#governors-mansion
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.choose soup, noodles
noodles
.choose Abigail, Halley
Abigail
@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
Zaph#8535 has earned Vincent 4!
.choose Emily, Leah
Emily
@jaunty pike an upsdate! I am already a UPS My Choice | Location: Oakland @ 02/16/2018 7:14 A.M. for Destination Scan
BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Walleye!
@placid storm has earned Santa Hat!
@brittle pulsar has earned Caroline 3!
@low spear has earned Sasara's Summer Badge!
!level
!level
@gilded condor has earned Taco Cat's Summer Badge!
@devout aurora has earned The Arphenion Badge!
!level
!level
!level
.quote
[#33747] "Food is good" - Bear (Dec 24 2016 @ 18:16:35 UTC)
@jaunty pike an upsdate! Out for Delivery Today | Location: Oakland @ 02/16/2018 8:50 A.M. for Out For Delivery Today
@silent sigil has earned Demetrius 1!
@willow gazelle has earned Garlic!
@willow gazelle has earned Villager Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Baby Sheep!
@placid storm has earned Marnie 4!
!ranks
Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
@worthy trout has earned Alex 4!
!level
ha
tittysprinkles#8018 has earned Potato!
!level
@devout aurora has earned Hoe!
Zaph#8535 has earned Tilapia!
@twilit carbon has earned Jodi 2!
@serene hemlock has earned Sunfish!
@worthy trout has earned Kent 4!
@misty jewel has earned Kent 3!
@gilded isle has earned Shadow Dagger!
!level
!lb
!level
@lyric pollen, you just advanced to level 25!
Spaceburger#7264 has earned Abigail 2!
Spaceburger#7264 has earned Farmer Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Brown Chick!
@rotund forum has earned Burglar's Shank!
@jaunty pike an upsdate! Delivered | Location: Vancouver, WA @ 2018/02/16 | Weight: 94 lbs
!level
yay new avi
@devout aurora has earned Gibstack's Summer Badge!
Ξ»β‘se;r;#2600 has earned Halibut!
@polar spruce has earned Sebastian 4!
tittysprinkles#8018 has earned Sea Cucumber!
@blazing mulch has earned Emily 3!
!level
.quote
[#158202] "WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LESBIAN STAND" - Crumbledore (Jan 29 2018 @ 18:48:07 UTC)
IzJusty#7135 has earned Radish!
[#19336] "i bone everything" - oruz
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[#154716] "Just so everyone knows, the server owner, @compact dove just laughed at the word "doodoo"" - BattleShout (Jan 20 2018 @ 05:11:26 UTC)
rip magic
[#30373] "your not stupdi" - Fluf (Dec 5 2016 @ 18:29:59 UTC)
Zaph#8535 has earned Clint 3!
Entoarox#0580 has earned Claymore!
albach#2899 has earned Tomato!
pretty doggo
@blazing mulch has earned Mussel!
@muted linden has earned Trias Badge!
@muted linden has earned Villager Badge!
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@muted linden has earned Adventurer Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Yooniper's Summer Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
Cool!
thank u ub3r
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[#127224] "kiss under the mosquito" - tittysprinkles (Nov 13 2017 @ 03:10:24 UTC)
Ξ»β‘se;r;#2600 has earned George 4!
!lb
.quote
[#38778] "no A BOOB BINDER YOU LIL SHITTERS" - Kris (Jan 14 2017 @ 00:03:05 UTC)
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@muted linden has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
[#133577] "i love me a good ol' creaming fuck" - tittysprinkles (Dec 1 2017 @ 17:38:31 UTC)
.choose 1, 2
2
@white terrace IM COMMING FOR UR ASS
gun
.choose Lux, Syndra, Azir, Ahri, Vladimir, Cassiopeia, Viktor, Anivia, Orianna
Lux
891 levels, wow what a lifeless loser
no you
Oh
318 levels, wow what a lifeless loser
thank you, you 1372 leveled loser
1372 levels, wow what a lifeless loser
.quote
[#160432] "when will i be able to feel fan's meatballs" - Airy Chips (Feb 5 2018 @ 01:37:57 UTC)
@upbeat tapir has earned Forest Sword!
@hard topaz has earned Galaxy Hammer!
@misty jewel has earned Ice Pip!
Zaph#8535 has earned Daisy!
@uneven star has earned Clam!
.quote
[#153887] "I would just like to say that I appreciate you all and that you're great friends
you assholes" - Crumbledore (Jan 18 2018 @ 01:59:57 UTC)
jogabogi#1853 has earned Evelyn 4!
@spark star has earned Elliott 2!
@ornate jewel has earned Bream!
@ornate jewel has earned Villager Badge!
Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Pickaxe!
@blazing mulch has earned Blue Jazz!
.fact
A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.
A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
.cat
good
.quote
[#119876] "battle is the perfect human" - Zaph (Oct 19 2017 @ 16:15:36 UTC)
@devout aurora has earned Iridium Rod!
@formal verge has earned Milk Pail!
@formal verge has earned Villager Badge!
Zaph#8535 has earned White Cow!
@ivory lantern has earned Rusty Key Badge!
@halcyon tendon has earned Rusty Key Badge!
@jolly beacon has earned Sam 3!
@blazing mulch has earned Henchman 3!
foztic#2497 has earned Sardine!
.quote
[#31525] "bleughuaruguhrp" - Fluff (Dec 11 2016 @ 18:43:44 UTC)
.quote
[#146857] "Iβm always aromatisse on the inside" - Airy Chips (Jan 6 2018 @ 20:23:00 UTC)
Ξ»β‘se;r;#2600 has earned Ghostfish!
Where are my packages
@jaunty pike, you just advanced to level 1403!
Currently tracking: 1Z305Y360302764708: Out for Delivery Today | Location: Oakland @ 02/16/2018 8:50 A.M. for Out For Delivery Today () | CL643102140DE: Processed Through Facility | Location: ISC SAN FRANCISCO (USPS) @ 8:46 pm February 15, 2018 ()
@jaunty pike has earned Pam 2!
.w
Light Snow, 31F (-1C) (272.15K) / feels like 27F (-3C) (270.15K) | High: 37F (3C) | Low: 30F (-1C) | Humidity: 75% | Wind: N @ 3.31mph (5.3km/h) | 29% chance of snow (Trondheim, Norway (NO))
.choose 1, 2
1
.quote
[#24738] "I never understood this quote thing" - silvia (Nov 7 2016 @ 15:36:12 UTC)
.8ball should I?
BAHAHAHAHHA IN YOUR DREAMS
Remind me in 20 minutes to walk the dog
grumbles yeah yeah fine Spaceburger can do. (#157166)
@lyric pollen: walk the dog (20m ago)
@gilded grail has earned Rusty Key Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Plum Chapeau!
@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!
Zaph#8535 has earned Explosive Ammo!
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
@jaunty pike an upsdate! Delivered | Location: OAKLAND @ 02/16/2018 2:13 P.M. for Delivered
.fact
Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
.fact
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
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The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
.fact
There are about 24,000 species of butterflies. The moths are even more numerous: about 140,000 species of them were counted all over the world.
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[#138955] "danny has milky ass confirmed" - feeblebeeble (Dec 17 2017 @ 23:31:07 UTC)
.quote Catareachkon
[#136887] "Funny and original quote." - Catareachkon (Dec 12 2017 @ 00:04:13 UTC)
.quote Catareachkon
@deft summit, you just advanced to level 6!
[#136885] "Suck egg." - Catareachkon (Dec 12 2017 @ 00:01:20 UTC)
@deft summit has earned Seaweed!
.quote Catareachkon
[#137164] "fUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS" - Catareachkon (Dec 13 2017 @ 00:50:52 UTC)
.quote Catareachkon
[#136886] "What in the name of shitposting?" - Catareachkon (Dec 12 2017 @ 00:03:13 UTC)
.fact
Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some Like It Hot'.
.quote Catareachkon
[#136887] "Funny and original quote." - Catareachkon (Dec 12 2017 @ 00:04:13 UTC)
.quote
[#19503] "the thug life didnt chose me.. i cjose it" - saltman
.fact
The penguin is the only bird that can swim but can't fly.
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[#125729] "and i can dress up as a giant penis" - Elliottβ’ (Nov 8 2017 @ 17:20:25 UTC)
@brittle pulsar has earned Robin 1!
tittysprinkles#8018 has earned The Verrors Badge!
.quote
[#717] "Shes the new trump (@Zurnona)" - Rusty
jogabogi#1853 has earned Claymore!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Iridium Pickaxe!
@blazing mulch has earned Fan's Summer Badge!
@olive drift has earned Haley 2!
@olive drift has earned Villager Badge!
.quote
[#123675] "Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM." - uber wubble double bubble butter (Nov 1 2017 @ 14:14:50 UTC)
.fact
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
@spark star has earned The Fan Badge!
ban fan
@nova lily has earned Wizard 2!
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remind me in 1 day to check if you are still alive
uhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah k i'll probably remember (#157197)
nice
hey buttmunch remind me in 24 hours to ask crumb if he played owlboy
forever and always, Mighty [B]ee. (#157198)
.QUOTE
lmao
.quote
[#669] "I want to play games with achievements but I don't want to play games" - Iris
@proven remnant has earned Rusty Key Badge!
@proven remnant has earned Official Cap!
@proven remnant has earned Villager Badge!
@devout aurora has earned Scorpion Carp!
@worthy trout has earned Fan's Summer Badge!
!level
Potato#5266 has earned Trias Badge!
@placid storm has earned Crimsonfish!
@cyan iron has earned Carving Knife!
@polar spruce has earned Watermelon Band!
@winter fulcrum has earned Penny 2!
Zaph#8535 has earned Jodi 4!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Slimejack!
.quote
[#133960] "some bois have big badunkers naturally" - sleepyrice (Dec 2 2017 @ 21:39:09 UTC)
.fact
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
Woagh
@serene hemlock has earned Radish!
Anit#1126 has earned Lewis 2!
@deep patio has earned Bouncer 1!
.fact
A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.
.fact
The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.
.fact
Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
.fact
Canada is the only country not to win a gold medal in the summer Olympic games while hosting.
cool
@red oyster has earned Wood Mallet!
@limber imp has earned Tomato!
@stray pendant has earned Rusty Key Badge!
Entitas#0594 has earned Clint 1!
@sullen prism has earned Lava Katana!
Entitas#0594 has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
Zaph#8535 has earned Sebastian 1!
@devout aurora has earned Gold Axe!
@cyan iron has earned Albacore!
.quote
[#130142] "if i had a dollar for every time i just randomly came in her" - Original Name (Nov 21 2017 @ 08:59:24 UTC)
[#115738] "wrap Your Willy dont be silly" - rin (Oct 3 2017 @ 17:54:27 UTC)
okay
yep im done now c:
@brittle pulsar has earned Abigail 2!
.quote add "I dont do balls" - RainbowSong
Quote added by Clock as #165259
.quote Jasper
[#117038] "I wish his adventures involved less pee" - Jasper (Oct 9 2017 @ 12:54:38 UTC)
wot
.quote Battleshout
[#123964] "That's giving me a heart on" - BattleShout (Nov 2 2017 @ 22:17:10 UTC)
.quote Battleshout
[#157200] "pls do Danny" - BattleShout (Jan 26 2018 @ 21:34:14 UTC)
.quote Battleshout
[#142622] "Wow Aihr you're so fuckin cool let's go out to dinner" - BattleShout (Dec 27 2017 @ 04:24:10 UTC)
.quote Battleshout
[#115459] "Like this post if you are a 50 foot tall reanimated skeleton or if you like pizza." - BattleShout (Oct 2 2017 @ 12:41:21 UTC)
.quote Battleshout
[#133512] "Chat is moving so fast nobody will see that I am Nicolas Cagekin" - BattleShout (Dec 1 2017 @ 14:05:54 UTC)
.quote Battleshout
[#159497] "i swear, their chili dogs are the best weiners i ever put in my mouth" - BattleShout (Feb 2 2018 @ 05:12:30 UTC)
.quote Battleshout
[#130403] "the objective of the game is to not think about the game. if you think about it, you lose and once you know it you can't stop playin" - BattleShout (Nov 22 2017 @ 03:20:48 UTC)
.quote Battleshout
[#163162] "i have plenty of room in my totally-not-creepy basemen for a sleepover" - BattleShout (Feb 12 2018 @ 04:31:36 UTC)
tbh roger has some of my fav quotes
lol
.quote 115686
[#115686] "ID BANG LUIGI" - Airy Chips (Oct 3 2017 @ 15:08:54 UTC)
.quote 1
@willow coral, you just advanced to level 23!
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
@willow coral has earned Brown Chick!
tfw you've manually used that quote so much you know the number by memory
[#115662] "They check me over for pumps to see if I have rat" - Jasper (Oct 3 2017 @ 11:44:24 UTC)
pumps???
what
quote #1 was probably on a different server
That makes no sense
Probably meant bumps
pumps
[#106791] "π" - Jasper (Sep 2 2017 @ 17:58:39 UTC)
.quote
[#2632] "theres a bunch of fucboia" - Jev
Oh, I was hoping for another rat themed quote
.quote RainbowSong
[#165259] "I dont do balls" - RainbowSong (Feb 17 2018 @ 01:14:11 UTC)
;D
[#165259] "I dont do balls" - RainbowSong (Feb 17 2018 @ 01:14:11 UTC)
hehehe
[#634] "brb kms" - Me
Your other quotes might be under a different name?
.quote RainbowSongβ’
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
oui
.quote Jasper
[#115662] "They check me over for pumps to see if I have rat" - Jasper (Oct 3 2017 @ 11:44:24 UTC)
pumps . .
.quote Danny
[#157843] "yeah it's a lot longer than i expected" - Danny (Jan 28 2018 @ 21:30:57 UTC)
.quote Danny
[#156106] "right in tHE FUCKING HEAD, YEAHH" - Danny (Jan 24 2018 @ 01:33:22 UTC)
.quote Danny
[#134044] "rosalina has anime tits?" - Danny (Dec 3 2017 @ 01:43:43 UTC)
.quote Danny
[#157683] "there's a butt in my snoot" - Danny (Jan 28 2018 @ 04:45:01 UTC)
.quote Danny
[#157858] "i'm glad you're proud of your tiddies" - Danny (Jan 28 2018 @ 22:07:49 UTC)
.quote Danny
[#160841] "wow aihr you're making out with people behind my back" - Danny (Feb 6 2018 @ 03:41:25 UTC)
.quote Danny
[#156199] "magic x hairbrush is my otp" - Danny (Jan 24 2018 @ 03:08:17 UTC)
.quote FanDidlyTastic
[#118245] "I mean my tits are fine, it's the stringy stuff under the skin that hurts." - FanDidlyTastic (Oct 13 2017 @ 07:25:24 UTC)
I still mentally pronounce Ian as "urn"
.quote FanDidlyTastic
[#136981] "feble my mouth is hot mmmm mmmm" - FanDidlyTastic (Dec 12 2017 @ 05:02:04 UTC)
.quote FanDidlyTastic
[#140372] "Keep the rocket in your pocket." - FanDidlyTastic (Dec 21 2017 @ 03:26:56 UTC)
.quote FanDidlyTastic
[#116353] "u can't stop me from killing myself unless you coat me in butter" - FanDidlyTastic (Oct 6 2017 @ 07:49:36 UTC)
.quote FanDidlyTastic
[#133412] "It was a victory most sticky" - FanDidlyTastic (Dec 1 2017 @ 03:29:53 UTC)
you say some ridiculous shit
.quote 152704
always
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someone removed it
weird
@twilit carbon has earned Battleshout Badge!
damn I dun have it
.quote Zero
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])
"one day my friend hit me and instead of saying βowβ I said βoopsβ" Hmmm
-3-
broh has at least 2 psy badges as well
.quote ZeroGravitas
[#160944] "moist slurpping" - ZeroGravitas (Feb 6 2018 @ 14:35:07 UTC)
and here I dun have any new badge
neither do i
!sash
Zaph's sash
Badges
Earnable: 46/127
Collectable: 389/413
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sigh
its probably better than mine
!sash
Danny's sash
Badges
Earnable: 36/127
Collectable: 355/413
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389 isn't bad
!sash
RainbowSong's sash
Badges
Earnable: 5/127
Collectable: 22/413
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ye
BunnyWizard_Tammy#6853 has earned Backpack 2!
just need 24 more badges
until they add more new ones
i still can't believe there's no level 500 badge
unless there's a badge for cropmaster and i missed it
.quote
[#41901] "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." - Neptune (Jan 27 2017 @ 05:00:22 UTC)
no level 1000 badge as well
i like that quote
wot about a level 5000 badge
pls
not yet
not even jade hit 5k yet
.quote Jasper
[#91625] "wait what, this is a quote?" - Jasper (Jul 20 2017 @ 13:06:26 UTC)
although i do wonder if we'll ever get a desperado and cropmaster badge
will take like 3 more years for her to hit 5k
are all
Adventurer badges pixel art stuff ?
maybe?
learns how to pixel art 4 badge
yeah i think they are
or you can ask staff member to do that
I dont like to bother people
by asking them things
ya i think i know what i want my pic for my badge to be
Except Rain
I enjoy annoying her
-3-
;D
adventurer's get their own badge
time to talk more
you can earn Adventurer by being active, friendly and helpful
OOH
its purple!!!!!
on [redacted]
Reminds me of the blood of my enemies
I was born on a different planet
Can I visit ur planet
yes
;D
yes
yipee
Tell Lucy to bring back [redacted]
I can give u 1mil for allowance then
Im poor on new [redacted]
Im
trying not to advertise
Whats redacted
@polar spruce has earned Penny's Fryer!
@sullen prism has earned Alex 2!
Zaph#8535 has earned Slingshot!
@nova lily has earned Polka Bow!
Hmm, I don't like this hat
@cyan iron has earned Linus 3!
@half halo has earned Lucky Bow!
@maiden flare has earned Sweet Gem Berry!
@polar spruce has earned Fluff Badge!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Cowgal Hat!
@static iris has earned Plum Chapeau!
@placid storm has earned Sombrero!
@copper grove has earned Cutlass!
@rose brook has earned Brown Chick!
Fyn#9502 has earned Gold Axe!
@halcyon tendon has earned Iridium Hoe!
Remind me in 25 seconds to be pinged
freakin' Ξ»β‘se;r;, always needin' shit. FINE. (#157335)
@glossy badge: be pinged (25s ago)
.timer list
2 timers open. 111888: I better be alive (1y | 36w5d10h19m42s remaining) 106097: say happy birthday to Pathos (236d | 15w6d12h27m12s remaining)
O
@polar spruce has earned Gus 3!
!level
!level
Hay ub4r pls remind me in 10 seconds to be ok n not stuck in the pong bug again
Got it, Ξ»β‘se;r; (#157346)
@glossy badge: be ok n not stuck in the pong bug again (10s ago)
.dog
!level
!level
BAD
morris from georgia
@rotund forum has earned The Iris Badge!
@slender mason has earned Governor 2!
!level
slep
Awe
@gilded condor has earned Sam 3!
Oki
@broken hearth has earned Steel Axe!
@nova lily has earned Linus 2!
@nova lily has earned Farmer Badge!
@polar spruce has earned Level 300 Badge!
@polar spruce has earned Lewis 4!
@plucky isle has earned Poppy!
@jolly beacon has earned SMAPI Contributor Badge!
@halcyon tendon has earned Adventurer Badge!
@broken hearth has earned Sebastian 3!
@copper grove has earned Marnie 4!
@real sun has earned Henchman 2!
[#32329] "dickcycle?" - milla (Dec 16 2016 @ 17:28:35 UTC)
ok thanks
.quote
[#136219] "Smelly butts get the girl" - feeblebeeble (Dec 9 2017 @ 14:14:39 UTC)
@serene hemlock has earned Robin 4!
!level
@misty jewel has earned Pam 2!
@brisk zinc has earned SuperMaronda64 Badge!
@quiet widget has earned Haley's Iron!
@blazing mulch has earned Jodi 1!
!level
.dog
boop
!level
.quote
[#33183] "I CANT TYPE AT THIS HUGE KEYBoARd" - saltman (Dec 20 2016 @ 22:51:36 UTC)
rip
!sash 33
Ξ»β‘se;r;'s sash
Badges
Earnable: 37/127
Collectable: 359/413
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oof
Damn
governor looking t h i c c
Mighty [B]ee's sash
Badges
Earnable: 7/127
Collectable: 54/413
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albach#2899 has earned Wind Spire!
.dog
cool!
.cat
.bird
.bird
Gimme cute birds dangit >:(
remind me in 20 minutes to walk the dog
whew ok i'm pretty booked up at that time but...I'll squeeze it in for you. (#157454)
@devout aurora has earned Galaxy Dagger!
Oh my

@lyric pollen: walk the dog (20m ago)
.quote
[#91876] "smh" - kades (Jul 21 2017 @ 02:28:43 UTC)
.quote
[#23639] "jazz in the streets but also jazz in the sheets" - jazz (Nov 1 2016 @ 08:16:18 UTC)
A man of my heart
.quote
[#133568] "wish i could get my ass blasted /-:" - tittysprinkles (Dec 1 2017 @ 17:12:40 UTC)

[#6248] "I have 600 pairs of crocs" - paulie

rookie numbers
.quote
[#115662] "They check me over for pumps to see if I have rat" - Jasper (Oct 3 2017 @ 11:44:24 UTC)
[#133173] "boner" - ΰ¬yoseiri (Nov 30 2017 @ 13:48:44 UTC)
Yea
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gud one
.quote @glossy badge
[#120138] "theres a snake in my butt" - ΰ¬yΕseiri (Oct 20 2017 @ 17:51:37 UTC)
[#122785] "BS and Zaph sittin' in a tree" - Brohamir (Oct 29 2017 @ 15:55:10 UTC)
.quote
[#141401] "magic hasn't even been gone for 2 minutes and people are already banging crumbs" - Danny (Dec 24 2017 @ 04:11:19 UTC)
[#136221] "BS > can I kiss your shell ?" - Webxro (Dec 9 2017 @ 14:32:21 UTC)
Ah yes a typical Web quote
.quote
[#2102] "[#701] Give her your mew codes - Rusty" - Rusty
Idk it has web written all over it
[#144843] "sorry, I was too preocupied listening to justin beiber" - Webxro (Jan 1 2018 @ 09:06:27 UTC)
BAD
He never wants to ping people so he just goes "[person] > [message]"
.quote
[#23640] "quote ass" - jazz (Nov 1 2016 @ 08:16:20 UTC)
.quote
[#158400] "ass doesnβt taste that bad" - Airy Chips (Jan 30 2018 @ 03:10:56 UTC)
[#29759] "i-i dont have a dick" - salt (Dec 2 2016 @ 00:08:55 UTC)
Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick]
Unfortunately it wont work with my username
((Maybe ping urself))
.quote @devout aurora
[#163219] "Would you rather fight a chicken sized pufferfish or a pufferfish sized chicken" - LewdSir (Feb 12 2018 @ 11:35:02 UTC)
[#165022] "Make you poop well" - Mighty [B]ee (Feb 16 2018 @ 13:47:08 UTC)

@glossy badge, you just advanced to level 895!
Ξ»β‘se;r;#2600 has earned Legend!
O
Oh my
Thank u
Thats a good fishy
π
.quote eiri
[#114788] "K I GO TIT" - Eiri (Sep 29 2017 @ 16:00:39 UTC)
lmao
Anothee typo
[#156588] "u want to crush a coconut with your butt?" - Just Slime (Jan 25 2018 @ 01:39:59 UTC)
Yea that was an innocent idea too until i fucked it up by presing space too soon
Next level butt clenching right here
.quote
[#20525] "i love my satan baby <3" - fletcher
[#157057] "i enjoyed the last airbender movie" - Arphenion (Jan 26 2018 @ 06:06:52 UTC)
[#127856] "feeblebeeble do u have sweaty stinky smelly footsies" - Nano (Nov 14 2017 @ 04:12:16 UTC)
.quote
[#72106] "Grammar is the hell" - Sasara (May 16 2017 @ 10:17:37 UTC)
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[#26974] "hey pooptart" - magic (Nov 18 2016 @ 19:38:06 UTC)
[#135932] "just burst and be done with it lol" - aquova (Dec 8 2017 @ 18:45:27 UTC)
[#133257] "when i joined someone posted porn in generalchat when it was still called general chat" - Iris (Nov 30 2017 @ 20:42:15 UTC)
.quote Mighty [B]ee
@lyric pollen, you just advanced to level 26!
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Spaceburger#7264 has earned Iridium Axe!
You gotta ping me or it wont work
oh
.quote @devout aurora
[#163219] "Would you rather fight a chicken sized pufferfish or a pufferfish sized chicken" - LewdSir (Feb 12 2018 @ 11:35:02 UTC)
.quote LewdSir
[#163219] "Would you rather fight a chicken sized pufferfish or a pufferfish sized chicken" - LewdSir (Feb 12 2018 @ 11:35:02 UTC)
I guess that works too
pufferfish sized chicken
.quote Mighty Bee
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.quote fan
[#164088] "I'm getting fucking BIG" - fan (Feb 14 2018 @ 10:13:50 UTC)
.quote ian
[#113804] "I love playing this cool Skyrim game hihi, follow me on youtube xD" - Ian (Sep 25 2017 @ 10:46:50 UTC)
.quote iris
[#20079] "somehow ill get you meds and cute you from the gays allergy" - Iris
.quote webxro
[#156830] "web logic, if it makes sense then you spent too much time around me, or you are sleep deprived" - Webxro (Jan 25 2018 @ 17:57:14 UTC)
.quote brohamir
[#134300] "you'll always be my fresh meat, BS" - Brohamir (Dec 3 2017 @ 20:34:37 UTC)
Zaph#8535 has earned Harvey 1!
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Crumbledore#0666 has earned Good Ol' Cap!
ehhhhhhhh ok (#157487)
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[#136105] "way too much scissoring in that emote" - Webxro (Dec 9 2017 @ 06:15:01 UTC)
Hot
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[#165026] "bc the pee is stored in the boobs and it takes a while to go all the way down" - SkAdDIdLe SKadEe (Feb 16 2018 @ 13:51:47 UTC)
you never knew?
no
[#2712] "FUCK THAT OPTIMISM HOW ABOUT NOT ENOUGH CLOuDY" - UB3R-B0T
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[#18368] "You're not a people" - Kris
We haven't learned that in school, and I don't do research on that stuff so how would I know?
Cmon dud thats basic nawledge
@blazing mulch has earned Fluff Badge!
@lyric pollen: walk the dog (40m ago)
.w
I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]
.fw
THERE WERE NO FUCKING RESULTS
I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]
i literally cannot get anymore specific than that without saying my exact address, uber
.w islington
Partly Cloudy, 78F (26C) (299.15K) / feels like 79F (26C) (299.15K) | High: 81F (27C) | Low: 75F (24C) | Humidity: 76% | Wind: N @ 12.6mph (20.3km/h) | 8% chance of rain (Islington, Jamaica (JM))
.w UK, England, London
I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]
I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]
.w
Clear, 31F (-1C) (272.15K) / feels like 25F (-4C) (269.15K) | High: 34F (1C) | Low: 27F (-3C) | Humidity: 84% | Wind: N @ 5.12mph (8.2km/h) | 1% chance of snow (Trondheim, Norway (NO))
or just london, england
.w london, england
I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]
just use london
.w London
.w london
Clear, 51F (11C) (284.15K) | High: 51F (11C) | Low: 36F (2C) | Humidity: 50% | Wind: N @ 7.01mph (11.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (London, United Kingdom (GB))
Clear, 51F (11C) (284.15K) | High: 51F (11C) | Low: 36F (2C) | Humidity: 50% | Wind: N @ 7.01mph (11.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (London, United Kingdom (GB))
fucking ..............................
totally thought it was gonna come back with London, Ontario
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.w
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[#40649] "I can be disgustingly hot" - eemie (Jan 21 2017 @ 22:52:55 UTC)
π€
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[#136929] "on my deathbed i'm going to have pufferdab on the top of my list of regrets" - Magically Clueless (Dec 12 2017 @ 02:06:13 UTC)
.w
Clear, 29F (-1C) (272.15K) / feels like 26F (-3C) (270.15K) | High: 32F (0C) | Low: 27F (-3C) | Humidity: 87% | Wind: N @ 3.41mph (5.5km/h) | 1% chance of snow (Trondheim, Norway (NO))
IzJusty#7135 has earned Evelyn 2!
remind me to walk the dog in 30 minutes
k (#157535)
Anit#1126 has earned Leah 2!
@old plover has earned Obsidian Edge!
Crumbledore#0666 has earned Alex 4!
@worthy trout has earned The Adrii Badge!
@devout aurora has earned Pike!
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[#21758] "" - abi
Entoarox#0580 has earned Insect Head!
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[#9296] "doggo looks pleased with life, unlike me: maybe I should have a walk and a treat" - pgleo86
remind me in 10 minutes to afk fish in osrs if im not
you bet your ass I will Rocketfig! (#157549)
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@fleet bluff: afk fish in osrs if im not (10m ago)
no
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[#5213] "when have i ever posted a meme" - jokerjerome
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[#156798] "you guys are like the push up bra I never knew I needed" - PGleo86 (Jan 25 2018 @ 17:09:29 UTC)

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.dog
oh what a lovely image
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so nice
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[#24136] "i feel naked without clothes." - Fluff (Nov 3 2016 @ 23:37:06 UTC)
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[#29918] "im gonna suck merrins dick" - jev (Dec 3 2016 @ 00:47:56 UTC)
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