#governors-mansion
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!level @still veldt
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@earnest plank has earned Elliott 3!
@vapid fiber has earned Demetrius 1!
@polar spruce has earned Wood Mallet!
@winter fulcrum has earned Harvey 1!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Wind Spire!
toe#2186 has earned Clint 4!
BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Maru 3!
@twilit carbon has earned Steel Smallsword!
@pallid notch has earned Harvey 2!
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@limpid basalt has earned Marnie 4!
ItsLiana#6918 has earned Amaranth!
Airy Chips#0214 has earned TinySpaceFox's Summer Badge!
@devout aurora has earned Kudgel!
@rotund forum has earned Penny 3!
@rough cosmos has earned Sheep!
@clear needle has earned Linus 1!
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.fact
The six official languages of the U.N. are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
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[#177706] "Jade arrives back to find an empty hole in the ground: "well, shit"" - ZeroGravitas (Mar 19 2018 @ 12:17:07 UTC)
@tacit lance has earned Hops!
!level
@red oyster has earned Leah 3!
@devout aurora has earned Void Chicken!
Fantastic!#8340 has earned Steel Pickaxe!
oabv#7888 has earned Starfruit!
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Emily 3!
@serene hemlock has earned Parsnip!
@autumn canopy has earned Gnome's Cap!
@red edge has earned White Chick!
@gleaming kite has earned Iridium Hoe!
@gleaming kite has earned Villager Badge!
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[#20525] "i love my satan baby <3" - fletcher
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[#117899] "Nerd is love... Nerd is life." - Pheasible (Oct 12 2017 @ 02:50:16 UTC)
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[#91876] "smh" - kades (Jul 21 2017 @ 02:28:43 UTC)
@orchid marsh has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
sleep
.choose sleep, no sleep
no sleep
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!level
@inner lion has earned Villager Badge!
@inner lion has earned Gus 3!
@rotund forum has earned Rabbit!
Zaph#8535 has earned Glacierfish!
@long prism has earned Alex 1!
@white terrace has earned Abigail 2!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Rusty Sword!
@oak spire has earned Herring!
@oak spire has earned Villager Badge!
@serene cipher has earned Grape!
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ఠ_ఠ#0001 has earned Iridium Pickaxe!
@ashen island has earned Snail!
@red oyster has earned Rhubarb!
@warm willow has earned Shad!
@serene hemlock has earned Crayfish!
@tame sage has earned Brown Chick!
@long prism has earned Kudgel!
@jaunty pike an upsdate! Departed USPS Regional Origin Facility | Location: SAN FRANCISCO CA DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 4:43 pm April 27, 2018
!level
.choose nuzlocke, no nuzlocke, nuzlocke, nuzlocke, nuzlocke, nuzlocke
nuzlocke
close one
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@split shale has earned Adventurer Badge!
@serene cipher has earned Seb's Lost Mace!
Where are my packages?
Currently tracking: 9449011699000130408921: Departed USPS Regional Destination Facility | Location: SEATTLE WA NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 7:11 am April 27, 2018 () | 9405511899223950878500: Departed USPS Regional Origin Facility | Location: SAN FRANCISCO CA DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 4:43 pm April 27, 2018 ()
Where are my packages?
I'm...I'm so sorry loudesguy :( You have no packages :((
@lilac swift has earned Ancient Fruit!
@nova marten has earned Dizzy Badge!
@spark star has earned Carp!
@indigo tundra has earned Gus 4!
Airy Chips#0214 has earned Gold Hoe!
@devout aurora has earned Haley 1!
@frigid hare has earned Red Snapper!
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[#38825] "Like holy fuck can this game get any harder?" - Niji (Jan 14 2017 @ 03:17:07 UTC)
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[#158476] "im a slut for special effects" - Airy Chips (Jan 30 2018 @ 08:54:42 UTC)
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[#9897] "I know nobody haha, I'm 29 year old playing Pokemon" - Spaz
@void sleet has earned Elliott 4!
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!level
My level is literally 1/10 of yours
[#158498] "Cut your own damn tree you lazy millennial" - Rin Spacey (Jan 30 2018 @ 16:09:14 UTC)
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[#110596] "sex is like playing spades.... if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand" - Hangy (Sep 13 2017 @ 19:34:15 UTC)
[#119752] "I love roblox rp 😩" - yaboi (Oct 19 2017 @ 01:48:35 UTC)
!level
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[#116550] "WTF" - FanDidlyTastic (Oct 7 2017 @ 11:27:02 UTC)
@blazing mulch has earned Cutlass!
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[#154629] "as a californian im obligated to shove as many avocados in my body as possible" - feeblebeeble (Jan 20 2018 @ 01:03:05 UTC)
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[#19839] "Adding your own quotes JustVaderThings" - Chebbuny
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[#118288] ":blobsad:" - Verrors (Oct 13 2017 @ 14:57:55 UTC)
@brazen ingot has earned Templar's Blade!
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[#30259] "..." - kris (Dec 4 2016 @ 23:19:36 UTC)
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[#113830] "Penis" - Rin Spacey (Sep 25 2017 @ 14:24:32 UTC)
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[#178692] "Back it up on this ddddddddd" - lo666 (Mar 22 2018 @ 03:15:21 UTC)
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[#125253] "deceased people ate my neighbors" - Magically Clueless (Nov 7 2017 @ 00:39:08 UTC)
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[#91623] "we need to start quoting more" - eemie (Jul 20 2017 @ 13:03:10 UTC)
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sleepyrice#1671 has earned Catfish!
@torpid crescent has earned Morris 1!
@blazing mulch has earned Caroline 2!
jogabogi#1853 has earned Void Chick!
ItsLiana#6918 has earned The Arphenion Badge!
@dire vigil has earned Cauliflower!
@dire vigil has earned Villager Badge!
@brisk oxide has earned Albacore!
@ashen island has earned Linus 2!
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@shell vapor has earned Harvey 3!
@maiden flare has earned Bear-In-The-Air Badge!
f4iTh#9810 has earned Good Ol' Cap!
@rotund forum has earned Caroline 1!
@serene shuttle has earned Crab!
@serene shuttle has earned Villager Badge!
@sterile vigil has earned Kent 3!
@peak wing has earned Penny 1!
@proper arrow has earned Melon!
@blazing mulch has earned Plum Chapeau!
@void sleet has earned Rapier!
.g can cats have doritos
Entoarox#0580 has earned Sam 1!
good question arph
ఠ_ఠ#0001 has earned Vincent 1!
jev#7864 has earned Gibstack's Summer Badge!
@tall aspen has earned Gold Hoe!
@misty jewel has earned SuperMaronda64 Badge!
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Arutha#1126 has earned Potato!
@serene hemlock has earned Bouncer 1!
@placid storm has earned Pumpkin!
@brisk oxide has earned Vincent 4!
Zaph#8535 has earned Baby Pig!
@elder vault has earned The ConcernedApe Badge!
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Wizard 2!
@oblique frost has earned Holy Blade!
Overlord_Odin#7248 has earned Baby Brown Cow!
@misty jewel has earned Jas 1!
!ranks
Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
😂 Thank but I was thinking of level xD
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Appreciate it though
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Aero#1583 has earned Top Hat!
@placid storm has earned Henchman 3!
@blazing mulch has earned Wooden Blade!
@indigo tundra has earned Chicken Mask!
@static iris has earned George 1!
@dire vigil has earned Squid!
Arphenion#0001 has earned Red Snapper!
@void sleet has earned Clint 3!
Zaph#8535 has earned Pam 4!
@restive raven has earned Morris 2!
@icy mural has earned Adventurer Badge!
@oblique frost has earned Demetrius 4!
@static iris has earned The Anjakwaku Badge!
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[#159823] "yes i love smearing printer toner on my face" - sleepyrice (Feb 3 2018 @ 03:38:59 UTC)
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[#156965] "spread the mayo on ur butt" - foztic (Jan 26 2018 @ 01:27:30 UTC)
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[#190226] "They say you get an excellent rest when you die" - whenthesungoesblack (Apr 22 2018 @ 23:32:53 UTC)
@dire vigil has earned Jas 4!
@jaunty pike has earned Earmuffs!
@placid storm has earned Governor 2!
Cat#2506 has earned Pam 2!
ఠ_ఠ#0001 has earned Carp!
where are my packages
Currently tracking: 9449011699000130408921: Departed USPS Regional Destination Facility | Location: SEATTLE WA NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 7:11 am April 27, 2018 () | 9405511899223950878500: Departed USPS Regional Origin Facility | Location: SAN FRANCISCO CA DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 4:43 pm April 27, 2018 ()
@broken lantern has earned Shrimp!
!level
@sullen prism has earned Elliott 4!
Zaph#8535 has earned Albacore!
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Clint 4!
!notifications collectibles
!notifications collectibles
(its collectables)
@blazing mulch Collectable badge notifications now OFF.
(ur welcome)
(now im going to sleep, everyone in my house is asleep its why im whispering)
(goodnight then)
(thank you)
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@placid storm has earned Baby Sheep!
@void sleet has earned Baby Brown Cow!
@serene hemlock has earned Alex 3!
Zaph#8535 has earned Hard Hat!
@placid storm has earned Brown Chick!
@misty jewel has earned Cat!
@rough acorn has earned Magic's Summer Badge!
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[#19935] "i love shane" - saltman
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[#117053] "thats not how acronyms work iris. thats not how any of this works at all" - eemie (Oct 9 2017 @ 13:49:40 UTC)
Lmao
Potato#5266 has earned Summer Spangle!
oh yea, I was there when that happened, fun time
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[#16203] "So much quoting O_O" - SSLegend99
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[#42882] "everything is going to be daijobu" - femi (Jan 31 2017 @ 03:56:10 UTC)
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[#38784] "I get it. Cause Pierre is a cuck." - Raynu (Jan 14 2017 @ 00:15:26 UTC)

Omg
How did that get through the bot filter
Ayy
summon a Jumino to fix it @jaunty pike
hehe, I know for a fact that the C-word gets filtered 
there is more than one c word
there are like 3 that can be bad depending on the circumstance
@jovial carbon has earned Steel Smallsword!
.quote Aero
[#156972] "mostly limited by the number of people i can lure into my basement" - Aero (Jan 26 2018 @ 01:46:15 UTC)
makes sense
.quote Bee
[#26254] "Indian Jones is that you" - Bee (Nov 15 2016 @ 23:20:21 UTC)

[#126639] "we are all racists on this server" - Webxro (Nov 11 2017 @ 18:26:57 UTC)
WHOMST THIS IMPOSTER
WOWO
smh at ppl taking my quotes out of context
"out of context"
Oh my
"people"
.quote @devout aurora
[#190823] "No farts, only toots" - SirLeedle (Apr 24 2018 @ 19:04:44 UTC)
.quote @jaunty pike
[#177251] "At most my butt hurts" - FanDidlyTastic (Mar 18 2018 @ 11:54:44 UTC)
so recent
yea, and it made sense when he said it
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[#144594] "eemie is a wine mom" - Rin Spacey (Dec 31 2017 @ 20:08:34 UTC)
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I only need like 8 collectables and get them all
no
50 
i don't believe
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yeap, I am a loyal server memeber
64 earnables 
earn more
yea, only 64, evil admins don't want to give me theirs
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[#104076] "And here I am slurping it like a tool" - Fan (Aug 24 2017 @ 04:40:04 UTC)
SLURP
[#156654] "My real wife can get bent, I want this 2D android" - BattleShout (Jan 25 2018 @ 04:01:30 UTC)
[#159996] "my favorite word is pzza" - ButtSnoot (Feb 3 2018 @ 21:13:55 UTC)
it is
@unique vapor has earned Dinosaur!
@unique vapor has earned Villager Badge!
@devout aurora has earned Chicken Mask!
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Nice.
@misty jewel has earned Steel Hoe!
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[#157005] "I am ALL dining on poop on this blessed day" - Nano (Jan 26 2018 @ 03:15:14 UTC)

fun times
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[#156724] "did u guys know that the colour of ur nipples is also the most complimentary lip colour so . if ur buying lipstick whip ur nips out" - tittysprinkles (Jan 25 2018 @ 07:59:21 UTC)
[#158202] "WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LESBIAN STAND" - Crumbledore (Jan 29 2018 @ 18:48:07 UTC)
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[#167402] "battle vored her" - feeblebeeble (Feb 22 2018 @ 19:25:04 UTC)
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[#189315] "I'm going to walk through an alien ship naked" - Brohamir (Apr 20 2018 @ 01:25:21 UTC)
yeap, that sounds like something willow would say
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[#182301] "bye titty" - Magically Clueless (Apr 1 2018 @ 00:50:06 UTC)
[#157881] "get the D in" - sleepyrice (Jan 28 2018 @ 23:29:19 UTC)
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[#125507] "Are you gonna spank me harder Golden Daddy¿" - FanDidlyTastic (Nov 8 2017 @ 00:23:39 UTC)
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[#116579] "gay pastel aliens" - Crumbledore (Oct 7 2017 @ 16:56:23 UTC)
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[#27468] "don't quote me on aything I say" - Bear (Nov 21 2016 @ 17:07:24 UTC)
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[#171717] "vibrates" - Lapin (Mar 4 2018 @ 14:05:16 UTC)
[#151480] "🇩 🅾 🆖" - sleepyrice (Jan 11 2018 @ 23:53:32 UTC)
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[#132072] "you're married gtfo" - sleepyrice (Nov 27 2017 @ 18:03:33 UTC)
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[#123930] "check ur butt" - Magically Clueless (Nov 2 2017 @ 19:41:54 UTC)
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[#132068] "a couple times a week this channel just looses all sense of purpose and meaning and everyone is just throwing random phrases and shit out there like we're all screaming into the void or something" - tittysprinkles (Nov 27 2017 @ 17:45:58 UTC)
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[#159996] "my favorite word is pzza" - ButtSnoot (Feb 3 2018 @ 21:13:55 UTC)
[#137683] "then hi future magic who is maybe reading this" - Danny (Dec 14 2017 @ 04:42:09 UTC)
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[#188141] "don't touch my peach" - Zaph (Apr 16 2018 @ 16:47:09 UTC)
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[#35549] "if anyone fingers anyone else i want photos" - lewis (Dec 28 2016 @ 22:41:21 UTC)
is it weird to look at these quotes and think " I know how this was in context" ?
[#9738] "Föuf i love yoy bur yoyre making that hard toght niw" - finn
sometimes the great things aren't quoted
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[#142768] "yeah smack him but,,, gently" - Meredith (Dec 27 2017 @ 16:18:20 UTC)
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[#167983] "you fckugnd at gonger" - VeryGoodDog (Feb 24 2018 @ 02:58:01 UTC)
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[#143968] "idk I cut my friends balls off all the time and they're fine" - Fantastic! (Dec 30 2017 @ 06:25:58 UTC)
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@indigo tundra has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
[#146793] "Shadow is definitely way hotter than Sonic" - BattleShout (Jan 6 2018 @ 14:46:10 UTC)
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Shadow has that edge factor though 👌
Dang, there go my chances with the ladies
Ungh yes give me that cock
don't worry bee, there are some ladies that like edgy ppl
@long prism has earned Gibstack's Summer Badge!
.wolfram 54 dollars to euro
euro44.52 (euros)
@sleek karma has earned Cutlass!
@sleek karma has earned Villager Badge!
@devout aurora has earned Seaweed!
@serene cipher has earned Elliott 4!
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F L E X
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F L E X
Dang, outF L E Xed
@void sleet has earned Grandpa 1!
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@jaunty pike an upsdate! Departed USPS Regional Facility | Location: SAN FRANCISCO CA DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 4:44 am April 28, 2018
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[#29074] "succ" - eyestudies (Nov 28 2016 @ 01:14:04 UTC)
@deft latch has earned Demetrius 2!
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[#11483] "moiph has no dick.." - Lewis
@crisp garnet has earned Claymore!
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[#136986] "im grateful for my nop bops" - Airy Chips (Dec 12 2017 @ 05:24:48 UTC)
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[#161551] ""what am I?" "BIG POOP"" - PGleo86 (Feb 8 2018 @ 01:04:00 UTC)
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[#116307] "lucky for you I like poopy butts" - NanooooOOoOOOoOOOoo (Oct 6 2017 @ 02:53:00 UTC)
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[#11484] "Scandalous" - Cake
@devout aurora has earned Butterfly Bow!
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@jaunty pike an upsdate! Departed USPS Regional Facility | Location: SEATTLE WA NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 7:31 am April 28, 2018
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[#158194] "can i be the lesbians" - feeblebeeble (Jan 29 2018 @ 18:33:23 UTC)
.w Germantown MD
Clear, 66F (19C) (292.15K) | High: 72F (22C) | Low: 47F (8C) | Humidity: 64% | Wind: N @ 3.7mph (6km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Germantown, Maryland (US))
@serene cipher has earned Plum Chapeau!
@limber imp has earned Iron Edge!
@peak wing has earned Blue Jazz!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned George 3!
ItsLiana#6918 has earned Walleye!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Steel Hoe!
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@long prism has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
[#116698] "But like
Are you even in danger of having kids feeb?" - SuperMaronda64🌟 (Oct 8 2017 @ 01:44:20 UTC)
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!level
oof not even top 90
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[#132078] "Aihr ass me" - RinSpacey (Nov 27 2017 @ 18:18:21 UTC)
@earnest plank has earned Carving Knife!
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@gentle pulsar has earned Slingshot!
nice. what level are you?
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Wow
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Server rank 3 wowzers
rank 1 is above 2000
Nice
Yay!
and don't worry about leveling, just chat and the levels will come
That’s true.
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f4iTh#9810 has earned Copper Axe!
@sullen prism has earned Largemouth Bass!
@rough acorn has earned Linus 2!
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albach#2899 has earned Iridium Watering Can!
@honest kiln has earned Goblin Mask!
@honest kiln has earned Rusty Key Badge!
@honest kiln has earned Villager Badge!
@elder vault has earned Iridium Pickaxe!
@serene cipher has earned Level 50 Badge!
@serene cipher has earned Sheep!
Sweevle#0001 has earned The Anjakwaku Badge!
toe#2186 has earned Tuna!
ItsLiana#6918 has earned Bear-In-The-Air Badge!
@peak wing has earned Clint 2!
@misty jewel has earned Haley 4!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Harvey 3!
@void sleet has earned Robin 3!
tittysprinkles#8018 has earned Femur!
@chrome kiln has earned Sombrero!
@oblique frost has earned Lingcod!
@restive raven has earned Battleshout Badge!
@astral drift has earned Baby Sheep!
@tardy vessel has earned Clint 1!
@serene cipher has earned Forest Sword!
@fleet oyster has earned Squid!
@lilac swift has earned Butterfly Bow!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Clam!
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[#158184] "we should make a support group for people who have been bullied by roger" - ItsLiana (Jan 29 2018 @ 17:25:37 UTC)
Agreed
@warped creek has earned The Iris Badge!
@warped creek has earned Villager Badge!
jev#7864 has earned Gnome's Cap!
@jaunty pike an upsdate! Arrived at USPS Regional Facility | Location: PORTLAND DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 11:05 am April 28, 2018
@devout aurora has earned Sou'wester!
remind me in 30 minutes to check laundry
ehhhhhhhh ok (#228274)
@winter fulcrum has earned Corn!
@blazing mulch has earned Crayfish!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Vincent 3!
@blazing mulch has earned Broken Trident!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
👀
@jaunty pike an upsdate! Departed USPS Regional Facility | Location: PORTLAND DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 11:37 am April 28, 2018
@placid storm: check laundry (30m ago)
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[#115254] "i suck at typing" - eemie (Oct 1 2017 @ 16:31:12 UTC)
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[#153254] "chat moving so fast, no one will know I'm really a shark" - Brohamir (Jan 16 2018 @ 17:03:27 UTC)
@pallid notch has earned Psy Badge!
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[#140100] "I can't think of anything" - Cat (Dec 20 2017 @ 16:39:56 UTC)
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Oops
@austere oak has earned Iridium Watering Can!
@autumn canopy has earned Level 50 Badge!
@autumn canopy has earned Gold Pickaxe!
@rough acorn has earned Eggplant!
@austere oak has earned Adventurer Badge!
@midnight pasture has earned Gunther 1!
@mild wasp has earned Crab!
@devout aurora has earned Kent 3!
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Harvey 2!
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@bright rover has earned Silver Saber!
@tulip shell has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
toe#2186 has earned Angler!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Dark Sword!
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Hunter's Cap!
@red oyster has earned Marnie 4!
@proper arrow has earned Adventurer Badge!
@main slate has earned Penny's Fryer!
@unreal igloo has earned Void Chick!
@serene hemlock has earned Morris 2!
@azure basalt has earned Linus 1!
@paper maple has earned Fedora!
@rough acorn has earned Shad!
f4iTh#9810 has earned Parsnip!
@devout aurora has earned Grape!
@rotund forum has earned Void Chick!
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Crumbledore#0666 has earned Sturgeon!
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[#12217] "Dizzy is a good friend....a sometime forgetful one, but still" - Liack
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[#186131] "toe toe toe your boat, gently down the stream" - Crumbledore (Apr 11 2018 @ 12:10:21 UTC)
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[#38412] "piss city" - fluff (Jan 11 2017 @ 20:56:59 UTC)
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[#186056] "no squirrels do not arouse me" - FanDidlyTastic (Apr 11 2018 @ 06:09:10 UTC)
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[#178267] "anime more like an-abomine-tion" - Airy Chips (Mar 21 2018 @ 00:31:53 UTC)
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[#5965] "I love fantasizing about my friends having sexual intercourse with a blue video game hedgehog" - Maru
[#18779] "I just set the bar too high, y'all go and play limbo" - pgleo86
Well then
@short brook has earned Octopus!
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[#156850] "Get me 👏" - eemie (Jan 25 2018 @ 18:47:53 UTC)
!level
👀
Welcome! 
hello!
@long prism has earned Cool Cap!
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@spiral wigeon, you just advanced to level 1!
@spiral wigeon has earned George 1!
Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
@spiral wigeon has earned Villager Badge!
👀 👀
!level
!penny
big moods
!lewis
!Lewis
Lmao
@daring wigeon has earned Harvey 2!
@tranquil hollow has earned Copper Hoe!
ఠ_ఠ#0001 has earned Obsidian Edge!
@devout aurora has earned Iridium Axe!
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@unreal igloo has earned Aquova Badge!
@thick glade has earned Crayfish!
Arutha#1126 has earned Willy 3!
toe#2186 has earned Master Slingshot!
!level
@frozen monolith has earned Wooden Blade!
@robust vale has earned Lewis 3!
@robust vale has earned Villager Badge!
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ItsLiana#6918 has earned Silver Saber!
@devout aurora has earned Morris 1!
@frozen tiger has earned Dorado!
@blazing mulch has earned Melon!
@calm sigil has earned Blueberry!
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[#123784] "jebnlpo" - Anit (Nov 2 2017 @ 00:43:37 UTC)
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[#162436] "HERP DERP I'M RETARDED" - FanDidlyTastic (Feb 10 2018 @ 08:46:01 UTC)
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[#185904] "no thats what the panda overlords at panda xpress want us to think" - Adrianna (Apr 10 2018 @ 20:10:04 UTC)
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[#117105] "i did layers and just kinda went to town. deleted the layers that didn't work once i was done" - FeebleBubble (Oct 9 2017 @ 18:34:48 UTC)
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[#157370] "Have you taken the d today" - Airy Chips (Jan 27 2018 @ 03:34:58 UTC)
@long prism has earned Bneppe's Summer Badge!
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[#40691] "minecraft > league" - wally (Jan 22 2017 @ 01:29:03 UTC)
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[#33747] "Food is good" - Bear (Dec 24 2016 @ 18:16:35 UTC)
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[#20234] "i love my satan baby <3" - fletcher
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[#144840] "lol, you said butt" - Webxro (Jan 1 2018 @ 09:03:23 UTC)
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hm? my command didn’t work :C
that’s okay we shall try another
Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was Aron.
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Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics, Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.
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Buckingham Palace in England has over six hundred rooms.
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The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”
[#131763] "i need a handy" - eemie (Nov 26 2017 @ 19:49:52 UTC)
so inspirational
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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
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[#170811] "meat me at the nearest dennys" - bryce (Mar 2 2018 @ 07:32:56 UTC)
thats me
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[#145256] "i'll keep em coming alright" - Crumbledore (Jan 2 2018 @ 20:45:06 UTC)
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[#136219] "Smelly butts get the girl" - feeblebeeble (Dec 9 2017 @ 14:14:39 UTC)
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[#160143] "fan was a dick and tore me too" - PGleo86 (Feb 4 2018 @ 04:45:55 UTC)
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@devout aurora, you just advanced to level 450!
[#167733] "it's rly hard to draw cat tails without like amking it look like a dong" - sleepyrice (Feb 23 2018 @ 07:04:48 UTC)
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Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
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Present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
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Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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$203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
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The town of Calma, Chile in the Atacama Desert has never had rain.
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The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
The mother of Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees" invented whiteout.
The most common name in Italy is Mario Rossi.
Many insects can carry 50 times their own body weight. This would be like an adult person lifting two heavy cars full of people.
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actually i've seen bears multiple times
There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.
so the french are cheesy ?
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
The mother of Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees" invented whiteout.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
A cat's jaw cannot move sideways.
There are 240 dots on an arcade Pac-Man game
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Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
The average person laughs 10 times a day!
Proportional to their size, cats have the largest eyes of all mammals.
More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
Netherlands is the only country with a national dog.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some Like It Hot'.
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A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.
A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
The Amazon is the world's largest river, 3,890 miles (6,259 km) long.
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The average human head weighs about 8 pounds.
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Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.
The rhinoceros beetle is the strongest animal and is capable of lifting 850 times its own weight.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th, which occurs one to three times a year.
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
There are more donut shops in Canada per capita than any other country.
@jaunty pike has earned Lava Eel!
Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.
you killed the mayor ?
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13.
Australian soldiers used the song "We're Off to See the Wizard" as a marching song in WWII.
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
Respiratory Disease is China's leading cause of death.
The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also the world's most shoplifted book.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
they started to repeat
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
the leveling bot is dead, you will not gain xp for this
14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact.
People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.
There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.
Salt Lake City, Utah has a law against carrying an unwrapped ukulele on the street.
God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.
The first streetlights in America were installed in Philadelphia around 1757.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
In 1958 Entomologist W.G. Bruce published a list of Arthropod references in the Bible. The most frequently named bugs from the Bible are: Locust: 24, Moth: 11, Grasshopper: 10, Scorpion: 10, Caterpillar: 9, and Bee: 4.
Barbie's full name is "Babara Millicent Roberts."
Cher's last name was "Sarkissian." She changed it because no one could pronounce it.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.
In Japan, watermelons are squared. It's easier to stack them that way.
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