#governors-mansion
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[#2596] "I'm going feral on a bag of cheddar popcorn" - Axolottie (29 Jul 2018 @ 04:05:22 AM UTC)
.8ball when will this year end?
If the current day of the week ends in a "y", then yes. Otherwise, hell no, your calendar is fucked, you've got bigger problems.

.fact
In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
Virtual entities get more love than you
.metal babymetal
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[#4214] "Fuck" - Paps211 (24 Jan 2020 @ 09:20:45 PM UTC)
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oh no
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IUSHSIUSHD
.dog
ohmehgosh qt
yall keep fighting
I blame you cheese

The real race is cheese getting into the top 100 👀
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just measure with !xp I guess?
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You have 74800 XP
!xp
You have 74800 XP
LMAO
!xp
You have 972610 XP
still a while till 1 mill
we head to head
LMAO
hey at least we’ll have dj
yes
!xp
You have 133190 XP
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!xp
You have 74900 XP
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Bruh
HAHAHA
NOT FUNNY ARCANE
check ur xp
!xp
You have 74890 XP
DUDE
oof
YES
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!xp
You have 74940 XP
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You have 74930 XP
NO
YES
NONONONO
YESYESYES\
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nice
so close
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Close? Not rly
eh
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!xp
You have 74970 XP
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You have 74950 XP
YES
HOW
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You have 139570 XP
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huh, higher than i thought
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rip u will get there soon
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.img keebo
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!xp @lament tapir
You have 75010 XP
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Coming for you
no
Yes
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Yay!
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[#2377] "careful, long periods of sleep deprivation can lead to unexpected pregnancies" - CheesySteak (26 Jun 2018 @ 02:36:59 PM UTC)
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[#3307] "gay people kill thanos" - kami!! (01 Mar 2019 @ 04:24:11 PM UTC)
.fact
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
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[#1625] "i want ur finches in my tree" - sleepyrice (06 Mar 2018 @ 11:04:13 PM UTC)
.fact
In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
ah, good to know
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.quote #4730
[#4730] "I’ll come drag you into bed arcane
" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (01 Jun 2020 @ 08:47:39 AM UTC)
oh god\
HAHHA


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Micko, u catching up
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yeah I didn't start talking till this year but I have been watching through out my time here
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I am the oldest one here 
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UserInfo for Thinkfast#1513: ID: 266208670293950464 | Created: 04 Jan 2017 02:18:12 PM UTC | Joined: 29 Jan 2020 09:56:08 PM UTC | Join position: 43652 | word on the street: exists
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HAHA
petty
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You have 1580 XP
.img grape
.quote @proper kayak
[#4494] "well what can i say except you're welcome" - Crunch (01 May 2020 @ 12:34:13 AM UTC)
.img bees
.img cute snake
.img snake
.img small snake
@half canyon I love you
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!ranks
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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You have 5700 XP
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You have 3520 XP
Oh
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You have 75680 XP
damn ub3r roasted you hard @lament tapir 
SHHSHSHSHSH
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rad
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.fact
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)
.fact
In New York State, it is illegal to but any alcohol on Sundays before noon.
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[#1603] "sconversiaitno" - Magically Clueless (03 Mar 2018 @ 10:19:32 AM UTC)
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[#1788] "my armpits are wet as FUCK" - jev (04 Apr 2018 @ 10:53:40 AM UTC)
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[#4495] "today I will uhuhu uhuhu huhu huh
" - jorbular (01 May 2020 @ 03:28:18 PM UTC)
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[#1238] "you just gotta lick a little" - Orthorn (19 Jan 2018 @ 04:45:55 PM UTC)
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[#896] "Aihr ass me" - RinSpacey (27 Nov 2017 @ 06:18:21 PM UTC)
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[#1621] ".img the one lizard that has the neck thing" - Magically Clueless (05 Mar 2018 @ 04:06:39 PM UTC)
.fact
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Rip
I'll remember that when i'll have to push a random cow upstairs
Me too
Specifically hedgehogs, rabbits and shibes

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Me too
Specifically hedgehogs, rabbits and shibes
Kittens, squirrels, and pandas
.img panda
Kittens, squirrels, and pandas
@raw wadi :33
.birb
.img hedgehog
.img red panda
I mean.. how can you not??
I mean.. how can you not??
@raw wadi FLUFFY TAIL
Fluffy indeed
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.fact
If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
what
remind me in 21 hours to ask about the ebay bid
just for kicks i'm gonna use lunar cycles to time that one. let's see if I can pull it off (#1538701)
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[#3368] "egg me up inside" - carls (28 Mar 2019 @ 06:54:52 PM UTC)
[#2875] "fuck my ass" - Rin Spacey (15 Sep 2018 @ 04:43:40 PM UTC)
[#4494] "well what can i say except you're welcome" - Crunch (01 May 2020 @ 12:34:13 AM UTC)
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.quote 1000
[#1000] "Like there's a difference between a big peepee and tight boyshorts" - RinSpacey (12 Dec 2017 @ 03:42:06 PM UTC)
.quote cheese
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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AY!
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👀
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Yes
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rip
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Hi yaramy
Hello
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u missed the epic race between me and arcane
very intense
wouldn’t recommend
.fact
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
.fact
John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
very very very intense
And now I'm very behind 
The catfish has the most taste buds of all animals, having over 27,000 of them.
but why
why not
[#2880] "i need to eat more butt" - Headless Astronaut (17 Sep 2018 @ 09:11:40 AM UTC)
ah
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[#4021] "Why drink the void when u can drink my eyeball juice" - Narcopepsi (07 Nov 2019 @ 06:04:36 AM UTC)
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.quote burninggirl
[#4658] "so Im reasonable" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (24 May 2020 @ 05:59:22 AM UTC)
.quote burninggirl
[#4629] "You giuys, are so cute I just wanna eat you" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (21 May 2020 @ 06:42:45 AM UTC)
.quote burninggirl
[#4595] "no one do anything, just let My Heart play" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (17 May 2020 @ 08:12:22 AM UTC)
.quote burninggirl
[#4560] "(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (11 May 2020 @ 09:53:34 AM UTC)
.quote burninggirl
[#4714] "If you cannot move the cat, become beside the cat" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (29 May 2020 @ 05:45:55 AM UTC)
.quote burninggirl
[#4638] "Hi Darkness!" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (22 May 2020 @ 05:27:08 AM UTC)
.quote burninggirl
[#4582] "brb Im gonna make myself beautiful aka shower" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (14 May 2020 @ 05:23:32 AM UTC)
.quote burninggirl
[#4619] "I love sex" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (20 May 2020 @ 09:40:34 AM UTC)
[#4599] "wait, is SDV an anime?" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (18 May 2020 @ 07:22:33 AM UTC)
yes
Ah-ha
so many quotes already 👀
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[#2863] "naru isnt crazy she's just the opposite of sane" - jogabogi (13 Sep 2018 @ 03:18:25 PM UTC)
[#367] "Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you." - Weebalu (06 Jan 2017 @ 05:38:18 AM UTC)
👏
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.w
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ah fair
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!lvl Elliot#4492
Woah
Who's that
A guy who randomly appears in events
Check how many messages he has sent
377
That's like lv12
hmmm
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@timid vapor: 18 minutes to look into Trent's animals because I want new barn animals (18h ago)
Thanks, Uber!
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Im coming for you yaramy 👀
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So Ive noticed that Moopy was looking at my quotes
He will never find the one thats embarassing
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how do you have so many quotes @woven oriole 👀
.quote @cursive forum
[#4686] ".pee should be a command" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:49:28 PM UTC)
.quote burninggirl
[#4582] "brb Im gonna make myself beautiful aka shower" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (14 May 2020 @ 05:23:32 AM UTC)
Idk
.quote burninggirl
[#4599] "wait, is SDV an anime?" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (18 May 2020 @ 07:22:33 AM UTC)
...
.quote burninggirl
[#4640] "profamity" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (22 May 2020 @ 05:41:29 AM UTC)
Hm
I think I tried spelling profanity
Now i want to find the embarassing quote👀
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.quote burninggirl
[#4595] "no one do anything, just let My Heart play" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (17 May 2020 @ 08:12:22 AM UTC)
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HAHA
Keys level is over 9000
_>
Cant be displayed anymore.
There we go
!xp
You have 62520 XP
Will holds u in high regard
!xp
You have 22150 XP
!xp
You have 157240 XP
Can you do something with Xp or does it only display your overall xp you accumulated for leveling up?
The latter
It makes you lose a race 
Would be fun, if you could purchase something with the points.
.quote Burninggirl
[#4560] "(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (11 May 2020 @ 09:53:34 AM UTC)
I think the Terraria Discord lets you purchase some special roles.
.quote Burninggirl
[#4644] "You can see specific people by typing" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (22 May 2020 @ 07:41:22 AM UTC)
Yes...... 😄
Using money?
No. Xp you accumulate on the server. Its also purely cosmetic.
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Thats awesome
You can do this with xp
very nice
!xp
You have 76520 XP
NOOOOOOOOOOO
:0
I think the only role you can get with money is the coins role? I think that role is for boosting the server with nitro, but im not sure. Someone knows this?
Yeah thats right
You can get junimo role with money
EH
Just bribe the junimos
HAHA
!xp
You have 31140 XP
I saw u Moopy
New quote added by Micko as #4734
nuuhh
now they will know
mOOPY!!
fuck



Its a gorgeous one
it was beautiful
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[#3144] "go big or go homo i guess" - tittysprinkles (14 Dec 2018 @ 03:57:47 PM UTC)
I thought we ship Arcane Dragon?
ooo was it
I mean GD did say she would bed Arcane
:think:
I quoted it
She said👀
ooooo yeahhh
Burninggirl created the ship 
.quote Genderdragon
[#4722] "Dude what the f- I just- I" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (31 May 2020 @ 10:35:37 AM UTC)
.quote Genderdragon
[#4573] "Fish are birds" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (13 May 2020 @ 11:54:54 AM UTC)
.quote Genderdragon
[#4642] "In reality, raining koalas could become a natural occurrence in 50,000 years" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (22 May 2020 @ 07:39:33 AM UTC)
.quote 4730
[#4730] "I’ll come drag you into bed arcane
" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (01 Jun 2020 @ 08:47:39 AM UTC)

there we go
Ah^^
THERE
there
See
the magic number
Need to write the number down.
4730
4730
Im buying nitro and changing my user id to that now
.quote 4739
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
👀
awww
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
nah too expensiv
awww you can't quote Ub3r
I MEANT 0
I'm curious...
.quote 4738
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
.quote 4720
.quote CANTfindKEYS
.img self shooting meme
.quote 4733
We broke Uber
YOU BROKE UBER
oof
HAHA
Aight
ARCANE

WHAT
About what I figured
.quote @woven oriole
UR NAME, HAHA
ub3r

.quote me
When do you visit GenderDragon?
lmao
Rip uber
in my dreams
come on ub3r we need that shipping line!
.quote @half canyon
Didn't you read hori's fanfic? gender is allergic to arcane
rip gd
IM CRYING
[#4690] "imma have to use fingers" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (26 May 2020 @ 06:53:41 AM UTC)
the saddest anime 
[#2787] "Just got home and all i see is eating ass" - Hitori(Iz) (27 Aug 2018 @ 10:26:08 AM UTC)
...
there
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
How come thats the first thing uber does
.quote 427
To celebrate the ship we hear Fallen Kingdom in the Saloon.
.quote @woven oriole
hehe
rip uber

!;v;
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oh man, I lost 2 ranks
it was a beautiful story

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The fck. That escaleted quickly.
love is so cruel
I demand we give Hori the Poet role
Pretty weird
i love this server
nothing is weird here move along 
this isn't #images-and-memes guyssss
.quote @blazing mulch
This moment, when you sleep for 6h and after you wake up a new ship with fanfiction is already sailing at the horizon....
hah
.8ball should we post images here?
that means yes
ub3r got overheated from all this gd x arcane talk
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Bruh
Someone hacked my sister's mc acc
Like
How fucking desperate do you have to be
What did they do with it?
2020 sucks big time
stolen accounts can go for 0.80 cents
....
this doesnt surprise me
Big salt to wounds
that's why they sell mc accounts in bulks
rip
like you can get 300 mc accounts for 10$ usd
hacking
and spamming
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like get some accounts to spam something
people need replacements in case some get taken back
yeah
.img kakapo parrot
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Ub3r dead 
Its a pity that Uber died this very same day
Uber was a kind hearted bot and tended to our needs
no matter how stupid it was
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
oh I just checked my bio google classroom and our school minecraft club is hosting graduation
Lol
maybe I should get people to flood it
Just buy like 300 acc
@ yoru why aren't you a spikey-eared pichu
Ew
Its a pity that Uber died this very same day. Uber was a kind hearted bot and tended to our needs no matter how stupid they were. Reminders Uber gave even though Uber wasnt a calendar and the weathers Uber reported when they arent even a weatherman. We will always remember him mostly for the quotes, facts and other random stuff but he will always be in our hearts.
Tik tok can burn
I made a speech on the death of Uber
hori 2.0
Tiny ass speech
Can u do better
Wait, u counted?
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lmao
Bruh .-.
One day
nieat
Yaramy even reacted to it
If the current day of the week ends in a "y", then yes. Otherwise, hell no, your calendar is fucked, you've got bigger problems.
Ikr
DISGUISE 100
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snaek 100
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!lvl @lament tapir
YES
xd
Comparing yourself to your lover isnt very good
!lvl @lament tapir
Hm...yes yes I could see it to be tr--wait nope nevermind.
oh
huh
who is this faker?
.8ball is GenderDragon x Arcane a thing?
Don't count on it
Burn him
rip
NOOOOOOO
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[#4666] "The unquotable quote is the most quotablest of the quotes being quoted" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 04:59:18 PM UTC)
sacrifice HIM
.8ball did you tell 2 lies in a row?
Meh, why not?
.quote 4735
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
so quote mode died
ok we're safe
rip
.quote CANTfindKEYS
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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[#2255] "mmm, ass butter" - Brohamir (07 Jun 2018 @ 06:16:42 AM UTC)
Aight, it was broken last time
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[#1107] "I haven't been able to touch it in a bit" - Fantastic! (27 Dec 2017 @ 05:48:14 PM UTC)
So I had to re-check
Its a pity that Uber died this very same day. Uber was a kind hearted bot and tended to our needs no matter how stupid they were. Reminders Uber gave even though Uber wasnt a calendar and the weathers Uber reported when they arent even a weatherman. We will always remember him mostly for the quotes, facts and other random stuff but he will always be in our hearts.
New quote added by 🔥BurningGirl🔥 as #4735
There u go
.quote 4730
[#4730] "I’ll come drag you into bed arcane
" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (01 Jun 2020 @ 08:47:39 AM UTC)
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[#3266] "if u rub ur eyes with pee hands do you die" - Andrew (26 Jan 2019 @ 11:03:00 AM UTC)
...
dam
interesting
.quote 4734
[#4734] "You can get junimo role with money" - Yaramy (01 Jun 2020 @ 07:57:49 PM UTC)
idk actually
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[#2805] "id fart in ur mouth" - squishface (30 Aug 2018 @ 07:39:58 PM UTC)
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[#2298] "Bees are pussies, they land a lot." - Bee (12 Jun 2018 @ 12:34:44 AM UTC)
it works
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[#4069] "rice we married ur okay" - feeblebeeble (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:16:59 AM UTC)
.8ball can we burn you?
Signs point to yes
ok pals lets burn him
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[#2900] "I swear I can spell" - BethT4 (19 Sep 2018 @ 12:09:42 PM UTC)
yesssssss
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[#4683] "thumthums kinda hot tho" - Lowlins (25 May 2020 @ 09:48:03 PM UTC)
🔥
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[#2801] "Eggsplain pls" - Hitori(Iz) (28 Aug 2018 @ 10:56:34 AM UTC)
.quote 1478
[#1478] "I may not be artistic, but hey at least I'm not autistic" - Spaceburger (10 Feb 2018 @ 10:21:30 AM UTC)
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[#4721] "Soovompeperter" - Stardust✨ (31 May 2020 @ 10:25:32 AM UTC)
woah
just put me on top of Uber
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[#4415] "honhonhon i'm going to bite your legs off" - jorbular (14 Mar 2020 @ 12:05:56 AM UTC)
😳
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imagine if i got to rancher before yaramy 👀
@ junimo 
technically my novakid drawing is low effort since it took only 3-4 hours to make
I am way ahead of you Yaramy
.img chonky birb

.img pufferchick
.img sdv
wht
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.img chonky bird
Hfhdnd YES
o hello cheese
hi arcanse
.img grape
.img chonky cat
K
.8ball are you back?
I think cheese is daijoubu janai
Only on Tuesdays.
isnt today monday
.8ball ub3r why u ded
come on uber
the bot is offline
.img gamer juice
remind me in 5 minutes to ask for the real ub3r again
thank you Ub3r
my vcr is blinking 12:00 right now so if the reminder is delayed then....whoops (#1540005)
Ehhh, mmmm... yeah okay
really NextXander? that's what you need a reminder for? okaaaay (#1540005)
@cursive forum ask for the real ub3r again
.8ball die
Yeah I don't thi-- WOLOLO -- the answer is yes.
.img true gamer juice
now that's what I am talking about
.img sauce of Terraria
remember when that was considered a good pet? xd
.img Zenith
Pathetic
.img gamer gilr bath water
wink
goodbye
Medic!
@cursive forum: ask for the real ub3r again (5m ago)
.img medic
@half canyon ur late
lmao
.img board I am
.img dumb
.img kakapo parrot

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.img dinner
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.img tiger
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[#4359] "You're weirder than i expected
" - dhemas (27 Feb 2020 @ 08:00:00 AM UTC)
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[#12] "lets see lewis' birth certificate" - PGleo86 ()
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[#3310] "i only install smapi while im peeing" - Andrew (01 Mar 2019 @ 07:09:56 PM UTC)
I love these
[#110] "helicopter your dick somewhere else marm" - alco ()




