#governors-mansion
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@blazing mulch has earned Fedora!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Hoe!
@high terrace has earned Pierre 3!
@candid dagger has earned Adventurer Badge!
.quote BattleShout
[#156654] "My real wife can get bent, I want this 2D android" - BattleShout (Jan 25 2018 @ 04:01:30 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#124990] "chat is moving so fast nobody will see that I love Zaph" - BattleShout (Nov 6 2017 @ 03:29:10 UTC)
[#134127] "I don't have a personality" - BattleShout (Dec 3 2017 @ 04:23:59 UTC)
yep true
toe#2186 has earned Copper Axe!
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[#99650] "fish have sex in water, don't drink it" - @misty jewel (Aug 9 2017 @ 07:18:11 UTC)
@devout sage has earned Emily 4!
@devout sage has earned Villager Badge!
albach#2899 has earned Trucker Hat!
@twilit carbon has earned The Eemie Badge!
BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Largemouth Bass!
@placid storm has earned Evelyn 4!
Zaph#8535 has earned Copper Pickaxe!
@blazing mulch has earned Leah 1!
@gilded grail has earned Haley 2!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Evelyn 4!
foztic#2497 has earned Top Hat!
@devout sage has earned Adventurer Badge!
@twilit carbon has earned Cool Cap!
@cosmic sail has earned Baby Pig!
@low oasis has earned The Iris Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Galaxy Sword!
@fleet bluff has earned Jas 2!
eww gross
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toe#2186 has earned Gold Watering Can!
ItsLiana#6918 has earned Rainbow Trout!
@uneven star has earned George 3!
i can haz cat
@jaunty pike has earned Top Hat!
@blazing mulch has earned Void Chick!
@empty pebble has earned Red Snapper!
@red oyster has earned Potato!
@serene hemlock has earned Robin 1!
Robin! ❤
@halcyon tendon has earned Jodi 4!
@peak wing has earned George 3!
Zaph#8535 has earned Daisy!
bryce#0001 has earned Sam 2!
BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Pickaxe!
.cat
i can haz cat
o_'
random cat service is taking a nap. try again later
bad bot
bad moiph
.dog
.bird
@placid storm has earned Bullhead!
.quote BunnyWizard_Tammy
[#115495] "at least i will be memorialised with all of my puns" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (Oct 2 2017 @ 16:51:57 UTC)
.quote BunnyWizard_Tammy
[#115488] "i was going to ass that question too" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (Oct 2 2017 @ 16:37:54 UTC)
.quote BunnyWizard_Tammy
[#154425] "spread harder BS" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (Jan 19 2018 @ 14:28:35 UTC)
oh god
@earnest plank has earned Sebastian 4!
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yay!
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@blazing mulch, you just advanced to level 1152!
@blazing mulch has earned Governor 4!
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@hollow gulch has earned Garlic!
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.duck
@polar spruce has earned Governor 1!
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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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@maiden flare has earned Axe!
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You need to provide at least two options for your poll, dubmass. what kind of poll has one option. WHAT KIND!?
triggered
.fortune
Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
.rant
wow that bad, there are no words huh? goddamn
.shibe
.shibe
@stark oriole has earned The Slammer!
gimme
.fox
aaaaw
so little!
.quote BunnyWizard_Tammy
[#155781] "i mean... who wouldn't want to joust with genitals?" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (Jan 23 2018 @ 04:07:16 UTC)
oh god, i remember that
.quote Arphenion
[#47707] "that happens to me all the tricycle" - arphenion (Feb 17 2017 @ 03:30:04 UTC)
[#127132] "i wish i had tits like golden" - Arphenion (Nov 12 2017 @ 21:52:07 UTC)
.quote battleshout
[#153750] "so who's been gathering Crumble's poop and selling it?" - BattleShout (Jan 17 2018 @ 20:54:44 UTC)
.quote Arphenion
[#121983] "im an ogre" - Arphenion (Oct 26 2017 @ 23:21:55 UTC)
.quote magic
[#29474] "my name is piss but not my pants" - Magic (Nov 30 2016 @ 06:42:47 UTC)
.quote just slime
Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick]
.quote aetherworkz
[#156194] "somebody had to sit down and say vegetables really help me think about the bible" - AetherWorkz (Jan 24 2018 @ 02:58:47 UTC)
.quote @short brook
[#156588] "u want to crush a coconut with your butt?" - Just Slime (Jan 25 2018 @ 01:39:59 UTC)
that poor coconut 
.shibe
.shibebutt
@nova lily has earned Bream!
cool
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Cowgal Hat!
ItsLiana#6918 has earned Hops!
@wraith crag has earned Slingshot!
@placid storm has earned Straw Hat!
Kylindra#3280 has earned Pierre 3!
BOTT
.dog
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.w
Clear, 39F (4C) (277.15K) | High: 51F (10C) | Low: 33F (0C) | Humidity: 87% | Wind: N @ 2.23mph (3.6km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Yuba City, California (US))
@severe crane has earned Iridium Pickaxe!
@severe crane has earned Villager Badge!
@sullen prism has earned Wicked Kris!
@serene hemlock has earned Gus 1!
@blazing mulch has earned Vincent 3!
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BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Heater!
i can haz cat
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[#155720] "i'm not a fish person but shove all the shrimp down me mouth pls" - Magically Clueless (Jan 23 2018 @ 02:20:38 UTC)
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[#19655] "You sir and or Ma'am are wonderful and I hope you have a great day" - Joe
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[#116864] "are we doing sonic smut without magic ?" - web (Oct 8 2017 @ 18:43:20 UTC)
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[#350] "great anime" - moiph
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[#20816] "You're a nice butt though" - Cheb
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[#114168] "I like spoders." - BattleShout (Sep 26 2017 @ 23:58:48 UTC)
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[#156662] "power does not matter with boobs that can one shot u" - Magically Clueless (Jan 25 2018 @ 04:32:24 UTC)
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[#154665] "well the guy i was dating at the time was extremely insecure about his sexuality and worshipped dio's dick basically" - Magically Clueless (Jan 20 2018 @ 02:29:43 UTC)
@chrome kiln has earned Radish!
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when did I get the horse...?
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[#140732] "I hate DLCs if they're not part of a collection bundle" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (Dec 22 2017 @ 03:38:56 UTC)
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[#114893] "Oh no what did you do to their butt?" - Pheasible (Sep 30 2017 @ 01:59:09 UTC)
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[#2054] "The moiph you know" - moiph
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[#28591] "jesus christopher christmas" - salt (Nov 26 2016 @ 06:17:23 UTC)
@rotund forum has earned Steel Pickaxe!
@red oyster has earned Morris 2!
@split ether has earned Copper Pan!
@split ether has earned Villager Badge!
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[#138141] "I bet it really ruins the magic for the kids when they see Elmo assault mommy and daddy" - LianaInStitches (Dec 15 2017 @ 16:08:27 UTC)
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[#953] "Why u so salty, UB3R-B0T?" - Raven
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[#120841] "I ain’t gay but uh... I like men" - yaboi (Oct 23 2017 @ 03:31:22 UTC)
same
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@wraith crag, you just advanced to level 11!
@wraith crag has earned The Marmarru Badge!
omg bot spam gets you exp?
I CAN GET LEVELS BY ASKING TO SEE BIRDS, THIS IS THE BEST DISCORD SERVER EVER
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@old plover has earned Sunflower!
MercuriusXeno#9885 has earned Marlon 1!
@stark oriole has earned Void Salmon!
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@frigid hare has earned Level 400 Badge!
@frigid hare has earned The Slammer!
@peak wing has earned Leah 1!
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.cat
.cat
i can haz cat
.dog
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!lb
.quote @frigid hare
[#132078] "Aihr ass me" - RinSpacey (Nov 27 2017 @ 18:18:21 UTC)
.quote sugaryrice
[#162004] "it's rly hard to draw cat tails without like amking it look like a dong" - sugaryrice (Feb 9 2018 @ 03:30:21 UTC)
.quote sugaryrice
[#162004] "it's rly hard to draw cat tails without like amking it look like a dong" - sugaryrice (Feb 9 2018 @ 03:30:21 UTC)
.quote remove 162004
Quote 162004 ("it's rly hard to draw cat tails without like amking it look like a dong") deleted.
.quote @frigid hare
[#153238] "My mom came into my room and gave me pants straight out of the drier and I fell asleep cuddling them" - Rin Spacey (Jan 16 2018 @ 14:01:20 UTC)
.quote add "it's rly hard to draw cat tails without like amking it look like a dong" - sleepyrice
Quote added by Danny as #167733
thanks danny bb
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yay
[#40072] "let the harvest hell begin" - Prinny (Jan 19 2017 @ 01:53:03 UTC)
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[#116431] "I wanna design characters but drawing people is hard" - Rin (Oct 6 2017 @ 20:22:49 UTC)
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[#33749] "Gotta do the marshmallow naked for maximum napalm goodness" - wut (Dec 24 2016 @ 18:43:13 UTC)
@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
[#122894] "y'all ever heard of the shit hitting the fan? well it can't hit fan because he is shit." - BattleShout (Oct 30 2017 @ 00:42:55 UTC)
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[#127816] "🤔 is fuck really that carby though?" - LianaInStitches (Nov 14 2017 @ 02:45:29 UTC)
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[#11481] "moiph i love u..." - lewis
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[#17095] "i want to be a wikipedia entry" - hweet
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[#137659] "apparently you don't have an unfeeling ass like me feble" - FanDidlyTastic (Dec 14 2017 @ 03:15:30 UTC)
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[#2286] "I NEVER GONNA CHILL AND GERMANS HAVE NO GREAT ACCENT THEY JUST SCREAM SILLENTLY" - zurnona
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[#153777] "im 8 inches of pure steel" - Arphenion (Jan 17 2018 @ 21:51:22 UTC)
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[#154631] "they just nut in the air" - sleepyrice (Jan 20 2018 @ 01:06:29 UTC)
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[#154238] "this plug, like Web, goes both ways" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (Jan 19 2018 @ 01:31:48 UTC)
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[#2049] " take hup to #sewers " - Lewis
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rate limited try later
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[#41904] "Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference" - Neptune (Jan 27 2017 @ 05:01:05 UTC)
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[#136377] "chat moving so fast no one will know i love arph more than anyone" - Airy Chips (Dec 10 2017 @ 02:58:51 UTC)
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[#157369] "vitamin dong" - Magically Clueless (Jan 27 2018 @ 03:34:42 UTC)
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[#40805] "tfw plants have sex but u dont" - Tomato (Jan 22 2017 @ 02:48:11 UTC)
[#67637] ".quote @fiery crest" - taco cat (Apr 28 2017 @ 20:11:15 UTC)
.quote @wraith crag
[#167732] "innuendo... more like inyourendo" - fen (Feb 23 2018 @ 07:04:14 UTC)
.quote @wraith crag
[#167732] "innuendo... more like inyourendo" - fen (Feb 23 2018 @ 07:04:14 UTC)
my quote pool is very limited atm
Same
I have like... three quotes

.quote @wraith crag
[#167732] "innuendo... more like inyourendo" - fen (Feb 23 2018 @ 07:04:14 UTC)
and apparently that's the only one Uber wants to share
by saying stuff that other folks find quotable
ahh how do you quote
.quote @livid slate
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
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[#609] "HIIIII" - Sarah
.quote @rose brook
[#167408] "Thank you toe" - f4iTh (Feb 22 2018 @ 19:58:05 UTC)
click the smiley button next to the message you want to quote, then use the speech bubble emoji
.quote @prisma jasper
[#162544] "it was ghetto tea so that might be why it was shit" - jev (Feb 10 2018 @ 20:47:49 UTC)
EXPOSED
you don't have to @ people to quote them
how do i?
.quote fen
[#166734] "I'm down for robot-kissing" - fen (Feb 20 2018 @ 21:18:27 UTC)
just type their name
THERE WE GO
ahhhh ty
their original name, not nickname
.quote Danny
[#157858] "i'm glad you're proud of your tiddies" - Danny (Jan 28 2018 @ 22:07:49 UTC)
oh
.shibe
.shibe
Adorable
.shibe
.fox
i can haz cat
why would someone quote my tea comment
.fox
its not even FUNNY
.quote jevin
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
Does it even have to be funny?
random cat service is taking a nap. try again later
its just jev
ur funny jev
.fox
i appreciate it arph
.fox
.quote jev
[#18053] "Woah that guy has HUGE nipples..." - Jev
.quote jev
[#162544] "it was ghetto tea so that might be why it was shit" - jev (Feb 10 2018 @ 20:47:49 UTC)
.quote jev
[#13253] "boobies" - Jev
.quote Golden
[#11383] "I got no quotes, what am i doing wrong" - Golden
.quote Golden
[#127131] "they call me Golden big tit" - Golden (Nov 12 2017 @ 21:51:51 UTC)
.quote Golden
[#127131] "they call me Golden big tit" - Golden (Nov 12 2017 @ 21:51:51 UTC)
.quote Golden
[#137564] "god I hate this server" - Golden (Dec 13 2017 @ 23:12:11 UTC)
whats with all the tit quotes
what is with you people and tiddies
listen
golden loves tits
people like their tits
tits are grace dude
Well
.quote Battleshout
[#146793] "Shadow is definitely way hotter than Sonic" - BattleShout (Jan 6 2018 @ 14:46:10 UTC)
Uh
.quote Battleshout
[#128375] "i fucking suck thanks liana" - BattleShout (Nov 15 2017 @ 18:22:03 UTC)
.quote Battleshout
LOL
[#124990] "chat is moving so fast nobody will see that I love Zaph" - BattleShout (Nov 6 2017 @ 03:29:10 UTC)
I don't know how to reply to that
.quote Battleshout
[#124990] "chat is moving so fast nobody will see that I love Zaph" - BattleShout (Nov 6 2017 @ 03:29:10 UTC)
.fox
.quote Battleshout
[#153750] "so who's been gathering Crumble's poop and selling it?" - BattleShout (Jan 17 2018 @ 20:54:44 UTC)
.fox
.fox
.bird
.cat
i had to squint to find the bird
random cat service is taking a nap. try again later
.bird
i believe its a real fox jev
.dog
wheres the dog
why would uberbot lie
.quote lewis
[#22294] "hes a gay little white twinkle" - Lewis
GASP
.quote lewis
[#39491] "leggy weggy" - Lewis (Jan 16 2017 @ 16:42:27 UTC)
.quote lewis
[#11481] "moiph i love u..." - lewis
lewis is the funniest man alive
[#660] "what did you do omg" - Lewis
i cant believe lewis is fucking dead i just talked to him today
rest in pieces lewis

Lewis is fucking dead? That man's depravity has no bounds!
[#124689] "quote me do it no balls" - Magically Clueless (Nov 5 2017 @ 04:46:26 UTC)
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HE RETURNETH
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[#160178] "at least you didnt call me J I Z Z Y" - Jazz (Feb 4 2018 @ 06:20:26 UTC)
. . .
that Jodi badge looks angry af
Jodi disapproves of all the swearing on this server
@devout aurora has earned Catfish!
@untold hedge has earned Copper Axe!
@untold hedge has earned Villager Badge!
@halcyon tendon has earned Dinosaur!
WOO!
@blazing mulch has earned Adventurer Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Rusty Key Badge!
@untold hedge has earned Rusty Key Badge!
@untold hedge has earned Adventurer Badge!
.dog
omg its cute
.dog
@blazing mulch, you just advanced to level 1!
@blazing mulch has earned Pirate's Sword!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
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.8ball am i cute?
Hell no!
@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
.8ball will i be rich?
My sources say no
.8ball why i wont be rich?
shakes a fake magic 8ball It says "error, failed to load response"
.8ball why i am not gonna be rich?
Yes...but only for the next FIVE MINUTES
.8ball Can I go home now?
If it is satisfactory to all parties involved...then aw hell yeah 8]
Down for maintenance
@half canyon fuck you
NO FUCK YUOU

@jagged sparrow has earned Bamboo Pole!
@jagged sparrow has earned Villager Badge!
.8ball Will I ever be more noticed as an artist? (Prolly not)
I defer to the last person that used the 8ball command.
@jovial carbon has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
.8ball Will I ever be more noticed as an artist? (Prolly not)
You bet ;)
Yesss
@jovial carbon has earned Adventurer Badge!
@jagged sparrow has earned Adventurer Badge!
@jovial carbon has earned Rusty Key Badge!
Ey
@jagged sparrow has earned Rusty Key Badge!
Is there a way to find out how to earn more badges
[#165971] "has that milk been up any cavities how did it get here" - toe (Feb 18 2018 @ 21:12:28 UTC)
.quote toe
[#162349] "can you use your power and political standings to force iris to go on a hot date w me" - toe (Feb 10 2018 @ 01:55:59 UTC)
.quote Toe
[#167756] "I'm a poopyhead." - Toe (Feb 23 2018 @ 09:36:15 UTC)
yusss
Oh! Thanks mightybee
I believe there are quite some earnable badges but they have to do with gaining ranks and partaking in timely events
Pfff
@blazing mulch has earned Jas 4!
@blazing mulch has earned Steel Axe!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
Kylindra#3280 has earned Harvey's Mallet!
@violet lantern has earned Tempered Broadsword!
!abigail
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ewwwww, tuna
@blazing mulch has earned Largemouth Bass!
.quote add "turns out aliens really fuckin love parsnips" - fen
Quote added by fen as #167766
[#166734] "I'm down for robot-kissing" - fen (Feb 20 2018 @ 21:18:27 UTC)
.quote fen
[#166997] "robots are hot" - fen (Feb 21 2018 @ 09:24:38 UTC)
.quote fen
[#167732] "innuendo... more like inyourendo" - fen (Feb 23 2018 @ 07:04:14 UTC)
.quote fen
[#166734] "I'm down for robot-kissing" - fen (Feb 20 2018 @ 21:18:27 UTC)
gotta increase my quote pool
@halcyon sky has earned Adventurer Badge!
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Mostly Cloudy, 45F (7C) (280.15K) / feels like 42F (6C) (279.15K) | High: 64F (18C) | Low: 40F (4C) | Humidity: 94% | Wind: N @ 4.7mph (7.6km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (US))
.quote MightyBee
[#165866] "Ya like jazz?" - MightyBee (Feb 18 2018 @ 10:33:42 UTC)
Dw fen I shall help you increase your quote pool
I'll be lurking 👀
.quote MightyBee
[#166203] "Am sorry toe" - MightyBee (Feb 19 2018 @ 11:19:42 UTC)

.quote ian
[#113804] "I love playing this cool Skyrim game hihi, follow me on youtube xD" - Ian (Sep 25 2017 @ 10:46:50 UTC)
@misty jewel has earned Gold Watering Can!
@blazing mulch has earned Kent 4!
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@hasty apex: this has been three days since I have reminded yourself of something (3d ago)
@limber horizon has earned Marnie 1!
BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Jas 4!
@blazing mulch has earned Elliot's Pencil!
@earnest plank has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
@earnest plank has earned Seaweed!
@jovial carbon has earned Haley 3!
Oh,cute
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@polar spruce has earned Void Chick!
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@chrome kiln has earned Holy Blade!
@quick moon has earned Rabbit!
@earnest plank has earned Polka Bow!
@wide robin has earned Maru 4!
@wide robin has earned Villager Badge!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Chicken Mask!
@brittle lagoon has earned Leah 4!
@brittle lagoon has earned Villager Badge!
Loki'sArmy Soldier IzJusty#7135 has earned The Verrors Badge!
@jaunty pike has earned Clam!
@earnest plank has earned Rusty Key Badge!
@devout aurora has earned Obsidian Edge!
E D G E
@elder niche has earned Amaranth!
@frigid hare has earned Largemouth Bass!
jogabogi#1853 has earned Aihr Badge!
@earnest plank has earned Sailor's Cap!
Yarr
Yarrharr fiddledeeday
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Void Chicken!
.quote @frigid hare
[#153719] "The ass the hole ass and nothing but the ass" - Rin Spacey (Jan 17 2018 @ 18:23:07 UTC)
[#134843] "I'm gay fellas. Nothing to see here" - RinSpacey (Dec 5 2017 @ 06:54:36 UTC)
.bird
@quick moon has earned Strawberry!
@placid storm has earned Hot Pepper!
@feral totem has earned Scorpion Carp!
@winter fulcrum has earned Henchman 2!
Zaph#8535 has earned Pickaxe!
@misty jewel has earned Wicked Kris!
@twilit carbon has earned Demetrius 1!
@devout aurora has earned Vincent 4!
Loki'sArmy Soldier IzJusty#7135 has earned Elliott 4!
@blazing mulch has earned Harvey's Mallet!
@earnest plank has earned The Slammer!
@devout sage has earned Jas 3!
.fw
61F (16C)!? (289.15K)?! IT'S FUCKIN NICE!! ... AND MOSTLY CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT (PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA (US))
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Oh my. 34F (1C) (274.15K), Mostly Cloudy? It's like Hoth out there. Cold, ice, freezing desolation. You may have to climb inside a tauntaun for warmth.
depressing is a good way to describe the weather
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Mostly Cloudy, 34F (1C) (274.15K) / feels like 26F (-3C) (270.15K) | High: 37F (3C) | Low: 31F (-1C) | Humidity: 85% | Wind: N @ 9.57mph (15.4km/h) | 4% chance of snow (Alexandria, Romania (RO))
@placid storm has earned Lucky Bow!
@blazing mulch has earned Baby Goat!
@rotund forum has earned Krobus 1!
@blazing mulch has earned Chub!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
@misty jewel has earned Emily 2!
@blazing mulch has earned Jas 1!
@elder vault has earned Penny 4!
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Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Elf Blade!
Loki'sArmy Soldier IzJusty#7135 has earned Wizard 1!
@green scaffold has earned Sebastian 1!
@green scaffold has earned Villager Badge!
@mint siren has earned Baby Sheep!
foztic#2497 has earned Melon!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Gold Axe!
@peak wing has earned Alex 4!
@blazing mulch has earned Largemouth Bass!
BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Penny's Fryer!
ItsLiana#6918 has earned Maru 4!
@twilit carbon has earned The Golden Badge!
.quote BattleShout
[#130403] "the objective of the game is to not think about the game. if you think about it, you lose and once you know it you can't stop playin" - BattleShout (Nov 22 2017 @ 03:20:48 UTC)
.quote BattleSHout
[#139321] "Chat is moving so fast that I nobody will know I'm made of poop" - BattleShout (Dec 18 2017 @ 20:22:20 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#164544] "It still weirds me out that Goku has had sex" - BattleShout (Feb 15 2018 @ 17:18:34 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#162158] "I like ding dongs" - Battleshout (Feb 9 2018 @ 17:41:45 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#153747] "crotch" - BattleShout (Jan 17 2018 @ 20:46:46 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#158191] "If I lived close to ikea, I'd probably die from eating too many balls" - BattleShout (Jan 29 2018 @ 18:23:06 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#124992] "ian made himself useful for once" - BattleShout (Nov 6 2017 @ 03:31:43 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#142580] "We're not sharing cat pictures, we're talking about old people sex." - BattleShout (Dec 27 2017 @ 02:09:08 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#110991] "no quotes, because i'm a loser" - BattleShout (Sep 15 2017 @ 15:38:34 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#163870] "What the fuckle did you just knucking chuckle about me, you little hedgehog?" - BattleShout (Feb 14 2018 @ 00:26:27 UTC)
.quote BattleShout
[#162158] "I like ding dongs" - Battleshout (Feb 9 2018 @ 17:41:45 UTC)
.quote battleshout
[#155672] "If you pour milk first, you should be made lactose intolerant automatically so that milk makes you sick af" - BattleShout (Jan 22 2018 @ 21:57:09 UTC)
.quote 167856
@placid storm, you just advanced to level 917!
[#167856] "Being me the balls" - feeblebeeble (Feb 23 2018 @ 20:34:46 UTC)
@placid storm has earned George 3!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Sasara's Summer Badge!
@limpid basalt has earned Magic's Summer Badge!
toe#2186 has earned Eggplant!
remind me to walk the dog in 20 minutes
But of course, dear Spaceburger (#160678)
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[#16522] "Stucco?" - Marmarru
O
@jolly beacon has earned Leah's Whittler!
@lyric pollen: walk the dog (20m ago)
choose or set a place to look up weather for, dummy (.w [set] location_here)
I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]
@worthy trout, you just advanced to level 147!
location saved.
toe#2186 has earned Abigail 4!
Clear, 31F (0C) (273.15K) / feels like 22F (-5C) (268.15K) | High: 37F (3C) | Low: 28F (-2C) | Humidity: 63% | Wind: N @ 11.02mph (17.7km/h) | 3% chance of snow (Paris, France (FR))
.w
Clear, 71F (21C) (294.15K) | High: 73F (23C) | Low: 50F (10C) | Humidity: 67% | Wind: N @ 10.87mph (17.5km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Lexington, Kentucky (US))
It's warm
@serene hemlock has earned Haley 2!
@rough cosmos has earned Henchman 3!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Jas 4!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Backpack 2!
@placid storm has earned Alex 1!
@deft quarry has earned Adventurer Badge!
@jaunty pike has earned Sandfish!
Zaph#8535 has earned Claymore!
@pure pendant has earned Cowpoke Hat!
@jagged sparrow has earned Iron Edge!
@uneven star has earned Octopus!
@stoic mango has earned Jodi 1!
@winter fulcrum has earned Maru 3!
@wraith crag has earned Krobus 1!
awwwwww, my buddy Krobus :>
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Blue Jazz!
@jolly beacon has earned Hard Hat!
@earnest plank has earned Angler!
@jaunty pike has earned Galaxy Slingshot!
@uneven star has earned Clint 2!
@winter fulcrum has earned Maru 2!
@placid storm has earned Clint 4!
@red oyster has earned Brown Chicken!
@brittle pulsar has earned Governor 1!
@nova lily has earned Abigail 2!
.quote 154635
[#154635] "in a country accent vaporwave" - magic (Jan 20 2018 @ 01:11:16 UTC)
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Daisy!
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@halcyon tendon has earned Blueberry!
BLUEEEEE
@blazing mulch has earned Official Cap!
@serene hemlock has earned Grape!
@rapid axle has earned Starfruit!
@sullen latch has earned Herring!
@sullen latch has earned Villager Badge!
@jagged sparrow has earned Explosive Ammo!
Anit#1126 has earned Sturgeon!
ItsLiana#6918 has earned Dark Sword!
sleepyrice#1671 has earned Angler!
@twilit carbon has earned Alex 3!
Invalid tracking ID (according to me). [https://s3.amazonaws.com/AZComics/comic512.png]
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility | Location: PORTLAND DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 1:48 pm February 23, 2018
where are my packages
Currently tracking: CL643102140DE: Delivery status not updated | Location: VANCOUVER @ 10:25 pm February 20, 2018 ()
.usps track 9449011899560567755305
Now tracking 9449011899560567755305 for FanDidlyTastic. Current status: Arrived at USPS Regional Facility | Location: PORTLAND DISTRIBUTION CENTER @ 1:48 pm February 23, 2018
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Maru 4!
@winter fulcrum has earned Emily 3!
Zaph#8535 has earned Hops!
@inland kindle has earned Marlon 1!
@inland kindle has earned Villager Badge!
@arctic plank has earned Gold Axe!
@arctic plank has earned Villager Badge!
@limpid basalt has earned Abigail 3!
@quiet widget has earned Garlic!
Zaph#8535 has earned Pickaxe!
foztic#2497 has earned Brown Cow!
@modest holly has earned Vincent 4!
@modest holly has earned Villager Badge!
@serene hemlock has earned Dinosaur!
@white terrace has earned Sandy 1!
!level
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02 Aug 2016 04:59:13 AM UTC
16 Feb 2017 05:52:27 AM UTC
Farmer, Artisan, Villager, Halloween, Christmas, Rancher, Valentines, Adventurer, Summer, Reveller, Cropmaster
209897876036255755
@arctic plank has earned Skeleton Mask!
@arctic plank has earned Rusty Key Badge!
@toxic knot has earned Emily 2!
@toxic knot has earned Villager Badge!
@polar spruce has earned Sebastian 3!
@cold obsidian has earned Sam 2!
@blazing mulch has earned Steel Axe!
tera1012 🌻#7888 has earned White Cow!
@blazing mulch has earned Baby Brown Cow!
@hard topaz has earned Halibut!
@rotund forum has earned Gold Watering Can!
@broken hearth has earned Elliot's Pencil!
@tepid solar has earned Penny's Fryer!
@tepid solar has earned Villager Badge!
@arctic plank has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
ItsLiana#6918 has earned Rhubarb!
@jagged sparrow has earned Jodi 3!
foztic#2497 has earned Maru 1!
@red oyster has earned Galaxy Hammer!
Entitas#0594 has earned Earmuffs!
jogabogi#1853 has earned Alex 2!
@jovial carbon has earned Trucker Hat!
@blazing mulch has earned Sasara's Summer Badge!
@vivid geyser has earned Magic's Summer Badge!
bryce#0001 has earned Gold Hoe!
@blazing mulch has earned Jodi 2!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
@fringe wolf has earned Herring!
@jagged sparrow has earned Dog!
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[#19513] "why dont' you just buy more money" - Paulie
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[#160326] "mmmmmmm delicious this is going right up lewis's butt" - Airy Chips (Feb 4 2018 @ 20:35:52 UTC)
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[#158197] "a swedish friend of mine is coming over in may. I'll be sure to drown them for the authentic dutch experience" - Crumbledore (Jan 29 2018 @ 18:35:54 UTC)
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[#139844] "im on the eggman x sakura ship" - Airy Chips (Dec 20 2017 @ 03:07:46 UTC)
.quote rice
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
.quote selkierice
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
h e h
.quote webxro
[#152968] "I used to think that I spend time in here because I like the ppl in here, but now I realized it's because I hate you and my presence is the worst thing I can do to make you suffer" - Webxro (Jan 15 2018 @ 19:13:58 UTC)
[#156966] "o do we bang nuggets" - sleepyrice (Jan 26 2018 @ 01:31:51 UTC)
.quote sleepyrice
@misty jewel, you just advanced to level 1772!
[#157933] "NUT" - sleepyrice (Jan 29 2018 @ 01:34:33 UTC)
@misty jewel has earned Maru 4!
@muted citrus has earned Turtle Badge!
@muted citrus has earned Villager Badge!
@desert valve has earned Red Mullet!
@desert valve has earned Villager Badge!
@serene hemlock has earned Emily 2!
@devout aurora has earned Tulip!
@frigid hare has earned Rabbit!
@quick moon has earned Jodi 4!
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[#30222] "lewis booty " - fluff (Dec 4 2016 @ 19:14:26 UTC)
.quote andy
[#159492] "Millenia from now when the human race is extinct and some Alien race is exploring earn and is vast electronic communication systems they'll find !quote #159490 and just be confused" - andy (Feb 2 2018 @ 05:07:57 UTC)
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[#145051] "i will fuck you" - eemie (Jan 2 2018 @ 00:38:10 UTC)
[#146712] "Hi horny, i'm dad" - Webxro (Jan 6 2018 @ 05:59:59 UTC)
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[#6837] "jesus" - Erika
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[#40252] "i can't brheahte" - mag (Jan 19 2017 @ 22:47:44 UTC)
@untold hedge has earned Shears!
@short brook has earned Clam!
@placid storm has earned Copper Watering Can!
@mellow jolt has earned Penny 2!
@mellow jolt has earned Villager Badge!
@mellow jolt has earned Rusty Key Badge!
!lb
@jaunty pike an upsdate! Arrived at Post Office | Location: VANCOUVER @ 1:35 am February 24, 2018
that typo still bugs me...
@copper grove has earned Haley 3!
@quick moon has earned Brown Chicken!
Zaph#8535 has earned Lava Katana!
@elder scroll has earned Eel!
@torn carbon has earned Heater!
Potato#5266 has earned Fiberglass Rod!
.fox
Nicee
@placid storm has earned Copper Axe!
.8ball I love you
NOOOOOOOOOOO
.rant whyy
let me console you. don't prompt me to explain the wordplay on that one. inquire further and i may bash your head in
bothugs
.fortune
Live free or die.
Fair
.fortune
If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed.
@mellow jolt has earned Templar's Blade!
Oof too close to home bot
.fortune
@mellow jolt has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth. -- Neil Armstrong
.fortune
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- Donald Knuth
@chrome kiln has earned Bream!
.fortune
Everyone wants results, but no one is willing to do what it takes to get them. -- Dirty Harry
I cry

you're pretty cool