governors-mansion

[half canyon]

[#1784] "Bye." - Abigail

[arctic fjord]

.quote marnie

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[opaque grail]

.quote mayor lewis

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

[opaque grail]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#35549] "if anyone fingers anyone else i want photos" - lewis

[arctic fjord]

.quote mayorlewis

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote mayor

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[opaque grail]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#2695] "moiph x lewis" - Lewis

[arctic fjord]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#11486] "bazinga" - lewis

[arctic fjord]

kek

literally just "bazinga"

[opaque grail]

lewis isn't mayor lewis tho he's the server owner

[arctic fjord]

I know

!quote

[opaque grail]

ok just checkin

[arctic fjord]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#669] "I want to play games with achievements but I don't want to play games" - Iris

[opaque grail]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#5655] "Shove that [REDACTED] down her throat" - Spaztika

[opaque grail]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#19844] "Chew shower = showe" - Antrium

[arctic fjord]

.quote spaztika

[half canyon]

[#4944] "What are tits" - Spaztika

[livid slate]

@arctic fjord, you just advanced to level 11!

@arctic fjord has earned Linus 4!

[opaque grail]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#9882] "I almost wanted Iris dead on accident" - Maru

[arctic fjord]

What even is that face lmao

I mean look at it

[opaque grail]

.quote iris

[half canyon]

[#608] "I'm just a smol" - Iris

[opaque grail]

.quote jev

[half canyon]

[#29761] "i just like pussu" - jev

[arctic fjord]

.quote jade

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[opaque grail]

.quote moiph

[arctic fjord]

.quote magic

[half canyon]

[#2671] "i hate u all!!!!!! fuck u all!!!!!!!" - Moiph

[#23493] "r00d" - magic

[arctic fjord]

.quote pathos

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[opaque grail]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#16463] "gay rocks" - fluff

[arctic fjord]

.quote pathodchild

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote pathoschild

[half canyon]

[#38468] "it's lost in the sands of unsearchable discord time" - Pathoschild

[opaque grail]

.quote duck

[half canyon]

[#36071] "¯_(ツ)_/¯" - duck

[arctic fjord]

.quote faythe

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[arctic fjord]

.quote faythe

[half canyon]

[#27040] "i want the dog" - faythe

[opaque grail]

.quote hweet

[half canyon]

[#15804] " instead." - Hweet

[arctic fjord]

.quote queen alcopops

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

[arctic fjord]

.quote queen

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote alco

[half canyon]

[#14803] "i'm actually gooft" - alco

[opaque grail]

.quote lewis

[arctic fjord]

.quote alco

[half canyon]

[#35549] "if anyone fingers anyone else i want photos" - lewis

[#14613] "that's one hot goofy" - alco

[opaque grail]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro

[arctic fjord]

That's my only quote

[opaque grail]

.quote arph

[half canyon]

[#24590] "i love the round things" - Arph

[arctic fjord]

I need some more but I barely ever talk

[opaque grail]

.quote anit

[half canyon]

[#32323] "dogs have hurt me more than dogs" - Anit

[arctic fjord]

!random 1 393

[livid slate]

275

[arctic fjord]

!random 1 393

[livid slate]

113

[arctic fjord]

!random 1 393

[livid slate]

367

[opaque grail]

.quote add "my cat caught a mouse today" - magic

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38635

[arctic fjord]

.quote add "o'fuck" - nitro

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38636

[arctic fjord]

lmao

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned Haley 3!

[opaque grail]

FINALLY

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 10/7
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[opaque grail]

there she is..... my girl

!sash 2

!level

[arctic fjord]

!sash

[livid slate]

nitrodog96's sash
Badges 7/7
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[arctic fjord]

I just want a Leah one ;-;

And a non-derp Linus one would be nice too

!random 1 393

[livid slate]

49

[unreal igloo]

!sash

[livid slate]

Silvia the Goddess shark!'s sash
Badges 5/7
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[arctic fjord]

!random 1 396

[livid slate]

176

[arctic fjord]

!random 1 396

[livid slate]

35

[arctic fjord]

!random 1 396

[livid slate]

230

[arctic fjord]

!random 1 396

[livid slate]

4

[arctic fjord]

!random 1 396

[livid slate]

382

[arctic fjord]

!random 1 396

[livid slate]

57

[arctic fjord]

!random 1 396

[livid slate]

40

@vestal sparrow has earned Clint 2!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Blue Jazz!

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

The Prinny Dood's sash
Badges 7/7
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@wispy spear has earned Mixed Seeds!

[white terrace]

!level

[livid slate]

@fervent hare has earned White Cow!

@arctic fjord has earned Robin 3!

[arctic fjord]

lmao

!sash

[livid slate]

nitrodog96's sash
Badges 7/7
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@ancient gull has earned Alex 4!

[arctic fjord]

I already had robin 2, sadface

[ancient gull]

what

is he spewing blood

[arctic fjord]

I think he's eating

That appears to be a fork

[devout trench]

!sash

[livid slate]

PickledEgg's sash
Badges 8/7
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[devout trench]

So many redheads but no t the redhead I want 🤔

[compact dove]

!sash

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 53/7
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[arctic fjord]

Wait what PickledEgg

Are you talking about Penny or Leah?

!leah

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/ngjvXw9.jpg

[devout trench]

@arctic fjord Penny

Best gal

[arctic fjord]

nO

tfw you want to propose to best girl on her birthday but it's in winter

tfw it's the 20th of fall and you still don't have mermaid pendant

[devout trench]

Yeah I know them feels

[arctic fjord]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/stardewvalley/images/f/f0/Sam_shocked.png/revision/latest?cb=20160402105803

[devout trench]

Hope you can buy it in a future update

[arctic fjord]

me irl

[devout trench]

Checks out

.choose power of flight, power of invisibility

[half canyon]

power of invisibility

[livid slate]

@lusty kite has earned Level Up Badge!

@jovial flare has earned Pierre 3!

[jovial flare]

ok

[livid slate]

@strange trout has earned Level Up Badge!

@lilac brook has earned Linus 3!

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 10/7
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[fervent hare]

!level

[fervent hare]

!sash

[livid slate]

Yuka's sash
Badges 8/7
Page 1

[ancient gull]

!sash

[livid slate]

Duck's sash
Badges 9/7
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[ancient gull]

!level

[ancient gull]

59 more levels

49*

[wispy spear]

!sash

[livid slate]

pikachugirl's sash
Badges 11/7
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@opaque grail has earned Bouncer 1!

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

[livid slate]

@cloud hound has earned Level Up Badge!

@cloud hound has earned Jas 2!

[livid slate]

@nimble hinge has earned Ancient Fruit!

[livid slate]

@quartz edge has earned Level Up Badge!

[jaunty pike]

!level

[white terrace]

!level

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 16/7
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[trim python]

.w

[half canyon]

Clear, 27F (-3C) (270.15K) / feels like 19F (-7C) (266.15K) | Humidity: 83% | Wind: N @ 7.49mph (12.1km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Celina, Ohio (US))

[livid slate]

@wet nest has earned Governor 4!

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

Partly Cloudy, 37F (3C) (276.15K) / feels like 28F (-2C) (271.15K) | Humidity: 66% | Wind: N @ 13.47mph (21.7km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Edinburgh, United Kingdom (GB))

[unreal igloo]

.w

[half canyon]

choose or set a place to look up weather for, dummy (.w [set] location_here)

[trail badge]

!level

[livid slate]

@trail badge, you just advanced to level 1!

@trail badge has earned Level Up Badge!

[ocean vector]

!level

[ocean vector]

!sash

[livid slate]

Hasagi's sash
Badges 6/7
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[ornate ice]

.fact

[livid slate]

@ornate ice, you just advanced to level 32!

[half canyon]

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The NY phone book had 22 Hitlers before WWII. The NY phone book had 0 Hitlers after WWII.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

A “2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet (91 m) long in just one night.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Gary, Indiana is the murder capital of the U.S. - probably the world.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Spain leads the world in cork production

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ."

[livid slate]

@raven trellis has earned Starfruit!

[raven trellis]

nice

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The venom of the Australian Brown Snake is so powerful only 1/14,000th of an ounce is enough to kill a human.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

[ocean vector]

.quote add "🇨 🇴 🇳 🇬 🇷 🅰 🇹 🇺 🇱 🅰 🇹 🇮 🇴 🇳 🇸" -Hasagi

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38682

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#22431] "o" - halleween

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#23092] "did someone say balls" - Foztic

[ocean vector]

.quote hasagi

[half canyon]

[#38682] "" - Hasagi

[ocean vector]

nice

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1904] "i punched a cute face and it wasn't cute anymore" - jokerjerome

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#21841] "suck my dick" - mnemonic

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#36414] "ihop is hot ass" - wut

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2011] "don't @ me" - Lewis

[calm belfry]

.fw

[half canyon]

28F (-2C)!? (271.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND FLURRIES.

[trim python]

.yt i can feel it in the air tonight phil colins

[half canyon]

Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight (Official Music Video) - https://youtu.be/YkADj0TPrJA [ 113,368,491 views | 4.88 rating w/ 458,378 likes (11,612 dislikes) | Duration: 4m54s | Uploaded: 2010-05-11 by Phil Collins ]

[livid slate]

@ocean vector has earned Clint 2!

[livid slate]

@lament ermine has earned Sam 1!

[livid smelt]

.choose draw, pokemon, ummm idk

[half canyon]

ummm idk

[livid smelt]

fucking shit hber

.choose draw, pokemon

[half canyon]

draw

[livid smelt]

mmmmmm

.choose sdv, oc's

[half canyon]

sdv

[livid smelt]

hmm well it has been a long time since i drew shane

[ornate ice]

nicee

[livid slate]

@livid smelt has earned Melon!

[livid smelt]

🖕

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@ruby locust has earned Marnie 4!

[ruby locust]

oh

[ornate ice]

.quote chew

[half canyon]

[#27816] "I'm a virgo and I'm a virg- wait" - Chew

[ornate ice]

same

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Linus 3!

@ocean vector has earned Caroline 4!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

Bren (keeko4) ❄️'s sash
Badges 3/7
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[undone lake]

@unique pecan You understand mods more than me, can you understand how making new furniture would work? http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/display-cabinet.111856 It's be awesome to just add people's new furnitures instead of having to replace the ones already in the game. Having a huge furniture catalog is something I really miss from playing The Sims series. xD

[livid slate]

@unique pecan has earned Bok Choy!

[undone lake]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/5350-13889-29214.jpg

[blazing mulch]

Looks like my dog

11/10

[livid slate]

@amber yoke has earned Governor 4!

[livid slate]

@north bear has earned Level Up Badge!

@north bear has earned Krobus 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Penny 3!

[half canyon]

@undone lake: set your alarm clock and re-enable Do Not Disturb mode (24h ago)

[weak tusk]

!sash

[livid slate]

Chrysanthe's sash
Badges 3/7
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[weak tusk]

GIMME MORE LEWISH

[livid slate]

@undone lake has earned Ancient Fruit!

[undone lake]

!sash

[livid slate]

ミ☆ мιηαкιε ☆彡's sash
Badges 8/7
Page 1

[fervent hare]

!sash

[livid slate]

Yuka's sash
Badges 8/7
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@fervent hare has earned Pam 4!

[livid slate]

@dusty matrix has earned Level Up Badge!

@dusty matrix has earned Linus 1!

@shut idol has earned George 4!

@grave cobalt has earned Clint 4!

[grave cobalt]

FUCK U

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Pierre 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Elliott 4!

[livid slate]

@untold gyro has earned Level Up Badge!

@untold gyro has earned Grape!

@olive solar has earned Level Up Badge!

@rugged frost has earned Willy 3!

[wet nest]

!level

[livid slate]

@ornate ice has earned Horse!

[glossy cipher]

!level

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@half fractal has earned Hot Pepper!

@icy venture has earned Level Up Badge!

@icy venture has earned Dog!

@fervent hare has earned Baby Rabbit!

@wraith hearth has earned Jodi 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Shane 4!

[half fractal]

.w

[half canyon]

Partly Cloudy, 76F (24C) (297.15K) | Humidity: 62% | Wind: N @ 5.15mph (8.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Birmingham, Alabama (US))

[ornate ice]

.wolfram 39 c to f

[half canyon]

102.2 °F (degrees Fahrenheit)

[ornate ice]

heck

.wolfram -39 c to f

[half canyon]

-38.2 °F (degrees Fahrenheit)

[livid slate]

@ornate ice has earned Pierre 2!

[ornate ice]

:/

[livid slate]

@ocean vector has earned Emily 2!

[ocean vector]

!level

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

[ocean vector]

!sash

[livid slate]

Hasagi's sash
Badges 9/7
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[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#7697] "ok what the fuck is that quote" - alco

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#33160] "Genocide is fun" - Lex

[fervent hare]

❤ 🍺

[ocean vector]

lol

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2007] "there" - Shawn

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20377] "wunky face" - Iris

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

A snail can sleep for three years.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

In Quebec, there is an old law that states margarine must be a different color than butter.

[ocean vector]

lol

[fervent hare]

These are some quality quotes 👌

[ocean vector]

What about "I can't believe that's not butter"

[glossy cipher]

!level

[ocean vector]

!level

[ocean vector]

!sash

[livid slate]

Hasagi's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

[glossy cipher]

!sash

[livid slate]

disenchantedafterall's sash
Badges 6/7
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@fervent hare has earned Marlon 1!

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

The Prinny Dood's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

[light otter]

!level

[light otter]

!sash

[livid slate]

Raynu's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[light otter]

That is not my sash Lewis.

.fact

[half canyon]

13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.

[light otter]

.fact

[half canyon]

Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.

[light otter]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 years old when he discovered the law of universal gravitation.

[light otter]

.fact

[half canyon]

Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

[light otter]

.facy

.fact

[half canyon]

Russians generally answer the phone by saying, "I'm listening".

[light otter]

.opinion

Lol

.setphaserstokill

[cinder star]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#14621] "control z my entire body" - marm

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#9099] "fuck you all and love you all is basically the same thing" - lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#14187] "haha yo its me lewis gimme a fist bump bazinga harrass cum pussy etc" - lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#35549] "if anyone fingers anyone else i want photos" - lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#36331] "whats up cummers" - lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#14187] "haha yo its me lewis gimme a fist bump bazinga harrass cum pussy etc" - lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#2529] "sex?" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#35548] "women r hot" - lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#11482] "i wanna kiss ur lips moiph.." - lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#2523] "whys it never quote me" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#2523] "whys it never quote me" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#11485] "quote that, bazinga" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#2529] "sex?" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[livid slate]

@ocean vector has earned Vincent 1!

@cinder star, you just advanced to level 763!

[half canyon]

[#2285] "kill finn" - lewis

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Melon!

[cinder star]

k

[ocean vector]

i want melon

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#27477] "oh boy" - lewis

[ocean vector]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#36331] "whats up cummers" - lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#11485] "quote that, bazinga" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#21631] "paulies basically dead to us" - Lewis

[ocean vector]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#5594] "oni avatar onitar" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#2290] "I WAS BEING RACIST!!!!!!" - Lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#2681] "i love every text i say next to my avatar" - Lewis

[livid slate]

@light otter has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[cinder star]

fuck these quotes

[half canyon]

[#27636] "fuck i jakred" - Lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#2681] "i love every text i say next to my avatar" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#5662] "did you just say fuck you to my daughter? my daughter ran in the room crying saying you said fuck you to her" - Lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#35548] "women r hot" - lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#20735] "i showed my dicky wicky on skypey wipey" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#23263] "i never say cum" - lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#19259] "ok ill pay it as long as its free" - Lewis

[cinder star]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#11482] "i wanna kiss ur lips moiph.." - lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#23265] "fuck u stupid social justice warrior admins and mods with ur stupid fucking safe space server i quilt" - Lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[light otter]

.quote hberbuto

[half canyon]

[#29930] "piss off" - hberbuto

[ocean vector]

.quote add "fuck these quotes" - lewis

[half canyon]

Usage: .quote add "quote here" - username

[ocean vector]

.quote add "fuck these quotes" - lewis

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38772

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#4252] "I plan to resign as admin so I can recover from this burn." - Lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#38446] "im gonna yiff u (i assume that means to kill u in furry talk i dont rly know haha)" - lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#35548] "women r hot" - lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#9099] "fuck you all and love you all is basically the same thing" - lewis

[light otter]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#5594] "oni avatar onitar" - Lewis

[light otter]

.quote hberbuto

[half canyon]

[#29930] "piss off" - hberbuto

[light otter]

.quote hberbuto

[half canyon]

[#29930] "piss off" - hberbuto

[light otter]

.quote hberbuto

[half canyon]

[#29930] "piss off" - hberbuto

[light otter]

.quote Mayor Lewis

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

[light otter]

.quote hberbuto

[half canyon]

[#29930] "piss off" - hberbuto

[devout trench]

!wizard

.fact

[half canyon]

An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.

[light otter]

.quote fnin

[half canyon]

[#38689] "" - fnin

[devout trench]

That explains all the hair on my carpet

[light otter]

.quote hberbuto

[half canyon]

[#29930] "piss off" - hberbuto

[light otter]

.quote add "That explains all the hair on my carpet" -PickledEgg

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38773

[devout trench]

<__<

[light otter]

😄

.quote PickledEgg

[half canyon]

[#38773] "That explains all the hair on my carpet" - PickledEgg

[ocean vector]

.quote raynu

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[ocean vector]

.quote hasagi

[half canyon]

[#38682] "" - Hasagi

[ocean vector]

lol wtf

[light otter]

!levelmeuplewis

[devout trench]

!beammeupscotty

[ocean vector]

.quote add "!levelmeuplewis" - Raynu

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38774

[light otter]

.quote add ".quote add "!levelmeuplewis" -Raynu" -Hasagi

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38775

[light otter]

.quote Hasagi

[half canyon]

[#38682] "" - Hasagi

[light otter]

.quote Hasagi

[half canyon]

[#38682] "" - Hasagi

[light otter]

.quote Hasagi

[half canyon]

[#38682] "" - Hasagi

[light otter]

Dammit.

.quote Raynu

[half canyon]

[#38774] "!levelmeuplewis" - Raynu

[ocean vector]

quack im a duck

[devout trench]

Hi duck!

[livid slate]

@half fractal has earned Sebastian 1!

@dense pewter has earned Jas 3!

[half fractal]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Haley 2!

[glossy cipher]

!level

[livid slate]

@unborn nest has earned Gus 1!

[unborn nest]

fuck you gus i want and animal or a food

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

what no badge???? rude

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Lewis 3!

[ornate ice]

!level

[ornate ice]

oh

[livid slate]

@lone violet has earned Level Up Badge!

@lone violet has earned Morris 2!

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

[arctic fjord]

!level

[arctic fjord]

!sash

[livid slate]

nitrodog96's sash
Badges 7/7
Page 1

[arctic fjord]

.quote add "Joja Cola - It'll go right through ya!" - Nitro

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38806

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38806] "Joja Cola - It'll go right through ya!" - Nitro

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38636] "o'fuck" - nitro

[livid slate]

@fervent hare has earned Abigail 4!

@opaque grail has earned Caroline 1!

@wide osprey has earned Level Up Badge!

[fervent hare]

!level

[fervent hare]

!sash

[livid slate]

Yuka's sash
Badges 12/7
Page 1

@blazing mulch has earned Emily 4!

@light phoenix has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@devout trench has earned Pierre 3!

@jovial flare has earned Void Chick!

[jovial flare]

cute

[ocean vector]

i want a void chick:(

!sash

[livid slate]

Hasagi's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

[ocean vector]

i got babby dino at least

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 11/7
Page 1

[opaque grail]

!sash 2

!sash page 2

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 11/7
Page 1

[opaque grail]

.choose dragon age origins, dragon age 2, dragon age inquisition, stardew valley, the sims, mass effect 3, fallout new vegas

[half canyon]

dragon age inquisition

[opaque grail]

ehhh

.choose dragon age origins, dragon age 2, dragon age inquisition

[half canyon]

dragon age inquisition

[opaque grail]

ok

.choose new file, old file

[half canyon]

old file

[opaque grail]

no im making a new one

.8ball should i make a new character

[half canyon]

What do I look like, a fortune teller?

[opaque grail]

yes

[ornate ice]

!sash

[livid slate]

Femi's sash
Badges 14/7
Page 1

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@solar dome has earned Level Up Badge!

@solar dome has earned Kent 3!

@blazing mulch has earned Demetrius 3!

[fervent hare]

!level

[light otter]

.quote Awagel

[half canyon]

[#38822] " business with him. Good luck." - Awagel

[wide osprey]

😅

[fervent hare]

.quote Yuka

[half canyon]

[#38535] "Please don't bring undertale into this" - Yuka

[fervent hare]

I'm so proud of it wipes tear from eye

[light otter]

Every music mod for this game has at least one undertale track lmao

[fervent hare]

😒

🖕 🖕

[arctic fjord]

It just occurred to me that "Oyster" doesn't look like a word.

This is the first time I've seen it today.

[fervent hare]

Moister Oyster

Moister Oyster Cloister

[light otter]

.quote add "It just occurred to me that "Oyster" doesn't look like a word." -nitrodog96

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38826

[fervent hare]

.quote add "¯_(ツ)_/¯" -Yuka

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38827

[livid slate]

@wide osprey has earned Governor 4!

[light otter]

Zombie Governor.

[arctic fjord]

.quote remove 38826

[half canyon]

Quote 38826 deleted.

[fervent hare]

Is that if he eats bad soup? 😂

[arctic fjord]

.quote add "It just occurred to me that "Oyster" doesn't look like a word." - nitro

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38829

[arctic fjord]

I'm under "nitro" not "nitrodog96"

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38806] "Joja Cola - It'll go right through ya!" - Nitro

[wide osprey]

what does it mean that I got governor something

[arctic fjord]

That was also today.

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2286] "I NEVER GONNA CHILL AND GERMANS HAVE NO GREAT ACCENT THEY JUST SCREAM SILLENTLY" - zurnona

[arctic fjord]

lmao

[light otter]

.quote Raynu

[half canyon]

[#38774] "!levelmeuplewis" - Raynu

[arctic fjord]

.quote magic

[half canyon]

[#31609] "pissies gotta piss together" - magic

[arctic fjord]

that's jade ofc

.quote woot

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote wut

[half canyon]

[#17251] "how can warnings be real if the dms arent real?" - wut

[livid slate]

@tribal apex has earned Level Up Badge!

[arctic fjord]

.quote aero

[half canyon]

[#29735] "i dont believe in moderatino" - aero

[arctic fjord]

.quote lewis

[half canyon]

[#35549] "if anyone fingers anyone else i want photos" - lewis

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro

[fervent hare]

I didn't know everyone on this server was a spammer

[arctic fjord]

only here

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1908] "why" - Jev

[arctic fjord]

uh... alright

.quote 1

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 38482

[half canyon]

[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro

[arctic fjord]

okay th en

.quote 2

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 5

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 10

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 20

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 40

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 80

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 160

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

mfw

.quote 320

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 640

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 1280

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 1000

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 2560

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

lmao

[fervent hare]

!level

[arctic fjord]

!level

[arctic fjord]

!sash

[livid slate]

nitrodog96's sash
Badges 7/7
Page 1

@indigo fulcrum has earned Level Up Badge!

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38806] "Joja Cola - It'll go right through ya!" - Nitro

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

.choose dwarf commoner, city elf, human noble

[half canyon]

city elf

[livid slate]

@lucid birch has earned Level Up Badge!

[livid slate]

@quasi osprey has earned Level Up Badge!

@quasi osprey has earned Alex 2!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned George 1!

[devout trench]

.quote pickledegg

[half canyon]

[#38773] "That explains all the hair on my carpet" - PickledEgg

[livid slate]

@lucid birch has earned Leah 1!

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Willy 1!

[half fractal]

!level

[calm belfry]

.fw

[half canyon]

29F (-2C)!? (271.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND LIGHT SNOW. SNOW FUCK YES I LOVE SNOW UNLESS OTHER PEOPLE SUCK AT DRIVING THEN FUCK SNOW

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

Many butterflies can taste with their feet to find out whether the leaf they sit on is good to lay eggs on to be their caterpillars' food or not.

[blazing mulch]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/8811-17451-16018.jpg

[calm belfry]

.choose nixon, humphrey

[half canyon]

nixon

[calm belfry]

hell yea nixon's the one

.quote

[half canyon]

[#14621] "control z my entire body" - marm

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

[ornate ice]

.choose get up and make coffee, wait for someone else to do it

[half canyon]

get up and make coffee

[ornate ice]

:/

[grave cobalt]

!level

[livid smelt]

!level

[wide osprey]

!level

[ornate ice]

!level

[lean spruce]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

[lean spruce]

.fortune

[half canyon]

Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts. -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"

[livid slate]

@red tide has earned Wizard 1!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Horse!

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

millalock's sash
Badges 25/7
Page 1

[ornate ice]

!sash

[livid slate]

Femi's sash
Badges 14/7
Page 1

[livid slate]

@lapis tree has earned Level Up Badge!

@lapis tree has earned Linus 4!

[trail badge]

!level

[trail badge]

!badge

!sash

[livid slate]

Krabbe's sash
Badges 1/7
Page 1

@grave cobalt has earned Pam 4!

[grave cobalt]

hey fuck u

[livid slate]

@snow oasis has earned Level Up Badge!

[unreal igloo]

Wow finn

[livid slate]

@wide osprey has earned Radish!

[wide osprey]

what should I do with a fucking radish? @livid slate

[livid slate]

@fervent hare has earned Grandpa 1!

@bronze fox has earned Level Up Badge!

@humble sentinel has earned Level Up Badge!

@humble sentinel has earned Sandy 1!

[half fractal]

!level

[unborn nest]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Arphenion#9294

created

18 Oct 2015 08:16:56 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Villager, Rancher, Rusty Key

Id

105398734350733312

basically my favorite

[unborn nest]

^ty

[compact dove]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Magically Clueless#9046

aka magical jade

created

02 Jul 2016 05:15:38 AM UTC

joined

02 Jul 2016 05:15:38 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Moderator, Farmer, Rancher, Halloween 2016, Artisan, Christmas 2016, Magic, Halloween 2016 Winner, Christmas 2016 Winner, Villager

Id

198667982296055808

has at least one heart

[compact dove]

JULY?

i thought it was august

[half fractal]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Kris#9115

created

22 Apr 2016 03:25:03 AM UTC

joined

18 Sep 2016 09:49:23 PM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Reveller, Farmer, Villager, Rusty Key, Rancher

Id

172910616099422209

is currently either listening or not listening to music

[livid slate]

@half fractal, you just advanced to level 314!

[rugged frost]

!level

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Elliott 4!

[opaque pelican]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Evelyn 1!

[opaque grail]

.choose coffee, mint

[half canyon]

coffee

[opaque grail]

.8ball should i obey the bot

[half canyon]

Hell no!

[opaque grail]

good

[half fractal]

!level

[fervent hare]

!level

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@grave cobalt has earned Corn!

[grave cobalt]

another corm

!sash

[livid slate]

Finn's sash
Badges 38/7
Page 1

[compact dove]

!sash

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 54/7
Page 1

[compact dove]

i jus have pigg

!level

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Brown Cow!

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@vestal sparrow has earned Sebastian 1!

[ornate ice]

.choose sims 4, draw

[half canyon]

draw

[livid slate]

@winged spindle has earned Grandpa 1!

[quiet scarab]

!level

[quiet scarab]

!sash

[livid slate]

karthik's sash
Badges 3/7
Page 1

@amber yoke has earned Marnie 1!

@wet nest has earned Willy 4!

[bright nexus]

test

[lean spruce]

ooh

new feature?

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Tamini#1427

created

04 Sep 2015 08:41:34 PM UTC

joined

25 Dec 2016 07:06:26 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Villager

Id

89459869500862464

loading...

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Robin 2!

[livid slate]

@analog stream has earned Level Up Badge!

@analog stream has earned Haley 1!

@ornate ice has earned Cat!

[lunar axle]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Potato Shark aka Smegma Shark#7168

created

20 Oct 2015 08:01:29 PM UTC

joined

22 Aug 2016 12:40:28 PM UTC

roles

everyone

Id

106119623547572224

lives no more than like 12,450 miles from me. we're like best buds.

[livid slate]

@undone lake has earned Penny 2!

@arctic fjord has earned Caroline 1!

[arctic fjord]

THAT'S THE WRONG GIRL

[livid slate]

@lament ermine has earned Wizard 2!

@scenic pumice has earned Yam!

@grave cobalt has earned Jas 1!

[grave cobalt]

UGH

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Abigail 3!

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro

[arctic fjord]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#9738] "Föuf i love yoy bur yoyre making that hard toght niw" - finn

[livid slate]

@rugged frost has earned Wheat!

@ocean vector has earned Green Bean!

[ocean vector]

i got a bloody green bean

out of all the cool things i could have gotten

i get a juicy little bean with a cool crisp snap

[livid slate]

@unique pecan has earned Haley 1!

@lament ermine has earned Rabbit!

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38829] " doesn't look like a word." - nitro

[arctic fjord]

uh...

what

.quote remove 38829

[half canyon]

Quote 38829 deleted.

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38806] "Joja Cola - It'll go right through ya!" - Nitro

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38636] "o'fuck" - nitro

[livid slate]

@dark gust has earned Level Up Badge!

@scenic pumice has earned Pam 3!

@arctic fjord has earned Willy 2!

[arctic fjord]

ayy willy

.quote hasagi

[half canyon]

[#38682] "" - Hasagi

[arctic fjord]

.quote add "i caught a neel" - Hasagi

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38943

[ocean vector]

kek

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Garlic!

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38806] "Joja Cola - It'll go right through ya!" - Nitro

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 11/7
Page 1

[raven trellis]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Frivolous (Chris)#1932

aka Friv

created

25 Sep 2015 09:35:36 PM UTC

joined

13 Mar 2016 07:17:01 PM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Villager, Rusty Key, Reveller, Rancher

Id

97083609097203712

exists

[opaque grail]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for catpun#5558

created

31 Aug 2016 10:30:01 PM UTC

joined

14 Dec 2016 01:03:34 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Villager, Farmer

Id

220671565623197697

dances in the street

[blazing mulch]

how did i earn garlic xD

[opaque grail]

when you level up there's a chance of you earning a random badge for your sash

[livid slate]

@opaque grail, you just advanced to level 32!

[opaque grail]

!sash @blazing mulch

[livid slate]

Bren (keeko4) ❄️'s sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 11/7
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

!garlic

eh

worth a try lol

!level

[arctic fjord]

.quote add "heh, 69 is the sex number" - catpun

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38960

[livid slate]

@scenic pumice has earned Sebastian 2!

[opaque grail]

i can't believe you've done this nitro

.quote catpun

[half canyon]

[#33085] "oh my cat just turned off the christmas tree lights somehow" - catpun

[sturdy ginkgo]

!level

[opaque grail]

.quote catpun

[half canyon]

[#32279] "how do i add a quote?" - catpun

[opaque grail]

.quote catpun

[half canyon]

[#32279] "how do i add a quote?" - catpun

[opaque grail]

.quote catpun

[half canyon]

[#33082] "im the quote-saver, future generations must know of these words" - catpun

[opaque grail]

.quote catpun

[half canyon]

[#33082] "im the quote-saver, future generations must know of these words" - catpun

[opaque grail]

.quote catpun

[half canyon]

[#38960] "heh, 69 is the sex number" - catpun

[livid slate]

@lament ermine has earned Tulip!

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38806] "Joja Cola - It'll go right through ya!" - Nitro

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@arctic fjord has earned Robin 1!

[arctic fjord]

still wrong person

lmao

[opaque grail]

who do you want

.quote add "@half fractal listen to me! I'M NOT GAY!" - saltman

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38964

[livid slate]

@opaque grail, you just advanced to level 33!

[half fractal]

what

[opaque grail]

whoops that was anit not salt

.quote remove 38964

[half canyon]

Quote 38964 deleted.

[half fractal]

o

[livid slate]

@arctic fjord has earned Sam 1!

[arctic fjord]

why is it sam

why is it never leah

!leah

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/ngjvXw9.jpg

[arctic fjord]

.random 2 319

!random 2 319

[livid slate]

207

[arctic fjord]

!random 2 319

[livid slate]

169

[arctic fjord]

!random 2 319

[livid slate]

155

[arctic fjord]

!random 2 319

[livid slate]

97

[spiral cave]

hey guys where can i find this mayor lewis bot ?

[arctic fjord]

Lewis is a bot for Stardew Valley

!lewis

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/BtV2f78.jpg

[arctic fjord]

oh uh

!bot

!help

[livid slate]

These are the commands you can use:
badge*, sash, level*, ranks, say, edit, post, random

Run help <command> for more information.

[arctic fjord]

whatever

me being inept with the bot is terrible

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Gus 2!

@scenic pumice has earned George 3!

[livid slate]

@dull jolt has earned Poppy!

@dull jolt has earned Level Up Badge!

@ocean vector has earned Bok Choy!

[dense wing]

!sash

[livid slate]

LizWasTaken's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[dense wing]

Sigh I need a sebastian! Please

[ocean vector]

\1level

!lelve

!level

[ocean vector]

lol

!sash

[livid slate]

нαѕαgι's sash
Badges 12/7
Page 1

[ornate ice]

.choose sdv first, draw first

[half canyon]

draw first

[ornate ice]

.choose jk, I'm fr

[half canyon]

jk

[livid slate]

@vestal sparrow has earned Rhubarb!

[arctic fjord]

.quote add "Well, they are fighting alongside you. It's just that they're fighting YOU alongside you." - nitro

[half canyon]

Quote added as #39116

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro

[half canyon]

[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro

[arctic fjord]

.quote vader

[half canyon]

[#24652] "quote the quote" - vader

[livid slate]

@shadow rapids has earned Level Up Badge!

@shadow rapids has earned Grandpa 1!

@rotund forum has earned Demetrius 1!

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitro