#governors-mansion
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The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.
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The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
Montpelier, Vermont is the only state capital without a McDonalds.
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factical
HAHA
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[#4583] ".factical" - 🌺GenderDragon🌺 (14 May 2020 @ 06:26:38 AM UTC)
I hate u
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[#3660] "if somebody threw away my 200 teeth collection i'd legit piss on their face" - Andrew (03 Jul 2019 @ 11:14:07 AM UTC)
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[#4366] "Do you ever take a crap and it hurts so FUCKING much?" - Thinkfast (27 Feb 2020 @ 12:17:18 PM UTC)
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Aw :(
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Termites have been known to eat food twice as fast when heavy metal music is playing.
Grind more
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Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
Odd
Buckingham Palace in England has over six hundred rooms.
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A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
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where do u get these words

factical now fevery
My brain was reading the fact above what I said while I was trying to type out factttt
Its okay
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
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wtf
These are rather odd facts
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Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: August. The lift lines are the shortest, though. -- Steve Rubenstein
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[#1557] "it's rly hard to draw cat tails without like amking it look like a dong" - sleepyrice (23 Feb 2018 @ 07:04:48 AM UTC)
Jim Henson first coined the word “Muppet”. It is a combination of “marionette” and “puppet.”
[#4101] "when u and ur bone girlfriend getting freeky 😳 it be like CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK" - tittysprinkles (19 Dec 2019 @ 08:35:36 AM UTC)
HAHA
WTF
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[#2135] "WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW" - YSB1 (30 May 2018 @ 10:15:18 AM UTC)
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hehe
Oh wow I lvl up so fast ....
And I don't feel like I talk here much.
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What is this
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In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
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There are over 58 million dogs in the US
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Cher's last name was "Sarkissian." She changed it because no one could pronounce it.
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Honey is the only food that does not spoil.
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Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was Aron.
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Some Case Moth caterpillars (Psychidae) build a case around themselves that they always carry with them. It is made of silk and pieces of plants or soil.
Honey wont be spoiled but will be eaten by ants
The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
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25% of a human’s bones are in its feet.
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California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ."
LMAO
Wow
Jesus christs
Hold up, say someone is talking to another person
.fortune
Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
then they go "Jesus Christ thats hard"
mhmm..
Since you said that it would be assuming you are saying their name, then saying that something is hard
but then Jesus Christ says Im not hard
Ok stop this.
Maine is the only state that has borders with only one other state.
Stop saying hard.
Why
Don't ask why ... just comply.
i could say this iron is hard
can u?
Even implying it in that way isn’t that bad borb
Making a big deal out of it won’t helppp
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[#3928] "salutations tiny earthling that has come from my birth canal" - Magically Clueless (13 Sep 2019 @ 07:43:52 PM UTC)
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Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.
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[#2466] "nut yee" - toe (18 Jul 2018 @ 03:33:08 PM UTC)
Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
[#3796] "toe aand rice intertwined in one bodu one soul hello from the other side toe says in fronch rice responds with mapl syrup and they become one.." - Andrew (20 Jul 2019 @ 09:16:59 PM UTC)
wtf
A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
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About 55% of all movies are rated R.
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Humans are communications junkies. We just can't get enough. -- Alan Kay
true that
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!lvl frozenmagicaster#2440
wh
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3163 / (22*30)
.wolfram 3163 / (22*30)
3163/660
an average of 5 levels a day
.wolfram 24+22+11
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ah
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31/12
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A 2" X 4" is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".
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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
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If you were to take a taxicab from New York City to Los Angeles, it would cost you $8,325.
I average about 2-3 levels everyday
I average like, 5-8
my goodness
Remind me in 30 minutes to put on more primer and refill ice pack
As you wish, Arcane (#1487369)
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@fiery fossil: put on more primer and refill ice pack (30m ago)
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Clear, 58F (14C) (287.15K) | High: 67F (20C) | Low: 56F (14C) | Humidity: 90% | Wind: N @ 2.36mph (3.8km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Solana Beach (CA, United States))
Remind me in 7 hours to more aloe vera
But of course, dear Arcane (#1487521)
.w
Mostly Cloudy, 53F (12C) (285.15K) | High: 64F (18C) | Low: 50F (10C) | Humidity: 79% | Wind: N @ 2.29mph (3.7km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Seattle (WA, United States))
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fuck you aimbot wh noob
New quote added by Thinkfast as #4586
Ok then
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[#2861] "Give me that xtra 3 inches" - Soycustard (12 Sep 2018 @ 07:31:24 PM UTC)
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[#1128] "i will fuck you" - eemie (02 Jan 2018 @ 12:38:10 AM UTC)
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[#3783] "fuck seth rogen" - Lewis (17 Jul 2019 @ 09:59:26 PM UTC)
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[#1059] "We did dp last night!!" - yaboi (18 Dec 2017 @ 04:58:58 PM UTC)
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On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building.
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1 in 5 of the world's doctors are Russian.
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[#2366] "because I fart on everyones butt" - Zaph (25 Jun 2018 @ 01:00:52 AM UTC)
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[#2936] "You can be azerty or qwerty im not picky 😉 😉 😉" - Bee (26 Sep 2018 @ 04:59:10 PM UTC)
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In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
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[#1699] "Who peed in chat" - sleepyrice (19 Mar 2018 @ 08:30:17 PM UTC)
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Right behind you haha
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i have no life
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.quote 1
[#1] "I'm just a smol" - Iris ()
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Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.
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The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world’s mail.
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The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year.
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No matter where you stand in Michigan, you are never more than 85 miles from a Great Lake.
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The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
.bday
Your birthday is May 21! that's in 7 days!!! A WEEK TO GO ARE YOU READY???
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An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.
Too many American facts
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Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.
erm...set a birthday first, dummy... (.birthday set dd/mm | see .help birthday)
.birthday set 26/07
Your birthday has been set to July 26 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.
.bday on
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$203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
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The U.S. city with the highest rate of lightning strikes per capita is Clearwater, Florida.
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At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.
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The shortest British monarch was Charles I, who was 4 feet 9 inches.
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$283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.
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“Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
.bday
Your birthday is May 21! that's in 7 days!!! A WEEK TO GO ARE YOU READY???
.bday on
Your birthday notifications have been set for this channel.
.fortune
There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana
That's deep
Indeed
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If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
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In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
tf
Always wanted to do that 😂
The town of Calma, Chile in the Atacama Desert has never had rain.
woah
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
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A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
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The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
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Icelanders consume more Coca-Cola per Capita than any other nation.
bOrn In ThE USA
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Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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I talk a lot I guess o.o
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[#1219] "Actualy GG can stand for "gloomy guacamole" or "great guacamole" depending on how each g is pronounced, but due to the lack of tone in text, the meaning was lost unless you consider the context. In my particular case, the first g should have been stressed so that it would be interpreted as "gloomy guacamole" but if the second g were stressed it would be "great guacamole"" - BattleShout (17 Jan 2018 @ 09:45:23 PM UTC)
???
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A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
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Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
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The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
oof
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The Nullarbor Plain of Australia covers 100,000 square miles (160,900 km) without a tree.
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Louisiana's capital building is the tallest one of any U.S. state.
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ayyyy
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night

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.quote add "the only thing better than a cable... is two cables"
New quote added by Thinkfast as #4588
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The Automated Teller Machine (ATM) was introduced in England in 1965.
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In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
o
oof
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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencken
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A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
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A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
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A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
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More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.
oh double ll ofcourse
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Chameleons can move their eyes in two directions at the same time.
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In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.
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Barach's Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
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[#2268] "titty VN furry game with micro transactions" - Webxro (07 Jun 2018 @ 02:17:51 PM UTC)
.bday
Your birthday is May 21! that's in 7 days!!! A WEEK TO GO ARE YOU READY???
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
.bday
erm...set a birthday first, dummy... (.birthday set dd/mm | see .help birthday)
LMAO
.bday set 30/05
Your birthday has been set to May 30 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.
.bday
Your birthday is May 30! that's in 16 days!!! less than a month to go...
FUCK YEAH
MAY TWINSIES
!linus
HAHAHHAHHAHAAH
!harvey
!sonic
shit
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There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
[#75] "his little fists" - erika ()
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[#2988] "narco I will fart on everything you love" - primordialclamchowder (12 Oct 2018 @ 11:05:06 AM UTC)
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[#370] "we need a piss uprising" - millalock (09 Jan 2017 @ 03:47:47 AM UTC)
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[#1225] "I want Linus on a shiet" - sleepyrice (18 Jan 2018 @ 02:07:14 AM UTC)

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.bday set 09/11
Your birthday has been set to November 9 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.
.bday
Your birthday is November 9! checking the calendar a lot eh? 179 days remain. chill.
!sam
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.bday set 12/03
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Your birthday has been set to December 3 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.
.bday on
Your birthday notifications have been set for this channel.
.bday set 24/3
Invalid date of earthly emergence. .birthday set dd/mm
.bday set 24/03
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Lmao
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.bday set 21/03
Your birthday has been set to March 21 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.
.bday on
Your birthday notifications have been set for this channel.
.bday
Your birthday is May 21! that's in 7 days!!! A WEEK TO GO ARE YOU READY???
Owo
oh your bday is very close
[#2828] "I want people to quote me now" - bi-furious (03 Sep 2018 @ 09:51:41 PM UTC)
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[#3449] "Hnnnng gyarados, im trying to escape the fishing rod, but im dummy thicc, and the clap of my splash keeps alerting the trainers" - Bee (03 May 2019 @ 08:53:12 AM UTC)
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The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
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The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."
[#2188] "the twist is that zaph isn't one person, he's a group of canadian girl scouts aged 9 to 12" - Webxro (02 Jun 2018 @ 12:51:03 PM UTC)
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[#1420] "Oh god I’d be full of weiners" - Airy Chips (03 Feb 2018 @ 03:50:33 AM UTC)
[#1390] "cats don't soap their buttholes" - ItsLiana (31 Jan 2018 @ 08:07:31 PM UTC)
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[#2366] "because I fart on everyones butt" - Zaph (25 Jun 2018 @ 01:00:52 AM UTC)
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[#818] "I'm a furry, clearly" - Nano (06 Nov 2017 @ 03:01:36 AM UTC)
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There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. -- Lord Thomas Rober Dewar
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The word “maverick” came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle.
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The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.
There is a city in Norway called "Hell"
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There are more donut shops in Canada per capita than any other country.
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[#2006] "SUCK ON MY WEENIE HUT JR FAN" - Magically Clueless (17 May 2018 @ 04:28:34 AM UTC)
!ellinut
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oof
lv 0, welcome 😄
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@fiery fossil: more aloe vera (7h ago)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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Neurons multiply at a rate 250,000 neurons per minute during early pregnancy.
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[#205] "You're a nice butt though" - Cheb ()
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Yaramy i have no life
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With listening comes wisdom, with speaking repentance.
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You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
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[#462] "Remind me in 10 seconds to remind me to remind you to remind me about the reminding" - Peter (27 Jan 2017 @ 05:02:49 AM UTC)
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Fair
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not fair
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Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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¯_(ツ)_/¯
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[#330] "touch my hips, yeaaahh" - Maru (19 Dec 2016 @ 05:07:55 PM UTC)
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radical!
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.help
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.8ball should I be productive now
If the current day of the week ends in a "y", then yes. Otherwise, hell no, your calendar is fucked, you've got bigger problems.
hold on.... h w a t
Lol
◉_◉
All calendar days end in y
Which means you should always be productive
If ur calendar days dont have a y, then u have bigger problems
hnnn the ub3r has spoken
.8ball can you leak terraria 1.4?
Only on Tuesdays.

BAHAHAHAHHA IN YOUR DREAMS
BAHAHAHAHHA IN YOUR DREAMS
Yeah, okay, when the cubs win the world series. OSHI-
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[#1954] "tag yourself i'm the silent ringtone" - Magically Clueless (08 May 2018 @ 05:10:21 AM UTC)
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[#2092] "I'm a Jewish lactose intolerant catfish who doesn't eat meat" - feeblebeeble (27 May 2018 @ 03:30:13 AM UTC)
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[#1643] "life is just one big toe" - toe (10 Mar 2018 @ 12:17:25 AM UTC)
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.8ball will the electricity go out today too?
Don't count on it
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!haley
Fun
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Strobe u have no life
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[#1017] "apparently you don't have an unfeeling ass like me feble" - FanDidlyTastic (14 Dec 2017 @ 03:15:30 AM UTC)
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[#597] "I think golden is the threatening us" - Rin (06 Sep 2017 @ 02:32:58 PM UTC)
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[#4300] "thats ian's cat barking" - Andrew (10 Feb 2020 @ 10:53:40 AM UTC)
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[#214] "can't spell salt without [sound of pants ripping off]" - fletcher ()
[#2626] "POONY" - NarcoPolo (31 Jul 2018 @ 03:59:18 AM UTC)
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[#3166] "You act like it's normal to touch a dead body" - Bee (19 Dec 2018 @ 08:08:01 AM UTC)
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[#3018] "ayy willy bbi show what that rod do" - Bee (21 Oct 2018 @ 04:14:25 PM UTC)
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[#1681] "I put a burrito up my butt once" - PGleo86 (18 Mar 2018 @ 12:05:52 AM UTC)
Bee why
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[#1083] "don't fist me" - Fantastic! (22 Dec 2017 @ 04:21:53 PM UTC)
[#1416] "how many weiners can you fit in your mouth battle" - Alcopops (02 Feb 2018 @ 05:13:00 AM UTC)
[#3449] "Hnnnng gyarados, im trying to escape the fishing rod, but im dummy thicc, and the clap of my splash keeps alerting the trainers" - Bee (03 May 2019 @ 08:53:12 AM UTC)
[#4519] "james charles looks like that barbie doll i dropped in the toilet once" - Cheese Wine (08 May 2020 @ 11:52:12 PM UTC)
Lmao
[#2802] "Nah i love nuts" - Scum Fuck Flower Boy (30 Aug 2018 @ 12:01:32 AM UTC)
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[#3245] "Bee your butt is unusually tiny" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs™ (20 Jan 2019 @ 06:37:59 PM UTC)
???
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[#2095] "Buy me some tiddy games" - Magically Clueless (27 May 2018 @ 04:22:41 AM UTC)
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[#175] "i take screenshots of stupid things for no reason" - colour ()
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[#2764] "zaph was just playing with himself all this time" - carls (22 Aug 2018 @ 06:25:28 PM UTC)
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[#267] "watch out honey that dog has a knife" - cheb (23 Nov 2016 @ 02:12:41 AM UTC)
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[#120] "BATTLE NET YOU PRICK" - Jaredtheeman ()
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[#3353] "but but...the tortoise do have tiddes" - Smart Cookie (17 Mar 2019 @ 02:52:50 PM UTC)
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[#4434] "it can't go doki doki because it broki broki 😔 🤙" - primordialclamchowder (24 Mar 2020 @ 08:24:33 AM UTC)
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[#4542] "guys want to know a never poop again tutorial" - Cool_Dude_1010 (11 May 2020 @ 01:10:43 AM UTC)
interesting
What happened with adventurers who didn't have cropmaster?
they got grandfathered in
[#2465] "Faith is gay for me" - Narco | Myrr's Husbando (18 Jul 2018 @ 02:31:04 AM UTC)
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[#1058] "farts a stream of BELIEVE IT" - Magically Clueless (18 Dec 2017 @ 06:04:40 AM UTC)
!lb
Event leaderboard when
Lol yaramy
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[#3893] "emotional barf is the only tasty barf out there man" - Maple Blossom (27 Aug 2019 @ 12:22:15 AM UTC)
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[#3478] "(literally got pinged for a level up and walked into #governors-mansion to Amu shouting .quote over and over XD)" - minervamaga (12 May 2019 @ 02:13:01 AM UTC)
I was place 29 
Was?
Events leaderboard died with governor
*lewis
tru
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[#151] "always 14 in my heart ❤" - Paulie ()
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[#3770] "the bloods supposed 2 remain
Inside not get out" - Jar (15 Jul 2019 @ 08:30:09 PM UTC)
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oh dear
Oops
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Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”.
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A snail can sleep for 3 years.
@bitter void: die (48h ago)
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98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
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Pat pat
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Nepal is the only country that has a non-rectangular flag. It is also asymmetrical.
Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.
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The people of France eat more cheese than any other country in the world.
You have 12450 XP
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Possums have one of the shortest pregnancies at 16 days. The shortest human pregnancy to produce a healthy baby was 22 weeks, 6 days -- the baby was the length of a ballpoint pen.
You have 12450 XP
okay, I'm going to go ahead to assume that any messages in this channel don't give xp
you would be correct to assume that
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There is a city called Rome on every continent.
Well then
:O rEalLy?
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You have 960 XP
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Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
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Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some Like It Hot'.
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A housefly will regurgitate its food and eat it again.
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Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
Wow
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mmmmmmmmmmm I'll think about it (#1489616)
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There are more donut shops in Canada per capita than any other country.
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The pancreas produces Insulin.
Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
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Camel’s have three eyelids.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.

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So apparently I’m new
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Yo-yos were used as weapons by warriors in the Philippines in the 16th century.
Amazing thank you
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There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
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When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.
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A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
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Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.
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