#governors-mansion | Stardew Valley | Page 607

mystic moss Jun 6, 2020, 10:36 PM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 10:36 PM

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Trouble always comes at the wrong time.

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 10:37 PM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 10:37 PM

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Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).

mystic moss Jun 6, 2020, 10:37 PM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 10:37 PM

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"The medium is the message." -- Marshall McLuhan

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 10:38 PM

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.img DEADBOLT

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.img deadbolt

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frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 10:38 PM

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.img carnation

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.img marigold

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 10:39 PM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 10:39 PM

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The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.

mystic moss Jun 6, 2020, 10:39 PM

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Hmm

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 10:39 PM

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that's cool

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I guess

mystic moss Jun 6, 2020, 10:40 PM

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Muhhamad's populair

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frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 10:41 PM

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frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 10:41 PM

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fuck you too

mystic moss Jun 6, 2020, 10:41 PM

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.img radiation chair

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.img anise magnolia

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.img magnolia

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frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 10:43 PM

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@half canyon fuck you

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 10:43 PM

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NO FUCK YUOU

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 10:43 PM

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 10:43 PM

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looks good

mystic moss Jun 6, 2020, 10:44 PM

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.img Panzersoldat

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mystic moss Jun 6, 2020, 10:44 PM

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.img Der Eisendrache

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mystic moss Jun 6, 2020, 10:44 PM

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.img Kino der Toten

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mystic moss Jun 6, 2020, 10:46 PM

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.img Group 935

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 10:48 PM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 10:48 PM

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The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 10:48 PM

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.img Y.V

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 10:49 PM

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.img Y.V

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https://image.shutterstock.com/image-vector/initial-letter-yv-vy-minimalist-260nw-1259970853.jpg

cursive forum Jun 6, 2020, 10:49 PM

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.img yv nuclear throne

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timid vapor Jun 6, 2020, 11:08 PM

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!fixanything

broken lilyBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:08 PM

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

thorn fossil Jun 6, 2020, 11:14 PM

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.quote @thorn fossil

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:14 PM

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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

exotic gazelle Jun 6, 2020, 11:15 PM

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.quote @exotic gazelle

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:15 PM

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[#4723] "The rats are paying rent" - Hori (31 May 2020 @ 10:38:07 AM UTC)

exotic gazelle Jun 6, 2020, 11:15 PM

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.quotes @exotic gazelle

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.quote @exotic gazelle

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:15 PM

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[#4731] "Only sleep when your eyelids start licking your eyeballs out of survival instinct" - Hori (01 Jun 2020 @ 09:19:34 AM UTC)

exotic gazelle Jun 6, 2020, 11:16 PM

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.quote @exotic gazelle

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:16 PM

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[#4585] "welp. My crush rejection story:
So one I've had a crush on this boy since 4th grade (ik, omg) And One day on Friday, (yes, I planned it out so it wouldn't be awkward the next day) - wait hold up" - Hori (14 May 2020 @ 09:02:31 AM UTC)

exotic gazelle Jun 6, 2020, 11:16 PM

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.quote @exotic gazelle

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:16 PM

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[#4758] "I always go in blindly" - Hori (06 Jun 2020 @ 10:19:55 PM UTC)

exotic gazelle Jun 6, 2020, 11:16 PM

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.quote @exotic gazelle

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:16 PM

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[#4602] "you should try going as deep as possible as fast as possible" - Hori (19 May 2020 @ 03:03:33 AM UTC)

exotic gazelle Jun 6, 2020, 11:16 PM

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...

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.quote @exotic gazelle

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:16 PM

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[#4758] "I always go in blindly" - Hori (06 Jun 2020 @ 10:19:55 PM UTC)

frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 11:16 PM

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hori why

exotic gazelle Jun 6, 2020, 11:17 PM

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coNTEXT IS NEEDED

frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 11:17 PM

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no context

exotic gazelle Jun 6, 2020, 11:17 PM

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its probably about SC

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i swear

frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 11:19 PM

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it is

blazing mulch Jun 6, 2020, 11:19 PM

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.quote 4730

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:19 PM

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[#4730] "I’ll come drag you into bed arcane SDVpufferwoke " - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (01 Jun 2020 @ 08:47:39 AM UTC)

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:27 PM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:27 PM

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An Olympic gold medal must contain 92.5 percent silver

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:27 PM

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heh

rustic oyster Jun 6, 2020, 11:27 PM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:27 PM

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

rustic oyster Jun 6, 2020, 11:28 PM

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Dolphines are rapists.

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:28 PM

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.img gun that make breakfast

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:28 PM

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:29 PM

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.img gun that hate texas

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frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 11:29 PM

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.img cute bee

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rustic oyster Jun 6, 2020, 11:30 PM

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What is the API limit?

timid vapor Jun 6, 2020, 11:30 PM

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!lvl

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frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 11:30 PM

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!lvl

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frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 11:30 PM

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!lb

broken lilyBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:30 PM

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https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

timid vapor Jun 6, 2020, 11:30 PM

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Oooh Cheese you're the thing before Desperado, congrats SDVpufferparty

frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 11:31 PM

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lol owo

cursive forum Jun 6, 2020, 11:31 PM

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:31 PM

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.img cute bee

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:33 PM

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!lvl

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.img gun that make breakfast

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rustic oyster Jun 6, 2020, 11:34 PM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:34 PM

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About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:34 PM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:34 PM

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The pancreas produces Insulin.

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:34 PM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:34 PM

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[#2019] ""oh my god jade, fucking worthless"-ian" - Arphenion (19 May 2018 @ 04:14:55 AM UTC)

frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 11:34 PM

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.img jade

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:35 PM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:35 PM

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[#3772] "🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
🐠 🐟 🦈 :SDVJelly:" - YSB1 (16 Jul 2019 @ 01:46:03 AM UTC)

near prairie Jun 6, 2020, 11:36 PM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:36 PM

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[#433] "that's what we programmers do, we like to call this 'troubleshooting'" - aurnj (21 Jan 2017 @ 11:35:57 PM UTC)

near prairie Jun 6, 2020, 11:36 PM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:36 PM

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[#278] "my name is piss but not my pants" - Magic (30 Nov 2016 @ 06:42:47 AM UTC)

near prairie Jun 6, 2020, 11:37 PM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:37 PM

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[#3536] "uses textedit, like a crazy barbarian" - Amu Tsukiyomi (30 May 2019 @ 04:57:34 AM UTC)

near prairie Jun 6, 2020, 11:37 PM

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.img king dedede

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:37 PM

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.img gun that make breakfast

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:37 PM

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third time

frank stag Jun 6, 2020, 11:37 PM

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stop

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you broke it

near prairie Jun 6, 2020, 11:38 PM

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.quote @near prairie

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:38 PM

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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:38 PM

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okay

cursive forum Jun 6, 2020, 11:38 PM

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!lvl

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near prairie Jun 6, 2020, 11:38 PM

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!lvl

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stray locust Jun 6, 2020, 11:54 PM

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.img gun that make breakfast

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.img hyacinth

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bitter void Jun 6, 2020, 11:57 PM

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remind me in 40 minutes to take the bread out of the oven

half canyonBOT Jun 6, 2020, 11:57 PM

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lmao that's what you need a reminder for? yeah ok (#1557581)

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 12:37 AM

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@bitter void: take the bread out of the oven (40m ago)

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 12:41 AM

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breab

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 12:42 AM

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BRAHASB

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*breab

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 12:43 AM

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BREB

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!lvl

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bitter void Jun 7, 2020, 12:53 AM

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banana breab

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Also gratz for the cropmaster SDVpufferparty

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 1:00 AM

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owo thc

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*tha

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Fuck

little hill Jun 7, 2020, 1:30 AM

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!lvl

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near prairie Jun 7, 2020, 1:45 AM

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.quote @near prairie

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 1:45 AM

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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

radiant grail Jun 7, 2020, 1:59 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 1:59 AM

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[#4319] "He probably has a date... yaknow" - Soycustard (14 Feb 2020 @ 05:46:24 AM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:01 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 2:01 AM

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[#833] "heckin hecker. fart you." - BattleShout (08 Nov 2017 @ 01:41:38 PM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:01 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 2:01 AM

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[#1829] "I'm a rabid dog furry be prepared to get fucked UP" - Jillian (14 Apr 2018 @ 04:00:44 PM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:01 AM

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.quote

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[#4754] "Why else would I use a fucking screwdriver" - Arcane (05 Jun 2020 @ 07:14:58 AM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:01 AM

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That's a bad word

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 2:01 AM

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[#2279] "I would French-kiss my toe if it meant getting a new house ngl" - Mic. (08 Jun 2018 @ 11:07:00 AM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:01 AM

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.quote

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[#520] "i like penguins with boobs" - yasir (06 May 2017 @ 04:27:29 AM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:02 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 2:02 AM

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[#269] "So I was born in japan idk where probably in tokyo where Naruto took place?" - Guusagi (23 Nov 2016 @ 04:11:42 PM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:02 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 2:02 AM

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[#3003] "How did you know im both bad, ass, and a badass :meowawauu:" - Bee (17 Oct 2018 @ 07:21:42 AM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:02 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 2:02 AM

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[#3173] "🍩 die smook" - ashthetrouble (22 Dec 2018 @ 11:17:34 AM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:02 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 2:02 AM

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[#982] "It's too late. You were bamboozled." - BattleShout (10 Dec 2017 @ 05:52:15 AM UTC)

hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:02 AM

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Nice

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[#982] "It's too late. You were bamboozled." - BattleShout (10 Dec 2017 @ 05:52:15 AM UTC)
@half canyon I quoted your quote

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 2:09 AM

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!lvl

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 2:09 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 2:09 AM

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 2:09 AM

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LOL

bitter void Jun 7, 2020, 2:12 AM

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!lvl

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 2:13 AM

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Oh GG on rancher btw yaramy

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 2:14 AM

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Grats!

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 2:15 AM

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pog

tight meadow Jun 7, 2020, 2:16 AM

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.userinfo

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 2:16 AM

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UserInfo for elibo#2971 aka elli 🐰: ID: 594812497370808370 | Created: 30 Jun 2019 08:52:30 AM UTC | Joined: 04 Jul 2019 08:46:16 AM UTC | Join position: 25865 | word on the street: almost saw a bear once

oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 2:20 AM

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!lvl

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past wing Jun 7, 2020, 2:21 AM

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Grats Yaramy and Stardust

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 2:22 AM

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!lvl

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royal rivet Jun 7, 2020, 2:24 AM

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!lvl

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hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:42 AM

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!lvl

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hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:42 AM

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.img meme dank

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hollow solar Jun 7, 2020, 2:42 AM

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.img dank memes

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.img meme

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!lvl

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exotic gazelle Jun 7, 2020, 2:50 AM

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!lvl

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 2:56 AM

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!lvl

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 2:56 AM

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oop

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 2:58 AM

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smh

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!lvl

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royal rivet Jun 7, 2020, 3:05 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:05 AM

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A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 3:05 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:05 AM

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near prairie Jun 7, 2020, 3:07 AM

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!lvl

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midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 3:09 AM

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!lvl

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near prairie Jun 7, 2020, 3:14 AM

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.img Perry the platypus

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:14 AM

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near prairie Jun 7, 2020, 3:14 AM

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Oh ok... ;-;

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:14 AM

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rip

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:15 AM

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.img grape

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:15 AM

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:16 AM

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@half canyon fuck you

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:16 AM

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NO FUCK YUOU

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:16 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:16 AM

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When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:16 AM

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graep

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:22 AM

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ty doggoblush

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:24 AM

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yw

oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 3:26 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:26 AM

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:27 AM

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!lvl

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:27 AM

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one day

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one day i will be abl to spend all day on discord again

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.q

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.q add

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:31 AM

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[#1491] "My fun on discord is from going to random people and start listening along with them on spotify" - Spaceburger (11 Feb 2018 @ 09:37:42 PM UTC)

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:31 AM

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.quote add

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:31 AM

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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:33 AM

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.quote add "MEET THE ROBINSONS DID NOT ADDRESS CRIPPLING IDENTITY ISSUES, ABANDONENT ISSUES, AND CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FOR YOU TO CALL IT "THAT PIXAR MOVIE WITH THE CAFFEINE PATCHES"" -Astrid
#0210

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:33 AM

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Please use 💬 reactions to add quotes. Or .quote add "text" - userid:### nick

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:33 AM

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bbruh

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:33 AM

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The # on a dif line?

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:34 AM

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.quote add "MEET THE ROBINSONS DID NOT ADDRESS CRIPPLING IDENTITY ISSUES, ABANDONENT ISSUES, AND CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FOR YOU TO CALL IT "THAT PIXAR MOVIE WITH THE CAFFEINE PATCHES" -Astrid#0210

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:34 AM

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Please use 💬 reactions to add quotes. Or .quote add "text" - userid:### nick

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:34 AM

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.quote add "MEET THE ROBINSONS DID NOT ADDRESS CRIPPLING IDENTITY ISSUES, ABANDONENT ISSUES, AND CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FOR YOU TO CALL IT "THAT PIXAR MOVIE WITH THE CAFFEINE PATCHES"" -Astrid#0210

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:35 AM

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Please use 💬 reactions to add quotes. Or .quote add "text" - userid:### nick

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:35 AM

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.quote add "MEET THE ROBINSONS DID NOT ADDRESS CRIPPLING IDENTITY ISSUES, ABANDONENT ISSUES, AND CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FOR YOU TO CALL IT "THAT PIXAR MOVIE WITH THE CAFFEINE PATCHES"" -Astrid#0210 Goose

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:35 AM

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Please use 💬 reactions to add quotes. Or .quote add "text" - userid:### nick

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:35 AM

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welp

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:36 AM

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i gib up

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:37 AM

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.quote add "MEET THE ROBINSONS DID NOT ADDRESS CRIPPLING IDENTITY ISSUES, ABANDONENT ISSUES, AND CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FOR YOU TO CALL IT "THAT PIXAR MOVIE WITH THE CAFFEINE PATCHES"" - Astrid#0210

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:37 AM

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New quote added by 🌺GenderDragon🌺 as #4759

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 3:37 AM

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See

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 3:37 AM

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should i write that oe down

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 3:38 AM

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Just do the name instead of the whole id thing

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:38 AM

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Space before and after -

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 3:39 AM

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Just like .quote add “words” - person

uneven dagger Jun 7, 2020, 3:51 AM

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!lb

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:51 AM

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https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

naive condor Jun 7, 2020, 3:51 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:51 AM

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naive condor Jun 7, 2020, 3:52 AM

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!lvl Pugna#5979

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:52 AM

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:57 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:57 AM

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:57 AM

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Bruh

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:58 AM

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Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:58 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 3:58 AM

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 3:58 AM

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nice

oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 4:00 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:00 AM

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frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 4:05 AM

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Gd uh oh

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:05 AM

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frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 4:05 AM

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gd plz dont shank me

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:05 AM

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HHHHHHHH

royal rivet Jun 7, 2020, 4:07 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:07 AM

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[#4589] "HE TOUCHED MY HAND AT SOME POINT I ALMOST SCREAMED" - snowzie (14 May 2020 @ 11:12:45 PM UTC)

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 4:16 AM

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rip

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oh I remember that

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:17 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:17 AM

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[#4504] "i wanan be a serial killer" - snowzie (03 May 2020 @ 03:38:08 PM UTC)

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:17 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:17 AM

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[#1649] "if it ain't scooby doo, it ain't anime" - BattleShout (10 Mar 2018 @ 10:33:21 PM UTC)

past wing Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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How do you check someone else's join date w/o pinging them?

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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uhh

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.userinfo RickArcher#2626

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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User not found. Try a direct mention.

past wing Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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rip

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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!userinfo RickArcher#2626

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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RickArcher#2626

aka Archer

ID

286281839889481728

created

Tue Feb 28 23:41:49 2017

joined

Sun Feb 2 20:19:06 2020

roles

Spring, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Spring 2020

past wing Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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Ohh

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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there we go

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remind me in 11 hours to sleep early

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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Ugh I suppose, 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (#1558159)

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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ty

past wing Jun 7, 2020, 4:25 AM

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!uderinfo MrBonjuyar
#6927

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whoops

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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👏

past wing Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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Lol

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uderinfo

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😄

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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nice

past wing Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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!userinfo MrBonjuyar#6927

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Denied

bitter void Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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!userinfo

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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Yaramy#3165

aka Yaramy / 4730 hours for wtf role

ID

359806154093756466

created

Tue Sep 19 21:01:12 2017

joined

Wed Jul 31 18:13:08 2019

roles

Winter, Fall, Spring, Valentines, Contest Winner, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Pixelsmith, Contentsmith, Modder, Spring 2020

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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!userinfo

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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Frozenmagicaster#2440

aka ♡ ~Frozo ♡ Abby~ ♡

ID

324798948709629954

created

Thu Jun 15 06:35:03 2017

joined

Fri Jul 6 06:57:23 2018

roles

Winter, Fall, Summer, Spring, Valentines, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Cropmaster, Desperado, Spring 2020

bitter void Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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Not enough roles smh

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:26 AM

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!userinfo MrBonjuyar#6927

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hm

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!userinfo MrBonjuyar#6927

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welp f

past wing Jun 7, 2020, 4:27 AM

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I think he's in the server?

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:28 AM

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📎 image0.jpg

past wing Jun 7, 2020, 4:28 AM

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hm

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He sent me an invite to join a lady's nude server

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Anybody else get spam from him? lol

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 4:31 AM

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nup

plain warren Jun 7, 2020, 4:35 AM

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👀

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:35 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:35 AM

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plain warren Jun 7, 2020, 4:35 AM

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(why wasn't i invited..)

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jk lol

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:3 gen

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 4:39 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:39 AM

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oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 4:41 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:41 AM

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plain warren Jun 7, 2020, 4:41 AM

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!userinfo MrBonjuyar#6927

bitter void Jun 7, 2020, 4:45 AM

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.userinfo

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:45 AM

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UserInfo for Yaramy#3165 aka Yaramy / 4730 hours for wtf role: ID: 359806154093756466 | Created: 19 Sep 2017 09:01:12 PM UTC | Joined: 31 Jul 2019 06:13:08 PM UTC | Join position: 27863 | word on the street: loading...

bitter void Jun 7, 2020, 4:46 AM

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My join position is constantly dropping SDVthinking

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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.userinfo

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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UserInfo for Stardust✨#1121 aka Cheese【𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕦𝕤𝕥✨𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥🌟】: ID: 598376807296794634 | Created: 10 Jul 2019 04:55:48 AM UTC | Joined: 31 Mar 2020 07:33:53 AM UTC | Join position: 50741 | word on the street: owns a coat

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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!userinfo

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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🌺GenderDragon🌺#4730

aka 🌺GD🌺

ID

217466597076500481

created

Tue Aug 23 02:14:37 2016

joined

Thu Apr 16 02:13:11 2020

boosted

Wed May 13 13:02:12 2020

roles

coines, Spring, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Pixelsmith, Contentsmith, Modder, Spring 2020

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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.userinfo @lament tapir

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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UserInfo for 🌺GenderDragon🌺#4730 aka 🌺GD🌺: ID: 217466597076500481 | Created: 23 Aug 2016 02:14:37 AM UTC | Joined: 16 Apr 2020 02:13:11 AM UTC | Join position: 52896 | word on the street: string.Empty

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 4:48 AM

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 4:58 AM

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waits its only been since apriil

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 4:59 AM

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yes?

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 5:00 AM

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rip

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feels like longer

blazing mulch Jun 7, 2020, 5:00 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:00 AM

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blazing mulch Jun 7, 2020, 5:00 AM

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Sad

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 5:01 AM

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GWpinkuKannaPat

royal rivet Jun 7, 2020, 5:01 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:01 AM

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bold quiver Jun 7, 2020, 5:04 AM

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Remind me in 336 hours do u still want nail polish

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:04 AM

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yep sure sure np (#1558229)

bold quiver Jun 7, 2020, 5:05 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:05 AM

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oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 5:05 AM

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!userinfo

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:05 AM

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Micko#8003

ID

343331513900859395

created

Sat Aug 5 09:56:51 2017

joined

Tue Oct 3 03:35:14 2017

roles

Winter, Spring, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Artisan, Spring 2020

oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 5:05 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:05 AM

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 5:08 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:08 AM

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“The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:13 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:13 AM

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*** A NEW KIND OF PROGRAMMING *** Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands? Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere? If so, then let the Famous Programmers' School lead you on... into the world of professional computer programming. They say a good programmer can write 20 lines of effective program per day. With our unique training course, we'll show you how to write 20 lines of code and lots more besides. Our training course covers every programming language in existence, and some that aren't. You'll learn why the on/off switch for a computer is so important, what the words fatal error mean, and who and what you should blame when you make a mistake. Yes, I want the brochure describing this incredible offer. I enclose $1000 is small unmarked bills to cover the cost of postage and handling. (No live poultry, please.) *** Our Slogan: Top down programming for the masses. ***

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:15 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:15 AM

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"Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?" -- Patricia O Tuama, rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:16 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:16 AM

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -- Mark Twain

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:17 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:17 AM

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Kindness is the beginning of cruelty. -- Muad'dib [Frank Herbert, "Dune"]

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:19 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:19 AM

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Ferguson's Precept: A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:21 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:21 AM

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There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. -- Charles Anthony Richard Hoare

real wharf Jun 7, 2020, 5:22 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:22 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:22 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:22 AM

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=== ALL CSH USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== Set the variable $LOSERS to all the people that you think are losers. This will cause all said losers to have the variable $PEOPLE-WHO-THINK-I-AM-A-LOSER updated in their .login file. Should you attempt to execute a job on a machine with poor response time and a machine on your local net is currently populated by losers, that machine will be freed up for your job through a cold boot process.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:23 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:23 AM

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An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.

oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 5:24 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:24 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:25 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:25 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:26 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:26 AM

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Unfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys. I have many friends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted to throw the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him, slash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound. -- Jon Bentley

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:27 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:27 AM

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Old age is too high a price to pay for maturity.

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 5:27 AM

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owo

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.quot

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.quru

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fuck

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:28 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:28 AM

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Don't vote -- it only encourages them!

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:29 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:29 AM

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"Why can't we ever attempt to solve a problem in this country without having a 'War' on it?" -- Rich Thomson, talk.politics.misc

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:30 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:30 AM

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If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around. Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for you'll see a lot of it and you had better be on speaking terms with it. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:31 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:31 AM

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101-ism: The tendency to pick apart, often in minute detail, all aspects of life using half-understood pop psychology as a tool. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:32 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:32 AM

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If you cannot in the long run tell everyone what you have been doing, your doing was worthless. -- Edwim Schrodinger

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:33 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:33 AM

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"It's easier said than done." ... and if you don't believe it, try proving that it's easier done than said, and you'll see that "it's easier said that `it's easier done than said' than it is done", which really proves that "it's easier said than done".

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:34 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:34 AM

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Be it our wealth, our jobs, or even our homes; nothing is safe while the legislature is in session.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:35 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:35 AM

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ignisecond, n: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!" -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:36 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:36 AM

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Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles. -- Howard Chaykin

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:37 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:37 AM

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Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical experiments instead of rats? a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientist's don't become as emotionally attached to them. c) There are some things that even rats won't do for money.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:38 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:38 AM

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*** DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM? *** Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands? Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere? If so, then let the Famous Programmers' School lead you on... into the world of professional computer programming. *** IS PROGRAMMING FOR YOU? *** Programming is not for everyone. But, if you have the desire to learn, we can help you get started. All you need is the Famous Programmers' Course and enough money to keep those lessons coming month after month. *** TAKE OUR FREE APTITUDE TEST *** To help determine if you are qualified to be a programmer, take a moment to try this simple test: (1) Write down the numbers from zero to nine and the first six letters of the alphabet (Hint: 0123456789ABCDEF). (2) Whose picture is on the back of a twenty-dollar bill? (3) What is the state capital of Idaho? If you managed to read all three questions without wondering why we asked them, you may have a future as a computer programmer.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:39 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:39 AM

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QED.

plain warren Jun 7, 2020, 5:39 AM

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👀

real wharf Jun 7, 2020, 5:40 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:40 AM

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"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history." -- George Bernard Shaw

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:40 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:40 AM

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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:41 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:41 AM

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I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. -- Will Rogers

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:42 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:42 AM

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He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open. -- Scottish proverb.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:43 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:43 AM

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If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be fertilizing it.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:44 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:44 AM

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NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right. -- G. B. Shaw, "The Man of Destiny"

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:45 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:45 AM

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To be is to be related. -- C. J. Keyser.

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 5:45 AM

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bees

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:46 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:46 AM

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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:47 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:47 AM

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:48 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:48 AM

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The following statement is not true. The previous statement is true.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:49 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:49 AM

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My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs. -- Woody Allen, on Epistemology

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:50 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:50 AM

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It is the wisdom of crocodiles, that shed tears when they would devour. -- Francis Bacon

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:51 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:51 AM

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I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend than be one. -- Clarence Darrow

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:52 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:52 AM

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[#4668] "shopkeeper doesnt actually sell anything, they just keep others from having it" - Oblivion_Walker (24 May 2020 @ 05:09:10 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:53 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:53 AM

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Thufir's a Harkonnen now.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:54 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:54 AM

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[#1074] "im on the eggman x sakura ship" - Airy Chips (20 Dec 2017 @ 03:07:46 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:55 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:55 AM

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[#2173] "idk why but apparently lemon trees do really well if you peepee on em" - SnailFever (01 Jun 2018 @ 04:37:57 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:56 AM

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!lb

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:56 AM

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https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:57 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:57 AM

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[#4083] "Dyson: the last airbender" - Bee (08 Dec 2019 @ 08:52:16 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:58 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:58 AM

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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 5:59 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 5:59 AM

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[#2729] "dw we're all thots this blessed day" - Bee (15 Aug 2018 @ 05:31:21 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:00 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:00 AM

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[#1935] "Fight me! Dribbles man n cheese" - FanDidlyTastic (04 May 2018 @ 12:06:15 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:01 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:01 AM

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Antarctica is the only continent on which no Lepidoptera have been found.

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 6:02 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:02 AM

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A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:02 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:02 AM

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[#1161] "it's not the only thing that's hard" - Danny (07 Jan 2018 @ 08:47:12 PM UTC)

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:02 AM

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my

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:03 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:03 AM

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A boy spent years collecting postage stamps. The girl next door bought an album too, and started her own collection. "Dad, she buys everything I've bought, and it's taken all the fun out of it for me. I'm quitting." Don't, son, remember, 'Imitation is the sincerest form of philately.'"

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:04 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:04 AM

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The Commandments of the EE: (1) Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most embarrassing manner. (2) Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this earthly vale of tears. (3) Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth, and upon which the worketh, are grounded and thusly tagged lest they lift thee to a radio frequency potential and causeth thee to make like a radiator too. (4) Tarry thou not amongst these fools that engage in intentional shocks for they are not long for this world and are surely unbelievers.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:05 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:05 AM

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"The porcupine with the sharpest quills gets stuck on a tree more often."

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:05 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:05 AM

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frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:05 AM

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bees

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:05 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:05 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:05 AM

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Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:06 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:06 AM

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Kill Ugly Processor Architectures -- Karl Lehenbauer

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:06 AM

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bees

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:07 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:07 AM

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If God is One, what is bad? -- Charles Manson

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:08 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:08 AM

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The universe is an island, surrounded by whatever it is that surrounds universes.

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:08 AM

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.bees

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.img bee

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:08 AM

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No results found (or API limit reached)

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:08 AM

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oh come on

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:08 AM

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[#1944] "u cant just announce that u live in a tiddy" - feeblebeeble (05 May 2018 @ 05:31:53 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:09 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:09 AM

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All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 6:09 AM

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.img grape

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:09 AM

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https://files.nccih.nih.gov/files/grapes-grape-seed-extract-Vitis-vinifera-ThinkstockPhotos-164089709-edit-square.jpg

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:10 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:10 AM

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The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:11 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:11 AM

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Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”.

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:11 AM

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.img bee

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:11 AM

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http://www.google.com/logos/doodles/2020/earth-day-2020-6753651837108357.2-2xa.gif

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:12 AM

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.img bees

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:12 AM

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No results found (or API limit reached)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:12 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:12 AM

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Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world.

oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 6:12 AM

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.img Genderdragon

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:12 AM

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No results found (or API limit reached)

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 6:12 AM

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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Rip

oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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trying to find your pfp but in a higher resolution

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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that won’t work lol

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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I dont think there is one

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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I can send it if you want

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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lol

oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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yes please

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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yall doin art contest thingie

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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I tried to reverse image search it for a high res reference

oak iris Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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need it as a reference

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:13 AM

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Me too

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:14 AM

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Purge

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:14 AM

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yall wanna see some absolute trash art from way back when?

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:14 AM

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Yes

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:14 AM

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it was from 2019 gosh it was awful,,

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:15 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:15 AM

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A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:16 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:16 AM

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[#1160] "well he is handsome and wonderful but alas not boyfriend shaped" - Magically Clueless (07 Jan 2018 @ 08:18:17 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:17 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:17 AM

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[#1142] ""cheese" and "taint" should never be within 5 sentences of each other" - Nano (04 Jan 2018 @ 02:22:40 AM UTC)

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:17 AM

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uh oh

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:17 AM

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Rip

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:18 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:18 AM

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[#2042] "goat tittie" - Magically Clueless (21 May 2018 @ 03:12:10 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:19 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:19 AM

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[#4407] "I don't want my room to look like some stripper joint thank you" - Thinkfast (10 Mar 2020 @ 10:10:27 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:20 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:20 AM

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[#135] "don't bring home a girl who doesn't love sonic B)" - keychain ()

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:22 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:22 AM

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[#2064] "mfw I beat up a pre schooler..." - TheNewit (24 May 2018 @ 01:13:22 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:23 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:23 AM

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[#4117] "Arabic gestapos quarantine ducklings" - Bee (05 Jan 2020 @ 07:38:25 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:24 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:24 AM

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[#3709] "i am one with the poo poo fart man" - Rio (09 Jul 2019 @ 07:47:18 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:25 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:25 AM

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[#3150] "aero likes peepees" - sleepyrice (16 Dec 2018 @ 06:28:36 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:26 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:26 AM

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[#3111] "F E E L T H E H A T E Y O U N G P O O S H I T T E R" - primordialclamchowder (28 Nov 2018 @ 06:48:52 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:27 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:27 AM

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[#416] "leggy weggy" - Lewis (16 Jan 2017 @ 04:42:27 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:28 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:28 AM

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[#1967] "they got the skinny ones but then theres the lil fat ones" - feeblebeeble (11 May 2018 @ 06:33:10 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:28 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:28 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:29 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:29 AM

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[#680] "They check me over for pumps to see if I have rat" - Jasper (03 Oct 2017 @ 11:44:24 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:30 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:30 AM

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[#721] "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" - eemie (10 Oct 2017 @ 02:08:33 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:31 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:31 AM

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[#4247] "Yeah I can sex to this" - Gimbo Gibbington (29 Jan 2020 @ 11:01:11 PM UTC)

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:31 AM

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i just got fucking rickrolled

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:32 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:32 AM

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[#2527] "u're addicted and u need help" - toe (24 Jul 2018 @ 03:02:31 PM UTC)

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 6:32 AM

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lmao

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:33 AM

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By eemie

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:33 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:33 AM

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Brisk talkers are usually slow thinkers. There is, indeed, no wild beast more to be dreaded than a communicative man having nothing to communicate. If you are civil to the voluble, they will abuse your patience; if brusque, your character. -- Jonathan Swift

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:36 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:36 AM

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-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony. -- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles. -- Neophyte's serendipity. -- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow. -- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic plant. -- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escallation of a lucrative nature. -- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of fracturing osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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"We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog, star of "The Muppet Show." [3] [3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort of character. But since we weren't sure whether it was OK to name our protocol after this popular television and movie star, we pretended that KERMIT was an acronym; unfortunately, we could never find a good set of words to go with the letters, as readers of some of our early source code can attest. Later, while looking through a name book for his forthcoming baby, Bill Catchings noticed that "Kermit" was a Celtic word for "free", which is what all Kermit programs should be, and words to this effect replaced the strained acronyms in our source code (Bill's baby turned out to be a girl, so he had to name her Becky instead). When BYTE Magazine was preparing our 1984 Kermit article for publication, they suggested we contact Henson Associates Inc. for permission to say that we did indeed name the protocol after Kermit the Frog. Permission was kindly granted, and now the real story can be told. I resisted the temptation, however, to call the present work "Kermit the Book." -- Frank da Cruz, "Kermit - A File Transfer Protocol"

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency." -- Albert Einstein

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. -- Niccolo Machiavelli

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:37 AM

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boss, n: According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss, in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an ornamental stud."

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:38 AM

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Oh Rho, nice PFP, please don't stab me D:

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:39 AM

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no worries. i only stab with consent SDVjunimostab jk ty it’s from picrew 😂

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:40 AM

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Looks very cute :>

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 6:40 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:40 AM

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Round Numbers are always false. -- Samuel Johnson

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:41 AM

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rho i gib u consent to stab me

midnight current Jun 7, 2020, 6:41 AM

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GWomoRaphiOhMy

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:41 AM

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with delight SDVnukebox

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:42 AM

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😳

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:42 AM

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Oh boy

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:43 AM

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lemme just—😳

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:43 AM

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"I think trash is the most important manifestation of culture we have in my lifetime." -- Johnny Legend

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:43 AM

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I'm trash, I'm important

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:45 AM

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we are important to culture 😌

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:46 AM

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SDVpuffercowboy

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:47 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:47 AM

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The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:47 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:47 AM

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Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts ...Here's How You Can Tell Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human -- but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say experts. They listed 10 signs to watch for: (3) Bizarre sense of humor. Space aliens who don't understand earthly humor may laugh during a company training film or tell jokes that no one understands, said Steiger. (6) Misuses everyday items. "A space alien may use correction fluid to paint its nails," said Steiger. (8) Secretive about personal life-style and home. "An alien won't discuss details or talk about what it does at night or on weekends." (10) Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near certain high-tech hardware. "An alien may experience a mood change when a microwave oven is turned on," said Steiger. The experts pointed out that a co-worker would have to display most if not all of these traits before you can positively identify him as a space alien. -- National Enquirer, Michael Cassels, August, 1984. [I thought everybody laughed at company training films. Ed.]

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:47 AM

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I ain't got no coworker

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Oops

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:48 AM

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"All these black people are screwing up my democracy." - Ian Smith

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:48 AM

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What

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:48 AM

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Ian, sir, very untimely

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:49 AM

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Cops never say good-bye. They're always hoping to see you again in the line-up. -- Raymond Chandler

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 6:49 AM

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oh my SDVpuffersweats

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:49 AM

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While there's life, there's hope. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:49 AM

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Mars has no hope

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:49 AM

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BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:50 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:50 AM

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Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful than the sun." "Why?", he was asked. "Because at night we need the light more."

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:51 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:51 AM

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Rules for Writers: Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read. Don't use no double negatives. Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate; and never where it isn't. Reserve the apostrophe for it's proper use and omit it when its not needed. No sentence fragments. Avoid commas, that are unnecessary. Eschew dialect, irregardless. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. Hyphenate between sy-llables and avoid un-necessary hyphens. Write all adverbial forms correct. Don't use contractions in formal writing. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided. It is incumbent on us to avoid archaisms. Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck in the language. Never, ever use repetitive redundancies. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, resist hyperbole. Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration. Don't string too many prepositional phrases together unless you are walking through the valley of the shadow of death. "Avoid overuse of 'quotation "marks."'"

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 6:52 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:52 AM

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frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:52 AM

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bruh that entire thing was contradictory

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make my head go brr

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:52 AM

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:52 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:52 AM

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frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:52 AM

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!lb

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:52 AM

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https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:53 AM

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Hmm

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:53 AM

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Please go pass out for 3 hours zoeiel

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:53 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:53 AM

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lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 6:53 AM

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nu

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 6:54 AM

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Plz

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:54 AM

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Lmao

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:54 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:54 AM

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Go slowly to the entertainments of thy friends, but quickly to their misfortunes. -- Chilo

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:55 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:55 AM

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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 6:56 AM

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Bees

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:56 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:56 AM

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... The cable had passed us by; the dish was the only hope, and eventually we were all forced to turn to it. By the summer of '85, the valley had more satellite dishes per capita than an Eskimo village on the north slope of Alaska. Mine was one of the last to go in. I had been nervous from the start about the hazards of too much input, which is a very real problem with these things. Watching TV becomes a full-time job when you can scan 200 channels all day and all night and still have the option of punching Night Dreams into the video machine, if the rest of the world seems dull. -- Hunter Thompson, "Full-time scrambling", Generation of Swine

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:57 AM

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Dang

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:58 AM

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union, n.: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 6:59 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 6:59 AM

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"The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort.'" -- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:00 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:00 AM

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Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. -- Redd Foxx

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:01 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:01 AM

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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:02 AM

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He became more than that

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 7:02 AM

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indeed 🍃

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:03 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:03 AM

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[#1990] "the only good ass is a gay ass" - Arutha (15 May 2018 @ 12:32:23 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:04 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:04 AM

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I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli- gence?" I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there, and use the word billions, and so on. And then I say it would be astonishing to me if there weren't extraterrestrial intelligence, but of course there is as yet no compelling evidence for it. And then I'm asked, "Yeah, but what do you really think?" I say, "I just told you what I really think." "Yeah, but what's your gut feeling?" But I try not to think with my gut. Really, it's okay to reserve judgment until the evidence is in. -- Carl Sagan

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:05 AM

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Wise words

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:06 AM

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When you die, you lose a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:08 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:08 AM

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Copying machine, n.: A device that shreds paper, flashes mysteriously coded messages, and makes duplicates for everyone in the office who isn't interested in reading them.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:09 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:09 AM

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Stamp out philately.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:10 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:10 AM

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"There must be some mistake," he said, "are you not a greater computer than the Milliard Gargantubrain which can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond?" "The Milliard Gargantubrain?" said Deep Thought with unconcealed contempt. "A mere abacus. Mention it not." -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:11 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:11 AM

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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:12 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:12 AM

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Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 7:12 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:12 AM

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Better late than never. -- Titus Livius (Livy)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:13 AM

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Too early would be...worse?

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 7:13 AM

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too early is good SDVpuffernerd

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:14 AM

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But..too early for class man..

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 7:14 AM

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i used come to school way too early tbh 😂 i have anxiety being late

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:16 AM

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Haha same, I used to live so close to my school though (10 minute drive) so I never really worried bout it

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 7:18 AM

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grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 7:19 AM

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ah, yes. the advantages of living near schools🍃

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:20 AM

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Though I'll probably have to use my older brother's motorcycle for college this year so that'll be fun :>

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 7:21 AM

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aww goodluck at college! what’re u taking? 🙆🏻‍♀️

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 7:22 AM

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Oh i meant university, sorry! I'm taking IT (ICT in Dutch) I did economics before this though but taking It cause I love PC's and tech n stuff

upbeat spire Jun 7, 2020, 7:24 AM

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it’s alright. sounds great too! ✨

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:03 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:03 AM

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I know engineers. They love to change things. -- Dr. McCoy

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:11 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:11 AM

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Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros. -- P. Skelly

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:12 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:12 AM

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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:13 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:13 AM

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Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:14 AM

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This calls for

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.img engineer gaming

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:14 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:14 AM

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engineer gaming

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:25 AM

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Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time. -- Winston Churchill

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:26 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:26 AM

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Nezvannyi gost'--khuzhe tatarina. [An uninvited guest is worse than the Mongol invasion] -- Russian proverb

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:27 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:27 AM

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:28 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:28 AM

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UNIX enhancements aren't.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:29 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:29 AM

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I do not remember ever having seen a sustained argument by an author which, starting from philosophical premises likely to meet with general acceptance, reached the conclusion that a praiseworthy ordering of one's life is to devote it to research in mathematics. -- Sir Edmund Whittaker, "Scientific American", Vol. 183

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:30 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:30 AM

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I do not believe that this generation of Americans is willing to resign itself to going to bed each night by the light of a Communist moon... -- Lyndon B. Johnson

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:31 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:31 AM

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"Der bestirnte Himmel über mir und das moralische Gesetz in mir" that is "The starry sky above me, and the Moral Law inside me." -- The epigraph on Kant's tombstone.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:32 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:32 AM

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The important thing is not to stop questioning.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:33 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:33 AM

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Old age is too high a price to pay for maturity.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:34 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:34 AM

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The chief cause of problems is solutions. -- Eric Sevareid

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:35 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:35 AM

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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:36 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:36 AM

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Reporter, n.: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:37 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:37 AM

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The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. -- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:39 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:39 AM

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There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. -- Charles Anthony Richard Hoare

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 8:40 AM

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broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:40 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:40 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:40 AM

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In the long run we are all dead. -- John Maynard Keynes

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:41 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:42 AM

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The Following Subsume All Physical and Human Laws: (1) You can't push on a string. (2) Ain't no free lunches. (3) Them as has, gets. (4) You can't win them all, but you sure as hell can lose them all.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:43 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:43 AM

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QUESTION AUTHORITY. (Sez who?)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:44 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:44 AM

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bureaucracy, n: A method for transforming energy into solid waste.

fleet bluff Jun 7, 2020, 8:44 AM

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broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:44 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:47 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:47 AM

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One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim. -- Henry Brook Adams

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:49 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:49 AM

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We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas. -- Mona Caird, 1892

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 8:50 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:50 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:50 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:50 AM

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Conspicuous Minimalism: A life-style tactic similar to Status Substitution. The nonownership of material goods flaunted as a token of moral and intellectual superiority. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:51 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:51 AM

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All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:52 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:52 AM

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Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:53 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:53 AM

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To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:54 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:54 AM

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It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end. -- Leonardo da Vinci

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:54 AM

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broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:54 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:55 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:55 AM

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[#3135] "no !!! not my fidget spinner" - tittysprinkles (06 Dec 2018 @ 03:19:43 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:56 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:56 AM

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Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. -- Publilius Syrus

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:57 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:57 AM

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"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, `What does woman want?'" -- Sigmund Freud

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 8:57 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:57 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:58 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:58 AM

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Sentimentality -- that's what we call the sentiment we don't share. -- Graham Greene

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 8:59 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 8:59 AM

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Uncompensated overtime? Just Say No.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:00 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:00 AM

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The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators. -- Thomas Macaulay, "History of England"

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:01 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:01 AM

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An evil mind is a great comfort.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:02 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:02 AM

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Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell at people to save their core images before logging them out? I'm sure the cattle prod would be effective in this regard. In any case, a traverse mounted iguana, while more perverted, gives better traction, not to mention being easier to stake.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:03 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:03 AM

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Individualists unite!

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:04 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:04 AM

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[#3222] "yeah bee made me scream" - astro (09 Jan 2019 @ 07:51:20 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:05 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:05 AM

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Interfere? Of course we should interfere! Always do what you're best at, that's what I say. -- Doctor Who

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:06 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:06 AM

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Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:07 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:07 AM

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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:08 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:08 AM

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What do I consider a reasonable person to be? I'd say a reasonable person is one who accepts that we are all human and therefore fallible, and takes that into account when dealing with others. Implicit in this definition is the belief that it is the right and the responsibility of each person to live his or her own life as he or she sees fit, to respect this right in others, and to demand the assumption of this responsibility by others.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:09 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:09 AM

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Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. -- David Letterman

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:10 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:10 AM

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By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 9:11 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:11 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:11 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:11 AM

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The world needs more people like us and fewer like them.

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 9:11 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:11 AM

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 9:11 AM

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noooo

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:12 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:12 AM

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Predestination was doomed from the start.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:13 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:13 AM

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Reality does not exist -- yet.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:14 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:14 AM

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Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. -- G. B. Shaw

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:15 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:15 AM

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Rome was not built in one day. -- John Heywood

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:16 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:16 AM

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Help stamp out Mickey-Mouse computer interfaces -- Menus are for Restaurants!

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:17 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:17 AM

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Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:18 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:18 AM

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No one becomes depraved in a moment. -- Decimus Junius Juvenalis

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:19 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:19 AM

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We dedicate this book to our fellow citizens who, for love of truth, take from their own wants by taxes and gifts, and now and then send forth one of themselves as dedicated servant, to forward the search into the mysteries and marvelous simplicities of this strange and beautiful Universe, Our home. -- "Gravitation", Misner, Thorne, and Wheeler

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:20 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:20 AM

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Wear me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm; for love is strong as death, passion cruel as the grave; it blazes up like blazing fire, fiercer than any flame. [Song of Solomon 8:6 (NEB)]

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:21 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:21 AM

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If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. -- Graham Summer

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:22 AM

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:22 AM

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[#867] "I would eat my own fatback" - Brohamir (15 Nov 2017 @ 04:26:55 AM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:23 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:23 AM

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May all your PUSHes be POPped.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:24 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:24 AM

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Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:25 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:26 AM

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In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book: the Topologist. And they grew to large numbers and prospered. One day they looked up in the heavens and desired to reach up as far as the eye could see. So they set out in building a Mathematical edifice that was to reach up as far as "up" went. Further and further up they went ... until one night the edifice collapsed under the weight of paradox. The following morning saw only rubble where there once was a huge structure reaching to the heavens. One by one, the Mathematicians climbed out from under the rubble. It was a miracle that nobody was killed; but when they began to speak to one another, SUPRISE of all suprises! they could not understand each other. They all spoke different languages. They all fought amongst themselves and each went about their own way. To this day the Topologists remain the original Mathematicians. -- The Story of Babel

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:26 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:26 AM

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Your wig steers the gig. -- Lord Buckley

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:27 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:27 AM

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One day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen had reached an enlightened state. Much impressed by this news, several of his peers went to speak with him. "We have heard that you are enlightened. Is this true?" his fellow students inquired. "It is", Kyogen answered. "Tell us", said a friend, "how do you feel?" "As miserable as ever", replied the enlightened Kyogen.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:28 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:28 AM

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Rhode's Law: When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, circumstance, or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted, estimated, or scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose of convenience, expediency, political advantage, material gain, or personal comfort, or any combination of the above, or none of the above, be unilaterally and unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and adhered to as absolute truth to be undeniably, universally, immutably, and infinitely so, until such time as it becomes advantageous to assume otherwise, maybe.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:29 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:29 AM

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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:30 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:30 AM

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Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:32 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:32 AM

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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:32 AM

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.img stab stab stab sniper

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:32 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:33 AM

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.img tf2 ragdoll

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:33 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:33 AM

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.img tf2 ragdoll

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:33 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:34 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:34 AM

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"America is a stronger nation for the ACLU's uncompromising effort." -- President John F. Kennedy

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:35 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:35 AM

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"Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business." -- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:43 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:43 AM

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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 9:46 AM

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.img gun that make breakfast

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:46 AM

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Gunz for breakfast

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 9:46 AM

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yesh

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:47 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:47 AM

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theory, n.: System of ideas meant to explain something, chosen with a view to originality, controversialism, incomprehensibility, and how good it will look in print.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:47 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:47 AM

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Architectural Indigestion: The almost obsessive need to live in a "cool" architectural environment. Frequently related objects of fetish include framed black-and-white art photography (Diane Arbus a favorite); simplistic pine furniture; matte black high-tech items such as TVs, stereos, and telephones; low-wattage ambient lighting; a lamp, chair, or table that alludes to the 1950s; cut flowers with complex names. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 9:48 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:48 AM

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[#200] "See I invented Potato, it wasn't any Potatoes. And now I look and look around and there's so many Potatoes" - mrpotato ()

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 9:49 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:49 AM

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Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 9:49 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:49 AM

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He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 9:49 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:49 AM

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In Raiders of the Lost Ark there is a wall carving of R2-D2 and C-3P0 behind the ark

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 9:49 AM

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oh that's cool

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.quote

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:50 AM

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[#826] "You heard it here first people, Aihr wants somebody's butt to sit on him" - Webxro (06 Nov 2017 @ 07:50:29 PM UTC)

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 9:51 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:51 AM

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Down with categorical imperative!

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 9:53 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:53 AM

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stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 9:54 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:54 AM

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 9:54 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 9:54 AM

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 9:54 AM

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nuu

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 9:59 AM

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You’re catching up

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 10:00 AM

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yes

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:02 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:02 AM

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A good reputation is more valuable than money. -- Publilius Syrus

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:03 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:03 AM

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Udall's Fourth Law: Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:04 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:04 AM

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His mind is like a steel trap: full of mice. -- Foghorn Leghorn

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:05 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:05 AM

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Do you have lysdexia?

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:11 AM

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.img gun that hate texas

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:11 AM

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 10:11 AM

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wwhat

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:11 AM

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idunno

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atleast it works

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:13 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:13 AM

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"Let us condemn to hellfire all those who disagree with us." -- militant religionists everywhere

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 10:14 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:14 AM

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stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:14 AM

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okay next line. well it's first but eh

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.img gun for fake necklace

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:15 AM

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https://d2h1pu99sxkfvn.cloudfront.net/b0/6404749/464911518_vnWDYMzC4E/P0.jpg

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:16 AM

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this is perfect. It's gun, it's fake and it's necklace

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:18 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:18 AM

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If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -- Anatole France

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:18 AM

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Yes, very!

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:20 AM

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.img gun that send textes

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:20 AM

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https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.414147611.7872/ra,unisex_tshirt,x2200,101010:01c5ca27c6,front-c,392,146,750,1000-bg,f8f8f8.jpg

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:21 AM

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wait theres shirt with lyrics

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~~⭐ the more you know

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:24 AM

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Hehe

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:26 AM

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Recursion n.: See Recursion. -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:27 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:27 AM

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The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today. -- Lewis Carroll

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:28 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:28 AM

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40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:29 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:29 AM

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"Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen." Madrak, in Creatures of Light and Darkness, by Roger Zelazny

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 10:30 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:30 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:30 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:30 AM

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The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. -- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:30 AM

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:30 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:30 AM

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!lb

broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:30 AM

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https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:31 AM

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Qoi noooo

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:32 AM

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Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:32 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:32 AM

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I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:38 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:38 AM

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[#742] "I love roblox rp 😩" - yaboi (19 Oct 2017 @ 01:48:35 AM UTC)

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:39 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:39 AM

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Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some Like It Hot'.

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:39 AM

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broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:39 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:40 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:40 AM

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Software entities are more complex for their size than perhaps any other human construct because no two parts are alike. If they are, we make the two similar parts into a subroutine -- open or closed. In this respect, software systems differ profoundly from computers, buildings, or automobiles, where repeated elements abound. -- Fred Brooks, Jr.

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 10:41 AM

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broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:41 AM

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frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 10:41 AM

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oh boy

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:41 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:41 AM

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A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor. -- B. Franklin

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:49 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:49 AM

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Words must be weighed, not counted.

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:49 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:49 AM

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An Olympic gold medal must contain 92.5 percent silver

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:50 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:50 AM

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There are 1,792 steps in the Eiffel Tower

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:53 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:53 AM

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Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:55 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:55 AM

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Everything bows to success, even grammar.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 10:57 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:57 AM

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The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:59 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:59 AM

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In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 10:59 AM

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half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 10:59 AM

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Dragonflies are capable of flying sixty miles per hour, making them one of the fastest insects. This is good since they are in a big hurry, as they only live about twenty-four hours.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 11:03 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:03 AM

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Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 11:04 AM

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.fact

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:04 AM

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The top butterfly flight speed is 12 miles per hour. Some moths can fly 25 miles per hour!

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 11:06 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:06 AM

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Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 11:12 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:12 AM

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Sin boldly. -- Martin Luther

frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 11:15 AM

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bees

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broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:15 AM

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fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 11:15 AM

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cheese are you going to sleep

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frank stag Jun 7, 2020, 11:16 AM

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no i aint sleep

fiery fossil Jun 7, 2020, 11:16 AM

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rip

lament tapir Jun 7, 2020, 11:19 AM

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broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:19 AM

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stray locust Jun 7, 2020, 11:24 AM

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broken lilyBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:24 AM

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mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 11:33 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:33 AM

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Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich. -- Ambrose Bierce

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 11:35 AM

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.fortune

half canyonBOT Jun 7, 2020, 11:35 AM

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We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise. -- Larry Wall

mystic moss Jun 7, 2020, 11:37 AM

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.fortune