governors-mansion

[half canyon]

Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you. -- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripides

[upbeat spire]

why does this make sense jezus 😂👏

[naive condor]

.wuote

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3772] "🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
🐠 🐟 🦈 :SDVJelly:" - YSB1 (16 Jul 2019 @ 01:46:03 AM UTC)

[naive condor]

.fortune

[half canyon]

"Paul Lynde to block..." -- a contestant on "Hollywood Squares"

[naive condor]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!mphelp

[broken lily]

See this page for connection issues in multiplayer: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Can.27t_connect_to_another_player_in_multiplayer. (Applies to both vanilla and modded games; console players just check as many steps as you can!)

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

ayyy

[rain dirge]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

constant checking must be done

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29430 XP

[dense pagoda]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl Hori#6100

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

AAAA

[jolly beacon]

why does no one message me about this

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[novel nova]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[real wharf]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!cp

[broken lily]

Content Patcher (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1915) is a mod which loads content packs to change the game's images and data without replacing XNB files. If you want to make mods using Content Patcher, start at https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Content_Patcher.

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29630 XP

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29650 XP

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

.quote @naive condor

[half canyon]

[#4546] "the round dark thing that comes out your butt" - Cool_Dude_1010 (11 May 2020 @ 01:25:09 AM UTC)

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!dp

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29690 XP

[real wharf]

!lvl

[mellow salmon]

.quote @mellow salmon

[half canyon]

[#4132] ".quote add" - israfil (15 Jan 2020 @ 02:06:56 AM UTC)

[real wharf]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 34040 XP

[mellow salmon]

wtf

😔

[naive condor]

.

!lvl

[naive condor]

hahahahaha

[midnight current]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 944780 XP

[midnight current]

still a while till 1mill

[mellow salmon]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29750 XP

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29760 XP

[naive condor]

ptsd

[bitter void]

remind me in 2 hours to go to sleep

[half canyon]

k (#1476853)

[midnight current]

yara sleep

[naive condor]

wow

[midnight current]

[bitter void]

[naive condor]

remind me in 1 second to remind me in 1 second

nice

[bitter void]

remind me in one minute to check if this is the min time possible

remind me in 1 minute to check if this is the min time possible

[half canyon]

hey siri remind me to remind Yaramy in -- oh shit they weren't supposed to see this NOTHING TO SEE HERE I'M A REAL BOT (#1476856)

[naive condor]

I did 10 secs before

remind me in 10 seconds to die

[half canyon]

.....ok..... (#1476858)

[naive condor]

remind me in 5 seconds to e

[half canyon]

@naive condor: die (10s ago)

[bitter void]

Ooo

[naive condor]

lol

10 is min

[bitter void]

remind me in 9 seconds to exist

[naive condor]

remind me in 10 years

[sacred locust]

!xp

[half canyon]

@bitter void: check if this is the min time possible (1m ago)

[broken lily]

You have 15210 XP

[naive condor]

remind me in 10 years that I’m cool

[half canyon]

for a moment there I was gonna say no, absolutely not. but Cool_Dude_1010? yeah, yeah i will. (#1476859)

[naive condor]

holy

[bitter void]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 56310 XP

[naive condor]

what’s the max

remind me in 1000 years that I’m dead and nobody will see this

[bitter void]

.quote Stardust✨#1121

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[bitter void]

Emotees

[real wharf]

!lvl

[sacred locust]

!lvl

[bitter void]

Remind me in 9999999 hours what is the max

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29800 XP

[bitter void]

Remind me in 999999 hours what is the max

Remind me in 999999 hours what is the max

Remind me in 99999 hours what is the max

[naive condor]

remind me in 100 years

[bitter void]

Remind me in 9999 hours what is the max

[half canyon]

il bash ye fookin ead in Yaramy i sware on me mum. but ok just this once mate (#1476860)

[bitter void]

uh

[naive condor]

remind me in 99 years to e

hmm

[real wharf]

Remind me in 1 seconds what is the lowest

[naive condor]

remind me in 50 years that this phone is probably non existent

[bitter void]

!lvl

[naive condor]

indirect

[bitter void]

aaa

[real wharf]

cease flexin

[naive condor]

minimum is 10

[bitter void]

!lvl Hori#6100

[real wharf]

damn it

[naive condor]

remind me in 10 seconds to die

[half canyon]

uhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah k i'll probably remember (#1476862)

[bitter void]

uh

[real wharf]

remind me in 10 seconds to put another reminder for 10 seconds

[half canyon]

http://tinyurl.com/zaff9fl (#1476864)

@naive condor: die (10s ago)

@real wharf: put another reminder for 10 seconds (10s ago)

[naive condor]

we can screw around with this

[bitter void]

.timer

[half canyon]

Usage: .timer remove ###

[real wharf]

remind me in 10 seconds to put another reminder for 10 seconds

[half canyon]

always, ARrowKNee <3 (#1476866)

[naive condor]

remind me in 10 seconds to die because I’m worthless and I don’t matter to anyone

[half canyon]

But of course, dear Cool_Dude_1010 (#1476867)

[bitter void]

.timer remove 1476886

[half canyon]

Timer not found.

@real wharf: put another reminder for 10 seconds (10s ago)

@naive condor: die because I’m worthless and I don’t matter to anyone (10s ago)

[midnight current]

[bitter void]

.timer repeat

[half canyon]

Usage: .timer repeat ### daily|weekly|xh

[real wharf]

remind me in 10 seconds to put another reminder for 10 seconds

[naive condor]

shoot

[half canyon]

my vcr is blinking 12:00 right now so if the reminder is delayed then....whoops (#1476868)

[naive condor]

I meant your

[half canyon]

@real wharf: put another reminder for 10 seconds (10s ago)

[real wharf]

remind me in 10 seconds to put another reminder for 10 hours

[half canyon]

goodness gracious such an attitude, but FINE (#1476869)

[bitter void]

.timer repeat 1476868 daily

[half canyon]

Timer updated to repeat daily

[midnight current]

poor ub3r

[half canyon]

@real wharf: put another reminder for 10 hours (10s ago)

[real wharf]

remind me in 10 hours to remind you in 10 seconds

[half canyon]

Sure thing, ARrowKNee (#1476870)

[naive condor]

abuse

poor guy

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29830 XP

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

mmm

[bitter void]

.timer

[half canyon]

Usage: .timer remove ###

[bitter void]

.timer remove 1476868

[half canyon]

Timer not found.

[bitter void]

.timer repeat 1476868 montly

[half canyon]

Recurrence support is daily, weekly, or hour-based intervals

[bitter void]

.timer repeat 1476868 weekly

[half canyon]

Timer updated to repeat weekly

[naive condor]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

.img cool dude

[half canyon]

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/A1WBAM/cool-dude-young-boy-approaching-his-teenage-years-A1WBAM.jpg

[bitter void]

Leveling up to desperado by using !lvl 30000 times

[naive condor]

stardew

[topaz nymph]

.img duck eating bread

[half canyon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/989339416106819585/w0CUGHA4_400x400.jpg

[naive condor]

how did you find me

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

Because i smort

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

.img image

[half canyon]

https://miro.medium.com/max/1200/1*mk1-6aYaf_Bes1E3Imhc0A.jpeg

[bitter void]

I wonder who got the most xp by saying !lvl?

[topaz nymph]

Prolly u

.img bill nye

[half canyon]

https://planetary.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/images/people/thumbnails-converted/20190611_bill-nye-profile-cropped.jpg

[topaz nymph]

.img danny devito eating egg

[half canyon]

https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Danny-DeVito-Eats-Hard-Boiled-Egg.png?w=750

[topaz nymph]

Hawt

.img pink guy

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E1iwrfgNOUU/maxresdefault.jpg

[naive condor]

.img stardew

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SA7GNGcKPXs/maxresdefault.jpg

[naive condor]

hmm

.img stardew

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SA7GNGcKPXs/maxresdefault.jpg

[naive condor]

same thing

was wondering if it changed

[topaz nymph]

.img UB3R-B0T

[half canyon]

https://images.discordapp.net/avatars/85614143951892480/0fe4f3c1306d0557d9e657a153df72cd.png?size=512

[topaz nymph]

Haha

.img that one bitch fitz

[half canyon]

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/44/nrm_1414780119-137196_6330_pre.jpg

[bitter void]

.wolfram 842/30

[half canyon]

421/15

[topaz nymph]

.img skrillex

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Skrillex_(Sonny_Moore)_(cropped).jpg

[naive condor]

.img yaramy

[half canyon]

https://i3.sndcdn.com/avatars-000321497723-r8vciu-t500x500.jpg

[bitter void]

.wolfrM 420/15

[naive condor]

bro what

[bitter void]

.wolfram 420/15

[half canyon]

28

[naive condor]

was curious whar would Hoppin

[topaz nymph]

.img project blurple

[half canyon]

https://i.redd.it/i432bnxgu2x01.png

[bitter void]

Frozo got 28 levels by just saying !lvl

[naive condor]

wow

!lvl

[naive condor]

sick

[topaz nymph]

.img cool bean

[half canyon]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81QKD9AKdJL.jpg

[topaz nymph]

Ew

.img pacman

[half canyon]

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/H8hhcUas7f9Pi4aMLTQfSTVk1wwE1d_SPYYGldXn9S8GARJis2ED4EpnIfXzfBhTP8KZM64bFnmgowpU3Ct7b7OznwcRakNOM3mB2KRr=s660

[naive condor]

I have 4 pages

[topaz nymph]

.img the worst game

[half canyon]

No results found (or API limit reached)

[topaz nymph]

.img there is no game

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wZ4vT079fwU/maxresdefault.jpg

[topaz nymph]

Hey i beat that game

[bitter void]

.quote @bitter void

[half canyon]

[#4551] "We broke uber gg" - Yaramy (11 May 2020 @ 02:01:09 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

.quote @topaz nymph

[half canyon]

[#4549] "I still dont know how to quote" - Stardew (11 May 2020 @ 01:47:01 AM UTC)

[bitter void]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[topaz nymph]

.quote 385

[half canyon]

[#385] "my cat caught a mouse today" - magic (13 Jan 2017 @ 02:06:22 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

.quote 9275

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[topaz nymph]

.quote 634

[half canyon]

[#634] "flavour is quite important for enjoyment i think" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (25 Sep 2017 @ 02:21:34 PM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

..img dragon city

[naive condor]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

.img dragon city

[half canyon]

No results found (or API limit reached)

[naive condor]

okay I have anxiety checking

[topaz nymph]

.img the lone wanderer

[half canyon]

No results found (or API limit reached)

[topaz nymph]

Fuck me in the ass and call me sebastian whats going on

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

I want to quote that

[bitter void]

remind me in 8 hours to take my math class

[half canyon]

Ugh I suppose, Yaramy (#1476943)

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29950 XP

[naive condor]

anxious

[half canyon]

New quote added by Stardew as #4557

[naive condor]

!cp

[broken lily]

Content Patcher (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1915) is a mod which loads content packs to change the game's images and data without replacing XNB files. If you want to make mods using Content Patcher, start at https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Content_Patcher.

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29950 XP

[bitter void]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[naive condor]

I can’t stop checking

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29960 XP

[bitter void]

4 minutes more

remind me in 3 minutes to check one last time

[half canyon]

lmao that's what you need a reminder for? yeah ok (#1476945)

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29960 XP

[bitter void]

still same minute

[topaz nymph]

How do you do the reminder

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29970 XP

[bitter void]

do
remind me in [number] [time scale] to [reminder]

[topaz nymph]

What

Dumb it down

[bitter void]

Time scale as minute, hour, day

Number as 1, 2, 3

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29980 XP

[naive condor]

inching

[bitter void]

reminder is the message

until :30

[topaz nymph]

So i can do remind me in 3 mintues

[bitter void]

yes

[topaz nymph]

Ok how

[naive condor]

I’m planning something

!cp

[broken lily]

Content Patcher (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1915) is a mod which loads content packs to change the game's images and data without replacing XNB files. If you want to make mods using Content Patcher, start at https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Content_Patcher.

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29980 XP

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29980 XP

[naive condor]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 29990 XP

[bitter void]

Send your planned message when time is :30

[topaz nymph]

How

[half canyon]

@bitter void: check one last time (3m ago)

[topaz nymph]

Remind me in 3 minutes that i need to breathe

[half canyon]

But of course, dear Stardew (#1476948)

[topaz nymph]

Ex

Ez

[naive condor]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@topaz nymph: you need to breathe (3m ago)

[topaz nymph]

Thats right thanks

Remind me in 10 minutes that my moms gae

[half canyon]

oh Stardew you sweet summer child. trusting me with such a task? all right ;) (#1476949)

[real wharf]

!lvl

[sly willow]

!level

[half canyon]

@topaz nymph: your moms gae (10m ago)

[topaz nymph]

😭

[flat turtle]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl Hori#6100

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

There, fixed

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[shy socket]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!elliott

[broken lily]

https://i.imgur.com/5SA9SXX.jpg

[midnight current]

!abigail

[broken lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[midnight current]

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[dark lantern]

!lvl

[dark lantern]

.-.

[woven oriole]

🙂

[bitter void]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@bitter void: go to sleep (2h ago)

[bitter void]

ugh

[midnight current]

yara, sleep

[bitter void]

ughhhhh

remind me in 2 hours to go to sleep

[half canyon]

NO. FUCK YOU. NOT GON-- screw it. Consider it done, Yaramy. (#1477109)

[bitter void]

remind me in 130 hours to invite someone to play journey's end

[half canyon]

For the lovely Yaramy? Why most certainly. (#1477122)

[unique vine]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

remind me in 2 hours to work on the draft of my book

[half canyon]

I'll have you know 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 I am SO MUCH MORE than just a reminder bot. but fine. (#1477162)

[woven oriole]

sureeeee

[bitter void]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

The volume of the earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

An Olympic gold medal must contain 92.5 percent silver

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

[topaz nymph]

Really

Reminds me in 1 second that im alive

Damn

.fact

[half canyon]

Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

[fiery fossil]

.choose watch anime, play sdv

[half canyon]

watch anime

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

Andorra, a tiny country between France & Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.

[woven oriole]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

!lvl

[woven oriole]

leveled up 5 times, good job me

[bitter void]

!lvl

[bitter void]

.choose sdv, something else

[half canyon]

sdv

[bitter void]

@lethal obsidian ^

[lethal obsidian]

Wha?

.fact

[half canyon]

The first streetlights in America were installed in Philadelphia around 1757.

[topaz nymph]

.choose duck, bred

[half canyon]

bred

[blazing mulch]

.choose nuggies, effort

[half canyon]

effort

[topaz nymph]

.choose fallout, skyrim

[half canyon]

skyrim

[wintry bay]

.fact

[half canyon]

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[wintry bay]

.fact

[half canyon]

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

[topaz nymph]

Bet

[wintry bay]

.fact

[half canyon]

Butterflies can see red, green, and yellow.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting advertising space on his cows.

[wintry bay]

.fact

[half canyon]

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

[wintry bay]

me

i'm a snail

.fact

[half canyon]

Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.

[wintry bay]

.fact

[half canyon]

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

[wintry bay]

dolly parton once came second in a dolly parton look-alike contest

.fact

[half canyon]

Denver, Colorado lays claim to the invention of the cheeseburger.

@bitter void: go to sleep (2h ago)

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

Butterflies range in size from a tiny 1/8 inch to a huge almost 12 inches.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.

[late kiln]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2568] "sex months I guess" - Zaph (27 Jul 2018 @ 05:02:38 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#53] "Also im bpy who wisges he was a pteretty pribcess" - finn ()

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2419] "fus ro dank" - primordialclamchowder (05 Jul 2018 @ 02:56:58 AM UTC)

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

The number "four" is considered unlucky in Japan because it is pronounced the same as "death".

[topaz nymph]

For death for honor

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.

[fleet bluff]

.fact

[half canyon]

Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland’s daughter, Ruth, not the baseball player.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

One in ten people live on an island.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

Jamaica has the most churches per square mile than any other country in the world.

[fleet bluff]

10 of 10 people live on islands

really big islands

[topaz nymph]

No u

.fact

[half canyon]

In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.

[fleet bluff]

ok

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

@woven oriole: work on the draft of your book (2h ago)

[woven oriole]

ughhhhhhhh

remind me in 17 hours to work on the draft of my book

[half canyon]

yarp (#1477366)

[woven oriole]

procrastination

[topaz nymph]

Remind me in 5 minutes that im still alive

[half canyon]

For you? Of course, Stardew (#1477375)

[late kiln]

remind me in 1 minute that I'm testing if this actually works kek

[half canyon]

oh my goooooooooooood jorbular fine (#1477379)

[woven oriole]

Ill remind you that you are alive

[topaz nymph]

Am i alive

[woven oriole]

becuz without u the world is dark

That was cheesy\

[late kiln]

thas cute

[half canyon]

@late kiln: you're testing if this actually works kek (1m ago)

[woven oriole]

[late kiln]

eyyy it did work

[topaz nymph]

Huh

[late kiln]

[topaz nymph]

[woven oriole]

[late kiln]

y'all are cute

[woven oriole]

you are cute

[topaz nymph]

No im not

[woven oriole]

yes u are

[late kiln]

[woven oriole]

my cuz just said

you are like underwear

[topaz nymph]

I get shat on

[woven oriole]

I cant last a day without u

[topaz nymph]

XD

Light shat underwear

[woven oriole]

[topaz nymph]

[woven oriole]

[half canyon]

@topaz nymph: im still alive (5m ago)

[topaz nymph]

Oh thank goodness

[late kiln]

phew

[woven oriole]

I already said it

[topaz nymph]

Remind me the world is going to end in 666 hours

[half canyon]

you bet your ass I will Stardew! (#1477390)

[topaz nymph]

Noice

[woven oriole]

thats nice

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

Remind me in 5 minutes that the duck walked to the lemonade stand

[half canyon]

for a moment there I was gonna say no, absolutely not. but Stardew? yeah, yeah i will. (#1477395)

[woven oriole]

...

[topaz nymph]

Lol

Remind me in 1 minute that if she dont play the craft she dont get the shaft

[half canyon]

Sure thing, Stardew (#1477404)

[woven oriole]

good luck

[oak iris]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

What getting a girl

xD

[half canyon]

@topaz nymph: if she dont play the craft she dont get the shaft (1m ago)

[topaz nymph]

Bet

[oak iris]

remind me in 10 minutes to get rid of the evidence

[half canyon]

lmao that's what you need a reminder for? yeah ok (#1477411)

[woven oriole]

Im worried

but then its none of my concern

[topaz nymph]

Dont worry it's just the screaming kids

[woven oriole]

...

[half canyon]

@topaz nymph: the duck walked to the lemonade stand (5m ago)

[woven oriole]

HAHA

[topaz nymph]

WHAT DID IT SAY

[half canyon]

New quote added by Stardew as #4558

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#763] "Anyone know how you can lock your kids in the cellar?" - SovietPotato (23 Oct 2017 @ 04:51:52 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

69

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#882] "_arroz y carne y frijoles feeb p o r q u e ,,, _" - Adrianna (22 Nov 2017 @ 04:36:01 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2905] "Cant shit yourself if you dont wear pants :RollSafe:" - Bee (19 Sep 2018 @ 11:48:39 PM UTC)

[oak iris]

200IQ

[topaz nymph]

.img micko

[half canyon]

https://www.vapedragon.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/micko-disposable-veiik-vapeproplanet.jpg

[oak iris]

how dare they use my name

[woven oriole]

what is that

[oak iris]

I think its some kind of sweets

[woven oriole]

like u

[topaz nymph]

Vape i think

[oak iris]

.img Stardew

[topaz nymph]

It says "vapeproplanet"

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SA7GNGcKPXs/maxresdefault.jpg

[oak iris]

ah yes one tour please

[topaz nymph]

.img Burning girl

[half canyon]

https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id=190405798260197

[woven oriole]

its loading

[topaz nymph]

I cant see it

[oak iris]

endless loading

ah

it was probably removed

[topaz nymph]

Prolly

[sharp spindle]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

Its a facebook account

[topaz nymph]

.img ava commissions open

[half canyon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1195299685646385152/PLE560fy.jpg

[woven oriole]

the names Burning girl

[oak iris]

.img ConcernedApe

[half canyon]

https://d1lss44hh2trtw.cloudfront.net/assets/article/2018/02/27/concernedape-begins-work-on-new-secret-game-slim_1200x500.jpg

[oak iris]

ah

[woven oriole]

wow

[oak iris]

the mastermind him self

[sharp spindle]

XD

[topaz nymph]

.img XD

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/roblox/images/d/de/XD.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20160429063838

[woven oriole]

he neefs coffee

[topaz nymph]

He has 3 cups lol

[oak iris]

.img Bouncer

[broken lily]

@oak iris You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[woven oriole]

ikr

[half canyon]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71ocjljNOKL._SY355_.jpg

[oak iris]

why thank you

wait

[woven oriole]

Congratulations!

[oak iris]

I though I couldn't level up while is #governors-mansion

[woven oriole]

you can

[topaz nymph]

.img scp-999

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/d/d7/SCPadorable.png/revision/latest?cb=20170515135529&path-prefix=protagonist

[topaz nymph]

Ayeee

[woven oriole]

awwwwwww

its slime boi

.img scp 666

[half canyon]

@oak iris: get rid of the evidence (10m ago)

[topaz nymph]

He looks like melted cheese

[half canyon]

http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-666-j/2j13ghv.jpg

[woven oriole]

um

i guess thats scp 666

[topaz nymph]

.img Aries injustice

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/injusticegodsamongus/images/7/7f/ARES.png/revision/latest?cb=20130411230035

[oak iris]

yes I will do that now

[topaz nymph]

Thats my main in injustice

[woven oriole]

Good luck!

[topaz nymph]

Hide the kids

[half canyon]

New quote added by Stardew as #4559

[woven oriole]

How to add quotes?

[oak iris]

Me and the boys hiding evidence

Oh god

[topaz nymph]

💬 react to a message with that

[woven oriole]

__

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[half canyon]

New quote added by Stardew as #4560

[woven oriole]

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[lament tapir]

Oh god.

[woven oriole]

how does a bot react

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

.img genderdragon

[half canyon]

https://transvivor.com/gif/genderDragon.jpg

[topaz nymph]

Oop

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

OHMY

[oak iris]

pervert

[woven oriole]

...

[topaz nymph]

HHAHAHAHAHHA

[woven oriole]

too young

[topaz nymph]

.img notch

[half canyon]

https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/minecraft_gamepedia/thumb/4/4d/Notch.jpg/1200px-Notch.jpg

[oak iris]

.img stock image of theif

[half canyon]

https://previews.123rf.com/images/andreypopov/andreypopov1301/andreypopov130100473/17384576-thief-in-disguise-stealing-data-from-computer.jpg

[oak iris]

yes

[woven oriole]

.img donkey kong

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/Donkey_Kong_character.png/220px-Donkey_Kong_character.png

[oak iris]

.img corrupted donkey kong

[topaz nymph]

.img donkey Kong meme

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BgnsY-qHT1M/hqdefault.jpg

https://i.imgflip.com/2am8no.jpg

[woven oriole]

.img banana

[half canyon]

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/42E9as7NaTaAi4A6JcuFwG-320-80.jpg

[oak iris]

.img walking banana

[half canyon]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/99401d7746a3804f4d61afcefefd2ddf/tenor.gif?itemid=11228433

[topaz nymph]

.img spongebob

[half canyon]

https://nick.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:arc:content:nick.com:9cd2df6e-63c7-43da-8bde-8d77af9169c7?quality=0.7

[lament tapir]

Burning your name is one thing we can’t ask for an image of.

[topaz nymph]

.img sanding fingerprints

[half canyon]

https://themobmuseum.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/1-Altered_Fingerprints_of_Alvin_Karpis_Courtesy-of-the-Federal-Bureau-of-Investigation.jpg

[oak iris]

why don't we ask Ub3r then

[woven oriole]

Theres a facebook account of Burning girl

[oak iris]

.img burning name

[half canyon]

https://www.aftcra.com/uploads/cache/products/7/4/749fba828ed5162d4309bf10c4a788fda2cd4c72_208142_517368_579x.jpg

[woven oriole]

.img burninggirl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[half canyon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlOgBPYU4AAtXB5.jpg

[topaz nymph]

.img stardrop

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0886/2006/products/Stardew-Valley_Stardrop-Pin_Thumbnails_3000pxHigh_b9948e2e-181b-4528-a550-d0ec735c76ac.jpg?v=1511317971

[lament tapir]

Oh phew

[woven oriole]

theres burning girl

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.

[lament tapir]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#711] "i'm team boobs" - Magically Clueless (09 Oct 2017 @ 03:20:27 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

.fact

[half canyon]

The top butterfly flight speed is 12 miles per hour. Some moths can fly 25 miles per hour!

[woven oriole]

How to add quotes?

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#828] "we love you anyway zaph" - BattleShout (07 Nov 2017 @ 02:52:52 AM UTC)

New quote added by Stardew as #4561

[topaz nymph]

.quote @woven oriole

[half canyon]

[#4560] "(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (11 May 2020 @ 09:53:34 AM UTC)

[woven oriole]

...

[oak iris]

use the emote 💬

[woven oriole]

K

[topaz nymph]

.quote @woven oriole

[half canyon]

[#4561] "How to add quotes?" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (11 May 2020 @ 09:56:39 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2167] "Your face is for rectal use only" - YSB1 (01 Jun 2018 @ 03:22:10 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

.quote Stardew

[half canyon]

[#4557] "Fuck me in the ass and call me sebastian whats going on" - Stardew (11 May 2020 @ 05:25:07 AM UTC)

[woven oriole]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2152] "maan i wish i could slaughter but i gotta go do stuff :GWsetmyxPeepoSad:" - toe (31 May 2018 @ 09:22:25 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

quite the quote there stardew

[woven oriole]

stardew is everything

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2192] "Eww spoony's sweating piss" - SirLeedle (02 Jun 2018 @ 08:52:16 PM UTC)

[oak iris]

.quote Micko

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[oak iris]

me sad

[woven oriole]

HAHA

[topaz nymph]

.quote @lament tapir

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[oak iris]

[woven oriole]

where can u find the emoji for the quote

[topaz nymph]

If a male peacock is called a peacock is a female peacock a peacunt

[half canyon]

New quote added by Stardew as #4562

[oak iris]

go to the emotes and use the search bar and type speech ballon

[woven oriole]

thank u

[half canyon]

New quote added by 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 as #4563

[woven oriole]

.quote Micko

[half canyon]

[#4563] "quite the quote there stardew" - Micko (11 May 2020 @ 09:59:54 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

yes my first quote

[woven oriole]

i wanted this to happen

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3392] "hello sir we have a butt tickler to report" - Andrew (03 Apr 2019 @ 07:16:34 AM UTC)

[woven oriole]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2775] "why is ur house meat all saggy" - feeblebeeble (24 Aug 2018 @ 08:41:10 PM UTC)

[oak iris]

.quote stardew

[half canyon]

[#4557] "Fuck me in the ass and call me sebastian whats going on" - Stardew (11 May 2020 @ 05:25:07 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Micko#8003 aka Micko: ID: 343331513900859395 | Created: 05 Aug 2017 09:56:51 AM UTC | Joined: 03 Oct 2017 03:35:14 AM UTC | Join position: 1771 | word on the street: string.Empty

[woven oriole]

Wow

.quote Burninggirl

[half canyon]

[#4560] "(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻" - 🔥BurningGIrl🔥 (11 May 2020 @ 09:53:34 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

man its almost three years since i joined this server

[topaz nymph]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Stardew#5160: ID: 597627142720716800 | Created: 08 Jul 2019 03:16:54 AM UTC | Joined: 09 May 2020 08:12:31 AM UTC | Join position: 57674 | word on the street: smells like flowers

[woven oriole]

u dont talk much do u

[oak iris]

nope

[woven oriole]

brb

gotta eat

[lament tapir]

dudeee quotes are like, so last year

[oak iris]

.quote last year

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick] | On Discord? React to a message with 💬

[oak iris]

awwww

.quote UB3R-BOT

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[oak iris]

ha

he has no quotes

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2169] ""I've gotta marry my Uncle"" - Lapin (01 Jun 2018 @ 03:35:52 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

[oak iris]

.g toe

[half canyon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe

[topaz nymph]

.img burger king foot lettuce

[half canyon]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/337/421/a78.png

[oak iris]

ah the legend himself

[lament tapir]

beautiful sniffs

[topaz nymph]

.img Danny devito eats an egg

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xzlVvhbrx7k/maxresdefault.jpg

[oak iris]

I forgot how old he is now

[topaz nymph]

.img rick roll

[half canyon]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oHg5SJYRHA0/hqdefault.jpg

[oak iris]

dammit

how could you do this to me

[scarlet mountain]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1991] "i'm a sexy melon" - Magically Clueless (15 May 2018 @ 12:37:29 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2925] "pop pap pup" - toe (23 Sep 2018 @ 11:30:05 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#724] "i think y'all've figured out im a bunch of eels in a flesh suit." - feeblebeeble (12 Oct 2017 @ 04:12:25 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1845] "I love all of you, except roger, I'm in love with him" - Rin Spacey (16 Apr 2018 @ 02:23:43 PM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2472] "slime those are some nice bobs" - Danny (19 Jul 2018 @ 03:50:07 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2698] "its the dark side because everything is covered by slime's ass" - Naru (11 Aug 2018 @ 05:47:13 AM UTC)

[topaz nymph]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#666] "( . y . )" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (01 Oct 2017 @ 09:24:53 PM UTC)

[oak iris]

that is NSFW

[late kiln]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2447] "Remember kids - If you die on the game you die on the real life, so think twice about signing a contract with Masahiro Sakurai. Also remember to always have a loyal Apple by your side, you never know when you might be summoned to be part of the next FOTW - AND BOI LEMME TELL YA, THE BRAWL NEVER ENDS." - Lapin (11 Jul 2018 @ 04:07:18 AM UTC)

[oak iris]

thanks for the advice

[sly willow]

!level

[woven oriole]

Im back!

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[round mica]

!lvl

[round mica]

woo

[oak iris]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Micko#8003 aka Micko: ID: 343331513900859395 | Created: 05 Aug 2017 09:56:51 AM UTC | Joined: 03 Oct 2017 03:35:14 AM UTC | Join position: 1771 | word on the street: has used the internet before

[frank stag]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Stardust✨#1121 aka Cheese Wine(Stardust✨): ID: 598376807296794634 | Created: 10 Jul 2019 04:55:48 AM UTC | Joined: 31 Mar 2020 07:33:53 AM UTC | Join position: 52421 | word on the street: string.Empty

[past nexus]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for StayHype uwu#8223 aka Hazel: ID: 696215414954524753 | Created: 05 Apr 2020 04:31:29 AM UTC | Joined: 05 Apr 2020 04:57:22 AM UTC | Join position: 53270 | word on the street: i heard they liek mudkips

[merry compass]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1848] "i'm the fister" - toe (16 Apr 2018 @ 03:04:40 PM UTC)

@fiery fossil: decide if P.A.P. is gonna be athing (12h ago)

@bitter void: take your math class (8h ago)

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

Orville Wright was involved in the first aircraft accident. His passenger, a Frenchman, was killed.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

[frank stag]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[radiant grail]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[dense pagoda]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3581] "I will process you into soylent green" - goblin foz (13 Jun 2019 @ 07:19:19 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[royal rivet]

!lvl

[frank stag]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEEE

[half canyon]

New quote added by uberkwefty as #4564

[blazing mulch]

.quote 4564

[half canyon]

[#4564] "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEEE" - Stardust✨ (11 May 2020 @ 02:16:24 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

Nice

[frank stag]

lol

!lvl

[trail dragon]

!lvl

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#912] "
quit
end tell

[oak iris]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#853] "sakura games r the nbest storlying" - Anit (13 Nov 2017 @ 01:46:13 AM UTC)

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

.wuote

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2181] "bee i just got you so hard" - jogabogi (02 Jun 2018 @ 01:02:29 AM UTC)

[frank stag]

.quotr

.quorter

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3827] "celery stabbed my wife" - Crumbledore (02 Aug 2019 @ 03:10:27 AM UTC)

@real wharf: remind I in 10 seconds (10h ago)

[bitter void]

!lvl

[real wharf]

remind me in 10 hours to remind myself in 10 hours

[half canyon]

Sure thing, ARrowKNee (#1478457)

[real wharf]

!lvl

[bitter void]

remind me in 24 hours to die

[half canyon]

i think that reminder is set for past my bedtime... but I think you're special Yaramy so I'll do it, for you (#1478459)

[sly willow]

!level

[frank stag]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

Remind me in 8760 hours to get a life

[half canyon]

just for kicks i'm gonna use lunar cycles to time that one. let's see if I can pull it off (#1478538)

[night charm]

!lvl

[night charm]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[night charm]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 2010 XP

[bitter void]

!lvl

[neon furnace]

d

[frank stag]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 22430 XP

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 78430 XP

[bitter void]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 57210 XP

[round fern]

!lvl

!lvl

[shell vapor]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[bitter void]

wolfram 530/30

.wolfram 530/30

[half canyon]

53/3

[sly willow]

!level

[bitter void]

.wolfram 52/3

[half canyon]

52/3 (irreducible)

[bitter void]

.wolfram 54/3

[half canyon]

18

[wary stream]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 960 XP

[wary stream]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[wraith wagon]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[uneven dagger]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

.roll 20

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 18

[naive condor]

.roll 69 69

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 57 | 11

[naive condor]

hm

.roll 1000000

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 981651

[cursive forum]

Watch me get a 10

.roll 20

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 10

[fiery fossil]

nice

.roll 69

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 19

[naive condor]

.roll 69

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 50

[fiery fossil]

.roll 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[half canyon]

dude at least one of those is a bogus die or you rolled more than 20 of 'em. don't fuck with me man this is serious

[naive condor]

.roll 69420

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 15799

[cursive forum]

lmao

[fiery fossil]

.roll 111111111111111111

[half canyon]

dude at least one of those is a bogus die or you rolled more than 20 of 'em. don't fuck with me man this is serious

[naive condor]

.roll 667

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 650

[fiery fossil]

.roll 123456

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 56020

[naive condor]

.roll 666

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 272

[naive condor]

first one to get a 69 wins

.roll 100

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 34

[bitter void]

That's a weird sized dice

[cursive forum]

.roll 69

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 21

[naive condor]

.roll 80

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 68

[cursive forum]

.roll 69

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 12

[bitter void]

.roll 70

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 38

[naive condor]

NOOOOO

[cursive forum]

.roll 69

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 50

[bitter void]

.roll 70

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[cursive forum]

F

[naive condor]

.roll 80

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 57

[bitter void]

.quote @bitter void

[half canyon]

[#4551] "We broke uber gg" - Yaramy (11 May 2020 @ 02:01:09 AM UTC)

[naive condor]

.roll 120

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 60

[naive condor]

.roll 6969

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 4309

[cursive forum]

.roll 69

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 34