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safe dragon
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happy birthday, we are the same age

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I'm 28 right now but 29 in a few days

safe dragon
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I'm 28 and became that in february

sand frost
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my age: younger than the mountains, older than the trees

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That’s happened multiple times lately, I didn’t even log in to redeem my DP last month. (I did this month though)

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My age: ancient. Older than the stars

sand frost
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i haven't logged back in in literal months

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Older than Elizabeth

sand frost
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hahaha

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that part is legit true though

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i would say the stars are older than the mountains and the trees

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i feel like i got trained too hard as a child never to say anything personal on the internet

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Theoretically couldn’t there be stars that are that young? Not likely, but the universe is big…

sand frost
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well, true, but I think they still take at least a few million years?

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and I'm definitely older than some trees

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Anyways

safe dragon
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for all we know we are all older than a star somewhere

sand frost
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baby trees

safe dragon
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that star's light would not have made its way to earth yet probably

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Crumble, wren, clearly we need to start a secret thread here only for people born 1996-1998ish

sand frost
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congrats on becoming perfect!

safe dragon
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sidenote: I like the keep up on new C# things but it's the only language I do that for to this level of detail

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I'd cry myself to sleep if I tried to keep up to date on whatever the hell happens in javascript at all times

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I keep an eye on css stuff too, though not quite as much as c#

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# sand frost congrats on becoming perfect!

I assume this a joke of some kind relating to the number 28, however I’ll take this another direction.

Did you hit your head, how on earth could you possibly think I’m remotely near the slim possibility or being partially perfect even in theory.

sand frost
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28 is a perfect number!

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sadly the next perfect number is 243 i think?

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so if it makes you feel better, perfection is temporary

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sand frost
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oops, 496

safe dragon
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ah well same despite me not having played the game much in years

sand frost
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so, you know, maybe if there's some massive technological innovation

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I absorb minecraft updates through osmosis, but haven't been actively interested in them in years

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sand frost
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hmmm

safe dragon
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I guess I also keep up to date on what happens in Elixir but it's not that much so it doesn't take much effort to keep up with

sand frost
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I had a cube-themed birthday when I turned a cube number

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I haven’t played more than an hour or two of Minecraft in years

sand frost
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made a cube cake and served cube-shaped foods

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And yet I religiously watch new uploads that EthosLab puts out

safe dragon
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as you should

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etho is so calming to watch

safe dragon
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he's probably the person I've been subscribed to the longest

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I miss the days he posted every day. I know he got burnt out and is also especially busy with irl stuff these days (hence once a month or less uploads lately) though

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Speaking of MC, watched the movie on Sunday with a friend. It’s pretty dumb but also very fun, which is all I care about

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I have some gameplay related criticisms though 😛 How dare it not be 100% accurate to what a player can do in game

safe dragon
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sue them

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I sadly keep up with python updates

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It seems like it’d be a pretty chill world to live in, as long as I got a WiFi signal through the portal 😛

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I say "sadly" because I'm stuck on an old version of python

sand frost
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i keep up with no updates, but i probably should keep up with python updates

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It's more watching and hoping

sand frost
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one of my students had the classic python nightmare of having 2 pythons installed at once and trying to manage packages

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sand frost
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he finally escaped it but i was not able to be super helpful unfortunately

safe dragon
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Oh I would have murdered thr whole machine and started over

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happy birthday! SMCPufferHeart

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I would have declared that machine a superfund site

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safe dragon
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it could be worse and y'all could be stuck on .NET framework

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/me shivers

crystal wren
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We were for a good while!

safe dragon
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oh I'm sure

pliant snow
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Also, flashbacks to when pathos converted DGA source generators to text templates for backwards compatibility despite how much effort I put into figuring them out

sand frost
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safe dragon
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it's ok I'm still maintaining a VB.NET project myself

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which is running on .NET 6

past dawn
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I worked in VB6 for a while, not NET6, actual VB6 lol

safe dragon
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honestly I have no idea why it's vb.net... This project was started like 2 years ago

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safe dragon
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the person who made that decision has left

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Clearly, they foresaw you coming and wanted to make sure you suffered

safe dragon
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definitely

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VB.NET is basically modernized VB6 that can actually use a console and other QoL things

safe dragon
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considering their way of programming was described to me as "he asked chatgpt" I think I can fairly assume the use of vb.net was barely a decision and more the thing they happened to find an example of first

past dawn
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VB6 had no way to run as a console program lol

safe dragon
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good, silly people and their consoles

crystal wren
safe dragon
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oh I know

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luckily he works for the government now

pliant snow
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.NET is the devils work

safe dragon
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no no no

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.NET Framework is the devils work

pliant snow
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I'm surprised chatgpt is two years old

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Dang it I was gonna make a vibe coding joke but then I scroll down and DH did it already 😔

past dawn
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Anyone heard some of the Klingon programming/programmer jokes?

safe dragon
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honestly it's not an exaggeration when I say that the first time I saw that person's code projects and realized I now had to develop for them I felt genuine dread and wondered why I accepted the job

safe dragon
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at this point none of the code he or the other predecessor wrote still exists honestly

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I shall pray my company will continue to be against code assistants for as long as possible

sand frost
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i watched one of my students use chatgpt to arithmetic and i despaired on the inside

safe dragon
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please use wolfram alpha for that

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And is more likely to be right

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In the distant year of 2023 the company I worked at was embracing AI. Summaries for our meetings, automated code reviews that were supposed to pay attention to (spoiler alert: I didn’t), told to consult it with our ideas as we made things, etc.

I wonder if they ever got past that revenue slump that made them give everyone a 20% pay cut (when we already being paid below US market rate).

Last time I saw one of their linked in posts they were using a very clearly AI generated image for every single one

sand frost
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a freakin calculator from 1984 would be fine

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I have given wolfram some real dumb shit

sand frost
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i don't mandate my students be good or fast at mental arithmetic but i feel like being reliable with a calculator is important

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I enjoy being able to just say (7.54 * hbar ) and it figuring it the fuck out

sand frost
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also, they were doing all their other work in google sheets at the same time

safe dragon
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had a database engineer at work ask chatgpt if a rollback clears temp tables

sand frost
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they could have just made a new cell

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and made google sheets do it

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(i was making them graph stuff)

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sand frost
past dawn
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All Klingons who develop code for the glory of the empire follow this "Code of Honour" for software "code warriors".

Specifications are for the weak and timid.

State-of-the-art hardware is a prerequisite to do battle with code.

One cannot truly appreciate "Dilbert" without reading it in the original Klingon.

Indentation is for enemy skulls, not code.

Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.

Klingon function calls have no parameters. They have arguments! And they always win them.

Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.

Quality Assurance issues are best solved with a Batleth.

A true Klingon warrior does not comment his code.

Our users shall know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

sand frost
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i use the spotlight search calculator on a mac

safe dragon
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don't worry. Excel 365 has copilot integration for cases like this

sand frost
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literally command-space and then start typing the equation

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safe dragon
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chatgpt did give a reasonable answer... "it's a rollback, of course it does"

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paraphrasing

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sand frost
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hbar is some quantum nonsense

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Ish

safe dragon
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planck's constant telling me the real world is actually discretized and not continuous

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(I have no idea how it works)

sand frost
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in my book, we shove the quantum nonsense under the bed and pretend it's not there

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sand frost
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wave our hands and say "spooooky"

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there is a "smallest size of thing" for some definitions of smallest size of thing

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like, everything is made of atoms, right?

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sand frost
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and atoms only come in so many sizes, and are made of smaller stuffs but you stop being able to zoom in farther at some point

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Quantum mechanics is my favorite thing I’m fascinated with but too incompetent at advanced math to bother actually understanding (as much as it is understood today)

sand frost
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don't worry though it's real small only atra has to worry about it

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and maybe like quantum physicists or something

safe dragon
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sand frost
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I enjoy teaching engineering because everything is built on fairly plausible mostly-true lies

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safe dragon
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I'm more credible than chatgpt

sand frost
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because i don't wanna

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I've taken a couple classes that touched on quantum but more from the math side

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sand frost
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that's so true

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i love to pretend relativity doesn't exist

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we can just add and subtract velocities

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When I did my quantum mechanics Wikipedia rabbit hole a month or two ago I think I saw it was something studied with nuclear physics to some extent? Could be misremembering. But if so, I have a friend who might be knowledgeable on the subject since she’s working in her phd in some nuclear research field these days

sand frost
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no problems here

safe dragon
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sand frost
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yeah the nuclear people gotta worry about that kind of nonsense too

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i also do not nuclear

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i mean, nuclear people often work at a slightly larger length-scale (atoms instead of little bits that make up atoms)

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sand frost
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but surely they have to know some of the theory

safe dragon
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it is though I have no sources rn I'd have to google

sand frost
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is the answer more lead?

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Google not chat gpt? Get with the times

sand frost
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did they make the floor full of lead?

safe dragon
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don't worry. With google these days it's juat about shit as chatgpt at finding info

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If they feel they do they are lying to themselves

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sand frost
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yeahhhh i don't trust it

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i can see it's mostly just picking up numbers from websites (half my googling is to get specific numbers)

safe dragon
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I literally scroll past the google ai every single time. Don’t even bother reading it

sand frost
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and it's often but not always good at picking the numbers

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I am regrettably incapable of not reading something

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safe dragon
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switch to duckduckgo and get their AI summary instead

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safe dragon
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🙏

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And assuming that’s an owl, they’re known for being wise, even more reason to trust you

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When I need advice I always go to owls wearing comically large food as a hat

sand frost
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is it an option to put the food hat on the owl?

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like do you need to find an owl already wearing the hat, or can you just find an owl and hattify?

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One already wearing one is best, because the longer they wear the food the more their wisdom multiplies

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But an owl willing to wear a food hat must already be pretty wise among non food wearing folk

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So the latter will do in a pinch

safe dragon
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Yeah I have a hard time comprehending that. I know people use it as a way to explain how we can still have free will, but that’s not really necessary unless you’re the kind of person to exclude everything that can’t be observed in the physical world (such as spirituality even outside of religion)

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sand frost
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atra are you a physicist now 👀

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Probably partially due to being raised religious, I still lean towards something like a soul existing

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Especially the electron version

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worn remnant
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hot (?) take: none of us have free will, but that's not meaningfully distinguishable from us having it, so go enjoy yourself

safe dragon
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To me whether the world is deterministic is entirely irrelevant to whether we have free will. Just because there is some way to predict how any person will act in advance does not mean you did not make a choice. Choices as a concept exist at a level much higher than physics

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sand frost
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honestly i hardly ever think about free will

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Me too

sand frost
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mostly i just do things

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and some of those definitely feel like choices to me

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i leave the philosophy to my students, and the engineering analysis to me

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But I suppose I’m sometimes fond of blabbering about things I don’t know much about while I think about them (as long as I don’t try to present my random thoughts as truths)

safe dragon
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if your friend knows you well enough to know what you'd do in advance it doesn't mean you never made a choice either so why is some perfect hypothetical super system that knows how literally anything anywhere ever always works suddenly stop it from being free will

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safe dragon
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😌

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safe dragon
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I guess when people say free will they more mean that they want there to be something "beyond" what is governed by any physical phenomenon

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I’ve never made some of the connections from this conversation before, which is what makes it fun to talk or think about to me

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worn remnant
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corollary: you are welcome to consider it not an illusion, for the same reason

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One of the main reasons I consider something like a soul to exist is our ability to perceive things beyond how our machines do. Like, I don’t just process input and make an output, I’m actually seeing myself holding my phone in front of me as an image. And (presumably) everyone else does too

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It’s of course very abstract and nebulous to think about/describe but it feels to me like mere biological circuitry couldn’t do that

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We should just have a bot rename the channel every day or so to a new off topic topic

safe dragon
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my view of the world is perhaps a little boring in the sense that I don't believe there's anything beyond what is govorned by some kind of logical predictable system even if that logic takes place as at a level of complexity that it might as well be random

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safe dragon
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I'm sure you'll find many interpretations of what a soul would be

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and where people draw the line on whether an organism does or doesn't have a soul

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in general I ascribe to interpretations that don't make humans special in this regard

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sand frost
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i feel like the big questions i spend more time grappling with are things like how to be fair, what is fairness, how to be kind even when you are tired or grouchy, how to make the world a better place when it's so big and you're just one person

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do we have souls? idk but we should probably be kind either way

safe dragon
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I'd definitely say there's more important questions out there than the existence of souls or free will...

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though physics was born out of asking such questions

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Yeah on the very rare occasion I even think about this sort of thing, it’s very much a thought experiment sort of thing. Not like I can do anything with the conclusion I reach.

These days I don’t fall under humans being ultra special either (beyond our biology having turned out to be the best suited for all the control over the world we have, but on a coincidental level rather than a designed level)

sand frost
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i guess another thing i spend a lot of time thinking about is how people learn and how to get them to learn better. the nature of motivation and understanding.

safe dragon
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sounds like the kind of thing a teacher would think about smh

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I’m sure a lot of my viewpoints are heavily influenced by being raised Christian too (even if I don’t fall under those beliefs anymore).

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But I suppose everyone can say their viewpoints are influenced by their past experiences, that’s kinda the point

safe dragon
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I'm sure many of my viewpoints were influenced by growing up in a mostly atheistic environment yes

sand frost
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i guess mine from atheistic/buddhist 😛

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with a side of ancestor worship

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Thankfully my parents were more on the side of kind Christians rather than hateful ones (even if looking back many people in our church weren’t the same way)

worn remnant
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i grew up diet catholic (episcopalian) and i jettisoned it as soon as possible /lh

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My parents are awesome. Not perfect of course, but I can only think of one time for each of them that I’ve ever been genuinely hurt by something they said (and never any actions)

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safe dragon
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my mom grew up catholic and my dad protestant but by the time I was born not even any of my grandparents still really ascribed to any religion anymore. The closest to a religion anyone came was that one of my grandmas believed in a very specific subsection of magical mediums/espers

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My mom was Baptist but dad was Lutheran. Mom ended up joining the Lutheran church largely because of their views on babies from miscarriages and such (if I remember correctly, though I think there were some other factors leading up to that point)

safe dragon
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and as much as my mom says she knows it's nonsense I think deep down she believes you can jinx things

sand frost
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buddhism is big on like trying to generally be good for the world and positive karma and all that so i guess maybe some of that did wear off on me. on the other hand reincarnation and ancestor worship always stuck me as a particularly weird thing to try to reconcile.

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Can she jinx <redacted per server rules> please

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rain apex
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KARcasey...
KARsey

safe dragon
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carcassy

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rain apex
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You can have 3 KAR if u want

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safe dragon
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car 2 will fix traffic

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If there’s any reason I need to hang on to things a bit longer despite the world, it’s KAR 2 (semi-/s)

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rain apex
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I don't think Buddhism and ancestor worship r that incompatible cus one of the things is like, getting out of the big wheel of reincarnation

sand frost
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i guess i don't really believe any of my ancestors were THAT good

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like they seem alright and all, but not saints 😛

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I’m eepy and want to sleep but instead I’m spending hours chatting on my phone, smh

sand frost
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is KAR 2 like cars 2?

rain apex
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When me grandpa died we did a whole thing to help him with the big wheel or something

safe dragon
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I'm pretending that all I'm feeling is hay fever and that I'm not becoming sick

rain apex
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I felt a little bit better afterwards

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Even tho I'm not all that religious normally

sand frost
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like when we put up incense and do a little pray thing, i feel like theologically, who are we praying to? the spirits of ancestors get reborn and all so it seems weird to pray to theoretically real people/beings

safe dragon
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I missed some of these messages so when I saw you refer to a wheel all I could thing of was cheese wheels

sand frost
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cheese wheels: also a good wheel SDVpuffersquee

safe dragon
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I do love cheese wheels

rain apex
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Well i always interpreted as telling your great^n parents that you are doing good

sand frost
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like i do still put fruit up and all, i just find it funny

rain apex
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And wire them some hell money

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# sand frost is KAR 2 like cars 2?

Isn’t cars 2 generally considered worse? Let’s hope not, KAR 1 was already poorly received at the time to begin with (largely because it came out around the same time as Mario kart and F Zero and people compared them as racing games while ignoring the true Peak that is City Trial, but still)

sand frost
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i also think it's funny that we are always very practical and leave the fruit for a day or two then eat it

sand frost
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i do not watch that many movies 😛

safe dragon
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I believe cars 2 is considered the worst one...

sand frost
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i would also theorize there are cars in the movie

safe dragon
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I don't know how many there are but I know there's at least 3

rain apex
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Crumble would you like to exit the big cheese wheel

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Cars 2 is the spy one right? I don’t even know the plot of the other one after the first (3 I suppose)

safe dragon
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no why would I want to leave cheese

rain apex
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No enlightenment for you

safe dragon
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it's fine, I have cheese

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Cheese wheels make me think of the Skyrim memes

sand frost
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is there cheese in skyrim?

safe dragon
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yes

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cursive sigil
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There's cheese wheels in Skyrim

safe dragon
# devout vault Cheese wheels make me think of the Skyrim memes

The Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake is an annual event held on the Spring Bank Holiday at Cooper's Hill, at Brockworth near Gloucester, England. Participants race down the 200-yard (180 m) long hill chasing a wheel of Double Gloucester cheese. It is uncertain when the tradition first began, and is possibly much older than its earliest know...

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# sand frost is there cheese in skyrim?

People joke about how you can hoard cheese wheels and if you’re low on health pause the game by opening your inventory and devouring 20 cheese wheels at once to refill your health

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20 might be in the low side?

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rain apex
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The giants in Skyrim have these big ol bins of mammoth cheese that looks really tasty

sand frost
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the cheese in that race is so much smaller than i thought!

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only like 8lbs!

sand frost
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won the ladies race in 2023, despite finishing unconscious

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this sure is a quote

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safe dragon
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not just "unaware"... "uncultured"

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I have played this

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I’m only realizing after your message that that was a pun

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One of the very rare cases where a pun was truly unintended

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However, I stand by it. Puns are something to be proud of, not ashamed of

sand frost
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i am the uncultured

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# sand frost i am the uncultured

By becoming cultured, you too can have the privilege of becoming a wonderful cheese wheel.

…Though hopefully not as round as me just saying

safe dragon
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reminding me of uni where we had to determine the "roundness" of a shape using the fourier series

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I never learned what a Fourier anything was and I refuse to learn, it sounds too mathy and scares me

safe dragon
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it should

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I hate the fourier series for how useful it is

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If I ever need it for a mod for some crazy reason I’ll bug Elizabeth to help me like I did with matrices

safe dragon
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why is such an incredibly useful and commonly utilized bit of mathematics so difficult to understand hc_pensive

sand frost
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fourier series just means that any repeating pattern can be represented as the sum of sines and cosines

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(well, one of the fourier things)

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(some of the others are more annoying—i never got the hang of discrete fourier)

safe dragon
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at its core yes

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I do conceptually understand what it does

pliant snow
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Make wave graph be spikey graph if there lot of frequency

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sand frost
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so there's a square wave in blue

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the four pictures show what happens if you try to make a square wave by adding up sines and cosines (wiggly waves)

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so you can see they get closer and closer to the square wave

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basically i think the picture version is the easiest way to understand

crystal wren
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Feels like an integration thing, but probably not, and I am probably wildly off base because I do not maths.

sand frost
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there's some calculus hiding behind the nice pictures

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but shhhh just look at the nice pictures

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safe dragon
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a basic example. If you can take an audio signal (aka a whole bunch of different wavelengths smushed together) you can use the fourier transform to break that down to each individual wave it's made out of and remove ones you don't want like maybe a high pitch background noise and then put then together again in a new modified audio signal

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Huh, weird

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I knew it was used a bunch in signal processing but didn’t understand what it was used for

crystal wren
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(It's how these are made!)

safe dragon
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the entire field of audio processing honestly revolves around fourier

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I know it's also used in electrical engineering but idk in what form exactly

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This goes back to something I said to my aunt within the past few hours

safe dragon
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clarke's three laws and all that

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

safe dragon
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presumably

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I had to use fourier once for object recognition in that same damn class as the roundness

cinder karma
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(Small signal analysis too)

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That's a....fuck

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I used to know this

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My notes would have called it a packet Fourier but that isn't the technical term

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# sand frost

My favorite is the same picture but for Taylor series

crystal wren
pliant snow
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Is it time to start looking into sonarr and the like...

marble jewel
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Look up awesome-arr for a variety of self-hosted tools to manage your personal collections

pliant snow
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Its always felt like overkill, and ive been torn on whether to use a vps or an old machine and whether its worth it...

marble jewel
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I am very pleased with my setup

pliant snow
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Where are you running it

marble jewel
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Here is my "Homepage" instance with most of the services I'm hosting

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Some aren't linked here, like headless services that I run from docker/dockge

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Gluetun is what I use to run certain containers behind a vps

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The majority of my services are running on my unraid server

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My latest homelab project is using rotz to finally have all of my config version controlled, and consistent across windows, linux, and mac

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Not to mention it should give me the ability to recreate a good chunk of my setup from scratch whenever I need to do that

marble jewel
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Also everything is private in that you have to belong to my tailscale network in order to access any of it. So even between services and clients it's all vpn tunnels.

pliant snow
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Yeah, I have a somewhat similar setup, but it's mainly on just one machine

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I have an old one tho that I was debating using for arr stuff, so I dont have to worry about it on my main one

marble jewel
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The one exception is I share a couple things with friends/family using the public internet, but even in that case my VPS hosts a reverse proxy that itself is only connecting to those specific services through the tailscale tunnel

pliant snow
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Oh does that work?

marble jewel
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Yup, and it's good enough for streaming

pliant snow
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Huh. I used to expose my jellyfin, but was a bit wary of it, and it wasnt feasible once I started using tailscale, but maybe I still could

marble jewel
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I found a VPS that is reasonably priced, hosted in my same region, and offers unlimited bandwidth

pliant snow
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So you arent using a vpn, youre routing arr stuff through your own VPS

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and making it their problem lol

marble jewel
#

I am using both a VPN and a VPS

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Gluetun makes the egress traffic from specified containers all route through the VPN

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Since the container's traffic is going through Gluetun, their webui ports are in gluetun, which still allows me to reverse proxy those through the gluetun container, if that makes sense

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So instead of going to container_name:port, it proxies gluetun:port, which is accessible to me by my own domain. The other part is I use blocky for dns so that the domain routes to my server's tailscale ip address.

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For VPN I'm just using the one that comes with a Proton membership

rotund violet
#

Also, jellyfin's metadata system is ass without starr. Probably not entirely jellyfin devs' fault, more TMDB's fault for having terrible search, but either way I never got good results without the whole stack.

pliant snow
#

I mostly don't have issues with Jellyfin's metadata, although when something doesn't want to cooperate, then it really doesn't want to

rotund violet
#

Yeah exactly, maybe it works for 90% of what's in your library, but for the other 10% it will flat out refuse to find the correct entry no matter what kind of naming hoops you try to jump through, and will infuriate you because what it actually comes up with is not even close, often not even in the right language. The *arrs do a great job of automating most of that, and make it very easy (albeit slightly tedious) to work through the manual cleanup steps where automation fails.

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If you let the *arrs manage all the metadata and completely turn it off in jellyfin, everything works great.

devout vault
#

Is this what non-coders feel like when they peek in #making-mods-general while the c# nerds are talking

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“I know several of these words, but what in the world do they mean when put together like this”

pliant snow
pliant snow
rotund violet
#

That said, it's considered "proper" setup to have everything (app data and media) on a single filesystem with a standard structure. It's more work to get all the paths and mounts straight otherwise.

pliant snow
#

That's what I mean, it'll be on a second machine, so I wont get the benefits (unless I want to muck about with NFS, which I dont particularly)

rotund violet
#

Why though, why not just run it all on one?

pliant snow
#

So I can have a single "you need to be on the VPN at all times" machine, and the other where I can just do whatever

rotund violet
#

I don't think you really need that with just jellyfin and the starrs. If there are specific things you need behind a VPN, that's what gluetun is for, like Matt said. You set up that particular container to use gluetun for its networking and it's forced to route all its traffic through the VPN, at the container level.

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But why would you need the jellyfin instance to be on the VPN, and not the starrs? That doesn't compute for me.

pliant snow
#

it wouldnt be, its on the main server

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I could use gluetun, and I probably will, but I still like the separation

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plus if I want to put it on a vps, I can just do so, or if i decide I dont need it

rotund violet
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯ if you say so. It really seems illogical to me to want them on separate physical servers. Separate containers, yes, and that's the normal way to set them up.

marble jewel
#

They have entirely different jobs, the only thing they may share is storage, but even in my case the storage is physically separate and syncs up using lftp and a custom cron task

rotund violet
#

Duplicating the entire media library could be a lot of storage depending on the size of said library...

marble jewel
#

I will say, it may not work perfectly out of the box. Some of how mine is setup depends on custom scripts that run on completion and such. The starr side of things is only a transient location for me.

rotund violet
#

Yeah, that's probably kind of sketchy, I'm sure you can get it to work but it's not designed to work without actually having access to the underlying media and a lot of features depend on that.

marble jewel
#

The main thing being upgrading to a desired quality, but I still get that. For me a download is "done" if I've reached my desired quality/score or if I've consumed the media (by watching it). So there is a bit of duplication for everything which is in that state.

rotund violet
#

I guess so, though also for knowing what's missing, and for integration with all the other apps (like grabbing subs).

dusty pollen
#

guys Casey is trying to give us a virus SDVpufferwaaah /lh

devout vault
#

Alas, my plot has been foiled

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(It worked fine the other day but isn't loading for me now either, weird)

dusty pollen
#

whoever decided that the way discord mobile jumps to messages should be to scroll to the message no matter how long it takes should be tried in court for their crimes against UX

devout vault
#

Is that new? I haven't updated my mobile discord in ages and haven't seen that

dusty pollen
#

it's always been that way for me I think? hold on let me show you what I mean haha

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I start recording and it immediately starts being sane.

thank you discord, very cool

devout vault
#

<flashbacks to tech problems fixing themselves when dad came over to see what the problem was>

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Huh, that's bizarre and definitely seems annoying

dusty pollen
#

11s of scrolling for this conversation every time I bounce between where I'm currently reading and now pffft

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guess I have to wait until all the messages in between unload again so it's quicker SDVkrobusgiggle

devout vault
#

On my phone it seems to try and jump to the message instantly, but with older messages (like the one you jumped to) it seems to just go to some spot vaguely near where I wanted to go

dusty pollen
#

I find that that often happens for me with ignored messages I think

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anyway deleted that because I hate having uncropped screenshots and screen recordings out, it makes me feel like I'm accidentally leaking info SBVLmaoDog

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toki pona? /lh

devout vault
#

Ignored messages as in from blocked people? I've never blocked anyone so that's not the case here

dusty pollen
#

there's a new discord feature that's like half a block called ignore where it hides their messages but doesn't prevent them from interacting with you in any way, so that haha

devout vault
#

(Assuming that means there are only 120 words in the language)

devout vault
dusty pollen
devout vault
#

The latter part just sounds like German (or at least my incredibly rudimentary understanding of it, mostly from memes)

dusty pollen
#

but I found out about it because there's an unofficial stardew translation for it now haha (or someone is working on one? I can't remember)

rain apex
#

how do u say parsnip in toki pona

devout vault
#

It seems like a lot of things would end up having very long/complex words for them if it's based on composite descriptors

dusty pollen
#

I've used opengl by force against my will and better judgement (it was an assignment for the graphics course at uni)

dusty pollen
dusty pollen
#

crumble what

devout vault
dusty pollen
#

my question is why does a language like that use an alphabet. you have 120 words. you're the perfect candidate for glyphs

devout vault
#

I suppose that also lets you use text wrapping properly as well

devout vault
dusty pollen
#

joke's on you, we were MADE to write haskell

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happy birthday!

dusty pollen
dusty pollen
dusty pollen
dusty pollen
# sand frost

as always I'm glad I stuck so far to the side of pure (as opposed to applied) maths that I never had to encounter that

dusty pollen
#

anyway I'm caught up now SDVkrobusgiggle

devout vault
dusty pollen
#

well, there are a lot of things I would describe as Jewish hell, just not in a literal sense SBVLmaoDog

devout vault
#

The way I had the jealousy stuff explained to me was that jealousy and envy were different, ie. it was natural to feel jealous at times, but taking action to take what you're jealous of away from someone else is bad. Or something like that

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The Job stuff did always seem a bit odd

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Didn't realize the benevolent thing was christian added though

dusty pollen
devout vault
#

Good point, but don't expect a teenager or younger to be an expert on theology 😛

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I think there was probably some argument as to god having a right to whatever he was jealous of, compared to a human being jealous of someone else's wife for example

dusty pollen
devout vault
#

Christianity likes to brand itself as the natural extension to where Judaism was going / what was intended from the beginning, so I guess it'd make sense I'd be out of touch on a lot of the differences

dusty pollen
devout vault
#

Well, at least the brand of christianity I was raised with 😛

dusty pollen
#

I've never heard of that and it's very funny to me as a Jew haha

devout vault
#

And I mean, it seems like a reasonable assumption if you believe all the stuff about jesus's coming being foreshadowed throughout the old testament and what not

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Big if on "if you believe this stuff" though 😛

cursive sigil
#

Hello theology-off-topicSMCKekLmaoDog

devout vault
#

A natural extension of earlier being philosophy-off-topic 😛

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Blame irocendar for responding to things while backreading

dusty pollen
#

(that part is very complicated, I assume you mean the Daniel prophecies?)

devout vault
dusty pollen
#

I will not stand for this! I will reply to things a day late once the topic has moved on like the true out of touch internet denizen I am

devout vault
#

I do that sometimes too, but I don't have the patience to backread large amounts like I used to.

And also, being a bit hypocritical is perfectly in line with being an out of touch internet denizen such as myself too 😛

cursive sigil
#

It is actually really helpful, i don't have to do all the scrolling to backread, just click on all the messages you're replying toSMCKekLmaoDog

devout vault
#

There was a time when I would backread everything that happened in making mods overnight.... but this was back in the early server days when making mods of all types, playing with mods, and user support as well as the regulars getting off topic like this channel is for were all one channel

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Though there was that period of time where the MP mod I made had it's own channel (for both finding people to play with and support) because of how popular it was, relatively speaking

cursive sigil
#

I also used to read everything when i first joined, now i just skim through and i fully read if something really grabs my attention

safe dragon
#

I refuse to read I just vibe

devout vault
#

Please don't vibe code

cursive sigil
#

Just like the people in the comment section of mods

safe dragon
devout vault
#

Wow, are you going to accuse me of not liking "art being democratized" for not being fond of AI art next

ivory shadow
#

Let's invent a new esoteric programming language called vibe

safe dragon
#

it's gotta be on of those that tries to look like natural language except taken too far

cursive sigil
devout vault
#

That just sounds like that I think I heard (I think before april 1st, sadly) about some llm working on developing the ability to turn a prompt straight into an executable

safe dragon
#

I saw that yeah

cursive sigil
#

Oof

cinder karma
safe dragon
#

I've done an entire year of advent of code in haskell hc_pensive

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also had to write a funky compiler using it back in uni

dusty pollen
#

a lot of people hate it though, and I will never quite understand why it's the first programming language that degree teaches SDVkrobusgiggle

safe dragon
#

there would definitely be less daunting introductions to functional programming than haskell

#

you honestly almost can't do worse

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barring like... Idris or something

cinder karma
#

Serious

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What is wrong with your school, iro

sand frost
#

You’ll be a cube soon!

safe dragon
#

I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought about 27 being a cube year

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clearly most people around me irl don't care about neat math ages

sand frost
#

That’s a shame cause it makes for a fun birthday party

cinder karma
#

Tbh I stopped celebrating my birthday by the time I was in my teens

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It doesn't exist anymore

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Every year I get older and sadder about it

safe dragon
#

since I turned 18 my bday has been celebrated pretty much the same way

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my family comes over or I go there and we eat something nice

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in the past we usually went to a sushi place but now that my sister has a young kid that hasn't been particularly feasible

sand frost
dusty pollen
dusty pollen
dusty pollen
safe dragon
#

oh dear god

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that's a good way to reduce the student count

dusty pollen
#

term 1 year 1. The only programming you do that term pffft

safe dragon
#

my introduction to haskell was term 1 year 2

dusty pollen
#

in terms 2 and 3 you get to learn imperative programming, but to keep the link to term 1’s functional programming, they make you do it in scala, which is one of the languages with the most bewildering decisions I have ever seen

safe dragon
#

what an odd curriculum

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starting you out with two languages that have almost no job potential as well

dusty pollen
#

oh so because employers complained about grads from this uni having absolutely no programming skills, they added automated testing to the scala course.

They don’t actually teach it, they just kind of… set a practical on it and leave the TAs to clean up the mess

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this uni is very lucky that just the uni name carries enough weight that usually people don’t have too much trouble finding jobs KEK

safe dragon
#

our software testing course was optional

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C# tho...

dusty pollen
#

real thing that happened in that imperative course btw:

me: what build toolchain do you recommend? I could only find sbt and I have it partially set up but I wanted to hear your opinions
tutor: what’s a build toolchain

safe dragon
#

a handy tutor

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I don't trust languages that have different build tools used by different projects

dusty pollen
#

tbf he was good at the actual course, it’s just that this uni doesn’t like veering too close to actual practical proogramming SBVLmaoDog

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anyway iirc he (and everyone else) was just calling the compiler manually each time or something (or maybe even using a JIT version? it’s been a while)

devout vault
#

Man, at least use a makefile

rain apex
#

Proogram

dusty pollen
sand frost
#

I learned haskell (poorly and in a very limited sense) as my 3rd language

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scheme/lisp as the first, which is way better than haskell for that imo

ivory shadow
#

Well, it's not as bad as I expected, but still annoying. In response to tariffs, Framework is raising their prices in the US by 10% and absorbing the rest of the hit themselves. I hope this nonsense goes away by this summer, when I was planning to order a laptop.

dusty pollen
ivory shadow
#

I feel like no higher educational class on programming has ever been described to me in a way that makes the class sound good

sand frost
#

I've heard some good things about some classes, but none that I took so I can't really give details, I ran away from CS pretty hard in college

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But there was a class that really emphasized writing readable, bug-free code from what I gathered

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lots of grumbles but also conceding that it did improve their skills

dusty pollen
ivory shadow
#

I've got a friend going through a course teaching Java right now and some of the shit they come to me with questions about... it's crazy.

ivory shadow
#

In fact, I wish they'd list the full price of the tarrifs and then subtract off the part of the cost they're absorbing.

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It is a tax, it should be invoiced like a tax.

dusty pollen
ivory shadow
#

I don't think they did?

sand frost
ivory shadow
#

Framework, I mean. I've heard of other companies doing that

dusty pollen
#

or ig maybe they weren't prepaid? it says they're considering it I think

ivory shadow
#

Someone on reddit posted a thing about a graphics card they pre-ordered going up in price like $1,000 and needing to reply to an email if they still wanted it

sand frost
#

I have been adjacent to a variety of STEM fields and the ones I was least impressed by were in CS, though some of that is ML being in CS

dusty pollen
ivory shadow
#

Oh, right, that.

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Pre-orders are weird so I wasn't thinking of those as much as "things that are currently available already"

dusty pollen
#

yeah it just feels a little shitty. I get that since it's a preorder the tariffs will apply to it when it's delivered so they may have to do this but something about not respecting the price they agreed to when people initially preordered seems awkward to me (even if they make sure to warn you first rather than just taking money out)

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god I configured a framework 16 just for the fun of it to see how much it would cost me and it's £1800 without a GPU pffft

cinder karma
rain apex
#

How do i uber convert currency again

cinder karma
#

Then again, my yolo limit order on VT hasn't struck yet

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And I keep on expecting it to

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!convert usd gbp

cinder karma
#

....guess not

dusty pollen
#

.wolfram £1800 to Canadian dollars

heavy daggerBOT
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C$3263.47 (Canadian dollars) (April 9, 2025)

cinder karma
#

.wolfram 1800 euro to usd

heavy daggerBOT
#

$1988.10 (US dollars) (April 8, 2025)

cinder karma
#

My god

dusty pollen
#

that was a pound sign not a euro sign atra SDVpuffersquee

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.wolfram £1800 to usd

heavy daggerBOT
#

$2300.11 (US dollars) (April 8, 2025)

dusty pollen
#

there we go

rain apex
#

Big moni

dusty pollen
#

damn, the euro crashed a lot

rain apex
#

.wolfram £1800 to cad

heavy daggerBOT
#

C$3263.47 (Canadian dollars) (April 9, 2025)

rain apex
#

This is only slightly less than what i paid for my gaming pc that does indeed have real gpu hyperqtwhale

dusty pollen
#

and that configuration wouldn't have a GPU at all... SDVpufferwaaah

supple ether
#

That's three times what I paid for computer parts including a real gpu

dusty pollen
#

that's infinitely more than my pc cost me!

...granted, I got my pc for free because my uni was throwing it away

supple ether
#

Free is the best price

dusty pollen
#

wait, the framework 12 is a yoga laptop? I don't trust those at all SDVpuffersquee

cinder karma
#

Why not?

safe dragon
#

can't trust yoga

dusty pollen
#

in my experience yoga laptops are super fragile and weird

it probably got better on the windows side of things in the several years since I last had the misfortune of seeing one, but I'm definitely not going to bet on Linux compat SDVpuffersquee

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but like the yoga thinkpads for example are famous for random BSoDs (or were back in 2018)

rain apex
#

Cursed hinges yes

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How much are competing products

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I.e. gaming laptops with a igpu

dusty pollen
#

something about the touchscreen and the removable keyboard apparently makes firmware go meow_googly_party

cinder karma
#

Removable?

cyan shadow
#

I had an HP x360 touchscreen laptop before my current one, it was fine
It didn't have a removable keyboard though, it just folded into a tablet

cinder karma
#

Tbh I have a yoga computer

dusty pollen
#

you are asking the wrong person SDVpuffersquee nothing I own was bought by me or is newer than 2016

cinder karma
#

Thr touch screen never worked for linux

dusty pollen
#

does the framework 12 also only have one ram slot? I mean it makes sense for a 12" laptop it just surprised me

safe dragon
#

I want a laptop with specifically 3

pliant snow
#

ah yes, tri-channel memory

dusty pollen
#

also are the expansion cards just usb-c to (whatever port) dongles in a form factor that slots into the framework Squint

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I am confusion

dusty pollen
lethal walrus
#

you could

ivory shadow
lethal walrus
#

but then you'd have big recesses

ivory shadow
#

Since there's no US price for obvious reasons and I don't keep up with non-US prices

lethal walrus
#

how do the framework model numbers work? is it screen size?

ivory shadow
#

Yes

lethal walrus
#

ah

ivory shadow
#

The 12 is a 12-inch model, that has a touchscreen and 180 degree hinge.

The 13 and 16 are 13-inch and 16-inch respectively, with no touchscreen and normal hinges.

dusty pollen
#

this also just made me giggle but one of their job listings has, among their requirements, all three of a bachelor's degree, an understanding of discord bots, and a love of memes, and I find that combination so funny

ivory shadow
#

Err, yeah

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Sorry I am a little distracted

lethal walrus
ivory shadow
#

Well, 719 CAD is 519 USD. I was expecting around $500 USD for this to make sense at all.

lethal walrus
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A desire and ability to wear multiple hats in the early stages of a company, including direct engagement with the community, organizing digital events, and working with internal and external partners.
i thought they had fun hats :(

dusty pollen
# cinder karma Apply, lol

unfortunately I live across an ocean and do not have a degree in the required fields nor any desire to do this kind of community management SDVpuffersquee

ivory shadow
#

A bachelor's degree for a community manager?

lethal walrus
dusty pollen
#

in communications or marketing apparently, yeah. Plus three years' experience

dusty pollen
#

oh actually they'll accept a technical field too SDVpuffersquee ig it's only the experience that's holding me back

dusty pollen
# cinder karma Apply, lol

(if I'm being honest the only thing holding me back is this bullet point, I don't like to be perceived and also have an accent haha)

lethal walrus
#

fair enough

dusty pollen
#

might still end up applying ngl, what's the worst that could happen SBVLmaoDog it's a lot of money and I can probably come up with something that counts towards the experience

cinder karma
#

Multiple hats is code for "you have the duties of three jobs"

dusty pollen
#

"and they'll be laid out as vaguely as possible"

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but like that's also normal for startups afaik

lethal walrus
cinder karma
dusty pollen
lethal walrus
#

technician as in.. hardware..?

dusty pollen
#

as in setting up their network and stuff I think?

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like the ethernet network

#

it was so strange

cinder karma
lethal walrus
#

weird combination then

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well they're both internet! /s

dusty pollen
#

yeah, I can't really think of someone I'd want less involved in IT stuff than devops engineers lmao

dusty pollen
#

honestly beret guy has been proven to be an asset to every company he was shown at

lethal walrus
#

wear all 3 hats at once

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the more hats, the better

ivory shadow
#

With the latest update on tariffs as of a few minutes ago, we're returning our system pricing to where it was before this change. We're working on this now and will have more updates soon.

Framework (@frame.work)
With 32% tariffs on Taiwan in effect, we’ve increased system pricing for US customers by 10%. For now, we’re absorbing the remaining tariff cost. For our lowest-priced base configurations, where we can’t afford to absorb the tariffs, we’re currently pausing sale to the US.

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Maybe I should place my order now?

lethal walrus
#

as in, they are absorbing all of the tariff costs?

ivory shadow
#

That's what it sounds like

lethal walrus
#

oh very cool

worn remnant
#

fellas, is it cool when import levies fluctuate wildly in real time? /s

sand frost
cinder karma
#

All my friends are CS and they seem normal?

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Except for the one or two friends who escaped

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Well, you're my friend and you escsped

worn remnant
#

i escaped CS as a major, but not as a lifestyle /lh

cinder karma
#

(Same I suspect haha)

past dawn
#

Framework is a great company

cinder karma
#

(Elizabeth too if we really asked her)

past dawn
#

You never quit CS, you only take long breaks.

#

Once you know how the magic magic thinking boxes work you can't forget the forbidden knowledge.

cinder karma
#

Ryoku, I'm an electrical engineer

pliant snow
marble jewel
#

You have 90 days to buy all the things before the market gets all fucked up again

sand frost
#

Unreasonably accurate

dusty pollen
#

I had to revoke @cursive sigil’s cs lifestyle card when I found out her pc was (gasp) up to date and well-specced

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I think that’s illegal

cursive sigil
#

Yes, this is why i mostly lurk here, i'm not allowed to be here anymore

cinder karma
#

Seeeeeeee

supple ether
#

my computer is only 6 years old at this point but I'm determined to get 10 years out of it

cinder karma
#

These people are gamers

#

Tbh all I've been doing on my personal computer is looking at my investment accounts and biting my nails

supple ether
#

understandable

dusty pollen
supple ether
#

I spend a lot of time on the internet but that's mostly because real-world stuff tends to cost money and I don't really have any disposable income.

dusty pollen
#

if it’s a desktop then I bet 10 will be easy, especially if you’re willing to do small upgrades

crystal wren
#

...what's the threshold for up to date and well specced? SDVpufferwaaah

dusty pollen
#

laptop… I mean as I’ve said many times, both of mine are 9 years old now SDVpuffersquee

supple ether
#

yeah it's a desktop I built and maintain myself

dusty pollen
rotund violet
cursive sigil
supple ether
supple ether
cursive sigil
#

I also built mine myself and plan to maintain it myself but i did splurge and got everything new

dusty pollen
supple ether
#

well yes, I don't plan to upgrade any time soon. my cpu is more than enough for everything despite how old it is

dusty pollen
#

(but yeah the tie between CPUs and motherboards is so annoying)

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I’ve had to explain to people a couple times that unless you’re gaming, doing media production/editing, or running ML stuff locally, your hardware requirements are probably pretty light

cursive sigil
#

I also plan to keep everything as is for a very long time, unless something dies ofc

crystal wren
dusty pollen
#

when did you first assemble it SBVLmaoDog

cursive sigil
dusty pollen
#

and how old are the oldest and newest pats

supple ether
#

compiling large rust projects still makes it chug but I think that is just kind of how compiling is

dusty pollen
#

yeah, and besides, compile time is never a bad thing (bear with while I get the xkcd)

#

.xkcd 303

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uber has forsaken xkcd

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dh did you guys disable the xkcd command SDVpufferwaaah

cursive sigil
#

Not quite the same but i literally spent 6 hours at work today doing nothing because a model was trainingSMCKekLmaoDog

dusty pollen
#

my parents once argued with me that the reason I didn’t get a nicer laptop in uni was that I didn’t need one until I pointed out that every time I wanted to run one of my ML practicals it took like three hours to train SBVLmaoDog and I had to run them a bunch of times each time

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(the actual reason is that I did not consider that to be a good enough reason to spend money lmao)

cursive sigil
#

Oh yeah i remember training models locally, fun long times

crystal wren
cursive sigil
#

The oldest being 3 years old i think is grounds for a revocation @dusty pollen

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I built mine at the start of 2024 and the one before had like an 8th gen i5

ivory shadow
#

I only really consider the graphics card and CPU for age when determining a computer's age. RAM and storage I judge by capacity rather than age. And motherboard age is incredibly bound by CPU age so doesn't matter.

crystal wren
#

This is ignoring the storage and RAM is the sad part.

cursive sigil
#

If it's not a HDD and DDR3 there's no point mentioning themSDVkrobusgiggle

marble jewel
#

I upgrade more often then I need to, but what mostly motivates me is if I can perceive any bottlenecks in my day-to-day that an upgrade would help with. I haven't run into any of those in a while.

cursive sigil
#

What's your current setup?

marble jewel
#

But then again, I have an RTX 4090 so I probably shouldn't have any bottlenecks yet.

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I'm not at my computer right now, but I have posted my neofetch/winfetch here before, let me see if I can dig up the post.

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Nothing has changed since I lasted posted my specs.

crystal wren
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A 9900X and a much more modest 7900XT for me.

cursive sigil
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i went with 7800X3D and 4080 Super

marble jewel
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I've been really itching to rebuild my home server, but trying to be a little more frugal.

supple ether
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I have a 2600x and a 1660ti

crystal wren
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I think that means you can keep your card.

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The rest of us, though...

rotund violet
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I measure age in terms of number of coolant refills.

crystal wren
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Well then technically my coolant tank is the planet's atmosphere, so... zero?

cursive sigil
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same

marble jewel
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Age is just a measure of radioactive material

rotund violet
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(Although I thought it was obvious that I wasn't serious)

crystal wren
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It was, I was playing along. SDVkrobusgiggle

cursive sigil
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it was

cinder karma
safe dragon
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my laptop is 10 years old

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though I am in the middle of replacing it

marble jewel
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This is my laptop

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It's pretty old

dusty pollen
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9th is 2018!

dusty pollen
marble jewel
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The bottleneck is trying to drink the ocean from a straw

dusty pollen
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exactly!

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how do you figure out what the bottleneck is when you're running ff14 on a core i3 gen 5 with 8gb ram and no gpu...

cursive sigil
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the bottleneck is the friends you made along the way

dusty pollen
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(to all ye skeptics, it runs at 12 fps in the in-game menu so technically it does run)

marble jewel
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Nothing wrong with your games being a powerpoint presentation

dusty pollen
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that's what I've been saying!

cinder karma
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I mean

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My bank's web page runs like shit because they don't have good web devs

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But the data doesn't update every second anyways

dusty pollen
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well anyone can make specific apps run like ass

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true talent is making them uniformly run like ass

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(managed to boot up said laptop to look at the specs - i3 5005U with 8GB RAM)

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(looks like it's 2×4GiB DDR3 1600MHz)

safe dragon
dusty pollen
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this sticker implies a level of pride that I'm not sure is warranted...

safe dragon
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tyring to run ff14 using software rendering would be rough on any system

dusty pollen
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well this is the little laptop that could

safe dragon
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though I imagine it simply wouldn't work

dusty pollen
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it does work! on Linux

safe dragon
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(I know you mean integrated graphics not literally no gpu)

dusty pollen
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oh god it's so late that I didn't even catch what you were getting at pffft

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but yes, integrated graphics SDVpuffersquee

crystal wren
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I also thought we were literally talking about software software rendering.

rain apex
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Just get a i7 sticker

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Ez upgrade

safe dragon
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I have one

marble jewel
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You can do AAA gaming on that... in the cloud....

safe dragon
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I'll get u my 10 year old i7 sticker

dusty pollen
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no guys it's fine it has these for speed

safe dragon
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the gradient in the top left honestly feels like it was pasted into the photo

cursive sigil
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wait it wasn't??

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oh ok good

safe dragon
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oh ok

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good I may be sick and going insane but not quite that bad yet

dusty pollen
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it's hiding two stickers that are both information that you guys already know but also still felt weird to share

marble jewel
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You must get a lot of GBs out of that thing
(writing like how tech talk is portrayed in movies and television)

safe dragon
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your exact address and ssn as stickers on your laptop

safe dragon
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God I watched that scene live as it aired not knowing what awaited me

cursive sigil
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is this the tech version of that one pottery scene from ghost

dusty pollen
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this is still my favourite Hollywood Does Computers scene I've ever seen

marble jewel
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That one is tied with the famous Jurassic Park scene

dusty pollen
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me looking at an android phone:

marble jewel
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That's some good looking Unix right there

safe dragon
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there's a similar case in Bones where a "hacker" programs a virus into a bone that then takes over their entire system after scanning the bone

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it was such bullshit that it was hard to continue

dusty pollen
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my only similar story is that there's this detective show my mum watches called Death in Paradise and one time they had a power outage so the main character's laptop turned off SDVpuffersquee

safe dragon
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I love death in paradise it's excused

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my laptop doesn't have a functioning battery so I can relate

dusty pollen
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his laptop wasn't plugged in though SDVpuffersquee

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it's a good show though. And that was one of the better detectives (I think he's probably my favourite out of the ones I've seen?)

safe dragon
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it's still airing

marble jewel
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I like how in movies when people want to destroy phones or other devices, they mostly just crack the screen

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Like all the info is recoverable, and as long as there is power it may still be tracking you

safe dragon
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my mom still watches death in paradise every week

dusty pollen
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yeah, but the most recent episode I've watched was right when they were switching detectives so idk who the current one is

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does she watch the spinoffs? the one in the UK is alright but the one in Australia was unbearable

safe dragon
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she does watch beyond paradise too yes though I wasn't aware there even was an Australian one

sand frost
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what a nostalgic computer

dusty pollen
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it's... bad

sand frost
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we had one in teal

marble jewel
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They don't make em like they used to

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Everything is boring metallic colors now

sand frost
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though i never uh, smacked it like that

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whatevrer it is they are doing

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that is not the thing to do

dusty pollen
sand frost
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I survived teaching a whole class on differential equations today and it feels like braving the gauntlet

dusty pollen
sand frost
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everyone survived derivatives

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all we did was derivation for like a solid hour

marble jewel
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Another tech joke that didn't age well was they all had tiny phone, but phones trended in the other direction

sand frost
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i wish phones went tiny

dusty pollen
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differential equations, aka "the thing I managed to avoid by refusing to touch applied maths with a ten foot pole"

sand frost
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i have decent vision and small hands

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the perfect combo for tiny phone

sand frost
marble jewel
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Phones need to get smaller, or pockets need to get larger

sand frost
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women's pockets SDVpufferpensive

dusty pollen
sand frost
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hahaha

marble jewel
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Women's pockets are like big foot or nessie

sand frost
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i could wave the diffeq in your general direction

dusty pollen
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they're too finicky. and involve actual numbers? in maths? no thank you

sand frost
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lots of today was done in the general case! using variables!

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we only plugged in numbers at the end

sand frost
dusty pollen
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I prefer my numbers in the form ∅, {∅}, and so on

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if at all

marble jewel
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What is this!? a pocket for ants?

safe dragon
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do we also have a big foot but tiny

marble jewel
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Okay, last Zoolander joke, I promise

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That's three in a short time, I've met my quota

sand frost
sand frost
cursive sigil
safe dragon
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numbers are good. Math needs more of them instead of of exhausting every symbol they can find

marble jewel
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After you run out of greek alphabet, you're allowed to start using emoji

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New maths be like 😘 = X + Y

safe dragon
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I remember learning differential equations, being faced with dx and du and shit and I had no idea what was going on so I just learnt to solve the actual equation while still having no idea what the dx meant

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I just learnt my tricks

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Just put a dx in that one spot

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I meant integration it seems

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no idea what the dx is doing at the end of the funky formula but it's there

marble jewel
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It's just the limit of triangle x / triangle y as triangle x approaches zero

safe dragon
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oh no why are there triangles now

marble jewel
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greek delta

safe dragon
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I do know that triangle

marble jewel
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I learned all of that only to forget it mostly after

safe dragon
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I remember us skipping the chapter on limits at school so I still don't really know what that one was about

marble jewel
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I vaguely remember the concepts, but there's no way I would be able to apply it

cursive sigil
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i have vague memories of highschool stuff but everything i did at uni is just gone

safe dragon
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you'd think it'd be the other way around

cursive sigil
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you'd think

marble jewel
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Uni = too much booze

sand frost
safe dragon
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the d stands for tiny

marble jewel
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"infinitesimally small"

sand frost
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in an intergral, it means you're deciding to deal with the equation one tiny chunk at a time

cursive sigil
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tbf in highschool i had to care for all the math because i needed to take an exam from all of it at the end

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in uni i just needed it to pass the exam at the end of each semester

sand frost
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if you want to find the area under the curve (integral), you look at many small slices

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every slice is "easy" because it looks like a rectangle if you squint

safe dragon
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I learnt that's how my calculator did it

sand frost
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I have been trying very hard to get my students to internalize that an integral is the area under a curve

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and the slope is the derivative

safe dragon
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ah well I got that much thankfully

sand frost
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once you get that much I feel like you're doing alright

safe dragon
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though the English terminology will always mess me up

marble jewel
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My math classes went into the discovery of various maths, and those resonated well with me

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Deriving why that worked

sand frost
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Yeah, most of what I did today isn't what I'll test them on — I want them to know where the magic equations come from

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and then how to use them is what I test them on

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and assign homework on

marble jewel
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I think having learned them, I get a free pass to use technology to do the math for me now. I can't imagine what teaching kids would be like nowadays. They used to say that you won't be walking around carrying a calculator everywhere you go, but here we are now

sand frost
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You still have to know what to plug in to the calculator

safe dragon
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my mom worked as a math teacher so I always had some pride on the line to at least be alright at it

sand frost
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I do also regularly mention that a number is wrong because it's the totally wrong order of magnitude

marble jewel
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Like, I'm carrying around technology in my pocket more advanced than what brought us to the moon

sand frost
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like if they tell me their little device will hop 0.0000001 m I will tell them to redo the calculation

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or 100000 m same deal

marble jewel
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Wolfram Alpha is pretty good at calculating answers in the way you'd expect them to be for solving math equations

sand frost
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I use wolfram alpha to check my units sometimes

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but we also go over checking the units on stuff in class

safe dragon
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it took me an embarrassing number of years to realize that the English term "an order of magnitude" actually means something beyond "a lot" and actually a power of 10

sand frost
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it's a wonky phrase

marble jewel
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It took me an embarrasingly long time to realize that the phrase is Prima Donna and not Pre-Madonna

sand frost
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it's very easy to be 10^6 or 10^-6 off if you convert meters to millimeters or kilograms to grams wrong twice

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or one of each

safe dragon
cursive sigil
marble jewel
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You may or may not be surprised at how much unit conversions trip people up with real world impacts. I have to call people on basic failed sanity checks, like money fields showing trillions of dollars discrepancies because of decimal place errors.

sand frost
sand frost
cursive sigil
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Schooling is different in many places that's why i was asking age

safe dragon
sand frost
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oh that's terrible

safe dragon
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I hate excel almost entirely because of that one thing

cursive sigil
cinder karma
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I'm pretty bad at basic math sometimes

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I just have a strong engineering instinct

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And can catch off by orders of magnitude, etc

rotund violet
cinder karma
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All my pockets be like that now

rotund violet
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(Most hated conversion is probably between milliseconds and microseconds.)

marble jewel
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Whenever I did any of those kind of conversions, I'd always write out the "milli-unit to unit" and "unit to micro-unit" steps even though there's some redundancy built into those calculations.

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It was the way that I felt like I couldn't get it wrong

rotund violet
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I think it is just the fact that very small units of time are meaningless numbers to human intuition. 15 ms and 15 us both just sound like "very fast", even though one of them actually means missing a frame.

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Obviously the conversion is very simple, but the number of times I've divided ms by 1000, or multiplied us by 1000...

cinder karma
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It's weird because my limescale are pretty fucked

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Timescale

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To me, a us is eternity

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A ns is already pretty long

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A ms....we don't even talk ms

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In the same way, a um is decently big. A mm is giant.

rotund violet
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Sure, these have whatever meaning in context, but you're fighting your instincts.

marble jewel
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tbh anything involving mini, micro, nano, deca, or whatever is pretty clear cut to me. I get annoyed converting between disparate units

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Like metric to imperial

cinder karma
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I mean, I don't instinct think time anymore at that point tbh

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Just....lines on an oscilloscope

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So it doesn't feel....long in time, but long in distance? Does that make sense?

sand frost
sand frost
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ms and us i can get being confused

rotund violet
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Yeah, a mm is something you can actually see, and a nm is something you can't see.

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But we can't actually perceive either a millisecond or a microsecond (or a nanosecond, obviously).

dusty pollen
dusty pollen
safe dragon
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same here... I mean I didn't have math classes in university

dusty pollen
dusty pollen
safe dragon
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luckily if it's to do with probability we're terrible at it regardless of numbering system

dusty pollen
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whereas 1‰ is pretty small

I think of it in terms of my secondary school sometimes, if something was true for 1% of the population there would have been approx 15 girls like that in the lower school alone, but if something was true for 1‰ there would have been either one or two

dusty pollen
safe dragon
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you either get it or you don't...

sand frost
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This isn’t the primary educational objective, but things like calculating work as integral of Fdx is impossible without it

dusty pollen
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(if you want to look her up, her name was Vicky Neale)

sand frost
dusty pollen
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I got a taste of what it's like when people don't and it gave me so much respect for those of you that do

safe dragon
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my uni had everything from people who were really passionate about teaching to people who just wanted to do research but were forced to gives a few classes

dusty pollen
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my uni was mostly the latter and people who were passionate about their (specialised) subject enough to teach it but not enough to be any good at teaching it. There were a handful of passionate professors in each of my departments (maths and CS) but it doesn't help that passion doesn't always take you in the correct direction... in my experience the maths institute was much better though

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the cs institute was so bad in terms of only having those two types of lecturers that one of the fundamental year 1 courses was infamous for getting a new lecturer every year who never gave a single shit, reused previous incorrect slides, and then noped tf out at the end of the year, because since it was a very foundational course, nobody specialises in it so literally nobody cared enough to teach it

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and by foundational I of course mean the Design and Analysis of Algorithms course, which is that uni's version of Introduction to Algorithms and Data Structures

safe dragon
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my algorithms professor was some guy who was really passionate about linear programming and building solvers

cinder karma
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Someone told chatgpt to be super nice when given suggestions recently

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It's weird

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I've been asking it to do stupid simple python scripts, then asking it to add argparse support (because I'm a lazy fucker who can't remember the details of the argparse api)

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And every time I say something it says "Nice suggestion! Using argparse's built in X support is clean and..."

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Me: "type annotations please"
Chatgpt: "Absolutely! Type annotations make code more maintainable in the future...."

rotund violet
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Grok is probably going to come out ahead, long term. I don't know if it does code or can do the specific things you want, but the company behind it is considerably less deluded and insane.

marble jewel
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I'm so incredibly annoyed at work. They want everyone to return to the office, but at the same time they can't afford to assign me a permanent seat. So I have to search for a "hotel" seat every day, and the state of some of these are just ridiculous. Today my desk is covered in food debris. Like wtf.

ivory shadow
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Good luck finding a new job cause that shit sounds ridiculous

marble jewel
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Like if I'm going into the office 5 days a week, then there's absolutely no reason why they can't reserve a seat for me.

ivory shadow
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I want to say something like "Being attached to offices is stupid anyways, since that means they have to pay for upkeep for the office" but clearly they aren't doing that part very well if the desks aren't even clean

rotund violet
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Hoteling was a fad in the 90s that went out of style even faster than the open concept floor plan. I'd definitely flip the bird to any company trying to bring it back. May as well insist on a uniform of parachute pants and a flannel shirt.

marble jewel
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I really should look for a new job, but I just lack the confidence to go from a relatively secure position to a less certain one

rotund violet
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Abusive management practices depend on employees being doormats.

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If you've got halfway decent coding and linux sysadmin skills then you can work almost anywhere.

marble jewel
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All of my sysadmin stuff is as a hobbyist, so I feel like anywhere I go, I'd have to start from the bottom, which itself isn't the problem, but I think I'd struggle to replace my current salary

rotund violet
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Almost everyone who leaves a tech company picks up a bigger salary when they move - that's how they get to a bigger salary. But if you're making anything that's even remotely typical of big tech, what does it even matter if you take a small pay cut?

marble jewel
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Maybe after my mortgage refinance is complete, it'll give me some more wiggle room in my budget to absorb a possible dip

marble jewel
rotund violet
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Obviously I don't know your personal situation. But I worked with so many who complained that they weren't making enough, or everything cost too much, or that they couldn't afford this or that, and the truth was that they just didn't put the effort into managing their finances or controlling their spending.

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Typical tech position pays far more than typical tech worker needs to live and retire early.

marble jewel
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My finances are very well-balanced, and being able to maximize my investments towards an early retirement is part of my planned budget

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Although all of that kind of broke this week anyway

rotund violet
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If you can't absorb dips in the market, not that well balanced. I mean, you can choose to take the risk of 100% stock market exposure, knowing that you're still working and can technically recover if you get completely or partially wiped out. But then that means, well, you're stuck working, and often stuck working at your current possibly-shitty job.

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I made "having fuck-you money" a priority since I was about 25.

ivory shadow
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Think I'm going to finally order a laptop today. And the prices in the configurator are kind of... more of a ripoff than I thought they'd be. I wonder if that's tariff related? $80 for a 2x8GB ram kit that I can get for $40 elsewhere. $100 for a NVMe drive that's $70 elsewhere. (For that matter, I'd go with a cheaper NVMe and not that specific model, for my intended use for the laptop.)

marble jewel
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I doubt anyone wasn't impacted by the market this week given the economy as a whole lost trillions in value. It doesn't matter if you're poor or a billionaire, you were "impacted"

rain apex
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Can u just get the case and mobo then

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That is the point isn't it ukimasu

ivory shadow
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Yeah, you can order with no ram, storage, OS, and power supply.

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Which is good. I don't need 180W of charging when I'm not even going to grab a dGPU for it.

marble jewel
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The problem with tariff-related pricing is that they'll react quickly to dips, but drag their feet to recoveries, so it's probable that some parts still have their costs adjusted

rain apex
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When i got my framework i did actually just get everything through them except for charger

ivory shadow
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Definitely not getting their charger.