governors-mansion

[rapid axle]

!sash

[livid slate]

AetherWorkz's sash
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[glacial lake]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

~Aquilegia~'s sash
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[rapid axle]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

AetherWorkz's sash
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[rapid axle]

!sash 5

[livid slate]

AetherWorkz's sash
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Collectable: 70/414
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~Aquilegia~'s sash
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Collectable: 21/414
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[rapid axle]

!sash 6

[livid slate]

AetherWorkz's sash
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Collectable: 70/414
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[rapid axle]

!level

[glacial lake]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

~Aquilegia~'s sash
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Collectable: 21/414
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@mental hornet has earned Yooniper's Summer Badge!

@charred glade has earned Crystal Dagger!

@crisp garnet has earned Grandpa 1!

@polar spruce has earned HCO's Summer Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Strawberry!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@fierce peak has earned Catfish!

@fierce peak has earned Villager Badge!

@fierce peak has earned Adventurer Badge!

Fantastic!#4035 has earned Linus 3!

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Copper Hoe!

@trail gyro has earned Brown Cow!

@polar spruce has earned Rusty Key Badge!

@midnight pasture has earned Adrii Badge!

@quiet widget has earned Red Cabbage!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Rhubarb!

@polar spruce has earned Neptune's Glaive!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Lewis 1!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Pirate's Sword!

@worthy trout has earned Marlon 1!

@midnight pasture has earned Milk Pail!

Kylindra#3280 has earned Sam 4!

@brittle pulsar has earned Marnie 4!

@trail gyro has earned Pig!

@sly dock has earned MrQi 1!

@quasi vault has earned Gunther 1!

@quasi vault has earned Villager Badge!

@red oyster has earned Iridium Hoe!

@blazing mulch has earned Wheat!

[copper grove]

!sash

[livid slate]

pineapotato's sash
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Collectable: 13/414
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[copper grove]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

pineapotato's sash
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@limber imp has earned Tiara!

@placid storm has earned Butterfly Bow!

@peak geyser has earned Herring!

@peak geyser has earned Villager Badge!

[ruby owl]

!sash

[livid slate]

Knakir's sash
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[peak geyser]

!help

[livid slate]

Anit#1152 has earned Glacierfish!

@bold quiver has earned Sebastian 1!

[peak geyser]

how do you use this bot?

help?

[thorny flax]

hm 👀

!commands

where did the commands go what the hecky

!help

[livid slate]

@grim finch has earned Cranberries!

@grim finch has earned Villager Badge!

[peak geyser]

!cmd

[glacial lake]

.wolfram weight of an arctic fox in pounds

[half canyon]

7.9 lb (pounds)

[glacial lake]

.wolfram weight of a red fox in pounds

[half canyon]

(6.6 to 38) lb (pounds)

[peak geyser]

thank you!

<command>

help <badge>

!help <badge>

!help badge

[unborn nest]

i recommend reading #177128717762560001 as it has the mostly essential commands

also i dmed the bot creator and apparently the !help command doesnt work anymore

[peak geyser]

nice, thank you!

[unborn nest]

np

[livid slate]

@verbal sun has earned Periwinkle!

@verbal sun has earned Villager Badge!

@glacial lake has earned Santa Hat!

[glossy badge]

!level

[glacial lake]

!level

[livid slate]

@misty geode has earned Iron Dirk!

[crystal zinc]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/kejUVTv.jpg

[crystal zinc]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/0b410598-ebfa-4b08-b6da-52f7096740ab.jpg

[crystal zinc]

.bird

😦

No bird

.help

[half canyon]

info: https://ub3r-b0t.com | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

[crystal zinc]

.compliment

Aw false advertising

.fox

[half canyon]

http://randomfox.ca/images/14.jpg

[crystal zinc]

Awwwwww

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#22435] "ghost dicks are fun" - chewpacabra

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2283] "oh" - cake

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#119015] "your not a dumb eemie your just dumb" - RandomKittyCat (Oct 16 2017 @ 05:47:51 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#126117] "You know you want to do butt stuff Ian" - Webxro (Nov 10 2017 @ 03:32:50 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#127965] "ur a good jerk" - Crumbledore (Nov 14 2017 @ 13:47:32 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#440] "Dr.: Butt @Lewis is a banana." - Dr.

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#49972] "i summon my trap card, COOKIU MONSTERU!" - Sora (Feb 26 2017 @ 04:15:35 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#25474] "H O R" - iris (Nov 11 2016 @ 15:11:38 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#660] "what did you do omg" - Lewis

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#114044] "mayonnaise is not currency but it is an instrument" - RandomKittyCat (Sep 26 2017 @ 14:02:02 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#108673] "🅱epis is a conversation starter" - RandomKittyCat (Sep 8 2017 @ 11:44:29 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1910] "poor uberb0t" - zurnona

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20303] "farmer in the streets, farmer in the sheets, i plow anything" - Fletcher

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#41901] "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." - Neptune (Jan 27 2017 @ 05:00:22 UTC)

[ruby owl]

Wh y

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2177] "This is Abigail and she is my waifu" - Shawn

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#118077] "the bra is how i pronounce zebra" - Magically Clueless (Oct 12 2017 @ 18:04:42 UTC)

[glossy badge]

.quote @red oyster

[half canyon]

[#137875] "that hook is used for more than just pirating if you know what i mean" - Danny (Dec 14 2017 @ 21:38:01 UTC)

[glossy badge]

.>

[red oyster]

.quote Danny

[half canyon]

[#126026] "i'm tired of these sonic dicks everywhere" - Danny (Nov 9 2017 @ 23:23:39 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote Danny

[half canyon]

[#137145] "i hate being ding donged" - Danny (Dec 12 2017 @ 23:48:49 UTC)

[red oyster]

great

why does everything relate to something sexual

[glossy badge]

.quote Danny

[half canyon]

[#134044] "rosalina has anime tits?" - Danny (Dec 3 2017 @ 01:43:43 UTC)

[glossy badge]

oh of course

[red oyster]

fuck

[glacial lake]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2695] "moiph x lewis" - Lewis

[glossy badge]

.quote @glossy badge

[livid slate]

@glossy badge, you just advanced to level 686!

[half canyon]

[#118258] "Get a pink boner i guess" - ଘYoseiri (Oct 13 2017 @ 11:02:14 UTC)

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned The Slammer!

[glossy badge]

.quote @glossy badge

[half canyon]

[#116597] "💬" - ଘYoseiri (Oct 7 2017 @ 18:26:25 UTC)

[glossy badge]

.quote @glossy badge

[half canyon]

[#133173] "boner" - ଘyoseiri (Nov 30 2017 @ 13:48:44 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote ଘYoseiri

[half canyon]

[#116597] "💬" - ଘYoseiri (Oct 7 2017 @ 18:26:25 UTC)

[glossy badge]

.quote @glossy badge

[half canyon]

[#118258] "Get a pink boner i guess" - ଘYoseiri (Oct 13 2017 @ 11:02:14 UTC)

[glossy badge]

huh

[red oyster]

you need to say more quotable things

[glossy badge]

there are more

but i cant see them

[red oyster]

.quote ଘYoseiri

[half canyon]

[#116597] "💬" - ଘYoseiri (Oct 7 2017 @ 18:26:25 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote eiri

[half canyon]

[#114788] "K I GO TIT" - Eiri (Sep 29 2017 @ 16:00:39 UTC)

[glossy badge]

@half canyon where is the one with me saying i dont have a dick

[red oyster]

.quote eiri

[half canyon]

[#113224] "but if it doesnt fit my taste, i dont sit, i mod" - Eiri (Sep 23 2017 @ 05:28:29 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote eiri

[half canyon]

[#114788] "K I GO TIT" - Eiri (Sep 29 2017 @ 16:00:39 UTC)

[glossy badge]

o iremember that

got it*

but i space bar at the wrongest time

[red oyster]

idk what other names could have been used

[glossy badge]

.quote ଘyoseiriଓ

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

[glossy badge]

:<

.quote yoseiri

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

[red oyster]

bad bot

[half canyon]

:(((((

[glossy badge]

.quote @glossy badge

[half canyon]

[#115684] "I DONT HAVE A DICK SO I CANT BANG LEWIS" - ଘYoseiri (Oct 3 2017 @ 15:05:56 UTC)

[glossy badge]

o

finnally

[red oyster]

there it is

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Sebastian 2!

@jaunty pike has earned Carp!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Gold Pickaxe!

[livid slate]

LianaInStitches#6918 has earned Neptune's Glaive!

Arphenion#9294 has earned Tuna!

@polar spruce has earned Vincent 4!

@placid storm has earned Tiara!

@misty jewel has earned Bneppe's Summer Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Baby Sheep!

[misty geode]

!level

[misty geode]

!rank

[misty jewel]

need help ?

[livid slate]

@peak wing has earned Bullhead!

Kylindra#3280 has earned Steel Hoe!

@misty jewel has earned Crayfish!

@red oyster has earned Bullhead!

@jolly beacon has earned Maru's Wrench!

@placid storm has earned Henchman 1!

@limber imp has earned Shane 3!

MerrycuriusXeno#9885 has earned Poppy!

@polar spruce has earned Cutlass!

@blazing mulch has earned Iron Dirk!

Arphenion#9294 has earned Wizard 1!

@bold quiver has earned Haley 4!

[livid slate]

Kylindra#3280 has earned Claymore!

MerrycuriusXeno#9885 has earned Sebastian 1!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned The Marmarru Badge!

@normal lily has earned Steel Hoe!

@red oyster has earned Dog!

@short brook has earned Evelyn 2!

@rigid gulch has earned Cat!

@fleet yew has earned Iron Dirk!

MerrycuriusXeno#9885 has earned Dizzy Badge!

@copper forge has earned Crayfish!

@elder vault has earned Daisy!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Abby's Planchette!

[livid slate]

@prisma jasper has earned Rainbow Trout!

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Sebastian 3!

[livid slate]

@placid storm has earned Red Snapper!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Goblin Mask!

@trail gyro has earned Marlon 1!

[livid slate]

@storm flicker has earned Poetic Wreath!

@storm flicker has earned TinySpaceFox's Summer Badge!

@storm flicker has earned Periwinkle!

@storm flicker has earned Galaxy Slingshot!

@storm flicker has earned Holiday Wreath!

[storm flicker]

ooooh

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Slimejack!

@pine remnant has earned Shane 2!

@misty jewel has earned Sam's Old Guitar!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Linus 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

@misty jewel has earned Cool Cap!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Tuna!

@placid storm has earned Emily 1!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Trias Badge!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@placid storm has earned Shane 4!

@red oyster has earned Krobus 1!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Vincent 1!

@sullen prism has earned Jodi 2!

[livid slate]

@copper grove has earned Galaxy Hammer!

[polar pecan]

!level

[livid slate]

@polar pecan, you just advanced to level 307!

@polar pecan has earned Rhubarb!

[somber sigil]

!level

[livid slate]

@somber sigil, you just advanced to level 1!

[half canyon]

!level

[livid slate]

@somber sigil has earned Abigail 4!

@somber sigil has earned Villager Badge!

[somber sigil]

kewl

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

“Duff” is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Femur!

[mighty helm]

!sash

[livid slate]

Aero's sash
Badges
Earnable: 13/122
Collectable: 17/414
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[somber sigil]

!help

.fact

[half canyon]

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

[somber sigil]

wow ok

.fact

[half canyon]

Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

China has more English speakers than the United States.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

Bulgarians are known to be the biggest yogurt eaters in the world.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

Honey is the only food that does not spoil.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.

[somber sigil]

.face

i meant fact

ok its typing smt

weird

.fact

[half canyon]

The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

[somber sigil]

knew that

.fact

[half canyon]

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats.

[somber sigil]

ok...

.fact

[half canyon]

13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.

[somber sigil]

xD

.fact

[half canyon]

The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver."

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are more types of insects in one tropical rain forest tree than there are in the entire state of Vermont.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are about a million ants per person. Ants are very social animals and will live in colonies that can contain almost 500,000 ants.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

[somber sigil]

wha

.fact

[half canyon]

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

Slugs have four noses.

[somber sigil]

.fact

[half canyon]

Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.

[livid slate]

@grim finch has earned Sandfish!

[livid slate]

totecoi's sash
Badges
Earnable: 21/122
Collectable: 67/414
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totecoi's sash
Badges
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Collectable: 67/414
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totecoi's sash
Badges
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Collectable: 67/414
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[half canyon]

http://random.dog/e9c94b72-4f92-4d65-b43a-e6decf24976f.jpg

http://random.dog/49cc1354-eae4-4bef-82ce-e1e83a26fb81.jpg

http://random.dog/c8b7083a-66cd-4178-b98f-871db254b9cb.mp4

http://random.dog/51b4bbd2-f99f-44f1-b1d2-eafb863c5c2f.mp4

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Perch!

[warm ibex]

!sash

[livid slate]

Christmas Sans's sash
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Collectable: 22/414
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[warm ibex]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Christmas Sans's sash
Badges
Earnable: 8/122
Collectable: 22/414
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[warm ibex]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

Christmas Sans's sash
Badges
Earnable: 8/122
Collectable: 22/414
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[warm ibex]

!rank

!level

[warm ibex]

[glossy badge]

!sash 30

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ's sash
Badges
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Collectable: 330/414
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[glossy badge]

!level

[sly gull]

!level

[livid slate]

@sly gull has earned Sandy 2!

[jolly beacon]

!level

[half canyon]

!level

[livid slate]

LianaInStitches#6918 has earned Gunther 1!

@polar spruce has earned White Cow!

@worthy trout has earned Void Chick!

Fantastic!#4035 has earned Explosive Ammo!

@sly gull has earned White Cow!

@versed tiger has earned Claymore!

@blazing mulch has earned Shane 4!

@simple wolf has earned Governor 3!

@peak wing has earned Gunther 1!

[peak nexus]

!sash

[livid slate]

Dunkasaur's sash
Badges
Earnable: 7/122
Collectable: 15/414
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[peak nexus]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Dunkasaur's sash
Badges
Earnable: 7/122
Collectable: 15/414
Page 2

[livid slate]

@midnight pasture has earned Demetrius 1!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Steel Falchion!

@placid storm has earned Wood Club!

[livid slate]

@tepid ivy has earned Rusty Sword!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Eggplant!

LianaInStitches#6918 has earned Neptune's Glaive!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

Fantastic!#4035 has earned Choose Badge!

@misty jewel has earned Crystal Dagger!

[livid slate]

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Steel Smallsword!

@frigid hare has earned Jodi 2!

@quasi vault has earned Evelyn 4!

[heady trout]

!level

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Pam 4!

@peak wing has earned Wicked Kris!

[peak wing]

.quote feeblebeeble

[half canyon]

[#119637] "Dream daddy is my shit" - feeblebeeble (Oct 18 2017 @ 22:06:31 UTC)

[peak wing]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#91643] "I never really say anything interesting" - SuperMaronda64 (Jul 20 2017 @ 15:35:57 UTC)

[peak wing]

aw

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Maru 3!

[thorny flax]

.quote aihr

[half canyon]

[#133989] "pay 4.99 to view this quote" - Aihr (Dec 2 2017 @ 22:40:31 UTC)

[thorny flax]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#36072] "i laugh at fart and poop jokes all the time" - magic (Dec 31 2016 @ 04:26:13 UTC)

[thorny flax]

[livid slate]

@queen torrent has earned Cockle!

@polar spruce has earned Octopus!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@quasi vault has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Bok Choy!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Good Ol' Cap!

@worthy trout has earned Beet!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned The Slammer!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Pirate's Sword!

@polar spruce has earned Carving Knife!

[livid slate]

@limber imp has earned Clam!

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Kale!

@red oyster has earned Sandfish!

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Perch!

[glossy badge]

!sash

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ's sash
Badges
Earnable: 29/122
Collectable: 330/414
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[livid slate]

@bold quiver has earned Sebastian 4!

@trail gyro has earned Mutant Carp!

@quasi vault has earned Iridium Pickaxe!

@polar spruce has earned Dog!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Obsidian Edge!

[livid slate]

yaboi#1853 has earned Insect Head!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Shane 1!

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Iridium Hoe!

@red oyster has earned Copper Pan!

[livid slate]

@spark star has earned Cockle!

@placid storm has earned Magic's Summer Badge!

[livid slate]

@abstract trellis has earned Dark Sword!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Henchman 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Sam 1!

[livid slate]

abvo#7888 has earned Kent 1!

@fresh sand has earned Seaweed!

@fresh sand has earned Villager Badge!

LianaInStitches#6918 has earned Demetrius 4!

[abstract trellis]

!level

[livid slate]

@polar spruce has earned White Chick!

@stoic mango has earned Copper Hoe!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Carving Knife!

@nocturne quiver has earned Blue Jazz!

@jaunty pike has earned Milk Pail!

[jaunty pike]

.usps track 9374889696090129630827

[half canyon]

Now tracking 9374889696090129630827 for FanDidlyTastic. Current status: Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item | Location: KENT @ 4:23 am December 23, 2017

[jaunty pike]

THANKS BOOOIIII

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Rapier!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Baby Sheep!

@red oyster has earned Red Mullet!

Arphenion#9294 has earned Scythe!

[polar spruce]

!level

[livid slate]

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Hops!

@tardy fox has earned Shane 2!

@tardy fox has earned Villager Badge!

@fresh sand has earned Governor 4!

@vestal sparrow has earned Slimejack!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Kent 3!

@polar spruce has earned Turtle Badge!

@acoustic sandal has earned Yeti Tooth!

@acoustic sandal has earned Villager Badge!

@jolly beacon has earned Lucky Bow!

Fantastic!#4035 has earned Red Mullet!

@peak wing has earned Hunter's Cap!

[rough cosmos]

FEEB UR GONNA PASS MEEE

!level

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Ghostfish!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Shrimp!

@rough cosmos has earned Linus 1!

[rough cosmos]

!lb

[livid slate]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-badges
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-events

LianaInStitches#6918 has earned Polka Bow!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Robin 2!

@blazing mulch has earned Gunther 1!

@quasi vault has earned Sebastian 3!

@ruby owl has earned Tiara!

@trail gyro has earned Wind Spire!

@blazing mulch has earned Iron Edge!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

@acoustic sandal has earned Scorpion Carp!

[livid slate]

@strange wedge has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[ruby owl]

!sash

[livid slate]

Knakir's sash
Badges
Earnable: 1/122
Collectable: 2/414
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@misty jewel has earned Halibut!

Fantastic!#4035 has earned Eel!

@sterile sable has earned Gold Hoe!

MerrycuriusXeno#9885 has earned Artichoke!

@rocky quail has earned Wood Club!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Slingshot!

[turbid inlet]

!level

[turbid inlet]

!sash

[livid slate]

doleperfection's sash
Badges
Earnable: 18/122
Collectable: 35/414
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@normal lily has earned Haley 2!

[normal lily]

!level

[livid slate]

@limber imp has earned Frivolous Badge!

MerrycuriusXeno#9885 has earned Dog!

@fleet yew has earned Krobus 1!

[livid slate]

@bold quiver has earned White Chicken!

[livid slate]

@lusty spade has earned Jas 2!

@lusty spade has earned Villager Badge!

@copper grove has earned Maru 1!

[copper grove]

!sash

[livid slate]

pineapotato's sash
Badges
Earnable: 6/122
Collectable: 15/414
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[copper grove]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

pineapotato's sash
Badges
Earnable: 6/122
Collectable: 15/414
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@normal lily has earned Coffee Bean!

@misty jewel has earned Eel!

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Alex 4!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Governor 3!

[half canyon]

@jaunty pike an upsdate! Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item | Location: HILLSBORO @ 12:07 am December 24, 2017

[livid slate]

@odd ibex has earned Wind Spire!

@misty jewel has earned Pumpkin!

[livid slate]

@flat gyro has earned Copper Pickaxe!

@flat gyro has earned Villager Badge!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@burnt totem has earned Pierre 1!

[livid slate]

@manic sparrow has earned Void Salmon!

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Walleye!

@red oyster has earned Bullhead!

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Sebastian 4!

[burnt totem]

Merry christmas! ♥️

[livid slate]

@burnt totem has earned Adventurer Badge!

@uneven star has earned Bok Choy!

Kylindra#3280 has earned Gus 4!

[livid slate]

@fleet cedar has earned Adventurer Badge!

@sullen prism has earned Rhubarb!

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Milk Pail!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Kent 2!

[glossy badge]

!sash

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ's sash
Badges
Earnable: 29/122
Collectable: 331/414
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[glossy badge]

!sash 30

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ's sash
Badges
Earnable: 29/122
Collectable: 331/414
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@spark star has earned Fiberglass Rod!

[livid slate]

@jaunty pike has earned Sandy 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Steel Pickaxe!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

[half canyon]

@jaunty pike an upsdate! Arrived at Hub | Location: VANCOUVER @ 5:55 am December 24, 2017

[livid slate]

@fleet yew has earned Adventurer Badge!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Alex's Bat!

@uneven star has earned Bullhead!

@blazing mulch has earned Pierre 2!

@red oyster has earned Sunfish!

[polar spruce]

!level

[livid slate]

@prisma jasper has earned Holy Blade!

@polar spruce has earned Blue Jazz!

@fleet yew has earned Linus 3!

LianaInStitches#6918 has earned Abby's Planchette!

[rocky quail]

!level

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Fan's Summer Badge!

[half canyon]

@jaunty pike an upsdate! Out for Delivery | Location: VANCOUVER @ 7:51 am December 24, 2017

[glossy badge]

catto

!sash

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ's sash
Badges
Earnable: 29/122
Collectable: 332/414
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[glossy badge]

:0000000

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Baby Rabbit!

[livid slate]

Fantastic!#4035 has earned Maru 3!

@blazing mulch has earned The Slammer!

Kady Grant#4633 has earned Copper Watering Can!

[livid slate]

@peak wing has earned Bok Choy!

[livid slate]

@jade acorn has earned Evelyn 3!

@jade acorn has earned Villager Badge!

@misty jewel has earned Sam 1!

@torpid cloud has earned Sebastian 3!

@spare ravine has earned Willy 3!

@spare ravine has earned Villager Badge!

@red oyster has earned Marnie 2!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Fedora!

@warm rover has earned Decorated Wreath!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned The Fan Badge!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Steel Hoe!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Legend!

@native gulch has earned Shiny Wreath!

@native gulch has earned Shears!

@native gulch has earned Garlic!

@native gulch has earned Horse!

@midnight pasture has earned Aquova Badge!

[native gulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Tacky Wreath!

@compact dove has earned Decorated Wreath!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Jodi 4!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Holy Blade!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Linus 3!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Baby Goat!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Iridium Watering Can!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Penny's Fryer!

eemie the christmas elf#7049 has earned Rainbow Trout!

@jade steeple has earned Poetic Wreath!

@jade steeple has earned Hard Hat!

@jade steeple has earned Periwinkle!

@jade steeple has earned Steel Falchion!

@misty jewel has earned Plum Chapeau!

@misty jewel has earned Tuna!

@misty jewel has earned Sam 2!

@misty jewel has earned Maru 1!

[misty jewel]

why did I get that ?

[livid slate]

@sterile sable has earned Holiday Wreath!

@sterile sable has earned Musical Wreath!

@sterile sable has earned Shadow Dagger!

@sterile sable has earned Galaxy Slingshot!

@sterile sable has earned Polka Bow!

@blazing mulch has earned Decorated Wreath!

@blazing mulch has earned Fedora!

@blazing mulch has earned Wizard 2!

@blazing mulch has earned Maru's Wrench!

@polar pecan has earned Alex 3!

@polar pecan has earned Demetrius 4!

@polar pecan has earned Jodi 1!

@polar pecan has earned Ornament Wreath!

@thorny flax has earned Decorated Wreath!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Maru 2!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Lewis 1!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Sandy 2!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Bamboo Pole!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Kent 3!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Wut Badge!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Robin 4!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Sandy 3!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Jas 1!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Dorado!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Cat Ears!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Fedora!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Dinosaur!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Copper Watering Can!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Void Salmon!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Delicate Bow!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Summer Spangle!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Void Chicken!

[thorny flax]

That’s a whole lotta badges

!level

[livid slate]

@sly gull has earned Holiday Wreath!

@sly gull has earned Musical Wreath!

@sly gull has earned Holy Blade!

@quasi vault has earned Taco Cat's Summer Badge!

@sly gull has earned Heater!

@sly gull has earned Harvey 4!

@misty geode has earned Decorated Wreath!

@misty geode has earned Penny 2!

@misty geode has earned Gold Axe!

@misty geode has earned Jodi 3!

@jade steeple has earned Shiny Wreath!

@jade steeple has earned Linus 3!

@jade steeple has earned Mutant Carp!

@jade steeple has earned Iridium Axe!

[jade steeple]

[livid slate]

@jolly beacon has earned Walleye!

@long garden has earned Decorated Wreath!

@long garden has earned Abigail 2!

@long garden has earned Kent 2!

@long garden has earned Gold Pickaxe!

[misty jewel]

!level

[livid slate]

@scenic lotus has earned Holiday Wreath!

@scenic lotus has earned Polka Bow!

@scenic lotus has earned White Chick!

@scenic lotus has earned Caroline 4!

@scenic lotus has earned Cowpoke Hat!

@scenic lotus has earned Poppy!

@scenic lotus has earned Delicate Bow!

@scenic lotus has earned White Algae!

@scenic lotus has earned Carving Knife!

@scenic lotus has earned The Fan Badge!

@scenic lotus has earned Alex 2!

[compact dove]

!level

[compact dove]

WHOO

[ruby owl]

Whoa

How tf

!level

[ruby owl]

I'm

[blazing mulch]

Magic you need to gain 14 more levels

by new year

[ruby owl]

Within the next couple days

I agree with Battle. We're counting on you.

[idle zinc]

!level

[idle zinc]

.fact

[half canyon]

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

[idle zinc]

.fact

[half canyon]

In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

[livid slate]

@rigid gulch has earned Wut Badge!

[idle zinc]

.fact

[half canyon]

The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.

[livid slate]

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Delicate Bow!

@lilac brook has earned Bok Choy!

@brittle pulsar has earned Iron Edge!

[half canyon]

@jaunty pike an upsdate! Delivered, In/At Mailbox | Location: VANCOUVER @ 11:28 am December 24, 2017

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Iron Edge!

@polar spruce has earned Copper Pan!

@hard topaz has earned The Crumbledore badge!

@rigid gulch has earned Oyster!

Anit#1152 has earned Seaweed!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Iridium Hoe!

@red oyster has earned Lobster!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned White Chick!

@blazing mulch has earned Haley 4!

[livid slate]

@polar spruce has earned Arphenion Badge!

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Fedora!

@inner cedar has earned Tiara!

@inner cedar has earned Villager Badge!

@placid storm has earned Albacore!

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned The Golden Badge!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Cool Cap!

[red oyster]

.quote Airy Chips

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick]

[red oyster]

.quote @thorny flax

[half canyon]

[#125362] "👂 👁 👃 👁 👂
👅
👉 👗 👉
👠 👠" - Airy Chips (Nov 7 2017 @ 07:11:23 UTC)

[thorny flax]

👀

THAT ONE DOESN'T EVEN WORK

.quote Airy Chips

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick]

[red oyster]

lol

[thorny flax]

fuck you, uber

[red oyster]

.quote Aihr

[half canyon]

[#95411] "time doesn't exist in the suffer zone™" - aihr (Jul 29 2017 @ 21:57:55 UTC)

[thorny flax]

now i have to @ MYSELF EVERY TIME I QUOTE MYSELF

.quote @thorny flax

[red oyster]

ya i think so

[half canyon]

[#115686] "ID BANG LUIGI" - Airy Chips (Oct 3 2017 @ 15:08:54 UTC)

[thorny flax]

squiNTS

[red oyster]

LOL

i mean

who wouldn't want to bang luigi

.quote Airy_Chips

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

[red oyster]

uber is dumb

[thorny flax]

@half canyon fuck you

[half canyon]

NO FUCK YUOU

[livid slate]

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Yooniper's Summer Badge!

Arphenion#9294 has earned Lucky Bow!

[polar spruce]

!level

[jade acorn]

!level

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned The Marmarru Badge!

@limpid basalt has earned Willy 3!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Shears!

@bold quiver has earned The Adrii Badge!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Fiberglass Rod!

abvo#7888 has earned Oyster!

@jolly beacon has earned Harvey's Mallet!

[jolly beacon]

!lb

[livid slate]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-badges
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-events

@blazing mulch has earned Harvey 3!

@peak wing has earned Carving Knife!

@red oyster has earned Cranberries!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Emily 4!

@limpid basalt has earned Morris 4!

[fresh blaze]

.img aaron flex

[half canyon]

https://orig00.deviantart.net/0fa0/f/2016/012/c/5/aaron_s_flex_by_lordofsilense-d9nrsm2.png

[livid slate]

@polar spruce has earned Earmuffs!

@cyan iron has earned Pierre 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Leah 1!

@spark star has earned Leah's Whittler!

[livid slate]

@prisma jasper has earned Official Cap!

@worthy trout has earned Ancient Fruit!

@polar spruce has earned Duck!

[polar spruce]

PERFECT

[livid slate]

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Pierre 1!

@jade acorn has earned Fedora!

@trail gyro has earned Explosive Ammo!

@quasi vault has earned Squid!

@analog schooner has earned Explosive Ammo!

@red oyster has earned Cloudy Glow's Summer Badge!

@pine remnant has earned Herring!

@rigid gulch has earned Hunter's Cap!

[livid slate]

@limber imp has earned Crystal Dagger!

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Iron Edge!

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Abigail 2!

@trail gyro has earned Rhubarb!

@quasi vault has earned Lava Eel!

[livid slate]

@spark star has earned Alex 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Sunflower!

Fantastic!#4035 has earned Amaranth!

[livid slate]

@silent sigil has earned Demetrius 3!

@polar spruce has earned Sunfish!

@rotund forum has earned George 1!

[glossy badge]

!level

[glossy badge]

!sash

[livid slate]

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Collectable: 332/414
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Kylindra#3280 has earned Gunther 1!

@limpid basalt has earned Horse!

@trail gyro has earned Milk Pail!

@maiden flare has earned Mussel!

@bold quiver has earned Galaxy Dagger!

@tardy fox has earned Cool Cap!

[livid slate]

@jade acorn has earned The Slammer!

[mighty helm]

!leel

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Morris 2!

[livid slate]

@polar spruce has earned Wizard 1!

@polar spruce has earned Farmer Badge!

@trail gyro has earned Steel Hoe!

@dusky swift has earned Mouse Ears!

@torn kite has earned Mixed Seeds!

@torn kite has earned Villager Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Adventurer Badge!

[livid slate]

@polar spruce has earned Backpack 1!

@tardy fox has earned Harvey 1!

@frigid hare has earned Pirate's Sword!

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Linus 4!

[livid slate]

@trail gyro has earned Maru's Wrench!

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned George 3!

Arphenion#9294 has earned Sweet Gem Berry!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Tiger Trout!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Morris 4!

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned TinySpaceFox's Summer Badge!

@rigid gulch has earned White Algae!

[livid slate]

@wintry current has earned Harvey 4!

[polar pecan]

!level

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Abigail 1!

@rough cosmos has earned Governor 4!

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Milk Pail!

@quiet wave has earned Adventurer Badge!

@limber imp has earned Eel!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Morris 1!

@jade steeple has earned Gnome's Cap!

@sleek lynx has earned Gil 1!

@misty jewel has earned Kent 4!

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Emily 2!

[livid slate]

abvo#7888 has earned Elliott 3!

@misty jewel has earned Gil 1!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Maru's Wrench!

@placid storm has earned Steel Smallsword!

[polar spruce]

!level

[livid slate]

@polar spruce has earned Lewis 2!

@faint trellis has earned Leah 1!

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Abigail 2!

@copper grove has earned Shane 2!

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Bear-In-The-Air Badge!

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Angler!

@trail gyro has earned Pumpkin!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned The Golden Badge!

[polar pecan]

!level

[half canyon]

!level

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Willy 1!

@glacial lake has earned Robin 4!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

[livid slate]

@glossy badge has earned Level 700 Badge!

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Clint 4!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@surreal lagoon has earned Daisy!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Pig!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Henchman 1!

@misty jewel has earned Alex 3!

Fantastic!#4035 has earned Hops!

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Marnie 2!

@surreal lagoon has earned Crab!

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

[surreal lagoon]

i'm reading this out at the christmas dinner table

.fact

[half canyon]

Neurons multiply at a rate 250,000 neurons per minute during early pregnancy.

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

A “2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.

[surreal lagoon]

.fact

[half canyon]

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.

[livid slate]

@burnt tiger has earned Kent 1!

@burnt tiger has earned Villager Badge!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Pam 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Bouncer 1!

@brittle pulsar has earned Sam 2!

@uneven epoch has earned Hops!

@misty jewel has earned Gunther 1!

[livid slate]

@misty geode has earned Iridium Pickaxe!

[livid slate]

@peak wing has earned HCO's Summer Badge!

[livid slate]

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Penny 2!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Mixed Seeds!

@misty jewel has earned Pierre 2!

@red oyster has earned Sebastian 3!

@wintry current has earned Eggplant!

[wintry current]

eggplant

yes

[livid slate]

Entoarox#0580 has earned Gold Watering Can!

[livid slate]

@quasi vault has earned Bone Sword!

Kylindra#3280 has earned Abby's Planchette!

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-badges
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-events

@idle zinc has earned The ConcernedApe Badge!

[livid slate]

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Steel Pickaxe!

@tardy fox has earned Harvey 1!

@rigid gulch has earned Dinosaur!

@tepid ivy has earned Wicked Kris!

@polar spruce has earned Shane 3!

[polar spruce]

Good. Dead.

[livid slate]

@light gust has earned Gold Watering Can!

@light gust has earned Villager Badge!

@quasi vault has earned Sunfish!

@fast marten has earned Salmon!

@fast marten has earned Farmer Badge!

@red oyster has earned Catfish!

@jade acorn has earned Pickaxe!

@tribal yarrow has earned Crab!

@tribal yarrow has earned Villager Badge!

LianaInStitches#6918 has earned Scorpion Carp!

@tepid ivy has earned Backpack 2!

@polar spruce has earned Fiberglass Rod!

[livid slate]

@quasi vault has earned Abby's Planchette!

[glacial lake]

.fact

[half canyon]

The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.

[glacial lake]

.fact

[half canyon]

Each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man woman and child in the world.

[glacial lake]

.fact

[half canyon]

A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.

[glacial lake]

.fact

[half canyon]

Representations of butterflies are seen in Egyptian frescoes at Thebes, which are 3,500 years old.

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Tiger Trout!

[azure scarab]

.fact

[half canyon]

A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.

[livid slate]

@surreal lagoon has earned Crumbledore Badge!

[livid slate]

Anit#1152 has earned Bamboo Pole!

@peak wing has earned Emily 4!

@sterile sable has earned Caroline 4!

[livid slate]

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Eye Patch!

@red oyster has earned Penny 2!

[livid slate]

@polar spruce has earned Sebastian 1!

@trail gyro has earned Level 50 Badge!

@trail gyro has earned The Marmarru Badge!

[frozen vortex]

!level

[frozen vortex]

rip

[livid slate]

@tardy fox has earned Governor 3!

@jolly hare has earned Penny's Fryer!

@jolly hare has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Lead Rod!

@bold quiver has earned Goat!

@fresh sand has earned Leah 3!

@placid storm has earned Coffee Bean!

@normal lily has earned Vincent 1!

@polar spruce has earned Penny 3!

@thin coral has earned Harvey's Mallet!

@thin coral has earned Villager Badge!

@rigid gulch has earned Pirate's Sword!

Arphenion#9294 has earned Sasara's Summer Badge!

@stone cloak has earned Carp!

@stone cloak has earned Villager Badge!

ଘyoseiriଓ#2600 has earned Bneppe's Summer Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Sebastian 4!

[glossy badge]

!level

[glossy badge]

!lb

[livid slate]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-badges
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-events

@tardy fox has earned Mutant Carp!

@red oyster has earned Wizard 2!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Cat!

[glossy badge]

!sash

[livid slate]

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Collectable: 334/414
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[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2150] "that means sex in german? why is it so long" - Lewis

[red oyster]

.quotee

.quote

[half canyon]

[#137033] "I can't play any survival fps games if I can't see a girl's crotch through her pants" - Crumbledore (Dec 12 2017 @ 15:39:03 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#24723] "I'M GONNA GO VIOLENTLY SHAKE THIS SLAGLE ELSEWHERE" - Cheb (Nov 7 2016 @ 13:07:22 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#13253] "boobies" - Jev

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#135866] "im fucking 11" - eemie (Dec 8 2017 @ 13:56:31 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#115305] "( . y . )" - Hangy³ {Forza Napoli!} (Oct 1 2017 @ 21:24:53 UTC)

[red oyster]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#134631] "anyway i nominate myself for being a good person fuck yall" - eemie (Dec 4 2017 @ 18:03:22 UTC)