governors-mansion

[livid slate]

@unique pecan has earned Gnome's Cap!

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@red oyster has earned Parsnip!

[fluid grove]

Oh

[ornate ice]

.choose y, n

[half canyon]

n

[half fractal]

!level

[half fractal]

.w

[half canyon]

Clear, 49F (9C) (282.15K) / feels like 47F (8C) (281.15K) | Humidity: 72% | Wind: N @ 4.36mph (7km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Birmingham, Alabama (US))

[vast notch]

.quote 42730

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[livid slate]

@vast notch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[half fractal]

Rip

[livid slate]

@cold lodge has earned Adventurer Badge!

@weak tusk has earned Maru 2!

@livid pulsar has earned Templar's Blade!

[weak tusk]

!sash

[livid slate]

Chrysanthe's sash
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@magic dove has earned Pirate's Sword!

[magic dove]

!sash

[livid slate]

Kithi's sash
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@ornate tartan has earned Tilapia!

@blazing mulch has earned Holy Blade!

@stark marsh has earned Legend!

[livid slate]

@polar perch has earned Eel!

@blazing mulch has earned Elf Blade!

@cold lodge has earned Steel Falchion!

[unborn nest]

!level

[livid slate]

@weak tusk has earned Eggplant!

@grave cobalt has earned Sebastian 2!

@unborn nest has earned Axe!

[unborn nest]

you will have my bow

[livid slate]

@wispy spear has earned Mixed Seeds!

[wispy spear]

!sash

[livid slate]

pikachugirl's sash
Badges 26/34
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[wispy spear]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

pikachugirl's sash
Badges 26/34
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@unique pecan has earned Willy 2!

@blazing mulch has earned Cowpoke Hat!

@ocean vector has earned Silver Saber!

@blazing mulch has earned Mouse Ears!

@blazing mulch has earned Adventurer Badge!

[blazing mulch]

oh

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Rusty Key Badge!

@sand briar has earned Level Up Badge!

@sand briar has earned Butterfly Bow!

@sand briar has earned Villager Badge!

@raw mantle has earned Level Up Badge!

@raw mantle has earned Evelyn 4!

@raw mantle has earned Villager Badge!

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#25289] "If you ain't out of control you ain't in control!" - RaceCarGuy

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#42241] "dont vore for tesla pls" - finn

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#639] "MY FLUFFY-BRO-KINS!!!!" - Marm

[livid slate]

@rugged frost has earned Pufferfish!

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#19642] "so Auto-correct is pretty presumptuous" - Vader

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#9806] "you're on my hit list" - Spaztika

[unborn nest]

jeez

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Linus 4!

@gentle plaza has earned The Slammer!

[gentle plaza]

!badges

!sash

[livid slate]

Entoarox's sash
Badges 19/34
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[gentle plaza]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Entoarox's sash
Badges 19/34
Page 2

[unborn nest]

!sash

[livid slate]

Arphenion's sash
Badges 45/34
Page 1

[stark marsh]

!sash

[livid slate]

Mnemonic Light's sash
Badges 12/34
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[calm belfry]

.8ball will i ever get friends

[half canyon]

Definitely.

[unborn nest]

.8ball will i pass high school

[half canyon]

Hell no!

[unborn nest]

oh

guess i have to prove you wrong, bot

[red oyster]

you got this

that bot doesn't know nothing

[unborn nest]

ye

[livid slate]

@thin rover has earned Level Up Badge!

@thin rover has earned Forest Sword!

@thin rover has earned Villager Badge!

@daring wigeon has earned Steel Smallsword!

@rotund forum has earned Lingcod!

[runic hornet]

.quote einstein

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[eternal orbit]

hello

[runic hornet]

Hi

[livid slate]

@toxic lake has earned Rusty Key Badge!

@toxic lake has earned Adventurer Badge!

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@undone lake has earned Steel Falchion!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Lewis 2!

@blazing mulch has earned Villager Badge!

[unborn nest]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!help

[livid slate]

These are the commands you can use:
badge*, sash, level*, ranks, say, edit, post, random

Run help <command> for more information.

[blazing mulch]

!help random

[livid slate]

random <LowerInteger> <UpperInteger>
No description.

[blazing mulch]

!random sash

!sash

[livid slate]

C00lBizzY's sash
Badges 3/34
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[rotund forum]

!level @daring wigeon

[blazing mulch]

!level @rotund forum

[blazing mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

not good enough

[livid slate]

@unborn nest has earned Octopus!

@jovial flare has earned White Algae!

[jovial flare]

ok

[unborn nest]

nice

[livid slate]

@rugged frost has earned Hot Pepper!

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

Borkarino's sash
Badges 6/34
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[blazing mulch]

cool

.fm

[half canyon]

Last tracks for BorkFighters

Last listened: 30 Jan 2017, 17:35

Current Track

Not Fall in Love with You

Current Artist

Jeff Williams

Previous Track

From Shadows (feat. Casey Lee Williams)

Previous Artist

Jeff Williams

Total tracks: 296

[livid slate]

@honest crescent has earned Void Chicken!

[white terrace]

!level

[livid slate]

@white terrace, you just advanced to level 396!

@white terrace has earned Iron Dirk!

[honest crescent]

lol

best way ever

[white terrace]

lol ye

🙃

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Backpack 2!

@polar perch has earned Red Cabbage!

[livid slate]

@rocky socket has earned Pufferfish!

@blazing mulch has earned Cowboy Hat!

@tranquil frigate has earned Level Up Badge!

@tranquil frigate has earned Villager Badge!

@tranquil frigate has earned Wind Spire!

@lament ermine has earned Gold Watering Can!

@vast notch has earned Cowboy Hat!

@rotund forum has earned Bullhead!

@compact dove has earned Trucker Hat!

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 31/34
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[white terrace]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 31/34
Page 2

[white terrace]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 31/34
Page 3

[half fractal]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!level

[tidal silo]

!level

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Jodi 2!

[livid slate]

@lament ermine has earned Sebastian 4!

[acoustic flame]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/24178-5036-5513.jpg

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned Steel Falchion!

[opaque grail]

NICE

im a fire emblem character now

!level

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 32/34
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[blazing mulch]

!level

[opaque grail]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 32/34
Page 2

[blazing mulch]

Sweet

[opaque grail]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 32/34
Page 3

[blazing mulch]

!badges

!sash

[livid slate]

Lexyyy's sash
Badges 53/34
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[blazing mulch]

whoops

53/34 lol

[opaque grail]

aw man i want magic's badge!!!

how did you get it!!

[blazing mulch]

she just gave it to me

shrug

[opaque grail]

lucky duck

[blazing mulch]

need them badges

[opaque grail]

knife to meet you

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

StarryPrince☆'s sash
Badges 18/34
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[blazing mulch]

get out of here

why do you have :chew:

[opaque grail]

no

[blazing mulch]

this is BULLYING

😢

[opaque grail]

why don't u have

[blazing mulch]

fuckin I'm getting nitro tomorrow

because im POOR

[opaque grail]

[blazing mulch]

chews on donut angrily

[opaque grail]

chebs on donut angrily

!level

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Steel Watering Can!

@blazing mulch has earned Templar's Blade!

[ornate ice]

.choose draw, mope

[half canyon]

mope

[ornate ice]

aight

[devout trench]

.choose watch a movie, stay here

[half canyon]

stay here

[livid slate]

@fervent hare has earned Goat!

[fervent hare]

!sash

[livid slate]

Yuka's sash
Badges 26/34
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@undone mortar has earned Alcopops Badge!

[vestal sparrow]

!sash

[livid slate]

Alcopops ☾'s sash
Badges 31/34
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@honest crescent has earned Alcopops Badge!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@undone mortar has earned Gold Pickaxe!

@jovial flare has earned Eggplant!

[jovial flare]

🍆

[acoustic flame]

Your eggplant is the wrong way Fluff

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@devout trench has earned Alcopops Badge!

[opaque grail]

awww

cute

[livid slate]

@raven trellis has earned Galaxy Hammer!

[raven trellis]

.quote friv

[half canyon]

[#20207] "i have nothing else in my life so i resort to the cold embrace of numbers" - Friv

[raven trellis]

.quote friv

[half canyon]

[#20207] "i have nothing else in my life so i resort to the cold embrace of numbers" - Friv

[raven trellis]

.quote friv

[half canyon]

[#42861] "what if someone was really flexible and they dabbed into their fuckin leg" - Friv

[livid slate]

@ornate ice has earned Penny's Fryer!

@vestal sparrow has earned Templar's Blade!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch, you just advanced to level 15!

@blazing mulch has earned Shane 1!

[blazing mulch]

oh ok

[livid slate]

@wispy spear has earned Legend!

@uneven star has earned Cowgal Hat!

@acoustic flame has earned Sebastian 1!

@acoustic flame has earned Farmer Badge!

[acoustic flame]

Farmer Ash. Nice

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Jukebox Badge!

[opaque grail]

nice

[livid slate]

@devout trench has earned Slingshot!

@still escarp has earned Carving Knife!

[still escarp]

AYE WHATS GOOD

[devout trench]

Give me my Penny dammit. I never used the slingshot

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Alex 1!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@urban storm has earned Level Up Badge!

@urban storm has earned Sunfish!

@urban storm has earned Villager Badge!

@fervent hare has earned Clint 4!

[wise charm]

!level

[livid slate]

@wise charm, you just advanced to level 1!

@wise charm has earned Level Up Badge!

@wise charm has earned Villager Badge!

@wise charm has earned Gold Watering Can!

@undone mortar has earned Lava Eel!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[opaque grail]

!level

[acoustic flame]

Nice

[white terrace]

!level

[livid slate]

@half jackal has earned Level Up Badge!

@half jackal has earned Villager Badge!

@half jackal has earned Shrimp!

@opaque grail has earned Fiberglass Rod!

@wise charm has earned Adventurer Badge!

@ornate ice has earned Hops!

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Walleye!

[devout trench]

During this nostalgia trip. No one will notice me doing fact checks

.fact

[half canyon]

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

[devout trench]

🤔

[wispy spear]

nice

[devout trench]

You didn't see anything girl

.fact

[half canyon]

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

[wispy spear]

what if i wanted to

[devout trench]

Uh, um...uhhh

Just go away

I want the facts

.fact

[half canyon]

No matter where you stand in Michigan, you are never more than 85 miles from a Great Lake.

[devout trench]

.fact

[half canyon]

When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.

[blazing mulch]

that's not true

the heart doesn'tstop

[devout trench]

Yeah

.fact

[half canyon]

In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

[livid slate]

@polar perch has earned Baby Sheep!

[devout trench]

Sometimes these facts just sound like urban legends

[wise charm]

.fact

[half canyon]

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

[livid slate]

@vestal sparrow has earned Silver Saber!

[devout trench]

.fact

[half canyon]

No matter where you stand in Michigan, you are never more than 85 miles from a Great Lake.

[devout trench]

No no. I need more facts, guy

.fact

[half canyon]

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

[wise charm]

.fiction

[devout trench]

You need to blow my mind mister bot, guy, person

.fact

[half canyon]

Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. “You’ve got Mail!”).

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Watering Can!

[devout trench]

.g elwood edwards

[half canyon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elwood_Edwards

[wise charm]

Better fact. Someone named their kid Elwood.

[devout trench]

lol

.fact

[half canyon]

If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.

[devout trench]

.g johnny appleseed

[half canyon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Appleseed

[devout trench]

🤔

[fervent hare]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#8573] "sounds good." - Jukebox

[fervent hare]

Lame

👎

[wise charm]

,quote

[livid slate]

@wise charm has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[fervent hare]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#41902] "Have a good day!" - CutieCadyPie

[fervent hare]

Boring 😒

[still escarp]

aye wgats good

lol

[devout trench]

.quote

[livid slate]

@devout trench, you just advanced to level 32!

@devout trench has earned Catfish!

[half canyon]

[#27128] "...okay i'm hte one tha't sha da pint pof beer" - Risu

[fervent hare]

!level

[acoustic flame]

I had a quote but then I forgot

[wispy spear]

.fact

[half canyon]

One in every 9000 people is an albino.

[wise charm]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

[livid slate]

@fervent hare has earned Trucker Hat!

@compact dove has earned Periwinkle!

[ornate ice]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2588] "rm -rf" - UB3R-B0T

[livid slate]

@white terrace has earned Top Hat!

[fervent hare]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#39490] "sozzy wozzy" - Lewis

[livid slate]

@ornate ice has earned Kudgel!

[wise charm]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#18018] "omg rofl" - hweetie

[livid slate]

@undone mortar has earned Iridium Rod!

[devout trench]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#21207] "be sFu" - marm

[devout trench]

.quote yuka

[half canyon]

[#42565] "that's my fetish" - Yuka

[compact dove]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#35313] "I WOULDN'T DELET U
BUT STILL U LITTLE HECK" - chew

[devout trench]

.quote hberbuto

[half canyon]

[#29930] "piss off" - hberbuto

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned Clint 4!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

[devout trench]

.fact

[half canyon]

In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”.

[blazing mulch]

HAH

testified

.fact

[half canyon]

A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.

[devout trench]

I'll type .fact in a jiffy!

.fact

[half canyon]

In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.

[devout trench]

Sanyo, Arbys

All within 5 seconds 😮

[livid slate]

@polar perch has earned Clint 3!

@uneven star has earned Galaxy Sword!

@vestal sparrow has earned Carp!

[still escarp]

.quote add "I flip him like a spatula" -superwoman

[half canyon]

Quote added as #42886

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Vincent 1!

[acoustic flame]

.quote add "Dragon Ball makes me want to fight something" - Peter

[half canyon]

Quote added as #42888

[acoustic flame]

I remembered it lol

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Evelyn 3!

@ornate ice has earned Tropiclip!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Official Cap!

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#31609] "pissies gotta piss together" - magic

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#32330] "I'd fuck Mettaton" - Finn

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

The six official languages of the U.N. are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned Galaxy Slingshot!

[opaque grail]

niiiice

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
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[compact dove]

!level

[ornate ice]

.choose rocket league, csgo

[half canyon]

csgo

[unborn nest]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Arphenion#9294

created

18 Oct 2015 08:16:56 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Rancher, Villager, Rusty Key

Id

105398734350733312

has used the internet before

[unborn nest]

damn bug

[livid slate]

@unborn nest has earned Hoe!

@undone mortar has earned Alex 3!

@acoustic flame has earned Copper Axe!

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

.choose stardew valley, overwatch

[half canyon]

overwatch

[acoustic flame]

.choose Sleep, Procrastinate, Text Someone

[half canyon]

Procrastinate

[acoustic flame]

Good choice

[opaque grail]

.choose overwatch, sims 4

[half canyon]

overwatch

[acoustic flame]

!level

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Elf Blade!

[acoustic flame]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/19059-18910-199.jpg

[acoustic flame]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/eQHTBpn.jpg

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#10273] "Maru is an amazing person" - Finn

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Lava Katana!

[compact dove]

hot

literally

[livid slate]

@opal basin has earned Jukebox Badge!

@raven anvil has earned Pierre 2!

@lapis tree has earned Bream!

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Sandy 3!

@unique pecan has earned Linus 1!

[livid slate]

@nimble hinge has earned Eel!

@gentle tusk has earned Governor 3!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@wispy spear has earned Red Snapper!

[livid slate]

@half jackal has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.

[opaque grail]

!level

[undone lake]

!level

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned Starfruit!

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 36/34
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[opaque grail]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 36/34
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[opaque grail]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 36/34
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[undone lake]

:FriendlyDog:

[livid slate]

@magic dove has earned Tropiclip!

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Maru 2!

[livid slate]

@prisma jasper has earned Elliott 4!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Sunflower!

@uneven star has earned Jas 4!

@livid smelt has earned Tiger Trout!

@cinder star has earned Cutlass!

@prisma jasper has earned Backpack 2!

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Governor 4!

[stark marsh]

!level

[half fractal]

.w

[half canyon]

Clear, 42F (6C) (279.15K) / feels like 39F (4C) (277.15K) | Humidity: 78% | Wind: N @ 6.04mph (9.7km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Birmingham, Alabama (US))

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@livid slate has earned Spaztika Badge!

@stoic mango has earned Spaztika Badge!

@fair rose has earned Spaztika Badge!

@chilly stirrup has earned Spaztika Badge!

[chilly stirrup]

what

[blazing mulch]

lotsa

[livid slate]

@leaden robin has earned Level Up Badge!

@leaden robin has earned Kent 4!

@leaden robin has earned Villager Badge!

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

It's illegal to spit on the sidewalk in Norfolk, Virginia.

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

“Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.

[livid slate]

@undone lake has earned Iridium Rod!

[blazing mulch]

rod

.fact

[half canyon]

The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Adventurer Badge!

[acoustic flame]

Wait wait what

That last fact

[runic hornet]

.fml

.fact

[half canyon]

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

[runic hornet]

NEW BUILDING MATERIAL CONFIRMED

.fact

[half canyon]

The thyroid cartilage is more commonly known as the adams apple.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are about a million ants per person. Ants are very social animals and will live in colonies that can contain almost 500,000 ants.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then

[runic hornet]

Nope.

.fqct

.fact

[half canyon]

Orville Wright was involved in the first aircraft accident. His passenger, a Frenchman, was killed.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.

[runic hornet]

I mean milk is a thing which can be made into cheese

Don't think that kills anything.

.fml

.fact

[half canyon]

The Simpsons is the longest running animated series on TV.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

[runic hornet]

D:

N

Noooooooooooo

.fact

[half canyon]

$283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.

[runic hornet]

I'd like to see that.

.fact

[half canyon]

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

Each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man woman and child in the world.

[runic hornet]

.fact

[half canyon]

The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.

[livid slate]

@runic hornet, you just advanced to level 5!

@runic hornet has earned Henchman 2!

[runic hornet]

SPOILERS

Agh

[half fractal]

I thought you were talking about the fact

I was like wtf how is a penguin not being able to fly a spoiler.......

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

Jim Henson first coined the word “Muppet”. It is a combination of “marionette” and “puppet.”

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Linus 3!

[acoustic flame]

Oh yeah my best friend

[livid slate]

@glad topaz has earned Level Up Badge!

@glad topaz has earned Steel Smallsword!

@glad topaz has earned Villager Badge!

@rocky ember has earned Goblin Mask!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Neurons multiply at a rate 250,000 neurons per minute during early pregnancy.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it.

[acoustic flame]

.quote Peter

[half canyon]

[#41983] "Sadness, Depression, Despair" - Peter

[acoustic flame]

Oh there we go. Sums it up

[runic hornet]

.quote add

[half canyon]

Usage: .quote add "quote here" - username

[runic hornet]

.meme

Aw

[livid slate]

@undone lake has earned Clint 4!

[undone lake]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/16363-19653-13623.jpg

[undone lake]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/5350-13889-29214.jpg

[undone lake]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/1186-4923-20498.jpg

[undone lake]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/17525-12354-23454.jpg

[undone lake]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/15038-13875-14202.jpg

[livid slate]

@lament ermine has earned Shane 4!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Baby Pig!

@harsh iris has earned Elf Blade!

@rugged frost has earned Sunfish!

@blazing mulch has earned Penny 1!

[blazing mulch]

!sash

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Bren (keeko4) ❄️'s sash
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@unique pecan has earned Abigail 1!

@undone lake has earned Seb's Lost Mace!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some Like It Hot'.

[ornate ice]

.choose suffer, nap

[half canyon]

suffer

[ornate ice]

.choose fr, jk

[half canyon]

fr

[acoustic flame]

Oh wow

[ornate ice]

://

[acoustic flame]

The bot does not like you

[ornate ice]

tru

It's probably for the best

I'd probably end up taking a 5 hour nap

[acoustic flame]

What actually is the suffer option

[ornate ice]

i just stay up

[acoustic flame]

Oh

[livid slate]

@vestal sparrow has earned Elliot's Pencil!

@glad topaz has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@lament ermine has earned Eye Patch!

@rotund forum has earned Baby Sheep!

@blazing mulch has earned Morris 2!

@daring wigeon has earned Top Hat!

@honest crescent has earned Pierre 1!

[calm belfry]

.8ball will i one day rule over the world

[half canyon]

Do you WANT me to smack you!?

[compact blaze]

.8ball will i play more sdv today

[half canyon]

What do I look like, a SMART bot?!

[livid slate]

@compact blaze, you just advanced to level 1!

@compact blaze has earned Level Up Badge!

@compact blaze has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@compact blaze has earned Villager Badge!

@compact blaze has earned Backpack 1!

[compact blaze]

woo

[unborn nest]

!sash

[livid slate]

Arphenion's sash
Badges 47/34
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[unborn nest]

sick

!level

[livid slate]

@unborn nest has earned Iridium Hoe!

[unborn nest]

again

2 hoes in a ro

w

!sash

[livid slate]

Arphenion's sash
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@compact dove has earned Walleye!

@runic hornet has earned Seb's Lost Mace!

[honest crescent]

!sash

[livid slate]

Wally's sash
Badges 19/34
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[compact blaze]

!sash

[livid slate]

noe's sash
Badges 4/34
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[compact blaze]

rip

ill get there

[runic hornet]

!sash

[livid slate]

DankDoge420's sash
Badges 9/34
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[runic hornet]

!level

[runic hornet]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/20549-24554-21155.jpg

[runic hornet]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/32367-2062-4347.jpg

[runic hornet]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/nqExP8e.jpg

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Cowpoke Hat!

@weak tusk has earned Straw Hat!

[ornate ice]

.choose draw, sims

[half canyon]

sims

[compact blaze]

!levels

!level

[compact blaze]

im a fresh beet

[fervent hare]

!rank

!level

[livid slate]

@fervent hare has earned Gunther 1!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[runic hornet]

!level

[livid slate]

@compact blaze has earned Adventurer Badge!

[ornate ice]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#18111] "don't bring home a girl who doesn't love sonic B)" - keychain

[runic hornet]

.quotr

.qupte

.quote

[half canyon]

[#33259] "i'm also soft and gay" - Saltman

[runic hornet]

LOL

.quote

[half canyon]

[#40072] "let the harvest hell begin" - Prinny

[livid slate]

@livid pulsar has earned Grandpa 1!

@devout trench has earned Plum Chapeau!

@peak cedar has earned Level Up Badge!

@peak cedar has earned Official Cap!

@peak cedar has earned Villager Badge!

[devout trench]

!sash

[livid slate]

PickledEgg's sash
Badges 25/34
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[devout trench]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

PickledEgg's sash
Badges 25/34
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@hardy shore has earned Level Up Badge!

@hardy shore has earned Penny 2!

@hardy shore has earned Villager Badge!

[hardy shore]

!sash

[livid slate]

TheChosenOne's sash
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[hardy shore]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!level

[hardy shore]

;-;

[livid slate]

@hardy shore has earned Adventurer Badge!

@daring wigeon has earned Bone Sword!

[undone lake]

!level

[undone lake]

!sash

[livid slate]

ミ☆ мιηαкιε ☆彡's sash
Badges 27/34
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@undone lake has earned Gus 1!

@weak tusk has earned Santa Hat!

[weak tusk]

!sash

[livid slate]

Chrysanthe's sash
Badges 15/34
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[compact dove]

!level

[compact dove]

!sash

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 93/34
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[hardy shore]

!sash

[livid slate]

TheChosenOne's sash
Badges 5/34
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@blazing mulch has earned Linus 2!

[livid slate]

@raven trellis has earned Seb's Lost Mace!

@unique pecan has earned Eel!

@daring wigeon has earned Amaranth!

@blazing mulch has earned Alex's Bat!

@ornate ice has earned Oyster!

[craggy palm]

!sash

[ocean vector]

?calendar fall

[pseudo mason]

http://i.imgur.com/98PpWKK.png

[ocean vector]

?countdown 12

[pseudo mason]

@ocean vector, your countdown has finished.

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Caroline 2!

@gentle tusk has earned Anchovy!

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#40691] "minecraft > league" - wally

[acoustic flame]

.quote Peter

[half canyon]

[#41983] "Sadness, Depression, Despair" - Peter

[acoustic flame]

.quote delete 41983

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

[acoustic flame]

.quote remove 41983

[half canyon]

Quote 41983 deleted.

[acoustic flame]

.quote Peter

[half canyon]

[#41892] "Sadness makes me sad" - Peter

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Bamboo Pole!

@acoustic flame has earned Jodi 3!

[devout trench]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

PickledEgg's sash
Badges 25/34
Page 3

[devout trench]

Oof

[acoustic flame]

!sash

[livid slate]

Peter's sash
Badges 31/34
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[acoustic flame]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Peter's sash
Badges 31/34
Page 2

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38636] "o'fuck" - nitro

[acoustic flame]

That's a good quote

[devout trench]

Same

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[half canyon]

[#19655] "You sir and or Ma'am are wonderful and I hope you have a great day" - Joe

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned George 2!

[livid smelt]

remind me to take my meds in 15 minutes

[half canyon]

ugh I was about to take a nap. but fine saltman I'll stay awake just for you

[livid smelt]

ty

💋

[blazing mulch]

salty fucking bot

[livid slate]

@rancid rapids has earned Level Up Badge!

@rancid rapids has earned Blueberry!

@rancid rapids has earned Villager Badge!

[half canyon]

@livid smelt: take your meds (15m ago)

[livid smelt]

fucj

fuck

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[livid smelt]

remind me to take the meds in 10 minutes sry bb

[half canyon]

Roger that, saltman

[livid smelt]

💋

[blazing mulch]

Is this a real bot?

[livid slate]

@devout trench has earned White Chicken!

[blazing mulch]

yeah, hber is a real bot

[livid slate]

@rancid rapids has earned Rusty Key Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Shane 1!

[blazing mulch]

my husbando

[half canyon]

me to take the meds: bb (10m ago) [Requested by saltman]

[compact dove]

@livid smelt

[livid smelt]

omG NFJSBFJ thanks magi

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Abigail 1!

@quartz edge has earned Parsnip!

@rotund forum has earned Shane 1!

@daring wigeon has earned Elf Blade!

@gentle tusk has earned Abigail 2!

@lament ermine has earned Wizard 2!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Penny 2!

@lapis tree has earned Sea Cucumber!

@blazing mulch has earned Dinosaur!

@acoustic flame has earned Penny 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Rainbow Trout!

@wispy spear has earned Gus 1!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

China has more English speakers than the United States.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.

[acoustic flame]

I need sources bot

.fact

[half canyon]

Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#27513] "gay is fun" - cheb

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20050] "jared only twerks for mr. bones" - Marmtika

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you were to take a taxicab from New York City to Los Angeles, it would cost you $8,325.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are over a million described species of insects. Some people estimate there are actually between 15 and 30 million species.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

The state of Maryland has no natural Lakes.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are over 58 million dogs in the US

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

A housefly will regurgitate its food and eat it again.

[devout trench]

Yum

[acoustic flame]

Yeah I was eating when I read that

.fact

[half canyon]

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

The pancreas produces Insulin.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#25576] "I would agree but finn'll probably quote me............" - Cheb

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.

[acoustic flame]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/15038-13875-14202.jpg

[acoustic flame]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/16363-19653-13623.jpg

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

[acoustic flame]

Wait what

[blazing mulch]

people chew the pen caps

that's why there's a hole in the top of a pen cap

[acoustic flame]

Freaking rip people

[blazing mulch]

bc dumbasses were inhaling them by accident when chewing on them and would choke and die

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

[acoustic flame]

Huh

.fact

[half canyon]

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some Case Moth caterpillars (Psychidae) build a case around themselves that they always carry with them. It is made of silk and pieces of plants or soil.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

The pancreas produces Insulin.

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Gold Watering Can!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

[livid slate]

@noble jasper has earned Adventurer Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Bamboo Pole!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

A snail can sleep for three years.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

[acoustic flame]

.fact

.fact

[half canyon]

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Jamaica has the most churches per square mile than any other country in the world.

[acoustic flame]

.choose Ruthlessly move my dog, stay still

[half canyon]

stay still

[acoustic flame]

Ok

[livid slate]

@noble jasper has earned Penny's Fryer!

@noble jasper has earned Villager Badge!

[acoustic flame]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#32982] "i thought dicks are supposed to be purple with green tips" - G

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

[acoustic flame]

.fact

[half canyon]

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

[livid slate]

@acoustic flame has earned Sheep!

[livid slate]

@unique pecan has earned Jas 1!

@daring wigeon has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@livid pulsar has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@raven anvil has earned Dog!

@daring wigeon has earned Crystal Dagger!

[livid slate]

@midnight topaz has earned Alex's Bat!

@cinder star has earned Elliott 1!

@jovial flare has earned Haley 4!

[jovial flare]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Captain Fluff#5092

aka Fluff

created

26 Dec 2015 07:06:43 AM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Villager, Rusty Key, Christmas 2016, Artisan, Rancher

Id

130204632176656384

has used the internet before

[blazing mulch]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for StarryPrince☆#8913

created

02 Nov 2016 08:43:47 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Villager, Valentines 2017

Id

243475266838593536

loading...

[ancient gull]

Starry, what show is your profile picture from again?

[blazing mulch]

Osomatsu-san

[ancient gull]

Osomatsu?

o

thanks!

[blazing mulch]

yeee

np!!

remember that it's an not kun, kun is the old anime that I have yet to watch bc why not

[ancient gull]

lol

.mal Pepperonify

[half canyon]

User profile for Pepperonify not found

[ancient gull]

.mal Ducksteps

[half canyon]

Last updated: Yamada-kun to 7-nin no Majo (TV) (Watching) | Total series completed: 65 | All up: 847 episodes (14.1 days!) | https://myanimelist.net/profile/Ducksteps

[ancient gull]

there we go

[livid slate]

@rare hedge has earned Level Up Badge!

@rare hedge has earned Rainbow Trout!

@rare hedge has earned Villager Badge!

[ancient gull]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Duck#4563

created

02 Aug 2016 07:21:32 PM UTC

joined

17 Dec 2016 07:00:30 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Villager, Farmer, Reveller

Id

210114884275404800

who?

[ancient gull]

.quote Duck

[blazing mulch]

fuck, did I quote it wrong

.quote duck

c'mon bot

OK WELL

[livid slate]

@rare hedge has earned Adventurer Badge!

[rare hedge]

neat

[blazing mulch]

i added the quote wrong so nwo i just

gotta do it all over again, fuck me

.add quote "her dick milk will forever be in our memories" - Duck

I did it wrong again

LORD HELP ME

.quote add "her dick milk will forever be in our memories" - Duck

[half canyon]

Quote added as #43270

[livid slate]

@unborn nest has earned Abigail 1!

[unborn nest]

great

[livid slate]

@unkempt frigate has earned Maru 3!

@fallow finch has earned Level Up Badge!

@fallow finch has earned Villager Badge!

@fallow finch has earned Walleye!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Poppy!

[acoustic flame]

!level

[livid slate]

@raven anvil has earned Sebastian 1!

@daring wigeon has earned Rapier!

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@gentle tusk has earned Yeti Tooth!

@lament ermine has earned Copper Pan!

@fair rose has earned Rusty Key Badge!

[livid slate]

@daring wigeon has earned Steel Watering Can!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Mixed Seeds!

[livid slate]

@dense anchor has earned Mouse Ears!

@dense anchor has earned Oyster!

@dense anchor has earned Kudgel!

@dense anchor has earned Clam!

@dense anchor has earned Mermaids Pendant Badge!

[livid slate]

@fair rose has earned Emily 4!

[grave cobalt]

!sash

[livid slate]

Finn's sash
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[grave cobalt]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Finn's sash
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