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I'm 28 right now but 29 in a few days
I'm 28 and became that in february
my age: younger than the mountains, older than the trees
That’s happened multiple times lately, I didn’t even log in to redeem my DP last month. (I did this month though)
My age: ancient. Older than the stars
i haven't logged back in in literal months
Older than Elizabeth
hahaha
that part is legit true though
i would say the stars are older than the mountains and the trees
i feel like i got trained too hard as a child never to say anything personal on the internet
Theoretically couldn’t there be stars that are that young? Not likely, but the universe is big…
well, true, but I think they still take at least a few million years?
and I'm definitely older than some trees
Anyways
for all we know we are all older than a star somewhere
baby trees
that star's light would not have made its way to earth yet probably
Crumble, wren, clearly we need to start a secret thread here only for people born 1996-1998ish
congrats on becoming perfect!
sidenote: I like the keep up on new C# things but it's the only language I do that for to this level of detail
I'd cry myself to sleep if I tried to keep up to date on whatever the hell happens in javascript at all times
I keep an eye on css stuff too, though not quite as much as c#
I assume this a joke of some kind relating to the number 28, however I’ll take this another direction.
Did you hit your head, how on earth could you possibly think I’m remotely near the slim possibility or being partially perfect even in theory.
28 is a perfect number!
sadly the next perfect number is 243 i think?
so if it makes you feel better, perfection is temporary
This is me and Minecraft updates for some reason
oops, 496
ah well same despite me not having played the game much in years
so, you know, maybe if there's some massive technological innovation
I absorb minecraft updates through osmosis, but haven't been actively interested in them in years
Is that really perfection if it’s temporary, or just an imposter that looks perfect for a while
hmmm
I guess I also keep up to date on what happens in Elixir but it's not that much so it doesn't take much effort to keep up with
I had a cube-themed birthday when I turned a cube number
I haven’t played more than an hour or two of Minecraft in years
made a cube cake and served cube-shaped foods
And yet I religiously watch new uploads that EthosLab puts out
as you should
etho is so calming to watch
he's probably the person I've been subscribed to the longest
I miss the days he posted every day. I know he got burnt out and is also especially busy with irl stuff these days (hence once a month or less uploads lately) though
Same
Speaking of MC, watched the movie on Sunday with a friend. It’s pretty dumb but also very fun, which is all I care about
I have some gameplay related criticisms though 😛 How dare it not be 100% accurate to what a player can do in game
sue them
I sadly keep up with python updates
It seems like it’d be a pretty chill world to live in, as long as I got a WiFi signal through the portal 😛
I say "sadly" because I'm stuck on an old version of python
i keep up with no updates, but i probably should keep up with python updates
It's more watching and hoping
one of my students had the classic python nightmare of having 2 pythons installed at once and trying to manage packages
“you guide others to a treasure you cannot possess” or something
he finally escaped it but i was not able to be super helpful unfortunately
me talking about new C#/.NET features fully knowing y'all are stuck on .NET 6
Oh I would have murdered thr whole machine and started over
happy birthday! 
I would have declared that machine a superfund site
Those fools are stuck on net 6. I'm retired from modding and now have no reason to use c#
My game projects are on new .net! Basically the highest of whatever version the Godot I’m on supports 😛 Again, not that I’ve touched them in months
Did you say a super fun site? I didn’t think python version hell was fun, but to each their own I suppose
it could be worse and y'all could be stuck on .NET framework
/me shivers
We were for a good while!
oh I'm sure
Thats an xkcd reference, dont think i didn't notice
Also, flashbacks to when pathos converted DGA source generators to text templates for backwards compatibility despite how much effort I put into figuring them out
I don't think my student wanted to do this on his laptop...
Slides my VB.NET projects under the rug
yeah... That would suck
I worked in VB6 for a while, not NET6, actual VB6 lol

the person who made that decision has left
Clearly, they foresaw you coming and wanted to make sure you suffered
definitely
considering their way of programming was described to me as "he asked chatgpt" I think I can fairly assume the use of vb.net was barely a decision and more the thing they happened to find an example of first
VB6 had no way to run as a console program lol
good, silly people and their consoles
A 2 year old vibe coding project? Truly ahead of the times.
.NET is the devils work
Which government... there are some that would be gladly accepted
I'm surprised chatgpt is two years old
Dang it I was gonna make a vibe coding joke but then I scroll down and DH did it already 😔
my own
Anyone heard some of the Klingon programming/programmer jokes?
honestly it's not an exaggeration when I say that the first time I saw that person's code projects and realized I now had to develop for them I felt genuine dread and wondered why I accepted the job
nope...
at this point none of the code he or the other predecessor wrote still exists honestly
I shall pray my company will continue to be against code assistants for as long as possible
i watched one of my students use chatgpt to arithmetic and i despaired on the inside
please use wolfram alpha for that
When wolframalpha.com is right there smh
And is more likely to be right
In the distant year of 2023 the company I worked at was embracing AI. Summaries for our meetings, automated code reviews that were supposed to pay attention to (spoiler alert: I didn’t), told to consult it with our ideas as we made things, etc.
I wonder if they ever got past that revenue slump that made them give everyone a 20% pay cut (when we already being paid below US market rate).
Last time I saw one of their linked in posts they were using a very clearly AI generated image for every single one
a freakin calculator from 1984 would be fine
I have given wolfram some real dumb shit
i don't mandate my students be good or fast at mental arithmetic but i feel like being reliable with a calculator is important
I enjoy being able to just say (7.54 * hbar ) and it figuring it the fuck out
also, they were doing all their other work in google sheets at the same time
had a database engineer at work ask chatgpt if a rollback clears temp tables
they could have just made a new cell
and made google sheets do it
(i was making them graph stuff)
I used to be really good at calculator but lately I just use libreoffice calc or the python terminal or wolframalpha.com
oh yeah, i do this all the time to check my units
All Klingons who develop code for the glory of the empire follow this "Code of Honour" for software "code warriors".
Specifications are for the weak and timid.
State-of-the-art hardware is a prerequisite to do battle with code.
One cannot truly appreciate "Dilbert" without reading it in the original Klingon.
Indentation is for enemy skulls, not code.
Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.
Klingon function calls have no parameters. They have arguments! And they always win them.
Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
Quality Assurance issues are best solved with a Batleth.
A true Klingon warrior does not comment his code.
Our users shall know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
i use the spotlight search calculator on a mac
don't worry. Excel 365 has copilot integration for cases like this
literally command-space and then start typing the equation
I don’t know the answer to that but
- I’m not database engineer
- I’d trust google results from stackoverflow more than chatgpt potential hallucinations
What’s an hbar?
chatgpt did give a reasonable answer... "it's a rollback, of course it does"
paraphrasing
Planck's constant!
hbar is some quantum nonsense
Ish
planck's constant telling me the real world is actually discretized and not continuous
(I have no idea how it works)
in my book, we shove the quantum nonsense under the bed and pretend it's not there
Wait what?
When I was younger I got so immersed in gamedev stuff that I had a hard time comprehending how the world could operate continuously instead of in frames, and now you’re telling me it really isn’t continuous????
wave our hands and say "spooooky"
there is a "smallest size of thing" for some definitions of smallest size of thing
like, everything is made of atoms, right?
Nothing, whats hbar with you
and atoms only come in so many sizes, and are made of smaller stuffs but you stop being able to zoom in farther at some point
Quantum mechanics is my favorite thing I’m fascinated with but too incompetent at advanced math to bother actually understanding (as much as it is understood today)
don't worry though it's real small only atra has to worry about it
and maybe like quantum physicists or something
idk man ask an actual physicist I'm just a dude who wached a veritasium video
I was baffled when I learned that modern electronics have to deal with quantum tunneling. I didn’t think we were close to technology that advanced
I enjoy teaching engineering because everything is built on fairly plausible mostly-true lies
That makes you sound pretty credible to me
I'm more credible than chatgpt
i feel relieved we have people like atra to worry about this
because i don't wanna
I've taken a couple classes that touched on quantum but more from the math side
Understandable since you're a classical mathpersoon
that's so true
i love to pretend relativity doesn't exist
we can just add and subtract velocities
When I did my quantum mechanics Wikipedia rabbit hole a month or two ago I think I saw it was something studied with nuclear physics to some extent? Could be misremembering. But if so, I have a friend who might be knowledgeable on the subject since she’s working in her phd in some nuclear research field these days
no problems here
when the yield of your chip manufacturing facility is lower than you expected because the soil the factory was built on top of was every so slightly more radioactive than average.... 
That’s not a high bar
yeah the nuclear people gotta worry about that kind of nonsense too
i also do not nuclear
i mean, nuclear people often work at a slightly larger length-scale (atoms instead of little bits that make up atoms)
…is that a real thing? Please tell me it isn’t
but surely they have to know some of the theory
it is though I have no sources rn I'd have to google
is the answer more lead?
Do you pinky swear?
Google not chat gpt? Get with the times
did they make the floor full of lead?
don't worry. With google these days it's juat about shit as chatgpt at finding info
No worries. No one knows how it works
If they feel they do they are lying to themselves
You just get the Google ai now
You know what, fair.
Semi related, I really should find an extension or write a script to remove the AI summary nonsense from my results
yeahhhh i don't trust it
i can see it's mostly just picking up numbers from websites (half my googling is to get specific numbers)
I can't find it so trust me bro is my source
I literally scroll past the google ai every single time. Don’t even bother reading it
and it's often but not always good at picking the numbers
I am regrettably incapable of not reading something
Dont worry, im here for your physics needs
switch to duckduckgo and get their AI summary instead
How could I not trust someone wearing a giant cake as a hat
🙏
And assuming that’s an owl, they’re known for being wise, even more reason to trust you
When I need advice I always go to owls wearing comically large food as a hat
is it an option to put the food hat on the owl?
like do you need to find an owl already wearing the hat, or can you just find an owl and hattify?
One already wearing one is best, because the longer they wear the food the more their wisdom multiplies
But an owl willing to wear a food hat must already be pretty wise among non food wearing folk
So the latter will do in a pinch
honestly in my head I still refuse to accept that quantum computing is actually random and that it's actually just perceived as random due to some mechanism that we don't understand or know about
Yeah I have a hard time comprehending that. I know people use it as a way to explain how we can still have free will, but that’s not really necessary unless you’re the kind of person to exclude everything that can’t be observed in the physical world (such as spirituality even outside of religion)
Tbh young's two slit still blows my mind sometimes
atra are you a physicist now 👀
Probably partially due to being raised religious, I still lean towards something like a soul existing
Especially the electron version
Nope!
Is that one of those light experiments with slits? Those do baffle me, I didn’t know there was an electron version
hot (?) take: none of us have free will, but that's not meaningfully distinguishable from us having it, so go enjoy yourself
To me whether the world is deterministic is entirely irrelevant to whether we have free will. Just because there is some way to predict how any person will act in advance does not mean you did not make a choice. Choices as a concept exist at a level much higher than physics
I guess that can also get tricky to disagree with if you get different sorts of definitions for free will - like if you’re trapped in certain circumstances (ie. Your life) and can’t choose to get out / change them.
honestly i hardly ever think about free will
Me too
mostly i just do things
and some of those definitely feel like choices to me
i leave the philosophy to my students, and the engineering analysis to me
But I suppose I’m sometimes fond of blabbering about things I don’t know much about while I think about them (as long as I don’t try to present my random thoughts as truths)
if your friend knows you well enough to know what you'd do in advance it doesn't mean you never made a choice either so why is some perfect hypothetical super system that knows how literally anything anywhere ever always works suddenly stop it from being free will
😌
This is kinda why I have a qualm with the Calvinism version of predestination. 😛 Like, them saying you’re pre-ordained for a certain fate vs. god just knowing how things all turn out.
I grew up knowing the former as “double predestination” while the latter being “single predestination”
I guess when people say free will they more mean that they want there to be something "beyond" what is governed by any physical phenomenon
I’ve never made some of the connections from this conversation before, which is what makes it fun to talk or think about to me
predestination to me just reminds me of extremely depressing dutch literature by a guy called Louis Couperus
this is precisely what i meant. the free will part is an illusion, but it's fine, because even if it weren't, how would you tell the difference?
corollary: you are welcome to consider it not an illusion, for the same reason
One of the main reasons I consider something like a soul to exist is our ability to perceive things beyond how our machines do. Like, I don’t just process input and make an output, I’m actually seeing myself holding my phone in front of me as an image. And (presumably) everyone else does too
Do it
It’s of course very abstract and nebulous to think about/describe but it feels to me like mere biological circuitry couldn’t do that
We should just have a bot rename the channel every day or so to a new off topic topic
Yup!
my view of the world is perhaps a little boring in the sense that I don't believe there's anything beyond what is govorned by some kind of logical predictable system even if that logic takes place as at a level of complexity that it might as well be random
i fall much closer to your soul being the collection of your memories and experiences, so that's compatible with being just a meat creature
I'm sure you'll find many interpretations of what a soul would be
and where people draw the line on whether an organism does or doesn't have a soul
in general I ascribe to interpretations that don't make humans special in this regard
That’s fair, and I do feel like who we are is intrinsically linked to our bodies for stuff like that. But I feel like there has something else going on to explain the perception thing I mentioned
i feel like the big questions i spend more time grappling with are things like how to be fair, what is fairness, how to be kind even when you are tired or grouchy, how to make the world a better place when it's so big and you're just one person
do we have souls? idk but we should probably be kind either way
I'd definitely say there's more important questions out there than the existence of souls or free will...
though physics was born out of asking such questions
Yeah on the very rare occasion I even think about this sort of thing, it’s very much a thought experiment sort of thing. Not like I can do anything with the conclusion I reach.
These days I don’t fall under humans being ultra special either (beyond our biology having turned out to be the best suited for all the control over the world we have, but on a coincidental level rather than a designed level)
i guess another thing i spend a lot of time thinking about is how people learn and how to get them to learn better. the nature of motivation and understanding.
sounds like the kind of thing a teacher would think about smh
I’m sure a lot of my viewpoints are heavily influenced by being raised Christian too (even if I don’t fall under those beliefs anymore).
But I suppose everyone can say their viewpoints are influenced by their past experiences, that’s kinda the point
I'm sure many of my viewpoints were influenced by growing up in a mostly atheistic environment yes
Thankfully my parents were more on the side of kind Christians rather than hateful ones (even if looking back many people in our church weren’t the same way)
i grew up diet catholic (episcopalian) and i jettisoned it as soon as possible /lh
My parents are awesome. Not perfect of course, but I can only think of one time for each of them that I’ve ever been genuinely hurt by something they said (and never any actions)
Hey now, us Lutherans (especially conservative LCMS ones such as where I grew up) are the ones who deserve that title. (/s, I don’t even know much about what’s specific to Episcopalians)
my mom grew up catholic and my dad protestant but by the time I was born not even any of my grandparents still really ascribed to any religion anymore. The closest to a religion anyone came was that one of my grandmas believed in a very specific subsection of magical mediums/espers
My mom was Baptist but dad was Lutheran. Mom ended up joining the Lutheran church largely because of their views on babies from miscarriages and such (if I remember correctly, though I think there were some other factors leading up to that point)
and as much as my mom says she knows it's nonsense I think deep down she believes you can jinx things
buddhism is big on like trying to generally be good for the world and positive karma and all that so i guess maybe some of that did wear off on me. on the other hand reincarnation and ancestor worship always stuck me as a particularly weird thing to try to reconcile.
Can she jinx <redacted per server rules> please

KARcasey...
KARsey
carcassy
That might be reasonable if not for the fact that KAR is in place of cat, not a random insertion 😛
You can have 3 KAR if u want
A word commonly used at a morgue
Let’s wait for the upcoming KAR 2 before we worry about KAR 3
I'm afraid she only believes you can jinx yourself
car 2 will fix traffic
If there’s any reason I need to hang on to things a bit longer despite the world, it’s KAR 2 (semi-/s)
I mean… where’s the lie…
I don't think Buddhism and ancestor worship r that incompatible cus one of the things is like, getting out of the big wheel of reincarnation
i guess i don't really believe any of my ancestors were THAT good
like they seem alright and all, but not saints 😛
I’m eepy and want to sleep but instead I’m spending hours chatting on my phone, smh
is KAR 2 like cars 2?
When me grandpa died we did a whole thing to help him with the big wheel or something
I'm pretending that all I'm feeling is hay fever and that I'm not becoming sick
like when we put up incense and do a little pray thing, i feel like theologically, who are we praying to? the spirits of ancestors get reborn and all so it seems weird to pray to theoretically real people/beings
I missed some of these messages so when I saw you refer to a wheel all I could thing of was cheese wheels
cheese wheels: also a good wheel 
I do love cheese wheels
Well i always interpreted as telling your great^n parents that you are doing good
like i do still put fruit up and all, i just find it funny
And wire them some hell money
Isn’t cars 2 generally considered worse? Let’s hope not, KAR 1 was already poorly received at the time to begin with (largely because it came out around the same time as Mario kart and F Zero and people compared them as racing games while ignoring the true Peak that is City Trial, but still)
i also think it's funny that we are always very practical and leave the fruit for a day or two then eat it
i mostly know that cars 2 is a movie and that's it
i do not watch that many movies 😛
I believe cars 2 is considered the worst one...
i would also theorize there are cars in the movie
I don't know how many there are but I know there's at least 3
Crumble would you like to exit the big cheese wheel
Movies or cars in the movie?
Cars 2 is the spy one right? I don’t even know the plot of the other one after the first (3 I suppose)
no why would I want to leave cheese
No enlightenment for you
it's fine, I have cheese
Cheese wheels make me think of the Skyrim memes
is there cheese in skyrim?
yes
Good choice, choosing cheese is the real enlightenment
There's cheese wheels in Skyrim
It makes me think of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper's_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_and_Wake
The Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake is an annual event held on the Spring Bank Holiday at Cooper's Hill, at Brockworth near Gloucester, England. Participants race down the 200-yard (180 m) long hill chasing a wheel of Double Gloucester cheese. It is uncertain when the tradition first began, and is possibly much older than its earliest know...
People joke about how you can hoard cheese wheels and if you’re low on health pause the game by opening your inventory and devouring 20 cheese wheels at once to refill your health
20 might be in the low side?
…I’m getting flashbacks to the neopets minigame where you rolled a cheese wheel down a hill
The giants in Skyrim have these big ol bins of mammoth cheese that looks really tasty
For the uncultured. https://www.jellyneo.net/?go=cheeseroller
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I’m only realizing after your message that that was a pun
One of the very rare cases where a pun was truly unintended
However, I stand by it. Puns are something to be proud of, not ashamed of
i am the uncultured
By becoming cultured, you too can have the privilege of becoming a wonderful cheese wheel.
…Though hopefully not as round as me just saying
reminding me of uni where we had to determine the "roundness" of a shape using the fourier series
I never learned what a Fourier anything was and I refuse to learn, it sounds too mathy and scares me
If I ever need it for a mod for some crazy reason I’ll bug Elizabeth to help me like I did with matrices
why is such an incredibly useful and commonly utilized bit of mathematics so difficult to understand 
fourier series just means that any repeating pattern can be represented as the sum of sines and cosines
(well, one of the fourier things)
(some of the others are more annoying—i never got the hang of discrete fourier)
Make wave graph be spikey graph if there lot of frequency
Is this supposed to be simpler. That’s not dumb enough for my struggles-with-calc-2 brain
so there's a square wave in blue
the four pictures show what happens if you try to make a square wave by adding up sines and cosines (wiggly waves)
so you can see they get closer and closer to the square wave
basically i think the picture version is the easiest way to understand
Feels like an integration thing, but probably not, and I am probably wildly off base because I do not maths.
there's some calculus hiding behind the nice pictures
but shhhh just look at the nice pictures
Still don’t understand and also now dont understand how that could be useful 😛
a basic example. If you can take an audio signal (aka a whole bunch of different wavelengths smushed together) you can use the fourier transform to break that down to each individual wave it's made out of and remove ones you don't want like maybe a high pitch background noise and then put then together again in a new modified audio signal
Huh, weird
I knew it was used a bunch in signal processing but didn’t understand what it was used for
(It's how these are made!)
the entire field of audio processing honestly revolves around fourier
I know it's also used in electrical engineering but idk in what form exactly
This goes back to something I said to my aunt within the past few hours
clarke's three laws and all that
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
probably signal processing
presumably
I had to use fourier once for object recognition in that same damn class as the roundness
(Small signal analysis too)
Is it?
That's a....fuck
I used to know this
My notes would have called it a packet Fourier but that isn't the technical term
Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from technology.
My favorite is the same picture but for Taylor series
FFTs are at least a big component in making spectrograms, yeah.
Is it time to start looking into sonarr and the like...
Look up awesome-arr for a variety of self-hosted tools to manage your personal collections
Its always felt like overkill, and ive been torn on whether to use a vps or an old machine and whether its worth it...
I am very pleased with my setup
Where are you running it
Here is my "Homepage" instance with most of the services I'm hosting
Some aren't linked here, like headless services that I run from docker/dockge
Gluetun is what I use to run certain containers behind a vps
The majority of my services are running on my unraid server
My latest homelab project is using rotz to finally have all of my config version controlled, and consistent across windows, linux, and mac
Not to mention it should give me the ability to recreate a good chunk of my setup from scratch whenever I need to do that
Also everything is private in that you have to belong to my tailscale network in order to access any of it. So even between services and clients it's all vpn tunnels.
Yeah, I have a somewhat similar setup, but it's mainly on just one machine
I have an old one tho that I was debating using for arr stuff, so I dont have to worry about it on my main one
The one exception is I share a couple things with friends/family using the public internet, but even in that case my VPS hosts a reverse proxy that itself is only connecting to those specific services through the tailscale tunnel
Oh does that work?
Yup, and it's good enough for streaming
Huh. I used to expose my jellyfin, but was a bit wary of it, and it wasnt feasible once I started using tailscale, but maybe I still could
I found a VPS that is reasonably priced, hosted in my same region, and offers unlimited bandwidth
So you arent using a vpn, youre routing arr stuff through your own VPS
and making it their problem lol
I am using both a VPN and a VPS
Gluetun makes the egress traffic from specified containers all route through the VPN
Since the container's traffic is going through Gluetun, their webui ports are in gluetun, which still allows me to reverse proxy those through the gluetun container, if that makes sense
So instead of going to container_name:port, it proxies gluetun:port, which is accessible to me by my own domain. The other part is I use blocky for dns so that the domain routes to my server's tailscale ip address.
For VPN I'm just using the one that comes with a Proton membership
Isn't Tailscale the standard way to do it?
Also, jellyfin's metadata system is ass without starr. Probably not entirely jellyfin devs' fault, more TMDB's fault for having terrible search, but either way I never got good results without the whole stack.
I think exposing a port is the "standard" way to do it, whether or not that's advised
I mostly don't have issues with Jellyfin's metadata, although when something doesn't want to cooperate, then it really doesn't want to
Yeah exactly, maybe it works for 90% of what's in your library, but for the other 10% it will flat out refuse to find the correct entry no matter what kind of naming hoops you try to jump through, and will infuriate you because what it actually comes up with is not even close, often not even in the right language. The *arrs do a great job of automating most of that, and make it very easy (albeit slightly tedious) to work through the manual cleanup steps where automation fails.
If you let the *arrs manage all the metadata and completely turn it off in jellyfin, everything works great.
Is this what non-coders feel like when they peek in #making-mods-general while the c# nerds are talking
“I know several of these words, but what in the world do they mean when put together like this”
problem is, I think I'm going to have the arrs and jellyfin running on separate machines, idk if theres a way to leverage that
or what i feel like when the C# nerds are talking
Haven't tried that and not sure why you feel you need to, but I don't see why it would be any real problem as long as they can both access the media directory.
That said, it's considered "proper" setup to have everything (app data and media) on a single filesystem with a standard structure. It's more work to get all the paths and mounts straight otherwise.
That's what I mean, it'll be on a second machine, so I wont get the benefits (unless I want to muck about with NFS, which I dont particularly)
Why though, why not just run it all on one?
So I can have a single "you need to be on the VPN at all times" machine, and the other where I can just do whatever
I don't think you really need that with just jellyfin and the starrs. If there are specific things you need behind a VPN, that's what gluetun is for, like Matt said. You set up that particular container to use gluetun for its networking and it's forced to route all its traffic through the VPN, at the container level.
But why would you need the jellyfin instance to be on the VPN, and not the starrs? That doesn't compute for me.
it wouldnt be, its on the main server
I could use gluetun, and I probably will, but I still like the separation
plus if I want to put it on a vps, I can just do so, or if i decide I dont need it
¯_(ツ)_/¯ if you say so. It really seems illogical to me to want them on separate physical servers. Separate containers, yes, and that's the normal way to set them up.
That isn't a problem at all
They have entirely different jobs, the only thing they may share is storage, but even in my case the storage is physically separate and syncs up using lftp and a custom cron task
Duplicating the entire media library could be a lot of storage depending on the size of said library...
I will say, it may not work perfectly out of the box. Some of how mine is setup depends on custom scripts that run on completion and such. The starr side of things is only a transient location for me.
Yeah, that's probably kind of sketchy, I'm sure you can get it to work but it's not designed to work without actually having access to the underlying media and a lot of features depend on that.
The main thing being upgrading to a desired quality, but I still get that. For me a download is "done" if I've reached my desired quality/score or if I've consumed the media (by watching it). So there is a bit of duplication for everything which is in that state.
I guess so, though also for knowing what's missing, and for integration with all the other apps (like grabbing subs).
guys Casey is trying to give us a virus
/lh
Alas, my plot has been foiled
(It worked fine the other day but isn't loading for me now either, weird)
whoever decided that the way discord mobile jumps to messages should be to scroll to the message no matter how long it takes should be tried in court for their crimes against UX
Is that new? I haven't updated my mobile discord in ages and haven't seen that
it's always been that way for me I think? hold on let me show you what I mean haha
I start recording and it immediately starts being sane.
thank you discord, very cool
<flashbacks to tech problems fixing themselves when dad came over to see what the problem was>
Huh, that's bizarre and definitely seems annoying
11s of scrolling for this conversation every time I bounce between where I'm currently reading and now 
guess I have to wait until all the messages in between unload again so it's quicker 
On my phone it seems to try and jump to the message instantly, but with older messages (like the one you jumped to) it seems to just go to some spot vaguely near where I wanted to go
I find that that often happens for me with ignored messages I think
anyway deleted that because I hate having uncropped screenshots and screen recordings out, it makes me feel like I'm accidentally leaking info 
toki pona? /lh
Ignored messages as in from blocked people? I've never blocked anyone so that's not the case here
there's a new discord feature that's like half a block called ignore where it hides their messages but doesn't prevent them from interacting with you in any way, so that haha
googles "My goal was to reflect on the meaning of life in just 120 words" yeah that sounds cursed
(Assuming that means there are only 120 words in the language)
Ah, I think I heard about that, haven't used it either.
they claim speakers simply learn to talk via basic descriptions instead of names/terms. My theory is that they actually just end up coming with compound terms for various things which are then the accepted/expected/understood way of referring to those things, but I haven't looked into it enough to check
The latter part just sounds like German (or at least my incredibly rudimentary understanding of it, mostly from memes)
but I found out about it because there's an unofficial stardew translation for it now haha (or someone is working on one? I can't remember)
how do u say parsnip in toki pona
It seems like a lot of things would end up having very long/complex words for them if it's based on composite descriptors
I've used opengl by force against my will and better judgement (it was an assignment for the graphics course at uni)
oh by composite I just meant stringing words together in a phrase rather than putting them into one word
my guess is that it ends up being something like "orange spring vegetable" or something 
crumble what
Isn't that basically the same thing just with extra spaces
but since it isn't all one word they can say that actually people come up with it on the spot every single time or something 
my question is why does a language like that use an alphabet. you have 120 words. you're the perfect candidate for glyphs
I suppose that also lets you use text wrapping properly as well
Good point, it's a much more reasonable use case (in my unknowledgeable opinion) than other languages. <looks at Japanese Kanji in fear>
especially since each of the million implementations does its own thing 
I had a birthday at some point where (thanks to being a 2000 baby) I turned X on X/X/20X 
not a hot take! there's even a saying in Judaism/Hebrew about that which roughly translates to "all is known and permission is given", as in you have no free will but you still have to do the things that will be done and that's basically the same
as always I'm glad I stuck so far to the side of pure (as opposed to applied) maths that I never had to encounter that
Taylor approximations are fun
I remember nothing about them though 
anyway I'm caught up now 
Huh, it surprises me to learn that's a thing in Judaism considering Christianity branched from it, and (at least in the circles I grew up in, ie. not a calvanist kind of christianity) christianity seems to put a lot of emphasis on free will. 
I mean, I know christianity added a bunch of stuff, but the more I learn about judaism for example the more I learn just how much that is the case
the best way to think of it is that the "God is all-benevolent" stuff is fairly Christian. The old testament calls him jealous and includes the story of Job etc. Christianity removes a lot of the chores that are there in Judaism (and adds in a threat of hell because now it's necessary
there's no Jewish hell)
well, there are a lot of things I would describe as Jewish hell, just not in a literal sense 
The way I had the jealousy stuff explained to me was that jealousy and envy were different, ie. it was natural to feel jealous at times, but taking action to take what you're jealous of away from someone else is bad. Or something like that
The Job stuff did always seem a bit odd
Didn't realize the benevolent thing was christian added though
and yet he very much is described as taking action 
Good point, but don't expect a teenager or younger to be an expert on theology 😛
I think there was probably some argument as to god having a right to whatever he was jealous of, compared to a human being jealous of someone else's wife for example
it is and it isn't. Most believing Jews will absolutely tell you that god is good and kind, but it's depicted in very different ways, especially since the Jewish god is interventionist
Christianity likes to brand itself as the natural extension to where Judaism was going / what was intended from the beginning, so I guess it'd make sense I'd be out of touch on a lot of the differences
...it does?
because it absolutely is not that 
Well, at least the brand of christianity I was raised with 😛
I've never heard of that and it's very funny to me as a Jew haha
And I mean, it seems like a reasonable assumption if you believe all the stuff about jesus's coming being foreshadowed throughout the old testament and what not
Big if on "if you believe this stuff" though 😛
Hello theology-off-topic
A natural extension of earlier being philosophy-off-topic 😛
Blame irocendar for responding to things while backreading
(that part is very complicated, I assume you mean the Daniel prophecies?)
There's a lot more than just that, but that's part of it
I will not stand for this! I will reply to things a day late once the topic has moved on like the true out of touch internet denizen I am
I do that sometimes too, but I don't have the patience to backread large amounts like I used to.
And also, being a bit hypocritical is perfectly in line with being an out of touch internet denizen such as myself too 😛
It is actually really helpful, i don't have to do all the scrolling to backread, just click on all the messages you're replying to
There was a time when I would backread everything that happened in making mods overnight.... but this was back in the early server days when making mods of all types, playing with mods, and user support as well as the regulars getting off topic like this channel is for were all one channel
Though there was that period of time where the MP mod I made had it's own channel (for both finding people to play with and support) because of how popular it was, relatively speaking
I also used to read everything when i first joined, now i just skim through and i fully read if something really grabs my attention
I refuse to read I just vibe
Please don't vibe code
Just like the people in the comment section of mods
can't believe you hate accessibility (and disabled people by extension)

Wow, are you going to accuse me of not liking "art being democratized" for not being fond of AI art next
Let's invent a new esoteric programming language called vibe
it's gotta be on of those that tries to look like natural language except taken too far
So all the searches to vibe coding go to that like when elden ring named the mount torrent
That just sounds like that I think I heard (I think before april 1st, sadly) about some llm working on developing the ability to turn a prompt straight into an executable
I saw that yeah
Oof
Tbh Haskell is really fun in theory
I've done an entire year of advent of code in haskell 
also had to write a funky compiler using it back in uni
I really liked it actually! the tutor said I apparently already think in very functional programming ways
a lot of people hate it though, and I will never quite understand why it's the first programming language that degree teaches 
there would definitely be less daunting introductions to functional programming than haskell
you honestly almost can't do worse
barring like... Idris or something
Somehow I thought you were older than me xD
You’ll be a cube soon!
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought about 27 being a cube year
clearly most people around me irl don't care about neat math ages
That’s a shame cause it makes for a fun birthday party
Tbh I stopped celebrating my birthday by the time I was in my teens
It doesn't exist anymore
Every year I get older and sadder about it
since I turned 18 my bday has been celebrated pretty much the same way
my family comes over or I go there and we eat something nice
in the past we usually went to a sushi place but now that my sister has a young kid that hasn't been particularly feasible
I throw my own birthday parties! It’s a good excuse to have people over
I am one million years old
they were founded sometime in the 1200s and think that makes them cool
crumble, keep in mind that I didn’t say this was the first functional programming class.
it’s the first programming class full stop 
term 1 year 1. The only programming you do that term 
my introduction to haskell was term 1 year 2
in terms 2 and 3 you get to learn imperative programming, but to keep the link to term 1’s functional programming, they make you do it in scala, which is one of the languages with the most bewildering decisions I have ever seen
what an odd curriculum
starting you out with two languages that have almost no job potential as well
oh so because employers complained about grads from this uni having absolutely no programming skills, they added automated testing to the scala course.
They don’t actually teach it, they just kind of… set a practical on it and leave the TAs to clean up the mess
this uni is very lucky that just the uni name carries enough weight that usually people don’t have too much trouble finding jobs 
real thing that happened in that imperative course btw:
me: what build toolchain do you recommend? I could only find sbt and I have it partially set up but I wanted to hear your opinions
tutor: what’s a build toolchain
a handy tutor
I don't trust languages that have different build tools used by different projects
tbf he was good at the actual course, it’s just that this uni doesn’t like veering too close to actual practical proogramming 
anyway iirc he (and everyone else) was just calling the compiler manually each time or something (or maybe even using a JIT version? it’s been a while)
Man, at least use a makefile
Proogram
I considered that but decided to continue avoiding learning them so I just learned how to use the main scala build chain instead
that's so f'd up
I learned haskell (poorly and in a very limited sense) as my 3rd language
scheme/lisp as the first, which is way better than haskell for that imo
Well, it's not as bad as I expected, but still annoying. In response to tariffs, Framework is raising their prices in the US by 10% and absorbing the rest of the hit themselves. I hope this nonsense goes away by this summer, when I was planning to order a laptop.
I would direct all complaints to the oxford cs department but they don't tend to listen to literally anyone 
I feel like no higher educational class on programming has ever been described to me in a way that makes the class sound good
lol they definitely would not listen to me
I've heard some good things about some classes, but none that I took so I can't really give details, I ran away from CS pretty hard in college
But there was a class that really emphasized writing readable, bug-free code from what I gathered
lots of grumbles but also conceding that it did improve their skills
I feel like adjusting the prices of existing preorders seems like something that shouldn't even be considered, but that's just my gut reaction tbh
I've got a friend going through a course teaching Java right now and some of the shit they come to me with questions about... it's crazy.
Rather than adjusting the prices, I wish they'd just make a separate line item that directly spells out the impact of tarrifs.
In fact, I wish they'd list the full price of the tarrifs and then subtract off the part of the cost they're absorbing.
It is a tax, it should be invoiced like a tax.
yeah I just mean for people who already put in an order. It feels weird that even if you already put in the order and paid, you may get an email saying "would you like to pay us more or to cancel the order?"
I don't think they did?
I do think CS as a whole suffers from industry being such a big pull away from academia — those who are left in academia tend to be more of a mixed bag, in my experience
Framework, I mean. I've heard of other companies doing that
or ig maybe they weren't prepaid? it says they're considering it I think
Someone on reddit posted a thing about a graphics card they pre-ordered going up in price like $1,000 and needing to reply to an email if they still wanted it
I have been adjacent to a variety of STEM fields and the ones I was least impressed by were in CS, though some of that is ML being in CS
this is the paragraph I'm looking at
Oh, right, that.
Pre-orders are weird so I wasn't thinking of those as much as "things that are currently available already"
yeah it just feels a little shitty. I get that since it's a preorder the tariffs will apply to it when it's delivered so they may have to do this but something about not respecting the price they agreed to when people initially preordered seems awkward to me (even if they make sure to warn you first rather than just taking money out)
god I configured a framework 16 just for the fun of it to see how much it would cost me and it's £1800 without a GPU 
That's the weird thing!
I really doubt the issue will go away
How do i uber convert currency again
Then again, my yolo limit order on VT hasn't struck yet
And I keep on expecting it to
!convert usd gbp
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- Convert to Content Patcher from Custom Furniture, Better Farm Animal Variety (BFAV), Custom Music, JSON Assets, More than Necessary (MTN), SAAT, Shop Tile Framework (STF), TMXLoader, or XNB.
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....guess not
using wolfram I think
.wolfram £1800 to Canadian dollars
C$3263.47 (Canadian dollars) (April 9, 2025)
.wolfram 1800 euro to usd
$1988.10 (US dollars) (April 8, 2025)
My god
$2300.11 (US dollars) (April 8, 2025)
there we go
Big moni
damn, the euro crashed a lot
.wolfram £1800 to cad
C$3263.47 (Canadian dollars) (April 9, 2025)
This is only slightly less than what i paid for my gaming pc that does indeed have real gpu 
and that configuration wouldn't have a GPU at all... 
That's three times what I paid for computer parts including a real gpu
that's infinitely more than my pc cost me!
...granted, I got my pc for free because my uni was throwing it away
Free is the best price
wait, the framework 12 is a yoga laptop? I don't trust those at all 
Why not?
can't trust yoga
in my experience yoga laptops are super fragile and weird
it probably got better on the windows side of things in the several years since I last had the misfortune of seeing one, but I'm definitely not going to bet on Linux compat 
but like the yoga thinkpads for example are famous for random BSoDs (or were back in 2018)
something about the touchscreen and the removable keyboard apparently makes firmware go 
Removable?
I had an HP x360 touchscreen laptop before my current one, it was fine
It didn't have a removable keyboard though, it just folded into a tablet
Tbh I have a yoga computer
you are asking the wrong person
nothing I own was bought by me or is newer than 2016
Thr touch screen never worked for linux
(where that applies obviously)
does the framework 12 also only have one ram slot? I mean it makes sense for a 12" laptop it just surprised me
I want a laptop with specifically 3
ah yes, tri-channel memory
also are the expansion cards just usb-c to (whatever port) dongles in a form factor that slots into the framework 
I am confusion
always has been
so... you could save some money by just not buying any usb-c ones? 
you could
https://bsky.app/profile/frame.work/post/3lmfj2qqyy32p
I have no idea how these prices compare to prices for other laptops.
but then you'd have big recesses
Since there's no US price for obvious reasons and I don't keep up with non-US prices
how do the framework model numbers work? is it screen size?
Yes
ah
The 12 is a 12-inch model, that has a touchscreen and 180 degree hinge.
The 13 and 16 are 13-inch and 16-inch respectively, with no touchscreen and normal hinges.
it looks like a 360 hinge on their website?
this also just made me giggle but one of their job listings has, among their requirements, all three of a bachelor's degree, an understanding of discord bots, and a love of memes, and I find that combination so funny
Apply, lol
is that the community manager
Well, 719 CAD is 519 USD. I was expecting around $500 USD for this to make sense at all.
A desire and ability to wear multiple hats in the early stages of a company, including direct engagement with the community, organizing digital events, and working with internal and external partners.
i thought they had fun hats :(
unfortunately I live across an ocean and do not have a degree in the required fields nor any desire to do this kind of community management 
A bachelor's degree for a community manager?
the community marketing manager is remote to solve the ocean issue
in communications or marketing apparently, yeah. Plus three years' experience
well in that case! /lh
oh actually they'll accept a technical field too
ig it's only the experience that's holding me back
(if I'm being honest the only thing holding me back is this bullet point, I don't like to be perceived and also have an accent haha)
fair enough
might still end up applying ngl, what's the worst that could happen
it's a lot of money and I can probably come up with something that counts towards the experience
Oh that
Multiple hats is code for "you have the duties of three jobs"
"and they'll be laid out as vaguely as possible"
but like that's also normal for startups afaik
at least they're.. vaguely sounding like the main job
true
I have literally threatened to buy and put on hats
still can't get over the "DevOps engineer/IT technician" listing I saw the other day
technician as in.. hardware..?
as in setting up their network and stuff I think?
like the ethernet network
it was so strange
"Go away, the label on my hat is $(projectA) today. Come back when I wearing the $(projectB) hat"
yeah, I can't really think of someone I'd want less involved in IT stuff than devops engineers lmao
make this threat but come in with the beret, white hat or black hat from xkcd
honestly beret guy has been proven to be an asset to every company he was shown at
that's pretty alright imo
With the latest update on tariffs as of a few minutes ago, we're returning our system pricing to where it was before this change. We're working on this now and will have more updates soon.
Framework (@frame.work)
With 32% tariffs on Taiwan in effect, we’ve increased system pricing for US customers by 10%. For now, we’re absorbing the remaining tariff cost. For our lowest-priced base configurations, where we can’t afford to absorb the tariffs, we’re currently pausing sale to the US.
Maybe I should place my order now?
as in, they are absorbing all of the tariff costs?
That's what it sounds like
oh very cool
fellas, is it cool when import levies fluctuate wildly in real time? /s
what's the weird thing?
All my friends are CS and they seem normal?
Except for the one or two friends who escaped
Well, you're my friend and you escsped
i escaped CS as a major, but not as a lifestyle /lh
(Same I suspect haha)
Framework is a great company
(Elizabeth too if we really asked her)
You never quit CS, you only take long breaks.

Once you know how the magic magic thinking boxes work you can't forget the forbidden knowledge.
Ryoku, I'm an electrical engineer
Non-chinese tariffs have been paused for 90 days, so this might be the time to do it
You have 90 days to buy all the things before the market gets all fucked up again
Heyyyy that’s so true
Unreasonably accurate
I had to revoke @cursive sigil’s cs lifestyle card when I found out her pc was (gasp) up to date and well-specced
I think that’s illegal
Yes, this is why i mostly lurk here, i'm not allowed to be here anymore
Seeeeeeee
my computer is only 6 years old at this point but I'm determined to get 10 years out of it
These people are gamers
Tbh all I've been doing on my personal computer is looking at my investment accounts and biting my nails
understandable
ooo what kind of computer is it?
I spend a lot of time on the internet but that's mostly because real-world stuff tends to cost money and I don't really have any disposable income.
if it’s a desktop then I bet 10 will be easy, especially if you’re willing to do small upgrades
...what's the threshold for up to date and well specced? 
laptop… I mean as I’ve said many times, both of mine are 9 years old now 
yeah it's a desktop I built and maintain myself
how old is your computer
Theseus’ PC. theoretically can last forever /lh
Market's already fucked up - extra $300 for a laptop ain't nothin' compared to the $300,000 down (not personalized/exact number) in some people's portfolios.
Was it ever new?
you'd think so, but not really. all the new cpus will require a new motherboard because the socket on my existing motherboard isn't compatible. also I would need new ram, since my ram is too old.
when I built it all the parts were new
I also built mine myself and plan to maintain it myself but i did splurge and got everything new
the trick is to ignore the cpu age until windows stops running, and then just remove windows and install linux and ignore the cpu age forever
well yes, I don't plan to upgrade any time soon. my cpu is more than enough for everything despite how old it is
(but yeah the tie between CPUs and motherboards is so annoying)
I’ve had to explain to people a couple times that unless you’re gaming, doing media production/editing, or running ML stuff locally, your hardware requirements are probably pretty light
I also plan to keep everything as is for a very long time, unless something dies ofc
How do I determine the age of a self built that's had upgrades over the last forever? 
when did you first assemble it 
You mention both the oldest part's age and the newest part's age
and how old are the oldest and newest pats
compiling large rust projects still makes it chug but I think that is just kind of how compiling is
yeah, and besides, compile time is never a bad thing (bear with while I get the xkcd)
.xkcd 303
uber has forsaken xkcd
dh did you guys disable the xkcd command 
Not quite the same but i literally spent 6 hours at work today doing nothing because a model was training
my parents once argued with me that the reason I didn’t get a nicer laptop in uni was that I didn’t need one until I pointed out that every time I wanted to run one of my ML practicals it took like three hours to train
and I had to run them a bunch of times each time
(the actual reason is that I did not consider that to be a good enough reason to spend money lmao)
Oh yeah i remember training models locally, fun long times
...the oldest is 2022, and the newest is 2024. 
In my defense, the previous incarnation of this PC was a 9th gen Intel system with something badly wrong with either the motherboard or CPU. And I wasn't about to switch out for a relatively old part on the chance it wasn't even the problem.
The oldest being 3 years old i think is grounds for a revocation @dusty pollen
I built mine at the start of 2024 and the one before had like an 8th gen i5
I only really consider the graphics card and CPU for age when determining a computer's age. RAM and storage I judge by capacity rather than age. And motherboard age is incredibly bound by CPU age so doesn't matter.
This is ignoring the storage and RAM is the sad part.
If it's not a HDD and DDR3 there's no point mentioning them
I upgrade more often then I need to, but what mostly motivates me is if I can perceive any bottlenecks in my day-to-day that an upgrade would help with. I haven't run into any of those in a while.
What's your current setup?
But then again, I have an RTX 4090 so I probably shouldn't have any bottlenecks yet.
I'm not at my computer right now, but I have posted my neofetch/winfetch here before, let me see if I can dig up the post.
Nothing has changed since I lasted posted my specs.
A 9900X and a much more modest 7900XT for me.
i went with 7800X3D and 4080 Super
I've been really itching to rebuild my home server, but trying to be a little more frugal.
I have a 2600x and a 1660ti
I measure age in terms of number of coolant refills.
Well then technically my coolant tank is the planet's atmosphere, so... zero?
same
Age is just a measure of radioactive material
Actually, by that logic an air-cooled would age much faster. You could math it out in terms of airflow and volume of the case.
(Although I thought it was obvious that I wasn't serious)
It was, I was playing along. 
it was
I have a seven year old laptop
9th is still so new! what are we on now, anyway 
9th is 2018!
to be fair I have no bottlenecks
it's really more of an all-around clog...
The bottleneck is trying to drink the ocean from a straw
exactly!
how do you figure out what the bottleneck is when you're running ff14 on a core i3 gen 5 with 8gb ram and no gpu...
the bottleneck is the friends you made along the way
(to all ye skeptics, it runs at 12 fps in the in-game menu so technically it does run)
Nothing wrong with your games being a powerpoint presentation
that's what I've been saying!
I mean
My bank's web page runs like shit because they don't have good web devs
But the data doesn't update every second anyways
well anyone can make specific apps run like ass
true talent is making them uniformly run like ass
(managed to boot up said laptop to look at the specs - i3 5005U with 8GB RAM)
(looks like it's 2×4GiB DDR3 1600MHz)
don't need to figure anything out there. No gpu of any kind would be quite the bottleneck
exactly 
this sticker implies a level of pride that I'm not sure is warranted...
tyring to run ff14 using software rendering would be rough on any system
well this is the little laptop that could
though I imagine it simply wouldn't work
it does work! on Linux
(I know you mean integrated graphics not literally no gpu)
oh god it's so late that I didn't even catch what you were getting at 
but yes, integrated graphics 
I also thought we were literally talking about software software rendering.
I have one
You can do AAA gaming on that... in the cloud....
I'll get u my 10 year old i7 sticker
no guys it's fine it has these for speed
the gradient in the top left honestly feels like it was pasted into the photo
that's because it was 
it's hiding two stickers that are both information that you guys already know but also still felt weird to share
You must get a lot of GBs out of that thing
(writing like how tech talk is portrayed in movies and television)
your exact address and ssn as stickers on your laptop
God I watched that scene live as it aired not knowing what awaited me
is this the tech version of that one pottery scene from ghost
this is still my favourite Hollywood Does Computers scene I've ever seen
me looking at an android phone:
That's some good looking Unix right there
it's no exaggeration to say that this scene was the catalyst for my mom, sister and I to stop watching this series
there's a similar case in Bones where a "hacker" programs a virus into a bone that then takes over their entire system after scanning the bone
it was such bullshit that it was hard to continue
my only similar story is that there's this detective show my mum watches called Death in Paradise and one time they had a power outage so the main character's laptop turned off 
I love death in paradise it's excused
my laptop doesn't have a functioning battery so I can relate
his laptop wasn't plugged in though 
it's a good show though. And that was one of the better detectives (I think he's probably my favourite out of the ones I've seen?)
it's still airing
I like how in movies when people want to destroy phones or other devices, they mostly just crack the screen
Like all the info is recoverable, and as long as there is power it may still be tracking you
my mom still watches death in paradise every week
yeah, but the most recent episode I've watched was right when they were switching detectives so idk who the current one is
does she watch the spinoffs? the one in the UK is alright but the one in Australia was unbearable
she does watch beyond paradise too yes though I wasn't aware there even was an Australian one
what a nostalgic computer
it's... bad
we had one in teal
though i never uh, smacked it like that
whatevrer it is they are doing
that is not the thing to do
it's weird how these computers came BEFORE some of the beige ones
it feels like they should have come after
I survived teaching a whole class on differential equations today and it feels like braving the gauntlet
it's called Return to Paradise and we hated every minute of the first episode lmao
Another tech joke that didn't age well was they all had tiny phone, but phones trended in the other direction
i wish phones went tiny
differential equations, aka "the thing I managed to avoid by refusing to touch applied maths with a ten foot pole"
pretty sure i could have gotten you on board with today! we went slowly and took a lot of deep breaths
Phones need to get smaller, or pockets need to get larger
women's pockets 
oh you misunderstand, it's not that I can't understand them, it's that I refuse to deal with them 
hahaha
Women's pockets are like big foot or nessie
i could wave the diffeq in your general direction
they're too finicky. and involve actual numbers? in maths? no thank you
lots of today was done in the general case! using variables!
we only plugged in numbers at the end
most of my pants have them, they just are tinnnnnnny
What is this!? a pocket for ants?
do we also have a big foot but tiny
Okay, last Zoolander joke, I promise
That's three in a short time, I've met my quota
minifoot
i think my students would panic in a new and different way if i went down this track...
hobbits
numbers are good. Math needs more of them instead of of exhausting every symbol they can find
After you run out of greek alphabet, you're allowed to start using emoji
New maths be like 😘 = X + Y
I remember learning differential equations, being faced with dx and du and shit and I had no idea what was going on so I just learnt to solve the actual equation while still having no idea what the dx meant
I just learnt my tricks
Just put a dx in that one spot

I meant integration it seems
no idea what the dx is doing at the end of the funky formula but it's there
It's just the limit of triangle x / triangle y as triangle x approaches zero
oh no why are there triangles now
greek delta
I do know that triangle
I learned all of that only to forget it mostly after
I remember us skipping the chapter on limits at school so I still don't really know what that one was about
I vaguely remember the concepts, but there's no way I would be able to apply it
i have vague memories of highschool stuff but everything i did at uni is just gone
you'd think it'd be the other way around
you'd think
Uni = too much booze
dx is a tiny tiny tiny distance
the d stands for tiny
"infinitesimally small"
in an intergral, it means you're deciding to deal with the equation one tiny chunk at a time
tbf in highschool i had to care for all the math because i needed to take an exam from all of it at the end
in uni i just needed it to pass the exam at the end of each semester
if you want to find the area under the curve (integral), you look at many small slices
every slice is "easy" because it looks like a rectangle if you squint
I learnt that's how my calculator did it
I have been trying very hard to get my students to internalize that an integral is the area under a curve
and the slope is the derivative
ah well I got that much thankfully
once you get that much I feel like you're doing alright
though the English terminology will always mess me up
My math classes went into the discovery of various maths, and those resonated well with me
Deriving why that worked
Yeah, most of what I did today isn't what I'll test them on — I want them to know where the magic equations come from
and then how to use them is what I test them on
and assign homework on
I think having learned them, I get a free pass to use technology to do the math for me now. I can't imagine what teaching kids would be like nowadays. They used to say that you won't be walking around carrying a calculator everywhere you go, but here we are now
You still have to know what to plug in to the calculator
my mom worked as a math teacher so I always had some pride on the line to at least be alright at it
I do also regularly mention that a number is wrong because it's the totally wrong order of magnitude
Like, I'm carrying around technology in my pocket more advanced than what brought us to the moon
like if they tell me their little device will hop 0.0000001 m I will tell them to redo the calculation
or 100000 m same deal
Wolfram Alpha is pretty good at calculating answers in the way you'd expect them to be for solving math equations
I use wolfram alpha to check my units sometimes
but we also go over checking the units on stuff in class
it took me an embarrassing number of years to realize that the English term "an order of magnitude" actually means something beyond "a lot" and actually a power of 10
it's a wonky phrase
It took me an embarrasingly long time to realize that the phrase is Prima Donna and not Pre-Madonna
it's very easy to be 10^6 or 10^-6 off if you convert meters to millimeters or kilograms to grams wrong twice
or one of each
oh that one also took me a long time. I thought the song was implying life was very different before madonna somehow and never questioned it
How old are your students?
You may or may not be surprised at how much unit conversions trip people up with real world impacts. I have to call people on basic failed sanity checks, like money fields showing trillions of dollars discrepancies because of decimal place errors.
college-age
not surprised, on a crusade to push the needle just a bit further in favor of checking....
Schooling is different in many places that's why i was asking age
and you don't even deal with the problem we have where the meanings of . and , are flipped between Dutch and English and since excel is locale sensitive you will sometimes just have it interpret your numbers wrong cause someone who opened it had their excel set to a different culture
oh that's terrible
I hate excel almost entirely because of that one thing
Oh yes this was horrible to get used to
This is why I love wolfram
I'm pretty bad at basic math sometimes
I just have a strong engineering instinct
And can catch off by orders of magnitude, etc
My thing is remembering to do the conversion but doing it in the wrong direction.
I should teach how I expand the pockets of my clothing
All my pockets be like that now
(Most hated conversion is probably between milliseconds and microseconds.)
Whenever I did any of those kind of conversions, I'd always write out the "milli-unit to unit" and "unit to micro-unit" steps even though there's some redundancy built into those calculations.
It was the way that I felt like I couldn't get it wrong
I think it is just the fact that very small units of time are meaningless numbers to human intuition. 15 ms and 15 us both just sound like "very fast", even though one of them actually means missing a frame.
Obviously the conversion is very simple, but the number of times I've divided ms by 1000, or multiplied us by 1000...
It's weird because my limescale are pretty fucked
Timescale
To me, a us is eternity
A ns is already pretty long
A ms....we don't even talk ms
In the same way, a um is decently big. A mm is giant.
Sure, these have whatever meaning in context, but you're fighting your instincts.
tbh anything involving mini, micro, nano, deca, or whatever is pretty clear cut to me. I get annoyed converting between disparate units
Like metric to imperial
I mean, I don't instinct think time anymore at that point tbh
Just....lines on an oscilloscope
So it doesn't feel....long in time, but long in distance? Does that make sense?
there's some times when like i do understand why no pockets bc like there is physically no space for pocket items
in distances, i definitely know a um from a mm from a nm
ms and us i can get being confused
Yeah, a mm is something you can actually see, and a nm is something you can't see.
But we can't actually perceive either a millisecond or a microsecond (or a nanosecond, obviously).
after Greek, we started rotating letters and also double-striking them for some reason... honestly atp emojis don't seem that far fetched
is this at university level? for me I swear that was secondary school 
same here... I mean I didn't have math classes in university
I once wore down the pockets of a coat that had them in the lining and ended up having the entire coat serve as a pocket 
this is part of why I always think we would have been better off using permille than percent, people treat 1% like it's 1/1000 because it seems obvious that it's very small, when 1/100 is actually a fairly big amount
luckily if it's to do with probability we're terrible at it regardless of numbering system
whereas 1‰ is pretty small
I think of it in terms of my secondary school sometimes, if something was true for 1% of the population there would have been approx 15 girls like that in the lower school alone, but if something was true for 1‰ there would have been either one or two
the human intuition that everything is 50/50 is hilarious sometimes
you either get it or you don't...
Yes, but I have students from a wide range of majors, some of whom either didn’t get much calculus or were doing zoom classes then
This isn’t the primary educational objective, but things like calculating work as integral of Fdx is impossible without it
I wish all my professors cared about teaching as much as you clearly do
there was one who I always thought was notable for how much she cared but she unfortunately passed away a few years ago and there were honestly very few others who showed the level of passion/commitment to teaching that you’re showing rn
(if you want to look her up, her name was Vicky Neale)
I feel like part of it is that I ended up somewhere that cares a lot about teaching collectively. Being around that all the time is encouraging to keep trying to be better.
that's really reassuring to hear! I love hearing about unis that care in this way
I got a taste of what it's like when people don't and it gave me so much respect for those of you that do
my uni had everything from people who were really passionate about teaching to people who just wanted to do research but were forced to gives a few classes
my uni was mostly the latter and people who were passionate about their (specialised) subject enough to teach it but not enough to be any good at teaching it. There were a handful of passionate professors in each of my departments (maths and CS) but it doesn't help that passion doesn't always take you in the correct direction... in my experience the maths institute was much better though
the cs institute was so bad in terms of only having those two types of lecturers that one of the fundamental year 1 courses was infamous for getting a new lecturer every year who never gave a single shit, reused previous incorrect slides, and then noped tf out at the end of the year, because since it was a very foundational course, nobody specialises in it so literally nobody cared enough to teach it
and by foundational I of course mean the Design and Analysis of Algorithms course, which is that uni's version of Introduction to Algorithms and Data Structures
my algorithms professor was some guy who was really passionate about linear programming and building solvers
Someone told chatgpt to be super nice when given suggestions recently
It's weird
I've been asking it to do stupid simple python scripts, then asking it to add argparse support (because I'm a lazy fucker who can't remember the details of the argparse api)
And every time I say something it says "Nice suggestion! Using argparse's built in X support is clean and..."
Me: "type annotations please"
Chatgpt: "Absolutely! Type annotations make code more maintainable in the future...."
Grok is probably going to come out ahead, long term. I don't know if it does code or can do the specific things you want, but the company behind it is considerably less deluded and insane.
I'm so incredibly annoyed at work. They want everyone to return to the office, but at the same time they can't afford to assign me a permanent seat. So I have to search for a "hotel" seat every day, and the state of some of these are just ridiculous. Today my desk is covered in food debris. Like wtf.
Good luck finding a new job cause that shit sounds ridiculous
Like if I'm going into the office 5 days a week, then there's absolutely no reason why they can't reserve a seat for me.
I want to say something like "Being attached to offices is stupid anyways, since that means they have to pay for upkeep for the office" but clearly they aren't doing that part very well if the desks aren't even clean
Hoteling was a fad in the 90s that went out of style even faster than the open concept floor plan. I'd definitely flip the bird to any company trying to bring it back. May as well insist on a uniform of parachute pants and a flannel shirt.
I really should look for a new job, but I just lack the confidence to go from a relatively secure position to a less certain one
Abusive management practices depend on employees being doormats.
If you've got halfway decent coding and linux sysadmin skills then you can work almost anywhere.
All of my sysadmin stuff is as a hobbyist, so I feel like anywhere I go, I'd have to start from the bottom, which itself isn't the problem, but I think I'd struggle to replace my current salary
Almost everyone who leaves a tech company picks up a bigger salary when they move - that's how they get to a bigger salary. But if you're making anything that's even remotely typical of big tech, what does it even matter if you take a small pay cut?
...twitter?
Maybe after my mortgage refinance is complete, it'll give me some more wiggle room in my budget to absorb a possible dip
What's twitter? Do you mean X? /s
Obviously I don't know your personal situation. But I worked with so many who complained that they weren't making enough, or everything cost too much, or that they couldn't afford this or that, and the truth was that they just didn't put the effort into managing their finances or controlling their spending.
Typical tech position pays far more than typical tech worker needs to live and retire early.
My finances are very well-balanced, and being able to maximize my investments towards an early retirement is part of my planned budget
Although all of that kind of broke this week anyway
If you can't absorb dips in the market, not that well balanced. I mean, you can choose to take the risk of 100% stock market exposure, knowing that you're still working and can technically recover if you get completely or partially wiped out. But then that means, well, you're stuck working, and often stuck working at your current possibly-shitty job.
I made "having fuck-you money" a priority since I was about 25.
Think I'm going to finally order a laptop today. And the prices in the configurator are kind of... more of a ripoff than I thought they'd be. I wonder if that's tariff related? $80 for a 2x8GB ram kit that I can get for $40 elsewhere. $100 for a NVMe drive that's $70 elsewhere. (For that matter, I'd go with a cheaper NVMe and not that specific model, for my intended use for the laptop.)
I doubt anyone wasn't impacted by the market this week given the economy as a whole lost trillions in value. It doesn't matter if you're poor or a billionaire, you were "impacted"
Yeah, you can order with no ram, storage, OS, and power supply.
Which is good. I don't need 180W of charging when I'm not even going to grab a dGPU for it.
The problem with tariff-related pricing is that they'll react quickly to dips, but drag their feet to recoveries, so it's probable that some parts still have their costs adjusted
When i got my framework i did actually just get everything through them except for charger
Definitely not getting their charger.
