#The Adventures of Chad Thundercock, Burger Flipper, 25 years old, Single.

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Default apocalypse anti-meta playthrough. If you want to try, you'll get 2 points leftover from Burger Flipper, get whatever you want or don't. If you've ever worked in a burger joint, you'll know the back is dark as heck so I went with Cat's Eyes.

  1. Must only use a newspaper hat to keep the sun out of your eyes and a plastic bag to carry your stuff. Sunglasses and clothes for warmth are cool. No tailoring unless it's to fix a bitching worn Hawaiian shirt. Also, wear gloves to pick up broken glass, I forgot.

  2. No food stockpiles. Hungry? GO looting. only carrying a few snacks around with you.

  3. Avoid mega-forts. No sledgehammers or sheet ropes. Try to be nomadic.
    Only short blunt, short blade, or spears. Did you find a katana or m16? Burger Flipper

  4. Chad's not a weeaboo samurai master or veteran gun nut, it's a neat decoration though. If you choose survivor or sandbox, turn off multihit!

  5. Chef, Nutritionist, Unemployed are also acceptable chad professions. No min-maxing traits though. Go ahead for traits that make sense for your character but don't choose negative traits just to get positive traits.

  6. You can only use sheet ropes to climb down and no sledging the stairs.

You only watch TV for news, no free exp.

In the end, they're just guidelines for a funny meme, play how you want and have fun dying!