#The syndiecat incident

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dusky marlin
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be agent
be fake ussp on brick ship with resomi buddy
do a lot of dead drops and get gambling crates
get a syndiecat
go to TO for find more dead drops
some civilians are talking with the only real ussp soldier left
go to talk with the civs because why not
syndiecat spota the crowd 💀
they run straight under the ussp soldier and explode
the soldier loses all it's limbs, 1 civ also loses all their limbs and another one dies but doesn't lose limbs
go crit because i had a grenade on me and it also blew up on my face
get healed up and witness the horrible scene as the remaining civs flee in horror
spend the next 20 minutes patching everyone back up with my buddy both because we feel bad about the civs and because we gotta act like fake ussp

Don't trust the felines, their cuteness is only a disguise for hide the fact at they are monsters!!

lilac lion
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your fault btw

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you spawned the cat and gave it no orders

dusky marlin
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I went eepy and my buddy was the one with them after they spawned i though they had orders...

lilac lion
radiant valve
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I spent 20 minutes roleplaying as a cat just to pull this off

radiant valve
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I had the all clear to blow anywhere at any time. Orders would not restrain the cat.

ebon cypress
sick coral
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lol

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yeah so syndicates just casually have heavily trained syndicats stuffed in random boxes apparently

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smh

lilac lion
sick coral
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Ye

dusky marlin
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Syndiecats not being loyal to their owners is very hilarious

ebon cypress
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and while Rogues are half syndies since they're underneath their sponsorship... it makes for some funny Dynamics of the cat technically being their boss

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It's legit like owning a cat, but it has a bomb up its ass

trail pawn
ebon cypress