#governors-mansion
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Remind me in 6 hours to upload mods
You bet, Rose_ (#1459197)
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.fortune
One Bell System - it used to work before they installed the Dimension!
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[#3822] "someone hold me back before i smack a bitch" - toe (30 Jul 2019 @ 02:03:50 PM UTC)
you okay there toe?
@bitter void: join your online class (10h ago)
aaaaAaaAA
go get 'em
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.fortune
Truth has always been found to promote the best interests of mankind... -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
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[#1222] "Nothing is ever Battle's fault" - ZeroGravitas (17 Jan 2018 @ 11:36:31 PM UTC)
Hey that's the terraria dude
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[#1974] "ay i got ur chinese noods right here" - sleepyrice (12 May 2018 @ 06:13:48 AM UTC)
snappy repartee: What you'd say if you had another chance.
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[#3057] "We can do a lot of things with our mouth tho" - ashthetrouble (06 Nov 2018 @ 11:56:02 PM UTC)
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[#1127] "sorry, I was too preocupied listening to justin beiber" - Webxro (01 Jan 2018 @ 09:06:27 AM UTC)
2018 was a lawless anarchyb huh
@arctic cargo: upload mods (6h ago)
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[#2355] "it's called character development karen." - Lapin (21 Jun 2018 @ 04:15:27 AM UTC)
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UserInfo for sleepyrice#1671 aka rice๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ: ID: 223573502857445377 | Created: 08 Sep 2016 10:41:16 PM UTC | Joined: 02 Oct 2016 11:38:06 PM UTC | Join position: 321 | word on the street: requires water to surive. weak
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#1671
!userinfo sleepyrice#1671
wow
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.userinfo sleepyrice#1671
User not found. Try a direct mention.
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[#3533] "but gabe how else am i supposed to be cute while fighting crime and seducing people into giving me their credit card information" - Airy Chips (27 May 2019 @ 02:30:42 AM UTC)
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UserInfo for Nixy#0979 aka Nixy Mixy: ID: 418236400220110859 | Created: 28 Feb 2018 02:42:08 AM UTC | Joined: 25 Aug 2019 02:31:51 AM UTC | Join position: 30305 | word on the street: has probably never had a pet tarantula
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.fox
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okay I'll stop now
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[#2967] "yes i appreciated the times uve praised me" - toe (05 Oct 2018 @ 03:50:48 PM UTC)
Toe ๐๐ฟ
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.fox
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[#92] "Stay golden Ponyboy, stay golden" - Golden ()
aww yeah, the outsiders
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
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!pierre
Oh hey. You can check levels here, huh?
Indeed
Nice
That's very odd. By not posting for nearly a week I've gone from rank 196 to that??
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Oi nearly there
Woot. Lv 4. Not too shabby.
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I keep thinking you're much higher up, GenderDragon. I think it's the orange name.
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Did they not have enough boosts?
Aha yeah I didnโt talk much until a few weeks ago

@blazing mulch I suggest reading #445729591533764620 , same with you @brittle harbor if you guys havenโt already
How can i be Rank 285? I thought there are a lot of people on with server with a higher level?
I have ๐
then why u surprised with the puffer server LOL
Generally William, most members join but barely talk. So it's surprisingly easy to gain ranks.
Ah. Thx for the answer. I just thought for a moment i might be rank 285 of the people currently online^^ยด
Just by saying hi for the first time you probably went up like 50-100.
And not overall-
Forgot bout it tbh
But its fun to talk with people on this server^^
And especially that I don't have nitro it doesn't occur to me @lament tapir
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been slacking
Mood
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oh wow!
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cmon uber
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Nice
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wow
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49800 people are below a bot
oh damn
56k*
grats on farmer bouncer
lol
Aw it doesnt work on gus and leah
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I've never seen it talk tho 
Yeah
because its a modbot of course
fair
it only talks to us
possessive much 
#setbouncerfree
#setbouncerfree
freedom for bouncer
never
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i forgot we didnt add !userinfo back to governor
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UserInfo for Rocketfig#7730 aka ๐ yow :) ๐: ID: 264234455252729856 | Created: 30 Dec 2016 03:33:23 AM UTC | Joined: 25 May 2018 06:05:56 AM UTC | Join position: 6496 | word on the street: owns a coat
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... Yes. I do exist.
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[#378] "the piss comes from within ur heart" - magic (11 Jan 2017 @ 09:02:42 PM UTC)
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
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You have 7490 XP
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hey buttmunch remind me in 6 hours to game
Goddammit, fine, Crunch (#1462107)
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[#690] " named meme" - mechapie (05 Oct 2017 @ 01:40:45 AM UTC)
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[#3266] "if u rub ur eyes with pee hands do you die" - Andrew (26 Jan 2019 @ 11:03:00 AM UTC)
I dunno, do you die?
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.fortune
Government's Law: There is an exception to all laws.
a very timely fortune huh. fcking government.
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Paranoid Club meeting this Friday. Now ... just try to find out where!
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.quote @blazing mulch
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
.quote Thinkfast
[#4332] "DEUS VULT LOSERS" - Thinkfast (16 Feb 2020 @ 03:34:02 PM UTC)
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[#4369] ".I am a kawaii waifu 17 y/o irl" - Thinkfast (27 Feb 2020 @ 10:24:58 PM UTC)
[#4369] ".I am a kawaii waifu 17 y/o irl" - Thinkfast (27 Feb 2020 @ 10:24:58 PM UTC)
.quote slicc
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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[#3915] "id do olivia" - slice (03 Sep 2019 @ 11:29:13 AM UTC)
Who's Olivia
same question
SVE
that solves that. thank you
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[#3971] "if i can swallow in one go, i prefer doing that" - Ichan (03 Oct 2019 @ 02:06:48 PM UTC)
Hehe
OMG LMAO
Lewd boye
hey, i was talking about mini-donuts at the time
and not... something else
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[#3915] "id do olivia" - slice (03 Sep 2019 @ 11:29:13 AM UTC)
aww, what?
Do Olivia twice
is that the only one?
[#4326] "LEWD" - Thinkfast (14 Feb 2020 @ 02:42:29 PM UTC)
truly a quote for the ages
huh
[#4503] "vore and dad jokes, interesting combo" - Oterion (03 May 2020 @ 10:40:56 AM UTC)
that's from yesterday, boo
yes, yes it is
it is an interesting combo
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well not actually yesterday, but close enough
damn quarantine messing with my sense of time
Yeah man
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come on gimme something older, preferably that i don't remember and am vaguely disgusted by
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[#313] "oh that is foul" - Oterion (16 Dec 2016 @ 05:10:43 PM UTC)
... why was that quoted?
https://discordapp.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512/259366624786776064 i was whinging about coriander? ok?
if it was cilantro that would be acceptable
hmmmmmmmmm
.8ball tell me, do you eat bread?
Computer says no.
.birb
.8ball are you going to kill us all
Ya never know...
Sentient AI
you trying to figure something out nixy, or just messing around?
scary
you'll never know
Perhaps both
perhaps
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[#4227] "Snow is nature's cocaine" - Thinkfast (25 Jan 2020 @ 09:17:56 PM UTC)
lmao what
is it?
It's white and almost dust like so I guess
not surprised if it is
Not sure
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eh birb is good enough
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aw, it is smol birb
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
Holy CRAP yes
fine
.8ball should i stop doing this
Signs point to yes
sigh
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Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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Where are my packages
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In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
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The only capital letter in the Roman alphabet with exactly one end point is P.
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Many butterflies can taste with their feet to find out whether the leaf they sit on is good to lay eggs on to be their caterpillars' food or not.
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So close
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The name Jeep comes from โGPโ, the army abbreviation for General Purpose.
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You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
9 million cakes
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Peter Falk, who played "Columbo," has a glass eye.
i-i did not need to know that
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when there's only 134 people between level 61 and level 452
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The grind continues
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The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was Candace Bergen.
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Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.
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In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
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Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
i already kew that
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.8ball tell me, dear ub3r, are you alive?
If it is satisfactory to all parties involved...then aw hell yeah 8]
Expect the unexpected
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Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
O.o
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There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
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The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver."
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There are 240 dots on an arcade Pac-Man game
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
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You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
damn
Time to eat
Stamp lick
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The mother of Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees" invented whiteout.
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You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
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A โ2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
Jim Henson first coined the word โMuppetโ. It is a combination of โmarionetteโ and โpuppet.โ
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The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day
ew
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Anne Boleyn, Queen Elizabeth I's mother, had six fingers on one hand.
i didnt need to know thattt
In France, a five year old child can buy an alcoholic drink in a bar
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$203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
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Sharkskin has tiny tooth-like scales all over.
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The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
My pencils usually last a page and get lost
yall use penils
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The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
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There are more than 40,000 characters in the Chinese script.
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Sherlock Holmes NEVER said โElementary, my dear Watsonโ
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Almonds are a member of the peach family.
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Representations of butterflies are seen in Egyptian frescoes at Thebes, which are 3,500 years old.
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Nepal is the only country that doesnโt have a rectangular flag.
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@proper kayak: game (6h ago)
hey that actually worked
Remind me in an hour to go suffer
DUDE!! Hell YEAH i can do that (#1463161)
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โLassieโ was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.
i already knew that owo
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Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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They NEVER said โBeam me up, Scottyโ on Star Trek.
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Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
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Governor > Zaph
@frank stag: go suffer (1h ago)
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what??
He apparently said mp bug 356 times
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grumbles, mutters some vulgarities about humans...Nixy in particular... fiiiine. (#1463400)
thank you so very much
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@maiden peak: drink water (40m ago)
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UserInfo for Oblivion_Walker#8524 aka Oblivion: ID: 271417884738191361 | Created: 18 Jan 2017 11:17:46 PM UTC | Joined: 13 Jul 2019 11:38:23 PM UTC | Join position: 27363 | word on the street: has never used the internet before
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UserInfo for LenneDalben#5763: ID: 176508491672846336 | Created: 02 May 2016 01:41:43 AM UTC | Joined: 31 Dec 2019 07:30:05 PM UTC | Join position: 41507 | word on the street: has a rockin avatar
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You have 540 XP
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UserInfo for aquova#3862 aka eccova: ID: 254640676233412610 | Created: 03 Dec 2016 04:11:08 PM UTC | Joined: 20 Feb 2017 03:24:19 AM UTC | Join position: 703 | word on the street: lives in a van down by the river
tf is this
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Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
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oof
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UserInfo for Cheese Wine#1121 aka Cheese Wine(Stardustโจ): ID: 598376807296794634 | Created: 10 Jul 2019 04:55:48 AM UTC | Joined: 31 Mar 2020 07:33:53 AM UTC | Join position: 52810 | word on the street: statistically speaking is probably not swedish. if that is untrue, congratulations, you've won today's random Anomaly in Swedish Statistics award
i am not swedish
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UserInfo for ke l l y#6881: ID: 479682235151286274 | Created: 16 Aug 2018 04:05:56 PM UTC | Joined: 05 Dec 2019 09:14:15 PM UTC | Join position: 38093 | word on the street: lives no more than like 12,450 miles from me. we're like best buds.
oh?
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UserInfo for Hori#6100 aka Hori bunbun: ID: 501947154152030208 | Created: 17 Oct 2018 02:38:47 AM UTC | Joined: 07 Apr 2020 09:55:56 PM UTC | Join position: 54062 | word on the street: knows the name of at least one pokรฉmon.
HORI NAME A POKEMON
YES
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The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
hmm
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Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.
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Arizona was the last of the 48 adjoining continental states to enter the Union.
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Many butterflies can taste with their feet to find out whether the leaf they sit on is good to lay eggs on to be their caterpillars' food or not.
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remind me in 12 hours to start thinking about project fire force
But of course, dear Arcane (#1463859)
remind me in 3 hours to play the fucking game
don't you have like a cell phone or something Cheese Wine? it can do the same goddamn thing and then I can be lazy. but okay, I'm on it. (#1463861)
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The Automated Teller Machine (ATM) was introduced in England in 1965.
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The placement of a donkey's eyes in itโs' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
ew
.img clair aoki
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Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.
nice
Uwu
owo
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Remind me in 2 hours to start that english assignment that was due at 8
[remember what they said in anger management...deep breaths...] YES I WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO ASSIST (#1464119)
Damn ubet
lol
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Remind me in 9 hours to send that text
uhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah k i'll probably remember (#1464151)
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.choose amine, gam
gam
Remind me in 10 hours to take allergy medicine
lmao that's what you need a reminder for? yeah ok (#1464214)
@frank stag: play the fucking game (3h ago)
thanks
Remind me in 3 minutes that it is done
mmmmmmmmmmm I'll think about it (#1464275)
@midnight current: it is done (3m ago)
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!log
Can you upload your SMAPI log to https://smapi.io/log (see instructions on that page) and share the link here?
!smapi
SMAPI (https://smapi.io/) is the mod loader for Stardew Valley. It loads mods into the game, provides APIs for mods to use, intercepts errors, and backs up your save files automatically.
!screenshot
Can you take a screenshot of the issue and post it here? (See https://www.take-a-screenshot.org/ for help. You can paste or drop the screenshot directly into Discord to send it.)
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remind me in 34 hours to do the homework I delayed the entire quarantine
NO. FUCK YOU. NOT GON-- screw it. Consider it done, Yaramy. (#1464325)
Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
.fortune
There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering. -- Cato
remind me in 2 hours to read my 40 tabs of fanfiction
I'm on it, chief. (#1464341)
@fiery fossil: start that english assignment that was due at 8 (2h ago)
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remind me in 10 seconds to give you levels
yees
uber seems to have stopped gaining xp
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oh noes
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@frank stag: read your 40 tabs of fanfiction (2h ago)

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[#3409] "hrrrng, Im trying to sneak into the rose garden, but im dummy thicc, and the clapping of my honeybuns keeps alerting the guards" - Bee (14 Apr 2019 @ 12:32:28 PM UTC)
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You have 16230 XP
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[#2269] "ร lรถvรจ whรชรฑ mฤล hรขvรซ รกรงฤรฉรฑts" - MOETECHMO (07 Jun 2018 @ 04:41:38 PM UTC)
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!xp
You have 4690 XP
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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You have 4690 XP
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If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better, and (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health. -- Sir Peter Medawar, The Art of the Soluble
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White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
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!xp
You have 20 XP
!userinfo mats
!lvl
!ranks
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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.userinfo
UserInfo for mats#7659: ID: 338198050717827077 | Created: 22 Jul 2017 05:58:18 AM UTC | Joined: 29 Dec 2018 12:05:17 PM UTC | Join position: 13413 | word on the street: has probably never had a pet tarantula
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@timid vapor: send that text (9h ago)
Thank you! Almost forgot :)
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@fiery fossil: start thinking about project fire force (12h ago)
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@timid vapor: take allergy medicine (10h ago)
Already did :)
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oopascoop
@jaunty pike: an upsdate! TRANSIT: In transit Troy @ 5/7/2020 11:30:31 AM | ETA: Mon May 11 2020 [unknown contents ๐]
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!xp
You have 250 XP
!ranks
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
!lvl
!lvl
!xp
You have 64660 XP
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!list
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!sdv
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!xp
You have 440 XP
Remind me in an hour to die doing RS
i think that reminder is set for past my bedtime... but I think you're special Nixy so I'll do it, for you (#1465774)
Yay, I'm special