governors-mansion

[old kiln]

.birthday

[half canyon]

erm...set a birthday first, dummy... (.birthday set dd/mm | see .help birthday)

[old kiln]

.birthday set 15/05

[half canyon]

Your birthday has been set to May 15 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.

[blazing mulch]

.birthday set 07/05

[half canyon]

Your birthday has been set to May 7 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.

[blazing mulch]

.choose bull girl, harpy, phil, laurel crown

[half canyon]

laurel crown

[winter fulcrum]

.birthday set 10/05

[half canyon]

Your birthday has been set to May 10 🍰! Use .bday on to add a notification in a channel of your choosing.

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[frank stag]

Nice

!lvl

[left island]

.w

[half canyon]

either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

[left island]

.w Toronto

[half canyon]

Mostly Cloudy, 32F (0C) (273.15K) / feels like 23F (-5C) (268.15K) | High: 43F (6C) | Low: 29F (-2C) | Humidity: 65% | Wind: N @ 10.39mph (16.7km/h) | 5% chance of snow (Toronto (ON, Canada))

[upbeat spire]

.fortune

[half canyon]

If you permit yourself to read meanings into (rather than drawing meanings out of) the evidence, you can draw any conclusion you like. -- Michael Keith, "The Bar-Code Beast", The Skeptical Enquirer Vol 12 No 4 p 416

[upbeat spire]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[frank stag]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. -- Elbert Hubbard

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sweden has the least number of murders annually.

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

The "Dull Men's Hall of Fame" is located in Carroll, Wisconsin.

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[fleet fog]

.help

[half canyon]

homepage: https://ub3r-b0t.com | docs: https://ub3r-b0t.com/docs | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

[warm aurora]

.fact

[half canyon]

Camels chew in a figure 8 pattern.

[warm aurora]

!lvl

[ancient nacelle]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

ayyy

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The thyroid cartilage is more commonly known as the adams apple.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

[frank stag]

oh

.fact

[half canyon]

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

[frank stag]

fact

.fact

[half canyon]

“Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.

[frank stag]

.fortune

[half canyon]

"Is it really you, Fuzz, or is it Memorex, or is it radiation sickness?" -- Sonic Disruptors comics

[frank stag]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Cheese Wine#1121

aka Cheese Wine(Stardust✨)

ID

598376807296794634

created

Wed Jul 10 04:55:48 2019

joined

Tue Mar 31 07:33:53 2020

roles

Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Pixelsmith, Modder

[hearty wagon]

!lvl

[hearty wagon]

rho i'm coming for you

[proper kayak]

.weather

[half canyon]

Clear, 39F (4C) (277.15K) / feels like 35F (1C) (274.15K) | High: 45F (7C) | Low: 34F (1C) | Humidity: 50% | Wind: N @ 6.46mph (10.4km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (New York (NY, United States))

[proper kayak]

urgh

thats cold

[frank stag]

oof NY

.weather

[half canyon]

Clear, 57F (14C) (287.15K) | High: 79F (26C) | Low: 54F (12C) | Humidity: 65% | Wind: N @ 4.75mph (7.6km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Seattle (WA, United States))

[frank stag]

ew 70 degrees

[keen forge]

.weather

[half canyon]

either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

Camel’s have three eyelids.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The largest NFL stadium is the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Brimstone butterfly (Gonepterix rhamni) has the longest lifetime of the adult butterflies: 9-10 months.

[frank stag]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

[frank stag]

.qutoe

.quote

[half canyon]

[#664] "pours batter into hangys eyes" - Devan 👻 (01 Oct 2017 @ 03:42:47 PM UTC)

[frank stag]

!lvl

[eager echo]

!lvl

[dense pagoda]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

.fox

[half canyon]

http://randomfox.ca/images/82.jpg

[frank stag]

.fox

[half canyon]

http://randomfox.ca/images/12.jpg

[oak iris]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4009] "we are all gay for jesus on this blessed day 🙏" - Nanoodles (27 Oct 2019 @ 06:17:37 AM UTC)

[maiden peak]

yes, yes we are I suppose

.fact

[half canyon]

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.

[maiden peak]

that is too many pickle types

[icy arch]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The “save” icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."

[frank stag]

oh

ok then

[sharp pivot]

!lvl

[jaunty pike]

Where are my packages

[half canyon]

9261290980541963489302: TRANSIT: Shipment information sent to U.S. Postal Service @ 5/9/2020 10:09:00 AM | ETA: Tue May 12 2020 (unknown contents 😏)

[opaque harness]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are 1,792 steps in the Eiffel Tower

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour.

[maiden peak]

speedy nerves

[mystic moss]

Travel at the speed of nerves

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3546] "YO SHOUTOUT TO MY POO DRINKERS OUT THERE" - Andrew (04 Jun 2019 @ 05:42:09 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1954] "tag yourself i'm the silent ringtone" - Magically Clueless (08 May 2018 @ 05:10:21 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

Salt Lake City, Utah has a law against carrying an unwrapped ukulele on the street.

[blazing mulch]

.lvl

!lvl

[frank stag]

!userinfo @next citrus

[broken lily]

Sofi52#0155

ID

219888600299470848

created

Mon Aug 29 18:38:47 2016

joined

Thu Apr 9 15:11:28 2020

roles

Villager, Farmer

[blazing mulch]

.cowsay I like to go to the moooovies

.qp yes/no

.shibe

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/shibes/a7f2c0786b22501a7268573644421fc1d9cec352.jpg

[blazing mulch]

@blazing mulch I found a command for you

[frank stag]

!userinfo

[broken lily]

Stardust✨#1121

aka Cheese Wine(Stardust✨)

ID

598376807296794634

created

Wed Jul 10 04:55:48 2019

joined

Tue Mar 31 07:33:53 2020

roles

Villager, Farmer, Shepherd, Pixelsmith, Modder

[frank stag]

.shibe

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/shibes/9f1ab02e1127156ceacff71ca3ef294f0fee1b91.jpg

[frank stag]

Owo so cute

[blazing mulch]

.translate fr au revoir

[half canyon]

au revoir

[blazing mulch]

.translate en au revoir

[half canyon]

Good bye

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[valid cypress]

!lvl

[high ingot]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[high ingot]

!lvl

[final robin]

!lvl

[final robin]

wow did i really chat that much in here?

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[high ingot]

!lvl

[final hedge]

!lvl

[naive condor]

!lvl

[naive condor]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2007] "i want a body pillow that's like the michelin man but all the muscle bumps are titties" - Magically Clueless (17 May 2018 @ 05:11:47 AM UTC)

[naive condor]

o k

.quote

[half canyon]

[#487] "i summon my trap card, COOKIU MONSTERU!" - Sora (26 Feb 2017 @ 04:15:35 AM UTC)

[naive condor]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3832] "I tried wet wipes once and I gotta say wet butt feels very uncomfortable" - Bee (02 Aug 2019 @ 07:32:44 AM UTC)

[naive condor]

.quote @naive condor

[half canyon]

[#4522] "how does one quote tho" - Cool_Dude_1010 (09 May 2020 @ 05:31:47 AM UTC)

[naive condor]

.quote @naive condor

[half canyon]

[#4522] "how does one quote tho" - Cool_Dude_1010 (09 May 2020 @ 05:31:47 AM UTC)

[naive condor]

oh that’s it

ok

[frank stag]

.quote @frank stag

[half canyon]

[#4519] "james charles looks like that barbie doll i dropped in the toilet once" - Cheese Wine (08 May 2020 @ 11:52:12 PM UTC)

[limber otter]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[limber otter]

!lvl

[real wharf]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

Remind me in 10 minutes to look at convenient town

[half canyon]

i've waited my whole LIFE for you to ask, LenneDalben. so yes, the answer is yes I'll remind you!! (#1472449)

[timid vapor]

Thanks! Although it's weird you're being nice about it. You were pretty sarcastic just a few days ago lol

[half canyon]

@timid vapor: look at convenient town (10m ago)

[fleet fog]

!lvl

[naive condor]

.quote @naive condor

[half canyon]

[#4522] "how does one quote tho" - Cool_Dude_1010 (09 May 2020 @ 05:31:47 AM UTC)

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[final robin]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[drowsy stump]

!lvl

[hard topaz]

!lvl

[serene hemlock]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

.fortune

[half canyon]

The world really isn't any worse. It's just that the news coverage is so much better.

[maiden peak]

I was really looking for some quality motivation you know

[daring wigeon]

!lvl

[prisma ivy]

.fortune

[half canyon]

I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute -- where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic) how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishioners for whom to vote--where no church or church school is granted any public funds or political preference--and where no man is denied public office merely because his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or the people who might elect him. - from John F. Kennedy's address to the Greater Houston Ministerial Association September 12, 1960.

[prisma ivy]

If only.

[exotic gazelle]

sighs wistfully

[prisma ivy]

The good people are always killed, the bad get away with everything.

.fortune

[half canyon]

People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.

[valid cypress]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

.quote Thinkfast

[half canyon]

[#4366] "Do you ever take a crap and it hurts so FUCKING much?" - Thinkfast (27 Feb 2020 @ 12:17:18 PM UTC)

[frank stag]

yes i have

[mystic moss]

Seems like we have much in common

[frank stag]

nghh someone neeeds to shuffle the vc

[nimble kayak]

!patchsummary

[broken lily]

Can you do these steps to provide more info?

1. Load your save and view the content that should be patched.
2. Type patch summary directly into the SMAPI window and press enter.
3. Upload your SMAPI log to https://smapi.io/log (see instructions on that page).
4. Post the log link here.

[scenic sluice]

!lvl

[prisma ivy]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Do not think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.

[prisma ivy]

[hollow charm]

choose make food, order taco

ope

.choose make food, order taco

[half canyon]

order taco

[iron hedge]

!lvl

[red oyster]

!lvl

[last hamlet]

!lvl

[shell vapor]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[real wharf]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[icy socket]

.g Chelsea cut

[half canyon]

https://www.thelist.com/144951/haircuts-youll-regret-in-10-years/

[icy socket]

@solid forum chokes

[solid forum]

LMAO

[icy socket]

Rio

Rioooo

I don’t think this is what Ria got

[solid forum]

nope it's not

it's an undercut

[icy socket]

Unless @ornate zinc comfirms

That’s not a side cut but a back-of-the-head cut

[solid forum]

if it's just the one side and not the back, then it's an undercut

[ornate zinc]

i dont know the proper terms but its just the side!

like over the year and behind it

[solid forum]

alrighty o7

[ornate zinc]

i keep resisting the urge to expand it

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

Yesssss

[solid forum]

nice

[frank stag]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[prisma delta]

!lvl

[high ingot]

!lvl

[robust vortex]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

.fox

[half canyon]

http://randomfox.ca/images/99.jpg

[maiden peak]

.birb

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/birds/a3f1b413b458b5816d1cc03defa64ec9eeb7610f.jpg

[maiden peak]

ooh scary

.birb

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/birds/586a13cd7ed6d636245c6da20983fed2a18b0b01.jpg

[maiden peak]

aww, so gold

[mystic moss]

Cute

[fiery fossil]

uh

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

.fact

[half canyon]

In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.

[fiery fossil]

.fact

[half canyon]

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.

[fiery fossil]

.fact

[half canyon]

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

[fiery fossil]

.fact

[half canyon]

The human body is comprised of 80% water.

[maiden peak]

watery bois we are

[midnight current]

remind me in 1 hour 51 minutes to wait at mm

[half canyon]

I'll have you know Frozenmagicaster I am SO MUCH MORE than just a reminder bot. but fine. (#1473320)

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[compact iron]

.img bo

[half canyon]

https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/4FPHMST3XQI6RLCOIIPPOFSZEM.jpg

[compact iron]

.img yayyyy

[half canyon]

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/559a79c5e4b0892edc034fe1/1451677000579-93IVKKVHHMCHYMWHZJ28/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kNG2q6VyTQ5RBsZcIJgR2jgUqsxRUqqbr1mOJYKfIPR7LoDQ9mXPOjoJoqy81S2I8N_N4V1vUb5AoIIIbLZhVYxCRW4BPu10St3TBAUQYVKcisSnDXtSxVRweTHqO-xgZj10T6c9zcQX8WOaHxuEp4qpEAaJlMNL86qtD9wUx1EI/image-asset.png

[compact iron]

XD

.img Meme

[half canyon]

https://www.wbrc.com/resizer/ZBOPYrOOggKobpvrrIrfClObKaI=/1400x0/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-raycom.s3.amazonaws.com/public/BV7IA24BUZBBRCKTJE5XP6KPPQ.jpg

[compact iron]

wat

.img Meme again

[half canyon]

https://a.wattpad.com/cover/164800047-288-k790465.jpg

[compact iron]

.img memelord

[half canyon]

https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id=2258813594232279

[frank stag]

.shibe

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/shibes/85dd4d6cf289d03994d14632dee1bc844a7df9a6.jpg

[frank stag]

.shibe

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/shibes/5cb0cdf06a7adb73273ae1b46111e3051f38f74f.jpg

[frank stag]

.shibe

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/shibes/79ff5642fb2ed19a97ce6e667480ac128b072a66.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[royal rivet]

!lvl

[real wharf]

!lvl

[midnight current]

.timers

[half canyon]

1 timers open. 1473320: wait at mm (1h51m | 19m41s remaining)

[half canyon]

@midnight current: wait at mm (1h51m ago)

[midnight current]

remind me in 3 minutes to check again

[half canyon]

Will do, Frozenmagicaster (#1473507)

@midnight current: check again (3m ago)

[left remnant]

!lvl

[crude kraken]

!lvl

[midnight current]

remind me in 1 hour 45 minutes that mm has plant again

[half canyon]

my vcr is blinking 12:00 right now so if the reminder is delayed then....whoops (#1473542)

[royal rivet]

!lvl

[vocal field]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

[vocal field]

i want a new fact

.fact

[half canyon]

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

[vocal field]

what kind of person does this bot think i am

[royal rivet]

.fact

[half canyon]

It's illegal to spit on the sidewalk in Norfolk, Virginia.

[royal rivet]

.fact

[half canyon]

The largest NFL stadium is the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan.

[royal rivet]

.fact

[half canyon]

Your brain consumes 25 watts of power while you’re awake. This amount of energy is enough to illuminate a lightbulb.

[royal rivet]

look at all my wholesome facts lmao

[vocal field]

ill try one more time

.fact

[half canyon]

The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.

[vocal field]

ok acceptable

[royal rivet]

howd he get the job what

[vocal field]

probably back when people died at like 30 so he was practically middle aged lmao

[royal rivet]

fACTS

[real wharf]

!lvl

[real wharf]

.fact

[half canyon]

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

[normal spear]

.quote 4520

[half canyon]

[#4520] "I didn't join this server 4 years ago to be part of the community" - Crumbledore (09 May 2020 @ 01:07:04 AM UTC)

[shell vapor]

!lvl

[midnight current]

.timers

[half canyon]

1 timers open. 1473542: mm has plant again (1h45m | 31m23s remaining)

[inner thorn]

!lvl

[inner thorn]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[real wharf]

!fact

.fact

[half canyon]

Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.

[inner thorn]

wtf

!fact

.fact

[half canyon]

In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.

[past wing]

.claypool

[inner thorn]

.fact

[half canyon]

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

[inner thorn]

ew

.fact

[half canyon]

The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”

[inner thorn]

.fact

[half canyon]

Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.

[inner thorn]

wtf is wrong with the uk

[royal rivet]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!

[royal rivet]

i think they meant they die whilst putting the pants on

i dont think the death is related to the trousers themselves

[inner thorn]

ik

i read that correctly

but wtf

.fact

[half canyon]

Cher's last name was "Sarkissian." She changed it because no one could pronounce it.

[inner thorn]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Nullarbor Plain of Australia covers 100,000 square miles (160,900 km) without a tree.

[inner thorn]

.fact

[half canyon]

In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

[ruby orchid]

!lvl

[ruby orchid]

.roll d100

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 7 (7)

[ruby orchid]

.roll d20

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 1 (1)

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

[frank stag]

.roll d20

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 8 (8)

[frank stag]

.roll d20

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 7 (7)

[royal rivet]

.roll d20

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 6 (6)

[royal rivet]

.roll d20

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 8 (8)

[royal rivet]

.roll d20

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 18 (18)

[bold cosmos]

.fact

[half canyon]

Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland’s daughter, Ruth, not the baseball player.

[naive condor]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2381] "Krobos: wiggles like a wormy up Linus nostril" - Jillian (27 Jun 2018 @ 11:27:55 PM UTC)

[naive condor]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1995] "Zero will never be a hero" - BattleShout (15 May 2018 @ 12:51:06 PM UTC)

[naive condor]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3994] "je suis shitting my pantaloons" - Andrew (22 Oct 2019 @ 08:06:09 PM UTC)

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@midnight current: mm has plant again (1h45m ago)

[midnight current]

remind me in 1 hour 55 minute that 3 third times a charm

[half canyon]

Sure thing, Frozenmagicaster (#1473756)

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

ayyy

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[vocal field]

!lvl

[ruby orchid]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.

[ruby orchid]

.fact

[half canyon]

$203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.

[ruby orchid]

.fact

[half canyon]

The placement of a donkey's eyes in it’s' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

[ruby orchid]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[real wharf]

!lvl

[midnight current]

.timers

[half canyon]

1 timers open. 1473756: 3 third times a charm (1h55m | 33m25s remaining)

[dense pagoda]

!lvl

[final robin]

!lvl

[slender shore]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

'fact

.fact

[half canyon]

Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats.

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human head weighs about 8 pounds.

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[final robin]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[midnight current]

.timers

[half canyon]

1 timers open. 1473756: 3 third times a charm (1h55m | 9m5s remaining)

[midnight current]

remind me in 10 hour 45 minutes that attempt 4 or something at it

[half canyon]

.....ok..... (#1474015)

@midnight current: 3 third times a charm (1h55m ago)

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[stark garnet]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[midnight current]

.timers

[half canyon]

1 timers open. 1474015: attempt 4 or something at it (10h45m | 9h48m17s remaining)

[midnight current]

[brittle harbor]

!lvl

[midnight current]

.timers

[half canyon]

1 timers open. 1474015: attempt 4 or something at it (10h45m | 9h21m5s remaining)

[devout mesa]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[devout mesa]

!lvl

[uneven dagger]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl @west owl

[blazing mulch]

you are level 7

[west owl]

ah

thanks

[blazing mulch]

just !lvl to check for yourself

[west owl]

ye :)

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

$283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

[frank stag]

I KNEW THAT

!lvl

[midnight current]

remind me in 1 hour 10 minutes to try again

[half canyon]

For the lovely Frozenmagicaster? Why most certainly. (#1474273)

[midnight current]

<3

.timers

[half canyon]

2 timers open. 1474273: try again (1h10m | 1h9m53s remaining) 1474015: attempt 4 or something at it (10h45m | 7h46m26s remaining)

[midnight current]

.timer remove 1474015

[half canyon]

Timer deleted.

[mystic moss]

.fact

[half canyon]

Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

[vagrant geode]

Jeez what is this thing

.fact

[half canyon]

Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.

[frank stag]

.birb

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/birds/1df9221a525e09b95cfe6fb8d94dc5ddc40d2b52.jpg

[frank stag]

.shibe

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/shibes/e08798a497297443500c5c93b9e945b07c97fa90.jpg

[frank stag]

.fox

[half canyon]

http://randomfox.ca/images/38.jpg

[frank stag]

.cat

[half canyon]

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i6d5vkJO1qejbiro1_500.jpg

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1555] "the nut sandwich has been consumed. the ritual is complete" - feeblebeeble (23 Feb 2018 @ 07:01:18 AM UTC)

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3588] "$reply ^ Thanks for the report will take be watching" - Arphenion (16 Jun 2019 @ 06:37:44 AM UTC)

[frank stag]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1540] "toe bb u can eat me" - sleepyrice (20 Feb 2018 @ 10:40:24 PM UTC)

[cursive forum]

!lvl

[cursive forum]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3368] "egg me up inside" - carls (28 Mar 2019 @ 06:54:52 PM UTC)

[frank stag]

lmao what

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2680] "i get to fart on my fiance" - squishface (06 Aug 2018 @ 12:19:24 PM UTC)

[exotic gazelle]

2018 is a hell of a drug

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@midnight current: try again (1h10m ago)

[acoustic agate]

!lvl

[mystic moss]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

[upper hemlock]

!lvl

[acoustic agate]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[uneven dagger]

! lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[blazing mulch]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, badges, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, boat, cfr, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, puffer, reinstalldeps, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[blazing mulch]

!abigail

[broken lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!abigail

[broken lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!ask

[broken lily]

Feel free to ask your question or describe your issue here, and someone will help if they can :)

[blazing mulch]

!screenshot

[broken lily]

Can you take a screenshot of the issue and post it here? (See https://www.take-a-screenshot.org/ for help. You can paste or drop the screenshot directly into Discord to send it.)

[blazing mulch]

oh i don't have an issue

[high ingot]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[sturdy cedar]

!elliott

[broken lily]

https://i.imgur.com/5SA9SXX.jpg

[sturdy cedar]

UwU

[dense pagoda]

!lvl

[upbeat spire]

.fortune

[half canyon]

The Worst Bank Robbery In August 1975 three men were on their way in to rob the Royal Bank of Scotland at Rothesay, when they got stuck in the revolving doors. They had to be helped free by the staff and, after thanking everyone, sheepishly left the building. A few minutes later they returned and announced their intention of robbing the bank, but none of the staff believed them. When they demanded 5,000 pounds in cash, the head cashier laughed at them, convinced that it was a practical joke. Then one of the men jumped over the counter, but fell to the floor clutching his ankle. The other two tried to make their getaway, but got trapped in the revolving doors again.

[woven oriole]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.

[woven oriole]

.fortune

[half canyon]

I am not a politician and my other habits are also good. -- A. Ward

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[sly willow]

!level

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

Antarctica is the only continent that does not have land areas below sea level.

[frank stag]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat. -- Christopher Morley

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The mother of Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees" invented whiteout.

[frank stag]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

Neurons multiply at a rate 250,000 neurons per minute during early pregnancy.

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

Barbie's full name is "Babara Millicent Roberts."

[woven oriole]

.fact

[half canyon]

The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

I got this

!lvl

[past nexus]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

yup

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

Almost there

[real wharf]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl\

!lvl

[maiden peak]

.fax

.fox

[half canyon]

http://randomfox.ca/images/97.jpg

[maiden peak]

.fortune

[half canyon]

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

[past nexus]

!lvl

[past nexus]

o.o

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[royal rivet]

!lvl

[humble ibex]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2069] "so travelling across the whole US in 5 minutes is a risk im willing to take for my uterus" - Airy Chips (24 May 2018 @ 09:37:32 PM UTC)

[maiden peak]

is it

[tranquil violet]

.yt soul trailer

[half canyon]

Soul | Official Trailer - https://youtu.be/xOsLIiBStEs [ 9,766,888 views | 4.84 rating w/ 184,680 likes (6,168 dislikes) | Duration: 2m20s | Uploaded: 2020-03-12 by Pixar ]

[oak iris]

!lvl

[final robin]

!lvl

[normal spear]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[idle cypress]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[uneven dagger]

!lvl

[cursive tangle]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[normal spear]

!lvl

[real wharf]

!lvl

[tacit loom]

!lvl @merry thicket

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[pine remnant]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

all of us wanting to get Desperado for the nice color

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

I just got here to check qoi's level

lmao

20 more to go bbbb

^-^

!lvl

[plain warren]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[normal spear]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!rank

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[mystic moss]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

o

[frank stag]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

It's illegal to spit on the sidewalk in Norfolk, Virginia.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

There was once an undersea post office in the Bahamas.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.

[fiery fossil]

I'm gonna try the grape one

[maiden peak]

Have fun arcane

[compact iron]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

.fox

[half canyon]

http://randomfox.ca/images/37.jpg

[compact iron]

boi

[frank stag]

i need grapes damnit

[bitter void]

Petition to move event archive to the top of the misc list

I keep memory clicking mayors house

[frank stag]

remind me in 1460 hours to go buy som fucking grapes

[half canyon]

Will do, Stardust✨ (#1475315)

[bitter void]

.wolfram 1460/24

[half canyon]

365/6

[frank stag]

remind me in 1461 hours to go microwave the grapes

[half canyon]

lmao that's what you need a reminder for? yeah ok (#1475319)

[paper maple]

why are you microwaving grapes?

!lvl

[frank stag]

they explode

[bitter void]

remind me in 1 year does this work?

[half canyon]

ugh I was about to take a nap. but fine Yaramy I'll stay awake just for you (#1475321)

[bitter void]

oh neat

[maiden peak]

remind me in a 145 hours to pick the fish tank

[frank stag]

remind me in 87600 hours to take over this server with yaramy

[half canyon]

New quote added by Yaramy as #4536

[bitter void]

remind me in 87600 hours to read the message above

[half canyon]

lmao that's what you need a reminder for? yeah ok (#1475328)

[frank stag]

lol

[royal rivet]

!lvl

[slender apex]

!lvl

[slender apex]

huh

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[misty jewel]

!img danny

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[frank stag]

nice

[blazing mulch]

hehehehehhehehhe

!lvl

[red oyster]

.fc @tacit loom

[half canyon]

switch: 701609457700

[dusty violet]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl @blazing mulch

[blazing mulch]

nice

yee

[uneven dagger]

!lvl

[robust vortex]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl

[bitter void]

!lvl

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

Humphrey Bogart NEVER said “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca

[fast parrot]

!lvl

[valid cypress]

!lvl

!lvl

Uhhhh

.fact

[half canyon]

There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.

[valid cypress]

!level

A

[frank stag]

!lvl

[frank stag]

!lvl @valid cypress

huh

[bitter void]

👀

!lvl christicat09#4544

[bitter void]

!lvl

[maiden peak]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

[maiden peak]

good to know

[bitter void]

You saying "k" isn't a sentence?

[exotic gazelle]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

[topaz nymph]

Hahah

[maiden peak]

pfft

.birb

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/birds/98e26ea1035c861603231813d810606711e38ad4.jpg

[maiden peak]

edgy birb

.birb

[half canyon]

https://cdn.shibe.online/birds/e5dc67da72058727ce8e559135215cfc5ae65aa8.jpg

[maiden peak]

wow that eye scares me

[topaz nymph]

Its from naruto

.fact

[half canyon]

14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.

[topaz nymph]

Bet

Let's go guys

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[frank stag]

haha bat gay

[bitter void]

.fact

[frank stag]

WHAPJL

WHYY

[topaz nymph]

Haha penis

.fact

[half canyon]

98% of Japanese are cremated.

[topaz nymph]

Wow

Whos in the 2%

[frank stag]

the ones i ate

[fiery fossil]

Rip

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

The catfish has the most taste buds of all animals, having over 27,000 of them.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Beetham Tower cost over £150 million to build.

[topaz nymph]

The what tower

How much is that usf

Usd**

[valid cypress]

Finally lol

[unborn nest]

.wolfram 150 euros to dollars

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.

[topaz nymph]

HAHAHA

[valid cypress]

.fact

[half canyon]

Andorra, a tiny country between France & Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year.

[valid cypress]

.fact

[half canyon]

Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

Cats have over 100 vocal sounds; dogs only have 10.

[valid cypress]

.fact

[half canyon]

The word “maverick” came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

Illinois has the highest number of personalized license plates than any other state.

[valid cypress]

.fact

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[valid cypress]

.fact

[half canyon]

There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being.

[valid cypress]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

[valid cypress]

.fact

[half canyon]

Australian soldiers used the song "We're Off to See the Wizard" as a marching song in WWII.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[valid cypress]

.fact

[topaz nymph]

Fuck you

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.

[frank stag]

.fact

[half canyon]

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

Butterflies and insects have their skeletons on the outside of their bodies, called the exoskeleton. This protects the insect and keeps water inside their bodies so they don’t dry out.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

[topaz nymph]

Im not contributing

[bitter void]

same

.fact

[half canyon]

A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.

[bitter void]

a man a plan a canal panama

.fact

[half canyon]

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

[real wharf]

!lvl

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”

[bitter void]

what

[topaz nymph]

Fact 9/11 was an inside job

[copper flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

[bitter void]

Inside a plane yes

.fact

[half canyon]

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

[copper flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

[topaz nymph]

.fact

[half canyon]

“Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

[bitter void]

.weather rome america

[half canyon]

Clear, 71F (22C) (295.15K) | High: 72F (22C) | Low: 35F (2C) | Humidity: 30% | Wind: N @ 6.99mph (11.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Rome (GA, United States))

[bitter void]

.weather rome africa

[half canyon]

Partly Cloudy, 64F (18C) (291.15K) | High: 80F (27C) | Low: 56F (14C) | Humidity: 53% | Wind: N @ 3.95mph (6.4km/h) | 1% chance of rain (26 (Lazio, Italy))

[topaz nymph]

.weather hell

[half canyon]

Drizzle, 51F (11C) (284.15K) / feels like 52F (11C) (284.15K) | High: 58F (15C) | Low: 38F (3C) | Humidity: 77% | Wind: N @ 9.82mph (15.8km/h) | 85% chance of rain (Hell (MI, United States))

[bitter void]

lmao

[topaz nymph]

Lol

[copper flame]

xD

[real wharf]

.weather cockisland

[half canyon]

Clear, 67F (19C) (292.15K) | High: 68F (20C) | Low: 42F (6C) | Humidity: 34% | Wind: N @ 10.61mph (17.1km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (606 (VA, United States))

[topaz nymph]

.weather stardew valley

[half canyon]

I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]

[bitter void]

rip

[topaz nymph]

Aw

F

[bitter void]

.weather zuzu city

[half canyon]

Clear, 96F (35C) (308.15K) | High: 100F (38C) | Low: 80F (27C) | Humidity: 14% | Wind: N @ 3.23mph (5.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (6850 (AZ, United States))

[bitter void]

[topaz nymph]

.weather oblivion

[half canyon]

Clear, 75F (24C) (297.15K) | High: 76F (25C) | Low: 50F (10C) | Humidity: 38% | Wind: N @ 9.38mph (15.1km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Ste#113 (TX, United States))

[topaz nymph]

Wow

[copper flame]

:L

.fact

[half canyon]

In every episode of “Seinfeld” there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.