Matchmaking

[olive aspen]

WHAT HAPPENED TO ROCKY

[elder stag]

FLY AGUS

Rocky in a whole ass other country jesus

[olive aspen]

I’m having visual glitch

[vale moth]

GO CROCO

[elder stag]

AMNI YOU GOT THIS

[covert flare]

I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS TRACK QWQ

[dull garnet]

man warpstar is very meh

[olive aspen]

I CANT SEE

[elder stag]

YOU GOOD DW

[solar basalt]

I USED ROCKY’S SPECIAL AND IT ENDED DURING THE MIDAIR TRANSITION! NEW GLITCH DISCOVERED LMAO
IM SORRY

[elder stag]

AMNI CAN SAVE US MAYBE IDK

[olive aspen]

IM STUCK ON ROCKYS SPECIAL

[solar basalt]

LMAO

[vale moth]

WHAT LMAO

[scarlet lily]

😭

[elder stag]

what

[vale moth]

I think I saw someone share this glitch before 😭

[elder stag]

WHAT

[solar basalt]

I gotta share the glitch inbatween rounds so after this lemme fetch it to show everyone

😭

[elder stag]

WHAT

AMNI WHAT WAS THAT

[scarlet lily]

nova why are your turns so confusing im gonna make sure to explode you thrice as much now

[solar basalt]

Its still so close

No way we win this

[elder stag]

AMNI CLIPPED THROUGH THE FLOOR FOR 2 SECONDS WHAT

[olive aspen]

Bro rocky glitch

How did you even play this

[fathom pike]

Sorry team

[ocean echo]

Let's goooo!

[vale moth]

DW YOU DID GOOD

[solar basalt]

Mi was just too good

Idk

[olive aspen]

I couldn’t see anything but Rocky’s aura 😭 😭 😭 😭

[solar basalt]

😭

[olive aspen]

I had like a vision of character costume

[dull garnet]

surprised we're 1st since both of of the teams were in 3rd

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[sharp harbor]

Floors are sooooo 2024. I defy physics

[scarlet lily]

we blame it all on nova dont worry!

[carmine thorn]

Ty whoever Marx was

[vale moth]

I actually want to see if the out of bound glitch still works on the track

[solar basalt]

AFTER ALL OF THAT AND EVEN BLINDING MYSELF, AND ON THE SLICK STAR, HOW DID I STILL GET THE BEST RESULTS ON THE TEAM

we are cursed

[vale moth]

LOL

[olive aspen]

I didn’t even see Marx AT ALL

[ocean echo]

That was me

[sharp harbor]

GGs guys!!!

[ocean echo]

ggs

[solar basalt]

Lemme take a minute to get the video of rocky glitch lmao
Brb give me 3 minutes

[dull garnet]

so what's next? I might have some city trial teams checklist to do

[olive aspen]

We can do teams

[vale moth]

Ok!

I think I got a couple of achievements related to that

[olive aspen]

Yeah the rocky glitch literally made it impossible for me to see lol

[elder stag]

I clipped it wtf

[sharp harbor]

At least I finally got formula star lool

[scarlet lily]

amni showing her true power for a bit

[olive aspen]

How many people are on the paddock rn

[sharp harbor]

LMAOOOOO IT SHOWED ME ABOVE THE FLOOR IN MY POV LMAOO

[dull garnet]

11

[olive aspen]

Yeah no wonder why cpu sucks its at level 1 as always

[sharp harbor]

That's only 0.1% of my power /j

[elder stag]

WHAT LMAO

[scarlet lily]

too much and you would have exploded nova

[olive aspen]

We were already cursed from Cappy in the team

[sharp harbor]

As he deserves

[olive aspen]

Well

Red team we’re screwed

Just saying

[sharp harbor]

Is friendly fire on?

[olive aspen]

CPU is

In red team

[scarlet lily]

meta knight team

[covert flare]

we can do it, i think

[solar basalt]

Me using 0.1% of my true rocky powers

[olive aspen]

That’s cooked

[sharp harbor]

I love Keeby's special so much 😭 😭

[olive aspen]

When your teammate throws gordo in your face

😭 😭 😭 😭

[dull garnet]

damb. the one time I was able to go to the island, there's no cannon

[vale moth]

love the abrupt transition from starlit journey to the most dinkiest song LOL

OH MY GOODNESS I WAS SO FAST

[elder stag]

JESUS CHRIST MAN

[olive aspen]

Yeah figured

[elder stag]

Yukuri was so damn close to me jesus

[solar basalt]

Dang

[dull garnet]

mk team wins

[vale moth]

YIPPEE

[fathom pike]

Gosh im so good at hitting walls

[olive aspen]

Idk who even won

[scarlet lily]

I was on low hp that entire city trial match

[sharp harbor]

GGs!

[olive aspen]

Yeah CPU isn’t fun

[elder stag]

Kuddo's Gooey won

[olive aspen]

I mean

Between us

[sharp harbor]

Pls, I just want dyna blade

[elder stag]

Ohhhh

[olive aspen]

My screen showed I was getting hit from behind like a back massage lol

[dull garnet]

gonna do another team march w/ just dustup derby

[scarlet lily]

I think the cappy CPU won that one

[elder stag]

I did but only cause I hit you as you caught up

[sharp harbor]

I can play one more game before I go to sleep. I have work tomorrow

[elder stag]

Waaait no

[vale moth]

Oh yeah one of the achievements I need to get is "Collect and hold a legendary machine on your team"

[elder stag]

Yukurri beat me

[solar basalt]

Finally an event where rocky can flourish

[elder stag]

damn

[olive aspen]

😭

[dull garnet]

its still 11 right?

[elder stag]

It showed you had more points in your placement

[vale moth]

Yup

[solar basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-tanamen-gecky-incorporeal-gif-21102682

[elder stag]

I am almost halfway through the online achievements

(Also the money helps cause there's some machines I wanna buy)

[olive aspen]

Still missing climbing UFO and Halberd

Not the cpu again 😭

[scarlet lily]

DYNA BLADE

[sharp harbor]

FINALLY

[scarlet lily]

FINALLY

[sharp harbor]

DYNA BLADE OMGG

[olive aspen]

Whoever that screwed up my checklist achievement I hope your pillow is warm tonight

[elder stag]

WE GOT WM

[dull garnet]

o, no machines dont go to you when the parking lot event happens

[sharp harbor]

60 HOURS!!!

60 FLIPPING HOURS

[elder stag]

How tf does the CPU get more kills than me

[olive aspen]

Yes I am very upset about it

[sharp harbor]

I'M JUST HAPPY I GOT DYNA BLADEEEEE

[solar basalt]

WHY DID EVERYONE HAVE VAMPIRE EXCEPT ME!?!??!!

[vale moth]

:(

[solar basalt]

[elder stag]

Wait wtf how tf I wijn

[sharp harbor]

You missed the Vampire motto 😔

[elder stag]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-super-sonic-super-shadow-shadow-sonic-adventure-2-gif-8031798342738407834

same

[scarlet lily]

I FINALLY HAVE HYDRA IN FREE ROAM

[fathom pike]

Vampire star convention

[dull garnet]

o, the checklist was for a city trials dustup derby, not the stadium

damb

[sharp harbor]

FINALLY, I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT

I CAN SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN

I'M FREE

[olive aspen]

Bro where is this UFO man

[solar basalt]

In space

[scarlet lily]

Lor wheelie wth thats so cool

[solar basalt]

Where else?

[jovial chasm]

Finally have the chance to play

[solar basalt]

Hi magma

[sharp harbor]

Welcome Magma!

[vale moth]

Welcome!

[sharp harbor]

Wait, uuuh spoilers

[dull garnet]

so teams again, or does anyone else have something else to chase?

[sharp harbor]

I'll post in the spoiler chat

[carmine thorn]

Teams is fine w me

[olive aspen]

I’m just in need of UFO lol

[carmine thorn]

What is UFO?

[vale moth]

I can continue doing team

[solar basalt]

Id be down for another relay race

[jovial chasm]

I'm down for whatever, I'm not going for anything right now

[fathom pike]

I'll probably stop playing since im not in the best air riding condition

Hope yall have fun 🫶

[sharp harbor]

I'm gonna stop for now too. My neck hurts and I have work tomorrow 😭

I'll play tomorrow though!

[elder stag]

Ayyyy

[scarlet lily]

cya croco!
cya amni!

[elder stag]

Gotcha and stay safe you two

Cya

[solar basalt]

Well then have a good [relevent current time to reader] croco

[olive aspen]

Byeee!

[vale moth]

Gn!! Thanks for joining!

[ocean echo]

cyall

[scarlet lily]

no more whatsapp scooter

[sharp harbor]

Thanks for helping me get some of the achievements! I'll help out more tomorrow after work!

[vale moth]

Cya!!

[olive aspen]

Feel better soon Croco 💪

[dull garnet]

aaaaaaaa I'm on paper star here

[sharp harbor]

Finally, I can sleep at night with Dyna Blade Finally appearing

[vale moth]

NOO I DIDNT GET ANYONE

[sharp harbor]

Give them the meanest paper cuts

[olive aspen]

Hey we got wmex’s checklist!

[jovial chasm]

Yeah okay

[vale moth]

VIBBIN I SAW YOU GET THE ||LEO PIECES|| GRAHHH /lh

[dull garnet]

formula sweep for once

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[jovial chasm]

Ha

[ocean echo]

Why did I come here with a shadow star on marx 😭

[solar basalt]

I love winning team battles wish I could do it more often

Gg lol

[jovial chasm]

I contributed nothing 🔥

[olive aspen]

Peak

Scooter my beloved

[dull garnet]

got the cannon one at least

[olive aspen]

💪 💪 💪

[dull garnet]

down to 10

[solar basalt]

Slick star rocky back once again to contribute nothing

🔥

[dull garnet]

o, 5 laps

[carmine thorn]

oh no im last

[solar basalt]

We yearn for the mines lmao

[olive aspen]

Me when I missed up

[scarlet lily]

im going against deez again im I about to be cooked (again)

[carmine thorn]

at least no cpus this way i think

[solar basalt]

Never realized how smart of a combination jet star susie was till now

[olive aspen]

I just noticed im last im cooked

[jovial chasm]

I just want to see my Senchou star

[solar basalt]

That actually makes a ton of sense

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[elder stag]

God damn Agus

Fella is leaving the country

[solar basalt]

The weight of the team rests on your shoulders. Which is extra tough considering one of them is a rock

[olive aspen]

Remember this checklist where we needed to finish the lap in specific time

[dull garnet]

bad start

[scarlet lily]

peak paper star

[elder stag]

a specific time?

[dull garnet]

fell down the pit of shame

[elder stag]

oh god

[carmine thorn]

what time?

[olive aspen]

It’s time for us to cry

Okay gooey is cute in that hat

I love how this game is like perfect for actual competition

[jovial chasm]

I got very distracted at the start lmao

[vale moth]

Oh hey I got the baton achievement!

[jovial chasm]

Yeah this mode is a lot of fun

[solar basalt]

Am I nuts or did the game say jet star when marx was on the hop star

[olive aspen]

Isn’t there a checklist where you need to be the last person in the team to finish

I forgot

[solar basalt]

Im kinda surprised because I swear team relay wasn’t mentioned in any directs

Its such a good mode

[dull garnet]

it wasnt

only the machine one was

[solar basalt]

Sakurai casually hiding peak

[dull garnet]

o rip, you don't keep abilities during the switch

[elder stag]

Got the baton achievement

[olive aspen]

Oh god the slick rocky 😭 😭

[vale moth]

GO SLICK ROCKY

[jovial chasm]

I can't see him but GO ROCKY ANYWAY

[elder stag]

MK COME ON MAN

[jovial chasm]

That was so funny 😭

[elder stag]

ARI THInK OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

[vale moth]

GO MAGOLOR WEARING A PRETTY RIBBON

[dull garnet]

door stuck

[solar basalt]

COME ON YUKKURI YOU GOT THIS!!!!

[scarlet lily]

you got this ari!!!

[solar basalt]

[dull garnet]

also damb, been waiting so long for the race to end that my switch went dim

[vale moth]

[dull garnet]

owari

[elder stag]

ARI LET'S GOOOO

[jovial chasm]

YEAHHHHH

[olive aspen]

What was that 💀 💀 💀 💀

Why did I fly so high

[vale moth]

Aw dang

Ggs!

[olive aspen]

Did yall see how high Magolor flew 💀 💀

[ocean echo]

well ggs

[dull garnet]

slick rocky has the best time out of all of us

[solar basalt]

Wow that race was 7 minutes

Why is my slick rocky unironically performing so well

[scarlet lily]

team relay is so peak

[olive aspen]

He genuinely flew higher than like, winged star

[scarlet lily]

IT BEAT ME TWICE

[jovial chasm]

Whatever. Go my Magolor

[solar basalt]

Oh wait I know why.
Because rocky is the GOAT

[vale moth]

What if I go swerve gooey (bad idea)

[solar basalt]

Sakurai decided to bestow upon you old wheelie scooter jumping lmao

[ocean echo]

We should do 5 teams of 2

[jovial chasm]

True

[olive aspen]

Bro the scooter can glide higher than dragoon in air glider

[dull garnet]

yea, we can still change it now if you want

[scarlet lily]

[elder stag]

https://tenor.com/view/meta-knight-kirby-meta-knighto-mk-get-real-gif-26242008

nope

[solar basalt]

Close enough
Welcome back bulk star air glider

[covert flare]

we can do that?

[olive aspen]

No we’re not doing it LOL

[vale moth]

YES

[scarlet lily]

how funny would it be if the game puts me up against deez again that would be so funny im I right

[olive aspen]

I’m tired of being last person in rally 💀 💀

[solar basalt]

Nah watch the game give us an anti slick star map

If we get beanstalk park Imma scream

[olive aspen]

I forgot to change my MACHINR

again

[jovial chasm]

I'm sticking with my funny Paper Star

[solar basalt]

Oh thanks god lmao

[olive aspen]

Finally I’m not last

[carmine thorn]

why am i last again nooooo

[vale moth]

Two Taranzas

[dull garnet]

dittos

[jovial chasm]

Spider infestation

[vale moth]

WAIT

RELAY RACE NEBULA BELT

[solar basalt]

Taranza is on the funeral frontrunner
OUR TEAM HAS TO WIN

[olive aspen]

Is that turbo star lol

[vale moth]

GO ONGIRI TARANZA

[olive aspen]

ITS TWIN TURBO

😭 😭 😭 😭

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-twin-turbo-gif-3180493733057812060

[dull garnet]

man, vampire looks way too slow when spectated

[vale moth]

im gonna fumble with swerve star

[jovial chasm]

Nah our Ranza has Vampire

[olive aspen]

Swerve gooey 😭 😭 😭 😭

Oh god I’m getting motion sickness

[elder stag]

Damn I messed up (I was Taranza on the vampire star)

[jovial chasm]

Coughing baby vs coughing baby

[elder stag]

(I just wanted to use the funny machine)

[scarlet lily]

someone got the pun lmao 😭

[elder stag]

COME ON ROCKY

[olive aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/twin-turbo-twinturbo-tuesday-uma-musume-secret-message-gif-13255789784079975802

[elder stag]

IT'S ALL YOU MAN

[dull garnet]

slp

[jovial chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-twin-turbo-turbo-taabo-gif-11244249285844705968

[solar basalt]

I might have to start unironically main slick star lmao

[scarlet lily]

you are one of the best slick star users ive seen

[jovial chasm]

I should probably switch off Paper but it's such a funny star

[elder stag]

COME ON BUCKET

[olive aspen]

WHAT

[vale moth]

HUH

[olive aspen]

The special glitched again

Bandee was shooting Magolor cannon 💀

[vale moth]

I saw

[scarlet lily]

traitor bandee?!

[solar basalt]

This is such a close race

[vale moth]

Wait I didnt see Bandee shooting Magolor cannon

[solar basalt]

[vale moth]

I only saw the bar glitched

[elder stag]

MOLT MOLT PLS AVENGE US

[vale moth]

HORNET SHADOW STAR

[solar basalt]

LETS GO MAGMA

[olive aspen]

Scary

[vale moth]

https://tenor.com/view/hornet-silksong-dance-hornet-dance-hornet-silksong-gif-3654151901745923854

[solar basalt]

COME ON MAGMA

[vale moth]

WOOO

[scarlet lily]

LETS GO ARI!!

[solar basalt]

Gg

[olive aspen]

🙏 🙏 🙏

[elder stag]

This is what I get for riding on Sectonia's grave

[jovial chasm]

I blame the person before me putting me so far behind

Kappa

[vale moth]

WHAT LMAO

[elder stag]

the Vampire Star machine I am using is a coffin

[olive aspen]

Omg you had the Sectonia coffin vampire star lol

[vale moth]

😭

[elder stag]

Yeeeuuup

[olive aspen]

Anyone wanna drive around for few moment

[jovial chasm]

Yeah

[olive aspen]

Just a break

[vale moth]

Sure thing!

[elder stag]

Sure

[solar basalt]

Free run?

YEAAAAAAA

[jovial chasm]

Hell yeah

[olive aspen]

I LOVE FREE RUN

[vale moth]

What should I do in free run though

[olive aspen]

WE NEED TO TAKE A PIC TOGETHER

[vale moth]

YEAH

[scarlet lily]

LETS FREE RUN

[elder stag]

Ngl I didn't know we could do free run online

[solar basalt]

One day we gotta all play hide and seek in free run

Or zombie tag

[jovial chasm]

TRUE

[olive aspen]

TRYE

WE SHOULD

[vale moth]

TRUE

[ocean echo]

That would be fire

[olive aspen]

Wmex are you ok 😭

[scarlet lily]

how many people are in the paddock again

[olive aspen]

10

Photo time!

[solar basalt]

More than 2

[jovial chasm]

Group photo everyone

[olive aspen]

Two ranza

Tworanza

[vale moth]

OH MY GOD

[olive aspen]

GELP

[vale moth]

THE SECTONIA COFFIN

[olive aspen]

KAWASAKI

[vale moth]

we should hold sectonia funeral

[elder stag]

Dead Taranza as everyone leaves with Sectonia's coffin lmao

[scarlet lily]

I cant believe deez is killing twin turbo

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[vale moth]

IM STEALING SECTONIA'S COFFIN

[dull garnet]

there's a bouncing swerve star here

[olive aspen]

NOOO

[vale moth]

I see that too LOL

"Porygon used Bounce"

[elder stag]

YOU BROKE HER COFFIN WTF

[scarlet lily]

two taranzas found dead

[elder stag]

BUCKET BIRD WTF

[vale moth]

[elder stag]

SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD

[solar basalt]

BUCKET BIRD WHY?!?

MY SLICK STAR

[solar basalt]

BUCKET BIRD IS BULLYING ME!!

[ocean echo]

nuh uh

[elder stag]

I am being runovered lmao

[vale moth]

what happened here...

[olive aspen]

that porygon aren’t dying LOL

[vale moth]

😭

[carmine thorn]

rip leo

[elder stag]

THAT'S FOR DESTROYING HER GRAVE

[ocean echo]

owie

[olive aspen]

ROAD KILL

[elder stag]

Er coffin

[olive aspen]

Uh

I’m stuck

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[vale moth]

huh 😭

[olive aspen]

Meta knight are you ok😭 😭 😭

[vale moth]

That Porygon is still bouncing LOL

[olive aspen]

Idk what’s up with that bro LOL

[vale moth]

uh

[olive aspen]

We should jump together

[vale moth]

it just

disappeared??

poofed out of existence

rip porygon swerve star you will always be bouncing in our heart :(

[elder stag]

Awww

I've avenged my queen

[scarlet lily]

I got stuck in the cobweb area 😭

[olive aspen]

RUN WMEX

[elder stag]

Bro trapped us here lmao

[vale moth]

I'm gonna destroy all of the machines

[olive aspen]

I’m just witnessing Hydra destroying and trapping everyone 🔥 🔥 🔥

[carmine thorn]

im dead and witnessing hydra go on a murder spree

[olive aspen]

What character are you LOL

Lowkey this can be a game
Hydra Vs regular machine

We’re hiding…

[carmine thorn]

meta knight

with bunny ears lol

[elder stag]

I'm Taranza- GOD DAMN

With the top hat

[carmine thorn]

ok im alive now

a wagon star found me

[vale moth]

there's so many warp stars LOL

[fervent haven]

activity jumpscare wtf

[carmine thorn]

all the machines got destroyed so i guess warp stars spawned

[olive aspen]

We’re screwing around in free mode

Hydra is killing us all

[vale moth]

Not all machines
...yet

[olive aspen]

I see formula and swerve

[elder stag]

Got murdered by a fellow spider for chilling

[vale moth]

we also destroyed sectonia coffin!

PORYGON SWERVE IS BACK

[olive aspen]

YES

[vale moth]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-falling-fallen-kingdom-fallen-kingdom-gif-6774652182841014167

[olive aspen]

NOT TIDAY TARANZA

[jovial chasm]

The Warp Stars are plentiful

[carmine thorn]

found a compact star

[vale moth]

If only we could summon our custom machines

NOO MY PORYGON

[olive aspen]

Where did Vibbin go lol

[scarlet lily]

I have decided to hide hydra in a sacred place

[olive aspen]

WHAT

[sharp harbor]

"This tower ain't big enough for the two of us!"

[elder stag]

WHAT

DOUBLE WHAT

[olive aspen]

LNO

DCARFY HAS IT

[sharp harbor]

Are we that surprised? This is Vibbin we're talking about 😭

[scarlet lily]

sacred place has been found that was fast

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭

[scarlet lily]

[olive aspen]

Objective: kill Hydra

[dull garnet]

kk, heading out

aee ya

[sharp harbor]

We need a search and destroy mode

[vale moth]

Cya wmex!

[olive aspen]

Bye!

[scarlet lily]

I feel like we have seen this with a certain other legendary machine hmmmmm

[olive aspen]

[vale moth]

oh yeah what happened to the dragoon

[olive aspen]

Uhhhh

Gone

[vale moth]

[olive aspen]

I destroyed one and other exploded

[sharp harbor]

Dragone

[vale moth]

dragoover...

[solar basalt]

Wish my pitch star would spawn

[olive aspen]

“Let’s bring our machine!”
5 seconds later:

💥 💥 💥 💥

[sharp harbor]

It's Knuckle Joever

[vale moth]

formular star have now been destroyed

[scarlet lily]

Porygon, Sectonia, and Twin Turbo were all destroyed by the evil Hydra

[elder stag]

BRUH

[jovial chasm]

Today I will cause problems on purpose

[vale moth]

We need to sacrifice the hydra users into the volcano

THE HYDRA IS IN THE VOLCANO

[carmine thorn]

the hydra just came in and wrecked all the warp stars on the moon

[olive aspen]

WHAT

SWEVE STAR IS INVINCIBLE

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[solar basalt]

Yukkuri did you just tank three hydra hits

[olive aspen]

YEAH

[vale moth]

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭

[vale moth]

PORYGON WILL NEVER DIE

[jovial chasm]

Why can't I kill the Swerve Star 😭

[olive aspen]

Come back

[elder stag]

Gonna head out, falling asleep lol

It was fun and thanks yall for helping me get a lot of achievements 👋

[vale moth]

PORYGON IS THE MAIN PROTAGONIST

See you!!

[sharp harbor]

Goodnight!

[olive aspen]

Good night!

[elder stag]

👍👍👍

Gn!

[sharp harbor]

I'm so drawing a meme about this

[olive aspen]

HOW

😭 😭 😭 😭

They can’t die

[scarlet lily]

why was taranza the only one that died 😭

[elder stag]

fr like yall got me from 0 to 76% done with the online checklists

[vale moth]

😭

[jovial chasm]

Lmao

[solar basalt]

I swear this porygon just refuses to die

First it wouldn’t pop and just bounce

Now this

[sharp harbor]

Breaking news: Machine refuses to die

[scarlet lily]

ITS NOT EVEN SMOKING

[vale moth]

hydra is actually a ghost type so it cant hit porygon

[solar basalt]

Also somewhat unrelated but uh, anyone else ready to go back and do one or two more races?

[vale moth]

LMAOOO

[scarlet lily]

HOW

[olive aspen]

LOOK

magma

Bring your Hydra

I wanna see if I can destroy it

[scarlet lily]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-here-i-realize-gif-24728653

[olive aspen]

Before we go back

[solar basalt]

Ow

[sharp harbor]

IF ONLY I WASNT ABOUT TO SLEEP, I'D EDIT THIS 😭 😭

[solar basalt]

Why yukkuri why

[scarlet lily]

yukkuri why are you t-bagging me smh

[jovial chasm]

Hydra vs Swerve apparently

[olive aspen]

Bro is tanking it

Do we wanna rally or

[solar basalt]

OK SO FOR SOME REASON
EVERY TIME I HIT YUKKURI THE SOUND THAT PLAYS WHEN A MACHINE DIES IS PLAYING BUT THE STAR STILL ISNT BREAKING

[olive aspen]

HAHAHA

[solar basalt]

Swerve star said

https://tenor.com/view/red-heart-heart-break-breaking-heart-cracked-but-it-refused-gif-26569141

[olive aspen]

THAT WAS FUNNY

[jovial chasm]

LMAO

Just one last kill

[vale moth]

🥀

Thought we were going to take photos earlier :')

[scarlet lily]

my switch is about to die 😔

[jovial chasm]

I got some really funny clips from that

[solar basalt]

Imma hop off swerve star for this one round just to show off my pitch star lol

Free run is fun

[olive aspen]

Vibbin NOOOO

[solar basalt]

This or another weekend we definitely need to play hide and seek in free run

[vale moth]

Cya Vibbin!!

[scarlet lily]

ill probably be done for tonight
it was fun!!!

[solar basalt]

Bye vibbin

[olive aspen]

We should! Also I may host a help city trial tomorrow again

To help with checklist

[vale moth]

In that case I'm showing of my shiny wingull

[jovial chasm]

It's so funny that machines don't respawn so it just floods with Warp Stars 😭

[olive aspen]

Rip team C

[vale moth]

GO HORNET SILKSONG SHADOW STAR

[ocean echo]

The dee team

[jovial chasm]

I am beyond cooked

[covert flare]

heyyy, i maybe still have a chance

[jovial chasm]

Never mind apparently

[solar basalt]

Wow that was a good lap

[carmine thorn]

apparently if you suck enough the game gives you the ufo ability

[solar basalt]

You got this magma!!!

[olive aspen]

Why are we all warp Star lol

[solar basalt]

Because we are so called free thinkers

[jovial chasm]

[solar basalt]

Dang, we did start off strong tho

Gg

[olive aspen]

What happened 😭 😭 😭 😭

[solar basalt]

Welp back to slick star

[olive aspen]

FALLIS NOOO

[solar basalt]

YOU GOT THIS

[carmine thorn]

last again!!!???

[solar basalt]

Is yukkuri snaking lmao

[olive aspen]

Maaaybe

[jovial chasm]

Maybe I should switch off Paper

But my funny Marine star....

[solar basalt]

Well good job
We got such a good lead

[olive aspen]

This is the only good stage for scooter /j

I think the fastest is scooter + waddle Dee on this course

[solar basalt]

Waddle copter OP?

[jovial chasm]

I forgot how bad this stage is for flying machines

So little ramps

[olive aspen]

I have never seen Marx attack

[vale moth]

Yeah I'm cooked

[jovial chasm]

Bulk coming in clutch

This is painful to watch, I'm sorry 😭

[olive aspen]

I love how both team A and B’s 2nd and 4th runner is WINGED STAR LOL

[solar basalt]

Maybe next time we should reveal the course BEFORE we choose our vehicles

[jovial chasm]

Alright fine I'll switch to an actually good machine after this, I still want to actually win

[olive aspen]

lol I can make the race

[solar basalt]

Time for nebula belt to race to see who can fall asleep first

[jovial chasm]

Real

Oh my god 😭

[olive aspen]

OH GOD

ITS SO CLOSE

WHO WON

😭 😭

[solar basalt]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[olive aspen]

YEAH

[solar basalt]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[jovial chasm]

IT WAS SO CLOSE 😭

[vale moth]

😭

[vale moth]

gg!

[olive aspen]

HAHAHA

[solar basalt]

LETS GO WE DID IT

Also wow mount amberfalls sucks with silk star lmao

[olive aspen]

Wait don’t join

I screwed up

[solar basalt]

Bruh

[vale moth]

You know what, I'm picking random

Watch how I get the worst machine

[solar basalt]

Machine passage? I can work with this

[solar basalt]

Formula star gaming

[jovial chasm]

Banger music at least

[solar basalt]

Nah this is an awesome track

[olive aspen]

Delay llama my beloved

[solar basalt]

I love it

[olive aspen]

Turbo 😭

[jovial chasm]

Lmao it refuses to put me on the same team as Yuki

Literally every match so far lol

[olive aspen]

Omg true

[solar basalt]

Watch, one of us is gonna get caught on the dang pinball machine

[olive aspen]

We never got in same team

[solar basalt]

[olive aspen]

The middle one is WORST

[vale moth]

[solar basalt]

Every air ride track has that one moment lmao

Closest equivalent is that one annoying corckscrew in checker knights

[olive aspen]

This was my fav og course

[jovial chasm]

We should do Checker Knights next

[olive aspen]

Oh my god lol

The longest course

HAHAHA

[vale moth]

WHA

[olive aspen]

BANDEE GOT SCRRWED OVER BY THE BOTTOM FLAP

[vale moth]

YOOOO

[ocean echo]

That was really close

[jovial chasm]

WHAT

[solar basalt]

WHAT

[jovial chasm]

LMAOOOOOOIO

[olive aspen]

SOMEONE CLIP THAT

[vale moth]

0.04 😭

[jovial chasm]

CLIPPED THAT

😭

[olive aspen]

It’s so over

[solar basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/bull-shit-gif-9647046

[jovial chasm]

Scarfover

Gonna clip dump once I'm done

[olive aspen]

This is too fun

😭 😭

[jovial chasm]

Yeah lmao

[solar basalt]

HOW WAS TEAM RELAY NEVER MENTIONED IN A DIRECT?!?!?!?

This is like the best team mode in any racing game lmao

[olive aspen]

When we do actual server tournament it’s gonna go so fun

[vale moth]

[jovial chasm]

Dude this mode is so funny, can't believe they never mentioned it

[olive aspen]

Why is magma not on my team again

[jovial chasm]

😭

[olive aspen]

[jovial chasm]

This is discrimination

[solar basalt]

Can’t you manually edit teams?

[vale moth]

Hope I've gotten a good machine this time

[olive aspen]

You can, but I just do with whatever that give me first

[solar basalt]

Oh is that jet star marx themed

Also good lap yukkuri

[olive aspen]

💪

[solar basalt]

I swear no vehicle can properly do that corkscrew turn
It’s impossible they added it to be funny

[olive aspen]

T R A N S F O R M A T I O N

[ocean echo]

yeah its a nova jet star

[solar basalt]

Cool

[olive aspen]

It’s so cool!

Looool

WHAT

[jovial chasm]

Glad I practiced on this map a lot

[olive aspen]

I GOT ERROR

[vale moth]

NOOO

[carmine thorn]

i got an error too

[olive aspen]

??????

[jovial chasm]

It's still going for me

What's gonna happen when it ends then 😭

[olive aspen]

Did you get this?

[carmine thorn]

it restarted my game, but but the game is stuttering for some reason

[vale moth]

Nope

[ocean echo]

rocky on slick star is too strong

[solar basalt]

NICE

[carmine thorn]

it just said that there was an error and it was exiting the game for me

and then it closed the game

[vale moth]

Nice!!

[solar basalt]

Is everything ok?

[vale moth]

Weird though

[carmine thorn]

i started the game back up, but now its stuttering a little bit

[olive aspen]

My game isn’t starting up

[vale moth]

Oh

[jovial chasm]

OH WADDLE DOO WAS A CPU THATS WHY HE PLAYED LIKE TOTAL ASS 😭

[solar basalt]

Oh thats concerning

[olive aspen]

Well

Interesting lol

[jovial chasm]

I'll take this opportunity to edit clips

[vale moth]

Are you playing on cartridge?

[olive aspen]

Download

Yeah it’s not starting

[solar basalt]

Maybe you should turn your switch off and back on…?

[jovial chasm]

We had too much fun and broke it

[olive aspen]

It’s not loading

[carmine thorn]

i got that message when the game closed the first time, but then it let me re open it

[olive aspen]

It won’t let me reopen

[carmine thorn]

its kinda laggy for me though

[vale moth]

That's.. not good

[olive aspen]

My game isn’t loading after restarting my switch 2

[carmine thorn]

it playing with the gummies and the game is stuttering rip

[solar basalt]

Yea maybe yall should reset
Or maybe redownload the software

This is very concerning

[olive aspen]

MY SWITCH TWO ISNT UGHHHH

ITS NOT TURNING ON

[carmine thorn]

i reset my switch already rippp

[jovial chasm]

Uh oh

[carmine thorn]

huh

[olive aspen]

This is bad lol

[vale moth]

[jovial chasm]

[olive aspen]

My switch app says I’m on air riders rn

[solar basalt]

[vale moth]

Is it just us four in the lobby now?

[solar basalt]

I guess
If we do play again this will be my last game

[vale moth]

👍

[solar basalt]

And also oh my goodness I pray yall games are alright

What could have caused this?

[vale moth]

Actually I did remember playing relay race the other day

And when I crossed the finish line my entire game crashed

Luckily the game continued working as normal for me

Is that a job application form paper star 😭

[solar basalt]

Well gg

[vale moth]

Ggs!

[solar basalt]

That was fun

[ocean echo]

ggs

[covert flare]

ggs

[vale moth]

Looks like we're all finished now

Thank you everyone!! It was fun playing with you all!

[carmine thorn]

ok i restarted my switch again and it works fine thank god

[olive aspen]

Btw who won checker knight lol

Red or blue

[vale moth]

..I forgot

[covert flare]

your team, i don't remember color

[olive aspen]

💪

Ggs! Aside from some minor issues lol

Still trying to fix them

[olive aspen]

Opening paddock soon, you can go crazy and do whatever once it’s opened

[sharp harbor]

Me screaming at everyone: NO!

[elder stag]

Awwww

[olive aspen]

Soon…

[stable jolt]

will there be a pass

[olive aspen]

It’ll be $20

[stable jolt]

NOOOO

magolor consumerism

[median harness]

Ok

[sharp harbor]

Air Riders battle pass?!

[vale moth]

[scarlet lily]

gummies are amazing because I can mess with them while waiting for paddock to be open

[olive aspen]

I opened roadtrip on accident

[lunar grotto]

lol

[fervent haven]

don't fill up for 30 minutes before i can get there :fire

[olive aspen]

Okay!

I’ll make sure to ask everyone

And so you’ll be stuck!

[vale moth]

I'm currently checking what tasks I haven't done

[olive aspen]

<@&1435276092549103829>
Anyone is welcomed! Do whatever you feel like it :)
But if you’re acting toxic or rude to other users I will smite you with Magolor Cannon and kick you out /lh

Paddock ID: P9QM61
Password: 1027

[misty charm]

ooo

perfect timing, im aboutta finish smth

[fervent haven]

wow you actually used the ping

[queen matrix]

Might join

[upbeat zenith]

I was gonna open my own paddock for Air Ride mode, but idk if this is the right time when there is another open paddock

[olive aspen]

My bad next time I’ll ping you 86 times instead!

[vale moth]

THERES SO MANY PEOPLE ALREADY

[fervent haven]

!ban yukkuri

[olive aspen]

!kill King

[stable jolt]

dont mind me i need my relay fix

you dont gotta join it lol

[sharp harbor]

Hold on, my glasses are NOT cooperating

[fervent haven]

ok fuck you because i'm just going to join now

[warm sapphire]

Made it

[scarlet lily]

I forgot the limit isnt 16 anymore

[fervent haven]

yea 32 is p nice

[stable jolt]

i hope i can make teams where people are partnered and not stuck with cpu

[vale moth]

Think I've completed all team relay tasks

[stable jolt]

i didnt think about the number lol

i accidentally left looking at the machines lol

[olive aspen]

Why is it loading so slow lol

[vale moth]

Gonna play as daroach so I can get the chance to unlock the top hat

[fervent haven]

i was gonna ask why team relay is 15 ppl for some reason but i see the rules now

[olive aspen]

One more….

Just one more….

[stable jolt]

i jacked it up to highest number i could find

[misty charm]

the 16th person gets killed before race starts

[stable jolt]

in case everyone wanted to join

[fervent haven]

one person left :ICANT:

[olive aspen]

[scarlet lily]

I cant wait until we have 16 players so we can do 8 teams 2 players /j

[queen matrix]

I’m here

I’m jam

[olive aspen]

ZERBIE

JOIN

[fervent haven]

8 teams 1 player

[median harness]

Do i start?

[olive aspen]

Maybe when we have 15

Just need 1 more person

[warm sapphire]

We have 16 in the lobby

[stable jolt]

bucketbird slept

[olive aspen]

Start!

[stable jolt]

-# this is my bad i have yet to set matches much and understand what settinga work best

[olive aspen]

How many team is this

5?

[fervent haven]

5

[olive aspen]

Or 3

[fervent haven]

5 with 3 players yea

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[warm sapphire]

Oh

[olive aspen]

NOOOO IM LAST

[stable jolt]

im last 🔥

[fervent haven]

im last too

[misty charm]

im also last

[stable jolt]

dont no! u can make a wicked comeback

[fervent haven]

see you in the final lap :ylaike

[stable jolt]

FLORIA FIELDS

[fervent haven]

floria fields lmao

you can do it margatroid!!

[olive aspen]

FLORIDA FIELDS

[stable jolt]

random is absolutely rigged

[misty charm]

lessgo vibin

takin the lead

[stable jolt]

no way another marx homue

its zerbie

[olive aspen]

Wait what machine am I using lol

It’s over

[stable jolt]

PULLED 1st

[sharp harbor]

No lie, hide and seek city trial sounds like a fun concept lool

[misty charm]

I recovered a 5th up to 2nd

ill take that

[sharp harbor]

Ggs!!

[stable jolt]

🇪

[olive aspen]

Joeover

[fervent haven]

team relay is pretty hype

[vale moth]

5th

Ggs!

[stable jolt]

itd be hyper if it wasnt floria fields dangit

[vale moth]

NEBULA BELT 🔥

[olive aspen]

My honest reaction when the special gauge didnt fill up

[fervent haven]

yeahhh probably lol

floria fields is too short and simple

[misty charm]

me when only teammate 2 gets to special

[olive aspen]

Fantasy meadow:

[stable jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-nervios-gif-8896313124420390361

[fervent haven]

fantasy meadow taking the same length as a top ride match 🔥

[olive aspen]

Watch us get fantasy meadow

[misty charm]

guys how many times do you want me to rando the teams?

[olive aspen]

86

[misty charm]

Better not, i set it to random

[vale moth]

littering confetti everywhere

[warm sapphire]

I'd be down for that

[vale moth]

Same!

[misty charm]

86 takes too long, it isnt instant shuffle

ill do it 8 times

[olive aspen]

Smh

[fervent haven]

no fantasy meadow or nebula belt

[sharp harbor]

CONGRATS !

[olive aspen]

Fake Kirby fan

[fervent haven]

thank god

[misty charm]

Mount amberfalls

peak

[olive aspen]

LOL

[stable jolt]

not the winding track

[olive aspen]

Rip to flying machines

[stable jolt]

zerbie teammate again

[olive aspen]

I have yet to be in same team as Vibbin

[scarlet lily]

im last, scary...

[stable jolt]

i love watching the grossly incorrect footage of my teammate zipping around

[olive aspen]

Is that meloetta paper star 😭

[misty charm]

good luck my guy

[elder stag]

Ye

YUKURRI YA GOT THIS

[fervent haven]

oh my god what the hell was happening in that fotoage lmao

the game does not like when you watch other ppl go down the waterfall

[misty charm]

i get the strange feeling i dced

as i watch my teammate drive in circles

[olive aspen]

NOOOOO

same

[fervent haven]

oh i got a comm error

[stable jolt]

oh i got an achievement

[olive aspen]

I was doing so well 😭 🙏

[vale moth]

I got comm error as well

[stable jolt]

im still in it

[fervent haven]

it was so funny bc like

[scarlet lily]

me when I get an error when im up

[fervent haven]

i watched you keep going straight and not take any turns

so i was like oh no something happened 😭

[vale moth]

LOL

[stable jolt]

is that a cpu driving im watching 😭

[fervent haven]

and that's when i also dc'd

[vale moth]

brb for a min

[misty charm]

im still in

surprisingly

sakurai really did cater the netcode to me huh

[scarlet lily]

yes I hope my cpu does well 😭

[stable jolt]

its doing great

[olive aspen]

I was about to reach to the final person lol

[vale moth]

back

[stable jolt]

2nd

[olive aspen]

I actually were doing so well 😭 😭 😭

[elder stag]

Uhhh

The game glitched or something for my run

[stable jolt]

how many people actually managed to finish that race and ot their cpus

[sour narwhal]

heyyy
what's the general thing we're doing in this paddock

[misty charm]

I did well but i had two wagon stars and this map doesnt like wagon stars that much

[stable jolt]

i jumped on team relay race asap and people were actually on board for it surprisingly

[sour narwhal]

oh

huh

this could work for me too actually

[elder stag]

This happened lol

[olive aspen]

How many people are on paddock rn

[fervent haven]

15

[sharp harbor]

Like 4 of us

[stable jolt]

permisison to pick ||nova track? its long enough to give everyone special i think||?

[sour narwhal]

well im gonna join once I get my food ready

(in like 1 minute)

[vale moth]

marx with cowboy hat is so funny lmao

[stable jolt]

i can set it to more teams but 2 members each so its not as long

nevermind 😔

[sharp harbor]

Brb a minute

[stable jolt]

kirbun stylin in hat

[misty charm]

im allowed to stream paddock in vc correct?

[fervent haven]

yes

[misty charm]

it was city trial and paddock that was in policy but im just covering my bases

cool

[stable jolt]

is it really spoiler free racing? its set to random

[fervent haven]

damn i'm rider 1 again

who's team d

[olive aspen]

HELP MY TEAM ALL HAS WHEELIE SCOOTER

[misty charm]

im last again

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[misty charm]

😈

[stable jolt]

FOIRST

[olive aspen]

EVERYONE IN TEAM E IS WHEELIE SCOOTER

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

HELP

[keen agate]

FIRST

[stable jolt]

GO TEAMMATES

[fervent haven]

great special @polar jungle

[sour narwhal]

so I may take a bit
my switch 2 died apparently 💀

[fervent haven]

rip

[sharp harbor]

I love throwing bombs and just walking away from them

[stable jolt]

im watching battle of tanzas

go zerbie!

[fervent haven]

formula star is CRAZY

gl

[olive aspen]

Idk why but I couldn’t control my character for like 10 second into the race

It was stuck on Kirby

And like after the first corner it turned into magolor

[stable jolt]

you were racing as kirby?

[olive aspen]

No

I was Magolor

[polar jungle]

WAOH COMBACK

[olive aspen]

But I was stuck as Kirby

[fervent haven]

NICE @vale moth

[stable jolt]

ggs race yall

[keen agate]

vampire star sucks

[vale moth]

I CHOSE RANDOM AND IT GAVE ME FORMULA 😭

[keen agate]

but the peeper mobile fucks

[stable jolt]

-# for air ride mode, yea

[fervent haven]

thank you random

[olive aspen]

This was my first time seeing Rick 2nd place animation because I never used him before