Ted Bunder's run | Project Zomboid | Page 1

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 9:30 AM

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this is the start of Ted Bunder the Monkeman's run starting from the corner

soft tendon Apr 20, 2025, 9:30 AM

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go get em tiger

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 9:32 AM

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are you kidding me

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 9:33 AM

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HELL YEAH

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 9:34 AM

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ruby musk are you kidding me

Oh

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The hell

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 9:34 AM

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ted bunder will start in a second lol

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 9:34 AM

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Lol

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Alright then

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 9:41 AM

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meet ted a not so normal guy. a cannibal, a hunter, and an avid camper. he somehow got caught out in the middle of nowhere when it happened good thing for him he has his camping supplies and a Glock will he survive or die like every other human. (hes probally gonna die dont get too attached)

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day 1 teds location

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 9:43 AM

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YES

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GO TED!

keen geyser Apr 20, 2025, 9:54 AM

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i gave you the best spawn location ever

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 9:54 AM

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keen geyser i gave you the best spawn location ever

"best"

keen geyser Apr 20, 2025, 9:55 AM

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ruby musk meet ted a not so normal guy. a cannibal, a hunter, and an avid camper. he someh...

wait how is there a zed there

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 9:56 AM

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keen geyser wait how is there a zed there

idk i havent seen any since then tho

keen geyser Apr 20, 2025, 9:56 AM

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i think first order of buisness is

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getting an axe

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crafting one with foraging

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ted the typa guy to drink the mastercard mouse water

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ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:00 AM

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keen geyser i think first order of buisness is

first order is water

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:01 AM

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Show me

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:01 AM

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and safe food

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:02 AM

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What did you do

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Like

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Progress

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:02 AM

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ill give a update once i set up my campsite

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:04 AM

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Cool

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:12 AM

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first day didn't go so well accidentally lit himself on fire while starting his campfire with the only flammable thing he had his drivers license. in terms of food things are looking up he found plenty of berries and insects only issue he doesn't know what he can eat. he's down to half a diet coke then he's out of water things are looking slim considering how far he has to walk.

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side note he may have the best luck ever im not gonna take the katana though because well im in the middle of nowhere why would a katana be in a campfire

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:14 AM

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ruby musk side note he may have the best luck ever im not gonna take the katana though bec...

what

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how

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:14 AM

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ruby musk first day didn't go so well accidentally lit himself on fire while starting his ...

and how did you get that tent????

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sus

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:15 AM

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buoyant lark how

lol more traits i have it so the antiques can spawn anywhere

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:15 AM

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ruby musk lol more traits i have it so the antiques can spawn anywhere

dang, lucky you

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:15 AM

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buoyant lark and how did you get that tent????

i took the starting camping gear with one of my mods so he would have some stuff to help

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:16 AM

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Evolving traits?

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:16 AM

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nah more traits

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:16 AM

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oh

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Well that's nice

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:16 AM

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yea

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ill play more tm its getting late for me

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:23 AM

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ruby musk ill play more tm its getting late for me

Alright then, gn

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:23 AM

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buoyant lark Alright then, gn

gn

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:06 PM

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day 2 of teds run he is now VERY dehydrated luckily there was a ton of berries that provide a small amount of hydration. managed to get a rabbit but with no knife he cant exactly butcher it to get the meat

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:06 PM

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YOURE BACK!

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:07 PM

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lol i have returned

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:07 PM

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ruby musk day 2 of teds run he is now VERY dehydrated luckily there was a ton of berries t...

That's sad, I wish more luck to Ted 😔

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:07 PM

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ruby musk lol i have returned

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:08 PM

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hes gonna need it my plan for tomorrow is to not move around much to save on cal and hydration let the burn heal and just gather berries

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:08 PM

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Average bear simulator

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:09 PM

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lol real

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i also found a ton of medicinal herbs but without a mortar and pestle they are kinda useless

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:10 PM

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Yeah, you gotta survive those tough times lol

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Did you get to level 1 foraging ?

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Then you could maybe get some useful items

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I mean....I got a fucking bulletproof vest and a helmet on level 2

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Maybe you'll find water bottles or something

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:16 PM

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so how many poisonous berries can i eat before i die

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:16 PM

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buoyant lark Maybe you'll find water bottles or something

hopefully

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:16 PM

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buoyant lark I mean....I got a fucking bulletproof vest and a helmet on level 2

damn

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:17 PM

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ruby musk so how many poisonous berries can i eat before i die

Idk lol

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:17 PM

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ruby musk damn

Foraging is crazy

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:18 PM

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fr all ive been getting is wood and berries but im hopeful

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:18 PM

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Wood is useful, berries too!

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:18 PM

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yea fire and food

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:19 PM

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Exactly

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Are you moving towards the civilization btw?

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:19 PM

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yea slowly but surely

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with a burnt leg its taking awhile

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:19 PM

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What did bro do 💀

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:20 PM

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stepped in my fire...

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:21 PM

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Hmmm

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Silly

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:22 PM

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yea lol

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:23 PM

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I hope you will find a car while foraging 🙏

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:23 PM

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well im down to 10 thirst left this isnt looking good

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:23 PM

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Oh god

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Cmon...

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Don't do this to me

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:24 PM

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im praying for a shit ton of berries or rain

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:25 PM

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I'm just praying for shit

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:26 PM

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down to 5 thirst im about to eat some poisonous berries just to live

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:27 PM

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Based

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You gotta do what you gotta do 🫡

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:27 PM

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fr

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YESSS IM AT 1 THIRST BUT I FOUND A POTATO

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im probally still gonna die but this will help me survive for a minute

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:31 PM

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POTATOO

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I know how can you survive

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:31 PM

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its only 1 but it made my thirst 8

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:32 PM

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1: find animal ( the bigger the better )
2: kill
3: open stomach with rok
4: drink

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:32 PM

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yesss 3 berries things are looking up

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:32 PM

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Niiice

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:37 PM

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i found crayons they are food right?

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:38 PM

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My favorite snack 😋

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:38 PM

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i dont know if this a good or bad sign but its the first zoids ive seen since spawning in

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:39 PM

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Bad news

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:39 PM

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hopefully my very dehydrated self can fight that one with a tree branch

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:39 PM

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You should be able to kill that bastard

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Got him?

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:41 PM

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yep im about to die of thirst again though

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had to eat a poisonous ber

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:41 PM

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😱

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But Ted Bunder the monkeman is built different, he can handle it

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Man I can't write anymore, gotta go to bed lol

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I'm making more spelling mistakes than when I was a kid lol

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:42 PM

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alr ill keep posting updates

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:42 PM

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🫡

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:43 PM

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buoyant lark I'm making more spelling mistakes than when I was a kid lol

thats real

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:43 PM

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buoyant lark 🫡

🫡

buoyant lark Apr 20, 2025, 10:43 PM

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Peacing out

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 10:45 PM

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IM SAVED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WATER IS IN CABBAGE

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 11:15 PM

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well its the end of day 2 i cant afford to stop to set up camp if i do ill die from dehydration i need to keep getting berries

ruby musk Apr 20, 2025, 11:32 PM

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sun is starting to go up and here is where i am

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ive had a ton of close calls but im making it close and my foraging skill is leveling up so im finding more berries

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had to rip up my shirt for rags then i finally slept and when i woke up my burn healed so i can now walk alot faster im getting super close to a main road

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im saved there is rain

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:12 AM

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ruby musk im saved there is rain

anything new?

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i missed almost everything cause i had to go out today

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:12 AM

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Nah haven't been playing

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I might play some more in a bit tho

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:12 AM

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what is your location goal

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like where are you trying to get to

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:12 AM

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Civilization

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:13 AM

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closest town is muldrau-

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:13 AM

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Yea...

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:13 AM

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unless you go to

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the military area

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forgot its name

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below muldraugh

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:13 AM

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I just going to loot a few houses for water carrying stuff and walk to west

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:13 AM

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ight

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ima boot up pz now

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:13 AM

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W

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:13 AM

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and continue my

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fortifying the hood

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also

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the water turned off day 1

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i discovered that near the end

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:14 AM

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keen geyser fortifying the hood

Lol

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Dang day 1 is insane

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:14 AM

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i remember

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i was walking out of

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rosewood

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i heard some sounds

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didnt think about it

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that was the water shutting down

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:15 AM

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Sad

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:15 AM

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also

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the way i got the name was

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i thought ted

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hes a cannibal so

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im thinking serial killers

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ted bundy wouldnt be a good name

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ted bunder

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:15 AM

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Ahhh that's perfect

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:15 AM

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yeah

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:15 AM

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I didn't even think about that

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:15 AM

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yeah

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my other choice was

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ted blunder

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:16 AM

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Bunder just fits better

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:16 AM

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yeah

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just remembered

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:17 AM

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Alr I'ma go back to watching YouTube gl with pz

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:17 AM

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kk

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cya

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 6:17 AM

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Cya

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 6:17 AM

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buoyant lark Apr 21, 2025, 7:09 AM

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I AM BACK

buoyant lark Apr 21, 2025, 7:10 AM

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ruby musk had to rip up my shirt for rags then i finally slept and when i woke up my burn ...

Shit your close to muldraugh bro

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 7:41 AM

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day i dont even know i dont have a watch water has started to pool on the ground right in time hes getting a little low on hp hopefully this is safe to drink i dropped my can awhile back

keen geyser Apr 21, 2025, 7:43 AM

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wai

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whys his hair gray

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#1363446606384595054 message

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here its brown with a goatee

buoyant lark Apr 21, 2025, 7:43 AM

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keen geyser here its brown with a goatee

Based

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 7:44 AM

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the stress got to him (i forgot to change it back after the game crashed when i first made him)

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soo i remember being able to drink water from puddles on the ground is that not a thing or from a mod i was using

buoyant lark Apr 21, 2025, 9:37 AM

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ruby musk soo i remember being able to drink water from puddles on the ground is that not ...

Yes

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How is Ted doing now?

ruby musk Apr 21, 2025, 9:38 AM

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I logged off awhile ago tm I don't have school though so I'll get a ton done

buoyant lark Apr 21, 2025, 9:38 AM

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Me too lol

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But it starts tommorow 😔

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Just a friendly reminder 😉

buoyant lark Apr 21, 2025, 8:25 PM

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Ted

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How are you buddy

keen geyser Apr 22, 2025, 7:36 AM

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buoyant lark How are you buddy

fuckin dead

buoyant lark Apr 22, 2025, 11:33 AM

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oh

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RIP then

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lol

ruby musk Apr 22, 2025, 9:36 PM

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Not dead just got busy

buoyant lark Apr 22, 2025, 9:36 PM

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Proof?

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Show pz

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And my Teddy

ruby musk Apr 22, 2025, 10:05 PM

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I will chill

carmine hound Apr 23, 2025, 12:57 AM

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ted is fucking drad

ruby musk Apr 23, 2025, 1:12 AM

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ted is not dead i promise

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heres your proof ted isnt dead

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well im getting closer only issue is its all dense forest

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Ted has done it hes reached a road

buoyant lark Apr 23, 2025, 4:52 AM

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ruby musk Ted has done it hes reached a road

YEEEEEEAAAS

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But

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Your still a long walk from any building

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Cause this road has been abandoned by devs for 10 years

ruby musk Apr 23, 2025, 5:40 AM

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Yea lol

buoyant lark Apr 23, 2025, 7:08 AM

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Where you at now?

buoyant lark Apr 23, 2025, 8:29 AM

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I recommend going to March ridge 😈

ruby musk Apr 23, 2025, 9:23 PM

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March ridge with no weapon sureee

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I'm still on that road

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I'm working on walking towards mul to get some weapons and bottles and a basic car then I'm headed to rose to fully loot it and get a good car

buoyant lark Apr 24, 2025, 4:58 AM

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Yup

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Good plan

buoyant lark Apr 24, 2025, 8:04 PM

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Ted

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cmere

ruby musk Apr 27, 2025, 3:41 AM

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slight issue

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game keeps crashing when i load the save

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for now it seems ted will forever be stuck on that road

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RIP Ted Bunder the Monkeman 4/20/25 - 4/26/25

buoyant lark Apr 27, 2025, 6:41 AM

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(*)

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Rest in peace Ted....

keen geyser Apr 28, 2025, 10:33 PM

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time to start a new run with ted blunder

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supersmile

buoyant lark Apr 29, 2025, 5:20 AM

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😁

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Yes

keen geyser May 6, 2025, 5:55 AM

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so uh

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anythijng

buoyant lark May 6, 2025, 6:33 AM

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He left us bro 💔

buoyant lark May 18, 2025, 6:54 AM

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@ruby musk

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@keen geyser

keen geyser May 18, 2025, 6:55 AM

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hi

buoyant lark May 18, 2025, 6:55 AM

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Damn that was quick lmao

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So uh

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What do we do now?

ruby musk May 19, 2025, 10:11 PM

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i shall return

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gimme a few days

buoyant lark May 20, 2025, 5:01 AM

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That's fire

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We shall wait then

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Based pfp and the banner btw @ruby musk

ruby musk May 20, 2025, 11:36 AM

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Lol

buoyant lark May 20, 2025, 11:46 AM

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So

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When next run?

ruby musk May 21, 2025, 2:57 AM

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a few days i get out of school soon

scarlet raptor May 21, 2025, 2:59 AM

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You died? update there

scarlet raptor May 21, 2025, 3:00 AM

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ruby musk RIP Ted Bunder the Monkeman 4/20/25 - 4/26/25

Ohhh

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May he rest in peace

ruby musk May 23, 2025, 3:38 AM

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anyone got any good mods for me to use I'm 90% sure the mods i was using are incompatible

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i already saw there is a ragdoll for melee that i think would be cool but i dont know any others

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oh yea ill also get that one that allows you to spawn anywhere so i spawn in the same spot

buoyant lark May 23, 2025, 4:54 AM

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sprinters

ruby musk May 26, 2025, 9:36 PM

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aint no way i got timed out

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Update,
its been a month I'm out of school and have plenty of free time so I'm working on a set of mods for the run right now. I'm going to be starting in the same place i ended the run but without the same items. if anyone has any suggestions for mods let me know i have a few in mind but they aren't going to be adding a ton of stuff maybe adding a few towns and vehicles and some QOL stuff and of course the mod to let me spawn anywhere. i will be making a new showcase thingy since this one is for the old run so chat in there

keen geyser May 27, 2025, 4:09 AM

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ruby musk Update, its been a month I'm out of school and have plenty of free time so I'm ...

make it be ted blunder

ruby musk May 27, 2025, 4:16 AM

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It will be ted don't worry

keen geyser May 27, 2025, 4:54 AM

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also this time spawn him with literally nothing
not even clothes
but ill allow shoes cause youll be constantly getting scratched feet without

ruby musk May 27, 2025, 5:11 AM

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bruh bet

buoyant lark May 27, 2025, 5:11 AM

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Hello

ruby musk May 27, 2025, 5:12 AM

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yo

buoyant lark May 27, 2025, 5:12 AM

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Sup

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Just woke up

ruby musk May 27, 2025, 5:12 AM

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damn

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its about bed time for me

buoyant lark May 27, 2025, 5:12 AM

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Oh damn

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Lmao

ruby musk May 27, 2025, 5:12 AM

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lol

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ted will be returning soon

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im working on the mods right now

buoyant lark May 27, 2025, 5:14 AM

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Yuppie

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B42?

ruby musk May 27, 2025, 8:47 AM

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So I got all the mods I want for the save but I really don't want to spend a ton of time grinding up my stats and stuff so ima add an infinite points mod (don't get mad I'm tired of grinding stats I've made 10+ b42 saves that I've gotten far along in then they break from an update) Edit: im not gonna make myself super op just a maxed out stat and like 3 lvls in everything else or something

ruby musk May 27, 2025, 9:00 PM

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sorry everyone but i dont think ted will be returning atleast for a bit i just dont feel like starting it again

#Ted Bunder's run