#Chimera's Revolver Slaughter

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mortal oracle
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be me
Chimera Fleshbeast in space
feeling spiteful bc i lost 1mil credits to being transformed by chimeras on TM last life
I have nothing but a jetpack
begin traveling to halcyon
pass a blue debris
on halcyon, start gooping it up with moss
think, go to colonel room and kill cappy
TSF ID and jetpack
grab mateba, speedloader and ammo box
leave halc with a mass scanner
go to a dead archon, its perfectly intact with just a missing airlock
refuel and pilot to isolated fortunate
refuel the fortunate
no gunnery server. Fuck.
civ responds over shortband, i realize they're in a small ship and lock tf in
hit a rock, then hit them
CRUNCH
convert them shortly after with 3 mateba shots godo
fly to sevastopol
ram a couple ships with fortunate, disembark to explore sevas
clean sevas, save for... A CLANKER!!!
immediately fire on the IPC, ensuing life threatening duel nearly ends with me killed, but I succeed and kill them
meanwhile, an ocelot and a merc are glassing fortunate
after a while of punching the IPC i pilot the Artemis to TM to grab a new fortunate
fly to halcyon to snatch its ammofab and print new mateba ammo
fly back to TM seeing a new MIL vessel on it
there's the ocelot from earlier and that same mil vessel clueless
shoot at the ocelot so its power is dead
shoot at the drakon and ram it twice
oh shit oh fuck thats a mech
abandon ship before it boards, I live and the two ships are left in ruins
travel east to TM, mateba in hand still but I lost my scanner in the panic
make it to TM, find a new scanner, notice there's a civ ship as well
go up to it, confront 3 mercs
begin brawling, poking and picking them off one by one
two flee but one falls

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I convert them to the hive
while in EVA, snatch an EG-4 and swap mateba
my pocket slots are happier now
disabled the civ ships thrusters by turning them off
the mercs see themselves as stranded and start continuing to clear TM of moss
circle a bit, heal up, find one alone and convert them too
last one either left completely or got converted
USSP vessel keeps orbiting TM
I get close enough to disable some guns and thrusters by turning those off
it suddenly flies away after, has bodies on it
return to TM
civ vessel with 500 monkeys, fellow chimera are converting them
said ship gets glassed shortly after leaving TM
find drill, use for pilot console stealing, place on artemis
old console was used for the fortunate
search for mil ship, Sabine mkII on a blue debris
fly up to it in artemis, EVA out, kill 2 mercs
gooped up!!
return to TM in artemis, find argent
EVA to it
oh my there's mechs
circle inside after turning its exteriors off
gygax
broadsword
broadsword 2
im kinda fucked here
convert an engi, doesnt get very far
broadsword jumpscare 1
jetpack away
broadsword jumpscare 2
jetpack AGAIN
broadsword jumpscare 3
it kills me instantly with a missile and I die
So concludes the life and times of Revolver Fleshbeast

drifting fog
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also you missed peakium happening in Camelot

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shame

mortal oracle
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I was too busy converting mercs at the trademall until the mechs showed up