#governors-mansion

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woven oriole
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sad

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Sherlock Holmes NEVER said “Elementary, my dear Watson”

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!god

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.img hamilton

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😄

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.quote

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[#1787] "Put all your EGGS into one basket" - southrobin (04 Apr 2018 @ 01:45:39 AM UTC)

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I love hamilton

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vestal ledge
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Same!

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[#814] "horse buttholes taste good then" - Magically Clueless (05 Nov 2017 @ 04:46:03 AM UTC)

woven oriole
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....

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h-how does she know that

woven oriole
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Quotes are from actual people in this server

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Ooooo cool

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Its concerning

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[#3931] "if you give me mayonaisse for like a year straight I will date you" - Crumbledore (16 Sep 2019 @ 12:55:59 AM UTC)

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.quote

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[#2355] "it's called character development karen." - Lapin (21 Jun 2018 @ 04:15:27 AM UTC)

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.img claire fraser

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No results found (or API limit reached)

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Rip

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.quote

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[#3981] "I mind-melded with your PC and convinced it to share the deleted file with me." - mouse (09 Oct 2019 @ 03:34:26 PM UTC)

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[#1514] "i want to ride a banana" - claire (16 Feb 2018 @ 01:30:36 PM UTC)

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.quote

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That is actually cool

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[#1163] "titty monika" - Crumbledore (08 Jan 2018 @ 09:36:11 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#1530] "bb u wanna come smell my lips danny" - sleepyrice (19 Feb 2018 @ 09:40:20 PM UTC)

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.......

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.quote

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[#1490] "Dogs are better than cats" - Spaceburger (11 Feb 2018 @ 09:26:40 PM UTC)

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In reality, raining koalas could become a natural occurrence in 50,000 years

vestal ledge
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:>

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New quote added by 🌺GenderDragon🌺 as #4642

woven oriole
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Eh

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NO THEY ARNT

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there both good

woven oriole
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I want to see that

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New quote added by AnimeLover as #4643

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:>

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You can see specific people by typing

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.quote BurningGirl

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[#4608] "I accept the challenge" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (20 May 2020 @ 07:29:19 AM UTC)

woven oriole
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.quote me

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No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

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....

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.quote Burning Girl

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Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick] | On Discord? React to a message with 💬

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New quote added by AnimeLover as #4644

lament tapir
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Don’t add quotes to everything

vestal ledge
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ok

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.fact

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Respiratory Disease is China's leading cause of death.

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.quotes

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dont add s

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[#3787] "french is just spanish in cursive. cry more french fries" - feeblebeeble (18 Jul 2019 @ 05:18:46 PM UTC)

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!lvl

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.quote

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[#2520] "what are you some kinda WUSS" - ItsLiana (23 Jul 2018 @ 10:16:56 PM UTC)

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[#2240] "I'm your height but I'm thiccccccccc" - BattleShout (06 Jun 2018 @ 02:13:23 AM UTC)

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Oh

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[#3731] "Call crumbs to spank halo to sleep" - ELEVEN.INGRID™ |No Coms (12 Jul 2019 @ 03:10:35 AM UTC)

woven oriole
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You can listen to music at the saloon

vestal ledge
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o-o

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if u didnt know

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ok

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[#556] "I think they get upset if you make them eat their pet" - @misty jewel (23 Jul 2017 @ 02:04:10 PM UTC)

woven oriole
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did the bot just ping someone?

vestal ledge
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yeah he did

woven oriole
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Um

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guys he getting smarter!!!!!! THE AI IS GOING TO KILL US

woven oriole
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Probably annoy ppl rather than kill

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ok THE AI IS GOING TO ANNOY US

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ok anyway

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[#1404] "everyone spit on evan i am de queen" - Magically Clueless (01 Feb 2018 @ 04:27:30 PM UTC)

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[#1366] "wait what? crumbs is a lesbian?" - ItsLiana (29 Jan 2018 @ 06:33:44 PM UTC)

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Oop ok bye now

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is 4 where im am

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.lvl

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!lvl

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25 more to go

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whew

woven oriole
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Good luck!

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!.v.

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!lvl

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it didnt change much

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woven oriole
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IM SAD

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.fact

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The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.

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wh

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That can’t be true

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I’m looking that up hold on

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not true

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I was gonna say, lmfao

woven oriole
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Eh

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!lvl

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split pike
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!log

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Can you upload your SMAPI log to https://smapi.io/log (see instructions on that page) and share the link here?

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!lvl

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!lvl

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.fortune

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Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.

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WOw

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.fortune

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Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any moment. They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that systems could be virtual at ___all levels. They would like personal computers (you know no one's going to trip over something and kill your DFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their Correctness Verification Aid packages.

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How do u know I want to be an IT?

sharp matrix
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remind me in 28 minutes to close the gate

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yarp (#1510665)

sharp matrix
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good bot

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!lvl

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woven oriole
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You are almost there!!

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!lvl

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@sharp matrix: close the gate (28m ago)

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!lvl

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sharp matrix
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Thanks uber

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!commands

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.commands

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.backlog BurningGirl

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.bird

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.fox

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.chock noris

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.compliment

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.chuck norris

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?

misty jewel
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some commands are disabled

woven oriole
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Oh

misty jewel
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and some are hidden and don't show up in help

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.crumbledore

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.cowsay

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.define you

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pronoun: The pronoun of the second person, in the nominative, dative, and objective case, indicating the person or persons addressed.

misty jewel
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.wolfram banana

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Ay

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serving size 1 banana (118 g)
total calories 105 | fat calories 3
% daily value^* |
total fat 389 mg | 1%
saturated fat 132 mg | 1%
trans fat |
cholesterol 0 g | 0%
sodium 1 mg | 0%
total carbohydrates 27 g | 9%
dietary fiber 3 g | 12%
sugar 14 g |
protein 1 g | 3%
vitamin A 2% | vitamin C 17%
calcium 1% | iron 2%
vitamin E 1% | thiamin 2%
riboflavin 5% | niacin 4%
vitamin B6 22% | folate 6%
phosphorus 3% | magnesium 8%
zinc 1% |
*percent daily values are based on a 2000 calorie diet

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.wolfram pancake

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serving size 3 pancakes (105 g)
total calories 250 | fat calories 50
% daily value^* |
total fat 6 g | 9%
saturated fat 1 g | 5%
trans fat 0 g |
cholesterol 30 mg | 10%
sodium 460 mg | 19%
total carbohydrates 41 g | 14%
dietary fiber |
sugar 9 g |
protein 6 g | 12%
calcium 6% | iron 10%
thiamin 20% | riboflavin 15%
niacin 10% | phosphorus 20%
*percent daily values are based on a 2000 calorie diet

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.figlet

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.insult @woven oriole

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HM

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.kill @woven oriole

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.qp does this work

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Ay

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.roll 6

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You rolled ... 1

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.fact

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A snail can sleep for three years.

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.qp

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Ask a question for your poll, jeez

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.qp why

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.qp

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Ask a question for your poll, jeez

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.qp did I see that

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🤫

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.bird

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.fox

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.bird

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.img fennec fox

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.help

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!lvl

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.tr

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Usage: .translate [language] [text to translate] Note: language is the ISO code e.g. es or fr or de etc.

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.tr vi

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Usage: .translate [language] [text to translate] Note: language is the ISO code e.g. es or fr or de etc.

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.w

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Humid and Overcast, 80F (27C) (300.15K) / feels like 86F (30C) (303.15K) | High: 90F (32C) | Low: 74F (23C) | Humidity: 92% | Wind: N @ 1.28mph (2.1km/h) | 14% chance of rain (Bogor (West Java, Indonesia))

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.fact

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On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

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.fact

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

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.fact

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In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.

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.fact

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Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

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o.o

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Arrow, I understand that you are a higher level than me

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.fact

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It is believed that Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

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.fact

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Common Cobra venom is not on the list of top 10 venoms yet it is still 40 times more toxic than cyanide.

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Hm

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[#3567] "cant use a fork its too pointy its trying to bite me omg 😭" - Andrew (11 Jun 2019 @ 03:39:20 PM UTC)

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Hmm

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[#3653] "cynthia I'm gonna request markiplier as lord farquaad on my desk by 5" - gabe (02 Jul 2019 @ 07:09:17 AM UTC)

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!lvl

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.quote

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[#4153] "sparkle noises" - israfil (17 Jan 2020 @ 12:01:47 AM UTC)

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.quote

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[#1031] "Maybe you’re just not sucking up hard enough lex" - LianaInStitches (15 Dec 2017 @ 08:22:38 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#1199] "ima shit on my laptop" - feeblebeeble (16 Jan 2018 @ 02:19:41 AM UTC)

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o-o

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wow

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!lvl

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Oo nice

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lmao

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lol

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quote

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[#1322] "I am a wet noodle" - FanDidlyTastic (26 Jan 2018 @ 08:10:07 AM UTC)

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.quote

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[#491] "adjusts my cowboy hat" - magic (04 Mar 2017 @ 04:18:58 AM UTC)

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[#4103] "arph more like argh" - carls (21 Dec 2019 @ 07:43:13 PM UTC)

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.fact

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0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.

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.fact

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The U.S. city with the highest rate of lightning strikes per capita is Clearwater, Florida.

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.help fc

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.fc [add|remove] [switch|3ds|wiiu|wii|pcamp|pgo] [friend code] | .fc @user type

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.fc add pgo 6504-4856-2184

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Friend code added

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.fc

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Syntax: .fc [@nick|add|remove] [type] [code]

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.fc @winter fulcrum pgo

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pgo: 6504-4856-2184

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.fc remove pgo

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Friend code deleted :(

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.fc add pgo 350

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Friend code added

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sadihusibf I CANT TYPE

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.fc remove pgo

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Friend code deleted :(

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.fc add pgo 3504-4856-2184

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Friend code added

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so close

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IKR

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I WILL BE LEVEL 100 before the end of this

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.qp shepherd blue is bad?

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[#1712] "I wanna fuck leah" - bryce (22 Mar 2018 @ 02:43:26 PM UTC)

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[#1447] "im wearing some thicc boys" - VeryGoodDog (07 Feb 2018 @ 12:21:25 AM UTC)

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[#3015] "RELEASE THE PEES" - Magically Clueless (21 Oct 2018 @ 12:07:17 AM UTC)

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[#769] "one day I'll say something sexy enough to get that badge" - Zaph (23 Oct 2017 @ 10:13:58 AM UTC)

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[#4264] "im not a guy and i still have a nice fluffy beard" - tittysprinkles (03 Feb 2020 @ 12:51:57 PM UTC)

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[#3214] "Smother me with those thighs, pink succ daddy" - Bee (03 Jan 2019 @ 04:03:58 PM UTC)

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[#4002] "toilets are just very complex poop holes" - Andrew (25 Oct 2019 @ 06:11:39 AM UTC)

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[#2030] "yeehaw yeehaw yeehaw" - Rin Spacey (19 May 2018 @ 10:24:17 PM UTC)

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.qute rin spacey

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.quote rin spacey

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Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick] | On Discord? React to a message with 💬

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.fortune

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Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum. -- D. Gries

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[#2797] "Well, I said it before and I said it again... PENNY BEST WAIFU AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN FORM A LINE AND FITE ME!" - Makco (28 Aug 2018 @ 06:52:00 AM UTC)

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interesting o.o

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.quote 4477

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[#4477] "or you can get assassinated by your greatest rival, your daughter-wife" - Webxro:5650 Webxro (26 Apr 2020 @ 12:25:38 PM UTC)

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COME ON

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oh cool

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Steve Austin?

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.fact

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The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

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uh

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Sure...

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.fact

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Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

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[#1039] "Which came first, the Pepsi or the Cola" - Psyker (16 Dec 2017 @ 06:49:55 AM UTC)

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[#4083] "Dyson: the last airbender" - Bee (08 Dec 2019 @ 08:52:16 PM UTC)

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.fact

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There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

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.fact

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A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.

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..so the phrase "ill be back in a jiffy" is incorrect??

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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

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.fact

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There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being.

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.fact

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Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

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Hm

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!lvl

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bg

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it’s ok u don’t need to keep checking your level every minute xd

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you can only gain xp every minute anyways, so it’ll be a lot of minutes of talking every minute to get to 100 yet

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But you’ll get there sooonn

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Cats have over 100 vocal sounds; dogs only have 10.

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Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.

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No clue who that is

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AW, Thank you!

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I will try not to check

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.help

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.wiki bob dylan

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Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland’s daughter, Ruth, not the baseball player.

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Rip

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California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ."

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Lol

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.fortune

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Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.

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.fortune

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It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end. -- Leonardo da Vinci

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Truth.

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.quote

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[#47] "finns butt is pretty legendary" - Iris ()

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.fact

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Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

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.wiki isaac asimov

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Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.

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.w

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Humid, 86F (30C) (303.15K) / feels like 100F (38C) (311.15K) | High: 91F (33C) | Low: 74F (24C) | Humidity: 79% | Wind: N @ 5.62mph (9km/h) | 5% chance of rain (Bogor (West Java, Indonesia))

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.w

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either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

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.w set location

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location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

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.w

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Mostly Cloudy, 63F (17C) (290.15K) / feels like 64F (18C) (291.15K) | High: 81F (27C) | Low: 62F (17C) | Humidity: 100% | Wind: N @ 4.42mph (7.1km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Independence (KS, United States))

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.w location

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Mostly Cloudy, 63F (17C) (290.15K) / feels like 64F (18C) (291.15K) | High: 81F (27C) | Low: 62F (17C) | Humidity: 100% | Wind: N @ 4.41mph (7.1km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Independence (KS, United States))

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.w valencia

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Clear, 72F (22C) (295.15K) / feels like 74F (23C) (296.15K) | High: 91F (33C) | Low: 71F (22C) | Humidity: 100% | Wind: N @ 3.46mph (5.6km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (1800 (FL, United States))

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.w

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Mostly Cloudy, 54F (12C) (285.15K) | High: 60F (16C) | Low: 52F (11C) | Humidity: 79% | Wind: N @ 10.25mph (16.5km/h) | 2% chance of rain (Adelaide (SA, Australia))

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.fortune

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The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is that the car salesman knows he's lying.

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.w

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either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

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.w set Knoxville, TN

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location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

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.w

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Mostly Cloudy, 63F (17C) (290.15K) | High: 82F (28C) | Low: 61F (16C) | Humidity: 100% | Wind: N @ 1.86mph (3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Knoxville (TN, United States))

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100% Humidity. Greeeeeeat.

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Im so close

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I could taste it

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Cleaning my cars later is gonna suck.

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Ugh

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At least the rain will help

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.w

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Possible Light Rain and Humid, 86F (30C) (303.15K) / feels like 105F (40C) (313.15K) | High: 91F (33C) | Low: 78F (26C) | Humidity: 86% | Wind: N @ 4.72mph (7.6km/h) | 26% chance of rain (Dumaguete (Central Visayas, Philippines))

split pike
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There's no rain.

woven oriole
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Oh, thought humidity was equal to precipitation

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Nope just moisture in the air

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Then good luck

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.yt southern thing humidity

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WOW

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so that's humidity

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Yep a sweaty person who doesn't get personal space

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100%

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...

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That helps explain alot

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At least I know now to not bother with a shower until after I get done. x_x

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Thanks, @half canyon

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k

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At least Uber responded

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Clear, 59F (15C) (288.15K) | High: 61F (16C) | Low: 52F (11C) | Humidity: 62% | Wind: N @ 23.16mph (37.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Bournemouth (England, United Kingdom))

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.fact

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The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.

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That👏is👏a👏myth👏

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HAHA

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.fact

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Netherlands is the only country with a national dog.

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Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

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There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.

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Why we gotta be extra

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More people speak English in China than the United States.

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Truth.

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At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.

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Wtf

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WTF

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President John F Kennedy could read 4 newspapers in 20 minutes.

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Thats easy if it was a short newspapaer

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There is a city called Rome on every continent.

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???

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I did not know that

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.fact

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“Canada” is an Indian word meaning “Big Village”.

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Woah

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cough aboriginal?

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Indigenous?

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Get with it @half canyon

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.fact

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A jellyfish is 95% water.

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Makes sense.

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I DID IT

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Still a long way to go XD

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Same

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UserInfo for Nae#2272: ID: 490568476100919309 | Created: 15 Sep 2018 05:03:59 PM UTC | Joined: 13 Nov 2019 02:24:19 AM UTC | Join position: 34736 | word on the street: dances in the street

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UserInfo for Xynerorias#7292: ID: 195578692628512768 | Created: 23 Jun 2016 04:39:53 PM UTC | Joined: 28 Jan 2020 03:10:21 PM UTC | Join position: 43863 | word on the street: has a rockin avatar

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.userinfo

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UserInfo for XSlayer300#2103 aka Slayer | cutie: ID: 170694954631299072 | Created: 16 Apr 2016 12:40:48 AM UTC | Joined: 13 Apr 2019 10:30:47 AM UTC | Join position: 19599 | word on the street: basically my favorite

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so far

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More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

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There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.

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.fact

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The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was Candace Bergen.

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xD

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.fact

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Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.

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.fact

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The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

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.img kazuichi soda

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goals tbh

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.img kazuichi soda dr3

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.img chloe price

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woah cool

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.img scorptra

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OH SHIT THAT"S THE LOBSTER LADY

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.img scorpta

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wait

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thats not a lobster :c

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scorp(ion)ia

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XD

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scorpion looks like sucha weird fucking word

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im spriting some of my fav video game charas

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lol

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and i have to sprite this monstrosity of a haircut

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.img kaito momota

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.fact

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Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!

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.fact

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In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.

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.quote

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[#2321] "I prefer blankets over dying of head" - Webxro (15 Jun 2018 @ 05:07:02 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#2468] "yeet that nut" - Gorzałt (18 Jul 2018 @ 03:33:36 PM UTC)

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yeet that nut.. i agree

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xD

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.fact

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You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

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fun

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.fact

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More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.

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o.o

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The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.

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.fact

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Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland’s daughter, Ruth, not the baseball player.

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.fact

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Astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.

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.fact

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The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

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Lol

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107 still after 3 million years

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im coming 4 u

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.img thumb tiles

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.fact

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Gary, Indiana is the murder capital of the U.S. - probably the world.

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.fact

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A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

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.quote

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[#550] "There are things that you simply can't control in your life, why care too much a about them?" - milla (21 Jul 2017 @ 12:10:15 PM UTC)

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!roles

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.roles

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The following roles are available to self-assign:

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!ranks

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Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

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@plain warren

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.quote

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[#841] "i'm tired of these sonic dicks everywhere" - Danny (09 Nov 2017 @ 11:23:39 PM UTC)

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what

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im not tired of them

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.quote

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[#3273] "i sure love me a peebutt" - feeblebeeble (02 Feb 2019 @ 09:09:06 PM UTC)

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pebutt

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!level

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what

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how am i level 41

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i thought i was level like 26

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alr then

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.quote

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[#2743] "her balls are fucking terrifying" - theinternet (18 Aug 2018 @ 05:01:13 AM UTC)

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oh

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[#4333] "gimbo crust reveal when :fluSHed:" - Quartz (17 Feb 2020 @ 12:10:23 AM UTC)

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.quote

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[#1252] "well there is that time where I murdered somebodies kitty and then made them wear a hate made from the kitty leather" - Webxro (22 Jan 2018 @ 06:57:17 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#2421] "I used to Newit then I Bluewit" - TheNewit (05 Jul 2018 @ 02:04:26 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#991] "tenties > titties" - feeblebeeble (12 Dec 2017 @ 12:35:54 AM UTC)

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ok thank u i hate it sm <3333

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!lvl

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.quote @real wharf

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[#4568] "please don't uwu because you're gonna make me leave for the 12th time" - ARrowKNee (12 May 2020 @ 12:55:34 AM UTC)

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.quote @real wharf

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[#4511] "arcane don't you dare just come in to play fallen kingdom for the 25th time" - ARrowKNee (06 May 2020 @ 04:04:14 AM UTC)

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.quote

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[#2250] "I'm a homosexual karen" - clownkind (07 Jun 2018 @ 12:28:11 AM UTC)

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insane

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!level

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!lvl

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.quoye

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.quote

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[#4371] "Yo homie dawg, that was the best blunt i've ever hit in my entire fucking life yo" - Thinkfast (27 Feb 2020 @ 10:37:32 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#4133] "fredboat play buttercup by jack stauber" - isra (15 Jan 2020 @ 02:07:06 AM UTC)

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.quote

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[#3040] "Now, the preference is given to the most profitable flower (according to Stardew Valley Wiki. Wild Honey can still be received if no grown flower lies within the range of the Bee House." - KirbyLink#6646 (01 Nov 2018 @ 05:16:32 AM UTC)

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!list

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abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

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.quote

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[#3383] "big long tiddies" - tittysprinkles (30 Mar 2019 @ 10:04:14 PM UTC)

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.quote

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[#2851] "get me some of that tiddy wine" - Headless Astronaut (10 Sep 2018 @ 09:04:09 PM UTC)

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im starting to see a pattern here SDVpufferthink

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[#3627] "NUT NERVES" - astro (27 Jun 2019 @ 06:01:47 PM UTC)

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do I get levels

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!lvl

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ooo you get levels

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!xp

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You have 68450 XP

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!ask

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Feel free to ask your question or describe your issue here, and someone will help if they can :)

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hm

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.fact

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Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.

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!lvl

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.quote nextxander

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[#4623] "a fartissimo" - NextXander (20 May 2020 @ 08:56:24 PM UTC)

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.quote 4657

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[#4657] "I dont want people shitposting in my brain" - NextXander (24 May 2020 @ 02:44:58 AM UTC)

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.quote 2030

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[#2030] "yeehaw yeehaw yeehaw" - Rin Spacey (19 May 2018 @ 10:24:17 PM UTC)

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!lvl

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.img mondo owada

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XD I HATE HIM

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I figured xd

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Why the fuck is he so ugly

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.img byakyua legs

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He had sonic hair

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His hair looks way too long when seen from the side SDVwizardXD

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As concept art

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.img byakuya togami

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.img byakuya togami dr2

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wtf

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XD

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what happened to him???

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is that a chicken wing?

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Yes XD

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lmao

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Play the second game lol

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ill play it sooner than later

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True

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Im like,, halfway done with v3

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terraria addiction too stronk

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but you got me really curious lmao

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Heehe

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.fact

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Hawaii is the only coffee producing state.

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.fact

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The state of Maryland has no natural Lakes.

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.fact

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It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.

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.fact

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Chameleons can move their eyes in two directions at the same time.

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!lvl

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midnight current
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!xp

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You have 964700 XP

midnight current
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!lvl

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!lvl

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Cool

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!xp

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You have 68670 XP

zealous tree
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.quote @zealous tree

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[#3920] "What in the kentucky fried hot crispy fuck is that" - silveryze (07 Sep 2019 @ 05:06:02 AM UTC)

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.quote @zealous tree

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[#4000] "butt stuff" - vixenism (25 Oct 2019 @ 05:21:26 AM UTC)

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.quote #4659

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[#4659] "maybe buttslapper murdered it" - vixened (24 May 2020 @ 06:08:38 AM UTC)

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beautiful

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Hajime hinata the panty thief is 100% canon

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!lvl

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!lvl

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why isnt it working ;-;

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.fact

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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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THAT IS A MYTH

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remind me in 90 minutes to stop playing terraria

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i've waited my whole LIFE for you to ask, NextXander. so yes, the answer is yes I'll remind you!! (#1515861)

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epic

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!lvl

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!lvl

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.quote RickArcher

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[#4626] "aka Supernova" - RickArcher (21 May 2020 @ 03:36:35 AM UTC)

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Hm

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.quote ArrowKnee

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[#4653] "g e t i n" - ARrowKNee (23 May 2020 @ 03:25:53 PM UTC)

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.quote ArrowKnee

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[#4571] "i love living in the street" - ARrowKNee (13 May 2020 @ 01:12:16 AM UTC)

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.img kaito momota

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sigh

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I hate his blazer

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.quote 🌺GenderDragon🌺

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[#4593] "I’m not a Cheeto! I’m Elliott’s hair!" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (15 May 2020 @ 03:07:40 PM UTC)

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XD

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.quote 🌺GenderDragon🌺

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[#4584] ".fevery" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (14 May 2020 @ 06:31:12 AM UTC)

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.quote 🌺GenderDragon🌺

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[#4584] ".fevery" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (14 May 2020 @ 06:31:12 AM UTC)

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.fact

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The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.

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AH FUCK

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!lvl

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Micko you should get on

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!lvl

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!lvl

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@cursive forum: stop playing terraria (90m ago)

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good bot

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.fact

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Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.

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.quote

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[#1449] "I am an adult that's how I can handle big poop" - PGleo86 (07 Feb 2018 @ 05:17:07 AM UTC)

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[#1111] "I like people like my coffee, I don't" - Crumbledore (28 Dec 2017 @ 03:23:27 PM UTC)

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[#3349] "i really hope i get to murder people everyday too" - Andrew (16 Mar 2019 @ 09:57:48 AM UTC)

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[#573] "Oh sheet!" - RandomKittyCat (29 Aug 2017 @ 10:06:07 AM UTC)

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.fact

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Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.

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.fact

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When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.

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Well that's new

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.fact

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"You" is the second most spoken English word

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That honey fact kinda blew my mind

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Now that i think about it, yeah it's incredible

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!lvl

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.fact