Fought a flyssa with a baeg | Monolith | Page 1

odd sonnet Aug 20, 2025, 11:07 AM

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Me dinner, ussp grunt
Started shift like average baeg enthusiast
Modified a baeg into a mining shuttle
Commissar runs out of fuel, tow them back from Sevastopol into Baikal
Get lots of materials because Baikal needs materials
Mandatory Science for the people
Sevastopol gets contested by TSF
Serzhant wants to fight, gets asked to join
Dinner asks if its a ship fight, if so they want to use a combat baeg
"Naw, its an old school fight, lets go"
Dock at Sevastopol
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Turns out it was a ship fight
Get back on the shuttle
Lose the fight, serzhant's ship is destroyed
Somehow survive and get back into Sevastopol
Wait for the boss to arrive
Bluewall decided to bring us back to Baikal because Dinner didn't shoot them (Imagine being a fraghead am I right?)
Speak about the mighty combat baeg to TSF while on the way to Baikal
Construct the mightiest, leanest and meanest combat baeg to ever graze the deep blue spess
Serzhant Bought a ledokol
Go to Sevastopol
Serzhant loses the fight as Dinner gets to Sevastopol
Dinner proceeds to light up the flyssa
Misses
They miss too
Dodge and weave
Shot until they broke the baegs window
FTL back to Baikal to get a radar and fix the baeg
FTL back to Sevastopol
Catch the flyssa with their back pointed to me
Actually damage the flyssa a bit
Hit and run
Get back to Sevastopol
No flyssa to be seen
Didn't get blown up to pieces
Baikal had plenty of materials and research
Outlived both of my superiors
Somehow the combat baeg outlived a ledokol
Declare total victory and go cryo without giving a shit about my boss
Didn't take any pictures