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#governors-mansion
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Light Snow, 27F (-3C) (270.15K) / feels like 16F (-9C) (264.15K) | High: 35F (1C) | Low: 25F (-4C) | Humidity: 75% | Wind: N @ 12.89mph (20.7km/h) | 95% chance of snow (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (US))
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@twilit carbon has earned The ConcernedApe Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Pam 4!
@waxen coyote has earned Penny 1!
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@short brook has earned Seaweed!
@serene hemlock has earned Emily 1!
@blazing mulch has earned Plum Chapeau!
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Oh hey I don't know if I had Ape's badge yet. Cool!
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toe#2186 has earned Clint 3!
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.quote ZeroGravitas
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[#153811] "Nothing is ever Battle's fault" - ZeroGravitas (Jan 17 2018 @ 23:36:31 UTC)
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.quote Zero
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No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
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.quote ZeroGravitas
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[#166477] "Replace my blood with coffee and become immortal" - ZeroGravitas (Feb 20 2018 @ 02:09:25 UTC)
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@blazing mulch has earned Henchman 3!
@twilit carbon has earned Tiara!
@blazing mulch has earned Baby Goat!
@jovial carbon, you just advanced to level 19!
@jovial carbon has earned Webxro Badge!
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Yessss
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huh?
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@white pilot has earned Sebastian 4!
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@cunning moth has earned Shane 3!
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Sweevle#0001 has earned Bneppe's Summer Badge!
@twilit carbon has earned Cauliflower!
@tranquil gazelle has earned Yam!
@chrome kiln has earned Carp!
@misty jewel has earned Starfruit!
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@blazing mulch has earned Brown Cow!
@twilit carbon has earned Kent 1!
@jolly beacon has earned HCO's Summer Badge!
@quick moon has earned Leah 1!
@median basalt has earned Wooden Blade!
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!level
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!level
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@winter fulcrum has earned Halibut!
@devout aurora has earned Lewis 4!
@white pilot has earned Glacierfish!
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@wispy portal has earned Forest Sword!
@serene hemlock has earned Woodskip!
@blazing mulch has earned Sea Cucumber!
BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Delicate Bow!
@misty jewel has earned Lucky Bow!
@real lotus has earned Slimejack!
@real lotus has earned Villager Badge!
@dim violet has earned Dog!
@dim violet has earned Villager Badge!
@white pilot has earned Bone Sword!
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!level
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!level
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@limber imp has earned Garlic!
@dim violet has earned Adventurer Badge!
@midnight forge has earned Wood Mallet!
@frigid hare has earned Cool Cap!
toe#2186 has earned The Iris Badge!
@rotund forum has earned Plum Chapeau!
@dim violet has earned Rusty Key Badge!
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14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact.
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Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it.
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wtf
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@white pilot has earned Steel Hoe!
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.hey
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@placid storm has earned Pam 1!
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.fact
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Your brain consumes 25 watts of power while you’re awake. This amount of energy is enough to illuminate a lightbulb.
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Antarctica is the only continent that does not have land areas below sea level.
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.fact
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In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.
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IzJusty (Meme Lover)#7135 has earned Rhubarb!
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.quote BunnyWizard_Tammy
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[#115493] "that was quite a rubbish thing to say" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (Oct 2 2017 @ 16:50:10 UTC)
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[#166651] "Looking up dick" - Rin Spacey (Feb 20 2018 @ 16:31:15 UTC)
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.quote
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[#115746] "Bust a donut" - Magically Clueless (Oct 3 2017 @ 19:29:07 UTC)
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@lean bloom has earned Mussel!
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lean bloom
nice
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jeeez 55 custom emojis! excellent work.
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Airy Chips#0214 has earned Jodi 4!
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.quote
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[#19937] "I'm the spanker around here" - Chewpacabra
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@blazing mulch has earned Official Cap!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Penny 4!
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.fw
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30F (-1C)!? (272.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...CHILLY ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!? WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT YOUR 100% EFfoRT EVERY DAY, CLOUDS (PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA (US))
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that's awful
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BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Abby's Planchette!
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.w
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Mostly Cloudy, 46F (8C) (281.15K) / feels like 42F (6C) (279.15K) | High: 46F (8C) | Low: 24F (-5C) | Humidity: 37% | Wind: N @ 7.64mph (12.3km/h) | 51% chance of rain (Lexington, Kentucky (US))
blazing mulch
It's ok right now
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.w
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Clear, 71F (21C) (294.15K) | High: 71F (22C) | Low: 48F (9C) | Humidity: 38% | Wind: N @ 9.79mph (15.8km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma (US))
twilit carbon
You're welcome.
blazing mulch
What about my welcome?
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oh shut up
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.fact
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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
twilit carbon
Wait really?
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idk what Seinfeld is but wow ok
twilit carbon
Ok now I feel old.
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There's an alien in almost every episode of south park
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Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was Aron.
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@devout aurora has earned Jas 4!
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.fact
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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IzJusty (Meme Lover)#7135 has earned Void Chicken!
toe#2186 has earned The Slammer!
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.cat
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Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
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.fact
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Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
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why
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@thorny meteor has earned Cowpoke Hat!
@nova lily has earned Turtle Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Leah's Whittler!
@twilit carbon has earned Iridium Rod!
@ashen geyser has earned Maru 2!
@ashen geyser has earned Villager Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Pirate's Sword!
@blazing mulch has earned Bullhead!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Cowgal Hat!
Airy Chips#0214 has earned Axe!
@quick moon has earned Shane 2!
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.w
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Mostly Cloudy, 30F (-1C) (272.15K) / feels like 21F (-6C) (267.15K) | High: 32F (0C) | Low: 25F (-4C) | Humidity: 61% | Wind: N @ 10.83mph (17.4km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (US))
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@opal basin has earned Tempered Broadsword!
opal basin
@cinder star i have a sword. you are my sword. my tempered broadsword baby boy. this is my life. my boo sword. i swing. I die.
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Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Starfruit!
@white pilot has earned Explosive Ammo!
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.fact
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There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
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what the actual heck
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tittysprinkles#8018 has earned Morris 1!
twilit carbon
!level
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@tepid solar has earned Marnie 1!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Iridium Rod!
Sweevle#0001 has earned Slimejack!
@twilit carbon has earned Pierre 3!
@serene hemlock has earned Haley 1!
toe#2186 has earned Wood Club!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Morris 1!
@placid storm has earned Grape!
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@odd ibex has earned Silver Saber!
@raven depot has earned Sasara's Summer Badge!
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remind me in 18 hours 30 minutes dappervolk registration
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DUDE!! Hell YEAH i can do that (#168068)
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Airy Chips#0214 has earned Iridium Hoe!
@fleet bluff has earned Linus 3!
@serene hemlock has earned Horse!
@blazing mulch has earned Willy 4!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
@rotund forum has earned George 3!
@mint vector has earned Lava Eel!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Penny's Fryer!
@still sapphire has earned The ConcernedApe Badge!
@still sapphire has earned Villager Badge!
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Caroline 2!
@chrome kiln has earned Leah 4!
f4iTh#9810 has earned Harvey's Mallet!
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The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.
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@limber kestrel has earned Copper Hoe!
@stone holly has earned Lucky Bow!
toe#2186 has earned Marnie 4!
@north wraith has earned Forest Sword!
@hazy mesa has earned Copper Hoe!
@hazy mesa has earned Villager Badge!
Airy Chips#0214 has earned Lobster!
@livid valve has earned Pig!
@livid valve has earned Villager Badge!
@turbid salmon has earned The Fan Badge!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Duck!
@brittle pulsar has earned George 2!
foztic#2497 has earned Pickaxe!
jogabogi#1853 has earned Jas 2!
@red oyster has earned The Golden Badge!
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@devout aurora has earned Gold Axe!
@twilit carbon has earned Willy 4!
@livid valve has earned Adventurer Badge!
@deep patio has earned Pierre 4!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Clint 1!
@chrome kiln has earned Jas 2!
@livid valve has earned Octopus!
@sterile drift has earned Penny 4!
@sterile drift has earned Villager Badge!
Airy Chips#0214 has earned Robin 4!
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@rotund hollow has earned The Arphenion Badge!
@rotund hollow has earned Villager Badge!
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!level
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owo
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@livid valve has earned Haley 3!
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@surreal holly has earned Pierre 4!
@surreal holly has earned Villager Badge!
@peak wing has earned Wicked Kris!
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!level
fathom iris
of the PTSD soldier
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@still sapphire has earned Adventurer Badge!
@prisma jasper has earned Pierre 1!
@arctic fjord has earned Iridium Hoe!
@blazing mulch has earned Brown Chick!
@serene hemlock has earned Starfruit!
@still sapphire has earned Lava Eel!
@livid valve has earned Bouncer 1!
@placid storm has earned Wizard 1!
@jagged sparrow has earned Dizzy Badge!
@misty jewel has earned Bamboo Pole!
Entoarox#0580 has earned Mouse Ears!
@red oyster has earned Strawberry!
@sullen prism has earned Alex's Bat!
@livid valve has earned Jodi 1!
@halcyon tendon has earned Gold Axe!
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But I have an iridium axe, why not give me that 😛
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@prisma jasper has earned Wind Spire!
@jaunty pike has earned Starfruit!
@fossil sky has earned Harvey 3!
@fossil sky has earned Villager Badge!
@misty jewel has earned Lucky Bow!
@fossil sky has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
@livid valve has earned Tropiclip!
@fossil sky has earned Blueberry!
@halcyon tendon has earned Lewis 3!
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😍
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.dog
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aww ❤
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HUSKY! :D
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I love how long it takes to get settled! XD
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Just finished the gif
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random cat service is taking a nap. try again later
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rip
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k then
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.bird
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.cat
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so cute
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boop the balloon
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.fact
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Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.
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Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
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.fact
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John Wilkes Booth’s brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln’s son.
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.fact
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.
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holy
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woaaah
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wtf XD
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The state of Maryland has no natural Lakes.
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.fact
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315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
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FUCK THAT
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ok what in the actual-
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.fact
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California consumes more bottled water than any other product.
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.fact
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The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
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.fact
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Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.
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oh
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.fact
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A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
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Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
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who and who?
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yeah i dont really recognise them
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.fact
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Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.
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LOL
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.fact
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The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).
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😮
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OMG
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A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
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unlimited food much?
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STOP
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.fact
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Your brain consumes 25 watts of power while you’re awake. This amount of energy is enough to illuminate a lightbulb.
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ive had these before
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A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
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not me then
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pft sometimes, not really though
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.fact
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.fact
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The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.
The Nullarbor Plain of Australia covers 100,000 square miles (160,900 km) without a tree.
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XD
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hehe
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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maybe they chew on their pen tip and then accidently inhale it?
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maybe
i kinda chew on mine a tiny bit
only a little
but thats when im bored to death
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now I'm scared to chew on it
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Canada is the only country not to win a gold medal in the summer Olympic games while hosting.
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ouch
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About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
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$203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
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wow
i would say something but it is a little bit to do with politics....well not really but imma not say it and be safe
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im just wondering how much will actually be spent on the wall
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oh god well if barbed wire is that much I shudder at the wall
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mhm
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haha
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oh no XD
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overkill
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.fact
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The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.
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COOL FACT
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cool!
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musician
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and i play an instrument so i know what that means :D
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ooh
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a beginner...
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Percussion, keyboards really and cymbals are my thing
middle school and high school
marching band, concert, pit
compose music too
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i take lessons somewhere else, i dont join the school thing
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but not well versed in music theory
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for some reason
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yeah its not cheap
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crie
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Czechs are the biggest consumers of beer per male in the world.
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Flies jump backwards during takeoff.
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XD
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why did i imagine a plane doing that
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Your skull is made up of 29 different bones.
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ooh
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Michigan was the first state to have roadside picnic tables.
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...
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Greece's national anthem has 158 verses.
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woah
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i would give up on the 1st
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omg the Sochi Olympics and Russia's anthem went on FOREVER
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mhm
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In the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured.
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damn
well their homes were wooden sooo
and then I guess the people quickly got out
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Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.
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wew
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I want it
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lol yeah
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.fact
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By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
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but how do you lie on your back in an upright position
and then how do you get yourself out
h o w
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push yourself up slowly with your legs and crawl like that
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but wouldn't your hands sink
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well, always worth a try if you come across the predicament
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mhm
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.fact
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A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
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spits tea
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There are about a million ants per person. Ants are very social animals and will live in colonies that can contain almost 500,000 ants.
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I was sipping my tea and actually spit it
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xD
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@halcyon sky has earned Caroline 3!
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.fact
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Respiratory Disease is China's leading cause of death.
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
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uber you are teaching us more than school does in a week
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
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NO
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.fact
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The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
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NO
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Present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
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welp
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@halcyon tendon, you just advanced to level 46!
@halcyon tendon has earned Lobster!
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.fact
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I feel like googling for an age calculator because I'm too lazy to math
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A spider's web is not a home, but rather a trap for its food. They are as individual as snowflakes, with no two ever being the same. Some tropical spiders have built webs over eighteen feet across.
low spear
Subtract that year minus the year you were born in.
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ty
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... why do I need paper for this
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xD
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english is my strong suit
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.fact
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The giant red star Betelgeuse has a diameter larger than that of the Earth's orbit around the sun.
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.quote Battleshout
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woah
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@hoary crown, you just advanced to level 141!
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[#125122] "Play hot potato with a hand grenade. DUH." - BattleShout (Nov 6 2017 @ 15:10:01 UTC)
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IzJusty (Meme Lover)#7135 has earned Evelyn 1!
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.quote BattleShout
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[#127423] "wow I'm such an asshole" - BattleShout (Nov 13 2017 @ 17:05:58 UTC)
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.quote BattleShout
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[#153750] "so who's been gathering Crumble's poop and selling it?" - BattleShout (Jan 17 2018 @ 20:54:44 UTC)
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oof I'd be 82
red oyster
.quote BattleShout
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[#151840] "i'll share my meat with everyone" - BattleShout (Jan 12 2018 @ 18:16:49 UTC)
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in 2080
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.quote BattleShout
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[#134127] "I don't have a personality" - BattleShout (Dec 3 2017 @ 04:23:59 UTC)
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rip
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.quote BattleShout
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[#125122] "Play hot potato with a hand grenade. DUH." - BattleShout (Nov 6 2017 @ 15:10:01 UTC)
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.quote
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[#24840] "I will boop you" - verrors (Nov 8 2016 @ 04:23:58 UTC)
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.quote BattleShout
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[#110991] "no quotes, because i'm a loser" - BattleShout (Sep 15 2017 @ 15:38:34 UTC)
red oyster
dang that's old
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.quote BattleShout
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[#136423] "It's too late. You were bamboozled." - BattleShout (Dec 10 2017 @ 05:52:15 UTC)
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come on where are the good ones
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.fact
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Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye & tongue print along with their fingerprint.
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.fact
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The largest NFL stadium is the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan.
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.quote BattleShout
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[#158191] "If I lived close to ikea, I'd probably die from eating too many balls" - BattleShout (Jan 29 2018 @ 18:23:06 UTC)
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wonder what my tongue print is
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.quote BattleShout
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[#127179] "the day I pooped you out was the best day of my life." - BattleShout (Nov 13 2017 @ 00:11:32 UTC)
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...
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.quote BattleShout
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[#128375] "i fucking suck thanks liana" - BattleShout (Nov 15 2017 @ 18:22:03 UTC)
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.quote
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[#168238] "I'm a woman" - Crumbledore (Feb 24 2018 @ 19:28:21 UTC)
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xD
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.quote BattleShout
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[#124019] "these fartin staff members can't do fart about me dropping these f bombs" - BattleShout (Nov 3 2017 @ 00:39:45 UTC)
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oh my
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damn
red oyster
this looks funny now that he's staff
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LOL
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.quote
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[#51369] "get ur fresh hot kataners" - rabbit (Mar 5 2017 @ 04:03:49 UTC)
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.quote
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[#118156] "i'd let him tell me it's raw" - Magically Clueless (Oct 13 2017 @ 00:48:23 UTC)
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[#165862] "dayum" - Lukasaurus™ (Feb 18 2018 @ 10:31:19 UTC)
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.quote Farmer Ida
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Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick]
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names with 2 words don't work with .quote unless you tag them
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.quote
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[#40655] ">I can left-click wine/ale into a cask anywhere, but I cannot left-click it" - unknown (Jan 21 2017 @ 23:20:25 UTC)
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it's annoying
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[#165862] "dayum" - Lukasaurus™ (Feb 18 2018 @ 10:31:19 UTC)
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also it's based on username, not nickname
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guess that's my only quote
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No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
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.quote @halcyon tendon
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[#165862] "dayum" - Lukasaurus™ (Feb 18 2018 @ 10:31:19 UTC)
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.quote Danny
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[#142581] "i guess aihr just doesn't want to bang" - Danny (Dec 27 2017 @ 02:09:22 UTC)
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No one ever quotes me
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#156676] "just up smash me you fool" - Danny (Jan 25 2018 @ 05:25:03 UTC)
Quote added by IzJusty (Meme Lover) as #173959
halcyon tendon
pft
red oyster
.quote Danny
hoary crown
now i quoted you
half canyonBOT
[#166050] "i have several asses" - Danny (Feb 19 2018 @ 00:30:23 UTC)
halcyon tendon
GG
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#146692] "you don't need the pp" - Danny (Jan 6 2018 @ 05:08:29 UTC)
hoary crown
.quote @halcyon tendon
half canyonBOT
[#165862] "dayum" - Lukasaurus™ (Feb 18 2018 @ 10:31:19 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#141401] "magic hasn't even been gone for 2 minutes and people are already banging crumbs" - Danny (Dec 24 2017 @ 04:11:19 UTC)
halcyon tendon
haha
hoary crown
.quote @halcyon tendon
half canyonBOT
[#173492] "Sometimes I choke on the D" - Lukasaurus™ (Mar 9 2018 @ 04:02:24 UTC)
halcyon tendon
dead
hoary crown
.quote @halcyon tendon
halcyon tendon
I remember that!
half canyonBOT
rate limited try later
red oyster
fuck you uber
half canyonBOT
Quote added by Lukasaurus™ as #173960
halcyon tendon
haha
hoary crown
.quote @half canyon
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
halcyon tendon
rip
halcyon tendon
oh?
red oyster
.choose i'm literally the worst bot ever made
half canyonBOT
i'm literally the worst bot ever made
halcyon tendon
.quote @hoary crown
half canyonBOT
[#173724] "how do people add quotes?!" - IzJusty (Meme Lover) (Mar 9 2018 @ 20:31:24 UTC)
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[#23486] "i'm watching a fnaf game theory right now" - Magic
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[#157933] "NUT" - sleepyrice (Jan 29 2018 @ 01:34:33 UTC)
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[#21788] "Im an easter egg, there is a 1/100000000 you will find me in a garbage can" - rusty
red oyster
.quote sleepyrice
half canyonBOT
[#157933] "NUT" - sleepyrice (Jan 29 2018 @ 01:34:33 UTC)
red oyster
.quote sleepyrice
half canyonBOT
[#138283] "i want a small diet peepee" - sleepyrice (Dec 15 2017 @ 23:20:10 UTC)
red oyster
.quote sleepyrice
half canyonBOT
[#154631] "they just nut in the air" - sleepyrice (Jan 20 2018 @ 01:06:29 UTC)
red oyster
.quote sleepyrice
half canyonBOT
[#153477] "ominous butthole" - sleepyrice (Jan 17 2018 @ 01:19:29 UTC)
halcyon tendon
jeez
red oyster
.quote sleepyrice
half canyonBOT
[#146530] "i love nuts" - sleepyrice (Jan 5 2018 @ 19:50:32 UTC)
half canyonBOT
[#153477] "ominous butthole" - sleepyrice (Jan 17 2018 @ 01:19:29 UTC)
red oyster
.quote sleepyrice
half canyonBOT
[#159823] "yes i love smearing printer toner on my face" - sleepyrice (Feb 3 2018 @ 03:38:59 UTC)
red oyster
.quote sleepyrice
half canyonBOT
[#149937] "tough love is tasty love" - sleepyrice (Jan 8 2018 @ 02:27:26 UTC)
red oyster
.quote FanDidlyTastic
half canyonBOT
[#140372] "Keep the rocket in your pocket." - FanDidlyTastic (Dec 21 2017 @ 03:26:56 UTC)
red oyster
.quote FanDidlyTastic
half canyonBOT
[#138484] "resists urge to be shit more 
" - FanDidlyTastic (Dec 16 2017 @ 13:44:20 UTC)
red oyster
.quote FanDidlyTastic
half canyonBOT
[#136981] "feble my mouth is hot mmmm mmmm" - FanDidlyTastic (Dec 12 2017 @ 05:02:04 UTC)
red oyster
.quote FanDidlyTastic
half canyonBOT
[#157408] "I'm fucking golden" - FanDidlyTastic (Jan 27 2018 @ 06:06:26 UTC)
red oyster
.quote FanDidlyTastic
half canyonBOT
[#120860] "my first and second phone:" - FanDidlyTastic (Oct 23 2017 @ 04:11:17 UTC)
red oyster
what did he mean by this
half canyonBOT
[#136886] "What in the name of shitposting?" - Catareachkon (Dec 12 2017 @ 00:03:13 UTC)
halcyon tendon
same
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#146352] "i love a woman on top" - Danny (Jan 5 2018 @ 05:37:39 UTC)
halcyon tendon
pft
red oyster
listen let's not talk about that
halcyon tendon
haha
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#134085] "your ass is too damn literal" - Danny (Dec 3 2017 @ 03:05:52 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#156725] "i love whipping my nips out" - Danny (Jan 25 2018 @ 07:59:27 UTC)
halcyon tendon
mood
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#162990] "get in the hole zaph" - Danny (Feb 11 2018 @ 21:54:26 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#143982] "please don't nut, i just mopped the floor" - Danny (Dec 30 2017 @ 06:41:20 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#163818] "what's wrong you don't want to see naked cat boys in public" - Danny (Feb 13 2018 @ 21:44:30 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Danny
half canyonBOT
[#126026] "i'm tired of these sonic dicks everywhere" - Danny (Nov 9 2017 @ 23:23:39 UTC)
halcyon tendon
well then
red oyster
ahh aihr
red oyster
fuck
thorny flax
huehUEHuehue
halcyon tendon
SO YOU DO LIKE WOMEN ON TOP
red oyster
.quote 156896
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
red oyster
.quote 156887
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thorny flax
.quote 156894
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thorny flax
daddy moiph where art thou
halcyon tendon
.quote 1
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halcyon tendon
.quote
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[#47693] "i think milk keeps its star when u make it into geese" - saltman (Feb 17 2017 @ 02:55:11 UTC)
thorny flax
.quote @thorny flax
half canyonBOT
[#156191] "So watching vegetables do it is infinitely more exciting" - Airy Chips (Jan 24 2018 @ 02:54:44 UTC)
halcyon tendon
.quote #1
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
halcyon tendon
worth a shot
red oyster
quote 1 isn't on this server
halcyon tendon
rip
half canyonBOT
[#115686] "ID BANG LUIGI" - Airy Chips (Oct 3 2017 @ 15:08:54 UTC)
halcyon tendon
xD
red oyster
my fav aihr quote
unborn nest
probably a server of moiphs
red oyster
.quote Arfenion
half canyonBOT
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
halcyon tendon
.quote 111111
half canyonBOT
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red oyster
oops i mispelled his name
unborn nest
ur a fucking idiot danny
halcyon tendon
ahaha
half canyonBOT
[#170811] "meat me at the nearest dennys" - bryce (Mar 2 2018 @ 07:32:56 UTC)
red oyster
.quote arphenion
half canyonBOT
[#24083] "can i get a different quote" - arphenion (Nov 3 2016 @ 19:45:04 UTC)
halcyon tendon
.quote magic
half canyonBOT
[#36072] "i laugh at fart and poop jokes all the time" - magic (Dec 31 2016 @ 04:26:13 UTC)
halcyon tendon
same
thorny flax
.quote @thorny flax
half canyonBOT
[#157857] "i love your tiddies, feeb" - Airy Chips (Jan 28 2018 @ 22:07:37 UTC)
red oyster
hot
half canyonBOT
[#113804] "I love playing this cool Skyrim game hihi, follow me on youtube xD" - Ian (Sep 25 2017 @ 10:46:50 UTC)
thorny flax
.quote @thorny flax
half canyonBOT
[#146708] "im just gonna grind Danny for a bit" - Airy Chips (Jan 6 2018 @ 05:51:26 UTC)
red oyster
stop
thorny flax
what
thorny flax
this ship has sunk before it has left the dock
halcyon tendon
red oyster
you're also not the first person to say that you ship it
halcyon tendon
haha
thorny flax
danny maybe we should just give the shippers what they want
halcyon tendon
yes!
red oyster
sorry i'm not gay
thorny flax
😗
red oyster
and not a werewolf
half canyonBOT
Quote added by Lukasaurus™ as #173962
unborn nest
thorny flax
halcyon tendon
.quote ButtSnoot
half canyonBOT
[#159996] "my favorite word is pzza" - ButtSnoot (Feb 3 2018 @ 21:13:55 UTC)
red oyster
i can't meet the ridiculously high standards you've set, so it's not me it's you
halcyon tendon
um okay
red oyster
exactly
halcyon tendon
my ass dropped its standards a long time ago
red oyster
not everyone can be a 300 pound werewolf
thorny flax
i wouldn't want everyone to be one anyway
thorny flax
if everyone is special, no one is
halcyon tendon
that's deep
thorny flax
it's not that deep
red oyster
don't tell me what to do
halcyon tendon
I overthink all day every day and then some
half canyonBOT
Quote added by Lukasaurus™ as #173963
red oyster
quoting yourself smh
halcyon tendon
hehe
red oyster
there was this one dude who manually added like 10 quotes for himself
thorny flax
.quote add "i love putting hot sauce all over my child just all over it all day yes just putting it everywhere YES" - Danny
half canyonBOT
Quote added by Airy Chips as #173964
red oyster
.quote remove 173964
half canyonBOT
Quote 173964 ("i love putting hot sauce all over my child just all over it all day yes just putting it everywhere YES") deleted.
halcyon tendon
rip
red oyster
i don't have a child
thorny flax
👶
red oyster
you should add that for roger
halcyon tendon
.quote ian
half canyonBOT
[#113804] "I love playing this cool Skyrim game hihi, follow me on youtube xD" - Ian (Sep 25 2017 @ 10:46:50 UTC)
halcyon tendon
le sigh
livid slateBOT
@thorny flax, you just advanced to level 1070!
Airy Chips#0214 has earned Alex 2!
red oyster
i'll do it
thorny flax
fuck you alex
red oyster
wow rude
halcyon tendon
Alex is hot
thorny flax
alex is easily my least fav sdv character
red oyster
.quote add "I love putting hot sauce all over my child" - BattleShout
half canyonBOT
Quote added by Danny as #173966
halcyon tendon
Alex is like peak male sexiness with the sweat and abs
thorny flax
it'll be wrong bc when was the last time he went as battleshout
halcyon tendon
lol
half canyonBOT
[#113832] "you hate everyone here with a passion" - Aihr (Sep 25 2017 @ 14:26:01 UTC)
halcyon tendon
then why do I never see my Haley quotes
red oyster
if it's under aihr then it was probably manually added
halcyon tendon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#141584] "would you technically end up with toilet water in your mouth" - Oscumba (Dec 24 2017 @ 23:16:20 UTC)
thorny flax
nah it was bc at one point, i actually had Aihr as my user
red oyster
if it's under airy chips then it's added with 💬
halcyon tendon
excuse me
red oyster
oh uh huh
halcyon tendon
that quote
red oyster
why'd you change
thorny flax
artist tag change
red oyster
oh
thorny flax
I used to go by Witch3ry for art things
red oyster
understandable
halcyon tendon
.quote
half canyonBOT
[#131435] "ive seen all kinds of wood" - eemie (Nov 25 2017 @ 18:41:55 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Brohamir
half canyonBOT
[#157009] "I was in the mood for vore and she volunteered" - Brohamir (Jan 26 2018 @ 03:22:54 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Brohamir
half canyonBOT
[#156163] "I came back to "moist fruity balls"" - Brohamir (Jan 24 2018 @ 02:19:45 UTC)
halcyon tendon
tries not to think of dirty thoughts.... thinks all the dirty thoughts
red oyster
.quote Brohamir
half canyonBOT
[#133875] "well, that's everyone banged by two of the prostitutes" - Brohamir (Dec 2 2017 @ 12:40:50 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Brohamir
half canyonBOT
[#117400] "either that, or Zaph wrote a macro and it's going haywire." - Brohamir (Oct 10 2017 @ 11:12:07 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Brohamir
half canyonBOT
[#117400] "either that, or Zaph wrote a macro and it's going haywire." - Brohamir (Oct 10 2017 @ 11:12:07 UTC)
red oyster
.quote Brohamir
half canyonBOT
[#114742] "uber-bot, go get ransom" - Brohamir (Sep 29 2017 @ 06:21:24 UTC)
Quote added by Lukasaurus™ as #173968
thorny flax
.quote add "god i just want clam chowder like right now just fuckin put it in me, the thicc broth of the ocean" - Danny jk it's aihr
half canyonBOT
Quote added by Airy Chips as #173969
red oyster
what the fuck aihr
halcyon tendon
I LOVE IT
thorny flax
red oyster
.quote remove 173969
half canyonBOT
Quote 173969 ("god i just want clam chowder like right now just fuckin put it in me, the thicc broth of the ocean") deleted.
halcyon tendon
aww
halcyon tendon
.dog
half canyonBOT
halcyon tendon
poor thing
livid slateBOT
@halcyon tendon has earned Pierre 1!
halcyon tendon
eh ty
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@paper maple has earned Ancient Fruit!
Potato#5266 has earned HCO's Summer Badge!
jovial carbon
!level
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jovial carbon
So long
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@blazing mulch has earned Blue Jazz!
blazing mulch
!level
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@devout aurora has earned Obsidian Edge!
hoary crown
.fact
half canyonBOT
The Amazon is the world's largest river, 3,890 miles (6,259 km) long.
hoary crown
.fact
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If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
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The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.
hoary crown
...
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@misty jewel has earned Lava Katana!
hoary crown
.fact
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Some Case Moth caterpillars (Psychidae) build a case around themselves that they always carry with them. It is made of silk and pieces of plants or soil.
hoary crown
.fact
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Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.
hoary crown
irony
blazing mulch
.userinfo
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hoary crown
.fact
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Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.
hoary crown
.fact
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Starfish have no brains.
hoary crown
.fact
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Hannibal had only one eye after getting a disease while attacking Rome.
hoary crown
.fact
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In New York State, it is illegal to but any alcohol on Sundays before noon.
hoary crown
.fact
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A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.
hoary crown
.fact
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Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
hoary crown
wuuuuut
livid slateBOT
@jagged sparrow has earned Burglar's Shank!
jagged sparrow
.dog
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