#governors-mansion

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mood

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Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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that sounds like an opinion

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lmao cheese

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Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland’s daughter, Ruth, not the baseball player.

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i knew that one already

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Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen.

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"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

fiery fossil
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nonsense

frank stag
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stewardesses

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the bot was right

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One in seven workers in Boston, Massachusetts walks to work.

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In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

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Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.

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A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.

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There is a city called Rome on every continent.

frank stag
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whayt the fuck plarbeard

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Michigan was the first state to have roadside picnic tables.

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It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

lament tapir
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Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.

real wharf
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!lvl

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exotic gazelle
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
exotic gazelle
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10 levels

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im so close

plain warren
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Woot woot!

lament tapir
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.img pillow

half canyonBOT
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@fiery fossil: say yer prayers (24h ago)

fiery fossil
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what timing

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remind me in 1 hour CHOP TIME GOGOGOG

half canyonBOT
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...mmmm I just wrote that down in a database marked for deletion...eh it'll probably be fine (#1527117)

bitter void
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!xp

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You have 69350 XP

fiery fossil
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so close

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only7 mmore minutes

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!lvl

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bitter void
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hmm

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!xp

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You have 69410 XP

bitter void
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!xp

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You have 69420 XP

bitter void
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nice

midnight current
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lmao

half canyonBOT
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@fiery fossil: TIME GOGOGOG (1h ago)

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frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
next arrow
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what's the difference between your level and your xp?

midnight current
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300 xp per level

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and 10xp every minute you send a message

next arrow
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ty...does that count on all the channels? even this one?

midnight current
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pretty sure we don't get xp here?

bitter void
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We do

midnight current
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o, that new

next arrow
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ty

bitter void
next arrow
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farming exp??

hidden dirge
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
midnight current
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farming xp/sending a message every minute

next arrow
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gotta, just xp for short

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lament tapir
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!lvl

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lament tapir
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finally smh

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Nowwwww 50 more to go

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bitter void
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you're leveling up so fast woah

fiery fossil
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wow

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tiny marten
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Oh

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: (

frank stag
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rip

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fiery fossil
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.fact

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"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

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Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

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The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.

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!lvl

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Rugby, North Dakota is the geographical center of North America.

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frank stag
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!friends

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bruh

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GIVE ME MY FACT

half canyonBOT
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In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.

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thank you

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The number "four" is considered unlucky in Japan because it is pronounced the same as "death".

frank stag
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yes it is

fiery fossil
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same in China too I think

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Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year

frank stag
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i know

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The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.

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..

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.img 7-Up logo

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Tf is 7 up

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.wiki 7-up

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Peter Falk, who played "Columbo," has a glass eye.

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.img grape

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“Duff” is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.

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About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.

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Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.

frank stag
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no duh

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Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.

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bajeezbaz

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King Louis XIX ruled France for 15 minutes.

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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

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The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”.

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“The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.

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There are more donut shops in Canada per capita than any other country.

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Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.

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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

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The name Jeep comes from “GP”, the army abbreviation for General Purpose.

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A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.

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More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.

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There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.

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Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.

frank stag
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XD

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you did ittt LMAO

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

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The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was Candace Bergen.

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People eat insects – called "Entomophagy"(people eating bugs) – it has been practiced for centuries throughout Africa, Australia, Asia, the Middle East, and North, Central and South America. Why? Because many bugs are both protein-rich and good sources of vitamins, minerals and fats.

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The pancreas produces Insulin.

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“Duff” is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.

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rate limited try later

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The most common name in Italy is Mario Rossi.

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Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.

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It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

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Netherlands is the only country with a national dog.

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!elliott

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.img grape and apple salad

frank stag
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.img parsnips

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.img kageyama tobio

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XD

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im cryinf why is thAT the first image

lament tapir
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.img tortoise eating cheese

half canyonBOT
frank stag
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.img tortise strawberry

frank stag
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.img snail cucumber

frank stag
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AWWW

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QwQ

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.img cucumber snail

lament tapir
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Awhh same thing, qt

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.img crocodile eating fruit

frank stag
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i love snails with all my heart

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.img snail cucumber

frank stag
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such beauty

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.img snail grape

frank stag
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it go chommp

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:c

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sad

jaunty moon
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Enters room on phone. Sees only an alligator and "I love snails with all my heart". Is very confused.

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.img snail

frank stag
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snails love cucumber

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.img tortoise melon

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!lvl

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.img melon

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.img aggressive tortoise

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.img sad camel

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.img adelaide

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wtf

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.img adele in adelaide

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.w

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Clear, 57F (14C) (287.15K) | High: 62F (17C) | Low: 50F (10C) | Humidity: 65% | Wind: N @ 3.86mph (6.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Adelaide (SA, Australia))

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.w

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Possible Light Rain and Humid, 88F (31C) (304.15K) / feels like 98F (37C) (310.15K) | High: 91F (33C) | Low: 78F (26C) | Humidity: 66% | Wind: N @ 4.09mph (6.6km/h) | 27% chance of rain (Quezon City (NCR, Philippines))

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.img Adelaide city Australia

half canyonBOT
hearty wagon
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nice 31c

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.img quezon city

lament tapir
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It’s winter here which is why it’s freezing

hearty wagon
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oh this pic of qc is fake

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.w

half canyonBOT
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either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

hearty wagon
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too little traffic

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People are like “auStrAlIa lIes AbOut beIng HoT BeCaUse iTs 12c thEre anD lIke 30c here And I’m iN AMerIca!” when it’s like, yknow, kinda winter here while it’s summer or spring or whatever over there, so like, yeah

jaunty moon
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w. set netherlands

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lol

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.w set netherlands

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location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

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.w

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Clear, 60F (15C) (288.15K) | High: 68F (20C) | Low: 47F (8C) | Humidity: 55% | Wind: N @ 10.23mph (16.5km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Netherlands (Netherlands))

jaunty moon
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noice noice noice

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.img tortoise eating grape

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FUCKING AWHHHH

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OHMYGODDDD

blazing mulch
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.img turtle eating watermelon

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.img turtle eating

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CUTEE

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.img turtle

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All polar bears are left-handed.

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right

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The catfish has the most taste buds of all animals, having over 27,000 of them.

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Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.

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.quote

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[#1446] "long balls" - toe (06 Feb 2018 @ 11:08:59 PM UTC)

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lmfao

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[#3220] "hey I appreciate your suck" - Souka (08 Jan 2019 @ 03:49:59 PM UTC)

frank stag
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long balls

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.quote

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[#1653] "but mine's bigger" - toe (11 Mar 2018 @ 08:10:09 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#1410] "sweet potatoes aren't...like..a way to prepare potatoes" - BattleShout (02 Feb 2018 @ 04:12:20 AM UTC)

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[#3190] "Bee demands moar tiddies. He cannot be sated." - ZeroGravitas (27 Dec 2018 @ 06:51:41 PM UTC)

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XD

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.quote

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[#3774] "Stop putting corpses in my house. They make rly shitty balloons" - feeblebeeble (16 Jul 2019 @ 04:26:10 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#2519] "i am 12 and this is funny" - ItsLiana (23 Jul 2018 @ 08:39:19 PM UTC)

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[#3126] "dont thonk too hard youll hurt your poor little brain" - Bee (03 Dec 2018 @ 10:51:02 AM UTC)

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.quote

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[#4484] "Crumbledore, slayer of geese" - Bee (29 Apr 2020 @ 06:30:13 PM UTC)

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[#4688] "sleep is for the weak" - LastLoveToYou (26 May 2020 @ 03:51:25 AM UTC)

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.quote

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[#714] "i did layers and just kinda went to town. deleted the layers that didn't work once i was done" - FeebleBubble (09 Oct 2017 @ 06:34:48 PM UTC)

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[#3774] "Stop putting corpses in my house. They make rly shitty balloons" - feeblebeeble (16 Jul 2019 @ 04:26:10 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#247] "Jared you sound so unenthusiastic what the fuck man" - Dizzy (07 Nov 2016 @ 08:46:41 PM UTC)

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[#2694] "Oooooo jaaaaaaa buns and thighs" - primordialclamchowder (10 Aug 2018 @ 04:47:53 PM UTC)

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[#2772] "Yes, poopy toothpaste" - Hood's Message to the King (23 Aug 2018 @ 11:20:52 PM UTC)

frank stag
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oh god

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.quote

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[#3702] "Shoves a whole avocado up my ass" - feeblebeeble (08 Jul 2019 @ 11:37:29 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#1613] "I like the 1 affinity for poultry" - BattleShout (04 Mar 2018 @ 10:32:36 PM UTC)

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Oop

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why are these so cursed

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[#1561] "turns out aliens really fuckin love parsnips" - fen (23 Feb 2018 @ 12:36:05 PM UTC)

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[#3885] "additional note: people still aren't balls, dont volunteer to get slammed" - Milk (25 Aug 2019 @ 05:37:50 AM UTC)

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[#2943] "You were close,
Now you are far,
How funny,
How cute,
because there was always a huge path between you and me,
No fuss,no sadness,no bad thoughs about it,
But remember,you were,was and always be
My poetry bud!!!
@twilit depot" - 💢Smart Cookie💢 (28 Sep 2018 @ 05:38:29 PM UTC)

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oh fuck

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[#3379] "IT MAKES ME WANNA WAG MY TAIL" - FanDidlyTastic (29 Mar 2019 @ 06:05:28 PM UTC)

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you’re giving regular people the ability to quote anything and have it pop up every now and then, of course everything’s gonna be cursed smh

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[#17] "jerome if i mod u can u delete any sonic fan fiction" - Lewis ()

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.img byakuya togami

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!lvl

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The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.

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.fact

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Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

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The official beverage of Ohio is tomato juice.

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wha

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.img turtle eating a banana

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oop

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Antarctica is the only continent on which no Lepidoptera have been found.

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.wiki Lepidoptera

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.fact

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It is believed that Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

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[#3432] "i thought that cat had tiddies" - Ria (25 Apr 2019 @ 06:33:22 PM UTC)

ancient nacelle
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!lvl

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sly willow
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!level Thorn's Melody#2311

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One in every 9000 people is an albino.

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[#1530] "bb u wanna come smell my lips danny" - sleepyrice (19 Feb 2018 @ 09:40:20 PM UTC)

upbeat spire
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.fortune

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A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -- Patton

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Nevada is the driest state in the U.S.. Each year it averages 7.5 inches (19 cm) of rain.

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There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

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[#2726] "BeeFinnaSuckThatNip.png" - f4iTh (14 Aug 2018 @ 10:16:28 PM UTC)

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.quote nextxander

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[#4681] "👀" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:54:05 AM UTC)

frank stag
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why

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i dunno it wasnt me

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.quote remove 4681

half canyonBOT
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Quote deleted.

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!lvl

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.quote uberkwefty

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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

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wow

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.quote ub3r-bot

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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

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.quote nextxander

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[#4680] "if you quote me you gay" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:25:22 AM UTC)

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[#2395] "One day soon, the dawn will come. Until it does, do the best you can and be kind to those around you. Lots of hugs." - ZeroGravitas (30 Jun 2018 @ 11:31:39 PM UTC)

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[#2806] "its briteny buthc" - VeryGoodDog (30 Aug 2018 @ 09:02:21 PM UTC)

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[#106] "#throwbacktothewomb" - alco ()

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[#3744] "Human shrek was hot" - iHaloHalo (13 Jul 2019 @ 02:15:21 PM UTC)

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[#197] "Shoot him in the head, make sure he's dead." - Kim ()

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.img human shrek

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SHEKEIAGS

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REGRET

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.img grape

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h phew

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.img slime

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.img me

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lol

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.img a unicorn riding in a horse

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;-;

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-0-0-0-

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Overcast, 66F (19C) (292.15K) / feels like 67F (19C) (292.15K) | High: 69F (21C) | Low: 61F (16C) | Humidity: 91% | Wind: N @ 2.3mph (3.7km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (New York (NY, United States))

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.w

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either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

proper kayak
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91% humidity

blazing mulch
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.w set Brazil

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location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

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.w

proper kayak
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i'm literally dying

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Clear, 66F (19C) (292.15K) | High: 85F (29C) | Low: 52F (11C) | Humidity: 66% | Wind: N @ 4.53mph (7.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Brazil (Brazil))

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.w

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Clear, 52F (11C) (284.15K) | High: 62F (17C) | Low: 50F (10C) | Humidity: 81% | Wind: N @ 4.29mph (6.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Adelaide (SA, Australia))

lament tapir
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Hm it was at 100% humidity most of the day, it’s 10pm though so it’s dropped

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.fact

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Russians generally answer the phone by saying, "I'm listening".

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Uh-huh

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11% of the world is left-handed.

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.fact

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The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

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.w

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Possible Drizzle and Humid, 75F (24C) (297.15K) / feels like 77F (25C) (298.15K) | High: 84F (29C) | Low: 69F (21C) | Humidity: 95% | Wind: N @ 1.03mph (1.7km/h) | 55% chance of rain (Richmond (VA, United States))

maiden peak
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Hnnnn, humidity keeps rising huh

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.w

half canyonBOT
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Clear, 50F (10C) (283.15K) / feels like 49F (9C) (282.15K) | High: 62F (17C) | Low: 49F (10C) | Humidity: 84% | Wind: N @ 6.12mph (9.8km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Adelaide (SA, Australia))

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.

lament tapir
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.quote

half canyonBOT
#

[#4661] "I'd sleep naked but I'm afraid my iguana will turn out to be a princess when her true love kisses her and when she gains the ability to speak she'll describe my ugli body" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (24 May 2020 @ 03:08:47 PM UTC)

lament tapir
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Omfg that’s brilliant, I love that LMAO

#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
tawdry thicket
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.userinfo

half canyonBOT
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UserInfo for Legacyst#4322 aka Ice: ID: 304786562103771136 | Created: 21 Apr 2017 01:12:59 AM UTC | Joined: 14 May 2019 08:40:25 PM UTC | Join position: 22143 | word on the street: i'm like 83% sure they like pizza

lofty gulch
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.userinfo

half canyonBOT
#

UserInfo for slice#4279 aka slicc: ID: 319041259455119361 | Created: 30 May 2017 09:16:03 AM UTC | Joined: 14 Apr 2018 02:35:29 PM UTC | Join position: 3752 | word on the street: who?

lament tapir
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.userinfo

half canyonBOT
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UserInfo for 🌺GenderDragon🌺#2729: ID: 217466597076500481 | Created: 23 Aug 2016 02:14:37 AM UTC | Joined: 16 Apr 2020 02:13:11 AM UTC | Join position: 53522 | word on the street: error 404: witty remark not found

oak iris
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.userinfo

half canyonBOT
#

UserInfo for Micko#8003: ID: 343331513900859395 | Created: 05 Aug 2017 09:56:51 AM UTC | Joined: 03 Oct 2017 03:35:14 AM UTC | Join position: 1754 | word on the street: has at least one heart

near prairie
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
#

Very noice I got a lot to work on lol

merry compass
#

.w

half canyonBOT
#

Partly Cloudy, 67F (20C) (293.15K) | High: 68F (20C) | Low: 55F (13C) | Humidity: 46% | Wind: N @ 12.54mph (20.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Bournemouth (England, United Kingdom))

iron hedge
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
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.quote #4712

half canyonBOT
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[#4712] "> ya’LL shouLD slep! Even if it’s the middle of the day! Just everyone slep cuz slep important and life can wait even if for some reason you went to jail for it or ruined ur life- actually yeah no" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (28 May 2020 @ 03:27:26 PM UTC)

lament tapir
#

.quote 🌺GenderDragon🌺

half canyonBOT
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[#4597] "People be usin my name like it’s a real word wtf SDVpufferyoba" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (18 May 2020 @ 02:46:09 AM UTC)

near prairie
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I love this server

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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Ight, imma head out

mystic moss
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
cursive forum
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
pulsar mantle
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
tulip scarab
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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Very nice mansion my dude

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
#

Gud gud

frank stag
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.choose finish dialogue, npc dispo

half canyonBOT
#

npc dispo

fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
#

Oof

frank stag
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u dont get xp that quickle

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*quickly

fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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except for u cheese

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.img yohan my deepest secret

fiery fossil
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...no

dense pagoda
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
oak iris
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
rustic oyster
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

The people of Israel consume more turkeys per capita than any other country.

fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, silver and month.

rustic oyster
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.

rustic oyster
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WoahSDVpuffersweats

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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

rustic oyster
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.

rustic oyster
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20 slaves per citizen? Thats a lot.

narrow token
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
narrow token
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3711] "brb building a giant gorilla trap and then registering on the black market animal auction house" - ItsLiana (09 Jul 2019 @ 09:39:08 PM UTC)

narrow token
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.quote @narrow token

half canyonBOT
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[#4071] "All it takes is one person to burn down a McDonald's" - ButchDeLoria (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:18:27 AM UTC)

narrow token
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.quote @narrow token

half canyonBOT
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[#4071] "All it takes is one person to burn down a McDonald's" - ButchDeLoria (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:18:27 AM UTC)

narrow token
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Hm

ruby orchid
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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So close

proven nest
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.quote @proven nest

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oh right

half canyonBOT
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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

proven nest
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eh oh well

plain warren
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
rustic oyster
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3491] "Just sit on his face" - TheNewit (16 May 2019 @ 12:47:20 PM UTC)

harsh bolt
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
harsh bolt
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#706] "theres actually a dong" - Original Name (08 Oct 2017 @ 01:47:52 AM UTC)

near prairie
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.

near prairie
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#2812] "I'll clean it so good IT'LL BE FUCKING DIAMONDS" - FanDidlyTastic (31 Aug 2018 @ 02:17:17 PM UTC)

near prairie
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man woman and child in the world.

near prairie
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Huh who knew?

#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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.w

#

bot go brr

half canyonBOT
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Partly Cloudy, 77F (25C) (298.15K) | High: 77F (25C) | Low: 56F (14C) | Humidity: 37% | Wind: N @ 6.76mph (10.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Seattle (WA, United States))

rustic oyster
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#3790] "I need more ass to feed off" - Bee (19 Jul 2019 @ 05:35:49 AM UTC)

fiery fossil
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damn bee

rustic oyster
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Ass man approves^^

#

UB3R-Bot reveals the dark secrets of the junimos.....

blazing mulch
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.w

half canyonBOT
#

either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

blazing mulch
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.w location

half canyonBOT
#

I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]

blazing mulch
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.w location Hartlepool

half canyonBOT
#

Partly Cloudy, 58F (14C) (287.15K) | High: 71F (22C) | Low: 54F (12C) | Humidity: 64% | Wind: N @ 8.48mph (13.6km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Hartlepool (England, United Kingdom))

blazing mulch
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Pog

frank stag
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.img shuichi saihara

frank stag
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.img kageyama tobio

maiden peak
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it's a todo

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

In every episode of “Seinfeld” there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.

lament tapir
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No clue what that is

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.img grape

fiery fossil
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some comedy show featuring barry the bee

lament tapir
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Ah

fiery fossil
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.img seinfield

half canyonBOT
near prairie
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.img Pokémon

near prairie
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I love this thing

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.img stardew valley

meager iron
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!userinfo

broken lilyBOT
#
nanea#5539
ID

550167424918618142

created

Wed Feb 27 04:08:55 2019

joined

Tue May 26 04:12:34 2020

roles

Villager

meager iron
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!ranks

broken lilyBOT
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Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

meager iron
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
meager iron
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!list

broken lilyBOT
#
abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

meager iron
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!english

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
timid vapor
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
maiden peak
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.img pokecord

frank stag
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.img ah

fiery fossil
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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.img jojo screaming

frank stag
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.img b

half canyonBOT
frank stag
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bruh

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.img letter b

frank stag
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thank you

fiery fossil
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.imc c

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.img c

half canyonBOT
crude kraken
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
past wing
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.w

half canyonBOT
#

Clear, 77F (25C) (298.15K) | High: 85F (30C) | Low: 59F (15C) | Humidity: 49% | Wind: N @ 6.79mph (10.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (San Jose (CA, United States))

fiery fossil
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.w

half canyonBOT
#

Partly Cloudy, 63F (17C) (290.15K) / feels like 64F (18C) (291.15K) | High: 69F (20C) | Low: 61F (16C) | Humidity: 92% | Wind: N @ 5.06mph (8.1km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Solana Beach (CA, United States))

lament tapir
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
bitter void
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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.img it’s dangerous to go alone

fiery fossil
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.img othe tree that owns itself

half canyonBOT
near prairie
#

.img shocked dedede

near prairie
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I love my life

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.img smallville

fiery fossil
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.img pog

near prairie
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.img breath of the wild

near prairie
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! LEVEL ONE!!!!!!

split pike
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Gratz!

lament tapir
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
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.fact

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c’mon slow governor

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bruh

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.fact

#

f

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.quote

fiery fossil
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governer

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lmao

lament tapir
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.img clouds

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Yup He died SDVrip

frank stag
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
fiery fossil
#

yes

#

GOVERNER died

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!vl

#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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.fact

lament tapir
#

see, dead

#

!elliott

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
#

. Commands are dead

#

Oh wait

#

Uber

#

HA

fiery fossil
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denseity

lament tapir
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that took me awhile

bitter void
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.quote

#

ow

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
thick bridge
#

.userinfo

lament tapir
#

Uber died

fiery fossil
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rip[

near prairie
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.quote

#

.quote

#

Nooooo Uber bot!!!! Nooooooo

#

.img shovel knight

lament tapir
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He’s offline.

midnight current
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@half canyon SDVemoteheart

near prairie
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Good to see he’s taking a break now and then to ease his tension

#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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.q

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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
#

.bday

fiery fossil
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.w

half canyonBOT
#

Partly Cloudy, 63F (17C) (290.15K) | High: 69F (20C) | Low: 61F (16C) | Humidity: 93% | Wind: N @ 4.29mph (6.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Solana Beach (CA, United States))

fiery fossil
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.img hey hey

half canyonBOT
real wharf
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
royal rivet
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
midnight current
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
final hedge
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
split pike
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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.img hey hey hey

frank stag
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XD

fiery fossil
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.img hey hey hey hey

bitter void
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
near prairie
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.img lonk from Pennsylvania

near prairie
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
bitter void
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.img petch from texas

bitter void
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.img task successfully failed

frank stag
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.img korekiyo shinguji

frank stag
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.img korekiyo shinguji without mask

half canyonBOT
frank stag
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Oh fuck

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Im scared

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.img kaito momota

fiery fossil
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shes pretty

#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
frank stag
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.img rantaro amami

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

The females of some moth species lack wings, all they can do to move is crawl.

lament tapir
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poor things

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it’s always been a sad thought

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

lament tapir
#

I-

fiery fossil
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good? I guess?

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

A spider's web is not a home, but rather a trap for its food. They are as individual as snowflakes, with no two ever being the same. Some tropical spiders have built webs over eighteen feet across.

lament tapir
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Yep and I’ve walked into a few massive ones

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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

Buckingham Palace in England has over six hundred rooms.

fiery fossil
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thicc

lament tapir
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oo

#

.fact

half canyonBOT
#

A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.

blazing mulch
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
charred widget
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.img your mom

half canyonBOT
charred widget
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.img Govenor

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.

lament tapir
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lucid oyster
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
faint tree
#

Remind me in 30 minutes to message my ex

half canyonBOT
#

grumbles, mutters some vulgarities about humans...Shiroe in particular... fiiiine. (#1530205)

lament tapir
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oh god gl man

woven oriole
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
woven oriole
#

Im leveling up fast lately

lament tapir
#

well I mean, you talking every minute in the saloon would make you level up pretty fast since you don’t necessarily need to hold a conversation with someone to talk

#

.fact

half canyonBOT
#

Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

#

@faint tree: message your ex (30m ago)

fiery fossil
woven oriole
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
faint tree
#

@faint tree: message your ex (30m ago)
@half canyon nah she didn't respond

fiery fossil
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rip

lament tapir
#

f

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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.

woven oriole
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
barren zealot
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

King Louis XIX ruled France for 15 minutes.

lament tapir
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
#

.img grape

mystic moss
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
woven oriole
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#588] "I dont think i go quoted ever" - Sky (04 Sep 2017 @ 05:32:18 PM UTC)

lament tapir
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#735] "your not a dumb eemie your just dumb" - RandomKittyCat (16 Oct 2017 @ 05:47:51 AM UTC)

oak iris
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
lament tapir
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.quote

half canyonBOT
#

[#2444] "Wow I wish I was told Im a nice guy on my poop day" - Gorzałt (10 Jul 2018 @ 06:23:55 PM UTC)

lament tapir
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uh

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.fact

half canyonBOT
#

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

lament tapir
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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The rhinoceros beetle is the strongest animal and is capable of lifting 850 times its own weight.

upbeat spire
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.fortune

half canyonBOT
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If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top? -- Jerry Muscha

lament tapir
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.w

half canyonBOT
#

Clear, 59F (15C) (288.15K) | High: 66F (19C) | Low: 47F (8C) | Humidity: 57% | Wind: N @ 10.71mph (17.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Adelaide (SA, Australia))

lament tapir
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I want rain smh

past wing
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.w

half canyonBOT
#

Partly Cloudy, 57F (14C) (287.15K) | High: 72F (22C) | Low: 56F (13C) | Humidity: 82% | Wind: N @ 3.55mph (5.7km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (San Jose (CA, United States))

woven oriole
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!lvl

broken lilyBOT
past wing
#

ohhhh nice and cool today

woven oriole
#

Sana ol

past wing
#

Well hi there bgirl

woven oriole
#

Yo!

#

How are you?

past wing
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I'm good 😄

#

how about you?

woven oriole
#

Doing well! Todays been a busy day

past wing
#

Busy with what?

woven oriole
#

Mostly helping out at our place that is under construction

#

like raking the leaves and taking care of Cooper

hollow charm
#

.choose coffe eeee, try 2 nap

half canyonBOT
#

coffe eeee

hollow charm
#

hm

woven oriole
#

Uber is not so good at humans health

hollow charm
#

yeah i aint listening to his punkass lul

woven oriole
#

Do the opposite of what he says

hollow charm
#

i don't feel like messing around with the french press

woven oriole
#

.choose college, no college

half canyonBOT
#

no college

woven oriole
#

...

hollow charm
#

LMAO

woven oriole
#

Yeah dont listen to Uber

hollow charm
#

i popped a headache and idk how bad coffee would be for it anyhow ope

#

uber is....... a heretic

past wing
#

I thought coffee was suppose to get rid of headache

woven oriole
#

Sleep

past wing
#

caffeine

hollow charm
#

i have no idea tbh lul

woven oriole
#

sleep

past wing
#

I should sleep lol

woven oriole
#

.choose sleep, bad coffee

half canyonBOT
#

bad coffee

woven oriole
#

...

#

SEE

#

Sleep Rick

past wing
#

I will

woven oriole
#

good

past wing
#

But all these songs makes me keep listening 😄

woven oriole
#

Then listen to music while sleeping

past wing
#

I turn off my computer when I sleep :I

woven oriole
#

...I feel like my computer hates me

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cuz I fall asleep while on the computer

#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
past wing
#

I don't think you get xp for talking in here

#

!xp

broken lilyBOT
#

You have 101120 XP

woven oriole
#

Welp

past wing
#

Saloon yeah

#

!xp

broken lilyBOT
#

You have 101120 XP

past wing
#

Same xp

#

!xp

broken lilyBOT
#

You have 101120 XP

woven oriole
#

I do believe I leveled up here

#

just really slowly

past wing
#

Just type !xp

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then talk for a minute

#

Then type it again to see if increases

#

!xp

broken lilyBOT
#

You have 101130 XP

past wing
#

Oh I didn't know you can get xp for reactions

#

!xp

broken lilyBOT
#

You have 101140 XP

past wing
#

or it does go up?

#

confusing

#

!xp

broken lilyBOT
#

You have 101140 XP

past wing
#

!xp

broken lilyBOT
#

You have 101150 XP

past wing
#

.>;

hollow charm
#

hehe

woven oriole
#

Governors Mansion is like a maze

#

you will never understand it

past wing
#

Lol

woven oriole
#

yeah

hollow charm
past wing
#

Reb 😄

hollow charm
#

i see..... all..............

woven oriole
#

That is why u own the crown

lament tapir
#

You do gain xp from here

woven oriole
#

illegally

lament tapir
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
past wing
#

Ah yes, a babymetal song 🙂

woven oriole
#

You are so close GD

#

And yes

past wing
#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
woven oriole
#

UBNHFBh fvd

#

...

frank stag
#

XD

#

rick

#

!lvl

broken lilyBOT
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oh shit i forgot that's what my pfp actually looked likw

midnight current
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the actual pic is worse

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that a bad thing I guessing

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uhh

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not as bad as some other ones ive had

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no, I like the one you had before this one better

midnight current
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Guessing not very child friendly?

past wing
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Cheese

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how

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Did you use the mansion to level? lol

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I wouldn't blame ya

woven oriole
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Cheese is a fast man

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Cheese is living in 2025

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And we're still stuck with corona

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no i swear

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GD uses the bot more than me

woven oriole
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theres a guy who was living in 2016 while in 2005

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i actually havent used the bot in a while,,

past wing
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Oh sure just blame GD

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lol everytime i come here to check my level she's been using ub3r

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lmao

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Its actually easier to spam in the other channels

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tis true. I don't need to use it. when I come here there is usually a whole pile of quotes and facts to read lol

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ikr

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ikr

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its funny to read quotes cuz they are so out of context

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.img korekiyo shinguji

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.quot

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.fact

half canyonBOT
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When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.

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mood

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#4143] "Pizza pasta put it in a box, deliver it to my house and put it on my cock." - Gimbo Gibbington (16 Jan 2020 @ 04:58:58 PM UTC)

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.img miu iruma

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