governors-mansion

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Corn!

[half canyon]

@acoustic flame: take acetaminophen (14m ago)

[livid slate]

@wispy spear has earned Official Cap!

[acoustic flame]

.voice

[livid slate]

@stark marsh has earned Maru 3!

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#6578] "werk werk werk wwerk" - Jairoy

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Kudgel!

[livid slate]

@rocky ember has earned Penny 4!

[fervent hare]

.quote Yuka

.quote Yuka

[half canyon]

[#38535] "Please don't bring undertale into this" - Yuka

[livid slate]

@unkempt frigate has earned Garlic!

[livid slate]

@unique pecan has earned Gus 1!

@proper rover has earned Shadow Dagger!

@compact dove has earned Elf Blade!

[livid smelt]

!level

[livid smelt]

o..... nice

[blazing mulch]

!level

[opaque grail]

!level

[acoustic flame]

!level

[ancient gull]

!level

[ancient gull]

o

i should be more active

these people are gaining on me

[livid slate]

@hidden mauve has earned Marnie 3!

@vestal sparrow has earned Linus 1!

@rotund forum has earned White Algae!

[cinder star]

!sash

[livid slate]

Lewis's sash
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[acoustic flame]

Which badge is literally 2 pixels?

[cinder star]

duno theres a few

[arctic fjord]

what's the seventh one?

[compact dove]

that's the tropiclip

hair accessory

peter

seventh badge is the faythe badge

[acoustic flame]

Yes?

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Sam 2!

[acoustic flame]

Magi?

Oh ok nvm I got it

.fact

[half canyon]

There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

A Czech man, Jan Honza Zampa, holds the record for drinking one liter of beer in 4.11 seconds.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

750ml of blood pumps through your brain every minute which is 15-20% of blood flow from the heart.

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#33383] "measure the volume of ur dick in milk. just do it." - eyes

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#33549] "Pump me fucks is my fav song" - arphenion

[acoustic flame]

.quote StarryPrince

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[acoustic flame]

Aw

.quote

[half canyon]

[#25780] "date me asshole" - lewis

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#615] "Shane gives you strange bun recipe 'I'd try some if you made it.' makes it 'Why are you giving me your trash?'" - MutableMercury

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#24852] "Take everything I say as sarcasm" - anitrium

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#35247] "Long and quick just like my dick" - marm

[blazing mulch]

oh boy

[acoustic flame]

Stop

We don't need anymore quotes

This one stays.

.fact

[half canyon]

Chameleons can move their eyes in two directions at the same time.

[acoustic flame]

I lied

.fact

[half canyon]

There are more than 40,000 characters in the Chinese script.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man woman and child in the world.

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#14615] "they're gonna see I have a crush on goofy" - alco

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#22011] "butts" - butts

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#40667] "DROP TABLE;" -

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#8690] "Why is that so huge?" - Iris

[ancient gull]

.quote duck

[half canyon]

[#43270] "her dick milk will forever be in our memories" - Duck

[ancient gull]

.quote duck

[acoustic flame]

her?

[livid slate]

@lapis tree has earned Shears!

[acoustic flame]

.fw

[half canyon]

54F (12C)!? (285.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!? WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT YOUR 100% EFfoRT EVERY DAY, CLOUDS

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Rapier!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame, you just advanced to level 47!

@acoustic flame has earned Bouncer 1!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, silver and month.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

[blazing mulch]

.fw

[half canyon]

15F (-10C)!? (263.15K)?! WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING ICE PLANET ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!? WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT YOUR 100% EFfoRT EVERY DAY, CLOUDS

[acoustic flame]

Why is it so cold where you are

[blazing mulch]

canada

and that's not cold

[acoustic flame]

To a Californian, yeah lol

What's hot to you guys?

[blazing mulch]

anything over 30 C

so that's uhhh

[acoustic flame]

Like 80 F

80-85

[blazing mulch]

yeah

it's was 104+ all of last sumemr so i mean

[livid slate]

@hidden mauve has earned Jas 2!

[blazing mulch]

i was extremely sick

[acoustic flame]

Dang seriously?

[blazing mulch]

pretty much

[acoustic flame]

Canada why

[blazing mulch]

the humidity wouldn't go away, it was awful

[acoustic flame]

It's cold Right Now (cause winter) and my dog has a little jacket on lol

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Iridium Pickaxe!

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Dorado!

@blazing mulch has earned Farmer Badge!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[brazen sky]

!level

[livid slate]

@brazen sky has earned Level Up Badge!

@brazen sky has earned Leah 4!

@brazen sky has earned Villager Badge!

@brazen sky has earned Adventurer Badge!

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@devout trench has earned Morris 3!

[acoustic flame]

Uhh

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame, you just advanced to level 48!

@acoustic flame has earned Marnie 4!

[devout trench]

NO

[blazing mulch]

LOL

[acoustic flame]

Ugh Marnie???

[devout trench]

lol

!sash

[livid slate]

PickledEgg's sash
Badges 30/34
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@blazing mulch has earned Gold Axe!

[livid slate]

@bleak sedge has earned Brown Chicken!

[undone lake]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/8536-28743-5665.jpg

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Beet!

@gentle tusk has earned Cutlass!

[gentle tusk]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/1dd28582-b84e-400d-948b-03013c86f9f1.gif

[livid slate]

@livid smelt has earned Emily 1!

@paper maple has earned Pam 3!

@devout trench has earned Ancient Fruit!

[devout trench]

👀

[wise charm]

!level

[livid slate]

@pine remnant has earned Iridium Hoe!

@daring wigeon has earned Seaweed!

[livid slate]

@barren folio has earned Level Up Badge!

@barren folio has earned Haley 3!

@barren folio has earned Villager Badge!

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

eemie's sash
Badges 40/34
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

eemie's sash
Badges 40/34
Page 2

[blazing mulch]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

eemie's sash
Badges 40/34
Page 3

[barren folio]

!help

[livid slate]

These are the commands you can use:
badge*, sash, level*, ranks, say, edit, post, random

Run help <command> for more information.

@barren folio has earned Adventurer Badge!

[barren folio]

ayy

[livid slate]

@barren folio has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[livid slate]

@coral hazel has earned Adventurer Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Dog!

[tardy knoll]

!level

[livid slate]

@tardy knoll has earned Level Up Badge!

@tardy knoll has earned Villager Badge!

@tardy knoll has earned Shane 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Pumpkin!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Void Salmon!

@acoustic flame has earned Garlic!

@amber sparrow has earned Level Up Badge!

@amber sparrow has earned Melon!

@amber sparrow has earned Villager Badge!

@analog schooner has earned Cranberries!

@fervent hare has earned White Chicken!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@wind pelican has earned Level Up Badge!

@wind pelican has earned Penny 3!

@wind pelican has earned Villager Badge!

@uneven star has earned Maru 4!

[gloomy patio]

!level

[gloomy patio]

!sash

[livid slate]

BelgianWaffle's sash
Badges 5/34
Page 1

@blazing mulch has earned Melon!

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@analog schooner has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@analog schooner has earned Shad!

@blazing mulch has earned Femur!

@open galleon has earned Clint 3!

[open galleon]

👀

[livid slate]

@unborn nest has earned Maru 3!

[blazing mulch]

.fw

[half canyon]

18F (-8C)!? (265.15K)?! WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING ICE PLANET ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!? WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT YOUR 100% EFfoRT EVERY DAY, CLOUDS

[blazing mulch]

ech

[livid slate]

@wet wigeon has earned Level Up Badge!

@wet wigeon has earned Elliott 2!

@wet wigeon has earned Villager Badge!

[acoustic flame]

.fw

[half canyon]

59F (15C)!? (288.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND CLEAR. FUCK YEAH GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE STOP USING IRC WOOHOO CLEAR SKIES

[acoustic flame]

Dang it bot. Why didn't you tell me it was going to rain.

.fact

[half canyon]

Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.

[acoustic flame]

Remind me in 11 minutes to go to the nurse for meds

[half canyon]

grumbles yeah yeah fine Peter can do.

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Gold Hoe!

@acoustic flame has earned Jas 4!

[blazing mulch]

gold hoe for a golden hoe

[acoustic flame]

.quote Eemie

[half canyon]

[#40620] "He can do me ;)" - eemie

[acoustic flame]

Hmm. That's appropriate

[blazing mulch]

oh my god

[acoustic flame]

Aye

[half canyon]

@acoustic flame: go to the nurse for meds (11m ago)

[acoustic flame]

That's a no

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Lead Rod!

@daring wigeon has earned Farmer Badge!

[gloomy patio]

!help

[livid slate]

These are the commands you can use:
badge*, sash, level*, ranks, say, edit, post, random

Run help <command> for more information.

[gloomy patio]

!jukebox

[still escarp]

Hahaha

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Gnome's Cap!

@gloomy patio has earned Jukebox Badge!

[acoustic flame]

Remind me in 5 hours 40 minutes to take ibuprofen

[half canyon]

Roger that, Peter

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Parsnip!

@still escarp has earned Sandfish!

[acoustic flame]

Gracias mi robot amigo

[still escarp]

Oh sand fish

[acoustic flame]

Te quiero, el robot

[livid slate]

@lapis tree has earned Pumpkin!

@grave cobalt has earned Cowpoke Hat!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[gloomy patio]

!level

[livid slate]

@rocky merlin has earned Void Chicken!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

[acoustic flame]

Oh ok then

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Tilapia!

[livid slate]

@indigo ore has earned Rusty Key Badge!

@gloomy patio has earned Cool Cap!

[compact blaze]

Remind me to drink some water in 1 hour

[half canyon]

NO. FUCK YOU. NOT GON-- screw it. Consider it done, Sara.

[compact blaze]

thank u

[livid slate]

@strong bronze has earned Rusty Key Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Eel!

[blazing mulch]

long
slippery
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[barren folio]

.help

[half canyon]

information: https://ub3r-b0t.com | commands list: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | administration: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t

[half canyon]

@compact blaze: drink some water (1h ago)

[compact blaze]

i really should get some

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Oyster!

@unique pecan has earned Pig!

[blazing mulch]

!quote

.quote

[half canyon]

[#19812] "i'm in" - fluff

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#16932] "i love messaging iris while i'm in the bathroom" - Spaz

[blazing mulch]

.quote Neptune

[half canyon]

[#41904] "Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference" - Neptune

[blazing mulch]

.quote neptune

[half canyon]

[#41904] "Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference" - Neptune

[blazing mulch]

.quote Neptune

[half canyon]

[#41893] "I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few." - Neptune

[livid slate]

@sonic ibex has earned Level Up Badge!

@sonic ibex has earned Void Chicken!

@sonic ibex has earned Villager Badge!

@rotund forum has earned Morris 1!

@daring wigeon has earned Jas 2!

@rocky merlin has earned Goat!

[calm belfry]

.fw

[half canyon]

22F (-6C)!? (267.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND OVERCAST. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[livid slate]

@fringe portal has earned Albacore!

[blazing mulch]

.fw

[half canyon]

20F (-7C)!? (266.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND MOSTLY CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[blazing mulch]

weew

!level

[livid slate]

@dull spade has earned Level Up Badge!

@dull spade has earned Villager Badge!

@dull spade has earned White Cow!

@daring wigeon has earned Shane 4!

@rotund forum has earned Santa Hat!

@undone lake has earned Pierre 4!

@rocky merlin has earned Harvey's Mallet!

[blazing mulch]

if you catch my drift ; )))

[livid slate]

@covert vector has earned Coffee Bean!

@blazing mulch has earned Bream!

@lapis tree has earned Poppy!

@daring wigeon has earned Jodi 4!

@daring wigeon has earned SMAPI Contributor Badge!

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Plum Chapeau!

@livid smelt has earned Glacierfish!

[ornate ice]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#43268] "her dick milk will forever be in our memories" - Duck

[daring wigeon]

!sash 1

[livid slate]

TehPers's sash
Badges 30/34
Page 1

[daring wigeon]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

TehPers's sash
Badges 30/34
Page 2

@raven trellis has earned Abigail 2!

@blazing mulch has earned Rainbow Trout!

[blazing mulch]

two fish badges in a row...........

a rowing boat?

[white terrace]

!level

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 32/34
Page 1

@daring wigeon has earned Slingshot!

[daring wigeon]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

TehPers's sash
Badges 31/34
Page 3

@blazing mulch has earned Demetrius 3!

@grave cobalt has earned Lobster!

[devout trench]

.fact

[half canyon]

Montpelier, Vermont is the only state capital without a McDonalds.

[devout trench]

.fact

I need the facts!

.fact

[half canyon]

Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

[devout trench]

.fact

[half canyon]

During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance.

[devout trench]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

[devout trench]

.fact

[half canyon]

Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.

[livid slate]

@ocean vector has earned Jodi 3!

@rotund forum has earned Dark Sword!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[half canyon]

@acoustic flame: take ibuprofen (5h40m ago)

[acoustic flame]

Oh shoot I actually forgot

[livid slate]

@analog onyx has earned Melon!

@hardy shore has earned Baby Brown Cow!

@jovial flare has earned Blue Jazz!

[jovial flare]

pretty

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@simple nymph has earned Level Up Badge!

@simple nymph has earned Linus 3!

@simple nymph has earned Villager Badge!

[livid slate]

@loud osprey has earned Level Up Badge!

@loud osprey has earned Cat Ears!

@loud osprey has earned Villager Badge!

[livid slate]

@hardy shore has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[livid slate]

@gentle tusk has earned Henchman 3!

[gentle tusk]

!sash

[livid slate]

Bpendragon's sash
Badges 19/34
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@lament ermine has earned Perch!

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned Demetrius 4!

@opaque grail, you just advanced to level 63!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Marnie 2!

[hardy shore]

!sash

[livid slate]

TheChosenOne's sash
Badges 7/34
Page 1

@acoustic flame has earned Harvey's Mallet!

[livid slate]

@devout trench has earned Vincent 3!

@unborn nest has earned Shadow Dagger!

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Bream!

@still escarp has earned Rusty Sword!

@rotund forum has earned Cowgal Hat!

[half fractal]

!level

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Artichoke!

@lament ermine has earned Pam 2!

[compact dove]

!level

[livid slate]

@devout trench has earned Wizard 2!

[devout trench]

puts on wizard robe and hat

[livid slate]

@stoic mango has earned White Cow!

@wide osprey has earned Daisy!

@cinder star has earned Lava Katana!

@still escarp has earned Mermaids Pendant Badge!

@still escarp has earned Tropiclip!

@still escarp has earned Santa Hat!

@still escarp has earned Gus 4!

@still escarp has earned Sombrero!

@still escarp has earned Jas 1!

[still escarp]

❤

!level

[still escarp]

!sash

[livid slate]

CutieCadyPie's sash
Badges 28/34
Page 1

[still escarp]

is there a badge for lvl 25?

cause its like farmer or soemthing

[acoustic flame]

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

@quiet lion has earned Mermaids Pendant Badge!

@quiet lion has earned Level Up Badge!

@quiet lion has earned Baby Rabbit!

@quiet lion has earned Governor 4!

[acoustic flame]

Farmer

[still escarp]

was i supposed to get one?

im glad my name is pink now

[acoustic flame]

You have it

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame, you just advanced to level 54!

@acoustic flame has earned Galaxy Dagger!

[acoustic flame]

You have Villager, Farmer, And Valentines 2017

[still escarp]

but isnt there a badge for it..

for leveling ot farmer.

!sash

[livid slate]

CutieCadyPie's sash
Badges 28/34
Page 1

[still escarp]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

CutieCadyPie's sash
Badges 28/34
Page 2

[livid slate]

@quick gulch has earned Mermaids Pendant Badge!

@quick gulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@quick gulch has earned Top Hat!

@quick gulch has earned Evelyn 2!

@quick gulch has earned Radish!

@quick gulch has earned Poppy!

[fervent hare]

!level

[blazing mulch]

.voice

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[fervent hare]

.quote Yuka

[half canyon]

[#38535] "Please don't bring undertale into this" - Yuka

[fervent hare]

.quote Yuka

.quote Yuka

[half canyon]

[#38833] "I used to bang you but now I'm banging your dad" - Yuka

[blazing mulch]

.voice

.voice

[vast notch]

!sam

!seb

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/jJ0N8bm.png

[vast notch]

!leah

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/ngjvXw9.jpg

[vast notch]

!shane

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/bjuU0ul.jpg

[vast notch]

!emily

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/r48DTdG.jpg

[vast notch]

!haley

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/eqjqqIp.jpg

[vast notch]

!elliot

!harvey

[acoustic flame]

.voice

.voice

!level

[livid slate]

@rustic island has earned Level Up Badge!

@rustic island has earned Oyster!

@rustic island has earned Villager Badge!

[rustic island]

!haley

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/eqjqqIp.jpg

[rustic island]

!alex

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/P2jZRA3.jpg

[rustic island]

Oh.. I did not see that coming

[vast notch]

LOL

!elliott

[livid slate]

@vast notch, you just advanced to level 5!

@vast notch has earned Demetrius 4!

[vast notch]

!abigail

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Ea40WqI.jpg

[vast notch]

!maru

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/WcaFyBo.jpg

[vast notch]

thhese are so funny

[rustic island]

!emily

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/r48DTdG.jpg

[rustic island]

Perfect

[vast notch]

!pam

!pierre

!robin

!kent

!jodi

!gunther

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/90uIuAJ.png

[vast notch]

LOL

!sandy

!wizard

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Henchman 1!

[vast notch]

!evelyn

!george

!morris

[livid slate]

@rustic island has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[rustic island]

Coolio @livid slate

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Baby Rabbit!

@robust sundial has earned Level Up Badge!

@robust sundial has earned Villager Badge!

@robust sundial has earned Eel!

[livid slate]

@unique pecan has earned Poppy!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[acoustic flame]

.voice

[jovial flare]

ok

[acoustic flame]

Shush Fluff lol

.fw

[half canyon]

50F (10C)!? (283.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!? WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT YOUR 100% EFfoRT EVERY DAY, CLOUDS

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Bok Choy!

@vestal sparrow has earned Backpack 2!

@daring wigeon has earned Official Cap!

@cinder star has earned Marlon 1!

[blazing mulch]

.fw

[half canyon]

14F (-10C)!? (263.15K)?! WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING ICE PLANET ... AND MOSTLY CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[livid slate]

@vestal sparrow has earned Iridium Axe!

@unique pecan has earned Sheep!

@hidden mauve has earned Fiberglass Rod!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Crimsonfish!

@prisma jasper has earned Tropiclip!

@vestal sparrow has earned Kale!

[wise charm]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Marnie 2!

@unique pecan has earned Plum Chapeau!

[livid slate]

@pliant owl has earned Level Up Badge!

@pliant owl has earned Jodi 2!

@pliant owl has earned Villager Badge!

[livid slate]

@strong bronze has earned Level Up Badge!

@strong bronze has earned Villager Badge!

@strong bronze has earned Linus 1!

@strong bronze has earned Farmer Badge!

[wide osprey]

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

[livid slate]

@lament ermine has earned Emily 1!

[calm belfry]

.fw

[half canyon]

24F (-5C)!? (268.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND MOSTLY CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[livid slate]

@grim flume has earned Rusty Key Badge!

@grim flume has earned Broken Trident!

@grim flume has earned Level Up Badge!

@grim flume has earned Villager Badge!

[grim flume]

.g Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?

[half canyon]

http://brunomars.us/rumor-come-bruno-mars-gay/

[grim flume]

nice

glad to see this is stil a thing

[blazing mulch]

does bruno mars is gay?

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned George 1!

[blazing mulch]

eemie oh my god that is hilarious, have you seen the Game Grumps reaction to that? Hahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvCKlevz2QM

[half canyon]

Game Grumps: Does Bruno Mars Is Gay? (Zelda: Ocarina of Time) [ 44,872 views | 4.96 rating w/ 1,078 likes (8 dislikes) | Duration: 2m16s | Uploaded: 2016-06-05 by Bernadine Buenvenida ]

[blazing mulch]

Better than the animated version, imo. Hearing them laugh just makes me laugh harder, so wanted to share 😄

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF7i_Klzg5A

[half canyon]

Game Grumps: MARK ZUCKERBERG (Super Mario 64) [ 15,438 views | 4.96 rating w/ 383 likes (3 dislikes) | Duration: 5m13s | Uploaded: 2016-01-31 by Bernadine Buenvenida ]

[blazing mulch]

Boop

@blazing mulch no i havent hahaha

omfg fecking funny

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[hardy shore]

!level

[hardy shore]

!rank

O

[gloomy patio]

!level

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Dinosaur!

[grave cobalt]

FUCK YOU

[blazing mulch]

BelgianWaffle. Are you delicious? I've never had the Belgian form of waffles.

In fact, I'm not entirely clear on the distinction. I may read a wiki.

Belgian waffles appear to be delicious, and I have in fact had them before. Today I learned.

[livid slate]

@grim flume has earned Adventurer Badge!

[grim flume]

nice

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters “MT”.

[grim flume]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human head weighs about 8 pounds.

[grim flume]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

[grim flume]

oh

.fact

[half canyon]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

[grim flume]

.fact

[half canyon]

Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins

[grim flume]

.fact

[half canyon]

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

[grim flume]

.fact

[half canyon]

Relative to size, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Adventurer Badge!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Penny 3!

@acoustic flame has earned Sandy 2!

[agile socket]

!level

[tidal silo]

!level

[tidal silo]

!sash

[livid slate]

TVoidS's sash
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[acoustic flame]

.fw

[half canyon]

58F (15C)!? (288.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND DRIZZLE. WTF IS THIS WEAKASS RAIN GTFO AND COME BACK AS A DELUGE YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR SKY WATER

[acoustic flame]

!level

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#25289] "If you ain't out of control you ain't in control!" - RaceCarGuy (Nov 10 2016 @ 23:50:48 UTC)

[acoustic flame]

.quote Arphenion

[half canyon]

[#33549] "Pump me fucks is my fav song" - arphenion (Dec 23 2016 @ 06:04:24 UTC)

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Lead Rod!

@unborn nest has earned Ancient Fruit!

@acoustic flame has earned Marnie 1!

@winged spindle has earned Backpack 2!

@compact dove has earned Alex 4!

@willow kernel has earned Rusty Sword!

@mighty shadow has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@blazing mulch has earned White Cow!

@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@polar perch has earned Galaxy Dagger!

@blazing mulch has earned Emily 1!

@mighty shadow has earned Sunflower!

[blazing mulch]

Well which way is it turning, then? What is it trying to look at?

[willow kernel]

!sash

[livid slate]

Golden's sash
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[willow kernel]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Golden's sash
Badges 25/34
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[vast notch]

!sash

[livid slate]

cryss 👑's sash
Badges 10/34
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[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Shadow Dagger!

@honest crescent has earned Kent 4!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[acoustic flame]

.fw

[half canyon]

58F (14C)!? (287.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND DRIZZLE. WTF IS THIS WEAKASS RAIN GTFO AND COME BACK AS A DELUGE YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR SKY WATER

[wispy spear]

.fw

o

[blazing mulch]

.fw

rip bot

[compact dove]

.8ball will you come back

[half canyon]

Do you WANT me to smack you!?

[compact dove]

oh

.fw

[half canyon]

46F (8C)!? (281.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND CLEAR. FUCK YEAH GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE STOP USING IRC WOOHOO CLEAR SKIES

[wispy spear]

.fw curwensville

[half canyon]

25F (-4C)!? (269.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!? WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT YOUR 100% EFfoRT EVERY DAY, CLOUDS

[acoustic flame]

.fw Artesia

[half canyon]

61F (16C)!? (289.15K)?! IT'S FUCKIN NICE!! ... AND MOSTLY CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[acoustic flame]

Aw

[blazing mulch]

.fw

it doesn't like me this morning

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Alex's Bat!

@blazing mulch has earned Clint 4!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Evelyn 2!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Cool Cap!

@blazing mulch has earned Adventurer Badge!

@fiery geyser has earned Level Up Badge!

@fiery geyser has earned Wood Mallet!

@fiery geyser has earned Villager Badge!

@unique pecan has earned White Chicken!

[unique pecan]

!sash

[livid slate]

hweet, the pug goddess's sash
Badges 79/34
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[grim flume]

!sash

[livid slate]

Pixel Cookie's sash
Badges 5/34
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@vivid fable has earned Level Up Badge!

@vivid fable has earned Poppy!

@vivid fable has earned Villager Badge!

[rotund forum]

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Garlic!

[undone lake]

⭐ 🌟 💫

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/15038-13875-14202.jpg

[undone lake]

.cat~

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/vICG4.gif

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Hoe!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Kent 4!

[acoustic flame]

.choose Take a Break, Keep working

[half canyon]

Take a Break

[livid slate]

@rocky merlin has earned Iron Edge!

[half canyon]

@acoustic flame: get back to suffering (15m ago)

[undone lake]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/6843-7121-9258.jpg

[undone lake]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/IrRdf.jpg

[undone lake]

@undone lake

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Sailor's Cap!

@daring wigeon has earned Crayfish!

@undone lake has earned Tiara!

@blazing mulch has earned Bok Choy!

@blazing mulch has earned Glacierfish!

@vivid fable has earned Jas 4!

[calm belfry]

.8ball will february be a good month

[half canyon]

Damn right ;)

[calm belfry]

hell yeah

.fw

[half canyon]

16F (-9C)!? (264.15K)?! WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING ICE PLANET ... AND OVERCAST. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

People eat insects – called "Entomophagy"(people eating bugs) – it has been practiced for centuries throughout Africa, Australia, Asia, the Middle East, and North, Central and South America. Why? Because many bugs are both protein-rich and good sources of vitamins, minerals and fats.

[blazing mulch]

I have enjoyed roasted crickets

[calm belfry]

good for you

[livid slate]

@livid pulsar has earned Abigail 4!

[blazing mulch]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/N7ZuL.jpg

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Eye Patch!

@midnight topaz has earned Gold Watering Can!

@rotund forum has earned Alex 1!

@daring wigeon has earned Ancient Fruit!

@gritty hare has earned SMAPI Contributor Badge!

@midnight topaz has earned SMAPI Contributor Badge!

@willow trout has earned Level Up Badge!

@willow trout has earned Cowpoke Hat!

@willow trout has earned Villager Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Robin 2!

@ocean vector has earned Galaxy Hammer!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Pierre 2!

@blazing mulch has earned Farmer Badge!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Squid!

@blazing mulch has earned Pam 2!

[glossy cipher]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Cowboy Hat!

@acoustic flame has earned Wheat!

[livid slate]

@undone lake has earned Tilapia!

@lament ermine has earned Perch!

@unique pecan has earned Slimejack!

[agile socket]

!level

[livid slate]

@agile socket has earned Level Up Badge!

@agile socket, you just advanced to level 2!

@agile socket has earned Daisy!

@agile socket has earned Villager Badge!

[agile socket]

yay :D

[livid slate]

@agile socket has earned Adventurer Badge!

@agile socket has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[daring wigeon]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/GOie5.jpg

[daring wigeon]

!level

[daring wigeon]

!sash

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned George 2!

@daring wigeon, you just advanced to level 35!

TehPers's sash
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[daring wigeon]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

TehPers's sash
Badges 36/34
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[daring wigeon]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

TehPers's sash
Badges 36/34
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[daring wigeon]

!sash 4

o_O

[agile socket]

!level

[agile socket]

:D

[daring wigeon]

nice!

[agile socket]

thank you. :)

[daring wigeon]

!sash Midnight von Corgstein

[livid slate]

TehPers's sash
Badges 36/34
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[daring wigeon]

oh rip

is there no way to see it for other people? 😦

[rocky socket]

!sash ☆Minty Kacchocolate☆

[livid slate]

☆Minty Kacchocolate☆'s sash
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[blazing mulch]

.w set Manassas Park, VA

[half canyon]

location saved.

[blazing mulch]

.fw

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch, you just advanced to level 7!

@blazing mulch has earned Galaxy Hammer!

[half canyon]

34F (1C)!? (274.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...CHILLY ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. ONLY PARTLY CLOUDY!? WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT YOUR 100% EFfoRT EVERY DAY, CLOUDS

[daring wigeon]

xD

[livid slate]

@arctic fjord has earned Leah 2!

[arctic fjord]

neat

got best girl

[livid slate]

@devout trench has earned Lava Katana!

@weak hull has earned Level Up Badge!

@weak hull has earned Maru's Wrench!

@weak hull has earned Villager Badge!

[arctic fjord]

.quote add "NOT IN THAT ORDER" - nitro

[half canyon]

Quote added as #44912

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38806] "Joja Cola - It'll go right through ya!" - Nitro (Jan 14 2017 @ 01:26:47 UTC)

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#39116] "Well, they are fighting alongside you. It's just that they're fighting YOU alongside you." - nitro (Jan 15 2017 @ 02:41:56 UTC)

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro (Jan 12 2017 @ 03:02:48 UTC)

[arctic fjord]

getting a bit of a showcase

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Abigail 2!

@polar perch has earned Steel Axe!

@blazing mulch has earned Haley's Iron!

[trail veldt]

!level

[trail veldt]

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

[trail veldt]

!penny

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Q0oPzPb.jpg

[devout trench]

Mmm

[trail veldt]

How do you gain levels? Chatting?

[livid slate]

@trail veldt has earned Level Up Badge!

@trail veldt, you just advanced to level 1!

@trail veldt has earned Octopus!

@trail veldt has earned Villager Badge!

[trail veldt]

I guess so

[acoustic flame]

Yes

Just chat in text channels

[trail veldt]

Nice

[weak hull]

!abigail

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Ea40WqI.jpg

[ocean vector]

!sash

[livid slate]

ℓυѕι∂ (lusid)'s sash
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@blazing mulch has earned Brown Chick!

@blazing mulch has earned Pam 1!

@mystic depot has earned Fairy Rose!

@mystic depot has earned Villager Badge!

@mystic depot has earned Farmer Badge!

[gentle tusk]

!level

[livid slate]

@arctic fjord has earned Dwarf 1!

[arctic fjord]

!level

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#44912] "NOT IN THAT ORDER" - nitro (Feb 5 2017 @ 01:02:03 UTC)

[arctic fjord]

ah, that one

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Demetrius 3!

@polar perch has earned Rusty Sword!

@blazing mulch has earned Watermelon Band!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Penny's Fryer!

[weak hull]

!level

[weak hull]

yoo

[livid slate]

@jovial flare has earned Delicate Bow!

@blazing mulch has earned Oyster!

[livid slate]

@tawdry heath has earned Level Up Badge!

@tawdry heath has earned George 4!

@tawdry heath has earned Villager Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Shadow Dagger!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Steel Axe!

@still escarp has earned Bamboo Pole!

@polar perch has earned Morris 1!

@wispy spear has earned Daisy!

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

!penny

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Q0oPzPb.jpg

[opaque grail]

!haley

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/eqjqqIp.jpg

[opaque grail]

!maru

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/WcaFyBo.jpg

[fervent hare]

!emily

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/r48DTdG.jpg

@gentle tusk has earned Tilapia!

[gentle tusk]

!emily

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/r48DTdG.jpg

@frigid loom has earned Level Up Badge!

@frigid loom has earned Salmon!

@frigid loom has earned Villager Badge!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[acoustic flame]

!rank

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

@livid smelt has earned Iridium Rod!

[livid smelt]

hot

[blazing mulch]

S U P E R R O D

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

.choose sleep, sdv, supergirl

[half canyon]

supergirl

[opaque grail]

N I C E

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Red Mullet!

@blazing mulch has earned Maru's Wrench!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned Pierre 2!

[opaque grail]

give me haley

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Alex 2!

@rotund forum has earned Mussel!

[blazing mulch]

.sw florida

[half canyon]

Ahh. 79F (26C) (299.15K), Partly Cloudy? It's like Yavin 4 out there. Hot, but with some cloud in the sky. Also bits of the Death Star might fall on your head.

[blazing mulch]

@acoustic flame

[acoustic flame]

Hmm?

[blazing mulch]

I was showing off sw but you already found out

sry

[acoustic flame]

Lol it's all good thanks

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Herring!

[acoustic flame]

A herring

I want sushi

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Clint 3!

[ancient gull]

hot

[blazing mulch]

.fw

[ancient gull]

.sw

[half canyon]

choose or set a place to look up weather for, dummy (.w [set] location_here)

[ancient gull]

.sw set San Francisco

[half canyon]

location saved.

[ancient gull]

.sw

[blazing mulch]

thanks bot

[half canyon]

Oh. 54F (12C) (285.15K), Overcast? It's like Naboo out there. Temperate, dry, and fairly pleasant. Meesa like-a the weather these days.

[blazing mulch]

piece of shit

sw

.sw

[half canyon]

Oh my. 29F (-2C) (271.15K), Partly Cloudy? It's like Hoth out there. Cold, ice, freezing desolation. You may have to climb inside a tauntaun for warmth.

[blazing mulch]

.sw

[ancient gull]

OH

STAR WARS

A REAL KNEE SLAPPER

.fw

[blazing mulch]

Hah!

[half canyon]

54F (12C)!? (285.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND OVERCAST. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[ancient gull]

LOVE IT

[blazing mulch]

STARWARS WEATHER

KEK

.sw

work for me, piece of shit

forty keks

[ancient gull]

it hates you

rip starry

[blazing mulch]

i'm going to punch the bot

[ancient gull]

.punch

.help

[half canyon]

information: https://ub3r-b0t.com | commands list: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | administration: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t

[blazing mulch]

.wolfram what is weather

[ancient gull]

.chucknorris

[blazing mulch]

Oh okay, I see

[half canyon]

1 | verb | face and withstand with courage
2 | verb | cause to slope
3 | verb | sail to the windward of
4 | verb | change under the action or influence of the weather
5 | noun | the atmospheric conditions that comprise the state of the atmosphere in terms of temperature and wind and clouds and precipitation
6 | adjective | towards the side exposed to wind
(6 meanings)

[ancient gull]

ayy

.cowsay no

rip

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/19059-18910-199.jpg

[ancient gull]

.cat

[livid slate]

@ancient gull, you just advanced to level 71!

@ancient gull has earned Harvey's Mallet!

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/dfewt9.jpg

[ancient gull]

ayy

!leve

!level

[blazing mulch]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/EJiHp.jpg

[ancient gull]

!sash

[livid slate]

Duck's sash
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[ancient gull]

nice nice

.factt

.fact

[half canyon]

Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."

[ancient gull]

.fact

.fac

t.fact

[half canyon]

Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.

[livid slate]

@fervent hare has earned George 1!

[blazing mulch]

.fw

ok wow

Not cool bot, stop messing with Starry.

[ancient gull]

.fw

[half canyon]

53F (12C)!? (285.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND OVERCAST. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[ancient gull]

.sw

[half canyon]

Oh. 53F (12C) (285.15K), Overcast? It's like Naboo out there. Temperate, dry, and fairly pleasant. Meesa like-a the weather these days.

[livid slate]

@keen rampart has earned Level Up Badge!

@keen rampart has earned Mutant Carp!

@keen rampart has earned Villager Badge!

[ancient gull]

wo

[opaque grail]

!level