narrow pond
If you're looking for low-cost medical care, prescriptions and emergency visits, Murdie Medical is here for you.
Start 2024 healthy, at the low-cost of only $524 per month, enrol by 31st January for care beginning 1st February.
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1193302731729928222
indigo coral
Why does the doctor have a gaming set up?
indigo coral
Wolfenstein more likely
magic ermine
also
indigo coral
Doom doesn't release until later in December lorewise
narrow pond
Why does the doctor have a gaming set up?
it is most obviously to keep spreadsheets of all the healthcare plans 
magic ermine
for googling treatments
narrow pond
magic ermine
really cool hospital tho
in my save with Rami our hospital is literally just a repurposed bathroom
narrow pond
I just need to find an ambulance... I was tempted to use that RV mod, so i could have a medical-hub on the go
magic ermine
2 metal cabinets with a plumbed sink, a basic bed, and two surgeon and doctor certificates that i stole from a nearby family dentistry office
narrow pond
2 metal cabinets with a plumbed sink, a basic bed, and two surgeon and doctor ce...
not even a surgeon/doctor, YOUR CERTIFICATES ARE FOR DENTISTRY
fraud
magic ermine
fraud
i mean
i think the main fraud would be the names on the certificates being completely different from my own name
narrow pond
i was a certified burger flipper before the apocalypse, therefore i'm certified to amputate arms
ez
steel pawn
Frankly speaking, anyone with a qualification would be in demand during a zompoc.
magic ermine
proves my medical skills
steel pawn
From vets to EMTs.
magic ermine
Frankly speaking, anyone with a qualification would be in demand during a zompoc...
yeah even a medical student would be in high demand
a young medical student is better than an old farmer named Larry with a shotgun instead of a saw for amputations
narrow pond
most medical staff these days ARE students lol, at least in the UK 💀
magic ermine
and the government still doesn't pay them 🥰
narrow pond
not enough, nope
magic ermine
fuck rishi 🥰
narrow pond
are you UK too!?
magic ermine
yess
narrow pond
eyyyy
devout bison
If you're looking for low-cost medical care, prescriptions and emergency visits,...
524 Are you nutsß
narrow pond
It’s the apocalypse, we all out here tryna earn a living 
valid heath
You heal bites???
magic ermine
You heal bites???
only bites on your arms
valid heath
Awesome! With medication right?…
valid heath
magic ermine
Awesome! With medication right?…
medication?
oh yeah absolutely
you get some painkillers before we get started!
narrow pond
you get some painkillers before we get started!
excuse you, i am the only surgeon/doc at murdie medical
magic ermine
excuse you, i am the only surgeon/doc at murdie medical <a:ExcuseMe:822263490513...
but as a fellow surgeon i can offer a suggestion
