governors-mansion

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ଘyōseiri's sash
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!lb

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https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-badges
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-events

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!sash

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IzJusty's sash
Badges
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Collectable: 72/410
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!level

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@brittle pulsar has earned Evelyn 2!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Linus 3!

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@placid storm has earned Rusty Sword!

yaboi#1853 has earned Shane 3!

Potato#5266 has earned HCO's Summer Badge!

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@analog schooner has earned Backpack 1!

@red oyster has earned Sheared Sheep!

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.cat

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http://random.cat/i/img_20170317_192801.jpg

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.dog

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http://random.dog/d28047c5-1bce-4b94-988a-d05d5c15d5fb.jpeg

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nice

!sash

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Tyrian's sash
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Collectable: 27/410
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!sash 2

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Tyrian's sash
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Collectable: 27/410
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@ornate zinc has earned Emily 3!

@last bronze has earned Sunfish!

@blazing mulch has earned Watermelon Band!

[blazing mulch]

.fact

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Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes.

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@misty jewel has earned Evelyn 3!

@languid tapir has earned Bowler Hat!

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@blazing mulch has earned Vincent 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Pumpkin!

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@placid storm has earned Ghostfish!

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PulloutPerry#4496 has earned Plum Chapeau!

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@blazing mulch: be sleeping (1w ago)

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@red oyster has earned Jodi 2!

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@upbeat marlin has earned Rhubarb!

@copper forge has earned Pike!

[copper forge]

.fact

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More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

[blazing mulch]

.fact

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.fact

The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

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!quote springacres

[blazing mulch]

maybe need id

springacres#6942

!quote springacres#6942

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@blazing mulch has earned Quote Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

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!quote @copper forge

[blazing mulch]

weird

.fact

[half canyon]

Dragonflies are capable of flying sixty miles per hour, making them one of the fastest insects. This is good since they are in a big hurry, as they only live about twenty-four hours.

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very

.quote

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[#11481] "moiph i love u..." - lewis

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.quote @blazing mulch

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@blazing mulch, you just advanced to level 1!

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No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

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@blazing mulch has earned Trucker Hat!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

[copper forge]

ah, I was using the incorrect syntax

[blazing mulch]

that seems to work

[copper forge]

.quote @copper forge

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No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

[blazing mulch]

.quote springacres#6942

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No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

[blazing mulch]

you need to add em

[copper forge]

.quote add

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Usage: .quote add "quote here" - username

[blazing mulch]

.quote "but you could misquote anybody" - everyboysfantasy

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Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick]

[blazing mulch]

.quote "but you could misquote anybody" - everyboysfantasy#0009

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Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick]

[blazing mulch]

.quote add "but you could misquote anybody" - everyboysfantasy#0009

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Quote added by everyboysfantasy as #122190

[blazing mulch]

.quote @blazing mulch

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No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|edit|remove] [#|"quote"] [- nick])

[blazing mulch]

😠

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@spark star has earned Crystal Dagger!

[spark star]

wo

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@rigid gulch has earned Brown Chicken!

@cyan iron has earned Hweet Badge!

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@frigid hare has earned Willy 3!

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Kylindra#3280 has earned George 4!

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@broken eagle has earned Brown Chick!

@broken eagle has earned Villager Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Galaxy Hammer!

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

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@red oyster has earned Morris 3!

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ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Bouncer 1!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Abigail 2!

@stone schooner has earned Willy 1!

@rotund forum has earned Sheared Sheep!

@jolly beacon has earned Lewis 4!

[river hearth]

dumb mayor

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.cat

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http://random.cat/i/S71Qfig.jpg

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!level

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@blazing mulch has earned Poppy!

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!level

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!sash

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ଘyōseiri's sash
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!level

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Entoarox#580 has earned Daisy!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Burglar's Shank!

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Copper Axe!

@analog schooner has earned Trucker Hat!

@wheat spoke has earned Tropiclip!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Haley 4!

[compact dove]

.g stardew valley wiki the legend

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https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Legend

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@mossy raft has earned Parsnip!

@peak wing has earned Marnie 4!

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.fact

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President John F Kennedy could read 4 newspapers in 20 minutes.

[blazing mulch]

.w

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Rain, 42F (6C) (279.15K) / feels like 39F (4C) (277.15K) | High: 48F (9C) | Low: 38F (3C) | Humidity: 90% | Wind: N @ 4.44mph (7.1km/h) | 100% chance of rain (Lexington, Kentucky (US))

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@wheat spoke has earned Adventurer Badge!

@stone schooner has earned Steel Pickaxe!

@blazing mulch has earned Spaztika Badge!

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.fact

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A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.

[polar pecan]

Knew that

.fact

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King Louis XIX ruled France for 15 minutes.

[polar pecan]

HAHA

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.fact

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The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

[polar pecan]

.fact

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Residents of Houston, Texas lead the U.S. in eating out - approximately 4.6 times per week.

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@wheat spoke has earned Spaztika Badge!

@wheat spoke has earned Rusty Key Badge!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Void Salmon!

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!level

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Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Adrii Badge!

@peak wing has earned Backpack 2!

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@placid storm has earned The Adrii Badge!

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@sullen prism has earned Linus 4!

@rigid gulch has earned SuperMaronda64 Badge!

@plain bough has earned Wooden Blade!

@blazing mulch has earned Alex's Bat!

@misty jewel has earned Marlon 1!

@jaunty pike has earned Lewis 1!

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.

[blazing mulch]

sounds cheesy

[livid slate]

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Bamboo Pole!

IzGhosty#7135 has earned Pike!

@blazing mulch has earned Jas 1!

@misty jewel has earned Demetrius 1!

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@limber imp has earned Jas 3!

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@brittle pulsar has earned Melon!

@misty jewel has earned Octopus!

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@undone widget has earned Copper Pan!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Chub!

[oak lake]

!level

[oak lake]

!sash

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QueenKiller's sash
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@misty jewel has earned Amaranth!

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ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Plum Chapeau!

@blazing mulch has earned Alex 2!

[polar pecan]

!level

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@polar pecan has earned Galaxy Slingshot!

[polar pecan]

!sash

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Pinkbunny's sash
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[polar pecan]

it looks powerful, but is it? 🤔

.fact

[half canyon]

”Judge Judy” has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.

[misty jewel]

so the more important you are the bigger the salary

[polar pecan]

LOL

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@blazing mulch has earned Pumpkin!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

[polar pecan]

LOL

[misty jewel]

Let me swallow this ball point pen and get back to chat

[polar pecan]

ROFL

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@misty jewel has earned Evelyn 4!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13.

[livid slate]

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Willy 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Lewis 4!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

[misty jewel]

Ooooo

[polar pecan]

.fact

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weird adults

[half canyon]

During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, “Red Vineyard at Arles”.

[polar pecan]

that's a repeat

the first one

idt I've seen the second on tho

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i feel bad for Vincent

he was a good man

[misty jewel]

and slightly insane

[glossy badge]

well yea

but Vincent Van Gogh

i empathy him

[misty jewel]

cutting ears as well ?

[glossy badge]

empathy everyones but no ones understand you its pretty suck

he cut his ear because he empathy the girl

but he cant do anything

so he shared his pain with her

[livid slate]

@fleet cedar has earned Henchman 2!

@fleet cedar has earned Villager Badge!

[polar pecan]

He really lived what he believed I guess

!level

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@reef girder has earned Jas 1!

@reef girder has earned Villager Badge!

@blissful notch has earned Elliott 3!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.

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@analog schooner has earned Governor 3!

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...

i acidently read it into Boob Dylan

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.fact

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There are over a million described species of insects. Some people estimate there are actually between 15 and 30 million species.

[polar pecan]

Hahaha

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.quote

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[#42881] "some of the sweetest desserts are served cold" - magic (Jan 31 2017 @ 03:55:52 UTC)

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.quote

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[#5382] "But now you need to lose it." - A Dinosaur

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.quote

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[#18548] "I wish I could wear pants at work" - Iz

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👀

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ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Butterfly Bow!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Emily 3!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are more types of insects in one tropical rain forest tree than there are in the entire state of Vermont.

[livid slate]

@polar pecan, you just advanced to level 260!

@polar pecan has earned Lucky Bow!

[polar pecan]

!sash

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Pinkbunny's sash
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[polar pecan]

all repeat badges 😭

.fact

[half canyon]

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

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Crumbledore#4123 has earned Penny's Fryer!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Emily 4!

@white palm has earned Abigail 3!

@misty jewel has earned Gold Watering Can!

@analog schooner has earned Morris 4!

@wheat spoke has earned Blue Jazz!

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!level

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@cold lodge has earned Lewis 2!

@jovial hawk has earned Albacore!

@analog schooner has earned Dizzy Badge!

@wheat spoke has earned Jodi 2!

Zaph#8535 has earned George 4!

@blazing mulch has earned Vincent 1!

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!rank

!level

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.fact

[half canyon]

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

[undone widget]

.fact

[half canyon]

Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.

[undone widget]

/fact

.fact

[half canyon]

1 in 5 of the world's doctors are Russian.

[jovial hawk]

.w

[half canyon]

Partly Cloudy, 71F (21C) (294.15K) / feels like 72F (22C) (295.15K) | High: 83F (29C) | Low: 68F (20C) | Humidity: 87% | Wind: N @ 3.29mph (5.3km/h) | 1% chance of rain (Brisbane, Australia (AU))

[jovial hawk]

1% 😓

does rain dance

[winged spindle]

remind me in 40 minutes to watch show

[half canyon]

Ugh I suppose, Cloudy Glow (#110559)

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@frigid hare has earned Gold Hoe!

@misty jewel has earned Marnie 2!

@placid storm has earned Ghostfish!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Bone Sword!

[glossy badge]

remind me in 9 hours to pack up hope n dream CAUSE WERE GONNA BLAST SOM PASTEL MUSHROOM

[half canyon]

Roger that, ଘyōseiri (#110563)

[misty jewel]

gay alien pastel mushroom ?

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yess

[misty jewel]

cool

[glossy badge]

remind me in 9 hours to pack up life n sould CAUSE WERE GONNA MAKE SOME GAY ALIEN MUSHY STUFF

[half canyon]

always, ଘyōseiri <3 (#110564)

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o damn

uber lov me

[misty jewel]

.8ball hey uber, do you love eiri ?

[half canyon]

Yarp.

[glossy badge]

.8ball u gayer

[half canyon]

Yarp.

[glossy badge]

.8ball Yarp?

[half canyon]

I defer to the last person that used the 8ball command.

[glossy badge]

Yarp

[half canyon]

...LMAO

[misty jewel]

.8ball uber do you love everyone ?

you are mean uber

[glossy badge]

.choose nah jkjk i love everyone

[half canyon]

nah jkjk i love everyone

[glossy badge]

.choose @misty jewel ❤

[half canyon]

@misty jewel ❤

[glossy badge]

sorry i have to

[misty jewel]

lol

[glossy badge]

remind me in 14 hours to pack up my gay cause eiri need a new mail box and maybe aliens birb, the colorfulest borb

[half canyon]

ehhhhhhhh ok (#110566)

@winged spindle: watch show (40m ago)

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remind me in 14 hours to add more food (cheese cake, tiramisu, donuts...)

[half canyon]

grumbles, mutters some vulgarities about humans...ଘyōseiri in particular... fiiiine. (#110567)

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y is so many modding ideas swimming i n m y bra i n

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@rotund forum has earned Robin 2!

[livid slate]

@strange marlin has earned Jodi 3!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Willy 1!

@red oyster has earned Insect Head!

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Daisy!

@rigid gulch has earned Insect Head!

@random trellis has earned Villager Badge!

@random trellis has earned Haley 2!

@blissful notch has earned Shrimp!

[livid slate]

@pliant stag has earned Carving Knife!

[livid slate]

Arphenion#9294 has earned Penny 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Crayfish!

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Walleye!

@brittle pulsar has earned George 4!

[livid slate]

Potato#5266 has earned Jodi 1!

[livid slate]

@atomic holly has earned Maru's Wrench!

@analog schooner has earned Emily 4!

@blazing mulch has earned Pierre 2!

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

[livid slate]

@spark star has earned Earmuffs!

@frank fog has earned Dwarf 1!

mechapie#4035 has earned Daisy!

@frigid hare has earned Dorado!

@trim vine has earned White Chicken!

@crisp garnet has earned Sandfish!

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned The Iris Badge!

[livid slate]

@analog schooner has earned Haley's Iron!

[livid slate]

@pliant stag has earned Void Salmon!

@blazing mulch has earned Dizzy Badge!

[blazing mulch]

YAY

.fact

ubber didnt give me a fact

.fact

RIP

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@vocal yoke has earned George 4!

[unborn nest]

.help

[half canyon]

info: https://ub3r-b0t.com | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

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@pliant stag has earned Scythe!

@blazing mulch has earned Gil 1!

[half canyon]

@glossy badge: pack up hope n dream CAUSE WERE GONNA BLAST SOM PASTEL MUSHROOM (9h ago)

@glossy badge: pack up life n sould CAUSE WERE GONNA MAKE SOME GAY ALIEN MUSHY STUFF (9h ago)

[livid slate]

@placid storm has earned Sam 2!

@placid storm has earned Level 300 Badge!

@midnight pasture has earned Sam's Old Guitar!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Willy 3!

@placid storm has earned Explosive Ammo!

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

The pancreas produces Insulin.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

[livid slate]

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Marnie 2!

@arctic forge has earned Ghostfish!

@arctic forge has earned Villager Badge!

[arctic forge]

tf?

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Elliott 2!

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

[blazing mulch]

loled

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Simpsons is the longest running animated series on TV.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

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@robust bay has earned Polka Bow!

@robust bay has earned Villager Badge!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Robin 4!

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

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@austere fulcrum, you just advanced to level 36!

@austere fulcrum has earned George 2!

[half canyon]

The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day

[livid slate]

@placid storm has earned Pierre 2!

@red oyster has earned Sam 4!

@obtuse island has earned Haley 2!

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

Czechs are the biggest consumers of beer per male in the world.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Simpsons is the longest running animated series on TV.

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

[livid slate]

yaboi#1853 has earned Vincent 4!

@blazing mulch has earned Goat!

@rigid gulch has earned Copper Axe!

@placid storm has earned Willy 3!

[quiet widget]

.cat

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http://random.cat/i/18382893861_da35ddfa2b_b.jpg

[quiet widget]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/798-24d70f1b21955a6b0bb731bd4376f250-stupid-cat-in-chicken-costume-1.jpg

[quiet widget]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/NcRnbvQ.jpg

[quiet widget]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/3eK4i.jpg

[quiet widget]

There are good cats

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@red oyster has earned Cool Cap!

@peak wing has earned Gnome's Cap!

mechapie#4035 has earned Cat Ears!

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Cat Ears!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Abigail 3!

@alpine wyvern has earned Seaweed!

@alpine wyvern has earned Villager Badge!

@cyan stump has earned Jas 1!

[livid slate]

@quiet widget has earned Demetrius 2!

@quiet widget has earned Farmer Badge!

Kylindra#3280 has earned Brown Chicken!

@elder vault has earned Penny 3!

@rotund forum has earned Baby Sheep!

@short heath has earned Villager Badge!

@short heath has earned Haley's Iron!

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!level

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!sash

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ଘyōseiri's sash
Badges
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Collectable: 256/410
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.quote

[half canyon]

[#107528] "xD" - ／(･ × ･)＼ (Sep 4 2017 @ 12:00:01 UTC)

[glossy badge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#5657] "that's not my penis btw" - spaztika

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.quote

[half canyon]

[#117038] "I wish his adventures involved less pee" - Jasper (Oct 9 2017 @ 12:54:38 UTC)

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.quote

[half canyon]

[#110596] "sex is like playing spades.... if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand" - Hangy (Sep 13 2017 @ 19:34:15 UTC)

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.quote

[half canyon]

[#13414] "Am I allowed to say that an orangutan's face looks like a cross between a vagina and a rhinoceros' butthole?" - Zarnias

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.quote

[half canyon]

[#24819] "I LOVE FRIITY PEBBELS" - salt (Nov 8 2016 @ 01:22:17 UTC)

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.quote

[half canyon]

[#108139] "tfw tired so decide to put phone on charger and read book in bed
but end up plugging charger into book and carrying phone 2 bed" - Jaspéroni™ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - (Sep 6 2017 @ 18:59:39 UTC)

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.quote

[half canyon]

[#116152] "GOSH U DRAMA BOY LET ME EAT THIS ASS" - ଘYoseiri (Oct 5 2017 @ 15:07:41 UTC)

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.quote

[half canyon]

[#14616] "me and goofy were meant to be" - alco

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.quote

[half canyon]

[#10277] " I'm getting FUCKED by FRIENDSHIP" - maru

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.quote

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[#36586] "i am a cannibal ass" - wut (Jan 3 2017 @ 05:25:09 UTC)

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.quote

[half canyon]

[#14807] "helicopter your dick somewhere else marm" - alco

[glossy badge]

.quote

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[#3320] "good riddance" - Finn on Amy leaving

[glossy badge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#115491] "Hey Rin, what's wrong with your ass?" - Pheasible (Oct 2 2017 @ 16:46:35 UTC)

[livid slate]

@placid storm has earned Bowler Hat!

[livid slate]

@wheat spoke has earned Pig!

@blissful notch has earned Steel Pickaxe!

[glossy badge]

!level

[half canyon]

@glossy badge: pack up your gay cause eiri need a new mail box and maybe aliens birb, the colorfulest borb (14h ago)

[livid slate]

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Cat!

@potent folio has earned Kent 3!

[half canyon]

@glossy badge: add more food (cheese cake, tiramisu, donuts...) (14h ago)

[livid slate]

@sterile sable has earned Garlic!

@short heath has earned Trias Badge!

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Perch!

@hexed yarrow has earned Jas 4!

@hexed yarrow has earned Villager Badge!

[turbid inlet]

!sash

[livid slate]

doleperfection's sash
Badges
Earnable: 1/116
Collectable: 1/410
Page 1

[glossy badge]

!level

[glossy badge]

remind me in 70 hours to make more sweets for sdv

[half canyon]

yep sure sure np (#110729)

[glossy badge]

remind me in 1 hour to continue the chinchilla

[half canyon]

il bash ye fookin ead in ଘyōseiri i sware on me mum. but ok just this once mate (#110730)

[misty jewel]

Ooooo, eiri is level 420

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Snail!

@blazing mulch has earned Governor 1!

[livid slate]

@tulip anchor has earned Evelyn 1!

@tulip anchor has earned Villager Badge!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Artichoke!

[half canyon]

@glossy badge: continue the chinchilla (1h ago)

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Copper Pan!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@surreal lagoon has earned Obsidian Edge!

@molten bolt has earned Largemouth Bass!

@molten bolt has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Evelyn 2!

@frank fog has earned Iron Edge!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Sam's Old Guitar!

[austere fulcrum]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#5567] "Fuck you Finn" - thakyZ

[austere fulcrum]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#35941] "we are number juan" - marm (Dec 30 2016 @ 18:12:25 UTC)

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Silver Saber!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@wintry egret has earned Willy 1!

[livid slate]

@wheat spoke has earned Lucky Bow!

[livid slate]

@spark star has earned Jas 2!

[livid slate]

@scarlet ruin has earned Haley 3!

@scarlet ruin has earned Villager Badge!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Shrimp!

Zaph#8535 has earned Master Slingshot!

[livid slate]

@sullen prism has earned Slimejack!

[livid slate]

Zaph#8535 has earned Elliott 2!

@silent sigil has earned Bamboo Pole!

@misty jewel has earned Wheat!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Marnie 2!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Clam!

[livid slate]

@blissful notch has earned Rusty Key Badge!

@red oyster has earned Leah 4!

Zaph#8535 has earned Lava Katana!

Potato#5266 has earned Leah 2!

[livid slate]

IzGhosty#7135 has earned Kent 1!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Caroline 1!

@pine remnant has earned Blue Bonnet!

@misty jewel has earned Jodi 3!

Zaph#8535 has earned TinySpaceFox's Summer Badge!

[misty jewel]

I want that

[glossy badge]

!level

[tranquil violet]

!sash

[livid slate]

Zaph's sash
Badges
Earnable: 30/116
Collectable: 342/410
Page 1

[tranquil violet]

already had it

.quote remove 122784

[half canyon]

Quote 122784 ("quote that") deleted.

[tranquil violet]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[livid slate]

@dire moss has earned Abby's Planchette!

@frigid hare has earned Baby Brown Cow!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Burglar's Shank!

[livid slate]

Entoarox#580 has earned Iron Edge!

[livid slate]

@sleek fog has earned Bowler Hat!

@sleek fog has earned Villager Badge!

Kady Grant#4633 has earned Eel!

@mossy raft has earned Pierre 4!

Zaph#8535 has earned Sandfish!

[livid slate]

Zaph#8535 has earned Neptune's Glaive!

@blazing mulch has earned Bamboo Pole!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

@sleek fog has earned Maru 1!

[livid slate]

@desert cosmos has earned Level 400 Badge!

Kady Grant#4633 has earned Shane 2!

[desert cosmos]

ayy nice

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Copper Pan!

@brittle pulsar has earned Evelyn 3!

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

Mostly Cloudy, 38F (4C) (277.15K) / feels like 35F (2C) (275.15K) | High: 44F (7C) | Low: 33F (1C) | Humidity: 76% | Wind: N @ 4.28mph (6.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Lexington, Kentucky (US))

[livid slate]

Zaph#8535 has earned The Verrors Badge!

[tranquil violet]

ha it's verr

!sash

[livid slate]

Zaph's sash
Badges
Earnable: 30/116
Collectable: 342/410
Page 1

@cyan stump has earned Milk Pail!

[livid slate]

@analog schooner has earned Taco Cat's Summer Badge!

[livid slate]

@olive violet has earned Harvey 3!

@olive violet has earned Villager Badge!

[livid slate]

@misty jewel has earned Corn!

@blazing mulch has earned Pam 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

@sour ibex has earned Pierre 2!

Zaph#8535 has earned Morris 4!

@tame sage has earned Templar's Blade!

[austere fulcrum]

.fact

[half canyon]

For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.

[livid slate]

@copper forge has earned Jas 4!

@copper forge has earned Farmer Badge!

[copper forge]

!sash

[livid slate]

springacres's sash
Badges
Earnable: 9/116
Collectable: 24/410
Page 1

@brittle pulsar has earned Arphenion Badge!

[livid slate]

@wraith slate has earned Elliott 1!

@wraith slate has earned Villager Badge!

Potato#5266 has earned Crimsonfish!

Kylindra#3280 has earned HCO's Summer Badge!

@rotund forum has earned Abigail 4!

@frigid quartz has earned Gold Hoe!

@blazing mulch has earned Eggplant!

@hard topaz has earned Steel Hoe!

@livid pulsar has earned Lava Katana!

Potato#5266 has earned Bowler Hat!

mechapie#4035 has earned Potato!

@red oyster has earned Harvey 2!

@blissful notch has earned Herring!

@quick moon has earned White Chick!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@median basalt has earned Hot Pepper!

Potato#5266 has earned Harvey 3!

@spark star has earned Maru 3!

@surreal lagoon has earned Robin 4!

Arphenion#9294 has earned Gold Axe!

@blissful notch has earned Bear-In-The-Air Badge!

@brittle pulsar has earned Coffee Bean!

@blazing mulch has earned Sweet Gem Berry!

Potato#5266 has earned Iridium Pickaxe!

@rigid gulch has earned Clint 2!

mechapie#4035 has earned Bouncer 1!

[blazing mulch]

!lb

[livid slate]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-badges
https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard-events

Airy Chips#6868 has earned Sam 4!

@red oyster has earned Fiberglass Rod!

[livid slate]

@limpid basalt has earned Ancient Fruit!

[tranquil violet]

!level

[nocturne plume]

!level

[nocturne plume]

God i look good

[livid slate]

Zaph#8535 has earned Seb's Lost Mace!

[livid slate]

@peak wing has earned Neptune's Glaive!

@rapid axle has earned Potato!

@median basalt has earned Eggplant!

@silver solar has earned Mouse Ears!

mechapie#4035 has earned The Game Badge!

@limpid basalt has earned The Game Badge!

@midnight pasture has earned Morris 1!

Zaph#8535 has earned Anchovy!

mechapie#4035 has earned Cowpoke Hat!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Ancient Fruit!

@blazing mulch has earned Demetrius 1!

@limpid basalt has earned Cowgal Hat!

@stiff flame has earned Sebastian 1!

@stiff flame has earned Villager Badge!

[winter mantle]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Yam!

@livid pulsar has earned Sebastian 3!

@languid totem has earned Sebastian 4!

@languid totem has earned Villager Badge!

@crisp garnet has earned Neptune's Glaive!

@sullen prism has earned Maru's Wrench!

@cosmic sail has earned Elliott 3!

@cosmic sail has earned Villager Badge!

@cosmic sail has earned Adventurer Badge!

@noble geyser has earned Sam 2!

@noble geyser has earned Villager Badge!

[tranquil violet]

.serverinfo

[half canyon]

Server Info for Stardew Valley

Users

5978

Owner

Lewis

Id

137344473976799233

created

14 Jan 2016 11:57:54 PM UTC

wow 50 custom emojis! that's the max

[livid slate]

Zaph#8535 has earned Morris 2!

Arphenion#9294 has earned Penny 3!

@worthy trout has earned Golden Pumpkin!

@worthy trout has earned Shane 1!

@worthy trout has earned Harvey 4!

@worthy trout has earned Lingcod!

@polar pecan has earned Cardboard Pumpkin!

@polar pecan has earned Bloody Pumpkin!

@polar pecan has earned The ConcernedApe Badge!

@polar pecan has earned Lucky Bow!

@polar pecan has earned Yeti Tooth!

@polar pecan has earned Perch!

@polar pecan has earned Baby Rabbit!

@polar pecan has earned Sebastian 4!

yaboi#1853 has earned Carving Knife!

@tranquil violet has earned Bingo Pumpkin!

Zaph#8535 has earned Claymore!

Zaph#8535 has earned Silver Saber!

Zaph#8535 has earned Anchovy!

@quiet widget has earned Cosplay Pumpkin!

@quiet widget has earned Emily 3!

@quiet widget has earned Lava Eel!

@quiet widget has earned Sturgeon!

@frigid hare has earned Cosplay Pumpkin!

@frigid hare has earned Sunfish!

@frigid hare has earned Taco Cat's Summer Badge!

@frigid hare has earned Shane 2!

@analog schooner has earned Scary Pumpkin!

@analog schooner has earned Caroline 4!

@analog schooner has earned Master Slingshot!

@analog schooner has earned Haley 2!

@lone pilot has earned Scary Pumpkin!

@lone pilot has earned Krobus Pumpkin!

@lone pilot has earned Rapier!

@lone pilot has earned White Cow!

@lone pilot has earned Shane 3!

@lone pilot has earned Sebastian 2!

@lone pilot has earned Marnie 4!

@lone pilot has earned Straw Hat!

@oak lake has earned Carved Pumpkin!

@oak lake has earned Marnie 2!

@oak lake has earned Copper Watering Can!

@oak lake has earned Silver Saber!

@jovial hawk has earned Yooniper's Summer Badge!

[jovial hawk]

that dude is radical

[livid slate]

@wintry current has earned Bingo Pumpkin!

@wintry current has earned Abigail 1!

@wintry current has earned Pierre 3!

@wintry current has earned George 4!

@hoary crown has earned Scary Pumpkin!

Magically Clueless#9046 has earned Penny 4!

@hoary crown has earned Witch's Brew Pumpkin!

@midnight pasture has earned Plum Chapeau!

@blazing mulch has earned Halloween Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Bloody Pumpkin!

@blazing mulch has earned Lobster!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Gibstack's Summer Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Evelyn 4!

@blazing mulch has earned Halloween Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Musical Pumpkin!

@blazing mulch has earned TinySpaceFox's Summer Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Corn!

@blazing mulch has earned Sam's Old Guitar!

@turbid inlet has earned Halloween Badge!

@turbid inlet has earned Cosplay Pumpkin!

@turbid inlet has earned Musical Pumpkin!

@turbid inlet has earned Witch's Brew Pumpkin!

@turbid inlet has earned Bloody Pumpkin!

@turbid inlet has earned Golden Pumpkin!

@turbid inlet has earned Scary Pumpkin!

@turbid inlet has earned Carved Pumpkin!

@turbid inlet has earned The Fan Badge!

@turbid inlet has earned Iridium Pickaxe!

@turbid inlet has earned Good Ol' Cap!

@turbid inlet has earned Gil 1!

@turbid inlet has earned Dog!

@turbid inlet has earned Robin 2!

@turbid inlet has earned The Anjakwaku Badge!

@turbid inlet has earned Santa Hat!

@turbid inlet has earned Red Snapper!

@turbid inlet has earned Rabbit!

[turbid inlet]

!sash

[livid slate]

doleperfection's sash
Badges
Earnable: 9/116
Collectable: 21/410
Page 1

[turbid inlet]

O.O

[quiet widget]

!sash

[livid slate]

ParadigmNomad's sash
Badges
Earnable: 15/116
Collectable: 27/410
Page 1

[quiet widget]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Marlon 1!

@frank fog has earned Iridium Hoe!

@broken nimbus has earned George 2!

@broken nimbus has earned Villager Badge!

@mossy raft has earned Elliott 2!

@broken nimbus has earned Adventurer Badge!

[livid slate]

@rigid gulch has earned Maru 3!

@versed relic has earned Anchovy!

@versed relic has earned Villager Badge!

@crisp garnet has earned Krobus 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Red Cabbage!

[livid slate]

@atomic holly has earned Harvey's Mallet!

@sharp elm has earned Seaweed!

@sharp elm has earned Villager Badge!

mechapie#4035 has earned Straw Hat!

[livid slate]

@wraith slate has earned Pierre 1!

@peak wing has earned Cowpoke Hat!

@sharp elm has earned Adventurer Badge!

[livid slate]

@sharp elm has earned Hoe!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[hoary crown]

!sash

[livid slate]

IzGhosty's sash
Badges
Earnable: 10/116
Collectable: 74/410
Page 1

[hoary crown]

😄

[hasty apex]

!level

[livid slate]

@hasty apex has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[hasty apex]

yay

[glossy badge]

!level

[glossy badge]

!sash

[livid slate]

ଘyōseiri's sash
Badges
Earnable: 22/116
Collectable: 257/410
Page 1

[glossy badge]

:000

cat!!

n faythe's badge

[livid slate]

@lapis estuary has earned Dorado!

@hasty apex has earned Harvey 4!

@limber imp has earned Sam 2!

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Strawberry!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Beet!

@analog schooner has earned Choose Badge!

[livid slate]

@wheat spoke has earned White Cow!

[half canyon]

@tranquil violet: check bulletins board (7d ago)

[tranquil violet]

remind me in 7 days to check bulletins board

[half canyon]

Goddammit, fine, Zaph (#111210)

[glossy badge]

hey gay remind me in 7 days to check bulletins board

[half canyon]

For the lovely ଘyōseiri? Why most certainly. (#111212)

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

Clear, 33F (1C) (274.15K) / feels like 28F (-2C) (271.15K) | High: 60F (15C) | Low: 30F (-1C) | Humidity: 78% | Wind: N @ 5.08mph (8.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Lexington, Kentucky (US))

[blazing mulch]

seems about right. why the fuck does it feel like winter

[glossy badge]

!level

[glossy badge]

!abigail

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Ea40WqI.jpg

[glossy badge]

!lewis

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/BtV2f78.jpg

[glossy badge]

still

thats a really nice hand tho

.>

Good Bot

[half canyon]

:D!!!!

[glossy badge]

yay

[livid slate]

@last bronze has earned Scythe!

[glossy badge]

.8ball u like humans?

[half canyon]

Meh, why not?

[glossy badge]

@blazing mulch

.8ball u have desires to be an overlord someday?

[half canyon]

I don't know, consult the oracle.

[blazing mulch]

.8ball u wanna see my dog

[half canyon]

I don't know, consult the oracle.

[glossy badge]

.8ball gay

[half canyon]

Only on Tuesdays.

[glossy badge]

.8ball u sure only on Tuesdays?

[half canyon]

I defer to the last person that used the 8ball command.

[glossy badge]

.8ball U SURE???

[half canyon]

I don't know, consult the oracle.

[livid slate]

@median basalt has earned Melon!

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Abigail 3!

yaboi#1853 has earned Penny 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Gus 4!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Sam's Old Guitar!

[livid slate]

yaboi#1853 has earned Vincent 1!

[polar pecan]

!sash

[livid slate]

Pinkbunny's sash
Badges
Earnable: 23/116
Collectable: 191/410
Page 1

[polar pecan]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Henchman 2!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

Zaph#8535 has earned Poppy!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

Until 1997, there were more pigs than people in Denmark.

[polar pecan]

Ha

[glossy badge]

lol

all the bacons tho

[polar pecan]

LOL

.fact

[half canyon]

A jellyfish is 95% water.

[polar pecan]

Uber finally got new facts 😄

.fact

[half canyon]

California consumes more bottled water than any other product.

[polar pecan]

LOL

[livid slate]

mechapie#4035 has earned Pam 4!

@brazen shuttle has earned Tomato!

@brazen shuttle has earned Villager Badge!

[tiny mango]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Oyster!

[glossy badge]

!sash

[livid slate]

ଘyōseiri's sash
Badges
Earnable: 22/116
Collectable: 257/410
Page 1

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Tomato!

@blazing mulch has earned Wind Spire!

@jaunty pike has earned Elliott 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Backpack 1!

[polar pecan]

.fac

.fact

[half canyon]

You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

[polar pecan]

what why?

*wait

[glossy badge]

well at my place people usually say cows are the dumbest

so maybe that

or maybe theyre just afraid of falling

cause when u walk down

u look down

[livid slate]

Zaph#8535 has earned Pierre 1!

[polar pecan]

Mkay?

[livid slate]

@polar pecan, you just advanced to level 267!

@polar pecan has earned Crab!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

[glossy badge]

...

now i feel less spesul

thx uber

[polar pecan]

Haha

.fact

[half canyon]

Cats’ urine glows under a black light.

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

[glossy badge]

.fact

[half canyon]

A “quidnunc” is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.

[polar pecan]

Ha I'll remember that

quidnunc

[crisp garnet]

.w

[half canyon]

Clear, 48F (9C) (282.15K) / feels like 44F (6C) (279.15K) | High: 57F (14C) | Low: 43F (6C) | Humidity: 63% | Wind: N @ 8.44mph (13.6km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Rockville, Maryland (US))

[livid slate]

Crumbledore#4123 has earned Kent 3!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator.

[polar pecan]

COol!

*Cool

.fact

[half canyon]

The catfish has the most taste buds of all animals, having over 27,000 of them.

[blazing mulch]

.wolfram 50f to c

[half canyon]

10 °C (degrees Celsius)

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

Mostly Cloudy, 40F (4C) (277.15K) / feels like 34F (1C) (274.15K) | High: 59F (15C) | Low: 30F (-1C) | Humidity: 66% | Wind: N @ 7.64mph (12.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Lexington, Kentucky (US))

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Adventurer Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Marnie 2!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

It's illegal to spit on the sidewalk in Norfolk, Virginia.

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Rusty Key Badge!

ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Master Slingshot!

@brazen shuttle has earned Penny 4!

@brazen shuttle has earned Adventurer Badge!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

15 million blood cells are destroyed in the human body every second.

[brazen shuttle]

.fact

[half canyon]

Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.

[livid slate]

@brazen shuttle has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

The toothbrush was invented in China in 1498.

[livid slate]

mechapie#4035 has earned Dorado!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

“Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.

[glossy badge]

.fact

[half canyon]

.fact

Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

[livid slate]

@midnight pasture has earned Lucky Bow!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.

[glossy badge]

.fact

[half canyon]

Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.

[glossy badge]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#114742] "uber-bot, go get ransom" - Brohamir (Sep 29 2017 @ 06:21:24 UTC)

[glossy badge]

👀

.quote

[half canyon]

[#86690] "hey i heard you ordered a large organic potato thas me" - Meredith (Jul 5 2017 @ 03:03:56 UTC)

[glossy badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Wizard 1!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.

[livid slate]

@placid storm has earned Pierre 4!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

Butterflies range in size from a tiny 1/8 inch to a huge almost 12 inches.

[brazen shuttle]

.fact

[half canyon]

Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump.”

[brazen shuttle]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.

[brazen shuttle]

.help

[half canyon]

info: https://ub3r-b0t.com | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

[livid slate]

Potato#5266 has earned Cockle!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Brimstone butterfly (Gonepterix rhamni) has the longest lifetime of the adult butterflies: 9-10 months.

[brazen shuttle]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

[brazen shuttle]

what

[glossy badge]

nice

too bad all of my fish killed themselfe

[brazen shuttle]

from goldfish to whitefish

haha

https://pethelpful.com/fish-aquariums/Why-do-goldfish-change-color

damn

[livid slate]

@marsh summit has earned Fairy Rose!

@frigid hare has earned Tulip!

[polar pecan]

.fact

[half canyon]

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

[glossy badge]

imma watch that

lets see if uber lied this time

[polar pecan]

haha do it

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Russians generally answer the phone by saying, "I'm listening".

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Crumbledore#4123 has earned Gus 2!

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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

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315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

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O_o

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Andorra, a tiny country between France & Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.

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ଘyōseiri#2600 has earned Penny's Fryer!

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@polar pecan, you just advanced to level 268!

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Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.

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@polar pecan has earned Mutant Carp!

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!sash

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"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

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Go,

fuc

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xD

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Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

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lol

in Pulp Fiction

people say fuck 265 times

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You counted?

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nope

too lazy to watch the whole movie

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xD

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so i watched 50 Facts You Didn't Know About Pulp Fiction

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HAHA

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mechapie#4035 has earned Skeleton Mask!

@blazing mulch has earned Red Cabbage!

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