governors-mansion

[magic pebble]

o

[willow kernel]

!level

[willow kernel]

Moral support from downtown

[compact dove]

!level

[half canyon]

@raven trellis: listen to sleaford mods ep (18h ago)

@raven trellis: listen to that ulcerate album (18h ago)

@raven trellis: listen to that gorguts ep (18h ago)

@raven trellis: listen to new car bomb album (18h ago)

[half fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

Canada is the only country not to win a gold medal in the summer Olympic games while hosting.

[livid smelt]

!level

[livid smelt]

hot

[half fractal]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/8811-17451-16018.jpg

[livid smelt]

cuTe

[livid slate]

@livid smelt, you just advanced to level 534!

[livid smelt]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/24141-29115-27188.jpg

[livid smelt]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/28882-14687-7949.jpg

[livid smelt]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/17234-7028-29.jpg

[magic pebble]

!level

[lost juniper]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/bA6bd.jpg

[willow kernel]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/13867-15562-17286.jpg

[willow kernel]

.fact

[half canyon]

The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.

[willow kernel]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20898] "I only play minecraft with fnaf mods" - Cheb

[livid smelt]

.quote saltman

[half canyon]

[#16596] "guys i think i almost inhaled a piece of chicken" - Saltman

[livid smelt]

LOL

.quote saltman

[half canyon]

[#33076] "" - saltman

[livid smelt]

what.

.quote remove 33076

[half canyon]

Quote 33076 deleted.

[livid smelt]

.quote saltman

[half canyon]

[#23093] "someone fucking hire me in a genius" - saltman

[livid smelt]

.quote saltman

[half canyon]

[#17869] "alright so now its gay AND hot in here" - saltman

[livid smelt]

PFFFFFF

.fact

[half canyon]

The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.

[livid smelt]

hot

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#16463] "gay rocks" - fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#20357] "I HAVE MORE THAN GAY ROCKS" - Fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#19812] "i'm in" - fluff

[white terrace]

!level

[uneven star]

!level

[ancient gull]

!level

[ancient gull]

cool

[livid smelt]

!level

[livid smelt]

hot

[half fractal]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/8617-11546-19302.jpg

[half fractal]

!level

[midnight topaz]

!level

[ancient gull]

.g

[half canyon]

Usage: .gg query

[ancient gull]

.gg recettear

[half canyon]

http://www.carpefulgur.com/recettear/

[half fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

Pearls melt in vinegar.

[ancient gull]

.opinion

[raven trellis]

!level

[unborn nest]

!level

[white terrace]

!level

[magic pebble]

!level

[magic pebble]

verr pls catch up

[white terrace]

we shall see

[magic pebble]

ok

[wet nest]

!level

[unique pecan]

dont talk in here 👀

[white terrace]

.rant

[half canyon]

wow that bad, there are no words huh? goddamn

[white terrace]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#7220] "I'm a dinosaur means I love you" - Erika

[white terrace]

!level

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Switzerland is the only country with a square flag.

[glossy cipher]

.rant

[half canyon]

wow that bad, there are no words huh? goddamn

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

The placement of a donkey's eyes in it’s' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

In Japan, watermelons are squared. It's easier to stack them that way.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

[glossy cipher]

I knew that

[ancient gull]

.fact

[half canyon]

The only capital letter in the Roman alphabet with exactly one end point is P.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.

[glossy cipher]

.fact.

.fact

[half canyon]

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

[glossy cipher]

I'm a bat then.

[frozen sleet]

same tho tbh

[livid slate]

@frozen sleet, you just advanced to level 1!

[frozen sleet]

oh

.fact

[half canyon]

The country code for Russia is "007".

[livid smelt]

!level

[tranquil ingot]

.fact

[half canyon]

More people speak English in China than the United States.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.

[livid smelt]

rip

.quote saltman

[half canyon]

[#19528] "i like guys gals and nonbinary pals" - Saltman

[livid smelt]

cute

[livid smelt]

!level

[livid smelt]

holy fuck im 5

[white terrace]

.compliment

.rant congrats salt!!!!

[half canyon]

i feel you in the most robotic sense

[white terrace]

!level

[white terrace]

.fact

[half canyon]

When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.

[livid smelt]

.choose eat, sleep

[half canyon]

eat

[livid smelt]

yesssss

.fact

[half canyon]

On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building.

[livid smelt]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Automated Teller Machine (ATM) was introduced in England in 1965.

[livid smelt]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

[livid smelt]

.fact

[half canyon]

One in ten people live on an island.

[white terrace]

.fact

[half canyon]

A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound of beef

[white terrace]

.rant ew that's nasty

[half canyon]

i understand how that must feel. well to whatever extent possible.

[livid smelt]

HSDGSHDGH GroSS HAHAH

.fact

[half canyon]

Czechs are the biggest consumers of beer per male in the world.

[livid smelt]

wowie

[half fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

[opaque grail]

.fact

[half canyon]

Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.

[opaque grail]

.fact

[half canyon]

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

[opaque grail]

.fact

[half canyon]

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

[opaque grail]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/srvgq.gif

[opaque grail]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/dLIZu.jpg

[opaque grail]

!haley

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/eqjqqIp.jpg

[opaque grail]

!level

[modern gate]

!level

[shut idol]

!level

[stoic mango]

hey ub3r-b0t where are my packages

[half canyon]

YOU HAS PACKAGES :D here's the status:

LT541812413CN: In Transit to Destination @ December 22, 2016 , 12:14 am

9405509699938043976115: Departed USPS Facility | Location: HARRISBURG, PA 17107 @ December 23, 2016 , 5:10 am

[soft elm]

.g pokemon 74

[half canyon]

https://veekun.com/dex/pokemon/geodude

[unique pecan]

!level

[fleet vine]

!level

[calm belfry]

.fw minsk

[half canyon]

31F (-1C)?! (272.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...CHILLY ... AND CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

[lavish torrent]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/17525-12354-23454.jpg

[fleet vine]

!level

[half fractal]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/cad6d0dfdaab15f2a170944b010d682c.jpeg

[stoic mango]

ub3r-b0t where are my packages

[half canyon]

YOU HAS PACKAGES :D here's the status:

LT541812413CN: In Transit to Destination @ December 22, 2016 , 12:14 am

9405509699938043976115: Arrived at Post Office | Location: WELLSBORO, PA 16901 @ December 23, 2016 , 6:42 am

[calm belfry]

.w minsk

[half canyon]

Minsk, Minsk, Belarus @ Fri, 23 Dec 2016 05:00 PM MSK | Cloudy, 32F (0C) (273.15K) / feels like 27F (-3C) (270.15k) | Humidity: 95% | Wind: W @ 11mph (17.7km/h)| Sunrise: 9:28 am Sunset: 4:52 pm | Fri: Snow, Hi 33F (1C) Lo 28F (-2C) | Sat: Cloudy, Hi 34F (1C) Lo 30F (-1C)

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

Peter Falk, who played "Columbo," has a glass eye.

[lavish torrent]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/14769-27888-18622.jpg

[half fractal]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/pBo0r.jpg

[white terrace]

!level

[white terrace]

.quote verrors

[half canyon]

[#24840] "I will boop you" - verrors

[half fractal]

.w birmingham al

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[half fractal]

.wu birmingham al

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[half fractal]

:(

.w birmingham

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[uneven star]

.8ball should we ban annoying people

[half canyon]

You bet ;)

[calm belfry]

.8 and how about no

[half canyon]

Definitely.

[unborn nest]

!level

[hardy shore]

!maru

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/WcaFyBo.jpg

[hardy shore]

!abigail

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Ea40WqI.jpg

[hardy shore]

!penny

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Q0oPzPb.jpg

[hardy shore]

!haley

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/eqjqqIp.jpg

[magic pebble]

!level

[half fractal]

.w birmingham al

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[half fractal]

Ill punch u

!level

[opaque grail]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/cute-kawaii-stuff-epicute-donut-kitties.jpg

[opaque grail]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/Xqnvr.jpg

[opaque grail]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/f0tQM.jpg

[opaque grail]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/oKLljOn.jpg

[opaque grail]

!level

[ancient gull]

!level

[ancient gull]

:D

[lavish torrent]

!level

[lavish torrent]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/32755-8324-28824.jpg

[lavish torrent]

awww

[unborn nest]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/P8170121_2.jpg

[unique pecan]

!Alex

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/zVCu7g0.jpg

[half fractal]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/32367-2062-4347.jpg

[half fractal]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/5350-13889-29214.jpg

[calm belfry]

.fw minsk

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[calm belfry]

.fw grodno

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

Georgia's state motto is "Wisdom, Justice and Moderation."

[lavish torrent]

.roll 20

[half canyon]

Alienaura rolled ... 18

[lavish torrent]

again?

[mighty helm]

oh

!level

[glossy cipher]

.roll 10

[half canyon]

Disenchanted rolled ... 9

[magic pebble]

!level

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

[calm belfry]

woa

[native ivy]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/8811-17451-16018.jpg

[native ivy]

thx

[unborn nest]

.roll 100

[half canyon]

Arphenion rolled ... 42

[jovial flare]

!userinfo

.userinfo

[half canyon]

Captain Fluff#5092: {
   id:       "130204632176656384",
   nickname: "Fluff",
   avatar:   "https://discordapp.com/api/users/130204632176656384/avatars/478dfee9d8b337b2d284d3a19eddfcf6.jpg",
   created:  "12/26/2015 7:06:43 AM UTC",
   joined:   "5/30/2016 8:43:48 PM UTC",
   roles:    "Shepherd, Farmer, Artisan, Christmas 2016, Villager, Rancher, @every​one"
}```

[unique pecan]

!level

[mighty helm]

!random 5 10

[livid slate]

9

[mighty helm]

eyo

[half fractal]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/21149-31365-11062.jpg

[half fractal]

.roll 5

[half canyon]

Kris rolled ... 3

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Tasmania, Australia has the cleanest air in the inhabited world.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

[calm belfry]

.fw minsk

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[calm belfry]

.w minsk

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[calm belfry]

.wu minsk

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[calm belfry]

.w grodno

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

[magic pebble]

!level

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was Aron.

[blazing mulch]

.fm

[half canyon]

Current: Jeff Williams - Wings (feat. Casey Lee Williams) [Rwby Volume 1 Soundtrack]
Previous: Casey Lee Williams - Time to Say Goodbye [Rwby, Vol. 2 (Original Soundtrack & Score)]
http://last.fm/user/BorkFighters

[livid smelt]

!level

[livid smelt]

HECK

[cold tendon]

!level

[white terrace]

!level

[livid smelt]

.quote salt

[half canyon]

[#31152] "masH YOUR DICK IN HD" - salt

[livid smelt]

hot

[blazing mulch]

!level

[magic pebble]

!level

[magic pebble]

4ever 14

[half fractal]

!level

[half fractal]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/1223.jpg

[half fractal]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/32367-2062-4347.jpg

[blazing mulch]

!level

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Camels chew in a figure 8 pattern.

[glossy cipher]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

disenchantedafterall#3615: {
   id:       "158288147396952065",
   nickname: "",
   avatar:   "https://discordapp.com/api/users/158288147396952065/avatars/3825d520cfd151e7fca37a568667047c.jpg",
   created:  "3/12/2016 7:00:35 PM UTC",
   joined:   "7/18/2016 3:42:23 AM UTC",
   roles:    "Villager, Farmer, @every​one"
}```

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#19819] "quto" - fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#20357] "I HAVE MORE THAN GAY ROCKS" - Fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote jev

[half canyon]

[#13253] "boobies" - Jev

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#31525] "bleughuaruguhrp" - Fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#20357] "I HAVE MORE THAN GAY ROCKS" - Fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#25894] "giidbugt" - fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#19812] "i'm in" - fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#19812] "i'm in" - fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#30221] "jev is a butt..." - Fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#24136] "i feel naked without clothes." - Fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#30222] "lewis booty " - fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#19514] "i'd fisdghfiowerghe you" - fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#25894] "giidbugt" - fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[jovial flare]

hek u

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#19503] "the thug life didnt chose me.. i cjose it" - saltman

[ancient gull]

i wish the bot had a talking feature

So i can level up easily lmao

.help

[half canyon]

information: https://ub3r-b0t.com | commands list: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | administration: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t

[ancient gull]

.anime Zetsubou Sensei

[half canyon]

Zan Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: https://myanimelist.net/anime/6377/Zan_Sayonara_Zetsubou_Sensei | Aired: Jul 5, 2009 to Sep 27, 2009 | Score: 8.01

[ancient gull]

.figlet DUck

.figlet Duck

rip

.fortune

[half canyon]

In this world some people are going to like me and some are not. So, I may as well be me. Then I know if someone likes me, they like me.

[ancient gull]

.steamnews

[half canyon]

[Steam News] Steam Winter Sale On Now! Plus, Vote For The Steam Awards! - http://store.steampowered.com/news/26501/

[ancient gull]

.summon

.summon help

:P

[jovial flare]

.steam lewisso

[half canyon]

Hatec: Last Online 50 days ago | Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:90123653 | http://steamcommunity.com/id/lewisso

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#16463] "gay rocks" - fluff

[magic pebble]

!level

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#32115] "skip school y'all do drugs" - Fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#20357] "I HAVE MORE THAN GAY ROCKS" - Fluff

[magic pebble]

LOL

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#31525] "bleughuaruguhrp" - Fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#30221] "jev is a butt..." - Fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#33707] "bye dick" - fluff

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

[#30222] "lewis booty " - fluff

[jovial flare]

bye dick

[magic pebble]

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

[#22866] "i have no good quotes" - eyestudies

[jovial flare]

.quote fluff

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[magic pebble]

same

[jovial flare]

heck

[magic pebble]

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[magic pebble]

look what u did fluff...

[jovial flare]

IMS ORRY

SORRY

[magic pebble]

im jk I LOVE YOU

I LOVE U FLUFF

[jovial flare]

I LVOE u 2

[magic pebble]

OMG

[glossy cipher]

.quote no one

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

[glossy cipher]

.quote saltman

[half canyon]

[#19147] "do you ever feel like a rib cage" - saltman

[magic pebble]

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

[#22488] "mfw death" - eyestudies

[magic pebble]

.quote remove 22488

[half canyon]

Quote 22488 deleted.

[magic pebble]

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

[#33077] "condom is more like a dick suit" - eyestudies

[magic pebble]

o

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#10277] " I'm getting FUCKED by FRIENDSHIP" - maru

[unborn nest]

Same

[grave cobalt]

.quote finn

[half canyon]

[#9738] "Föuf i love yoy bur yoyre making that hard toght niw" - finn

[grave cobalt]

.quote finn

[half canyon]

[#16211] "Get off my dick" - Finn

[grave cobalt]

.quote finn

[half canyon]

[#5976] "My Snapchat is finnyboy_hotdog" - finn

[grave cobalt]

.quote finn

[half canyon]

[#23381] "G stands for Gfuckton of G" - Finn

[grave cobalt]

.quote finn

[half canyon]

[#665] "Iris is a precious smol" - Finn

[livid slate]

@grave cobalt, you just advanced to level 776!

[grave cobalt]

.quote finn

[half canyon]

[#9738] "Föuf i love yoy bur yoyre making that hard toght niw" - finn

[grave cobalt]

.quote finn

[half canyon]

[#7441] "I just wish I had a vagina" - Finn

[grave cobalt]

.quote finn

[half canyon]

[#9741] "Also im bpy who wisges he was a pteretty pribcess" - finn

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

[white terrace]

!level

[calm belfry]

.fw minsk

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[calm belfry]

.wu minsk

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[calm belfry]

.wu grodno

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

One in every 9000 people is an albino.

[glossy cipher]

oh look its me ^^

.fact'

[livid slate]

@glossy cipher, you just advanced to level 36!

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

In France, a five year old child can buy an alcoholic drink in a bar

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

A “2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

All polar bears are left-handed.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

rate limited try later

[glossy cipher]

i just want knowledge

.fact

[half canyon]

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Buckingham Palace has 602 rooms.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Nevada is the driest state in the U.S.. Each year it averages 7.5 inches (19 cm) of rain.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Chameleons can move their eyes in two directions at the same time.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Butterflies can see red, green, and yellow.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Camel’s have three eyelids.

[shut idol]

.fact

[half canyon]

40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

[lavish torrent]

.roll 20

[half canyon]

Alienaura rolled ... 12

[lavish torrent]

that's the first time i do not roll 18

[calm belfry]

.roll 100

[half canyon]

Al Gore rolled ... 75

[white terrace]

!level

[lavish torrent]

!level

[lavish torrent]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/13973-10200-28695.jpg

[half fractal]

Quality

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/8811-17451-16018.jpg

[half fractal]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/32367-2062-4347.jpg

[half fractal]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/17525-12354-23454.jpg

[calm belfry]

.fw minsk

[half canyon]

33F (1C)?! (274.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...CHILLY ... AND CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

The placement of a donkey's eyes in it’s' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

[magic pebble]

.fw vista

[half canyon]

52F (11C)?! (284.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...OKAY ... AND PARTLY CLOUDY. MEH. YEAH THAT'S ABOUT IT. MEH.

[magic pebble]

same

[blazing mulch]

.fm

[half canyon]

Current: Jeff Williams - Not Fall in Love with You [Rwby, Vol. 3 (Original Soundtrack & Score)]
Previous: Jeff Williams - When It Falls (feat. Casey Lee Williams) [Rwby, Vol. 3 (Original Soundtrack & Score)]
http://last.fm/user/BorkFighters

[blazing mulch]

c o o l

[livid smelt]

!level

[livid smelt]

hot

[blazing mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

hotter

WAIT

SALT

GET THE FUCK OFF MY RANK

[wet nest]

!level

[magic pebble]

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

[#28740] "hello womb friends" - eyestudies

[magic pebble]

.quote eyesudies

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[magic pebble]

FUCK

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

[#33078] "no penis allowed" - eyestudies

[magic pebble]

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

[#33077] "condom is more like a dick suit" - eyestudies

[magic pebble]

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

[#29074] "succ" - eyestudies

[magic pebble]

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

[#33748] "play with me anit omg" - eyestudies

[magic pebble]

.quote eyestudies

[half canyon]

[#28740] "hello womb friends" - eyestudies

[magic pebble]

:(

[wet nest]

.quote maru

[half canyon]

[#29733] "YOUR LESBIAN BICEPS INTIMIDATE ME" - Maru

[magic pebble]

hahhaha

.quote marm

[half canyon]

[#1924] "im a quote dealer" - marm

[magic pebble]

oh

[wet nest]

.quote maru

[half canyon]

[#9882] "I almost wanted Iris dead on accident" - Maru

[magic pebble]

.quote marm

[half canyon]

[#14621] "control z my entire body" - marm

[wet nest]

.quote maru

[half canyon]

[#10277] " I'm getting FUCKED by FRIENDSHIP" - maru

[magic pebble]

.quote marm

[half canyon]

[#18550] "FACEBOOK MEMES!!!" - Marm

[magic pebble]

.quote marm

[half canyon]

[#14621] "control z my entire body" - marm

[magic pebble]

.quote maru

[half canyon]

[#23501] "I HOPE YOU
CAN GET IT UP
I'M SOZ" - Maru

[magic pebble]

o

[wet nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#5445] "Brony is a type of brony" - thakyZ

[wet nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#9296] "doggo looks pleased with life, unlike me: maybe I should have a walk and a treat" - pgleo86

[magic pebble]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#10276] "Dizzy is so cute I can't handle it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - maru

[magic pebble]

o

[wet nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#13920] "YOU CAN'T KILL THE STARDEW CHILDREN!!" - Spaztika

[wet nest]

But I can

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20525] "i love my satan baby <3" - fletcher

[magic pebble]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20610] "nothing i say is of top quality" - verrors

[magic pebble]

ABSOLUTELY WRONG

@white terrace EXCUSEM E!

[wet nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#15796] "there's nothing wrong with cum" - paulie/oh my god" -Alcopops

[wet nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2284] "I'm the hottest eyebrow" - cake

[magic pebble]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3688] ".quote" - Iris

[magic pebble]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20085] "wtf lewis why did you kill marm" - Erika

[magic pebble]

wtf lewis...

[glossy cipher]

!level

[uneven star]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20610] "nothing i say is of top quality" - verrors

[uneven star]

!level

[wet nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#717] "Shes the new trump (@Zurnona)" - Rusty

[half fractal]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/Hq0Bq.jpg

[half fractal]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/5MOlO.jpg

[blazing mulch]

.quoye

[livid slate]

@blazing mulch, you just advanced to level 23!

[blazing mulch]

shit

oh

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3688] ".quote" - Iris

[magic pebble]

!level

[magic pebble]

o

rip

[uneven star]

.qoute

.quote

[half canyon]

[#953] "Why u so salty, UB3R-B0T?" - Raven

[quiet scarab]

!level

[compact dove]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#22435] "ghost dicks are fun" - chewpacabra

[compact dove]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2003] "Dank Memes and Sad Dreams" - Shawn

[quiet scarab]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2891] "bad guys.." - Lewis

[quiet scarab]

.quote karthik

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[quiet scarab]

.quote karthik add

[half canyon]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick]

[livid smelt]

.choose real food, candy

[half canyon]

candy

[livid slate]

@livid smelt, you just advanced to level 548!

[livid smelt]

hell ya

[compact dove]

.choose wait for the sweet embrace of death by coughing children, go to ur room

[half canyon]

wait for the sweet embrace of death by coughing children

[compact dove]

dam

[livid smelt]

LOL

rip i'll pray for u

[raven trellis]

.steam memeboyunstoppable

[half canyon]

Frivolous: In-Game: The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth | Most Played (last 2 weeks): The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth @ 16.4 hours (Total: 1,060 hours) | Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:60175949 | http://steamcommunity.com/id/memeboyunstoppable

[raven trellis]

@uneven star

[glossy cipher]

!level

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Antarctica is the only continent that does not have land areas below sea level.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

[ancient gull]

!level

[compact dove]

.fact

[half canyon]

Flies jump backwards during takeoff.

[compact dove]

omg

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

“The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

[magic pebble]

!level

[unborn nest]

!level

[lavish torrent]

.dog

[livid slate]

@lavish torrent, you just advanced to level 37!

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/24141-29115-27188.jpg

[jovial flare]

.timers

[half canyon]

0 timers open.

[jovial flare]

ok

[white terrace]

!level

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3539] "'What's that o for? You're Hot, Dog! EYORK!' Goofy flirted with waluigi" - Marmarru

[blazing mulch]

!level

[torn hamlet]

!level

[half fractal]

.cays

O

.cats

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/ZP93E.jpg

[half fractal]

.dog

[half canyon]

http://random.dog/20549-24554-21155.jpg

[white terrace]

!level

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Some people say that when the black bands on the Woolybear caterpillar are wide, a cold winter is coming.

[ancient gull]

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

[unborn nest]

!level

[magic pebble]

!level

[magic pebble]

nice

[white terrace]

!level

[tranquil ingot]

!level

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Many butterflies can taste with their feet to find out whether the leaf they sit on is good to lay eggs on to be their caterpillars' food or not.

[jaunty pike]

.w

.fact

[half canyon]

Bulgarians are known to be the biggest yogurt eaters in the world.

[white terrace]

!level

[ashen wasp]

!level

[ashen wasp]

sad face !

XD

[white terrace]

xD

.quote

[half canyon]

[#17716] "I'd never hurt you, what the fuck. I'LL KILL YOU" - Jev

[half fractal]

@prisma jasper

[prisma jasper]

omg

[half fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#29735] "i dont believe in moderatino" - aero

[uneven star]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3218] "I don't care if I'm a Mean Bean Machine. Wait, I do. I'm nice." - Spaz

[ivory bolt]

!level

[half fractal]

.w birmingham al

[half canyon]

Birmingham, AL, United States @ Sun, 25 Dec 2016 11:00 AM CST | Mostly Sunny, 73F (23C) (296.15K) | Humidity: 61% | Wind: SSE @ 14mph (22.5km/h)| Sunrise: 6:50 am Sunset: 4:46 pm | Sun: Mostly Sunny, Hi 75F (24C) Lo 58F (14C) | Mon: Partly Cloudy, Hi 71F (22C) Lo 64F (18C)

[half fractal]

@pine remnant

[pine remnant]

my god

that's like summer here

[half fractal]

Welcome to alabama

[uneven star]

.w

[half canyon]

Something is busted with weather; try .wu for now. If you did just use .wu, welp you're fucked. | No results were found for that location.

[uneven star]

.w zwijndrecht

[half canyon]

Zwyndrecht, ZH, Netherlands @ Sun, 25 Dec 2016 07:00 PM CET | Cloudy, 51F (11C) (284.15K) / feels like 46F (8C) (281.15k) | Humidity: 96% | Wind: WSW @ 22mph (35.4km/h)| Sunrise: 8:49 am Sunset: 4:37 pm | Sun: Rain, Hi 55F (13C) Lo 47F (8C) | Mon: Scattered Showers, Hi 54F (12C) Lo 44F (7C)

[magic pebble]

!level

[magic pebble]

:(

still 14...

[unborn nest]

!level

[willow kernel]

.fact

[half canyon]

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

[willow kernel]

.fact

[half canyon]

Insects outnumber humans 100,000,000 to one.

[agile socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

315 entries in Webster’s 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

[willow kernel]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20912] "I lub u ell" - jamie

[agile socket]

.fact

[half canyon]

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

[agile socket]

o.o

[livid slate]

@agile socket, you just advanced to level 1!

[agile socket]

yay

.fact

[half canyon]

The human body is comprised of 80% water.

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2283] "oh" - cake

[fleet vine]

!level

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#32447] "cum is great" - Saltman

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#19158] "I am to shy to have a quote" - Silvia

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#33075] "my thirst for young adult men never ends rip" - saltman

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#18550] "FACEBOOK MEMES!!!" - Marm

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1901] "zurnona is the fursona" - jokerjerome

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#9289] "is everyone's birthday in July?" - I'saar

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2099] "buy me l33t g4m3s" - UB3R-B0T

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#21786] "fozza is life" - ver

[ancient gull]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#31742] "Lewis is king furry" - Kris

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.

[glossy cipher]

knew that

.fact

.fact

[unborn nest]

.fact

[half canyon]

The thyroid cartilage is more commonly known as the adams apple.

[unborn nest]

Quality information

[uneven star]

.fact

[half canyon]

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

[livid slate]

@uneven star, you just advanced to level 540!

[unborn nest]

.fact

[half canyon]

There was once an undersea post office in the Bahamas.

[uneven star]

.fact

[half canyon]

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

[opal basin]

no wayy

[uneven star]

.fact

[half canyon]

The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.

[uneven star]

.fact

[half canyon]

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

[uneven star]

Well this explains a lot

.quote

[half canyon]

[#25780] "date me asshole" - lewis

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2007] "there" - Shawn

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20376] "i feel like im being chased by a fucking titan lol" - ark

[uneven star]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#20620] "I miss the old Potato, straight from the gold Potato. Chopped up the fried potato, set in Mcdonald" - mrpotato

[desert stag]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#27221] "satisfactory human with ovaries....... send proof of existence....." - Magic

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#10277] " I'm getting FUCKED by FRIENDSHIP" - maru

[unborn nest]

same

.quote

[half canyon]

[#25780] "date me asshole" - lewis

[willow kernel]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#11485] "quote that, bazinga" - Lewis

[willow kernel]

.quote dad

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[agile socket]

.quote #1

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, talk more, losers. (Syntax: .quote [#|nick|add|remove] ["quote"|#] [- nick])

[agile socket]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#634] "brb kms" - Me

[agile socket]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2676] "go home" - Lewis

[agile socket]

ok ;-;

[unborn nest]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#17090] "i want to put it in my mouth tbh" - Aestival

[calm belfry]

.fw minsk

[half canyon]

35F (2C)?! (275.15K)?! IT'S FUCKING...CHILLY ... AND CLOUDY. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY CLOUDS ARE FUCKIN DEpRESSING AND SHIT I LOVE IT

[calm belfry]

.fact

[half canyon]

The state of Maryland has no natural Lakes.

[blazing mulch]

!level

[blazing mulch]

Nice

[half fractal]

.cat

[half canyon]

http://random.cat/i/KNeEt.jpg

[real jasper]

!rank

[opal basin]

!level

[real jasper]

ohhhhhh

[opal basin]

that's the command, friend!

💗

[real jasper]

❤

!level

[half fractal]

!level

[unborn nest]

!level

[white terrace]

!level

[livid smelt]

@!level

fuKC

!level

[livid smelt]

FUCK

.choose drank, nah

[half canyon]

drank

[livid smelt]

hell ya bot 😏

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

The “spot” on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Flies jump backwards during takeoff.

[glossy cipher]

.fact

[half canyon]

Most insects are beneficial to people because they eat other insects, pollinate crops, are food for other animals, make products we use (like honey and silk) or have medical uses.

[half fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.

[glossy cipher]

.choose 1, 2, 3, 4

[half canyon]

3

[magic pebble]

!level

[magic pebble]

k

[opaque grail]

!level

[opaque grail]

.choose stardew valley, happy home designer, mariokart

[half canyon]

stardew valley

[worn iron]

!level

[worn iron]

nice

[livid smelt]

.choose GET OFF YOUR FICKING ASSHOLE

[half canyon]

GET OFF YOUR FICKING ASSHOLE

[livid smelt]

ok thank

ill stand up

also

!level

[livid smelt]

hell ya

OMFG 111 TILL 666 YAAAAAAAAAS

[livid smelt]

.choose GET SOME FUCKING WATER

[half canyon]

GET SOME FUCKING WATER

[livid smelt]

ooo k okokokok

[worn iron]

!level

[jaunty pike]

.yt

.yt Queen Somebody to love

[half canyon]

Queen - Somebody To Love (Official Video) - https://youtu.be/kijpcUv-b8M [ 48,215,328 views | 4.89 rating w/ 199,612 likes (4,332 dislikes) | Duration: 5m10s | Uploaded: 2013-08-07 by Queen Official ]

[lavish torrent]

.roll 20

[half canyon]

Alienaura rolled ... 9

[lavish torrent]

.roll 7

[half canyon]

Alienaura rolled ... 7

[warm pumice]

!level

[warm pumice]

!abigail

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Ea40WqI.jpg

[warm pumice]

!ranks

[livid slate]

Level 1: Villager
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Rancher

[warm pumice]

.roll

[half canyon]

Junimo rolled ... 1

[livid slate]

@warm pumice, you just advanced to level 1!

[warm pumice]

.roll

[half canyon]

Junimo rolled ... 2

[warm pumice]

.roll

[half canyon]

Junimo rolled ... 4

[warm pumice]

.roll

[half canyon]

Junimo rolled ... 6

[warm pumice]

.roll 300

[half canyon]

Junimo rolled ... 122

[warm pumice]

!level

[worn iron]

!level

[worn iron]

!penny

[livid slate]

http://i.imgur.com/Q0oPzPb.jpg

[worn iron]

what are these pictures

i am so confused

[livid smelt]

!level

[livid smelt]

hot

[worn iron]

Whew ranked 5th

[livid smelt]

whew ok sorry um

[grave cobalt]

I joined in Feb or March but I've left twice so

.userinfo

[half canyon]

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   id:       "124273533034561536",
   nickname: "Finngle Bells",
   avatar:   "https://discordapp.com/api/users/124273533034561536/avatars/57e87282109038cc5de72807bab748c5.jpg",
   created:  "12/9/2015 10:18:39 PM UTC",
   joined:   "9/22/2016 5:06:55 PM UTC",
   roles:    "Shepherd, Farmer, Rancher, Halloween 2016, Christmas 2016, Artisan, Villager, @every​one"
}```

[livid smelt]

but ya i been here since sept 13 and i talk my face off

[worn iron]

.userinfo

[half canyon]

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   nickname: "",
   avatar:   "https://discordapp.com/api/users/157887056608100352/avatars/2abd7993a860611b6d1d9c6fc2a21327.jpg",
   created:  "3/11/2016 4:26:47 PM UTC",
   joined:   "12/25/2016 5:26:30 PM UTC",
   roles:    "Villager, @every​one"
}```