governors-mansion

[livid slate]

@wet nest has earned Maru 3!

@shut idol has earned Sandy 2!

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Harvey 1!

@uneven star has earned Gus 2!

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Pam 4!

@vestal sparrow has earned Robin 3!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@shut idol has earned Marnie 3!

@zealous wave has earned Level Up Badge!

@unique pecan has earned Governor 4!

@wet nest has earned Robin 2!

@worn wigeon has earned Level Up Badge!

@worn wigeon has earned Willy 4!

@uneven star has earned Marnie 4!

@blazing mulch has earned Sandy 1!

[livid slate]

@peak dragon has earned Level Up Badge!

@peak dragon has earned Sandy 2!

[livid slate]

@honest crescent has earned Sebastian 1!

[honest crescent]

😍

[livid slate]

@wispy spear has earned Kent 1!

[livid slate]

@dense pewter has earned Elliott 3!

[ornate ice]

!level

[ornate ice]

Soon

[ruby locust]

!level

[ruby locust]

not so soon

[ornate ice]

Aa my ranks still kinda low 😭

[half fractal]

!level @wet nest

[half fractal]

LOL fk

[wet nest]

!level @half fractal

[livid slate]

@wet nest, you just advanced to level 381!

[wet nest]

lmfao

[livid slate]

@honest crescent has earned Sebastian 3!

[honest crescent]

YASSSS

[light phoenix]

Omg blushing seb

Im jealous xD

[honest crescent]

!sash

[livid slate]

Wally's sash
Badges 7/7
Page 1

[honest crescent]

2 sebbywebbies

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Sebastian 4!

[light phoenix]

!sash:-)

!sash

[livid slate]

ValiantDreamer's sash
Badges 3/7
Page 1

[light phoenix]

/crais

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Pam 2!

@vestal sparrow has earned Gus 4!

@compact dove has earned Wizard 1!

@grave cobalt has earned Sandy 2!

[grave cobalt]

fuk u

[arctic fjord]

!sash

[livid slate]

nitrodog96's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

.choose carrot cake, sleep, healthy breakfast, bother people

[half canyon]

sleep

[opaque grail]

nice

[honest crescent]

!level

[honest crescent]

rip

[livid slate]

@ornate ice has earned Harvey 4!

[ornate ice]

Niceu

[livid slate]

@honest crescent has earned Governor 3!

@willow kernel has earned Shane 2!

[livid slate]

@grizzled valve has earned Level Up Badge!

@grizzled valve has earned Jas 3!

@cinder star has earned Kent 2!

[cinder star]

KENT SERVES IN THE ARMY

[livid slate]

@young scaffold has earned Level Up Badge!

@young scaffold has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Robin 1!

[grave cobalt]

fuck u

[livid slate]

@gusty tartan has earned Level Up Badge!

@gusty tartan has earned Haley 3!

@green rose has earned Henchman 3!

@green rose has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Pam 3!

[livid slate]

@mystic depot has earned Jodi 1!

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

Ennis's sash
Badges 1/7
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

nice

[livid slate]

@devout trench has earned Kent 2!

[devout trench]

Oh ffs

[half fractal]

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 11/7
Page 1

@jovial flare has earned Robin 2!

@quiet marlin has earned Emily 4!

[livid slate]

@wet nest has earned Governor 3!

@willow kernel has earned Gus 4!

@uneven star has earned Sandy 2!

[white terrace]

!level

[livid slate]

@trim python has earned Harvey 1!

@half fractal has earned Kent 3!

[cinder star]

@half fractal KENT SERVES IN THE ARMY

[half fractal]

<@&205415960717426689> I SERVE IN THE ARMY

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 12/7
Page 1

[cinder star]

OMG

[half fractal]

3 armies

[cinder star]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE KENT SERVES IN THE ARMY

!LEVEL

[cinder star]

!sash

[livid slate]

Lewis's sash
Badges 24/7
Page 1

[cinder star]

me too

i got a kent

[half fractal]

Omg

Wanna serve in my army

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Linus 4!

[cinder star]

HE DONT SERVE

[half fractal]

But he lives in a TENT

[livid slate]

@marble cobalt has earned Level Up Badge!

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

@grave cobalt has earned Penny 1!

@unborn nest has earned Penny 2!

[compact dove]

!sash

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 47/7
Page 1

[compact dove]

slackin on my badge game

[calm belfry]

!sash

[livid slate]

Al Gore's sash
Badges 2/7
Page 1

[willow kernel]

!sash

[livid slate]

Golden's sash
Badges 6/7
Page 1

@sturdy ginkgo has earned Level Up Badge!

@sturdy ginkgo has earned Demetrius 3!

@prisma jasper has earned Pam 2!

@half fractal has earned Elliott 1!

[uneven star]

!sash

[livid slate]

Iris's sash
Badges 26/7
Page 1

[uneven star]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Iris's sash
Badges 26/7
Page 2

[uneven star]

!sash 3

[livid slate]

Iris's sash
Badges 26/7
Page 3

[half fractal]

.w birmingham al

[half canyon]

Partly Cloudy, 47F (9C) (282.15K) / feels like 44F (7C) (280.15K) | Humidity: 42% | Wind: N @ 7mph (11.3km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Birmingham, Alabama (US))

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@rotund forum has earned Caroline 4!

@polar perch has earned Lewis 3!

[lone pilot]

.level

!level

[lone pilot]

!level

[livid slate]

@lone pilot, you just advanced to level 3!

[livid slate]

@white terrace has earned George 2!

[white terrace]

!level

[white terrace]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for verrors#2990

created

28 Feb 2016 01:41:16 AM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Villager, Farmer, Rancher, Reveller

Id

153315554881568769

has a rockin avatar

[lone pilot]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Weebalu#7320

created

12 Nov 2015 10:54:47 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Villager

Id

114498154920935428

wins

[livid slate]

@fringe portal has earned Caroline 2!

[mighty helm]

!level

[still escarp]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for CutieCadyPie#7270

created

21 Mar 2016 03:22:21 AM UTC

joined

03 Jan 2017 09:06:40 PM UTC

roles

everyone, Villager

Id

161313523366887426

knows the name of at least one pokémon.

[mighty helm]

!level

[mighty helm]

!sash

[livid slate]

Aero's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[still escarp]

!level

[stark marsh]

!level

[stark marsh]

!sash

[livid slate]

Mnemonic Light's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[ornate ice]

!level

[brave stone]

!level

[ornate ice]

Aa so close

[austere fern]

!level

[livid slate]

@jovial flare has earned Corn!

[jovial flare]

ok

[white terrace]

CORN!

!level

[brave stone]

!level

[livid slate]

@still escarp has earned Penny 2!

[still escarp]

!sash

[livid slate]

CutieCadyPie's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

[ancient gull]

!level

[ancient gull]

!sash

[livid slate]

Duck's sash
Badges 7/7
Page 1

[ancient gull]

:)

look at my shane one

it's so cute

please

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@versed dagger has earned Level Up Badge!

@violet path has earned Level Up Badge!

[livid slate]

@nimble hinge has earned Willy 2!

[ornate ice]

Ooo corn

[fickle stag]

!level

[ornate ice]

Nice

[fickle stag]

!sash

!penny

[livid slate]

@fickle stag has earned Level Up Badge!

http://i.imgur.com/Q0oPzPb.jpg

@fickle stag has earned Elliott 2!

@fickle stag, you just advanced to level 3!

[ornate ice]

Congrats!

[fickle stag]

!abigail

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Ea40WqI.jpg

[fickle stag]

O_o

!sash

[livid slate]

Sponger's sash
Badges 2/7
Page 1

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

.choose overwatch, something else

[half canyon]

overwatch

[opaque grail]

ughhhh fine

.8ball will i win in overwatch

[half canyon]

Nope.

[opaque grail]

then why did u tell me to play it u little punk

[white terrace]

overwatch is 👌

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing garden has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@ancient gull has earned Blue Jazz!

[ancient gull]

oh thanks

[arctic fjord]

!leah

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/ngjvXw9.jpg

[wheat dagger]

!penny

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Q0oPzPb.jpg

[half fractal]

!level

[half fractal]

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 13/7
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

!sebastien

heck

!alex

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/P2jZRA3.jpg

[blazing mulch]

amen

!sebastian

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/jJ0N8bm.png

[wheat dagger]

!sash

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

The catfish has the most taste buds of all animals, having over 27,000 of them.

[livid slate]

@blazing garden has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing garden has earned Alex 3!

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned Sam 2!

[opaque grail]

hello mayor

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

choose or set a place to look up weather for, dummy (.w [set] location_here)

[blazing mulch]

.w set hochiminh

[half canyon]

location saved.

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]

[blazing mulch]

.w ho chi minh

[half canyon]

Mostly Cloudy, 89F (32C) (305.15K) / feels like 98F (37C) (310.15K) | Humidity: 62% | Wind: N @ 2.59mph (4.2km/h) | 5% chance of rain (Ho Chi Minh City, Viet Nam (VN))

[prisma jasper]

!level

[prisma jasper]

!sash

[livid slate]

jev's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

[fleet vine]

!level

[livid slate]

@white terrace has earned Gil 1!

[opaque grail]

!level

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Duck!

[grave cobalt]

oh shit dude

a duck

!sash

[livid slate]

Finn's sash
Badges 27/7
Page 1

[half fractal]

Wtf

I want a duck badge

[pale locust]

!shane

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/bjuU0ul.jpg

[pale locust]

!shane

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/bjuU0ul.jpg

[pale locust]

my sweet waifu

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Sebastian 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

[livid slate]

@lament ermine has earned Baby Rabbit!

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@sturdy ginkgo has earned Governor 3!

[sturdy ginkgo]

!sash

[livid slate]

EnderHDMC's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

@uneven star has earned Shane 3!

@pliant prism has earned Level Up Badge!

@pliant prism has earned Governor 2!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch, you just advanced to level 559!

[blazing mulch]

O

!sash

[livid slate]

Anitrium's sash
Badges 13/7
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

Partly Cloudy, 47F (8C) (281.15K) / feels like 41F (5C) (278.15K) | Humidity: 79% | Wind: N @ 15.14mph (24.4km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Edinburgh, United Kingdom (GB))

[shut idol]

.fact

[half canyon]

The most poisonous spider is the black widow. Its venom is more potent than a rattlesnake's.

[midnight topaz]

!sash

[livid slate]

Juulie's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

[shut idol]

!sash

[livid slate]

Trias's sash
Badges 14/7
Page 1

[arctic fjord]

.w kelowna

[half canyon]

Mostly Cloudy, 6F (-15C) (258.15K) / feels like -3F (-20C) (253.15K) | Humidity: 65% | Wind: N @ 4.65mph (7.5km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Kelowna, Canada (CA))

[arctic fjord]

Yechh.

Feels like -20, terrible

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Shane 2!

[cinder star]

!sash

[livid slate]

Lewis's sash
Badges 25/7
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@vestal sparrow has earned White Chicken!

@grave cobalt has earned Vincent 4!

[livid slate]

@ocean vector has earned Level Up Badge!

[livid slate]

@wispy spear has earned Baby Brown Cow!

[wispy spear]

awwww

[compact dove]

OOMG NON-CHARACTER BADGES ARE OUT

NICE

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Penny 3!

@wet nest has earned Robin 3!

[livid slate]

@wispy spear has earned Yam!

[wispy spear]

but i don't like yams...... D:

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

A housefly will regurgitate its food and eat it again.

[calm belfry]

.fw minsk

[half canyon]

15F (-9C)!? (264.15K)?! WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING ICE PLANET ... AND OVERCAST. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#13476] "Life is Sid from Toy Story and I am one of his toys." - I'saar

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Void Chicken!

[grave cobalt]

woah

thats cool

edge chicken

[ruby locust]

!level

[livid slate]

@ruby locust, you just advanced to level 75!

[ruby locust]

i didn't even get anything

fuck you

[compact dove]

!level

[livid slate]

@compact dove, you just advanced to level 773!

@compact dove has earned Jodi 3!

[compact dove]

OMG RIP

[rugged frost]

!rank

!level

[livid slate]

@open orbit has earned Level Up Badge!

[white terrace]

!level

[livid slate]

@rugged frost has earned Pierre 3!

@upper ocean has earned Level Up Badge!

@upper ocean has earned Sheared Sheep!

@uneven star has earned Demetrius 4!

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned Penny 3!

@compact dove has earned Lewis 4!

[compact dove]

THE MAAAYOR

[blazing mulch]

D:<

[livid slate]

@prisma jasper has earned Demetrius 3!

[prisma jasper]

!sash

[livid slate]

jev's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

@dense wing has earned Maru 2!

@undone lake has earned Level Up Badge!

@undone lake has earned Artichoke!

@rotund forum has earned Willy 4!

[calm belfry]

.fw minsk

[half canyon]

15F (-9C)!? (264.15K)?! WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING ICE PLANET ... AND OVERCAST. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

[calm belfry]

not enough

[lone pilot]

!level

[livid slate]

@half fractal has earned Jodi 2!

@willow kernel has earned Pam 2!

@wet nest has earned Marnie 3!

[half fractal]

!level

[livid slate]

@livid smelt has earned Willy 3!

[livid smelt]

!sash

[livid slate]

saltman's sash
Badges 23/7
Page 1

[livid smelt]

are you fucking kidding me

!sash 2

[livid slate]

saltman's sash
Badges 23/7
Page 2

[livid smelt]

mayor lewis do u want me to end u

[wet nest]

Yes

[livid smelt]

.choose draw, clean room first

[half canyon]

draw

[livid smelt]

no

clean rom first

[blazing mulch]

:(

dude

thats not how it works

[half fractal]

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 14/7
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

.choose draw, clean room first

[half canyon]

clean room first

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[half fractal]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 14/7
Page 2

[blazing mulch]

shit

guess i better clean my room >:/

[livid slate]

@weak tusk has earned Level Up Badge!

@weak tusk has earned Gus 4!

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

[weak tusk]

GUS??? .___.

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Pam 4!

[uneven star]

!level

[livid slate]

@jovial flare has earned Emily 1!

[jovial flare]

ok

[prisma jasper]

.img small black white duck

[half canyon]

http://naturalcrooks.com/rambles/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/BuffleheadMaleNeckonNaturalCrooksDotCom.jpg

[prisma jasper]

hmm

they were smaller

.img black white small diving duck

[half canyon]

http://naturalcrooks.com/rambles/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/BuffleheadMaleHeadonNaturalCrooksDotCom.jpg

[prisma jasper]

maybe those are it

.img Washington black white small duck

[half canyon]

https://reallybigyear.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/harlequin-duck2.jpg

[prisma jasper]

that one is too fancy

the middle one is it

i need icon

.img karma akabane icon

[half canyon]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5a5c950a2dfb4ff731eb85a0b6da81d9/tumblr_ntamfrGiFw1uzuqkxo2_400.png

[prisma jasper]

close enough

i cant save it anyways

damn school wifi

[livid slate]

@fervent hare has earned Level Up Badge!

@fervent hare has earned Beet!

[blazing mulch]

oh shit buffleheads

i love buffleheads????? theyre some of my fave waterfowl haha

[lone pilot]

how are yall getting these badges?

like beet?

[prisma jasper]

!sash

[livid slate]

jev's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

[lone pilot]

HOW

[uneven star]

50% chance on getting one when you level up

[livid slate]

@lament ermine has earned Caroline 1!

[uneven star]

also

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Iris's sash
Badges 30/7
Page 2

[uneven star]

for page 2

[lone pilot]

!sash 2

im bad

[livid slate]

@ocean vector has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@compact dove has earned Sandy 3!

@vestal sparrow has earned Amaranth!

[prisma jasper]

THATS COOL

[vestal sparrow]

i did it i got a crop

[ornate ice]

https://youtu.be/3NuFVQk_CCs

[half canyon]

Evangelion Congratulations [ 203,898 views | 4.91 rating w/ 1,918 likes (35 dislikes) | Duration: 43s | Uploaded: 2013-11-18 by UnhostedProductions ]

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@prisma jasper has earned Morris 1!

@jovial flare has earned Grape!

[jovial flare]

ok

[livid slate]

@fervent hare has earned Abigail 2!

[ocean vector]

!lelve

!level

[ocean vector]

!sash

[livid slate]

Hasagi's sash
Badges 2/7
Page 1

[ocean vector]

!help

[livid slate]

These are the commands you can use:
badge*, sash, level*, ranks, say, edit, post, random

Run help <command> for more information.

[ocean vector]

!post

!random

!random hi

[ornate ice]

hi

.fact

[half canyon]

Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.

[ocean vector]

pretty smart not gonna lie

.fact

[half canyon]

A “2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.

[ocean vector]

wtf

.fact

[livid slate]

@ocean vector, you just advanced to level 2!

[half canyon]

Some Case Moth caterpillars (Psychidae) build a case around themselves that they always carry with them. It is made of silk and pieces of plants or soil.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The pancreas produces Insulin.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Czechs are the biggest consumers of beer per male in the world.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Nepal is the only country that has a non-rectangular flag. It is also asymmetrical.

[ocean vector]

interesting

.fact

[half canyon]

Cher's last name was "Sarkissian." She changed it because no one could pronounce it.

[ocean vector]

who's cher

.fact

[half canyon]

Rats and horses can’t vomit.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

[ocean vector]

ok then

.fact

[half canyon]

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

[ocean vector]

that is amazing

this is like xkcd except in discord

.fact

[half canyon]

Termites have been known to eat food twice as fast when heavy metal music is playing.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Tasmania, Australia has the cleanest air in the inhabited world.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human head weighs about 8 pounds.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The top butterfly flight speed is 12 miles per hour. Some moths can fly 25 miles per hour!

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

[arctic fjord]

"its"

... okay

[ocean vector]

lol

.fact

[half canyon]

The official beverage of Ohio is tomato juice.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Antarctica is the only continent that does not have land areas below sea level.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.

[ocean vector]

no idea who that is

.fact

[half canyon]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

[arctic fjord]

He's the guy who killed JFK

[ocean vector]

oh

like confirmed killer

or suspected

[arctic fjord]

Most likely.

Not sure if he's confirmed or not

[ornate ice]

well he got arrested for it then killed

and there are a lot of theories that he didnt do it

[arctic fjord]

I'd probably suggest the theory that he did it for the mob, then was killed so he couldn't give information about it.

[ornate ice]

o

[arctic fjord]

Not 100% sure though, I'm an external perspective (canada)

Any reason the mob might have wanted JFK dead?

[ocean vector]

what's the mob

[ornate ice]

a lot of people think the government did it like they killed malcolm x and mlk

[arctic fjord]

New York mafia equivalent

[ornate ice]

its like the mafia

[arctic fjord]

bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy

that kinda thing

[ocean vector]

lol

[arctic fjord]

Welp

That's my stupid quote of the day

[ocean vector]

bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy

.8ball bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy

[half canyon]

AFFIRMATIVE.

[ornate ice]

omg

idk how to quote people

.help

[half canyon]

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[arctic fjord]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2177] "This is Abigail and she is my waifu" - Shawn

[livid slate]

@arctic fjord has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[arctic fjord]

Huh

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#27740] ".quote stud" - Stud

[ocean vector]

lmao

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20523] "how bad me be" - Fletcher

[ocean vector]

lmao

.quote

[half canyon]

[#27816] "I'm a virgo and I'm a virg- wait" - Chew

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2011] "don't @ me" - Lewis

[ocean vector]

.quote Hasagi

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[ornate ice]

holy shit chew im a virgo too ayyyy

[ocean vector]

.quote Femi

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 20000

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 15000

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[ocean vector]

.quote nitrodog96

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 10000

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 5000

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 2500

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 1000

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

.quote 500

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[ocean vector]

why ain't it quotin' us

[arctic fjord]

.quote # 500

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

[arctic fjord]

.quote #500

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[arctic fjord]

what why

[ornate ice]

you have to set quotes

[ocean vector]

.quote add "my anaconda don't want none unless it got buns, hon"

[half canyon]

Usage: .quote add "quote here" - username

[compact dove]

people have to add them but don't add fake quotes

it ruins the fun

[ocean vector]

aw

[arctic fjord]

.quote add "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitrodog96

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38316

[compact dove]

.quote magic

[half canyon]

[#23837] "also yes Golden u feel me" - magic

[arctic fjord]

.quote nitrodog96

[half canyon]

[#38316] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitrodog96

[compact dove]

.quote magic

[half canyon]

[#29474] "my name is piss but not my pants" - Magic

[arctic fjord]

lol

[compact dove]

👀

no fake quotes

[ocean vector]

.quote add "[#29474] "my name is piss but not my pants" - Magic" - hberbuto

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38317

[ornate ice]

.quote add "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitrodog96

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38318

[compact dove]

.quote remove #38317

[half canyon]

Quote ID not found.

[compact dove]

.quote remove 38317

[half canyon]

Quote 38317 deleted.

[ornate ice]

rip

[livid slate]

@ornate ice, you just advanced to level 24!

[ornate ice]

nice

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Relative to size, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.

[ocean vector]

.fact 2

[half canyon]

A jellyfish is 95% water.

[ocean vector]

.fact mitochondria

[half canyon]

Jamaica has the most churches per square mile than any other country in the world.

[ocean vector]

.help

[half canyon]

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[ocean vector]

.commands

[half canyon]

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[ocean vector]

.chuck_norris

.chucknorris

boi

[blazing mulch]

.cowsay test

damn

[ocean vector]

.easteregg

.upupdowndownleftrightleftrightba

[arctic fjord]

Why would you remove that Jade ;-;

[livid slate]

@arctic fjord, you just advanced to level 7!

@arctic fjord has earned Maru 3!

[arctic fjord]

okay then

[fervent hare]

she looks angry

[compact dove]

i just removed the quote

[ornate ice]

angery

[arctic fjord]

Why would you remove it?

Why did you remove it, rather?

[ornate ice]

it was a fake quote

[compact dove]

^

[ornate ice]

!level

[ornate ice]

So close

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

[blazing mulch]

.quote add "it was a fake quote" -femi

[half canyon]

Quote added as #38321

[ornate ice]

KRMTKWXJ

[fervent hare]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!level

[fervent hare]

Ennis? like http://baccano.wikia.com/wiki/Ennis

[arctic fjord]

No, it wasn't a fake quote

nitrodog96 - Today at 4:15 PM
bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy

[compact dove]

i didn't remove that one i removed the quoting bot one

[livid slate]

@compact dove, you just advanced to level 776!

@compact dove has earned Abigail 4!

[arctic fjord]

I know

But why did you remove the bot one?

lmao

[compact dove]

quoting the bot isn't a good quote, we don't want to abuse the feature

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[arctic fjord]

"Quoting the bot isn't a good quote"

Wait, what?

[blazing mulch]

also @fervent hare nah ennis is my surname

[arctic fjord]

I read it as mine getting added as the number you removed

lmao

.quote nitrodog96

[half canyon]

[#38318] "bappity boopy, i'll breakity your kneecappy" - nitrodog96

[compact dove]

i think you're confusing which quote i removed

someone added a quote for hberbuto but it was not a good quote so i removed it

[arctic fjord]

I know

[compact dove]

i didn't remove the one you added

[arctic fjord]

I looked at the log but read it as the wrong number

wrong chat

lmao

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#6837] "jesus" - Erika

[ocean vector]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2285] "kill finn" - lewis

[ocean vector]

who's finn

huckleberry or adventure time

.fact

[half canyon]

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

[ocean vector]

.level

!level

[ocean vector]

!sash

[livid slate]

Hasagi's sash
Badges 2/7
Page 1

[ocean vector]

that's cool, how does it make the image?

!help

[livid slate]

These are the commands you can use:
badge*, sash, level*, ranks, say, edit, post, random

Run help <command> for more information.

[ocean vector]

!help badge

[livid slate]

badge
Sub Commands:
add, del, list

[ocean vector]

!help sash

[livid slate]

sash [-]
Displays the badges that a member has earned.

[ocean vector]

!help level

[livid slate]

level [UserMention]
No description.
Sub Commands:
addxp, addlvl, rmxp, rmlvl

[ocean vector]

!say

!help say

[livid slate]

say <Channel> [-]
No description.

[ocean vector]

!help random

[livid slate]

random <LowerInteger> <UpperInteger>
No description.

[ocean vector]

!random 1 1

[livid slate]

1

[ocean vector]

!fact

.fact

[half canyon]

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

[arctic fjord]

.fact

[half canyon]

More people are afraid of spiders than death. Amazingly, few people are afraid of Champagne corks even though you are more likely to be killed by one than by a spider.

[ocean vector]

lol

[arctic fjord]

Really!

[ocean vector]

how can one even get killed by a cork

.fact

[half canyon]

The U.S. bought Alaska for 2 cents an acre from Russia.

[ocean vector]

wtf

.fact

[half canyon]

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

[arctic fjord]

.fact

[half canyon]

Camels chew in a figure 8 pattern.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building.

[arctic fjord]

.fact

[half canyon]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

[arctic fjord]

lmao

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human head weighs about 8 pounds.

[arctic fjord]

what's with the camels

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sailfish can leap out of the water and into the air at a speed of 50 miles (81 km) per hour.

[ocean vector]

idk

[arctic fjord]

.fact

[half canyon]

Gary, Indiana is the murder capital of the U.S. - probably the world.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

[ocean vector]

"eggplant"

"is"

.fact

[half canyon]

US gold coins used to say “In Gold We Trust”.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

Buckingham Palace in England has over six hundred rooms.

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Gus 4!

[ocean vector]

What's the gus badge for?

[ornate ice]

nothing specific you just get a chance of getting a random badge of a villager or animal or plant when you level up

!level

[ornate ice]

😦

[ocean vector]

😃

👌

[ornate ice]

I'm so close

[ocean vector]

!level

[ornate ice]

Oo you're so close

[ocean vector]

ye

!help

[livid slate]

These are the commands you can use:
badge*, sash, level*, ranks, say, edit, post, random

Run help <command> for more information.

[ocean vector]

!post

!help post

[livid slate]

post <Channel> [-]
No description.

@ocean vector, you just advanced to level 3!

[ocean vector]

it somehow posted that before I did

wtf

[misty lodge]

!abigail

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Ea40WqI.jpg

[ocean vector]

lmao

!alex

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/P2jZRA3.jpg

[ocean vector]

!haley

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/eqjqqIp.jpg

[ocean vector]

!lewis

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/BtV2f78.jpg

[ocean vector]

!marnie

!shane

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/bjuU0ul.jpg

[ocean vector]

!personthatnobodylikes

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/bjuU0ul.jpg

[ornate ice]

!maru

!maru

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/WcaFyBo.jpg

[arctic fjord]

!leah

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/ngjvXw9.jpg

[ocean vector]

idk why that's a thing but ok

[blazing mulch]

...

!jaz

oh thank god

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 11/7
Page 1

@prisma jasper has earned Morris 1!

[ocean vector]

!sash

[livid slate]

Hasagi's sash
Badges 2/7
Page 1

[ocean vector]

!level

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.

[ocean vector]

.fact

[half canyon]

In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.

[ocean vector]

!level

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are about 24,000 species of butterflies. The moths are even more numerous: about 140,000 species of them were counted all over the world.

[half fractal]

!level

[ornate ice]

.rant driving does not look fun

!rant pls

o

[unborn nest]

!Lewis

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/k4RYd9M.jpg

[white terrace]

lol

[livid slate]

@lean knoll has earned Level Up Badge!

@ocean vector has earned Linus 3!

[livid slate]

@jovial flare has earned Beet!

@rugged frost has earned Haley 3!

[arctic fjord]

.random

.pick

What's the random number command

.help

[half canyon]

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[half fractal]

Uh

.roll

[half canyon]

dude at least one of those is a bogus die or you rolled more than 20 of 'em. don't fuck with me man this is serious

[half fractal]

@arctic fjord

[arctic fjord]

k thanks

[half fractal]

Yw

[arctic fjord]

.roll 392

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 127

[arctic fjord]

.roll 392

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 152

[arctic fjord]

.roll 392

[half canyon]

You rolled ... 82

[livid slate]

@fathom slate has earned Level Up Badge!

@fathom slate has earned Governor 4!

[white terrace]

!level

[livid slate]

@white terrace has earned Jodi 2!

@prisma jasper has earned George 4!

[prisma jasper]

!sash

[livid slate]

jev's sash
Badges 12/7
Page 1

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 12/7
Page 1

[ornate ice]

!level

[livid slate]

@ornate ice, you just advanced to level 26!

[ornate ice]

!sash

[livid slate]

Femi's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Lewis 1!

[blazing mulch]

!lewis

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/BtV2f78.jpg

[devout trench]

!linus

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/cALdgxF.jpg

@humble current has earned Gil 1!

@humble current has earned Level Up Badge!

[blazing mulch]

!gil

no love for gil

[livid slate]

@jovial flare has earned Artichoke!

[jovial flare]

ok

[humble current]

!sash

[livid slate]

rocsorc's sash
Badges 2/7
Page 1

[prisma jasper]

.w 98632

[half canyon]

Snow, 33F (1C) (274.15K) / feels like 28F (-2C) (271.15K) | Humidity: 93% | Wind: N @ 5.13mph (8.3km/h) | 100% chance of snow (98632 - Longview, WA (US))

[opaque grail]

!level

[jovial flare]

hey boob in 17 hours remind me to try to doodle http://ansatsukyoshitsu.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Akabane this for jev

hey @half canyon remind me to draw http://ansatsukyoshitsu.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Akabane this for jev in 17 hours

[half canyon]

grumbles, mutters some vulgarities about humans...Captain Fluff in particlar... fiiiine.

[jovial flare]

ok

[opaque grail]

nice

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 5/7
Page 1

[jovial flare]

hey BOT remind me in 15 minutes to sleep if i havent

[half canyon]

Oh okay, Captain Fluff

[livid slate]

@analog onyx has earned George 3!

[half canyon]

@jovial flare: sleep if you havent (15m ago)

[jovial flare]

I AM

[white terrace]

!level

[white terrace]

.quote verr

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[white terrace]

.quote ver

[half canyon]

[#21786] "fozza is life" - ver

[white terrace]

.quote verrors

[half canyon]

[#24167] "you're an animal
grr bb" - verrors

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned Pam 3!

@livid smelt has earned Baby Goat!

[livid smelt]

I GOT A FREAKING ANIMAL BEFORE I GOT SHANE

BLASPHEMY

[ornate ice]

rip

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

I couldn't find that location :( [try being more specific if applicable]

[blazing mulch]

.w set ho chi minh

[half canyon]

location saved.

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

Light Rain, 87F (30C) (303.15K) / feels like 93F (34C) (307.15K) | Humidity: 63% | Wind: N @ 5.44mph (8.8km/h) | 53% chance of rain (Ho Chi Minh City, Viet Nam (VN))

[half fractal]

.set birmingham al

Oh

Im dum

.w set birmingham al

It saw my weakness and refuses to listen

.w

.w birmingham al

.roll

!cat

.cat

.dog

@lilac brook y does your child hate me

[lilac brook]

what

uh oh

[half fractal]

Soz

Good luck

[lilac brook]

.debug

[half canyon]

Server ID: 137344473976799233 | Channel ID: 257895149517013002 | Your ID: 85603721144172544 | Shard ID: 1 | Version: 1.0.0-rc-00544

[lilac brook]

k back

some bug taht i haven't apparently solved 😦

[half fractal]

.w

[half canyon]

choose or set a place to look up weather for, dummy (.w [set] location_here)

[half fractal]

He live

Thank you @lilac brook soz for the trouble

.w set birmingham al

[half canyon]

location saved.

[half fractal]

.w

[half canyon]

Overcast, 58F (15C) (288.15K) | Humidity: 88% | Wind: N @ 12.84mph (20.7km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Birmingham, Alabama (US))

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Emily 4!

[grave cobalt]

wow

[livid slate]

@digital flicker has earned Sebastian 1!

@digital flicker has earned Level Up Badge!

[digital flicker]

wait what

badges?? these are new!

!level

[livid slate]

@shut idol has earned Summer Spangle!

[livid slate]

@mighty cargo has earned Level Up Badge!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Leah 2!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Baby Rabbit!

[blazing mulch]

remind me in 2 hours 14 minutes to spam Tore

[half canyon]

forever and always, Anitrium.

[ruby locust]

!level

[half fractal]

O

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 14/7
Page 1

[half fractal]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 14/7
Page 2

[calm belfry]

.fw minsk

[half canyon]

20F (-6C)!? (267.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING COLD ... AND MOSTLY CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

Until 1997, there were more pigs than people in Denmark.

[calm belfry]

.twitter realdonaldtrump

[livid slate]

@calm belfry has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[half canyon]

Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to "leak" into the public. One last shot at me.Are we living in Nazi Germany? | Wed Jan 11 12:48:52 +0000 2017

[livid slate]

@trim python has earned Sweet Gem Berry!

[compact dove]

!level

[compact dove]

!sash

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 50/7
Page 1

@half fractal has earned Parsnip!

[grave cobalt]

!sash

[livid slate]

Finn's sash
Badges 29/7
Page 1

[half fractal]

👀

[grave cobalt]

hi kris

[ruby locust]

!sash

[half fractal]

....hi finn i love u too much

[livid slate]

kalapuikko's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[grave cobalt]

oh

[half fractal]

!sash @trim python

[livid slate]

CNJaredtheeman's sash
Badges 7/7
Page 1

[grave cobalt]

I have edge chicken

[ruby locust]

!sash @grave cobalt

[livid slate]

Finn's sash
Badges 29/7
Page 1

[ruby locust]

that's an edge chicken

[grave cobalt]

I'll trade Duck for Emily or Linus