governors-mansion

[half canyon]

A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstein

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4430] "If you're reading this, it's already too late... " - Destin (20 Mar 2020 @ 03:36:12 PM UTC)

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1789] ""Governor 2
Governor is the governor.." GREAT JOB LEWIS" - IzJusty (04 Apr 2018 @ 11:02:13 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

[oak iris]

truly amazing

.fortune

[half canyon]

bit, n: A unit of measure applied to color. Twenty-four-bit color refers to expensive $3 color as opposed to the cheaper 25 cent, or two-bit, color that use to be available a few years ago.

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[oak iris]

almost there

soon you will enter a higher dimension

[lament tapir]

Hhh

[merry compass]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[merry compass]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[blazing mulch]

.choose read, postcards, wt, oj

[half canyon]

read

[merry compass]

!friends

[broken lily]

http://discord.gg/Starbound
http://discord.gg/terraria
http://discord.gg/slimerancher
http://discord.gg/acnh

[torpid depot]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[thick bridge]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[cursive tangle]

!lvl

[oak iris]

remind me to draw in 1 hour

[half canyon]

But of course, dear Micko (#1484807)

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[west owl]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2838] "ok well im inhaling ur fart squittle" - squishface (08 Sep 2018 @ 06:33:11 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

Fish are birds

[half canyon]

New quote added by 🌺GenderDragon🌺 as #4573

[thick bridge]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

Kinda miss being 321

[woven oriole]

Kinda miss 420

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3693] "i'm going to deepthroat the tube egg" - A smile suits you nicely (08 Jul 2019 @ 10:51:39 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3760] "When i think of pyro, i see willy with meats" - ELEVEN.INGRID™ | KEN! (15 Jul 2019 @ 11:12:35 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[dense pagoda]

!level

[half canyon]

@oak iris: draw (1h ago)

[oak iris]

thanks

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

Grind more

[oak iris]

[wintry hound]

!lvl

[wet coyote]

!lvl

[vagrant ermine]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[quiet widget]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[thorn fossil]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl Hori#6100

[bitter void]

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl Yaramy#3165

[exotic gazelle]

BABY

baby.

i am superior

you have been surpassed

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

no

god damnit

[oak iris]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1709] "don't share naked witih your family" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (21 Mar 2018 @ 10:09:34 PM UTC)

[coral barn]

!lvl

[wraith wagon]

!lvl

[smoky flare]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[tacit loom]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3322] "my dad commented on my character's big boobies in sims 4 and now i feel shamed in my own HOME" - Magically Clueless (08 Mar 2019 @ 05:10:02 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Boomer Envy: Envy of material wealth and long-range material security accrued by older members of the baby boom generation by virtue of fortunate births. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

[oak iris]

wait so can we turn peanut butter sandwiches into dynamites

.fact

[half canyon]

About 55% of all movies are rated R.

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2678] "I'd pee in his cereal" - squishface (06 Aug 2018 @ 04:20:58 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

.quote Strobe

[half canyon]

[#4533] "Kiss me I’m a toad" - Strobe (09 May 2020 @ 07:22:35 PM UTC)

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3629] "MY LAPTOP" - tittysprinkles (28 Jun 2019 @ 05:13:00 PM UTC)

[oak iris]

remind me to pick up my phone from the shop in 3 days

[half canyon]

really Micko? that's what you need a reminder for? okaaaay (#1485557)

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

25% of a human’s bones are in its feet.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

[oak iris]

oof

[lament tapir]

o.o

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

[oak iris]

what

[lament tapir]

ohmy

[oak iris]

France was crazy back in the day

.fact

[half canyon]

Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

[oak iris]

never knew that

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

One in eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world.

[lament tapir]

oh

[oak iris]

I didn't need to know that

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Automated Teller Machine (ATM) was introduced in England in 1965.

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[oak iris]

You're almost a god

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

We thrive on euphemism. We call multi-megaton bombs "Peace-keepers", closet size apartments "efficient" and incomprehensible artworks "innovative". In fact, "euphemism" has become a euphemism for "bald-faced lie". And now, here are the euphemisms so colorfully employed in Personal Ads: EUPHEMISM REALITY ------------------- ------------------------- Excited about life's journey No concept of reality Spiritually evolved Oversensitive Moody Manic-depressive Soulful Quiet manic-depressive Poet Boring manic-depressive Sultry/Sensual Easy Uninhibited Lacking basic social skills Unaffected and earthy Slob and lacking basic social skills Irreverent Nasty and lacking basic social skills Very human Quasimodo's best friend Swarthy Sweaty even when cold or standing still Spontaneous/Eclectic Scatterbrained Flexible Desperate Aging child Self-centered adult Youthful Over 40 and trying to deny it Good sense of humor Watches a lot of television

[blazing mulch]

almost?

[oak iris]

excuse me you are already a god

[lament tapir]

You’ve always been a god strobe

.fact

[half canyon]

55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.

[blazing mulch]

good

[oak iris]

yes very good

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

[oak iris]

they are evil I tell you

Never trust Dentists

.fact

[half canyon]

The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some people say that when the black bands on the Woolybear caterpillar are wide, a cold winter is coming.

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

[oak iris]

why would someone count that

[lament tapir]

Some people don’t have anything to do with their lives

.fact

[half canyon]

In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins

[lament tapir]

o

!lvl

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

O'Brien held up his left hand, its back toward Winston, with the thumb hidden and the four fingers extended. "How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?" "Four." "And if the Party says that it is not four but five -- then how many?" "Four." The word ended in a gasp of pain. -- George Orwell

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Jim Morrison, of the 60's rock group The Doors, was the first rock star to be arrested on stage.

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

[oak iris]

damn rats

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

[bitter void]

Nah, it will decline

[oak iris]

wrong present population is about 8 billion

[bitter void]

I mean, 8b is 5b+

[oak iris]

ah my mind removed the plus

[bitter void]

That's like, 30% off thought lol, wrong since 1980

[oak iris]

we need to make a petition to update Ub3r

.fact

[half canyon]

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

[oak iris]

I shall call them now

they didn't respond

me go cry now

[robust vortex]

!lvl

[robust vortex]

.joke

.help

[half canyon]

homepage: https://ub3r-b0t.com | docs: https://ub3r-b0t.com/docs | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

[oak iris]

.fortune

[half canyon]

If you permit yourself to read meanings into (rather than drawing meanings out of) the evidence, you can draw any conclusion you like. -- Michael Keith, "The Bar-Code Beast", The Skeptical Enquirer Vol 12 No 4 p 416

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

More people speak English in China than the United States.

[oak iris]

US is no longer English

.fact

[half canyon]

The pancreas produces Insulin.

[oak iris]

!lvl

[bitter void]

.fact

[half canyon]

40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Amazon is the world's largest river, 3,890 miles (6,259 km) long.

[fiery fossil]

.fact

[half canyon]

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

[fiery fossil]

Nice

[oak iris]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[livid kiln]

.fact

[half canyon]

The placement of a donkey's eyes in it’s' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

[livid kiln]

O.o

[exotic gazelle]

.fact

[half canyon]

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

[exotic gazelle]

.fact

[half canyon]

Slugs have four noses.

[exotic gazelle]

.fact

[half canyon]

People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.

[exotic gazelle]

yikes

[bitter void]

.fact

[half canyon]

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

[bitter void]

.fact

[half canyon]

The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.

[bitter void]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

[bitter void]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.

[bitter void]

!lvl Deframoga#7572

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

.quote 4574

[half canyon]

[#4574] "After the silo is done get your final barn upgrade. Buy some hay (about 50 to start) from the lady (Marnie) with the ranch below your farm. Put that into your silo by clicking on it. Then once the barn is completely upgrade buy as many pigs as you can. They won’t produce anything right away while the grow up in and also because you are in winter. You’ll need to go in and pet them each day. They’ll get fed automatically if you have put hay in ur silo so check it often. Before spring comes around create a fence around the barn. Relatively large (15 by 10 at the least). Also make sure to purchase the grass starter recipe from Pierre (the dude you buy seeds from). Open the barn door and the pigs will go out and dig up truffles for you to pick up." - Xander374 (13 May 2020 @ 06:26:13 PM UTC)

[merry compass]

That's a long quote

[vagrant geode]

.quote 1111

[half canyon]

[#1111] "I like people like my coffee, I don't" - Crumbledore (28 Dec 2017 @ 03:23:27 PM UTC)

[vagrant geode]

!lvl

[merry compass]

.quote 9999

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[merry compass]

.quote 555

[half canyon]

[#555] "Give me a sex" - Maronda (21 Jul 2017 @ 03:54:53 PM UTC)

[merry compass]

.quote 666

[half canyon]

[#666] "( . y . )" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (01 Oct 2017 @ 09:24:53 PM UTC)

[merry compass]

.quote 43

[half canyon]

[#43] "Kokoro dokidoki as the kids say" - marm ()

[vagrant geode]

.quote 69

[half canyon]

[#69] " I'm getting FUCKED by FRIENDSHIP" - maru ()

[merry compass]

.quote 1

[half canyon]

[#1] "I'm just a smol" - Iris ()

[merry compass]

Well that escalated 😂

[vagrant geode]

.quote 3366

[half canyon]

[#3366] "I have an android and it looks like Justin Bieber riding a banana peel" - 💜~Campy ~💜~ Cappy~💜 (28 Mar 2019 @ 10:48:19 AM UTC)

[vagrant geode]

whqt is this thing

[oak iris]

.quote 1

[half canyon]

[#1] "I'm just a smol" - Iris ()

[oak iris]

.quote 420

[half canyon]

[#420] "But I remember it, and they remember it" - Vic (19 Jan 2017 @ 03:25:03 PM UTC)

[oak iris]

.quote 69420

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[merry compass]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[livid kiln]

.fact

[half canyon]

John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th.

[livid kiln]

O.o

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

The human body is comprised of 80% water.

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

It is believed that Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

[vagrant geode]

!lvl

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.

[vagrant geode]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#73] "save yourse'f" - Marm ()

[vagrant geode]

.quote 7843

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vagrant geode]

.quote 5333

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vagrant geode]

.quote 4222

[half canyon]

[#4222] "why is it so goddamn hard to find transparent bread" - Quartz (25 Jan 2020 @ 06:57:25 AM UTC)

[vagrant geode]

.quote 4666

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vagrant geode]

.quote 4551

[half canyon]

[#4551] "We broke uber gg" - Yaramy (11 May 2020 @ 02:01:09 AM UTC)

[vagrant geode]

.quote 5762

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vagrant geode]

.quote 5654

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vagrant geode]

soz 4 the spam

[oak iris]

!lvl

[shell vapor]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3355] "'you have a really deep voice ..... for a little bitch'" - tittysprinkles (18 Mar 2019 @ 02:46:13 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

[oak iris]

oof

[west owl]

@oak iris what does that bot do

the quote thing

what does it mean

[oak iris]

.help

[half canyon]

homepage: https://ub3r-b0t.com | docs: https://ub3r-b0t.com/docs | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

[oak iris]

check out the commands

the quote thing is of people who have been quoted and saved by Ub3r

[west owl]

ah

[oak iris]

.quote Micko

[half canyon]

[#4563] "quite the quote there stardew" - Micko (11 May 2020 @ 09:59:54 AM UTC)

[west owl]

how to quote

.help quote

[half canyon]

.quote | .quote # | .quote @nickname | .quote add "text" - author | .quote edit # "text" - author | .quote remove # | On Discord? Use the speech balloon reaction!

[oak iris]

go to emoji's and look for speech bubble emote

[west owl]

ah

[oak iris]

💬

speech balloon my mistake

[west owl]

sorry

🗨 like this? hii

no

uh

[half canyon]

New quote added by Micko as #4575

[oak iris]

like that

[west owl]

ohh

[oak iris]

.quote agii

[half canyon]

[#4575] "🗨 like this? hii" - agii (13 May 2020 @ 07:49:01 PM UTC)

[west owl]

alright thx

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

Jamaica has the most churches per square mile than any other country in the world.

[west owl]

does it then give a random quote from the tagged person

[oak iris]

if you just say .quote it will give a random one but if you want a specific persons quote type .quote {persons_name}

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3720] "I don't have to poop on anyone now" - feeblebeeble (10 Jul 2019 @ 04:05:53 PM UTC)

[west owl]

yuh

[oak iris]

there are some quite strange quotes out there

.fortune

[half canyon]

Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes. -- Donald Kaul

[west owl]

and the
.quote [number] is to choose a specific one?

[oak iris]

if you put in 1 it will show the very first quote and if you put in 2 it will show the very second quote on the server and so on

!Governor

don't forget to check out the Governor bot

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[robust vortex]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4515] "green? color of puke. you're cancelled." - snowzie (06 May 2020 @ 10:01:01 PM UTC)

[oak iris]

!Abigail

[robust vortex]

.quote 50

[half canyon]

[#50] "is everyone's birthday in July?" - I'saar ()

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

looks like Governor is broken

[west owl]

why

!lvl

[west owl]

hh level me up

[oak iris]

its very slow at responding for me

[misty jewel]

!lvl

[misty jewel]

yay for lots of 3

[oak iris]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 13600 XP

[west owl]

@misty jewel your level
how

[misty jewel]

joined in april 2017

[oak iris]

can't wait till someone reaches level 6900

[west owl]

hehe

[oak iris]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Micko#8003: ID: 343331513900859395 | Created: 05 Aug 2017 09:56:51 AM UTC | Joined: 03 Oct 2017 03:35:14 AM UTC | Join position: 1770 | word on the street: who?

[oak iris]

I joined back in 2017 as well

[misty jewel]

I chat daily

[oak iris]

was not very active back then

[misty jewel]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Webxro#5650: ID: 276814751504400385 | Created: 02 Feb 2017 08:42:59 PM UTC | Joined: 27 Apr 2017 09:41:33 PM UTC | Join position: 929 | word on the street: lives in a van down by the river

[west owl]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for agii#0619: ID: 505643618024030219 | Created: 27 Oct 2018 07:27:12 AM UTC | Joined: 18 Mar 2020 07:11:50 PM UTC | Join position: 50404 | word on the street: i heard they liek mudkips

[west owl]

what's the word on the street thingy

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.

[oak iris]

huh so natural nukes go of in California huh

.fact

[half canyon]

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

[misty jewel]

also the programmer for uber used to hang out in here

[oak iris]

gee thanks Ub3r now I won't eat chocolate bars anymore

[misty jewel]

he said average

so there's probably chocolate with a lot less and some with a lot more

[west owl]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1305] "did you quote eemie saying she wants gonorrhea?" - BattleShout (25 Jan 2018 @ 06:48:25 PM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

also these facts aren't correct or need more context

[oak iris]

context? what's that

we follow only Ub3r, everyone else is a heretic

[exotic gazelle]

[oak iris]

oh great god Ub3r give me great fortune

.fortune

[half canyon]

Identify your visitor.

[oak iris]

Thank you oh great one

[real wharf]

!lvl

[misty jewel]

.8ball do you love me uber ?

[half canyon]

Nope.

[misty jewel]

[oak iris]

.8ball do you enjoy being a god?

[half canyon]

What do I look like, a fortune teller?

[oak iris]

Yesn't

.8ball can I use someone else account?

[half canyon]

Do you WANT me to smack you!?

[misty jewel]

yes

[oak iris]

!lvl

[timber fjord]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for rat piss#4200 aka Rase :|| ping if needed ||:: ID: 559795812536942593 | Created: 25 Mar 2019 05:48:42 PM UTC | Joined: 27 Dec 2019 11:37:20 PM UTC | Join position: 40563 | word on the street: owns a coat

[maiden peak]

.8ball should I skip class today

[half canyon]

...You're joking, right?

[maiden peak]

hnnn, I'm not

[timber fjord]

i do not own a coat......

[oak iris]

.8ball Does Rase own a coat?

[half canyon]

Meh, why not?

[timber fjord]

bro i dont wear jackets

[maiden peak]

you don't own a coat, the coat owns you

[timber fjord]

jeez

[oak iris]

🧥

[timber fjord]

[blazing mulch]

you should use governors userinfo

its very cool

!userinfo 559795812536942593

[broken lily]

rat piss#4200

aka Rase :|| ping if needed ||:

ID

559795812536942593

created

Mon Mar 25 17:48:42 2019

joined

Fri Dec 27 23:37:20 2019

roles

Winter, Villager

[timber fjord]

bleh

wheres the difference doe

except the pfp

[blazing mulch]

no word on the street 😔

[timber fjord]

[oak iris]

it was nice knowing you Droo

[terse cargo]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[timber fjord]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Hori#6100

aka Hori the Simp

ID

501947154152030208

created

Wed Oct 17 02:38:47 2018

joined

Tue Apr 7 21:55:56 2020

roles

Villager, Farmer, Shepherd

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

36

[blazing mulch]

.quote 69

[half canyon]

[#69] " I'm getting FUCKED by FRIENDSHIP" - maru ()

[blazing mulch]

.quote 666

[half canyon]

[#666] "( . y . )" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (01 Oct 2017 @ 09:24:53 PM UTC)

[oak iris]

the great 666 quote

[uneven dagger]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

h e h

[bitter void]

.>

[oak iris]

are you two going to battle?

[exotic gazelle]

I already won

[bitter void]

You passed me the other day
I passed you then
I will do so again

[exotic gazelle]

you probably will tbh

I need to study

[oak iris]

this will be enjoyable to watch

[exotic gazelle]

I probably should bar myself from talking on discord for a while

its distracting

[bitter void]

Same

[exotic gazelle]

i wanna be someone I can be proud of :<

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

you already are hori

[oak iris]

.8ball Can we be proud of Hori the Simp?

[half canyon]

Don't count on it

[oak iris]

he said it

[fiery fossil]

rpi

[oak iris]

not me

[fiery fossil]

rip

[bitter void]

@half canyon don't be meannnn

[fiery fossil]

.fact

[half canyon]

The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.

[oak iris]

.8ball are you really going to do that?

[half canyon]

What do I look like, a SMART bot?!

[bitter void]

Fair enough

[fiery fossil]

remind me in an hour to finish my power rangers spin sword

[half canyon]

all right Arcane but next time you better bring me 20 nirnroot or i ain't doin it (#1486292)

[timid vapor]

Pricey rate

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 2390 XP

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

.8ball Should Junimo exist?

[half canyon]

BAHAHAHAHHA IN YOUR DREAMS

[oak iris]

[bitter void]

[oak iris]

Junimo Samurai will now hunt Ub3r

[fiery fossil]

.img power rangers super samurai

[half canyon]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91rKrHlMl8L._SL1500_.jpg

[oak iris]

.g death of Power Rangers

[half canyon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuy_Trang

[oak iris]

not what I asked for Ub3r

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[oak iris]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

you're rising fast Micko!

[half canyon]

@fiery fossil: finish your power rangers spin sword (1h ago)

[loud fog]

!lvl

[loud fog]

😦

[sly zodiac]

wtf

.8ball is humanity good

[half canyon]

Ehhh, mmmm... yeah okay

[sly zodiac]

.8ball is aliens exist

[half canyon]

Absolutely.

[sly zodiac]

WHAT

.8ball is humans are aliens

[half canyon]

Don't count on it

[sly zodiac]

.8ball am i smart

[half canyon]

Damn right ;)

[sly zodiac]

thank youu :)

[plain warren]

!lvl

[slender quest]

!lvl

[wraith wagon]

!lvl

[midnight current]

!lvl

[sly zodiac]

!lvl

[sly zodiac]

lol

!lvl

[sly zodiac]

oo nice 911

!lvltop

!toplvl

!leaderboard

[midnight current]

!lb

[sly zodiac]

!board

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[midnight current]

there

[frank stag]

!lvl

[sly zodiac]

what happens if you pass the last bar

[midnight current]

level up

the bar is a progress bar through the levels pretty much

[frank stag]

as you can see frozo lives here

[midnight current]

shh

[frank stag]

ts true

[midnight current]

zap zap lives here more than me

[frank stag]

true

[thick bridge]

.bday

[half canyon]

erm...set a birthday first, dummy... (.birthday set dd/mm | see .help birthday)

[midnight current]

.bday

[half canyon]

erm...set a birthday first, dummy... (.birthday set dd/mm | see .help birthday)

[midnight current]

.birthday set 10/06

[half canyon]

Your birthday has been set to June 10 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.

[thick bridge]

oh, it bit lol

[bitter void]

.help bday

[half canyon]

.bday | .bday set dd/mm | .bday remove | Notifications: .bday on | .bday off | .bday clear

[timid vapor]

Test~~

~test~~

test

[bitter void]

.img ñ

[half canyon]

https://academiacontacto.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/letter-ñ.jpg

[bitter void]

.img ~

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/いなばCIAOちゅ～る_2016_(24898410824).jpg

[bitter void]

what

[frank stag]

.img tilde

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Tilde.svg/1200px-Tilde.svg.png

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[frank stag]

.choose yeet , yeet , yeet , yeet

[half canyon]

yeet

[dim rune]

.choose /spoiler yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet

[half canyon]

yeet

[dim rune]

uber bot has chosen

[sly zodiac]

.choose yeet the child

[half canyon]

yeet the child

[dim rune]

oh god

[frank stag]

.choose yeet the child, dont yeet

[half canyon]

yeet the child

[frank stag]

oh god

[sly zodiac]

.choose dont yeet,yeet the child

[half canyon]

dont yeet

[fiery fossil]

.choose make the spin sword as realistic a spossible, paint it because its already way too much effort for one assignment

[half canyon]

make the spin sword as realistic a spossible

[fiery fossil]

ok then

[bitter void]

.choose cursive, not

[half canyon]

not

[sly zodiac]

choose put careal after milk,put milk after careal

.choose put careal after milk,put milk after careal

[half canyon]

put milk after careal

[bitter void]

.choose crossed, not

[half canyon]

not

[bitter void]

.choose spoilers, not

[half canyon]

not

[bitter void]

.choose *, not

[half canyon]

not

[bitter void]

.choose reply, not

[half canyon]

not

[bitter void]

.choose code snipet, not

[half canyon]

code snipet

[bitter void]

Alright

According to ub3rbot the ultimate yeet is yeet

[fiery fossil]

yote

[frank stag]

yowo, whats this?

[bitter void]

.choose yeet, yote

[half canyon]

yeet

[timid vapor]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for LenneDalben#5763: ID: 176508491672846336 | Created: 02 May 2016 01:41:43 AM UTC | Joined: 31 Dec 2019 07:30:05 PM UTC | Join position: 41137 | word on the street: has been to space zero times

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[bitter void]

.choose .userinfo, !userinfo

[half canyon]

!userinfo

[bitter void]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Yaramy#3165

aka Yaramy / 65 hours until 1.4

ID

359806154093756466

created

Tue Sep 19 21:01:12 2017

joined

Wed Jul 31 18:13:08 2019

roles

Winter, Fall, Valentines, Contest Winner, Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Pixelsmith, Contentsmith, Modder

[livid kiln]

.fact

[half canyon]

Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.

[livid kiln]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

LenneDalben#5763

ID

176508491672846336

created

Mon May 2 01:41:43 2016

joined

Tue Dec 31 19:30:05 2019

roles

Villager

[livid kiln]

T^T

[timid vapor]

You'll get there, Elfie!

[livid kiln]

Aw, thanks!

[frank stag]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Stardust✨#1121

aka Cheese Wine(Stardust✨)

ID

598376807296794634

created

Wed Jul 10 04:55:48 2019

joined

Tue Mar 31 07:33:53 2020

roles

Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Rancher, Pixelsmith, Modder

[fiery fossil]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Arcane#9967

aka Arcane [grounded from modding]

ID

391734230314385409

created

Sat Dec 16 23:31:58 2017

joined

Wed May 15 04:46:47 2019

roles

Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Pixelsmith, Contentsmith, Modder

[fiery fossil]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Arcane#9967 aka Arcane [grounded from modding]: ID: 391734230314385409 | Created: 16 Dec 2017 11:31:58 PM UTC | Joined: 15 May 2019 04:46:47 AM UTC | Join position: 22446 | word on the street: lives no more than like 12,450 miles from me. we're like best buds.

[frank stag]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Stardust✨#1121 aka Cheese Wine(Stardust✨): ID: 598376807296794634 | Created: 10 Jul 2019 04:55:48 AM UTC | Joined: 31 Mar 2020 07:33:53 AM UTC | Join position: 52261 | word on the street: almost saw a bear once

[sly zodiac]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Not Emir.#5802: ID: 634037409020903444 | Created: 16 Oct 2019 02:38:18 PM UTC | Joined: 28 Mar 2020 04:59:38 PM UTC | Join position: 51854 | word on the street: has used the internet before

[blazing mulch]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for no..#1665: ID: 441993136491986965 | Created: 04 May 2018 04:02:55 PM UTC | Joined: 13 May 2020 11:33:21 PM UTC | Join position: 57947 | word on the street: knows the name of at least one pokémon.

[blazing mulch]

not emir is my alt

[late kiln]

remind me in 1 minute to test if my discord pings are working 👀

[half canyon]

my vcr is blinking 12:00 right now so if the reminder is delayed then....whoops (#1486616)

[blazing mulch]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Randy#0233

ID

399967999584632863

created

Mon Jan 8 16:50:02 2018

joined

Sat Oct 19 16:54:24 2019

roles

Villager

[half canyon]

@late kiln: test if your discord pings are working 👀 (1m ago)

[late kiln]

eyy so it is

[sly zodiac]

remind me in 1 min

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[sly zodiac]

remind me in 1 minute

[bitter void]

Hey alt accounts are illegal here 👀

[blazing mulch]

so can u guys ban me

or i need to go

[bitter void]

Rules say the alt will be kicked

[sly zodiac]

then i kick myself

[midnight current]

and they gone

[blazing mulch]

wait

i kicked my main

[midnight current]

[real wharf]

!lvl

[real wharf]

bruh how

[bitter void]

rip

Levels are kept anyways

[sly zodiac]

here you go

[bitter void]

!lvl @sly zodiac

[bitter void]

neat

[sly zodiac]

i was 911th

[thick bridge]

you can also just use the person's id without ping, iirc

!lvl Ichan#2381

[sly zodiac]

!lvl 359806154093756466

[sly zodiac]

!lvl 359806154093756466

[bitter void]

Yup, but he is already here so it's easier

[thick bridge]

fair point haha

[sly zodiac]

but idc

[frank stag]

!lvl Frozenmagicaster
#2440

[frank stag]

op

[midnight current]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl Frozenmagicaster#2440

[frank stag]

lmao

[bitter void]

Hey Frozo you're about to get to my discord tag

[midnight current]

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

Dou nice

[half canyon]

@bitter void: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY HAPPITY BIRTHYDAY WOOF WOOF BARK BARK MEOW BEEP BEEP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37bKxaoZbS8&t=13

[bitter void]

What no is not my birthday today

.bday

[half canyon]

Your birthday is May 14! that's exactly a YEAR from now. SETTLE DOWN.

[bitter void]

weird

.bday set 12/03

[half canyon]

Your birthday has been set to March 12 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.

[midnight current]

.bday

[half canyon]

Your birthday is June 10! that's in 27 days!!! less than a month to go...

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

.bday set 21/05

[half canyon]

Your birthday has been set to May 21 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Barbie's full name is "Babara Millicent Roberts."

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

$283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet (91 m) long in just one night.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator.

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?

[lament tapir]

hm

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4067] "im gonna quote myself now" - ✧･ﾟ. * Izzy 🌙 .･ﾟ✧ (03 Dec 2019 @ 01:15:19 AM UTC)

[bitter void]

Happy bmonth

[lament tapir]

Thank chuu

[fiery fossil]

Gender's bday month?

hbd

[lament tapir]

7 days c:

[bitter void]

!lvl

[next arrow]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#620] "dogs are so beautiful" - Adrii (17 Sep 2017 @ 03:55:15 AM UTC)

[fiery fossil]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, bouncer, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[fiery fossil]

Remind me in 1 hour that my friend is livestreaming his haircut on instagram

[half canyon]

grumbles, mutters some vulgarities about humans...Arcane in particular... fiiiine. (#1486874)

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl Hori#6100

[real wharf]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[velvet parcel]

!lvl

[velvet parcel]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[fiery fossil]

.bday

[half canyon]

Your birthday is April 15...that wasn't that long ago... not worth lookin' ahead 336 days... just remember the good times...

[fiery fossil]

what good times

[exotic gazelle]

.bday

[half canyon]

erm...set a birthday first, dummy... (.birthday set dd/mm | see .help birthday)

[exotic gazelle]

.birthday set 6/9

[half canyon]

Invalid date of earthly emergence. .birthday set dd/mm

[exotic gazelle]

.birthday set 06/09

[half canyon]

Your birthday has been set to September 6 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.

[exotic gazelle]

.bday on

[half canyon]

Your birthday notifications have been set for this channel.

[exotic gazelle]

.bday

[half canyon]

Your birthday is September 6! checking the calendar a lot eh? 115 days remain. chill.

[exotic gazelle]

there's a reason why I use mm/dd

and not dd/mm

[bitter void]

nice

[half canyon]

@fiery fossil: your friend is livestreaming his haircut on instagram (1h ago)

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

.bday

[half canyon]

Your birthday is May 21! that's in 7 days!!! A WEEK TO GO ARE YOU READY???

[lament tapir]

HECK YES MAN

.fact

[half canyon]

Insects outnumber humans 100,000,000 to one.

[bitter void]

If insects revolted against humanity, how would you fight your 100m insects?

[bleak ermine]

Fire

!lvl

[sacred locust]

!lvl

[upbeat spire]

.fortune

[half canyon]

In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me -- and by that time no one was left to speak up. -- Pastor Martin Niemoller

[upbeat spire]

.fortune

[half canyon]

SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompson

[woven oriole]

,birthday set 28/09

.birthday set 28/09

[half canyon]

Your birthday has been set to September 28 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.

[woven oriole]

.fortune

[half canyon]

... The cable had passed us by; the dish was the only hope, and eventually we were all forced to turn to it. By the summer of '85, the valley had more satellite dishes per capita than an Eskimo village on the north slope of Alaska. Mine was one of the last to go in. I had been nervous from the start about the hazards of too much input, which is a very real problem with these things. Watching TV becomes a full-time job when you can scan 200 channels all day and all night and still have the option of punching Night Dreams into the video machine, if the rest of the world seems dull. -- Hunter Thompson, "Full-time scrambling", Generation of Swine

[woven oriole]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2773] "i also wash my ass with toothpaste" - YSB1 (23 Aug 2018 @ 11:21:01 PM UTC)

[woven oriole]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#258] "ill steal ur entire baguette and eat it all in one bite" - Vision (15 Nov 2016 @ 04:56:03 PM UTC)

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[proper patio]

!lvl

[proper patio]

Ah

[bitter void]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

.fortune

[half canyon]

It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito. -- Bored_of_the_Rings, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are over a million described species of insects. Some people estimate there are actually between 15 and 30 million species.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

[lament tapir]

OkAY enouGh aboUt AmErIcA

[woven oriole]

hehe

.fact

[half canyon]

One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is.

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.

[woven oriole]

flys are better singers than me

.fact

[half canyon]

Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year

[bitter void]

Can confirm

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.

[woven oriole]

sana ol

[mellow salmon]

.fact

[half canyon]

Butterflies cannot fly if their body temperature is less than 86 degrees.

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

[mellow salmon]

😔

[woven oriole]

then....whats the point of the speaker?

[mellow salmon]

to not speak obviously

.fact

[half canyon]

A housefly will regurgitate its food and eat it again.

[woven oriole]

💬

[mellow salmon]

big brain?...

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

I cant compete with u

[mellow salmon]

you'll be ahead of me in no time

i only ever talk in #stardrop-saloon :b

[woven oriole]

Im a scavenger for conversation but Im also mostly in #stardrop-saloon

[mellow salmon]

same

only 200 messages in town square compared to 10k in saloon

[woven oriole]

My goodness

brb Im gonna make myself beautiful aka shower

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

A “2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

25% of a human’s bones are in its feet.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

New quote added by 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 as #4582

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The name Jeep comes from “GP”, the army abbreviation for General Purpose.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

[lament tapir]

.fact

[half canyon]

14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.

[lament tapir]

I stg

[mellow salmon]

.fact

[half canyon]

Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.

[mellow salmon]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some people say that when the black bands on the Woolybear caterpillar are wide, a cold winter is coming.

[bitter void]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

[woven oriole]

that is a wrong number

.fact

[half canyon]

More people speak English in China than the United States.

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

There were 240 pedestrian fatalities in New York City in 1994.

[mellow salmon]

.fact

[half canyon]

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

[mellow salmon]

.fact

[half canyon]

“Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.

[dark lantern]

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[woven oriole]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

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[royal rivet]

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[woven oriole]

!lvl

[late kiln]

remind me in 1 minute to reset my pings kek

[half canyon]

all right jorbular but next time you better bring me 20 nirnroot or i ain't doin it (#1487273)

@late kiln: reset your pings kek (1m ago)

[late kiln]

ty homie

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[woven oriole]

@mystic moss Plz type it here as I want to quote it