governors-mansion

[ornate ice]

does uberbot tell jokes too

.joke

o

[uneven star]

lewis disabled stuff

because memes

and

abuse

[ornate ice]

oh

rip

[livid slate]

@ember olive has earned Linus 3!

Kodokou's sash
Badges 5/7
Page 1

@uneven star has earned Sebastian 1!

[bleak sedge]

.fact

[half canyon]

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day

A shrimp’s heart is in its head.

information: https://ub3r-b0t.com | commands list: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | administration: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned George 4!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[bleak sedge]

!level

[compact dove]

!level

[livid slate]

Kodokou's sash
Badges 5/7
Page 1

@pine remnant has earned Sam 1!

@bleak sedge has earned Elliott 4!

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

[livid slate]

@soft elm has earned Abigail 2!

[pallid spindle]

.fact

[half canyon]

13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.

[pallid spindle]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are about 24,000 species of butterflies. The moths are even more numerous: about 140,000 species of them were counted all over the world.

[pallid spindle]

.fact

[half canyon]

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

[half fractal]

!sash

[livid slate]

@half fractal, you just advanced to level 294!

Kris's sash
Badges 7/7
Page 1

[bleak sedge]

.fact

[half canyon]

Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.

[compact dove]

.fact

[half canyon]

At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.

[bleak sedge]

!sash

[livid slate]

Sansit's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

Kodokou's sash
Badges 5/7
Page 1

@ember olive has earned Demetrius 3!

@uneven star has earned Willy 3!

@shut idol has earned Jas 1!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[half fractal]

!level

[half fractal]

O

[livid slate]

@half fractal has earned Morris 2!

@uneven star has earned Willy 2!

[half fractal]

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 8/7
Page 1

[bleak sedge]

!level

[pallid spindle]

.yt nice guys finish last

[half canyon]

Nice Guys - https://youtu.be/xfeys7Jfnx8 [ 69,474,269 views | 4.93 rating w/ 732,138 likes (10,125 dislikes) | Duration: 2m50s | Uploaded: 2011-05-31 by nigahiga ]

Nice Guys - https://youtu.be/xfeys7Jfnx8 [ 69,474,269 views | 4.93 rating w/ 732,138 likes (10,125 dislikes) | Duration: 2m50s | Uploaded: 2011-05-31 by nigahiga ]

Nice Guys - https://youtu.be/xfeys7Jfnx8 [ 69,474,269 views | 4.93 rating w/ 732,138 likes (10,125 dislikes) | Duration: 2m50s | Uploaded: 2011-05-31 by nigahiga ]

Nice Guys - https://youtu.be/xfeys7Jfnx8 [ 69,474,269 views | 4.93 rating w/ 732,138 likes (10,125 dislikes) | Duration: 2m50s | Uploaded: 2011-05-31 by nigahiga ]

[pallid spindle]

ok that did not work

[trim python]

.status

[half canyon]

type       shard   server count    users  
Irc            0              6      168
Discord        0           1229    43609
Discord        1           1258    38238
Discord        2           1239    52284
Discord        3           1257    39301

type       shard   server count    users  
Irc            0              6      168
Discord        0           1229    43609
Discord        1           1258    38238
Discord        2           1239    52284
Discord        3           1257    39301

type       shard   server count    users  
Irc            0              6      168
Discord        0           1229    43609
Discord        1           1258    38238
Discord        2           1239    52284
Discord        3           1257    39301

type       shard   server count    users  
Irc            0              6      168
Discord        0           1229    43609
Discord        1           1258    38238
Discord        2           1239    52284
Discord        3           1257    39301

[trim python]

heh

[pallid spindle]

.level

.sash

i forget the level command

!level

[trim python]

!levl

!level

[pallid spindle]

damn, it only did it once

.fact

[half canyon]

Sharkskin has tiny tooth-like scales all over.

The Morgan's Sphinx Moth from Madagascar has a proboscis (tube mouth) that is 12 to 14 inches long to get the nectar from the bottom of a 12 inch deep orchid discovered by Charles Darwin.

Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.

Illinois has the highest number of personalized license plates than any other state.

In France, a five year old child can buy an alcoholic drink in a bar

[pallid spindle]

lol

[livid slate]

@trim python has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[soft elm]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Shadaez#2106

created

01 Jan 2016 12:38:03 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Halloween 2016, Villager, Halloween 2016 Winner

Id

132462343492730880

i'm like 83% sure they like pizza

UserInfo for Shadaez#2106

created

01 Jan 2016 12:38:03 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Halloween 2016, Villager, Halloween 2016 Winner

Id

132462343492730880

i heard they liek mudkips

UserInfo for Shadaez#2106

created

01 Jan 2016 12:38:03 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Halloween 2016, Villager, Halloween 2016 Winner

Id

132462343492730880

i heard they liek mudkips

UserInfo for Shadaez#2106

created

01 Jan 2016 12:38:03 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Halloween 2016, Villager, Halloween 2016 Winner

Id

132462343492730880

i'm like 83% sure they like pizza

UserInfo for Shadaez#2106

created

01 Jan 2016 12:38:03 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Halloween 2016, Villager, Halloween 2016 Winner

Id

132462343492730880

the above info guaranteed or your money back!*

[soft elm]

.quote

[livid slate]

@soft elm has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[half canyon]

[#2712] "FUCK THAT OPTIMISM HOW ABOUT NOT ENOUGH CLOuDY" - UB3R-B0T

[#17873] "B UNNY KILLER" - Kris

[#9296] "doggo looks pleased with life, unlike me: maybe I should have a walk and a treat" - pgleo86

[#2102] "[#701] Give her your mew codes - Rusty" - Rusty

[#19507] "My philosophy on burps and farts is this, Farts are just burps that got lost on the way out burps are farts that are too good a navigation" - Vader

[soft elm]

omg

[pallid spindle]

.yt Dog fails

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

rate limited try later

rate limited try later

rate limited try later

rate limited try later

[pallid spindle]

aww

[trim python]

.quote

[pallid spindle]

.fact

its offline

[soft elm]

.quote

[livid slate]

@half fractal has earned Jodi 1!

[pallid spindle]

how do you earn those?

[livid slate]

@prisma jasper has earned Linus 1!

@cinder star has earned Governor 2!

[compact dove]

50% chance to get a random one when you level up

[uneven star]

@pallid spindle at leeveling up you have a 50% of getting a random collectable badge

o chat didnt scroll

[trim python]

During the leveling up process, the badge will be awarded at a 50% rate.

[livid slate]

@rugged frost has earned Vincent 2!

@compact dove has earned Governor 1!

[pallid spindle]

@trim python <@&264560164407869451>ally Clueless#9046 <@&251336921773637643>#9973 thanks!

[compact dove]

np :D

[livid slate]

@shut idol has earned Jas 4!

[livid slate]

@stoic mango has earned Pam 3!

@compact dove has earned MrQi 1!

@red tide has earned Lewis 1!

[livid slate]

@mint fox has earned Pam 4!

@open galleon has earned Willy 2!

[blazing mulch]

remind me in 8 hours art strem

oh yeah

bot rip

[livid slate]

@soft elm has earned Caroline 3!

@wet nest has earned Lewis 2!

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt has earned Abigail 3!

[grave cobalt]

ugh

!sash

[livid slate]

Finn's sash
Badges 12/7
Page 1

[grave cobalt]

I only get bad NPCs

rigged as shit

[open galleon]

!sash

[livid slate]

Liack's sash
Badges 6/7
Page 1

Juulie's sash
Badges 7/7
Page 1

[open galleon]

"Ooh oh oho oh oooh" -Juulie's reaction, based on avatar

[magic pebble]

!level

[livid slate]

@quiet marlin has earned Gus 1!

@quiet marlin has earned Level Up Badge!

[shut idol]

!sash

[livid slate]

Trias's sash
Badges 8/7
Page 1

@mossy plaza has earned Level Up Badge!

@mossy plaza has earned Sandy 2!

[unborn nest]

!level

[livid slate]

@still escarp has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@still escarp has earned Krobus 1!

[magic pebble]

!sash

[livid slate]

eyestudies's sash
Badges 15/7
Page 1

[shut idol]

!sash

[livid slate]

Trias's sash
Badges 8/7
Page 1

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

[opaque pelican]

!sash

[livid slate]

(Blank Space)'s sash
Badges 6/7
Page 1

[opaque pelican]

!level

[livid slate]

@analog cape has earned Sandy 3!

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Gus 2!

[compact dove]

!level

[compact dove]

OH MAYBE I DID

[shut idol]

.choose hi, hello

[livid slate]

@pulsar lagoon has earned Emily 3!

[open galleon]

.cast revive @half canyon

"Unsufficient Mana"

[livid slate]

@scenic pumice has earned Demetrius 1!

[livid slate]

@vital shell has earned Level Up Badge!

@vital shell has earned Sandy 2!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

👌🏻

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@compact dove has earned Shane 4!

[open galleon]

🤐

[compact dove]

liack pleas...

[open galleon]

though, the ping is out

!sash @livid smelt

[livid slate]

saltman's sash
Badges 12/7
Page 1

[ruby locust]

!sash

[livid slate]

kalapuikko's sash
Badges 2/7
Page 1

[ruby locust]

yep

[uneven star]

.w zwijndrecht

[ruby locust]

bot is down

[uneven star]

oh right lewis blocked

[ruby locust]

it's -20c here

[livid slate]

@open solar has earned Elliott 3!

[white terrace]

!level

[livid slate]

@unborn nest has earned Emily 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Jodi 3!

@fluid grove has earned Level Up Badge!

[fluid grove]

wew

[dense anchor]

!sash

[livid slate]

Keychain's sash
Badges 6/7
Page 1

[dense anchor]

!level

[half fractal]

!level

[livid slate]

@unique pecan has earned Henchman 1!

[half fractal]

Omg

[open solar]

!abigail

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Ea40WqI.jpg

[open solar]

Hahaha

It's mine!

[scenic pumice]

!sash

[livid slate]

Wicketd's sash
Badges 6/7
Page 1

[white terrace]

!rank

[scenic pumice]

!level

[white terrace]

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

[scenic pumice]

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

[scenic pumice]

mmm

[livid slate]

@raven anvil has earned Kent 3!

[uneven star]

!sash

[livid slate]

Iris's sash
Badges 14/7
Page 1

[uneven star]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Iris's sash
Badges 14/7
Page 2

[raven anvil]

Are there badge descriptions anywhere?

[uneven star]

#264980584307097601

[raven anvil]

Thanks 😃

[uneven star]

but most of the villager stuff is just pulled from the wiki

[blazing mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[uneven star]

event specific ones are in badges

[raven anvil]

Yeah that only covers some of them. I guess the others are just random?

[uneven star]

yeah

[raven anvil]

Mmk

[uneven star]

its a 50% chance of getting one duting a level up

and you can get duplicates

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Emily 4!

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[dense anchor]

@open solar what do you mean "it's mine" ? lol

[compact dove]

!sash

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 37/7
Page 1

[compact dove]

!level

[open solar]

@dense anchor Abigail is mine

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 2/7
Page 1

[white terrace]

gross

!level

[white terrace]

.quote verrors

[livid slate]

@small python has earned Governor 1!

[dense anchor]

boi u wish

i took that pic

im the ultimate life form

!abi

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Ea40WqI.jpg

[opal basin]

!level

[opal basin]

W h o I S a b o v e m e

[ornate ice]

!level

[ornate ice]

not me

[white terrace]

shoot. pretty close though

[livid slate]

@glacial mauve has earned Level Up Badge!

[vital shell]

!level

[rugged frost]

!level

[rugged frost]

!sash

[livid slate]

Vic's sash
Badges 8/7
Page 1

[half fractal]

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

@white terrace has earned Haley 4!

[brittle patio]

!sash

[white terrace]

!sash @brittle patio

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 3/7
Page 1

[white terrace]

idk, perhaps you don't have any just yet .-.

[brittle patio]

Probably

Thanks for the help though

[white terrace]

once you level up you'll get the first one (:

np.

[vagrant willow]

!sash

[livid slate]

awsomaw's sash
Badges 8/7
Page 1

[vagrant willow]

Emily is bae

[brittle patio]

Emily is best girl

[vagrant willow]

YESSSS SOMEONE AGREESS

ur my best friend jaden

[brittle patio]

dude hell yeah

[vagrant willow]

Yay

!emily

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/r48DTdG.jpg

[brittle patio]

lmao

[vagrant willow]

!linus

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/cALdgxF.jpg

@livid smelt has earned Governor 4!

[livid smelt]

YOU FUCKING DICK WAD ROBOT LIL HECKER ILL RIP UR ROBOT FACE OFF

i mean.... this is fine.....

!sash

[livid slate]

saltman's sash
Badges 13/7
Page 1

[livid smelt]

why the fuck is the governer green he boutta die of nausea

or become a zombie

[livid slate]

@haughty stratus has earned Linus 2!

[tranquil gazelle]

!sash

[livid slate]

Dizzy's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

millalock's sash
Badges 13/7
Page 1

@blazing mulch has earned Sandy 2!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

wh...

!level

[vagrant willow]

!level

Ffs

Ffffffsssssss

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Abigail 2!

[vagrant willow]

!sash

[livid slate]

awsomaw's sash
Badges 8/7
Page 1

[vagrant willow]

owo

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Haley 4!

[compact dove]

NO

I HAVE THAT ONE ALREADY

SMH DOUBLES

!sash

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 37/7
Page 1

@undone mortar has earned Morris 2!

[undone mortar]

!sash

[livid slate]

EvilPoptart's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[undone mortar]

BLEH xD

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Pam 1!

@livid smelt has earned Sam 4!

[livid smelt]

OH MY GOD I GOT SAM FUCK YES

HOT

[livid slate]

@cerulean mica has earned Alex 3!

[cerulean mica]

!level

[livid slate]

@jovial flare has earned Caroline 4!

[jovial flare]

ok

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Bouncer 1!

[magic pebble]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

millalock's sash
Badges 15/7
Page 1

@ornate ice has earned Gus 1!

[ornate ice]

OMG

.8ball are you alive

[blazing mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

millalock's sash
Badges 15/7
Page 2

@grave cobalt has earned Governor 2!

[grave cobalt]

UGH

STOP GIVING ME BAD NPCS

[scenic pumice]

whats so bad about the governor

he liked my soup

i think hes pretty rad

also check out that sweet hat

[livid slate]

@shut idol has earned Dwarf 1!

@blazing mulch has earned Dwarf 1!

[compact dove]

hot

[livid slate]

@vestal sparrow has earned Elliott 3!

@vagrant willow has earned MrQi 1!

[compact dove]

!level

[livid slate]

@unborn nest has earned Evelyn 4!

@jaunty pike has earned Alex 2!

@livid smelt has earned Elliott 4!

[livid smelt]

elliott is hot im ok with this

one of these years itll be shane

[compact dove]

[undone mortar]

lol If I could trade I'd give you the shane I have

[lilac brook]

.8ball

hnnngg

.debug

[compact dove]

lewis turned off bot earlier idk if its still off

[lilac brook]

.voice

o wat

[livid slate]

@cyan sinew has earned Level Up Badge!

[livid slate]

@unique pecan has earned Sandy 3!

@steady sleet has earned Level Up Badge!

@steady sleet has earned Robin 2!

@bleak sedge has earned Emily 4!

@vagrant willow has earned Morris 2!

@white terrace has earned Vincent 2!

@compact dove has earned Demetrius 2!

@blazing mulch has earned Pierre 3!

@brave delta has earned Pierre 3!

[brave delta]

HECK YA ANGRY PIERRE

GRRRR

[livid slate]

@lone pilot has earned Level Up Badge!

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[white terrace]

!level

[livid slate]

@still escarp has earned Alex 1!

[ornate ice]

lucky

[still escarp]

thnx ❤

[glossy cipher]

!sash

[livid slate]

disenchantedafterall's sash
Badges 5/7
Page 1

@undone mica has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

@blazing mulch has earned Jodi 1!

[livid slate]

@white terrace has earned Vincent 1!

[unborn nest]

!level

[livid slate]

@jovial flare has earned Lewis 4!

[jovial flare]

ok

[blazing mulch]

ok

!sash

[livid slate]

Borkarino's sash
Badges 4/7
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

.fm

wait

is that not it

.fact

oh

is UB3R bot down

[lilac brook]

no

lewis has yet to enable him

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Pam 3!

[blazing mulch]

!sash

[livid slate]

millalock's sash
Badges 16/7
Page 1

[uneven star]

!level

[unborn nest]

!sash

[livid slate]

Arphenion's sash
Badges 13/7
Page 1

[unborn nest]

!sash 2

[livid slate]

Arphenion's sash
Badges 13/7
Page 2

[unborn nest]

Nice

[lilac brook]

.voice

[livid slate]

@weak cypress has earned Level Up Badge!

[lilac brook]

.voice

[livid slate]

@cinder star has earned George 3!

[cinder star]

k

.g hi

[half canyon]

http://hitotoki.org/

[livid slate]

@spare flint has earned Level Up Badge!

@uneven star has earned Abigail 2!

[livid smelt]

!rank

shit

!level

[livid smelt]

all i want for christmas is shane

!sash

[livid slate]

saltman's sash
Badges 15/7
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

!level

[uneven star]

!level

[cinder star]

!sash

[livid slate]

Lewis's sash
Badges 16/7
Page 1

[cinder star]

fucking abigail twice

what a bitch

[uneven star]

!sash

[livid slate]

Iris's sash
Badges 15/7
Page 1

[storm mirage]

!sash

[livid slate]

smudgerox's sash
Badges 1/7
Page 1

@blazing mulch has earned Willy 4!

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Linus 4!

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Clint 3!

[pine remnant]

!sash

[livid slate]

Bear-In-The-Air's sash
Badges 6/7
Page 1

[uneven star]

!sash

[livid slate]

Iris's sash
Badges 17/7
Page 1

[livid slate]

@livid smelt has earned Caroline 4!

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

@wet frost has earned Level Up Badge!

[livid slate]

@rancid shore has earned Lewis 3!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[ornate ice]

.8ball are you alive

[half canyon]

Hm...yes yes I could see it to be tr--wait nope nevermind.

[ornate ice]

Woo

[compact dove]

omg bot is back

.rant i missed you

[half canyon]

let me console you. don't prompt me to explain the wordplay on that one. inquire further and i may bash your head in

[compact dove]

good

!level

[ornate ice]

.choose draw, read

[half canyon]

draw

[ornate ice]

:// k

[compact dove]

why haven't u given me a badge in forever

!sash

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 38/7
Page 1

@open galleon has earned Elliott 4!

@livid smelt has earned Vincent 1!

[livid smelt]

FUDGE

[open galleon]

🍫

[livid slate]

@wet nest has earned Vincent 2!

[midnight topaz]

!level

[livid slate]

@red tide has earned Lewis 3!

[half fractal]

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

[half fractal]

!level

[livid slate]

@half fractal has earned Kent 4!

[half fractal]

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

@compact dove has earned Kent 4!

[compact dove]

i think i have every freakin kent now

!sash

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 38/7
Page 1

[compact dove]

nope that's a repeat

[half fractal]

!sash page 2

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

[half fractal]

!sash <@&264560164407869451>ally Clueless#9046 page 2

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

[half fractal]

Oh

Soz

SOZ MAGIC

[compact dove]

lmao it's ok

[ornate ice]

.choose toontown, facade

[half canyon]

toontown

[ornate ice]

.choose i mean it, jk

[half canyon]

jk

[ornate ice]

nice

[livid slate]

@livid smelt has earned Harvey 1!

[livid smelt]

I GOT HARVEY LOOK IM GETTING CLOSER TO SHAEN

[ornate ice]

NICE

[compact dove]

soon:Tm:

soon™

[open galleon]

🔜 ™

[livid slate]

@open galleon has earned Caroline 3!

@unique pecan has earned Emily 4!

[open galleon]

that badge's face!

[livid smelt]

.g malt

[half canyon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malt

[livid smelt]

SHIT

[compact dove]

big word.....

[open galleon]

trisaccharide maltotriose...

niiice

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Evelyn 3!

[livid smelt]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#5657] "that's not my penis btw" - spaztika

[livid smelt]

LMFAo

.quote

[half canyon]

[#27816] "I'm a virgo and I'm a virg- wait" - Chew

[livid smelt]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2673] "paulie" - lewis

[livid smelt]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#30221] "jev is a butt..." - Fluff

[livid smelt]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#35307] "A flamily that burns together stays together" - verrors

[livid smelt]

amazng

[open galleon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#23106] "should i buy a dick" - Vision

[open galleon]

_<

[compact dove]

.quote magic

[half canyon]

[#27820] "toch the seb and i toch ur soul with my knife" - Magic

[compact dove]

.quote magic

[half canyon]

[#26974] "hey pooptart" - magic

[compact dove]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#19147] "do you ever feel like a rib cage" - saltman

[compact dove]

LMFAO

.quote

[half canyon]

[#14808] "marm stop swinging around your dick it's not the time!!" - alco

[livid smelt]

DSIGHOSIHTORI

THE FUCKING DO U EVER FEEL LIKE A RIB CAGe

[open galleon]

!sash @compact dove

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 38/7
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[compact dove]

!level

[open galleon]

probably because your sash is too full...

[compact dove]

OMG

[livid slate]

@livid smelt has earned Emily 4!

[livid smelt]

emily is bae

[thick pasture]

!level

[livid slate]

@hidden mauve has earned Level Up Badge!

@compact dove has earned Marnie 3!

@jaunty pike has earned Haley 3!

@wet nest has earned Leah 2!

@thick pasture has earned Level Up Badge!

@thick pasture has earned Marnie 4!

[thick pasture]

uhhhh

[livid slate]

@rotund forum has earned Robin 2!

[magic pebble]

!level

[livid slate]

@vivid vault has earned Willy 3!

@ancient gull has earned Shane 4!

[compact dove]

!level

[compact dove]

.fw 28906

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[compact dove]

.fw

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[compact dove]

.fw murphy nc

[half canyon]

42F (6C)?! (279.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND SHOWERS.

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Morris 3!

@wet nest has earned Emily 4!

[unborn nest]

!level

[livid slate]

@scarlet gate has earned Level Up Badge!

@sturdy aurora has earned Level Up Badge!

@midnight topaz has earned Haley 4!

@pallid spindle has earned Morris 4!

[pallid spindle]

COOL

I hate morris

[livid slate]

@compact dove has earned Evelyn 2!

@grave cobalt has earned Leah 3!

[grave cobalt]

GOD DAMMIT

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are about a million ants per person. Ants are very social animals and will live in colonies that can contain almost 500,000 ants.

[blazing mulch]

.fm

[half canyon]

erm...set a username first, dummy... (.fm set usernamehere)

[blazing mulch]

.fm set BorkFighters

[half canyon]

username saved.
Current: Ninja Sex Party - 6969 [Attitude City]
Previous: Ninja Sex Party - Peppermint Creams [Attitude City]
http://last.fm/user/BorkFighters

[blazing mulch]

N o i c e

[white terrace]

!level

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 5/7
Page 1

[livid smelt]

!sash

[livid slate]

saltman's sash
Badges 19/7
Page 1

[livid smelt]

hot

!sash 2

[livid slate]

saltman's sash
Badges 19/7
Page 2

[livid smelt]

double hot

[compact dove]

.choose shower first, finish drawing first

[half canyon]

finish drawing first

[compact dove]

.choose i was joking, nah

[half canyon]

i was joking

[compact dove]

ok i shower

[opaque grail]

!sash

aw do i not have a sash

!level

[opaque grail]

.choose stardew valley, overwatch

[half canyon]

overwatch

[livid slate]

@opaque grail has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[opaque grail]

NICE

.quote

[half canyon]

[#33382] "the only thing ive contributed is fucking dick milk" - eyes

[opaque grail]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#5665] "WHAT IS THAT" - spaztika

[opaque grail]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2889] "you have a striped pussy" - Shawn

[opaque grail]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#19937] "I'm the spanker around here" - Chewpacabra

[opaque grail]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#23092] "did someone say balls" - Foztic

[opaque grail]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#22433] "Studying is for people who plan to live past 25 " - Cheb

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

my power increases

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 1/7
Page 1

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@dense anchor has earned Abigail 1!

@undone mica has earned Sam 3!

[dense anchor]

HOLY FUCK

[livid slate]

@devout trench has earned Level Up Badge!

@devout trench has earned Jodi 4!

[opaque grail]

oh man i want abigail badge

[livid slate]

@golden condor has earned Level Up Badge!

[compact dove]

.fw

[half canyon]

choose or set a place to look up weather for, dummy (.w [set] location_here)

[compact dove]

.w set murphy nc

[half canyon]

location saved.

[compact dove]

.fw

[half canyon]

39F (4C)!? (277.15)?! IT'S FUCKING...CHILLY ... AND OVERCAST.

[compact dove]

.8ball am i as cool as you

[half canyon]

You bet ;)

[livid slate]

@compact dove, you just advanced to level 747!

[lilac brook]

i have to fix some of the fw mappings

so they will be slightly offfor a little bit

[livid slate]

@fleet vine has earned Level Up Badge!

@fleet vine has earned Lewis 3!

[compact dove]

hey it works which is awesome regardless :D

[livid slate]

@terse blade has earned Level Up Badge!

@blazing mulch has earned Gil 1!

@unique pecan has earned Alex 3!

[livid slate]

@white terrace has earned Vincent 3!

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 6/7
Page 1

[white terrace]

🤔 needs more vincent

[compact dove]

DID U SERIOUSLY GET 3 VINCENT BADGES IN A ROW OMG

[white terrace]

yep

loll

[ornate ice]

.fact

[half canyon]

An Olympic gold medal must contain 92.5 percent silver

[paper maple]

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

[paper maple]

uh

[arctic fjord]

welp

[paper maple]

not that one

i wanted the websitre with the rank list

and that one used to do it i think?

[still escarp]

!stash

!sash

[livid slate]

CutieCadyPie's sash
Badges 6/7
Page 1

[undone mica]

!stash

!sash

[livid slate]

Aarkalis's sash
Badges 5/7
Page 1

[livid slate]

@small python has earned Jodi 3!

[opaque grail]

!sash

[livid slate]

catpun's sash
Badges 1/7
Page 1

[opaque grail]

!level

[lone pilot]

!level'

!level

[lone pilot]

Im a god

[white terrace]

🙏

[small python]

but I am god

[ancient gull]

!level

[ancient gull]

akrgrrag

[small python]

!level

[small python]

I'm moving away from that turnip

[devout trench]

Is there a pickled egg level 😛

[small python]

all i know of that there is no cow level

[lone pilot]

!level

[unborn nest]

Gib me badge

[white terrace]

:[

[livid slate]

@white terrace, you just advanced to level 363!

[white terrace]

Gib ME badge!!!

[devout trench]

.fact

[half canyon]

India has a Bill of Rights for cows.

[devout trench]

Sweet

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#23093] "someone fucking hire me in a genius" - saltman

[livid slate]

@jovial flare has earned Sebastian 4!

[jovial flare]

y

YAY

[livid slate]

@high cobalt has earned Level Up Badge!

[half fractal]

!level

[ancient gull]

nice

[half fractal]

!sash

[livid slate]

Kris's sash
Badges 10/7
Page 1

[ancient gull]

wow

i'm jealous

!sash

[livid slate]

Duck's sash
Badges 7/7
Page 1

[ancient gull]

:(

!level

[lone pilot]

/fact

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

[ancient gull]

hell yeah

that's been my dream

alright

ia m

also i'm listening to pretty loud music so i can't really hear a thing

[lone pilot]

About 5 to 7 weebs listen to trash music

[livid slate]

@lone pilot, you just advanced to level 2!

[ancient gull]

!level

[ancient gull]

:^)

[lone pilot]

!level

[ancient gull]

darn

how will i ever beat that

.fact

[half canyon]

Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2146] "ばか" - zurnona

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20612] "my legs are broken" - marmarru

[ancient gull]

hot

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2240] "." - alcopops

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#5662] "did you just say fuck you to my daughter? my daughter ran in the room crying saying you said fuck you to her" - Lewis

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

In New York State, it is illegal to but any alcohol on Sundays before noon.

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#22431] "o" - halleween

[ancient gull]

why is that a quote

probably

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2102] "[#701] Give her your mew codes - Rusty" - Rusty

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#8576] "world-class Lucio main on the weekends" - Jukebox

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#6042] "The balls are outside!" - Zurnona

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#18053] "Woah that guy has HUGE nipples..." - Jev

[ancient gull]

hot

what

i'm temporarily deaf

.quote Lewis

[half canyon]

[#11486] "bazinga" - lewis

[ancient gull]

no

i'm too good

.quote Lewis

[half canyon]

[#27636] "fuck i jakred" - Lewis

[ancient gull]

.quote Lewis

[half canyon]

[#11481] "moiph i love u..." - lewis

[ancient gull]

.quote Lewis

[half canyon]

[#11483] "moiph has no dick.." - Lewis

[ancient gull]

.quote Lewis

[half canyon]

[#2049] " take hup to #sewers " - Lewis

[ancient gull]

.quote Lewis

[half canyon]

[#27636] "fuck i jakred" - Lewis

[ancient gull]

.quote Lewis

[half canyon]

[#11486] "bazinga" - lewis

[ancient gull]

.quote Duck

[half canyon]

[#36071] "¯_(ツ)_/¯" - duck

[ancient gull]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

ye

a period

.

[lone pilot]

.quote Duck

[half canyon]

[#36071] "¯_(ツ)_/¯" - duck

[livid slate]

@lone pilot has earned UB3R-B4DG3!

[ancient gull]

ayy

.quote Eyes

[half canyon]

[#33383] "measure the volume of ur dick in milk. just do it." - eyes

[ancient gull]

.quote eyes

[half canyon]

[#33382] "the only thing ive contributed is fucking dick milk" - eyes

[ancient gull]

.quote eyes

[half canyon]

[#33383] "measure the volume of ur dick in milk. just do it." - eyes

[ancient gull]

ok

.quote faythe

[half canyon]

[#27040] "i want the dog" - faythe

[lone pilot]

.quote Vic

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[ancient gull]

.quote Iris

[half canyon]

[#8085] "finns butt is pretty legendary" - Iris

[ancient gull]

.quote Mayor Lewis

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

[ancient gull]

.quote Kris

[half canyon]

[#21641] "no they poop" - Kris

[ancient gull]

.quote Jev

[half canyon]

[#29752] "bend my dick to my ass" - jev

[ancient gull]

wha

[devout trench]

😐

[ancient gull]

.quote jev

[half canyon]

[#17716] "I'd never hurt you, what the fuck. I'LL KILL YOU" - Jev

[ancient gull]

.quote jev

[half canyon]

[#1908] "why" - Jev

[ancient gull]

.quote jev

[half canyon]

[#2632] "theres a bunch of fucboia" - Jev

[ancient gull]

.quote jev

[half canyon]

[#2388] "my feet is dick cheese" - Jev

[lone pilot]

.quote jev

[half canyon]

[#22615] "You're a doctor baby medical student." - jev

[ancient gull]

.quote jev

[half canyon]

[#18053] "Woah that guy has HUGE nipples..." - Jev

[ancient gull]

that guy has HUGE nipples

.quote Anit

[half canyon]

[#28293] "WINTER IS THE WORST" - Anit

[ancient gull]

.quote Magic

[half canyon]

[#27221] "satisfactory human with ovaries....... send proof of existence....." - Magic

[ancient gull]

.quote Cady

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[lone pilot]

who is jev?

[ancient gull]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[devout trench]

<_<

[ancient gull]

.quote duck

[half canyon]

[#36071] "¯_(ツ)_/¯" - duck

[lone pilot]

.quote PickledEgg

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[devout trench]

_>

[lone pilot]

how to add a quote?

[ancient gull]

.quote add "[quote]" - [user]

[lone pilot]

.quote add "A day without sunshine is like night" - Weebalu

[half canyon]

Quote added as #37131

[ancient gull]

nice one

.quote Weeablu

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[ancient gull]

shoot

.quote Weebalu

[half canyon]

[#37131] "A day without sunshine is like night" - Weebalu

[ancient gull]

i love it

top notch

big fan

10/10

[devout trench]

daaaw

[lone pilot]

10/10

[ancient gull]

ayy

[lone pilot]

can i do quotes for other people

[ancient gull]

ye

but only if it's legit

lol

.quote add "i always want to have sex with myself, but unfortunately, i can't" - Lewis

[lone pilot]

.quote add "Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you." - Weebalu

[half canyon]

Quote added as #37132

[lone pilot]

Quality

[devout trench]

Top notch as always

[livid slate]

@wet nest has earned Vincent 1!

[white terrace]

!level

[white terrace]

!sash

[livid slate]

verrors's sash
Badges 6/7
Page 1

[white terrace]

.choose SDV, OW

heck

[ancient gull]

OW

[white terrace]

🤔

ty!

[ancient gull]

👌

[opaque grail]

.quote catpun

[half canyon]

[#33082] "im the quote-saver, future generations must know of these words" - catpun

[ancient gull]

can confirm

tbh

.quote catpun

[half canyon]

[#33082] "im the quote-saver, future generations must know of these words" - catpun

[ancient gull]

nice

[white terrace]

.quote verrors

[half canyon]

[#35307] "A flamily that burns together stays together" - verrors

[white terrace]

.quote verrors

[half canyon]

[#35307] "A flamily that burns together stays together" - verrors

[white terrace]

wow

[ancient gull]

.quote ver

[half canyon]

[#21786] "fozza is life" - ver

[white terrace]

heh

.quote verrors

[half canyon]

[#21633] "Think of it more as an expression of interest to smash!" - verrors

[livid slate]

@nimble hinge has earned Level Up Badge!

[shut idol]

.fact

[half canyon]

In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

[shut idol]

Ok

[polar perch]

.fact

[half canyon]

14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.

[polar perch]

O.o

[livid slate]

@nimble hinge has earned Willy 1!

@lament ermine has earned Evelyn 3!

[white terrace]

!level

[livid slate]

@supple shoal has earned Level Up Badge!

[blazing mulch]

!level

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch, you just advanced to level 125!

[blazing mulch]

...

!sash

[livid slate]

millalock's sash
Badges 17/7
Page 1

@white terrace has earned Gus 1!

@hidden mauve has earned Clint 4!

@patent gorge has earned Jas 1!

@paper maple has earned Marnie 1!

@nimble hinge has earned Gus 1!

[paper maple]

!sash

[livid slate]

Oterion's sash
Badges 5/7
Page 1

[paper maple]

eh

it'll get there

[livid slate]

@uneven star has earned Willy 3!

[uneven star]

!sash

[livid slate]

Iris's sash
Badges 18/7
Page 1

@unborn helm has earned Level Up Badge!

@unborn helm has earned Elliott 2!

[livid slate]

@native heath has earned Level Up Badge!

[shut idol]

!sash

[livid slate]

Trias's sash
Badges 9/7
Page 1

@shut idol, you just advanced to level 312!

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch has earned Level Up Badge!

[livid slate]

@gentle plaza has earned Leah 3!

@compact dove has earned Henchman 3!

[cinder star]

boom

!sash @compact dove

[livid slate]

Magically Clueless's sash
Badges 41/7
Page 1

[compact dove]

many badge

[paper maple]

.fm

[ornate ice]

.rant I don't wanna go to school

[half canyon]

Current: DON'T STOP ME NOW - Tina Turner Soul Style Queen Cover ft. Melinda Doolittle
Previous: Stacy's Mom - Vintage 1930s Hot Jazz Fountains of Wayne Cover ft. Casey Abrams
http://last.fm/user/oterion

i know right? such bullllll

[ornate ice]

Stacys mom omg

[paper maple]

ok my scrobbler is working

@ornate ice i know right i had highschool flashbacks

it was played a lot... i never fell in love with anyone's mum :P

[ornate ice]

same but it was so catchy

[paper maple]

really was

[pine remnant]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Bear-In-The-Air#4385

created

05 Nov 2015 05:40:39 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Villager, Farmer, Reveller, Shepherd, Rancher

Id

111882385158643712

who?

[compact dove]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Magically Clueless#9046

aka magical jade

created

02 Jul 2016 05:15:38 AM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Shepherd, Farmer, Moderator, Rancher, Halloween 2016, Villager, Christmas 2016, Magic, Halloween 2016 Winner, Christmas 2016 Winner, Artisan

Id

198667982296055808

statistically speaking is probably not swedish. if that is untrue, congratulations, you've won today's random Anomaly in Swedish Statistics award

[compact dove]

ur right im not swedish

[uneven star]

where do the statements come from

👀

.userinfo

[half canyon]

UserInfo for Iris#9973

created

22 Jan 2016 03:15:18 PM UTC

joined

01 Jan 0001 12:00:00 AM UTC

roles

everyone, Administrator, Shepherd, Farmer, Rancher, Admin, Iris, Villager

Id

140112059533754368

probably always gets blue shells while in first place

[blazing mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

i went from 24 to 30 o

[uneven star]

not that bad tbh