#governors-mansion
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Lexyyy's sash
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o
!sash @blazing mulch 2
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!sash @blazing mulch 3
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thos are your badges
!sash
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kris is cute
Such few badges
!sash 2
Magically Clueless's sash
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I love u
!sash 3
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!sash 4
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!sash 2
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WHERE'D THE OTHER SEB
!sash 3
found it
@grave cobalt has earned Sam 1!
omg
Do sash 1 too
Lexyyy's sash
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I only get bad NPCs and good animals
Sigh
!level
!level
.steam bows
Bows Before Hoes: Last Online | Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:23913246 | http://steamcommunity.com/id/bows
BoW To De RoBo: Last Online 3226 days ago | Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:15672177 | http://steamcommunity.com/id/bow
That profile couldn't be found, did you setup a custom url yet?
☭.crying.☭ #RIPUF: Last Online 29 hrs, 25 mins ago | Most Played (last 2 weeks): Rocket League @ 1.7 hours (Total: 47 hours) | Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:12220421 | http://steamcommunity.com/id/crying
I hope that guy is ok
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!sash
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!level
Ooo nice
@ornate ice has earned Garlic!
FUCK
I want a potato tbh
@grave cobalt has earned Leah 2!
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ugh
@ruby locust has earned Henchman 3!
i always wanted henchman
@blazing mulch has earned Brown Chick!
😩
@blazing mulch: spam Tore (2h14m ago)
Done
@compact dove has earned Demetrius 4!
@wet nest has earned Wheat!
@weak tusk has earned Linus 3!
Gus and Linus... dammit Lewis
Well then
!sash
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@blazing mulch has earned Haley 1!
@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!
@blazing mulch has earned Baby Brown Cow!
i want a cow
@wispy spear has earned Shane 1!
pikachugirl's sash
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.w set minsk
location saved.
.fw
19F (-7C)!? (266.15K)?! WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING ICE PLANET ... AND MOSTLY CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT
@blazing mulch has earned Alex 3!
!sash
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my sad collection 😦
i could swear you where a veteran here!
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ooh you got the naked alex
@wispy spear has earned Pierre 2!
@swift marlin has earned Level Up Badge!
@lean chasm has earned Level Up Badge!
@lean chasm has earned Caroline 4!
!level
!level
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catpun's sash
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!level
!level
Noob
it's okay you'll get there
@white terrace has earned Evelyn 3!
Lmao thanks
you can do it! 🙃
😍 cute
Same I think right under Alex she's one of my closest 10 heart friends I love her
@blazing mulch has earned Jas 3!
!level
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.choose go to post office, play video games
go to post office
Definitely.
im catpun
i like cats
im here a lot
(keep regular convo out of mayor's house please)
(aye aye capn)
(all g ❤ )
.8ball should i actually obey the bot
...You're joking, right?
@opaque grail has earned Demetrius 1!
!level
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wtf when will i get haley or maru....... smh mayor
!level
.cat
Omg
.cat
.quote fluff
[#35885] "goodmorning warm folks" - fluff
.quote fluff
[#25894] "giidbugt" - fluff
.quote fluff
[#30221] "jev is a butt..." - Fluff
.quote Fluff
no
[#19812] "i'm in" - fluff
.quote Finn
[#9738] "Föuf i love yoy bur yoyre making that hard toght niw" - finn
.quote add "ALL MY QUOTES ARE GONNA BE PISS" - fluff
Quote added as #38413
oh
.quote fluff
[#38413] "ALL MY QUOTES ARE GONNA BE PISS" - fluff
.quote verrors
[#20610] "nothing i say is of top quality" - verrors
,qyite fkyff
.quote friv
[#20207] "i have nothing else in my life so i resort to the cold embrace of numbers" - Friv
.quote fluff
[#16463] "gay rocks" - fluff
gay
.quote friv
[#20051] ".quote friv" - Friv
.quote Finn
[#23381] "G stands for Gfuckton of G" - Finn
@livid smelt has earned Baby Brown Cow!
.quote add "the piss comes from within ur heart" - magic
Quote added as #38414
.quote add "little known fact: hearts are bladders" - saltman
Quote added as #38415
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WHEREE OS MY SHANE
.8ball DR PEPPER?!
Damn right ;)
😉
dr. p is amaiznf
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@blazing mulch has earned Abigail 2!
@grave cobalt has earned Corn!
corm
@opaque grail has earned Elliott 1!
!level
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nice soon i will be a farmer
@prisma jasper has earned Grape!
cute
.fact
“Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.
!level
.fact
The venom of the Australian Brown Snake is so powerful only 1/14,000th of an ounce is enough to kill a human.
The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
@white terrace has earned Baby White Cow!
cute moo-er
@unborn nest has earned Sam 3!
fuck you i want an animal badge
SOON ™
@limpid stag has earned Level Up Badge!
@limpid stag has earned Vincent 1!
@blazing mulch has earned Amaranth!
What
good find
But how
@polar perch has earned Elliott 2!
Are there factors on how you earn particular badges or is it just random
I'm pretty sure it's random
ya, random
Okay thats way more fun
@gloomy pendant has earned Level Up Badge!
.choose cheese fries, sleep
cheese fries
Sigh
🤤
@unique pecan has earned Sweet Gem Berry!
!level
.choose stardew valley, dragon age
dragon age
@quick crystal has earned Level Up Badge!
!level
I got a willy lol xd
@opaque grail has earned Morris 3!
RLY MORRIS
!level
@white terrace, you just advanced to level 376!
@blazing mulch has earned Rabbit!
NICE
@jovial flare: draw http://ansatsukyoshitsu.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Akabane this for jev (17h ago)
Karma Akabane is a student in Korosensei's Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High School who had been suspended from school due to his violent behavior. He is also one of Nagisa's closest friends. Karma has pale skin, short red hair, and pale sharp eyes that appear as either mercury or gold in color. Behind his usual innocent-looking smiling face hides a torturous and rather sadistic personality. He has a slender build and has also been shown to have exceptionally sharp canine teeth. Among all...
ok
@polar perch has earned Lewis 1!
@compact dove has earned Sam 2!
@livid pulsar has earned Level Up Badge!
@livid pulsar has earned Beet!
@uneven star has earned Haley 4!
@hidden mauve has earned Marnie 1!
remind me in 35 minutes to WAKE UP
But of course, dear Femi
!level
Yess, George 👌
@fervent hare has earned Parsnip!
@half fractal has earned Wizard 1!
@umbral mountain has earned Level Up Badge!
@ornate ice: WAKE UP (35m ago)
@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!
@polar perch has earned Haley 2!
@livid smelt has earned Marnie 1!
@compact dove has earned Krobus 1!
@undone mortar has earned Harvey 1!
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pfff..this saddens me..there's a great lack of Abigail..
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@high cobalt has earned Blueberry!
!level @swift marlin
BABBY PIG
@rugged frost has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
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!level
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@fervent hare has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
@manic hollow has earned Level Up Badge!
@manic hollow has earned Emily 3!
.quote
[#21207] "be sFu" - marm
.quote salt
[#33389] "im boned hard" - salt
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])
.quote nitrodog96
[#38318] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitrodog96
[#20301] "im gonna divorce shane" - salt
HAHAHAHAH
.quote
[#11484] "Scandalous" - Cake
.quote jade
[#24961] "Cut my life into pizza this is my plastic fork suffocation from this cheese dont give a crust if i bleed cheese Many toppings NIce breeding Dont give a crust if i eat a whole serving (this is my plastic fork" - Jade
what
THAT'S A FAKE QUOTE
lmao
i'm deleting it i forgot someone did that
.quote jade
[#24961] "Cut my life into pizza this is my plastic fork suffocation from this cheese dont give a crust if i bleed cheese Many toppings NIce breeding Dont give a crust if i eat a whole serving (this is my plastic fork" - Jade
lmao is that the only one
.quote remove 24961
Quote 24961 deleted.
.quote jade
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])
.quote magic
[#23508] "do whatever u want, livin on the EDGE
gets out skateboard, turns hat backwards" - magic
all my quotes are under magic
Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]
.quote magic
[#38414] "the piss comes from within ur heart" - magic
lmao
.quote magic
[#21746] "pls don't get banned again jared" - Magic
.quote verrors
[#35307] "A flamily that burns together stays together" - verrors
.quote verrors
[#20610] "nothing i say is of top quality" - verrors
.quote nitrodog96
[#38318] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitrodog96
what is with that fire joke
.quote magic
[#23493] "r00d" - magic
lmfao
.quote help
.quote verrors
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])
[#35307] "A flamily that burns together stays together" - verrors
.quote verrors
[#35307] "A flamily that burns together stays together" - verrors
.quote add
Usage: .quote add "quote here" - username
[#21633] "Think of it more as an expression of interest to smash!" - verrors
😏
jade can you delete quote 38318
it's under nitrodog96 and not nitro
.quote remove
Quote ID not found.
.quote remove 38318
Quote 38318 deleted.
.quote nitrodog96
[#38316] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitrodog96
Quote 38316 deleted.
No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])
¯_(ツ)_/¯ Emoji
.quote add "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro
Quote added as #38482
.quote nitro
[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro
@obsidian adder has earned Level Up Badge!
@rugged frost has earned Shane 4!
@fervent hare has earned Grandpa 1!
!level
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!level
@lilac brook has earned Summer Spangle!
@jovial flare has earned Vincent 2!
@jaunty pike has earned Pam 3!
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@light otter has earned Level Up Badge!
@light otter has earned Sam 2!
@white terrace has earned Governor 4!
@prisma jasper has earned Henchman 2!
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@light otter has earned Alex 1!
hberbuto please remind me to frickin go the fuck to bed jeesus christ almighty in 20 minutes
you bet your ass I will saltman!
and pls remind me to brush my teeth or else im a filthy fricker in 10 minutes
you bet your ass I will saltman!
thx bby i love u
!level
@livid smelt: brush your teeth or else im a filthy fricker (10m ago)
HECK
@blazing mulch has earned Marnie 2!
.choose sleep, stardew valley, eat food
sleep
ok
!level
!level
@livid smelt: frickin go the fuck to bed jeesus christ almighty (20m ago)
@opaque grail has earned Sam 2!
pls mayor just give me maru and haley
!level
@undone lake has earned Marnie 3!
@uneven star has earned Pam 4!
Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
.figlet Minakie
@grave cobalt has earned Vincent 2!
.fortune
@undone lake has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization. -- John O'Hara
.gif wow
service down :(
.hltb Stardew Valley
51 Hours (main story) | 123 Hours (completionist) | https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=34716
CPU: idk lol better not be a 486 | RAM: idk 295 GB? | HDD: idk lol
OS: idk lol prob win7 | gfx: idk hopefully not onboard lol maybe some nvidia shit
nods
.hltb Halloween Forever
1 Hours (main story) | -- (completionist) | https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=40872
remind me in 1 minute to take a shower
forever and always, ミ☆ мιηαкιε ☆彡.
@undone lake: take a shower (1m ago)
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yo assbutt remind me in 6 hours to check connection status
Oh okay, moiph
thx @half canyon
k
remind me in 15 minutes to take a shower
Goddammit, fine, ミ☆ мιηαкιε ☆彡
@undone lake: take a shower (15m ago)
@ocean vector has earned Dinosaur!
I GOT DINOSAUR
@willow kernel has earned Sandy 3!
!level
wow that bad, there are no words huh? goddamn
.dog
.fact
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
!level
remind me in 3 hours to eat lunch
yarp
I LIKE THIS BOT
yarp
.rant I hate waking up this early for classes. Screw 8 am classes.
i know right? such bullllll
yo dicbutt remind me in 30 minutes to check things i need to check
Roger that, Al Gore
.fw
21F (-6C)!? (267.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND FLURRIES.
.fact
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments
!level
@calm belfry: check things you need to check (30m ago)
.fact
There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world.
.dog
.fact
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
.fact
13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.
@grave cobalt has earned Void Chick!
o damn
@blazing mulch has earned Emily 1!
.fact
There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being.
.fact
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
!level
!level
!level
baa
@high cobalt: eat lunch (3h ago)
@undone lake has earned Duck!
@lilac brook: check connection status (6h ago)
@wispy spear has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
.w
Overcast, 81F (27C) (300.15K) / feels like 87F (31C) (304.15K) | Humidity: 87% | Wind: N @ 4.18mph (6.7km/h) | 9% chance of rain (Ho Chi Minh City, Viet Nam (VN))
DAM
Bot please remind me in 24h to set my alarm clock and re-enable Do Not Disturb mode
Bot please remind me in 24 hours to set my alarm clock and re-enable Do Not Disturb mode
Sure thing, ミ☆ мιηαкιε ☆彡
.w
Overcast, 67F (19C) (292.15K) | Humidity: 85% | Wind: N @ 11.5mph (18.5km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Birmingham, Alabama (US))
.wolfram 3 c to f
37.4 °F (degrees Fahrenheit)
@blazing mulch has earned Pierre 4!
No pierre go away
he looks hurt
@ornate ice has earned Governor 3!
:'/
@fervent hare has earned Elliott 3!
.quote add "Please don't bring undertale into this" - Yuka
Quote added as #38535
lol
!level
!level
still noob
@fringe portal has earned Elliott 4!
!level
.fw
21F (-6C)!? (267.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND LIGHT SNOW. SNOW FUCK YES I LOVE SNOW UNLESS OTHER PEOPLE SUCK AT DRIVING THEN FUCK SNOW
@blazing mulch has earned Krobus 1!
@scenic pumice has earned Robin 3!
!level
.fact
Honey is the only food that does not spoil.
wait omg does level decay or something
nope
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.g stardew valley trees
Trees that do not yield fruit are of two types: common, and special. Full-grown common trees yield sap when tapped, or wood when felled by an axe. Felling leaves behind a tree stump, which can also be harvested by an axe for a smaller amount of wood. After you acquire the Foraging 1 skill, felling also produces some of the tree's own seed. A properly planted seed normally takes 10 to 12 days to mature, though a tree does not grow in winter. Special trees have some other unique properties.
.fortune
Even bytes get lonely for a little bit.
@lean spruce has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
.cat
.fortune
I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
.8ball is my cat amazing
Ya never know...
Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some Like It Hot'.
.fact
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
!haley
!maru
.choose haley, maru, penny
penny
.dog
amazing
.quote
[#6837] "jesus" - Erika
👏
.dog
magnificant
.quote
[#18991] "why am I not a fern yet" - Dizzy
@blazing mulch has earned Willy 3!
willy my OTL
!level
.cat
.cat
.cat
.cat
.cat
@half fractal has earned Maru 1!
!level
!emily
!level
!fabio
@blazing mulch has earned Governor 1!
.quote
[#2099] "buy me l33t g4m3s" - UB3R-B0T
.quote
[#609] "HIIIII" - Sarah
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.cat
.dog
.cat
@blazing mulch has earned Yam!
@dense wing has earned Krobus 1!
@blazing mulch has earned Dwarf 1!
@pine remnant has earned Sheared Sheep!
@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!
.dog
@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!
.dog
@mighty helm has earned George 4!
.w
@uneven star, you just advanced to level 605!
@uneven star has earned Governor 4!
Rain, 37F (3C) (276.15K) | Humidity: 89% | Wind: N @ 1.71mph (2.8km/h) | 69% chance of rain (Zwijndrecht, Netherlands (NL))
@wet nest has earned Emily 3!
!level
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!level
remind me to please fucking wash my hands and eat food in 5 minutes
i've waited my whole LIFE for you to ask, saltman. so yes, the answer is yes I'll remind you!!
oh.... wow hber um... im so sorry you waited for me that long
@livid smelt: please fucking wash your hands and eat food (5m ago)
thank
remind me in 32 minutes to do my homework pls
You're an ass...but okay, Femi
@ornate ice: do your homework pls (32m ago)
@undone lake has earned Harvey 3!
.dog
what time is it for u
It's past midnight after all xD
you probs shud
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🍆
!level
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!level
!level
lewis ily level me up now
!leah
lmao
But he's a dick that won't give me a level
Linus is the best wife
He buys diamonds
!roll 393
!dice 393
goddammit already forgot
!random 393
!number 393
somebody
send help
!help
These are the commands you can use:
badge*, sash, level*, ranks, say, edit, post, random
Run help <command> for more information.
!help random
random <LowerInteger> <UpperInteger>
No description.
!random 1 393
356
Thanks
!random 1 100
10
Shit.
!random 1 393
48
!random 1 393
120
Screw you Lewis.
!random 1 393
!random 1 1337
256
Blaze it
whenever you pick a random between 1 and a meme number, if it is the first time it is done by you that day, it will roll a number equal to 2^x, where x is any whole number
!random 1 9001
yeah that's evidently not a power of two, there's, like... 4096 and 8192 on either end of that
No I got shit waifu
7756
!random 1 9001
2043
The year 2043 is when Saiyans will come to Earth confirmed.
.fact
Lithuania has the highest suicide rate in the world.
.fact
No matter where you stand in Michigan, you are never more than 85 miles from a Great Lake.
.fact
No matter where you stand in Michigan, you are never more than 85 miles from a Great Lake.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
.fact
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
.fact
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
.fact
The placement of a donkey's eyes in it’s' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
.fact
In golf, a ‘Bo Derek’ is a score of 10.
.fact
Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.
Didn't realize that them falling out of trees could be a danger
.quote saltman
[#27486] "shanking my head" - saltman
.quote saltman
[#20609] "I MFUCKIGN FF CRUIGN" - saltman
Quote 20609 deleted.
.quote saltman
[#16596] "guys i think i almost inhaled a piece of chicken" - Saltman
[#10161] "Scree" - Jev
[#20460] "i believe at you" - saltman
.quote
[#2061] "I want the bot to beat me." - Trias
.quote
[#8573] "sounds good." - Jukebox
lOL
!random 1 393
344
!random 1 393
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!random 1 393
30
.quote
[#23383] "i'm gonna be horrible and quote myself" - Magic
Sidjejjdsj
!random 1 33
15
!random 3 77
21
!haley
!random 1 393
62
!level
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!level
nice
.quote
[#9738] "Föuf i love yoy bur yoyre making that hard toght niw" - finn
what?
Can anybody use that?. .
i must increase my rank
.quote
[#13497] "French Fries suck, I like potato fries" - MrPotato
lmao
.quote
[#20299] "tri ass" - jamie
.quote
[#655] "I feel like im witnessing murder, poor seb" - Crumbledore
!level
.quote
[#2420] "Nipplolas Cage" - Somebody
wha
.quote
[#21841] "suck my dick" - mnemonic
Ive come so far
.quote
[#2150] "that means sex in german? why is it so long" - Lewis
.quote
[#22215] "hey kids who's down to clown with a sad homo from the streets" - Fletcher
.quote lewis
[#2523] "whys it never quote me" - Lewis
.quote nitro
[#38482] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitro
.quote lewis
[#35547] "i dont drinik vodak im a chritsian" - lewis
dis tew much
sry femi
.quote femi
[#38321] "it was a fake quote" - femi
.quote femi
[#38321] "it was a fake quote" - femi
omg is that ur only quote
.quote add
Usage: .quote add "quote here" - username
That's them only quote I have in
Holy crap
.quote add "KDNTNSKX" - femi
Quote added as #38633
.quote catpun
[#32279] "how do i add a quote?" - catpun
no it's not
The*
.quote catpun
[#32279] "how do i add a quote?" - catpun
.quote femi
[#38321] "it was a fake quote" - femi
.quote catpun
[#33085] "oh my cat just turned off the christmas tree lights somehow" - catpun
oh my god
.quote femi
[#38633] "KDNTNSKX" - femi
.quote catpun
[#33082] "im the quote-saver, future generations must know of these words" - catpun
.quote
[#2661] "#lewstika" - Sarah
.quote
[#32973] "oh stud, that's the spot" - Maru
.quote leah
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[#2002] "I haven't been this sweaty since I ordered the pepper platter at Abigail's graduation fiesta." - Emily
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.quote abigail
