#governors-mansion
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Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
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Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye & tongue print along with their fingerprint.
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Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.
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In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.
Can i plug in my charger?
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Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
oooh noo
Oh sht. Need to take out my headphones really quick
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Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.
40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet
remind me in 14 hours and 20 minutes to convert my files into mp3's
my vcr is blinking 12:00 right now so if the reminder is delayed then....whoops (#1522351)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
May the force be with you moonpie.
danke
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The "Dull Men's Hall of Fame" is located in Carroll, Wisconsin.
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No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
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About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.
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Czechs are the biggest consumers of beer per male in the world.
Oh no. Fellow germans. We need to take back every beer related record.
(Even though czech beer is tasty)
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UserInfo for schvster#0197 aka Shopkeeper: ID: 451734043055357952 | Created: 31 May 2018 01:09:48 PM UTC | Joined: 05 Jul 2019 01:43:37 AM UTC | Join position: 26178 | word on the street: basically my favorite
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Nice
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“Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
“Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Paper was invented early in the second century by Chinese eunuch.
Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it.
Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out, the number of employees in that bureau will double within 12 months after the decision is made.
cool
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Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald’s.
MURICA!!!!!
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There are over a million described species of insects. Some people estimate there are actually between 15 and 30 million species.
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the balance has been shattered 
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Neurons multiply at a rate 250,000 neurons per minute during early pregnancy.
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I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
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It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are. -- Stirling Moss
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A place for everything and everything in its place. -- Isabella Mary Beeton, "The Book of Household Management" [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when referring to memory management system services.]
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either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather
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55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
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The human brain is about 75% water.
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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
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The volume of the earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.
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The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
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Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.
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The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Libraries.
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There are about a million ants per person. Ants are very social animals and will live in colonies that can contain almost 500,000 ants.
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The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
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The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
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A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.
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The average person laughs 10 times a day!
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A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour.
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A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
nice
Wtf
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The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
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[#1378] "that's one spaghetti i'll slurp up" - Airy Chips (30 Jan 2018 @ 07:29:46 AM UTC)
Ewww
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The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
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Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
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1 in 5 of the world's doctors are Russian.
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Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
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In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.
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The average Japanese household watches more than 10 hours of television a day.
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The surface of the human skin is 6.5 square feet (2m).
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.
The giant red star Betelgeuse has a diameter larger than that of the Earth's orbit around the sun.
rate limited try later
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The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
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[#2019] ""oh my god jade, fucking worthless"-ian" - Arphenion (19 May 2018 @ 04:14:55 AM UTC)
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[#954] "I'm crumbledough" - Crumbledore (07 Dec 2017 @ 02:19:50 PM UTC)
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[#3170] " @daring wigeon has joined the game" - Jessebot (21 Dec 2018 @ 02:23:10 AM UTC)
hai
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[#2012] "will u come visit my buthol" - toe (17 May 2018 @ 11:38:48 PM UTC)
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[#900] "what's so bad about fingering eemie" - Magically Clueless (28 Nov 2017 @ 11:05:45 AM UTC)
[#1] "I'm just a smol" - Iris ()
[#1373] "ass doesn’t taste that bad" - Airy Chips (30 Jan 2018 @ 03:10:56 AM UTC)
Why are quotes so stuffed up sometimes
these quotes are reflective of the human race
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[#3309] "👅 💩" - Bee (01 Mar 2019 @ 06:48:16 PM UTC)
[#2829] "PLS keep bot spam to #governors-mansion" - YSB1 (03 Sep 2018 @ 09:53:00 PM UTC)
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[#1024] "shoved my hand down was all "wtf is this stuff in here"" - Golden (14 Dec 2017 @ 10:11:49 PM UTC)
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[#151] "always 14 in my heart ❤" - Paulie ()
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[#1367] "a swedish friend of mine is coming over in may. I'll be sure to drown them for the authentic dutch experience" - Crumbledore (29 Jan 2018 @ 06:35:54 PM UTC)
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[#2612] "finger the fish squish" - Bee (30 Jul 2018 @ 03:51:13 AM UTC)
bee...
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[#3471] "I love handling balls man" - Bee (11 May 2019 @ 07:10:18 AM UTC)
same
The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.
[#888] "Dear Diary, Today I engaged in an internet dispute about whether or not an owl drawing had nipples" - LianaInStitches (24 Nov 2017 @ 10:37:33 PM UTC)
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[#1761] "Not enough rubbable human limbs around." - Entitas (31 Mar 2018 @ 12:11:14 PM UTC)
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[#3849] "because ugly ppl like me scare the rest of the ppl and only keep the resistant and the regulars" - Webxro (08 Aug 2019 @ 04:18:28 PM UTC)
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13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.
get ur country together smhsmh
lol
I knew we were stupid, but not that stupid
we are dumb
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China has more English speakers than the United States.
... I don't know what to say
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[#427] "good luck americans :SDVSheep:" - awagel (21 Jan 2017 @ 02:23:57 AM UTC)
This is just bashing the us
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[#470] "some of the sweetest desserts are served cold" - magic (31 Jan 2017 @ 03:55:52 AM UTC)
[#3376] "we accept all gay, depressed asses" - Magically Clueless (29 Mar 2019 @ 02:11:31 AM UTC)
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[#570] "And here I am slurping it like a tool" - Fan (24 Aug 2017 @ 04:40:04 AM UTC)
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!list
abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola
You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
!modrecs
Check out https://gist.github.com/Pathoschild/b608892d3e60bd25d0eea71ca7584649 for a list of mods recommended by Pathoschild! They're all compatible with the latest versions of SMAPI and Stardew Valley on Linux/Mac/Windows.
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sigh

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sigh
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lol
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jesus dragon is catching up fast
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
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AYyyyyy
bruh
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You have 966500 XP
.wolfram 1000000 - 966500
33500
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The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.
...
.choose finish chapter 3, try to make mod work, finish sprites
finish sprites
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You are getting there Arcane!
Ok cheese stop flexing
stupid 7 levels per day cheese
Yeah
lmao
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!xp
You have 68920 XP
500 xp to go
!xp
You have 124760 XP
!cp
Content Patcher (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1915) is a mod which loads content packs to change the game's images and data without replacing XNB files. If you want to make mods using Content Patcher, start at https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Content_Patcher.
!xp
You have 64570 XP
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super slow smh
How does leveling work? There's no way it's mee6 level 415 would take hundreds of thousands of messages at least
ive sent way too many messages
So you need to send a message at least once a minute for 30 minutes to lvl up
Only 24k
*3 minutes
I've sent upwards of 40k messages on other servers so while you've sent a lot I've seen wayy more
man,, i need some juice
Also thanks for the info Arcane
!ranks
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
there are special roles ,, look in #old-welcome
There are 18 earnable roles 
1000 would be 50 hours of activety jeez
oh please
lol
Also 50 hours is like 2 days, not that much
yeah
but that's just for lvl 100
Ohhh arcane made a typo
How on Earth am I level 8
I definitely have not spent anywhere near 4 hours talking
you only need to send 1 message a minute
Hmmm
considering a message can take about, say, 5 seconds long to send
that means you can get a level in just 150 seconds of activity
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which is just 2.5 minutes
You have sent 228 messages
that's like 7.6 levels
Ohh I see I used to send like a couple of messages every month at a minimum and I've been here long enough to level me up
How many have I sent
13.8k
Nice
Not bad
Forgot you could check on mobile
Who's sent the most
And I've only been active since March too
!lvl Zaph#8535
^
Yeah I've looked at my statistics for other servers and I would send anywhere from 100-250 messages a day on some servers
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rip
zaph has sent 166k messages
Still waiting
thats decent
they've been here a while
Fun fact: Frozo got 29 levels by just saying !lvl, probably the most here
I don't think I would hit that if you added up all my messages from all servers
lmfao
lol
Another fun fact: this is the most members I've seen in a server that allows cursing
wouldn't a server that doesn't allow cursing have less members on average
Well its more that more they have the more likely it is they have a no cursing rule for the kiddies from what I've seen
imagine how restrictive a server with no cursing would be
But I'm the other hand I hang around Roblox/Minecraft servers and their YouTube groups so that would heavily effect the age group of the members
.........................yeah that'd do it
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wow
remind me in 2 minutes that it is done
Oh okay, Frozenmagicaster (#1524174)
remind me in 24 hours to say yer prayers
heh heh I hope it's not too important... nefarious grin (#1524176)
@midnight current: it is done (2m ago)
remind me in 17 minutes that YUFKJMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<L
freakin' Stardust✨, always needin' shit. FINE. (#1524184)
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I saw horis name right under ubers comment and I thought it said freaking simp
freakin' simp, always needin' shit. FINE.
@late kiln: 20 minutes to convert your files into mp3's (14h ago)
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@frank stag: YUFKJMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<L (17m ago)
understandable
ty ub3r
thanks
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No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
gunther
you read my mind LOL
a lot of things rhyme if you have a lisp
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XD
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rEnt ME
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LMAO
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he looks like he's gonna break into my house and steal all of the cookies
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The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
Uh-huh

oh but that's actually true
males are slightly more likely to be born apparently
but females are more common in the world because of factors like war and dangerous jobs
wot
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Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day
nice
consumptii[n
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Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.
dun dun dunnnnn
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oml it does exist
Of course it does
Everything exists
We all exist in a world within another world with 100 billions of more suns which probably have their own little universe with hundreds of planets and their own ecolife and probably are way more advanced then us and we’ll never know about them
New quote added by 🌺GenderDragon🌺 as #4699
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sexy
God ew
yep LOL
XD
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Dear Emily: I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now it's time to summarize. What should I do? -- Editor Dear Editor: Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post that. On USENET, this is known as a summary. It lets people read all the replies without annoying newsreaders getting in the way. Do the same when summarizing a vote. -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
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ugh
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.img prismatic gemstone
Close enough
so pretty tho
I have one somewhere
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oop
here u go
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Of course you flex on me
I’m gaining around 7 levels everyday but like man, you just, you joined like, only a month before me or smthin and kapoof ur level 400 LMAO
sad
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While in Alcatraz, Al Capone was inmate 85.
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The volume of the earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.
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There are 240 dots on an arcade Pac-Man game
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It’s rAINING TYVM
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god stop being so cold
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either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather
.w set location Szczecin
location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)
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n o i c e

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A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.
I really didn’t need to know that but thanks
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[#1478] "I may not be artistic, but hey at least I'm not autistic" - Spaceburger (10 Feb 2018 @ 10:21:30 AM UTC)
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Almonds are members of the peach family.
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A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
Oh fuck
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[#134] "FLUFF IS THE CUTEST CUTER EVER" - kris ()
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you missed 420, rip
ikr
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The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
Hm. Nice name
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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The caterpillars of some Snout Moths (Pyralididae) live in or on water-plants.
It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.
there we go
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The “save” icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver."
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The toothbrush was invented in China in 1498.
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Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.
14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact.
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Frank Lloyd Wright's son invented Lincoln Logs.
remind me im 1 hour to change rules of a certain server
remember me in 1 hour to change rules of servers
remind in 1 minute to punch you
OH COME ON
remember me in 1 minute to scream
OH COME ON BOT
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The giant red star Betelgeuse has a diameter larger than that of the Earth's orbit around the sun.
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"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
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Denver, Colorado lays claim to the invention of the cheeseburger.
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IBM’s motto is “Think”. Apple later made their motto “Think different”.
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John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
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A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.
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Oh dear...
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oh god that's even worse
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Beat that
oh god, I'm scared
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Butte County, South Dakota is the geographical center of the U.S.
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A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.
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President John F Kennedy could read 4 newspapers in 20 minutes.
is, is that impressive?
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Slugs have four noses.
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Montpelier, Vermont is the only state capital without a McDonalds.

whaaaaat
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[#3401] ""hey babe if I ate too many vegan marshmallows and my butt leaked would you still love me" "I wouldn't love you because you'd be eating vegan marshmallows"" - DealWitchIt (09 Apr 2019 @ 05:13:17 AM UTC)
Oh! What a blow.
Thx for nothing 😄
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Hm. He just hates Arrow.
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The “save” icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.
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The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
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The state of Maryland has no natural Lakes.
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The Philippines has about 7,100 islands, of which only about 460 are more than 1 square mile in area.
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750ml of blood pumps through your brain every minute which is 15-20% of blood flow from the heart.
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Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some Like It Hot'.
The film is good btw.
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.
On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
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Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.
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"You" is the second most spoken English word
.fqact
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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Not a twat? Disapponting....
rip
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Barbie's full name is "Babara Millicent Roberts."
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[#1515] "Make you poop well" - Mighty [B]ee (16 Feb 2018 @ 01:47:08 PM UTC)
wtf when did i gain so many levels
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Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
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[#1483] "The dog says bork
The cow says moo
The pig says oink
The human says FUCK YOU" - BattleShout (10 Feb 2018 @ 09:25:14 PM UTC)
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[#585] "xD" - /(・ × ・)\ (04 Sep 2017 @ 12:00:01 PM UTC)
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[#4342] "how to identify dutch people step 1: join the sdv discord
step 2: you did it, everyone here is dutch" - Magically Clueless (21 Feb 2020 @ 08:17:53 PM UTC)
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[#2300] "Honestly Todd Howard could tell me to buy a 600 dollar bag of his own feces and I'd probably do it" - Rin Spacey (12 Jun 2018 @ 08:07:48 AM UTC)
.quote kdau
[#4698] "All the world's a {},
And all the devs and modders merely ""s;
They have their openings and their closings,
And one block in its time has many properties,
Its lines being seven files." - kdau (27 May 2020 @ 06:44:38 AM UTC)
what
what
[#2783] "how do you milk nuts when almonds dont have titties" - feeblebeeble (27 Aug 2018 @ 03:40:19 AM UTC)

Asking the important questions.
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[#1163] "titty monika" - Crumbledore (08 Jan 2018 @ 09:36:11 PM UTC)
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[#2289] "I am a big fat loser" - Gorzałt (08 Jun 2018 @ 11:13:20 PM UTC)
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[#2791] "i'm the biggest poo" - sleepyrice (27 Aug 2018 @ 09:38:09 PM UTC)
The people here have a lot of confidence^^´
imagine having your words imortalized by uber
[#3864] "you don't know frog hell until you open your window at night and hear all the frogs scream "bone me" in frog language" - Webxro (20 Aug 2019 @ 06:41:53 AM UTC)
[#4615] "i fuckin love chimken i wanna put it on me face" - Stardust✨ (20 May 2020 @ 07:58:07 AM UTC)
I understand dat feeling.
.quore arcane
.quote @frank stag
.quote arcane
[#4648] "ARE YOU FUCKING ME" - Arcane (23 May 2020 @ 07:13:47 AM UTC)
[#4536] "remind me in 87600 hours to take over this server with yaramy" - Stardust✨ (10 May 2020 @ 06:38:18 PM UTC)
.quote gimbo
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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[#4519] "james charles looks like that barbie doll i dropped in the toilet once" - Cheese Wine (08 May 2020 @ 11:52:12 PM UTC)
.quote Gimbo Gibbington#7657
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When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. -- Brendan Behan
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tyah !!!!!!!!!!i feel like speagheterri noodles rn
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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)
I agree Xander^^

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[#386] "o'fuck" - nitro (13 Jan 2017 @ 02:06:37 AM UTC)
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[#1836] "can't take two things at a time" - Zaph (15 Apr 2018 @ 07:05:57 PM UTC)
.quote @iron hedge
[#4685] "I, a hunter, was traveling through the woods, looking for easy prey or any loot that may be sitting around. I get startled when I hear rumbling in a nearby bush, so I approach it, more careful than ever, and I encounter... a set of toes! The toes turn to me as if they could hear me coming, but they do not have any ears to hear me, or eyes to see me. I say 'Ho there, toe set. How goes yer day?'... it doesn't respond. I ask them 'can you hear me?', but no response. I bid it farewell and continue my hunt, but I later discovered that the set of toes was actually a discord user, named "Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs", which is quite a surprise, since the set of toes could understand and write in perfect english. Quite interesting if I do say so myself." - schvster (25 May 2020 @ 10:54:50 PM UTC)
what
y'know what
that's the appropriate response
slama said something about being just a set of toes and i went all out
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uhh
alrighty
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bot go brr
ub3r ded
[#2172] "i flopped onto my bed and landed on my bony ass wrist and hurt me butt" - sleepyrice (01 Jun 2018 @ 04:34:06 AM UTC)
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[#1167] "Ima fart in your limmo" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (10 Jan 2018 @ 08:13:13 AM UTC)
Bah... Thats disgusting
.quote lowlins
[#3937] "The best crum is the kind that doesn't speak" - Lowlins (20 Sep 2019 @ 12:23:10 PM UTC)
[#4041] "Stop being inappropriate" - Lowlins (20 Nov 2019 @ 06:45:30 PM UTC)
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[#3825] "Ian doesn't wash his hands tho" - Lowlins (31 Jul 2019 @ 07:11:19 PM UTC)
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[#4035] "My thumb is bigger than the sun" - Lowlins (15 Nov 2019 @ 12:46:03 PM UTC)
[#3964] "Toe bog brain like a skyscraper" - Lowlins (01 Oct 2019 @ 02:03:50 PM UTC)
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[#3521] "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Lowlins (24 May 2019 @ 05:11:33 PM UTC)
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[#3521] "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Lowlins (24 May 2019 @ 05:11:33 PM UTC)
Ewww a non cringy quote
[#4210] "Izzy you are so much more fun to be in this area than you have been buried on my face still hurts" - Lowlins (24 Jan 2020 @ 07:40:44 PM UTC)
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[#4041] "Stop being inappropriate" - Lowlins (20 Nov 2019 @ 06:45:30 PM UTC)
[#3902] "Dont wash the pp" - Lowlins (30 Aug 2019 @ 08:58:10 PM UTC)
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[#4041] "Stop being inappropriate" - Lowlins (20 Nov 2019 @ 06:45:30 PM UTC)
I give up
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You have 69190 XP
So close
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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
tf..
Hungry boi
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Buckingham Palace has 602 rooms.
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There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas.
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Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
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Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
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There are about a million ants per person. Ants are very social animals and will live in colonies that can contain almost 500,000 ants.
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What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
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Clear, 56F (13C) (286.15K) | High: 63F (17C) | Low: 49F (10C) | Humidity: 80% | Wind: N @ 7.6mph (12.2km/h) | 13% chance of rain (Adelaide (SA, Australia))
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In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.
imagine having hurricanes instead of cyclones! Smh!
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Imagine having weather conditions
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Clear, 91F (33C) (306.15K) | High: 95F (35C) | Low: 56F (13C) | Humidity: 7% | Wind: N @ 8.74mph (14.1km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Guadalajara (Jal., Mexico))
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Clear, 72F (22C) (295.15K) | High: 73F (23C) | Low: 49F (9C) | Humidity: 34% | Wind: N @ 7.55mph (12.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Seattle (WA, United States))
I feel like my rank is just like, not progressing smh
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO FUCKIN COLD
Cheese go br
XD
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Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
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God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.
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Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.
@frank stag it's like 100° over here
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im right behind you oblivion
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You have 69260 XP
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Bruh it’s called Mayor’s Mansion
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About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.
OH THE BOTS NAMED GOVERNOR NVM
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Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
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You have 69330 XP
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You have 967310 XP
still a while till 1 mill
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You have 6400 XP
Aww my tiny 6400
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You have 127370 XP
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You have 54680 XP
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You have 59800 XP
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We’re special
!harmony
Here be dragons. Venture forth with bravery, young warrior, for thou art alone in these dark lands. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Modder_Guide/APIs/Harmony for more info. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/156109690059751424/514614715482243073/harmony_development_cycle.png
!harmony
Here be dragons. Venture forth with bravery, young warrior, for thou art alone in these dark lands. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Modder_Guide/APIs/Harmony for more info. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/156109690059751424/514614715482243073/harmony_development_cycle.png
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Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
why are australian grapes like that lol @lament tapir
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"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
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40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
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Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year

