Some passengers actually reach their destinations. All passengers believe they got there.

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Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.

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The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

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[#2409] "EAT THAT YOU STINKY DOO DOO FACE" - Narcopepsi (02 Jul 2018 @ 09:35:35 PM UTC)

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nasty

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[#4766] "who quoted all of these" - ARrowKNee (07 Jun 2020 @ 05:40:51 PM UTC)

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[#4639] "proffesional fam ity" - ARrowKNee (22 May 2020 @ 05:40:51 AM UTC)

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[#4766] "who quoted all of these" - ARrowKNee (07 Jun 2020 @ 05:40:51 PM UTC)

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[#4653] "g e t i n" - ARrowKNee (23 May 2020 @ 03:25:53 PM UTC)

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[#4653] "g e t i n" - ARrowKNee (23 May 2020 @ 03:25:53 PM UTC)

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yaramy must fall

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nice pinging

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[#4511] "arcane don't you dare just come in to play fallen kingdom for the 25th time" - ARrowKNee (06 May 2020 @ 04:04:14 AM UTC)

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[#4651] "insane" - ARrowKNee (23 May 2020 @ 03:08:35 PM UTC)

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do not disturb does wonders

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[#4766] "who quoted all of these" - ARrowKNee (07 Jun 2020 @ 05:40:51 PM UTC)

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[#4511] "arcane don't you dare just come in to play fallen kingdom for the 25th time" - ARrowKNee (06 May 2020 @ 04:04:14 AM UTC)

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[#4340] "I believe that the acquisition of teeth is preferable in most scenarios" - Quartz (20 Feb 2020 @ 03:33:57 AM UTC)

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[#4753] "ban yaramy, we do not condone success here" - ARrowKNee (04 Jun 2020 @ 08:51:47 PM UTC)

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^

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success? who's she

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people do.

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Maine is the only state (in USA) whose name is just one syllable.

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The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.

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Turnaucka's Law: The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

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Many people are secretly interested in life.

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I've already told you more than I know.

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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

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It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.

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"Trust me. I know what I'm doing." -- Sledge Hammer

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It is easier to be a "humanitarian" than to render your own country its proper due; it is easier to be a "patriot" than to make your community a better place to live in; it is easier to be a "civic leader" than to treat your own family with loving understanding; for the smaller the focus of attention, the harder the task. -- Sydney J. Harris

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"Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

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You have 21670 XP

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You have 2370 XP

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Well, I think we should get some bricks and some bats, and show him the true meaning of Christmas!' -- Bernice, "Designing Women", 12/2/91.

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[#270] "what if my nipples fell off" - Stud (23 Nov 2016 @ 08:17:12 PM UTC)

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The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

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[#3291] "my eyelids make a weird noise" - Andrew (14 Feb 2019 @ 09:12:38 AM UTC)

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[#1754] "how do you get poop from milk??" - ItsLiana (30 Mar 2018 @ 08:39:34 PM UTC)

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[#363] "why do you listen to vaginas" - kris (02 Jan 2017 @ 09:32:41 AM UTC)

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[#4240] "I'm rich in sorrow does that count?" - LumpyReflection (29 Jan 2020 @ 08:50:19 AM UTC)

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Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.

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Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

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ok damn they must really piss u off then

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They're not that bad

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166 ranks until rank 100!

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wooOooO

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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations.

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wise words ub3r

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DRINK

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I have become me without my consent.

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The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.

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If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. -- Robert Frost

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The Beetham Tower has 47 floors.

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No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list.

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[#3978] "loving yourself is all well, but love is better when it's from another" - Webxro (06 Oct 2019 @ 01:55:52 PM UTC)

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I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.

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[#2933] "This place used to be pure until that tidal wave of lava shit rolled in" - Bee (25 Sep 2018 @ 10:14:54 PM UTC)

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[#258] "ill steal ur entire baguette and eat it all in one bite" - Vision (15 Nov 2016 @ 04:56:03 PM UTC)

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I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember... Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.

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[#2904] "my Dude, i forgott the Betwetting" - carls (19 Sep 2018 @ 11:48:16 PM UTC)

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either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

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It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

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.w set russia

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location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

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gurmlish, n.: The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his mouth. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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[#2176] "aSDVPufferDabaSDVPufferDabaSDVPufferDab
aSDVPufferDabaSDVPufferRiseaSDVPufferDab
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[#831] "Are you gonna spank me harder Golden Daddy¿" - FanDidlyTastic (08 Nov 2017 @ 12:23:39 AM UTC)

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Concept, n.: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than $25,000.

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[#339] "i love poop it" - magic (21 Dec 2016 @ 05:52:28 AM UTC)

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[#1469] "A few years back I was eating a really greasey burger" - FanDidlyTastic (10 Feb 2018 @ 02:12:13 AM UTC)

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[#1] "I'm just a smol" - Iris ()

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[#2886] "Osiris got his peepee replaced with gold" - Rin Spacey (18 Sep 2018 @ 01:59:31 AM UTC)

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[#2] "I LOVE ABBY FITE ME" - Keychain ()

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QOTD: "I'm not really for apathy, but I'm not against it either..."

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.quote #100

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[#100] "French Fries suck, I like potato fries" - MrPotato ()

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The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's. -- Polish proverb

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[#4767] "Suave semi aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury" - Litningman06 (07 Jun 2020 @ 06:20:30 PM UTC)

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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

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[#4713] "lmao or when u write something for school and you're asked to tell the teacher what is says and you're like mmm see the problem is I don't know either" - the other (29 May 2020 @ 01:23:02 AM UTC)

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[#1387] "enlarge and enhance it" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (31 Jan 2018 @ 02:23:18 PM UTC)

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[#1269] "IM GOING AS HARD AS I CAN" - Airy Chips (24 Jan 2018 @ 02:30:32 AM UTC)

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[#1145] "i'm gonna show you my 2 inches of fury" - Danny (04 Jan 2018 @ 05:48:45 AM UTC)

mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.

warm rover
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tf y'all doing

stray locust
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spamming commands

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thats why this channel is

warm rover
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you don't get xp from this channel u know

stray locust
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hehehehe

warm rover
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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Kliban's First Law of Dining: Never eat anything bigger than your head.

stray locust
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up'd 3 levels only by this

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Thinkfast up'd 10-20 or more levels.

near prairie
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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.img Perry the platypus

vagrant geode
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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There are no great men, buster. There are only men. -- Elaine Stewart, "The Bad and the Beautiful"

stray locust
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”).

mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.

stray locust
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aw shucks

mystic moss
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Aw man

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience: (1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends. (2) When you finally buy pretty stationary to continue the correspondence, he stops writing.

stray locust
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The last one left! You can do it!

mystic moss
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Suffering is over

stray locust
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.

mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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Long computations which yield zero are probably all for naught.

mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge

mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny

stray locust
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

stray locust
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what

warm rover
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stewardesses

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they right

mystic moss
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Dang

warm rover
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denksnel are u alright

mystic moss
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I have been here for 2 days, i am anything but alright

warm rover
mystic moss
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My fortune is really good

warm rover
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not even changing it up

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.fortune wisdom

half canyonBOT
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"It's today!" said Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh.

stray locust
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.

mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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Your own mileage may vary.

stray locust
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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idleness, n.: Leisure gone to seed.

bitter void
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stewardesses

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wow

mystic moss
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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innovate, v.: To annoy people.

stray locust
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.roll d20

half canyonBOT
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You rolled ... 5 (5)

mystic moss
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.d20

bitter void
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.roll d1

half canyonBOT
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You rolled ... 1 (1)

timid vapor
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Remind me in 7 days to request da role because orange > blue (or so I tell myself)

half canyonBOT
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Will do, LenneDalben (#1559902)

stray locust
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ohno

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aw shucks

bitter void
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(Why does this channel have exp¿)

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O

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Fair

mystic moss
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I have to resort to communicating with humans again

timid vapor
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I thought exp gain was turned off here all along, so that's news o: (although I see that's changing)

bitter void
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It's better, you don't get exp by checking your exp

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Ruins level up messages 😮

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junimos getting exp by spamming in junimo channels

stray locust
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!xp

broken lilyBOT
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You have 2530 XP

stray locust
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heh

bitter void
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
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!xp

broken lilyBOT
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You have 2530 XP

bitter void
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Well its still the same minute

stray locust
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yeah

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heh

mystic moss
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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o

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cropmaster when

mystic moss
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15 messages

timid vapor
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soon

stray locust
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!xp

broken lilyBOT
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You have 2540 XP

stray locust
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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There are more beetles than any other animal. In fact, one out of every four animals is a beetle.

stray locust
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!xp

broken lilyBOT
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You have 2550 XP

bronze lotus
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
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still gives px

mystic moss
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Do take it as a warning to not spam commands

stray locust
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well yes

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well, that channel was great, back to the mute it goes.

bitter void
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!lvl @half canyon

stray locust
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hmm

bitter void
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!lvl UB3R-B0T#3802

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!lvl UB3R-B0T#3802

stray locust
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!lvl

bitter void
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rip

stray locust
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!lvl @broken lily

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level machine broke

bitter void
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Oh he is offline now

mystic moss
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!lvl

languid burrow
mystic moss
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This is doom

languid burrow
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Was about to check your level

mystic moss
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I'm level 499

languid burrow
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Just ask Junimos to tell you GWlulurdMmmYea

mystic moss
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@ Junimo what's my level

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They're probably disabling xp gain

stray locust
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most likely

bitter void
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rip

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Well since xp gain is disabled you are free to spam here SDVpufferthumbsup

timid nexus
stray locust
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still not because "No spam"

mystic moss
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Spamming without a subsequent reward? Excuse me

stray locust
timid nexus
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Spam in the sense that commands can clog up other channels if used there

stray locust
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ah.

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okay

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.img The Struggle Is Over nuclear throne

half canyonBOT
real wharf
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i try harder each day

stray locust
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what is this set. Yung Venus with Brrrrap.

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Ah, he has Triggers.

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And "Iam gun god" ultra

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And SPC

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and lazer brain...

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somebody gonna die there

near prairie
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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oh governor is back

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!xp

broken lilyBOT
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You have 76120 XP

bitter void
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!lvl @half canyon

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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!xp

broken lilyBOT
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You have 76120 XP

bitter void
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neat

stray locust
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Can we level up UB3R-B0T to level 25? 🤔

mystic moss
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120k posts
Level 3

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
mystic moss
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Shit

winged vault
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
winged vault
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sad

stray locust
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ohnooo

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so much progress

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
mystic moss
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Precious minutes, if not hours wasted

stray locust
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But they didn't remove my levels.

royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
royal rivet
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or mine? Granted I wasnt doing it for levels I thought it was disabled here

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and I was talking in town square and ag at the same tims

mystic moss
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You two are unaffected

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Probably because I did it on a larger scale

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Like, 700+ messages

royal rivet
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there there you're still only 25-ish from 500

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It'll just take a bit longer

mystic moss
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I'll need 750 more messages

royal rivet
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just be a chatterbox

mystic moss
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12.5 hours of nonstop chatting

royal rivet
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no breaks at all not here

bitter void
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
oak iris
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.quote 4730

half canyonBOT
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[#4730] "I’ll come drag you into bed arcane SDVpufferwoke" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (01 Jun 2020 @ 08:47:39 AM UTC)

oak iris
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.quote 4752

half canyonBOT
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[#4752] "GD is on top now, Arcane..." - Stardust✨ (04 Jun 2020 @ 12:54:12 PM UTC)

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3063] "Sweet and fruity like my booty 😩" - Bee (07 Nov 2018 @ 11:12:35 PM UTC)

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2798] "i didn't poop for the first 3 days" - squishface (28 Aug 2018 @ 07:09:38 AM UTC)

cursive forum
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
dusty linden
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#67] "Finn is one of my best friends and I'm glad to have met him. hug " - maru ()

proper kayak
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.w washington

half canyonBOT
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Partly Cloudy, 60F (16C) (289.15K) | High: 63F (17C) | Low: 45F (7C) | Humidity: 44% | Wind: N @ 10.56mph (17km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Washington (WA, United States))

proper kayak
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.w

half canyonBOT
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Mostly Cloudy, 76F (25C) (298.15K) | High: 77F (25C) | Low: 63F (17C) | Humidity: 33% | Wind: N @ 10.58mph (17km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (New York (NY, United States))

stray locust
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.w

half canyonBOT
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Light Rain, 49F (9C) (282.15K) / feels like 47F (8C) (281.15K) | High: 59F (15C) | Low: 45F (7C) | Humidity: 100% | Wind: N @ 4.6mph (7.4km/h) | 71% chance of rain (Russia (Russia))

royal rivet
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Russia, Russia

stray locust
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Russia is the capital of Russia, Russia

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Russia, Russia is situated in Russia, Russia

blazing mulch
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
cursive forum
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.w venezuela

half canyonBOT
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Rain and Humid, 75F (24C) (297.15K) / feels like 77F (25C) (298.15K) | High: 78F (26C) | Low: 69F (20C) | Humidity: 93% | Wind: N @ 3.09mph (5km/h) | 66% chance of rain (Venezuela (Venezuela))

royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
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.quote #4769

half canyonBOT
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[#4769] "you click on e" - eva (07 Jun 2020 @ 08:23:38 PM UTC)

winged vault
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
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.quote #4768

half canyonBOT
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[#4768] "I have a 240 page art book with the same picture of Perry the platypus over and over again in different sizes!" - Litningman06 (07 Jun 2020 @ 06:41:09 PM UTC)

stray locust
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.quote #4767

half canyonBOT
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[#4767] "Suave semi aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury" - Litningman06 (07 Jun 2020 @ 06:20:30 PM UTC)

stray locust
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.quote #4766

half canyonBOT
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[#4766] "who quoted all of these" - ARrowKNee (07 Jun 2020 @ 05:40:51 PM UTC)

royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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.w Chicago

half canyonBOT
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Clear, 71F (22C) (295.15K) | High: 73F (23C) | Low: 55F (13C) | Humidity: 53% | Wind: N @ 5.33mph (8.6km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Chicago (IL, United States))

near prairie
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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remind me in 35 minutes to take the lasagna out of the oven

half canyonBOT
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You bet, Yaramy (#1560187)

winged vault
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
dense pagoda
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
timid vapor
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!list

broken lilyBOT
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abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

timid vapor
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!mphelp

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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.img Perry the Platyborg

fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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!lvl @lament tapir

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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wat

stray locust
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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Nice ping

oak iris
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
oak iris
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!lvl Arcane
#9967

broken lilyBOT
oak iris
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!lvl Arcane#9967

broken lilyBOT
royal rivet
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Identity theft?

oak iris
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I am arcane

fiery fossil
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rip

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!lvl 🌺GD🌺#4730

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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thats weird

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guess im on top again

half canyonBOT
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@bitter void: take the lasagna out of the oven (35m ago)

bitter void
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neat

royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
royal rivet
#

25 more

stray locust
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you can do it!

royal rivet
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yeah I can wOoo

frank stag
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#456] "I LOVE YOU!" - CutieCadyPie (27 Jan 2017 @ 04:59:56 AM UTC)

frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
round siren
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1905] "i want Fransizka Von Karma to step on me" - Airy Chips (27 Apr 2018 @ 08:33:18 PM UTC)

frank stag
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3044] "You prostate didn't you" - aquova (02 Nov 2018 @ 01:42:13 AM UTC)

fiery fossil
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#326] "lips are gross" - marmarru (18 Dec 2016 @ 06:02:25 AM UTC)

royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
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24 left!

royal rivet
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woOoo

fiery fossil
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pog

frank stag
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1910] "something something shinderu, idk, im not japanese" - ItsLiana (29 Apr 2018 @ 02:22:00 AM UTC)

fiery fossil
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3539] "UAAAAAUAAAGAHH" - sleepyrice (31 May 2019 @ 06:37:12 AM UTC)

fiery fossil
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1828] "I get ads about underwire free bras and skin care products these days so I think Google is drunk" - Crumbledore (13 Apr 2018 @ 10:30:28 PM UTC)

frank stag
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#4570] "imagine quoting yourself" - Frozenmagicaster (12 May 2020 @ 01:09:25 AM UTC)

frank stag
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3571] "Some days, my mother is like a bull in a china shop with technology" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (11 Jun 2019 @ 04:15:43 PM UTC)

frank stag
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#271] "somEBODY ONCE TOLD ME" - guusagi (25 Nov 2016 @ 09:31:55 PM UTC)

frank stag
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3414] "i don't need jesus . jesus needs me" - tittysprinkles (17 Apr 2019 @ 03:32:53 PM UTC)

frank stag
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2651] "I'll ride Bob to work every day" - Crumbledore (03 Aug 2018 @ 09:26:40 AM UTC)

fiery fossil
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1784] "i want the butt" - sleepyrice (04 Apr 2018 @ 12:38:32 AM UTC)

fiery fossil
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#341] ":smirj" - Christopher (23 Dec 2016 @ 09:51:26 AM UTC)

frank stag
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2732] "stop posting my newds" - Zaph (15 Aug 2018 @ 04:42:08 PM UTC)

fiery fossil
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rip

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2827] "oWo" - YSB1 (03 Sep 2018 @ 09:50:49 PM UTC)

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#138] "FACEBOOK MEMES!!!" - Marm ()

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3699] "i'm going to dress up in an eevee costume for an upcoming con" - A smile suits you nicely (08 Jul 2019 @ 08:48:59 PM UTC)

stray locust
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its like fortune cookies - I cant stop

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2279] "I would French-kiss my toe if it meant getting a new house ngl" - Mic. (08 Jun 2018 @ 11:07:00 AM UTC)

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1893] "Tape an entire laptop to ur forearm
just
do it" - Clock (23 Apr 2018 @ 03:23:00 PM UTC)

icy socket
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Are you having fun

normal lily
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
icy socket
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
icy socket
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27 is a very good number
I’m not leaving my seat

fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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i dont really mind if you overtake me

fiery fossil
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I need to top gender first before that

frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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nani

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is governor broken

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welp

icy socket
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Hello there. We are seeing some activity in here for the sole purpose of so farming and that isn’t cool. XP gained from abusing bot command may be removed.

fiery fossil
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so is all xp from bot commands revoked?

icy socket
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Not all

fiery fossil
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oh yeah I see it in your message now

frank stag
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its ok,, i can just leave if im causing too many problems

icy socket
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Hey Stardust, it’s not a serious thing and I hope it doesn’t upset you too much.

bitter void
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Wasn't xp gain removed already?

fiery fossil
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please stay in the server cheese

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they forgot to remove it with governor I think

bitter void
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They removed it today earlier

timid nexus
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We are still in the process of adjusting xp for some people

icy socket
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We (aka Aquo) have been working on Gov bot so things might have been out of place at times. aSDVpufferfast

bitter void
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Ooo fair

icy socket
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Aquo noticed me

fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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!lvl 🌺GD🌺#4730

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
past wing
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
rustic oyster
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
crystal ridge
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
blazing mulch
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
#

.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2578] "Zaph, did you finish" - Gorzałt (28 Jul 2018 @ 06:25:57 AM UTC)

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#914] "Chillin in my own lil area giving off only warmth but don't you dare stick your hand in here" - SuperMaronda64🌟 (01 Dec 2017 @ 12:58:11 PM UTC)

stray locust
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helpme

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#330] "touch my hips, yeaaahh" - Maru (19 Dec 2016 @ 05:07:55 PM UTC)

stray locust
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heh

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1875] "phdeez nuts" - sleepyrice (20 Apr 2018 @ 04:00:54 AM UTC)

timid vapor
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#4364] "I love anime girls UwU" - Tsugi (27 Feb 2020 @ 11:46:33 AM UTC)

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1795] "thinks about googling cat with titties, decides not to" - Magically Clueless (05 Apr 2018 @ 02:23:17 AM UTC)

stray locust
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wha

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how even

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now I want to google it.

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1897] "jadepees" - Magically Clueless (24 Apr 2018 @ 02:49:05 AM UTC)

stray locust
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jade pees indeed

fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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its not like much has changed

fiery fossil
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I wonder if this is after the change or if they haven't done me yet

frank stag
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i dropped like,, 40 levels, but im going to earn them back super fast anyways

midnight current
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how did you drop levels?

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
midnight current
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I didn't change GWczoLoliShrug

lament tapir
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I also dropped like 40

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
midnight current
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how did you all drop 40?

frank stag
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bot spam

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but i only started spammin after lvl 500 i think

midnight current
#

dam

lament tapir
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I wasn’t even doing it for levels 02Shrug

frank stag
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same

fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
crystal ridge
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
stray locust
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
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!lvl Arcane#9967

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
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hm guess you’re fine

stray locust
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.img image

fiery fossil
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.img img

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1548] "Its not a bad word if it doesnt exist in the dictionary" - 9Storm2 (22 Feb 2018 @ 11:36:45 AM UTC)

stray locust
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#4157] "what the heck ajax is hell" - israfil (17 Jan 2020 @ 01:44:08 AM UTC)

bitter void
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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neat

frank stag
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.img bee

frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
small wigeon
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.lvl

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
small wigeon
#

10 more

bitter void
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.img farming xp

half canyonBOT
small wigeon
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.img help

small wigeon
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.img duane

small wigeon
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lmao

bitter void
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Can I build one of those xp farms @ junimo

dusty linden
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.img duck

small wigeon
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.img quack

half canyonBOT
dusty linden
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Beautiful

lament tapir
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.img grape

frank stag
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.img hyacinth yellow

frank stag
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.img hyachinth blue

frank stag
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.img hyacinth pink

small wigeon
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.img what are you doing

half canyonBOT
frank stag
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.img hyacinth purple

half canyonBOT
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No results found (or API limit reached)

lament tapir
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ha

frank stag
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i just wanted pretyy flowers ;w;;

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.img hyacinth purple

frank stag
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thank you

bitter void
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remind me in 9 minutes to yes

half canyonBOT
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grumbles, mutters some vulgarities about humans...Yaramy in particular... fiiiine. (#1560854)

small wigeon
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remind me in 1 minute to die

half canyonBOT
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hey siri remind me to remind Neon Ghost in -- oh shit they weren't supposed to see this NOTHING TO SEE HERE I'M A REAL BOT (#1560868)

small wigeon
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lmao

half canyonBOT
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@small wigeon: die (1m ago)

small wigeon
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lmao

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it atcually

real wharf
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
half canyonBOT
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@bitter void: yes (9m ago)

lament tapir
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remind me in 7 hours to call Apple about the discount

half canyonBOT
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I'll have you know 🌺GD🌺 I am SO MUCH MORE than just a reminder bot. but fine. (#1560897)

fiery fossil
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Rip

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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.img burnt pan

frank stag
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look arcane, its you

small wigeon
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.img bonk

fiery fossil
royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
crystal ridge
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
real wharf
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what is this humble flex

lament tapir
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not flex

midnight current
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
midnight current
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that better?

frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
midnight current
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.choose yes, no

half canyonBOT
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yes

frank stag
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HAH

near prairie
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.quote @fresh mica

half canyonBOT
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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

fresh mica
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Nanda kore wa

naive condor
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
naive condor
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1052] "ooh yess swing me at that fly and hit it hard and this time REALLY squish it" - Danny (17 Dec 2017 @ 09:10:14 AM UTC)

naive condor
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#4401] "izzy after 14 is basically rio" - toe (07 Mar 2020 @ 05:01:28 PM UTC)

midnight current
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!lvl Gimbo Gibbington
#7657

broken lilyBOT
naive condor
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rip

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!lvl Gimbo Gibbington#7657

broken lilyBOT
naive condor
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gud?

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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Gary, Indiana is the murder capital of the U.S. - probably the world.

naive condor
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.wuote

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#4499] "Let your glowing innards flow free" - Makco (02 May 2020 @ 12:49:43 PM UTC)

exotic gazelle
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
winter steeple
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
winter steeple
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Bruhhhhhgh

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Gsgshshsv

scenic sluice
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
small wigeon
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
midnight current
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remind me in 10 minutes to flip nugggies

half canyonBOT
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For you? Of course, Frozenmagicaster (#1560980)

small wigeon
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remind me in 1 minute to idk

half canyonBOT
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i think that reminder is set for past my bedtime... but I think you're special Neon Ghost so I'll do it, for you (#1560983)

royal rivet
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remind me in 10 hours to get out of bed

half canyonBOT
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NO. FUCK YOU. NOT GON-- screw it. Consider it done, the other. (#1560984)

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@small wigeon: idk (1m ago)

small wigeon
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lmao

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remind me in 123789 minutes to do something

half canyonBOT
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As you wish, Neon Ghost (#1560988)

bitter void
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!lb

broken lilyBOT
half canyonBOT
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@midnight current: flip nugggies (10m ago)

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@frank stag: you have no life (730h ago)

royal rivet
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oh my god lmao

frank stag
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Oh my god

fiery fossil
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.timers

half canyonBOT
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3 timers open. 1437207: you a respected modder yet (365d | 46w2d5h35m31s remaining) 1437208: quarantine over yet (200d | 22w5d5h35m59s remaining) 1469227: see if I finished all my gundam (6900h | 36w5d2h5m14s remaining)

bitter void
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.timers

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5 timers open. 1476860: is the max (9999h | 55w3d17h11m39s remaining) 1469332: leb this server (69420h | 408w6d2h49m29s remaining) 1475321: this work? (1y | 48w15h45m29s remaining) 1534673: travel to a different country if I haven't already (1y | 50w6d18h20m25s remaining) 1475328: read the message above (87600h | 517w2d15h47m44s remaining)

bitter void
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oh fair

fiery fossil
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remind me in 87600 hours are you married yet

half canyonBOT
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alllllllllrighty then, Arcane (#1561005)

fiery fossil
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.timers

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4 timers open. 1437207: you a respected modder yet (365d | 46w2d5h34m32s remaining) 1561005: you married yet (87600h | 521w2d23h59m47s remaining) 1437208: quarantine over yet (200d | 22w5d5h35m0s remaining) 1469227: see if I finished all my gundam (6900h | 36w5d2h4m15s remaining)

royal rivet
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.timers

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4 timers open. 1536774: reread a big ship at the edge of the Galaxy (30d | 3w1d16h37m0s remaining) 1560984: get out of bed (10h | 9h50m1s remaining) 1536812: reread a big ship at the edge of the Galaxy (30d | 3w1d17h8m23s remaining) 1548694: finish reading that book you absolute dummy (1w | 3d2h16m7s remaining)

royal rivet
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Remind me in 2 years did you go on a date yet or are u still single hmm?

half canyonBOT
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[remember what they said in anger management...deep breaths...] YES I WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO ASSIST (#1561010)

naive condor
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2073] "and little boi me was like oh boy liquid in a can sounds fun" - jogabogi (25 May 2018 @ 05:29:55 PM UTC)

small wigeon
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#1411] "SMEZY RP! XD XD LITURATE PPL ONLY!!!" - Magically Clueless (02 Feb 2018 @ 05:04:06 AM UTC)

naive condor
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.lvl

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
small wigeon
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#657] "If you put your willy in non Royalty it will fall off" - Rin Spacey (30 Sep 2017 @ 08:34:53 AM UTC)

small wigeon
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.quote @exotic gazelle

half canyonBOT
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[#4723] "The rats are paying rent" - Hori (31 May 2020 @ 10:38:07 AM UTC)

exotic gazelle
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cuurse

small wigeon
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lmao

crystal ridge
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
small wigeon
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3644] "Ok fine maybe sometimes i shid and fard all over the place" - Narcopepsi (30 Jun 2019 @ 03:44:59 PM UTC)

small wigeon
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.quote Neon Ghost

half canyonBOT
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Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick] | On Discord? React to a message with 💬

small wigeon
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.quote NeonGhost

half canyonBOT
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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

small wigeon
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.quote @small wigeon

half canyonBOT
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[#4739] "who da fuck pinged me" - Neon Ghost (02 Jun 2020 @ 03:26:48 AM UTC)

bitter void
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yourself

timid vapor
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!reset

broken lilyBOT
oak iris
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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@half canyon you suck!

midnight current
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no one bolli uber

fiery fossil
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@half canyon fuck you

half canyonBOT
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NO FUCK YUOU

bitter void
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hey @UB3R-B0T don't be rude ty

half canyonBOT
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anytime, Yaramy xD

royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
naive condor
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
small wigeon
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#4751] "effect confusion was very effective!" - Micko (04 Jun 2020 @ 12:01:18 PM UTC)

small wigeon
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3110] "I like to touch the boot" - Narcopepsi (27 Nov 2018 @ 09:10:35 PM UTC)

small wigeon
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2016] "spoon titties" - Magically Clueless (19 May 2018 @ 03:59:56 AM UTC)

small wigeon
half canyonBOT
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@topaz nymph: world is going to end (666h ago)

small wigeon
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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That invalid user was right

small wigeon
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2509] "everybody in the club gettin titsy" - cthulhu’d (23 Jul 2018 @ 12:44:44 AM UTC)

small wigeon
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wtf are with these

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2511] "what is it with insert object and ASS" - f4iTh (23 Jul 2018 @ 03:50:52 AM UTC)

small wigeon
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,quote

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#4668] "shopkeeper doesnt actually sell anything, they just keep others from having it" - Oblivion_Walker (24 May 2020 @ 05:09:10 PM UTC)

small wigeon
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.quote @surreal lagoon

half canyonBOT
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[#854] "kiss under the mosquito" - tittysprinkles (13 Nov 2017 @ 03:10:24 AM UTC)

small wigeon
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why is your name that

surreal lagoon
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🙂

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.quote @small wigeon

half canyonBOT
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[#4739] "who da fuck pinged me" - Neon Ghost (02 Jun 2020 @ 03:26:48 AM UTC)

surreal lagoon
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me

small wigeon
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who da fuck

surreal lagoon
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🙂

small wigeon
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mk

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.quote @surreal lagoon

half canyonBOT
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[#4023] "strippers are on my mind i guess" - tittysprinkles (08 Nov 2019 @ 12:41:32 AM UTC)

surreal lagoon
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ican never remember actually saying these things

fiery fossil
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fuck

surreal lagoon
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.quote @fiery fossil

half canyonBOT
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[#4508] "stop making a fool out of me" - Arcane (04 May 2020 @ 06:29:57 PM UTC)