#governors-mansion

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livid slateBOT
fleet bluff
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!level

livid slateBOT
fleet bluff
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almost 72 :P

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
placid storm
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!level

livid slateBOT
placid storm
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!level

livid slateBOT
placid storm
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... when did I get 900?

unborn nest
livid slateBOT
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@unborn nest, you just advanced to level 894!

wraith crag
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!level

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
fleet bluff
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!Level

livid slateBOT
halcyon tendon
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.dog

half canyonBOT
halcyon tendon
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me too

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LOL

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
tranquil violet
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remind me in 2 days to remind myself

half canyonBOT
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whew ok i'm pretty booked up at that time but...I'll squeeze it in for you. (#158985)

wraith crag
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world.

wraith crag
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...jeez

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.fact

half canyonBOT
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The volume of the earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.

wraith crag
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.

wraith crag
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bot's a bit depressing tonight

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.shibe

half canyonBOT
wraith crag
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!level

livid slateBOT
wraith crag
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my power grows...

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
tranquil violet
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aw

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!sash

livid slateBOT
lyric pollen
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remind me to walk the dog in 20 minutes

half canyonBOT
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Goddammit, fine, Spaceburger (#159036)

livid slateBOT
half canyonBOT
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@lyric pollen: walk the dog (20m ago)

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@jaunty pike an upsdate! Arrived at Unit | Location: VANCOUVER @ 4:43 am February 20, 2018

blazing mulch
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.w

half canyonBOT
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down for maintenance

blazing mulch
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.wolfram 63 f to c

half canyonBOT
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17.22 °C (degrees Celsius)

livid slateBOT
blazing mulch
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.wolfram 77 f to c

half canyonBOT
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25 °C (degrees Celsius)

lyric pollen
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.w

half canyonBOT
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down for maintenance

lyric pollen
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.fw

half canyonBOT
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down for maintenance

livid slateBOT
lyric pollen
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#157591] "i have the time/money to play danny consistently" - sleepyrice (Jan 28 2018 @ 00:14:30 UTC)

livid slateBOT
winter fulcrum
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!level

livid slateBOT
thorny mulch
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!level

livid slateBOT
thorny mulch
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Whew

fresh blaze
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testing

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testing

lyric pollen
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.w

half canyonBOT
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down for maintenance

twilit carbon
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.w

half canyonBOT
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down for maintenance

twilit carbon
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Huh. Interesting.

blazing mulch
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.w

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down for maintenance

blazing mulch
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.fw

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down for maintenance

blazing mulch
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.cat

half canyonBOT
blazing mulch
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huh

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.fact

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The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also the world's most shoplifted book.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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Proportional to their size, cats have the largest eyes of all mammals.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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The average human will shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

blazing mulch
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.fact

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Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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A snail can sleep for three years.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Tasmania, Australia has the cleanest air in the inhabited world.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

hasty apex
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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A 2" X 4" is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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rate limited try later

blazing mulch
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.fact

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The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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There are more than 40,000 characters in the Chinese script.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins

blazing mulch
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.fact

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Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year

livid slateBOT
blazing mulch
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.fact

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People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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Almonds are members of the peach family.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.

livid slateBOT
blazing mulch
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.fact

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Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

blazing mulch
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.fact

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Arizona was the last of the 48 adjoining continental states to enter the Union.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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IBM’s motto is “Think”. Apple later made their motto “Think different”.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Paper was invented early in the second century by Chinese eunuch.

hasty apex
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I bet I'll have lethologica when I'm trying to remember the word for lethologica

half canyonBOT
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@blazing mulch: finnaly start learning (16h ago)

hasty apex
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.help fact

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.fact

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@blazing mulch: finnaly start learning (16h ago)

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@blazing mulch: finnaly start learning (16h ago)

hasty apex
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.

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@blazing mulch: finnaly start learning (16h ago)

blazing mulch
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remind me in 30 minutes to learn

half canyonBOT
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hahahaha what? are you serious? I'm a bot not an alarm clock but okaaaaaay (#159063)

hasty apex
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wait is that actually a bot

blazing mulch
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remind me in 30 minutes to learn

half canyonBOT
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grumbles, mutters some vulgarities about humans...Potato in particular... fiiiine. (#159065)

blazing mulch
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remind me in 30 minutes to learn

half canyonBOT
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You're an ass...but okay, Potato (#159067)

blazing mulch
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remind me in 30 minutes to learn

half canyonBOT
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hahahaha what? are you serious? I'm a bot not an alarm clock but okaaaaaay (#159068)

blazing mulch
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remind me in 30 minutes to learn

half canyonBOT
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yep sure sure np (#159069)

blazing mulch
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good

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.timers

half canyonBOT
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5 timers open. 159063: learn (30m | 29m27s remaining) 159067: learn (30m | 29m53s remaining) 159068: learn (30m | 29m55s remaining) 159065: learn (30m | 29m51s remaining) 159069: learn (30m | 29m56s remaining)

hasty apex
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woah

blazing mulch
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nice

hasty apex
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nice

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remind me in 10 days to learn

half canyonBOT
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I'm on it, chief. (#159071)

hasty apex
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remind me in 3 seconds to learn

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remind me in 1 minute to learn

half canyonBOT
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Sure thing, KyStyle (#159073)

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@hasty apex: learn (1m ago)

hasty apex
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remind me in 1 minute to remind me in 1 minute to learn

half canyonBOT
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always, KyStyle <3 (#159074)

hasty apex
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.timers

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3 timers open. 159071: learn (10d | 1w2d23h56m57s remaining) 159074: remind me in 1 minute to learn (1m | 26s remaining) 159070: learm (10d | 1w2d23h56m54s remaining)

hasty apex
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remind me in 1 year to hello myself in one year how are you

half canyonBOT
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Will do, KyStyle (#159075)

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@hasty apex: remind me in 1 minute to learn (1m ago)

hasty apex
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remind me in 1 minute to go to bed

half canyonBOT
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Ugh I suppose, KyStyle (#159076)

hasty apex
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.timers

half canyonBOT
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4 timers open. 159071: learn (10d | 1w2d23h55m33s remaining) 159076: go to bed (1m | 16s remaining) 159075: hello myself in one year how are you (1y | 52w23h58m56s remaining) 159070: learm (10d | 1w2d23h55m30s remaining)

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@hasty apex: go to bed (1m ago)

hasty apex
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fine

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remind me in 10 minutes to fall asleep

half canyonBOT
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oh my goooooooooooood KyStyle fine (#159077)

hasty apex
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remind me in 2 hours to start REM sleeping or something

half canyonBOT
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forever and always, KyStyle. (#159078)

hasty apex
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remind me in 1 minute to stop reminding me of things that are completely pointless

half canyonBOT
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As you wish, KyStyle (#159079)

hasty apex
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remind me in 3 days that this has been three days since I have reminded myself of something

half canyonBOT
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yep sure sure np (#159080)

hasty apex
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remind me in 5 years that the apocalypse will begin shortly

half canyonBOT
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k (#159081)

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@hasty apex: stop reminding me of things that are completely pointless (1m ago)

hasty apex
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okay fine

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.hi

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.hello

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.no

livid slateBOT
hasty apex
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.bye

lyric pollen
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.fw

half canyonBOT
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down for maintenance

lyric pollen
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#138411] ""hey is tthat a pocket knife or are you just happy to see me"

crotch becomes knife
"i'm happy to "see" you"" - Magically Clueless (Dec 16 2017 @ 06:25:00 UTC)

lyric pollen
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!

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@hasty apex: fall asleep (10m ago)

blazing mulch
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Camel’s have three eyelids.

blazing mulch
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i have confused uber

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yes

surreal lagoon
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.w

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down for maintenance

devout aurora
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Wait camels do? 🤔

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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

devout aurora
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hah in your face lefties

zealous imp
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

surreal lagoon
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intriguing

livid slateBOT
half canyonBOT
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@blazing mulch: learn (30m ago)

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@blazing mulch: learn (30m ago)

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@blazing mulch: learn (30m ago)

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@blazing mulch: learn (30m ago)

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@blazing mulch: learn (30m ago)

livid slateBOT
hoary crown
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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Each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man woman and child in the world.

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
half canyonBOT
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@hasty apex: start REM sleeping or something (2h ago)

livid slateBOT
half canyonBOT
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@jaunty pike an upsdate! Out for Delivery | Location: VANCOUVER @ 8:25 am February 20, 2018

livid slateBOT
placid storm
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!notifs off

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!help

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!halp

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/headdesk

livid slateBOT
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@rose brook Collectable badge notifications now OFF.

misty jewel
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need clippy to halp ?

rose brook
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Maybe

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Where is clippy?

misty jewel
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.img clippy

half canyonBOT
rose brook
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Thank

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I still don't know how to answer to that but I'll remember it eventually

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Bad memory, sorry

livid slateBOT
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@worthy trout Collectable badge notifications now OFF.

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@rose brook Earnable badge notifications now OFF.

rose brook
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Yes

livid slateBOT
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@worthy trout Earnable badge notifications now OFF.

rose brook
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Why didn't you?

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Better read them now or I'll call the cops

wide osprey
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FUCK

rose brook
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Read them

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Running away is useless

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Fair enough I suppose

twilit carbon
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.fw

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29F (-1C)!? (272.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND OVERCAST. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT (OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA (US))

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
blazing mulch
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.fw

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76F (24C)!? (297.15K)?! IT'S FUCKIN NICE!! ... AND CLEAR. FUCK YEAH GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE STOP USING IRC WOOHOO CLEAR SKIES (LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY (US))

misty jewel
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.fw

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.fw

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38F (3C)!? (276.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...CHILLY ... AND BREEZY AND OVERCAST. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT (ALEXANDRIA, ROMANIA (RO))

blazing mulch
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jealous of my weather @twilit carbon ?

placid storm
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.fw

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73F (23C)!? (296.15K)?! IT'S FUCKIN NICE!! ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!? WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT YOUR 100% EFfoRT EVERY DAY, CLOUDS (HARTSVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA (US))

twilit carbon
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Yes, I officially hate you @blazing mulch

misty jewel
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romania in every season except summer T'S FUCKING...CHILLY ... AND BREEZY AND OVERCAST. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT

livid slateBOT
hoary crown
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!level

livid slateBOT
lyric pollen
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.we

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.w

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Flurries, 24F (-4C) (269.15K) / feels like 20F (-7C) (266.15K) | High: 25F (-4C) | Low: 14F (-10C) | Humidity: 87% | Wind: N @ 3.33mph (5.4km/h) | 9% chance of snow (Trondheim, Norway (NO))

lyric pollen
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.remind me to walk the dog in 10 minutes

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remind me to walk the dog in 10 minutes

half canyonBOT
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yep sure sure np (#159135)

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@lyric pollen: walk the dog (10m ago)

livid slateBOT
abstract trellis
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.w

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Clear, 74F (24C) (297.15K) | High: 74F (24C) | Low: 60F (16C) | Humidity: 52% | Wind: N @ 12.78mph (20.6km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (US))

abstract trellis
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its already 74?!

winter fulcrum
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!level

livid slateBOT
winter fulcrum
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.w

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Mostly Cloudy, 73F (23C) (296.15K) / feels like 74F (23C) (296.15K) | High: 76F (24C) | Low: 58F (15C) | Humidity: 72% | Wind: N @ 5.92mph (9.5km/h) | 1% chance of rain (Mableton, Georgia (US))

livid slateBOT
lyric pollen
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#32871] "i frickin love me some elf man" - magic (Dec 19 2016 @ 02:52:54 UTC)

lyric pollen
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.fw

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24F (-4C)!? (269.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND FLURRIES. (TRONDHEIM, NORWAY (NO))

livid slateBOT
devout aurora
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.fw

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36F (2C)!? (275.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...CHILLY ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!? WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT YOUR 100% EFfoRT EVERY DAY, CLOUDS (ANTWERP, BELGIUM (BE))

devout aurora
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound of beef

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#143827] "I walk out in the rain and I suck water in through my ears" - Golden (Dec 29 2017 @ 22:50:18 UTC)

abstract trellis
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!level

livid slateBOT
spark star
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gg

devout aurora
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.fact

half canyonBOT
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A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

devout aurora
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.level

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!level

livid slateBOT
devout aurora
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Only 110 more people to beat?

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That cant be right

spark star
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!level

livid slateBOT
spark star
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oof

wraith crag
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!level

livid slateBOT
blazing mulch
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!level

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
bold quiver
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.quote sleepyrice

half canyonBOT
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[#138412] "i would kill a man for life time chicken nuggets" - sleepyrice (Dec 16 2017 @ 06:27:09 UTC)

bold quiver
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.quote sleepyrice

half canyonBOT
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[#162550] "i'm sorry i don't have a wiener" - sleepyrice (Feb 10 2018 @ 21:11:01 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#162131] "ARREST ME FOR BEING FISHIST" - sleepyrice (Feb 9 2018 @ 15:52:57 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#161472] "i'm a hairy beautiful man" - sleepyrice (Feb 7 2018 @ 21:44:47 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#156966] "o do we bang nuggets" - sleepyrice (Jan 26 2018 @ 01:31:51 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#146295] "Tickle the booty 👀" - sleepyrice (Jan 5 2018 @ 02:49:09 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#136420] "my willy fell off" - sleepyrice (Dec 10 2017 @ 05:47:45 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#138638] "did you eat a pillow" - sleepyrice (Dec 16 2017 @ 23:44:54 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#133960] "some bois have big badunkers naturally" - sleepyrice (Dec 2 2017 @ 21:39:09 UTC)

bold quiver
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.quote sleepyrice

half canyonBOT
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[#156966] "o do we bang nuggets" - sleepyrice (Jan 26 2018 @ 01:31:51 UTC)

bold quiver
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.quote sleepyrice

half canyonBOT
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[#164422] "peepeeroni" - sleepyrice (Feb 15 2018 @ 04:53:48 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#154631] "they just nut in the air" - sleepyrice (Jan 20 2018 @ 01:06:29 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#161646] "fan is never cranky" - sleepyrice (Feb 8 2018 @ 04:44:06 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

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[#153477] "ominous butthole" - sleepyrice (Jan 17 2018 @ 01:19:29 UTC)

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.quote sleepyrice

half canyonBOT
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[#151480] "🇩 🅾 🆖" - sleepyrice (Jan 11 2018 @ 23:53:32 UTC)

bold quiver
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.quote sleepyrice

half canyonBOT
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[#133960] "some bois have big badunkers naturally" - sleepyrice (Dec 2 2017 @ 21:39:09 UTC)

bold quiver
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i can't find ittttt

unborn nest
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.w

half canyonBOT
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Clear, 49F (10C) (283.15K) | High: 53F (12C) | Low: 29F (-2C) | Humidity: 32% | Wind: N @ 1.17mph (1.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Yuba City, California (US))

wraith crag
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.shibe

half canyonBOT
wraith crag
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FAT BABIES

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😭

livid slateBOT
tranquil violet
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!level

livid slateBOT
devout aurora
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!level

livid slateBOT
devout aurora
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Zaph get a life

wraith crag
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!level

livid slateBOT
wraith crag
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my rank just keeps climbing

twilit carbon
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We have a lot of inactive users, so you'll climb the rank list pretty fast if you talk a lot in the beginning 😆 .

wraith crag
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:>

placid storm
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!level

livid slateBOT
placid storm
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I'm in the top 20, aw yah

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soon, I will be #2

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Magic will always be #1

livid slateBOT
halcyon tendon
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.dog

half canyonBOT
halcyon tendon
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xD

wraith crag
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.fox

half canyonBOT
livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
devout aurora
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Ayy got me a crumbs

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!sash

livid slateBOT
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!sash 2

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!sash 3

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!sash 4

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!sash 5

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!sash 6

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!sash 7

livid slateBOT
devout aurora
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!sash 8

livid slateBOT
devout aurora
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!level

livid slateBOT
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@devout aurora, you just advanced to level 89!

devout aurora
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Ayy lmao

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!level toe

livid slateBOT
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I don't know who that is.

devout aurora
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!level toe#2186

livid slateBOT
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I don't know who that is.

devout aurora
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Haha mayor lewis doesnt know you @worthy trout

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
lyric pollen
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.w

half canyonBOT
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Mostly Cloudy, 22F (-5C) (268.15K) / feels like 17F (-8C) (265.15K) | High: 39F (4C) | Low: 22F (-6C) | Humidity: 76% | Wind: N @ 3.43mph (5.5km/h) | 3% chance of snow (Trondheim, Norway (NO))

lyric pollen
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.quote

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[#162990] "get in the hole zaph" - Danny (Feb 11 2018 @ 21:54:26 UTC)

halcyon tendon
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.quote

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[#20373] "congrat!!!" - magic

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I want an 's' at the end of that

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it bothers me XD

wraith crag
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.quote

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[#28293] "WINTER IS THE WORST" - Anit (Nov 24 2016 @ 21:51:18 UTC)

wraith crag
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.quote

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[#2588] "rm -rf" - UB3R-B0T

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.quote

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[#5659] "spear the donger" - spaztika

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ow

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.quote

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[#156886] "i fist the wood everyday (in minecraft)" - Arphenion (Jan 25 2018 @ 21:13:22 UTC)

twilit carbon
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!level

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!lb

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!level

wraith crag
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!level

spark star
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rip

wraith crag
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I think Lewis might be taking a nap

twilit carbon
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Lewis appears to be ill

spark star
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:(

twilit carbon
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The proper authorities have been notified

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Send him your well-wishes

spark star
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dad :(

wraith crag
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💐

spark star
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lewis is my dad

safe briar
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!level

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!level

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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#437] "I am trash." - UB3R-B0T

spark star
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correct

safe briar
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what is wrong with mayor lewis

twilit carbon
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Lewis checked out for a bit.

spark star
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Something

twilit carbon
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He does that sometimes.

safe briar
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also i agree with the bot's statement

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.quote

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[#19514] "i'd fisdghfiowerghe you" - fluff

wraith crag
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goodness

spark star
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uber < literally anthing elsw

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.quote

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[#133173] "boner" - ଘyoseiri (Nov 30 2017 @ 13:48:44 UTC)

spark star
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omg

safe briar
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.quote

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[#91622] "feed the bot boi" - Jasper (Jul 20 2017 @ 13:00:54 UTC)

spark star
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eiri thats NAUGHTY

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.quote

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[#25479] "I have not said any of my quotes" - Golden (Nov 11 2016 @ 15:29:23 UTC)

safe briar
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i will not feed you uber

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.quote

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[#949] "I am an asshole and proud of it." - UB3R-B0T

safe briar
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same

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.quote

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[#27325] "ya'll need to chill omg" - Rittesora (Nov 20 2016 @ 12:03:13 UTC)

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.quote

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[#51136] "the female private part is salt" - seto (Mar 4 2017 @ 05:04:07 UTC)

safe briar
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sorry im in a constant state of anxiety

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also ew

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.quote

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[#2943] "kittens!" - thakyZ

safe briar
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YES

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.quote

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[#163870] "What the fuckle did you just knucking chuckle about me, you little hedgehog?" - BattleShout (Feb 14 2018 @ 00:26:27 UTC)

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.quote

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[#161646] "fan is never cranky" - sleepyrice (Feb 8 2018 @ 04:44:06 UTC)

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.quote

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[#2674] "what" - paulie

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.quote

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[#156199] "magic x hairbrush is my otp" - Danny (Jan 24 2018 @ 03:08:17 UTC)

placid storm
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!level

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dammit lewis, quit dying

wraith crag
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!level

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Lewis, come back...

halcyon tendon
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rip

wraith crag
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🥂 a toast to Lewis

halcyon tendon
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.quote help

half canyonBOT
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No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

halcyon tendon
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.quote add

half canyonBOT
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Usage: .quote add "quote here" - username

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.quote add let me lather my body in this mead - Farmer Ida

half canyonBOT
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Usage: .quote add "quote here" - username

halcyon tendon
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BRUH

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.quote add "let me lather my body in this mead" - Farmer Ida

half canyonBOT
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Quote added by Lukasaurus™ as #166882

halcyon tendon
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.quote add "my name is Farmer Ida, but you can call me I-da-ho" - Farmer Ida

half canyonBOT
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Quote added by Lukasaurus™ as #166883

fleet bluff
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!rank

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oops

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wrong bot

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!level

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wait thats the command right

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!level

placid storm
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Lewis is dead

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.quote

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[#29399] "Jev said i couldnt touch his little green snake" - kris (Nov 30 2016 @ 02:01:44 UTC)

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.quote

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[#132757] "i'll blow your fish" - FanDidlyTastic (Nov 29 2017 @ 05:45:30 UTC)

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.quote

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[#8006] "fuck u iris haha" - lewis

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.quote

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[#24738] "I never understood this quote thing" - silvia (Nov 7 2016 @ 15:36:12 UTC)

fleet bluff
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.quote

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[#665] "Iris is a precious smol" - Finn

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...my actual name is Finn

devout aurora
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.w

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#

Clear, 29F (-2C) (271.15K) / feels like 23F (-5C) (268.15K) | High: 46F (8C) | Low: 29F (-2C) | Humidity: 82% | Wind: N @ 6.02mph (9.7km/h) | 3% chance of snow (Antwerp, Belgium (BE))

devout aurora
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Oof, cold

hasty apex
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.help

half canyonBOT
hasty apex
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.w

half canyonBOT
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Mostly Cloudy, 84F (29C) (302.15K) | High: 84F (29C) | Low: 59F (15C) | Humidity: 32% | Wind: N @ 7.46mph (12km/h) | 4% chance of rain (Melbourne, Australia (AU))

halcyon tendon
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.quote

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[#159229] "everyone spit on evan i am de queen" - Magically Clueless (Feb 1 2018 @ 16:27:30 UTC)

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.quote

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[#1901] "zurnona is the fursona" - jokerjerome

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.quote

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[#29992] "Quality fertilizer is fertilizer, but with quality." - yutaboi (Dec 3 2016 @ 14:50:14 UTC)

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.quote

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[#133568] "wish i could get my ass blasted /-:" - tittysprinkles (Dec 1 2017 @ 17:12:40 UTC)

half canyonBOT
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@jaunty pike an upsdate! Delivery status not updated | Location: VANCOUVER @ 10:25 pm February 20, 2018

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.quote

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[#9882] "I almost wanted Iris dead on accident" - Maru

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.quote

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.quote

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[#129708] "I am the lolita death machine" - FanDidlyTastic (Nov 20 2017 @ 08:50:34 UTC)

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.quote

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[#150455] "dont fuck the ham then" - feeblebeeble (Jan 9 2018 @ 02:27:34 UTC)

fresh blaze
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When I notice I’m in a bad mood think how to get in a better mood -> 麻麻也说很上进w！

half canyonBOT
#

Quote added by terabite 🌻 as #166995

thorny flax
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Rule 6, Tera

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Lewis machine broken

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o hai toe

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toe#2186: level 6969
⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜

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im filling in for lewis

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.quote

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[#162977] "Dogs are better than cats" - Spaceburger (Feb 11 2018 @ 21:26:40 UTC)

wraith crag
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LIES

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cats and dogs are equally good

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badge machine broke

thorny flax
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also, @fresh blaze I'm removing your quote bc of Rule 6. You can yell at me later if it turns out quotes are exempt for some reason

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.quote remove 166995

half canyonBOT
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Quote 166995 ("When I notice I’m in a bad mood think how to get in a better mood -> 麻麻也说很上进w！") deleted.

thorny flax
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toe#218fuck's sash

🐕 doggoblob googleturtle
🅰 🥒 peachbox
blobthinkingdown insert aihr badge SDVBlueChicken

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page 1/6 billion

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.quote

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[#158194] "can i be the lesbians" - feeblebeeble (Jan 29 2018 @ 18:33:23 UTC)

thorny flax
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.quote @thorny flax

half canyonBOT
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[#156175] "I’d give up my life to run away with my werewolf spouse I don’t care" - Airy Chips (Jan 24 2018 @ 02:33:15 UTC)

thorny flax
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very true

wraith crag
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.quote @wraith crag

half canyonBOT
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[#166734] "I'm down for robot-kissing" - fen (Feb 20 2018 @ 21:18:27 UTC)

wraith crag
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my one and only quote so far

thorny flax
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.quote add "robots are hot" - fen

half canyonBOT
#

Quote added by Airy Chips as #166997

thorny flax
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not anymore

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:^)

wraith crag
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well, that's def a thing I've said before

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so it's legit

thorny flax
halcyon tendon
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.dog

half canyonBOT
halcyon tendon
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.cat

half canyonBOT
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.shibe

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.bird

half canyonBOT
halcyon tendon
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.fox

half canyonBOT
devout aurora
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!level

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Dangit lewis is over at Marnie's again

abstract trellis
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.fw

half canyonBOT
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down for maintenance

abstract trellis
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rip

frigid hare
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.quote @frigid hare

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[#128344] "I'm Greek and Irish so I'm loud and I fuck sheep" - Rikky (Nov 15 2017 @ 15:51:49 UTC)

frigid hare
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.quote @frigid hare

half canyonBOT
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[#135732] "He's makin a list, he's checkin it twaisu
he's gonna find out if a loli's ur waifu" - RinSpacey (Dec 8 2017 @ 01:46:31 UTC)

frigid hare
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.quote @frigid hare

half canyonBOT
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[#118155] "Who said he'd be getting it from me 👀" - Rin Spacey (Oct 13 2017 @ 00:48:11 UTC)

frigid hare
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.quote @frigid hare

half canyonBOT
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[#137034] "Like there's a difference between a big peepee and tight boyshorts" - RinSpacey (Dec 12 2017 @ 15:42:06 UTC)

half canyonBOT
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[#118155] "Who said he'd be getting it from me 👀" - Rin Spacey (Oct 13 2017 @ 00:48:11 UTC)

frigid hare
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.quote @frigid hare

half canyonBOT
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[#153238] "My mom came into my room and gave me pants straight out of the drier and I fell asleep cuddling them" - Rin Spacey (Jan 16 2018 @ 14:01:20 UTC)

winter fulcrum
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!level

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oh right forgot

naive cedar
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test

placid storm
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.quote 167156

half canyonBOT
#

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

fleet bluff
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.quote

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[#10161] "Scree" - Jev

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.quote

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[#162150] "If your not sure about something don't do it" - Spaceburger (Feb 9 2018 @ 17:28:56 UTC)

fleet bluff
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.quote

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[#28591] "jesus christopher christmas" - salt (Nov 26 2016 @ 06:17:23 UTC)

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.quote

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[#157351] "i'm touching fan" - Magically Clueless (Jan 27 2018 @ 03:02:16 UTC)

fleet bluff
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hello touching fan

abstract trellis
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.w

half canyonBOT
#

Mostly Cloudy, 45F (7C) (280.15K) / feels like 39F (4C) (277.15K) | High: 70F (21C) | Low: 42F (5C) | Humidity: 85% | Wind: N @ 10.05mph (16.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (US))

halcyon tendon
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/dog

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everytime

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.dog

half canyonBOT
halcyon tendon
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omg

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xD

short brook
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.bird

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short brook
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.bird

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fleet bluff
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.cat

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fleet bluff
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.dog

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fleet bluff
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.dog

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fleet bluff
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.cat

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fleet bluff
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woah

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spider cat

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.cat

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blazing mulch
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.cat

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blazing mulch
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what there is a bird one too?!?

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.bird

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fleet bluff
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!le-

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oh wait

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.quote

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[#133985] "i too, vomit burgandy into the void" - Danny (Dec 2 2017 @ 22:31:04 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.bird

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blazing mulch
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large birb

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!lb

short brook
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.cat

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short brook
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.cat

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short brook
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.bird

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.2uote

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.quote

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[#3871] "'I shouldn't exist.' - Anime" - Hayao Miyazaki

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.quote

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[#14811] "i cover ur mouth..." - spaztika

blazing mulch
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.quote

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[#20590] "[pulls up my pants to my nipples] time to paint abstract art" - fletcher

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.quote

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[#158402] "I’m not eligible for lesbian insurance" - Airy Chips (Jan 30 2018 @ 03:21:26 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote

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[#127686] "I'll fill you up Aihr" - BattleShout (Nov 13 2017 @ 21:10:03 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote

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[#38825] "Like holy fuck can this game get any harder?" - Niji (Jan 14 2017 @ 03:17:07 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote

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[#2004] "It's time to stop!" - Joe

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.quote

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[#136986] "im grateful for my nop bops" - Airy Chips (Dec 12 2017 @ 05:24:48 UTC)

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.quote

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[#33372] "flof ur worgng" - salt (Dec 22 2016 @ 03:43:45 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote

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[#126116] "I'm honestly more worried about getting it in my eyes" - FanDidlyTastic (Nov 10 2017 @ 03:24:17 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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rate limited try later

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.quote

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rate limited try later

jovial carbon
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.rabbit

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rip

mighty helm
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!level

livid slateBOT
halcyon tendon
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.bird

half canyonBOT
livid slateBOT
half canyonBOT
#

@tranquil violet: remind yourself (2d ago)

placid storm
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!level

livid slateBOT
low spear
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!level

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
blazing mulch
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!level

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!level

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
violet lantern
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i didnt do that

livid slateBOT
pine fiber
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!level

livid slateBOT
jovial carbon
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!level

livid slateBOT
lyric pollen
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.quote

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[#156184] "i'm made of maybe 5 meat" - Magically Clueless (Jan 24 2018 @ 02:43:57 UTC)

lyric pollen
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.w

half canyonBOT
#

Flurries, 34F (1C) (274.15K) | High: 38F (3C) | Low: 28F (-2C) | Humidity: 84% | Wind: N @ 1.41mph (2.3km/h) | 25% chance of snow (Trondheim, Norway (NO))

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
short brook
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.bird

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short brook
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omg

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.bird

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short brook
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.bird

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short brook
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.bird

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short brook
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.fish

livid slateBOT
short brook
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where is eemie

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;-;

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
short brook
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.seal

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.cat

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short brook
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.birb

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.bird

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livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
serene hemlock
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!level

livid slateBOT
old plover
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!abigail

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old plover
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!leah

livid slateBOT
old plover
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!shane

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old plover
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!lewis

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old plover
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!sash

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old plover
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!rank

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!ranks

livid slateBOT
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Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

old plover
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!level

livid slateBOT
old plover
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!linus

livid slateBOT
hoary crown
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!level

livid slateBOT
quick moon
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!level

livid slateBOT
livid slateBOT
bold quiver
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.quote sleepyrice

half canyonBOT
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[#146530] "i love nuts" - sleepyrice (Jan 5 2018 @ 19:50:32 UTC)

bold quiver
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.quote sleepyrice

half canyonBOT
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[#145254] "I'm a poop" - sleepyrice (Jan 2 2018 @ 20:44:31 UTC)

bold quiver
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.quote sleepyrice

half canyonBOT
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[#156594] "butt milk" - sleepyrice (Jan 25 2018 @ 01:43:14 UTC)

livid slateBOT
red oyster
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.quote Danny

half canyonBOT
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[#137683] "then hi future magic who is maybe reading this" - Danny (Dec 14 2017 @ 04:42:09 UTC)

red oyster
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.quote Danny

half canyonBOT
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[#145864] "noods have all the nutrition" - Danny (Jan 4 2018 @ 05:07:08 UTC)

red oyster
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.quote Danny

half canyonBOT
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[#156887] "i'd walk a thousand miles to watch rosalina through an air vent" - danny (Jan 25 2018 @ 21:14:37 UTC)

red oyster
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I NEVER SAID THIS

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WHO ADDED THIS

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@thorny flax WTF YOU ADDED THIS

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how could you do this to me

#

.quote remove 156887

half canyonBOT
#

Quote 156887 ("i'd walk a thousand miles to watch rosalina through an air vent") deleted.

red oyster
#

smh

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#151840] "i'll share my meat with everyone" - BattleShout (Jan 12 2018 @ 18:16:49 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#153528] "girl me is probably sexy af" - BattleShout (Jan 17 2018 @ 04:08:46 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#153986] "A BabbyShout is on the way" - BattleShout (Jan 18 2018 @ 05:09:51 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#153986] "A BabbyShout is on the way" - BattleShout (Jan 18 2018 @ 05:09:51 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#153774] "Actualy GG can stand for "gloomy guacamole" or "great guacamole" depending on how each g is pronounced, but due to the lack of tone in text, the meaning was lost unless you consider the context. In my particular case, the first g should have been stressed so that it would be interpreted as "gloomy guacamole" but if the second g were stressed it would be "great guacamole"" - BattleShout (Jan 17 2018 @ 21:45:23 UTC)

blazing mulch
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lmao

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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#158191] "If I lived close to ikea, I'd probably die from eating too many balls" - BattleShout (Jan 29 2018 @ 18:23:06 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#125696] "heckin hecker. fart you." - BattleShout (Nov 8 2017 @ 13:41:38 UTC)

#

[#161079] "long balls" - toe (Feb 6 2018 @ 23:08:59 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#143981] "d o n u t" - BattleShout (Dec 30 2017 @ 06:40:48 UTC)

rose brook
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.quote

half canyonBOT
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[#158191] "If I lived close to ikea, I'd probably die from eating too many balls" - BattleShout (Jan 29 2018 @ 18:23:06 UTC)

rose brook
#

Oh

blazing mulch
#

lmao

half canyonBOT
#

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

rose brook
blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

rose brook
#

Hah

half canyonBOT
#

[#124019] "these fartin staff members can't do fart about me dropping these f bombs" - BattleShout (Nov 3 2017 @ 00:39:45 UTC)

rose brook
#

I'm clean

blazing mulch
#

.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
#

[#163162] "i have plenty of room in my totally-not-creepy basemen for a sleepover" - BattleShout (Feb 12 2018 @ 04:31:36 UTC)

#

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#127179] "the day I pooped you out was the best day of my life." - BattleShout (Nov 13 2017 @ 00:11:32 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#143981] "d o n u t" - BattleShout (Dec 30 2017 @ 06:40:48 UTC)

blazing mulch
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.quote BattleShout

half canyonBOT
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[#142580] "We're not sharing cat pictures, we're talking about old people sex." - BattleShout (Dec 27 2017 @ 02:09:08 UTC)

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[#161079] "long balls" - toe (Feb 6 2018 @ 23:08:59 UTC)

rose brook
#

.quote toe

half canyonBOT
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[#166788] "Do you need a punch in the throat, Bee sir" - toe (Feb 20 2018 @ 22:41:05 UTC)

rose brook
#

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blazing mulch
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I forgot how many good quotes I have.

red oyster
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you have a lot

rose brook
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I'm clean, ha

half canyonBOT
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[#146640] "t h i c c r e s e t t i 😩" - Danny (Jan 6 2018 @ 02:27:10 UTC)

livid slateBOT
red oyster
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you should become a professional comedian

rose brook
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For now at least

livid slateBOT
half canyonBOT
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[#36414] "ihop is hot ass" - wut (Jan 2 2017 @ 08:49:56 UTC)

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[#143982] "please don't nut, i just mopped the floor" - Danny (Dec 30 2017 @ 06:41:20 UTC)

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[#157686] "some friendly cream" - Danny (Jan 28 2018 @ 04:56:57 UTC)

rose brook
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.quote toe

livid slateBOT
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@rose brook, you just advanced to level 84!

half canyonBOT
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[#162349] "can you use your power and political standings to force iris to go on a hot date w me" - toe (Feb 10 2018 @ 01:55:59 UTC)

livid slateBOT
rose brook
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Thank you toe

half canyonBOT
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Quote added by toe as #167408

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[#167408] "Thank you toe" - f4iTh (Feb 22 2018 @ 19:58:05 UTC)

rose brook
livid slateBOT
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O

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Nice

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