#governors-mansion
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krobus bb
!sebastian
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A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
bruh
oh god
nature why
ferrets been real quiet since this came out
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Proportional to their size, cats have the largest eyes of all mammals.
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Some people say that when the black bands on the Woolybear caterpillar are wide, a cold winter is coming.
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[#69] " I'm getting FUCKED by FRIENDSHIP" - maru ()
fitting
HA
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Proportional to their size, cats have the largest eyes of all mammals.
:/
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lol
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Overcast, 51F (11C) (284.15K) | High: 59F (15C) | Low: 43F (6C) | Humidity: 73% | Wind: N @ 9.48mph (15.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Adelaide (SA, Australia))
.w
either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather
.w set location bikini bottom
location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)
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Rain, 67F (19C) (292.15K) / feels like 68F (20C) (293.15K) | High: 84F (29C) | Low: 66F (19C) | Humidity: 100% | Wind: N @ 8.45mph (13.6km/h) | 100% chance of rain (105-107 (IL, United States))
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[#420] "But I remember it, and they remember it" - Vic (19 Jan 2017 @ 03:25:03 PM UTC)
bikini bottom is officially in illinois
rlly?
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
.w set corona time
location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)
.w
I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]
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it's corona time
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!lvl
!lvl
oof
yay
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how is your van? 👀
shitty
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😦
.fact
In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.
.img monitor lizard
qt
how do you survey an ostriche
gender joined after me and is also higher level 
watch it for years
New quote added by nathandeltane as #4678
let's see how that can be taken out of context
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
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[#4379] "This is a dick piss moment" - AetherWorkz (03 Mar 2020 @ 07:27:37 AM UTC)
it is
dang
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The Simpsons is the longest running animated series on TV.
Duh
That I’ve never seen
doh
same
New quote added by nathandeltane as #4679
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Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.
if you quote me you gay
ha
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[#4264] "im not a guy and i still have a nice fluffy beard" - tittysprinkles (03 Feb 2020 @ 12:51:57 PM UTC)
New quote added by 🌺GenderDragon🌺 as #4680
Welp
hehe
it had to happen 
Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.
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[#296] "a normie doesnt just stick their dick in a taco bell cup to measure its volume" - shadaez (11 Dec 2016 @ 07:32:24 AM UTC)
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.
wowie
maybe a kyle, on saturdays
I LOVE BRUCE
he cool
.img Bruce lee
bruce cool
not to be confused with chun lee 😳 😳 😳
.img Bruce lee mortal kombat x
Played it when I was 5-8
i wanna search random misspelled things and see what comes up
.img ntahan
jkfladsjf
Lmao
.img foughl
👀
.img hatsoon mikee
👀
.img naathen
.img victor Yuri on ice
.img bruce banner
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Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
.img Scott tweedie prank patrol
🤷
.img icarly freddie
wow
f r e d d i e
b e n s o n
.img bindi Irwin wedding
He’s good for her
He asked her mum for permission to continue talking to her before they started dating >~<
ooo
Such a gentleman
noice
[#3905] "everything touches a butt at some point" - ladybug (01 Sep 2019 @ 05:21:11 AM UTC)
.img Steve Irwin
Ew why is that first
still him tho
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[#3036] "Cyka blyat snorts vodka tampon" - Bee (29 Oct 2018 @ 07:29:52 PM UTC)
oopsie
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[#3964] "Toe bog brain like a skyscraper" - Lowlins (01 Oct 2019 @ 02:03:50 PM UTC)
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[#92] "Stay golden Ponyboy, stay golden" - Golden ()
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[#4020] "yes, make your water blush, and then when it starts having steam come out of it like an anime girl, you know your water is ready to consume" - Nanoodles (07 Nov 2019 @ 06:01:57 AM UTC)
[#4463] "I'm a machine and milk is my oil" - Gimbo Gibbington (13 Apr 2020 @ 06:10:51 AM UTC)
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[#1363] "i see you pee" - Magically Clueless (29 Jan 2018 @ 06:05:18 PM UTC)
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[#3927] "eyebrows are the windows to the soul" - Magically Clueless (13 Sep 2019 @ 05:48:49 PM UTC)
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[#4103] "arph more like argh" - carls (21 Dec 2019 @ 07:43:13 PM UTC)
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[#250] "If you ain't out of control you ain't in control!" - RaceCarGuy (10 Nov 2016 @ 11:50:48 PM UTC)
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[#369] "i thought it meant butt class" - Fluff (08 Jan 2017 @ 04:43:15 AM UTC)
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[#2955] "<.< >.> comes out of hole" - FanDidlyTastic (03 Oct 2018 @ 01:00:48 AM UTC)
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In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
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[#1681] "I put a burrito up my butt once" - PGleo86 (18 Mar 2018 @ 12:05:52 AM UTC)
Cuba is the only island in the Caribbean to have a railroad.
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[#1061] "I like dp in my mouth sometimes but only sometimes" - yaboi (18 Dec 2017 @ 04:59:48 PM UTC)
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[#2556] "the cowboy caviars" - feeblebeeble (26 Jul 2018 @ 03:21:55 AM UTC)
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[#1825] "I'm a stinky poo butt" - Andy (12 Apr 2018 @ 10:19:42 AM UTC)
lmao
same
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[#2191] "it's like that thingie with Jesus's abs" - Webxro (02 Jun 2018 @ 05:30:00 PM UTC)
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[#2588] "the medic will arrive with his tiddy out soon" - YSB1 (29 Jul 2018 @ 12:58:16 AM UTC)
Wat
o.o
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[#3699] "i'm going to dress up in an eevee costume for an upcoming con" - A smile suits you nicely (08 Jul 2019 @ 08:48:59 PM UTC)
noice
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[#172] "Chew shower = showe" - Antrium ()
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[#4112] "There are two types of mods: SMAPI mods, and content pack mods. SMAPI mods are written in C# and can do whatever. Content pack mods are written without C# (json/images/etc) for a SMAPI mod to use. A good example is Json Assets - it's a SMAPI mod that you can create content pack mods for to add items into the game. This idea is useful because just one mod needs to implement how to add items in the game, and any number of other mods can just provide the item pictures and stats.
In terms of knowledge, every content pack mod you create will be different depending on the mod you create it for. Content Patcher is the best one to learn for if you want to modify content files.
SMAPI mods will let you learn how the game works, and let you do things you couldn't do with a content pack." - Cat (04 Jan 2020 @ 02:00:22 AM UTC)
👀
[#2793] "being naked is always required" - Headless Astronaut (28 Aug 2018 @ 05:28:24 AM UTC)
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[#2020] "ANYWAYS DANNY NO I DO NOT HAVE A FART KINK" - Magically Clueless (19 May 2018 @ 04:29:59 AM UTC)
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[#1444] "man you guys gotta come over here and just inhale my air" - Airy Chips (06 Feb 2018 @ 10:43:49 PM UTC)
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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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[#87] "i wanna kiss ur lips moiph.." - lewis ()
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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[#837] "To get thicc" - LianaInStitches (09 Nov 2017 @ 02:50:40 PM UTC)
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[#4000] "butt stuff" - vixenism (25 Oct 2019 @ 05:21:26 AM UTC)
t h i c c
d u m m i e t h i c c
This is like reading cards against humanity
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[#1734] "new weight loss treatment: let wolves chase you and devour the weight" - cadmiumhorror (28 Mar 2018 @ 11:12:08 PM UTC)
[#1716] "i like how youre gonna ask a discord full of fish fuckers if your one fish fucking friend got in" - feeblebeeble (25 Mar 2018 @ 01:33:59 AM UTC)
feeblebeeble has the most disturbing yet funny quotes
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[#4125] "Here’s my starter creeper pick up like for you" - Santagian (11 Jan 2020 @ 09:38:29 PM UTC)
woah
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[#697] "hey don't most fans just blow ?" - Webxro (06 Oct 2017 @ 07:48:25 AM UTC)
@peak wing you have a fan
[#1153] "you don't need the pp" - Danny (06 Jan 2018 @ 05:08:29 AM UTC)
.fact
da pp
Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.
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The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
.fortune
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[#3599] "rubs face on keyboard is how i pronounce things" - Magically Clueless (20 Jun 2019 @ 12:06:58 PM UTC)
We all declare for liberty, but in using the same word we do not all mean the same thing. -- A. Lincoln
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A female oyster produces 100 million young in her lifetime, the typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year, and it is possible for one female cat to be responsible for the birth of 20,736 kittens in four years. Michelle Druggar holds the record for largest human family, having given birth to 17 children.
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"I have examined Bogota," he said, "and the case is clearer to me. I think very probably he might be cured." "That is what I have always hoped," said old Yacob. "His brain is affected," said the blind doctor. The elders murmured assent. "Now, what affects it?" "Ah!" said old Yacob. "This," said the doctor, answering his own question. "Those queer things that are called the eyes, and which exist to make an agreeable soft depression in the face, are diseased, in the case of Bogota, in such a way as to affect his brain. They are greatly distended, he has eyelashes, and his eyelids move, and cosequently his brain is in a state of constant irritation and distraction." "Yes?" said old Yacob. "Yes?" "And I think I may say with reasonable certainty that, in order to cure him completely, all that we need do is a simple and easy surgical operation -- namely, to remove those irritant bodies." "And then he will be sane?" "Then he will be perfectly sane, and a quite admirable citizen." "Thank heaven for science!" said old Yacob. -- H. G. Wells, "The Country of the Blind"
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[#3008] "Stop eating my nut smh" - Bee (18 Oct 2018 @ 07:18:33 PM UTC)
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.fact
Some moths never eat anything as adults because they don't have mouths. They must live on the energy they stored as caterpillars.
how could they eat his nut how dare they
Have a good day, y'all!
you too
Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.
oh noo
mood
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[#2564] "punch my butt" - Gorzałt (26 Jul 2018 @ 06:39:32 PM UTC)
pls don't
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[#4355] "I'd baste my chicken breast in vsauce" - Crumbledore (26 Feb 2020 @ 06:53:05 PM UTC)
wheeze
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[#576] "👀" - Jasper (02 Sep 2017 @ 05:58:39 PM UTC)
👀
.img yeellow xannder
interesting
.img nathan☆
lmao
wot
the good nathan
.img concerrneed pae
x-raw-image:///bd785f76f97ea52567b232713b8053a81b052b4c7749bdfe81e81773b0f131e0
o.o
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[#2354] "also gotta check for hair and tiddies" - ItsLiana (21 Jun 2018 @ 01:50:59 AM UTC)
quote has an overwhelming amount of tiddies
[#2775] "why is ur house meat all saggy" - feeblebeeble (24 Aug 2018 @ 08:41:10 PM UTC)
and butts
it has quality taste
^
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[#668] "i was going to ass that question too" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (02 Oct 2017 @ 04:37:54 PM UTC)
haha
lol
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[#941] "she has big good tata's" - eemie (03 Dec 2017 @ 06:50:30 PM UTC)
[#369] "i thought it meant butt class" - Fluff (08 Jan 2017 @ 04:43:15 AM UTC)
ha
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[#528] "quotes are for loosers" - golden (19 May 2017 @ 07:41:40 PM UTC)
ub3rbot is listening
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[#4517] "all these grumpy people talking about work and taxes and izzy be talkin about egirls and tiktok and we all secretly Google the terms to understand" - Crumbledore (06 May 2020 @ 10:05:04 PM UTC)
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[#4671] "You're being an annoyance" - messyez (25 May 2020 @ 05:24:23 AM UTC)
me
ouch
izzy the e-cowgirl
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[#2518] "cockapoopoopeepee Shire?" - Mr_Fox87 (23 Jul 2018 @ 07:39:04 PM UTC)
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[#1057] "danny has milky ass confirmed" - feeblebeeble (17 Dec 2017 @ 11:31:07 PM UTC)
cockapoopoopeepee
shire?
uote
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[#4598] "why do my toes look like fingers" - Stardust✨ (18 May 2020 @ 06:36:44 AM UTC)
[#4567] "Let's squat in some houses and build big gay farm" - feeblebeeble (11 May 2020 @ 08:38:42 PM UTC)
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[#967] "a lot of huge dicks were in youtube rewind" - Magically Clueless (08 Dec 2017 @ 08:50:36 PM UTC)
indeed
indeed
.quote @frank stag
[#4536] "remind me in 87600 hours to take over this server with yaramy" - Stardust✨ (10 May 2020 @ 06:38:18 PM UTC)
.quote @blazing mulch
[#4677] "bathtubs are reversed boats" - nathandeltane (25 May 2020 @ 11:11:37 AM UTC)
.quote toe
[#3120] "DANNYS GREAT OK THERE I SAID IT" - toe (02 Dec 2018 @ 11:45:34 AM UTC)
.quote toe
[#3436] "winter is only cold because the sun in my heart hides behind the cloud of my emotions" - toe (28 Apr 2019 @ 10:37:11 PM UTC)
r/im14andthisisdeep
lmao
r/memes
ah yes m e m e s
r/breadstapledtotrees
[#3318] "ur parts taste nice" - tittysprinkles (05 Mar 2019 @ 02:52:00 PM UTC)
made me laugh so it's a great one
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[#805] "I'd suck a dick for 250" - Rin Spacey (03 Nov 2017 @ 03:25:20 PM UTC)
a good price
👀
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[#3168] "i sleep with one eye open and a bazooka under my pillow" - Arphenion (19 Dec 2018 @ 07:45:23 PM UTC)
New quote added by nathandeltane as #4681
.quote tittysprinkles
[#1594] "if you can't crush my skull with your thighs don't even Look at me" - tittysprinkles (02 Mar 2018 @ 01:36:20 PM UTC)
You don’t need to ping people for their quote.
.quote YellowXander
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
oopsie
.quote nextxander
[#4623] "a fartissimo" - NextXander (20 May 2020 @ 08:56:24 PM UTC)
.quote 🌺GenderDragon🌺
[#4664] "mustn’t be average then :02Shrug:" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (24 May 2020 @ 04:54:11 PM UTC)
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[#2659] "I’d shove them up my butt" - primordialclamchowder (04 Aug 2018 @ 05:45:01 AM UTC)
[#1218] "is crumble a person" - kebab (17 Jan 2018 @ 08:55:07 PM UTC)
clam chowder
[#3974] "can't wait to get to play call of duty for free in like 60 years" - Magically Clueless (05 Oct 2019 @ 06:52:10 PM UTC)
sad times
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[#4309] "eat the fingers of ladies" - Quartz (12 Feb 2020 @ 10:14:51 PM UTC)
nooo
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[#2550] "wait are you just naked when youre not at school" - ItsLiana (25 Jul 2018 @ 10:47:43 PM UTC)
uote
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[#1253] "👀 people given me looks for inhaling this bag of trailmix but smh unless y'all feedin me u can go away" - feeblebeeble (22 Jan 2018 @ 09:50:05 PM UTC)
.fact
Slugs have four noses.
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Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Yo-yos were used as weapons by warriors in the Philippines in the 16th century.
true
there is cyanide in almonds
O.O
Bitter almonds may yield 4–9 mg of hydrogen cyanide per almond and contain 42 times higher amounts of cyanide than the trace levels found in sweet almonds. The origin of cyanide content in bitter almonds is via the enzymatic hydrolysis of amygdalin.
ok wikipedia
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
Sharkskin has tiny tooth-like scales all over.
ew
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[#1593] "meat me at the nearest dennys" - bryce (02 Mar 2018 @ 07:32:56 AM UTC)
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In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
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[#4361] " ngl but :GWofxDerp: math isnt my best subject" - @limber otter (27 Feb 2020 @ 08:08:19 AM UTC)
Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
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[#4614] "how do u add a quote" - elliotptp (20 May 2020 @ 07:56:04 AM UTC)
that quote tells a story
how do you tho 👀
||react with 💬 to something||
danke
most quotes happen in #adventurers-guild
[#610] "where is the old battleshout" - astro (15 Sep 2017 @ 03:37:24 PM UTC)
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[#3672] "My butt usage is much lower" - Nanoodles (04 Jul 2019 @ 08:02:18 PM UTC)
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[#2871] "I don't give a shit" - FanDidlyTastic (15 Sep 2018 @ 04:57:03 AM UTC)
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[#2394] "listen, one time i watched all the twilight movies in one go . i know about vampires Pal" - tittysprinkles (30 Jun 2018 @ 11:11:50 PM UTC)

"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them" -- Heisenberg
[#2733] "Ban me like one of your French girls" - davidfett (15 Aug 2018 @ 04:43:03 PM UTC)
.fortune
Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
will do
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[#2094] "I met a tater thot once, she was a deeep south girl. bit of a weird one" - YSB1 (27 May 2018 @ 03:51:54 AM UTC)
[#2617] "I wish I was born with Slavic knees" - kuroibarra (30 Jul 2018 @ 04:39:17 AM UTC)
.fortune
Beware of the Turing tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy. -- Alan Perlis
k.......
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“Duff” is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.
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In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.
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[#2877] "NIPPLE SALLAD" - YSB1 (16 Sep 2018 @ 06:07:58 AM UTC)
People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
Well that's why they say it now. They've been saying it since before we knew that your heart stops beating o.o
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There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
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There is a city called Rome on every continent.
Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
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[#1383] "to go die cause i forgot my headphones and ima be stuck with jesus songs again" - feeblebeeble (30 Jan 2018 @ 08:30:26 PM UTC)
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[#2450] "people gather not because you are amazing from the start, but because they can see your passion in it, how you struggle your way through the ordeal and keep your confidence and love of what you do.. and you can spark inspiration in them.. no pain no gain, no risk no value~" - Naru The Weirdo (11 Jul 2018 @ 10:02:37 AM UTC)
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[#2804] "Noah fence but ur a butt butt farty wee wee face" - squishface (30 Aug 2018 @ 06:02:06 PM UTC)
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[#83] "I have been revoked of racist status. Thanks to Iris." - Spaztika ()
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[#1319] "I am ALL dining on poop on this blessed day" - Nano (26 Jan 2018 @ 03:15:14 AM UTC)
2018 must have been a wild year.
[#3335] "Don't you know, I have a body disposal service" - ashthetrouble (14 Mar 2019 @ 08:57:11 AM UTC)
Good to know.
2019 may have been a little crazy too 😳 😳 😳
XD
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!mphelp
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.fact
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
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The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
.insult
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disabled, makes sense
There are over a million described species of insects. Some people estimate there are actually between 15 and 30 million species.
.bday
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You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
!reinstalldeps
Try reinstalling .NET Framework 4.5.2 and XNA Framework 4.0 (see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Game_doesn.27t_launch for links).
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so close
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.quote add "I would cut off my toes and discard the rest of my body and just be a set of toes roaming the lands" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs#4826
New quote added by LenneDalben as #4684
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[#1022] "1. Geralt 2. Capt hook 3 tony stark 4 vegeta 5 shadow the hedgehog" - eemie (14 Dec 2017 @ 09:37:30 PM UTC)
shadow the hedgehog
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[#3251] "MOM WHY WONT YOU LET ME EAT THE SHAMPOO" - Andrew (21 Jan 2019 @ 10:00:39 PM UTC)
...
.img ow the edge
.img shadow the hedgehog
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[#1601] "get the pee pee" - Magically Clueless (03 Mar 2018 @ 10:01:34 AM UTC)
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[#2197] "Haley only has two hands and Jay claimed her feet. There’s nothing left for you." - haley's wife (03 Jun 2018 @ 07:11:35 AM UTC)
[#1724] "the throat that guy must have" - Magically Clueless (26 Mar 2018 @ 11:35:34 PM UTC)
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[#823] "we just found milk by just TOUCHING COWS" - Elliott™ (06 Nov 2017 @ 05:47:43 PM UTC)
[#2180] ":monikian1::monikian2::monikian3::monikian4::monikian5:" - f4iTh (01 Jun 2018 @ 08:10:43 PM UTC)
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[#4393] "drink the pee i swear its healthy" - all demons are human (05 Mar 2020 @ 02:02:04 AM UTC)
[#2846] "Hey anal orifice stop being so constipated u dumb shit" - Scum Fuck Flower Boy (09 Sep 2018 @ 08:39:07 PM UTC)
wrong command oops
.pee should be a command
XD
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[#277] "Jev said i couldnt touch his little green snake" - kris (30 Nov 2016 @ 02:01:44 AM UTC)
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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
damn
i wanna touch the little green snake too
i wanna touch it too if its like the one in #711858314211885117
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[#3284] "Also I can prolly play but idk for how long cuz I gotta sit on some babies in the late evening" - Bee (09 Feb 2019 @ 10:05:54 AM UTC)
👀
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[#4685] "I, a hunter, was traveling through the woods, looking for easy prey or any loot that may be sitting around. I get startled when I hear rumbling in a nearby bush, so I approach it, more careful than ever, and I encounter... a set of toes! The toes turn to me as if they could hear me coming, but they do not have any ears to hear me, or eyes to see me. I say 'Ho there, toe set. How goes yer day?'... it doesn't respond. I ask them 'can you hear me?', but no response. I bid it farewell and continue my hunt, but I later discovered that the set of toes was actually a discord user, named "Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs", which is quite a surprise, since the set of toes could understand and write in perfect english. Quite interesting if I do say so myself." - schvster (25 May 2020 @ 10:54:50 PM UTC)
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[#4686] ".pee should be a command" - NextXander (25 May 2020 @ 11:49:28 PM UTC)
ahaha, I remember that
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[#4380] "The decimal point is just a punctuation point that graduated" - Paps211 (03 Mar 2020 @ 07:28:56 AM UTC)
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[#4421] "toe spits on wireles and it draws a vague spit silhouette that is squiggly" - Andrew (16 Mar 2020 @ 10:52:16 PM UTC)
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[#3459] "anime is so fuckin wild bro" - tittysprinkles (06 May 2019 @ 02:27:40 PM UTC)
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[#1476] "nobody sits on anyones ass" - Danny (10 Feb 2018 @ 06:24:51 AM UTC)
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[#1199] "ima shit on my laptop" - feeblebeeble (16 Jan 2018 @ 02:19:41 AM UTC)
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[#2635] "Doggos don't belong in sewers" - planterror (01 Aug 2018 @ 11:56:36 PM UTC)
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[#4341] "Maybe we should feed a Jumino a coffee." - @green glen (21 Feb 2020 @ 01:28:19 AM UTC)
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[#153] "ok ill pay it as long as its free" - Lewis ()
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[#3146] " as I crushed it. I think I played too much WoW :GWskarzzLUL:" - Makco#2869 (15 Dec 2018 @ 06:50:55 AM UTC)
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[#1636] "Sometimes I choke on the D" - Lukasaurus™ (09 Mar 2018 @ 04:02:24 AM UTC)
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[#4511] "arcane don't you dare just come in to play fallen kingdom for the 25th time" - ARrowKNee (06 May 2020 @ 04:04:14 AM UTC)
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!patchsummary
Can you do these steps to provide more info?
- Load your save and view the content that should be patched.
- Type
patch summarydirectly into the SMAPI window and press enter. - Upload your SMAPI log to https://smapi.io/log (see instructions on that page).
- Post the log link here.
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Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails.
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Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
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You have 610 XP
In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.
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You have 52860 XP
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On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
u__u
As soon as they’re born don’t they and the mum get given a bracelet thingy so that that doesn’t happen..?
And so they don’t get stolen cuz the doors won’t open unless the mums bracelet also scans
Well there's most definitely places that can't or don't take precautions like that 😔 remember the worlds a big hekin place
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Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
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Hawaii is the only coffee producing state.
HEAD CRASH!! FILES LOST!! Details at 11.
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Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
You have 760 XP
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In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
o.o
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Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually.
[#1] "I'm just a smol" - Iris ()
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Check the pinned messages for useful info and links!
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Xerox does it again and again and again and ...
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Ad astra per aspera. [To the stars by aspiration.]
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@pine bay You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!
Why did I level up here?
lmao
[#2219] "picnic girl snot wants to battle" - toe (05 Jun 2018 @ 12:08:38 PM UTC)
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[#4153] "sparkle noises" - israfil (17 Jan 2020 @ 12:01:47 AM UTC)
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[#2674] "I AM PLAYING HAVREST MONO" - Magically Clueless (05 Aug 2018 @ 04:59:24 PM UTC)
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[#2944] "swag my fellow pepes" - Magically Clueless (29 Sep 2018 @ 04:22:02 AM UTC)
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[#768] "Or do I have to say something sexy ? Like Sonic MMORPG game ?" - Webxro (23 Oct 2017 @ 10:07:40 AM UTC)
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[#1411] "SMEZY RP! XD XD LITURATE PPL ONLY!!!" - Magically Clueless (02 Feb 2018 @ 05:04:06 AM UTC)
harvest mono
.img no I dont think I will
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[#4439] "but crime is interesting!!" - maple blossom (26 Mar 2020 @ 03:17:27 PM UTC)
[#1358] "get the D in" - sleepyrice (28 Jan 2018 @ 11:29:19 PM UTC)
[#748] "My pain scale is this now: 10/10 Nerve Concussion, 7/10 Stab wound, 5/10 being kicked in the nuts." - FanDidlyTastic (22 Oct 2017 @ 05:24:46 AM UTC)
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[#4514] "Like as in i liked how it tasted" - slice (06 May 2020 @ 02:14:25 PM UTC)
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[#2378] "water is wet" - Alcopops (27 Jun 2018 @ 01:59:44 AM UTC)
[#1662] "15 inches is too many" - feeblebeeble (13 Mar 2018 @ 05:07:50 PM UTC)
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[#2002] "no, you're an ass...butt" - Brohamir (16 May 2018 @ 01:34:19 PM UTC)
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[#2051] "i eat about 12 oz of mac and cheese every day" - VeryGoodDog (22 May 2018 @ 03:03:59 PM UTC)
[#4555] "it had conText" - Quartz (11 May 2020 @ 04:57:21 AM UTC)
[#1434] "U can make smelly bath bombs
They're called poops" - feeblebeeble (05 Feb 2018 @ 10:22:56 PM UTC)
[#4479] "I CAN EAT YOU" - Strobe (26 Apr 2020 @ 05:06:53 PM UTC)

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[#427] "good luck americans :SDVSheep:" - awagel (21 Jan 2017 @ 02:23:57 AM UTC)
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[#199] "my legs are broken" - marmarru ()
[#1069] "Yes, my secret is that I'm cantankerous all the time, which is why lurking is usually better for everyone ;)" - mouse (19 Dec 2017 @ 06:40:00 AM UTC)
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[#666] "( . y . )" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (01 Oct 2017 @ 09:24:53 PM UTC)
I like how awagels quote could literally apply to any point in time
true
[#3761] "Germans are the wurst" - Queen (15 Jul 2019 @ 11:14:04 AM UTC)
[#837] "To get thicc" - LianaInStitches (09 Nov 2017 @ 02:50:40 PM UTC)
[#1993] "SMAPI update: this kills the crab" - NamErehWon (15 May 2018 @ 05:31:23 AM UTC)
[#1689] "The concept of a hug is great though
You just sorta
envelop a friend in your warmth" - SuperMaronda64🌟 (18 Mar 2018 @ 03:05:35 PM UTC)
[#49] "fuck you all and love you all is basically the same thing" - lewis ()
[#2160] "cannibalism can actually be considered vegan as you can acquire consent" - Casa (31 May 2018 @ 11:56:24 PM UTC)
[#2471] "drink some espresso to rid of your depresso" - Ninjar (18 Jul 2018 @ 06:41:55 PM UTC)
[#3130] "Some one hear knows about ears or biology?" - Clyon (04 Dec 2018 @ 01:00:57 PM UTC)
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[#3082] "mario has a woman hole confirmed" - Andrew (14 Nov 2018 @ 08:41:46 PM UTC)
[#2359] "HELLO EVERYONE I'M GAY HJUDSDIASJFISJDIASJDIAS" - Zaph (21 Jun 2018 @ 06:10:31 PM UTC)
[#4679] "That I’ve never seen" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (25 May 2020 @ 11:24:25 AM UTC)
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[#4651] "insane" - ARrowKNee (23 May 2020 @ 03:08:35 PM UTC)
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[#3546] "YO SHOUTOUT TO MY POO DRINKERS OUT THERE" - Andrew (04 Jun 2019 @ 05:42:09 AM UTC)
[#4247] "Yeah I can sex to this" - Gimbo Gibbington (29 Jan 2020 @ 11:01:11 PM UTC)
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[#4564] "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEEE" - Stardust✨ (11 May 2020 @ 02:16:24 PM UTC)
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[#4381] "Life is a rubix cube of shit fuck" - Paps211 (03 Mar 2020 @ 07:33:59 AM UTC)
[#80] "I feel like I corrupted Zarnias with Freezepop :smile:" - Liack ()
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A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
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All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
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When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.
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Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
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Relative to size, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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[#542] "internet huggles :BlobSnuggle:" - kades (21 Jul 2017 @ 02:23:08 AM UTC)
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Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards.
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The Amazon is the world's largest river, 3,890 miles (6,259 km) long.
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[#1300] "i love whipping my nips out" - Danny (25 Jan 2018 @ 07:59:27 AM UTC)
noooo
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[#3003] "How did you know im both bad, ass, and a badass :meowawauu:" - Bee (17 Oct 2018 @ 07:21:42 AM UTC)
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Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins
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In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.
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A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.
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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers. -- Ray Simard
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The evolution of the human race will not be accomplished in the ten thousand years of tame animals, but in the million years of wild animals, because man is and will always be a wild animal. -- Charles Galton Darwin
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"You must have an IQ of at least half a million." -- Popeye
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I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. -- Aristotle
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[#2112] "america was founded on the belief that shooty shooty is ok, booty booty is not" - jogabogi (28 May 2018 @ 02:42:02 PM UTC)
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third. -- Ambrose Bierce
WILL!
Hello^^
How are u?
Good Good^^
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How are you?
Im doing well!!
Perfect👍

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