#The Adventures of a Husband & Wife

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delicate furnace
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I want to preface this by saying, while not an expert at Project Zomboid, I have about 400 hours in it, which is enough to be competent.

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This is the story of my wifes first interaction with Project Zomboid, together, on a local server.

It took some persuading but I had finally gotten my wife to agree to join me on a locally hosted Project Zomboid 42.13.1 server. Prior to this, I had spent a couple hours looting, fortifying our house, and trying to get it set up to where she wouldn't immediately die upon entering, having a "safe" place to live. Boy was I wrong....

Shortly after joining, we went and raided a few places, local restaurants in rosewood, the bar, another restaurant with a bar, gas station, etc. She had a decent amount of stuff on her. THEN All hell broke loose.

We tried to return to our home, and thanks to the infinite onslaught bug of zombois in 42.13.1, our house was now being constantly bombarded like a taco bell at 3am after a Friday night out. I stood there defending as long as I could with a wooden bat I had found in the back of a box truck, when eventually I noticed my wife, @west kite , wasn't here anymore? Where was she? Take a guess.... You'll never figure it out.

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While I'm here defending the home base, clenching my cheeks as hard as I could, this beautiful woman, who I love sooo very much, is just GONE. She had run off with all of the alcohol we had looted, drank as much as she could and got absolutely shit faced drunk while running away from zombies. So here I am, now trying to figure out where she has gone, because she has ZERO FUCKING CLUE where she is (due to this being her first time playing).

I finally give up on the home base, and simply make a mad dash into the basement to collect all that I can, before running back out and getting a car. Once I do get the vehicle, I set off to find my wife, who at this point, was shitfaced drunk stumbling through the woods. Finally I find her behind a Spiffos, in nothing but her underwear "Because her character got hot", being chased down comically slow by 3 zombies, kind of like that scene in the Austin Powers movie with the golf carts.

TLDR;
My wife's first experience on Project Zomboid was getting shitfaced drunk, running away from home, getting naked, and being lost.

rich creek
delicate furnace
west kite
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I feel called out

rich creek
delicate furnace
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It'd take a few rewrites though

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To make it a better more coherently flowing story.

rich creek
rich creek
delicate furnace
rich creek
delicate furnace
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Both? xD

winter lion
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Thanks for sharing

delicate furnace
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My wife was a part of it, and had no idea I posted this, she got a chuckle out of it too lol

winter lion
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You’re a lucky man

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She’s a natural zomboider without even trying, not in the traditional sense, but in a much more entertaining way

delicate furnace
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I'll continue writing stories about each adventure that is comical lol

winter lion
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I’ll continue reading them 😆

rich creek
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