Matchmaking

[olive aspen]

Hi yirgggggg

[fervent haven]

i think i'm gonna go random this time

i better not dc lol

[harsh kindle]

Hi!

[olive aspen]

Welcome HELL

[rough delta]

down to 5 people

[fervent haven]

damn lol

[misty charm]

Ill be there

20 mins

(More like 30 cause i gotta drive home UGH)

[keen agate]

welp had fun with these couple of rounds

kinda sucked my switch just kept losing battery despite being PLUGGED in

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭

IM SORRY YIRGG AND WMEX

[fervent haven]

118 patches

[dull garnet]

oof

[harsh kindle]

🤣

[fervent haven]

recommended is button rush 🚬

[olive aspen]

Literally double killed by huge ahh Magolor

[dull garnet]

Got to the secret island b4 the meteor event tho

Still won high jump w/ compact too

[olive aspen]

Fortunately all the stadium wasn’t battle based

So compact star had chance 😭

I think I killed 7 people this round

[fervent haven]

also connection seemed great that game

hopefully it keeps up

[keen agate]

Waiting for my switch to re-charge but in one of our earlier rounds, something like this happened to me:
⚠️ loud
https://vxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1985165281157959869?s=20

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

https://t.co/EHrEeLa7Pq

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[fervent haven]

[olive aspen]

Aw we’re all different

NO I RAN INTO SHORT RACE

How did no power up Warpstar won the short race

[fervent haven]

tbh i was surprised i got 2nd with how shit i did lol, so i guess it was just early enough

[dull garnet]

hi o

[fervent haven]

wel well well

let's go

[olive aspen]

Literally lost last second 😭

[dull garnet]

Damb

[olive aspen]

You killed the one big enemy I think

[patent acorn]

darn

[dull garnet]

Plasma is no good for this stadium anymore

[fervent haven]

yeah i did

[dull garnet]

Bc of the whole wait to charge thing

[olive aspen]

Needle is the strongest

[fervent haven]

also i got needle near the beginning which helped

[olive aspen]

Needle and fire probably

I wonder where everyone else go 😭

[dull garnet]

Dead (tired or asleep)

[olive aspen]

Oh I mean in stadiums LOL

[fervent haven]

sakurai turned off lag switch for us

[dull garnet]

olol

[fervent haven]

cappy

[olive aspen]

That melee give me headache so I’m sitting this one out

I am sorry Yirgg for beating you up twice

[harsh kindle]

😆

[fervent haven]

dont do beam gauntlet

[dull garnet]

Nah, you should be evil about it

[olive aspen]

what happened 😭

[patent acorn]

darn it

[dull garnet]

Mk's special lasts way too short for it to get good use in city trial

Feels like it was meant a lot more for air ride than most others

[olive aspen]

I havent seen any good use in dedede or mk special aside from blasting somewhere far

[dull garnet]

Mk can at least auto attack, but I barely get anything w/ dedede

Yet

[olive aspen]

mk at least can go high up if you want to

[patent acorn]

oops

[dull garnet]

Also 3 rooms

[olive aspen]

dedede sadly isnt much city trial moment

[fervent haven]

[olive aspen]

i wish he can like

dedede swing during jet hammer with big hitbox

[fervent haven]

btw am i good to start

[dull garnet]

Ya

[fervent haven]

random don't give me cappy again

that's all i ask

starman

acceptable

[olive aspen]

lololo lalala at the window

okay I updated the pin since Idk what room is still open

[fervent haven]

wow everyone's in

cpu winning the dustup derby 😭

[dull garnet]

I have learned that gold dee isn't invincible

[olive aspen]

goldee might be cooked

[patent acorn]

Dark it

darn it

[dull garnet]

Kk, heading out nw

[olive aspen]

[fervent haven]

ggs

cya wmex

[patent acorn]

darn it!

[fervent haven]

bro this kawasaki cpu that got like 82 damage or whatever

😭

[olive aspen]

idk what caused it but something from 2-3 trials ago caused me a massive headache lol

[fervent haven]

[olive aspen]

whoever is the leader can leave me out again :pain

[rough delta]

what's supposed to be the point of beating up whispy?

it just makes him sad and doesn't do anything

[light tide]

exactly

[olive aspen]

GOOD

[fervent haven]

https://tenor.com/view/win-victory-dance-kirby-gif-20591726

[rough delta]

just for whispy haters

[jaunty temple]

we all wanted to tip the iceberg in club penguin

i promise this message makes sense in context

[rough delta]

I'm going to leave now

[fervent haven]

cya

[olive aspen]

byeeee

[fervent haven]

yukkuri playing?

let's go

magolor :ICANT:

[dull garnet]

hope that they'll be more events (outside the ones already announced in the 2nd direct) since while the current lineup is fine, I can see it getting a bit stale after multiple matches

[rough delta]

i wonder of there'll be a meta

[dull garnet]

if gcn city trial has a competitive scene, then this one surely will

[rough delta]

starman only in competitive

[olive aspen]

I think I stepped on someone

[fervent haven]

i think that was me at the last second

lmao

[patent acorn]

Nobody go button rush

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭

Go button push

[fervent haven]

damn i got all combat shit but no combat challenge

😭

[olive aspen]

SAKE

SAME

😭 😭

[patent acorn]

Damn misdirection didn't work

well I guess I won anyway

[olive aspen]

You did misdirection?

[patent acorn]

We all did oval circuit

[olive aspen]

I can’t even see you with my huge ahh machine and accessibility mark

Oh

That was mid

Back to hibernation (never play city trial when you’re still recovering)

[fervent haven]

idk how many more in me i got since i gotta go by the hour anyways

[deft lily]

I Literally Maxed Out My Flight, I Couldn’t Get Higher Than 19.

[fervent haven]

NOT KAWASAKI AGAIN

[olive aspen]

I love when stadium is plain trash 😭

[patent acorn]

hmm

[olive aspen]

me when I have death machine and there’s no death match

[fervent haven]

trolled by the 100 panel

i should probably go

[patent acorn]

barely won by a 0.1 of a second

same

[fervent haven]

bye

[patent acorn]

GG

[fervent haven]

ggs

[olive aspen]

Joeover

@harsh kindle wanna walk around the trial

[harsh kindle]

Sure!

[olive aspen]

We will find each other, trust

[rough delta]

(took a while to respond because i had to make my own reaction image)

[olive aspen]

I DIDNT SEE GOOEY INCE

😭 😭 😭 😭

[harsh kindle]

😭

[olive aspen]

That’s so sad and funny

😭 😭

I was like running around with compact star and 😭 😭 😭

[harsh kindle]

It's a big map I guess 😭

[olive aspen]

We should’ve figured out the meetup point LOL

[harsh kindle]

Probably lol

[olive aspen]

Gooey is so silly…

Oughhhhh

[harsh kindle]

I love his animations

They're all really good tbh

[olive aspen]

Gooey with horn 😭 😭

[harsh kindle]

I'll need to do the reload thing in the pins later. I forgot earlier lol

[olive aspen]

You should do it rn

God it’s gonna be so chaotic with more items

[harsh kindle]

Gonna try

[olive aspen]

OMGGG

gooey looks so good with the crown.........

[harsh kindle]

Crown is definitely best one lol

[olive aspen]

lol king gooey checking out the dream buffet

[harsh kindle]

I wish we could interact with it a bit more, but it's such a nice lobby setup

[olive aspen]

Ikrrrrr imagine eating those cake

Paddock is perfect place for drawing

And the music is so good…

[harsh kindle]

Yeah!

[olive aspen]

Lowkey I could spend here all day long

[harsh kindle]

I'm genuinely impressed with how much care they put into even "unnecessary" things. They didn't have to make a cool hang out room or anything

[olive aspen]

omg yeah its very cool and awesome how much work they put in

like the team must've spent hours learning the animations that hal worked on their games to get the feelings

[harsh kindle]

I do wish it were easier to get on the furniture though lol

[olive aspen]

HAHAHA YEAH

I KEEP FAILING

no way 4 meta knight in a row lol

[harsh kindle]

He really lapped them I guess lol

[olive aspen]

I love how fast the character moves in paddock because I think its almost identical to the city trial running

[harsh kindle]

Yeah I think it is

Just minus the wild camera swings

[olive aspen]

ngl walking in city trial is painful LOL

[harsh kindle]

Yeah, I kinda really don't like the camera for it. I get what it's trying to do, but it makes the background spin lol

[olive aspen]

I hope theres a way to make the camera easier to like

[harsh kindle]

I hope the jukebox is actually functional in the full game

[olive aspen]

look around

it will be!

[harsh kindle]

Yay!

[olive aspen]

thats where you can change (request) the music from the course etc

Im very excited for it but I LOVE the paddock theme lool

especially the beginners room part makes me sob every time

[harsh kindle]

Yeah, same the music here is really nice

But it's nice to have options

[olive aspen]

I cant wait for the returning music and such

plus 32 paddock will be fun

[harsh kindle]

Oh gosh that'll be chaotic

[olive aspen]

I cant wait for the internet to explode LOL

[harsh kindle]

I've been impressed by how little Internet trouble I've had in the small amount of time I've been able to play

I'm sure that'll change when the while world is trying to play through

Whole*

[olive aspen]

it was pretty bad for like first half but

it got better afterward

dunno what was the issue but 😭

[harsh kindle]

😭

Ok I have a requested feature that's way too late to add: I want to hide in the planters 😂

[olive aspen]

HAHAHA

YES

omg have you seen knuckle joe with the hat

its so cursed

[harsh kindle]

No??? Lol

[olive aspen]

its so bad 😭

HES SO SHORT

[harsh kindle]

He looks like a toddler 🤣

[misty charm]

just won a match where i never swapped off of compact star

compact star sweep

[olive aspen]

you can KINDA hide behind the planter

[harsh kindle]

Yeah lol

But if you're short

Only if*

[olive aspen]

and the couch

its fully hidden

[harsh kindle]

Cappy with a new hat lol

[olive aspen]

starman is so cute wah

omg his no animation

[harsh kindle]

Daroach looks kinda funny without his usually hat lol

[olive aspen]

the fact bandee becomes bandee

YEAH

daroach and dedede is funny lol

bandee is finally in kirby cafe /j

wait does he have same sleep animation as waddle dee lol

THE SYNC

waddle dee is cute but

Im sad hes actually not thaaat good

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEYRE SO CUTE

[harsh kindle]

Family lol

The sillies

[olive aspen]

bro is so dmk

the sound effect susie has is so robotic 😭

[harsh kindle]

Lol yeah

[olive aspen]

man susie animations is so well made

Im SO excited for others

taranza, lololala, and marx...

taranza will be a fun one to check out especially because susie and magolor has a very cool animation based on their recent game apperance

[harsh kindle]

The animators did their research

[olive aspen]

marx would be interesting because sakurai marx and kumazaki marx is pretty different

AEON

its the aeon the old helper lol

[harsh kindle]

I just realized how much Gooey's double jump is dl3

[olive aspen]

wanna do city trial with bunch of cpu

gosh dark daroach is so cool

[harsh kindle]

He really is

[harsh kindle]

I wish we could see his face a bit more in the paddock though

[olive aspen]

He hides it very well lol

112 not bad

HELP

WE LOST TO CPU

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[harsh kindle]

I think I came in last 😭

[olive aspen]

[harsh kindle]

Oh ok Kawasaki was still behind me

[olive aspen]

I think I saw you one lap behind

[harsh kindle]

I'm very much still learning

Also I feel like I got barely any powerups lol

[olive aspen]

I like when the cpu has good machine that corresponds with the class, they’re so good

😭 😭 😭 😭

NOOOO

Were you in bike?

[harsh kindle]

Yeah

I'm still figuring out what each one does

[olive aspen]

Bike is a very all rounder

I enjoy scooter but not in demo rn 😭 😭 😭 😭

[harsh kindle]

Definitely going to need a lot of practice to get a feel for everything

I'm just glad the game is silly enough I don't mind

[olive aspen]

Always bet on chariot, trust me

They’re very good

It’s easy to use as well

[harsh kindle]

True! I do kinda like that one

[olive aspen]

They’re such a loaf…

[harsh kindle]

I love how squishy they are

[olive aspen]

I want a plush of every rider sleeping

[harsh kindle]

Yes pls!

[olive aspen]

Dedede plush with his eyes half open

Gooey with his eyes in uhhh indescribable

[harsh kindle]

Gooey being gooey

[sour narwhal]

joining in for some last minute matches

[olive aspen]

Welcome to the least chaotic peaceful room

That

I’m so sorry

[harsh kindle]

🤣

[sour narwhal]

"least chaotic" and I still ended up dying twice 😭

[olive aspen]

IM SORRY

😭 😭 😭

[harsh kindle]

Wow

[olive aspen]

That was SO FAST

😭 😭 😭 😭

Bro got DESTROYED

Gonna do last trial in like 2 min

Short break

[harsh kindle]

Time to get my switch on the dock it's basically dead lol

[olive aspen]

Take ur time!

[harsh kindle]

No it's good I'm right next to the dock lol

I just forgot I'd been playing other stuff this morning and didn't charge after

[olive aspen]

We got 4 min still

Ahhh fair

Doing last min city trial if anyone wants to join

You got 30 SECONDS >:)

Are you joining Angel 😭 😭

[loud sorrel]

YEA

[olive aspen]

YOU GOT ONE MIN

[loud sorrel]

IM IN

RAHH

[olive aspen]

SLIDE IN

🔥 💪

[loud sorrel]

GOOYEEHAW

[harsh kindle]

Well I beat the CPUs at drag race lol

[olive aspen]

How did I win that 😭 😭

[sour narwhal]

I accidentally held up too much for a bit

[olive aspen]

Gg’s!!

[sour narwhal]

gg

[loud sorrel]

gooey consumed all in gourmet race

[olive aspen]

That was chill and fun

[harsh kindle]

I kicked Dynablade in the tail feathers. I'll take it

[olive aspen]

See you in 9 hours

[harsh kindle]

I
should sleep

Lol

[loud sorrel]

thank you for letting me join one last race last min

[olive aspen]

See you in the final one if you’re joining!

[warm sapphire]

One more day

[sharp harbor]

Hopefully there won't be as many (praying for none) connection errors this time

[fossil marsh]

ill prolly play for a bit ive seen all I needed to see til the game releases Thursday

But man am I excited

[elder stag]

Ima probs only play the last hour

[warm sapphire]

Oh did you guys run into some last time?

[random vigil]

It’s nearing the time

[warm sapphire]

10 minutes

[olive aspen]

gonna open a room soon

[median harness]

ITS TIME

[wraith hemlock]

Ready and waiting

[bitter bay]

me waiting for password

[restive vale]

Same

[olive aspen]

<@&1435276092549103829>
Final round is up!! Anyone is welcomed!!

Room 1:
Room ID: 1JHS53
Password: 1027

[stable jolt]

its so over

[restive vale]

I’m in

[olive aspen]

oof my switch hates me lol

[lucid arch]

I’m getting a haircut so I can’t

[olive aspen]

Imma join next round

Im getting a sound issue

[lunar grotto]

If you want a room if Yukkuri's is full, you can join us.

[stable jolt]

*when Yukkuris is full

[tame crescent]

1 impostor

[olive aspen]

Im always hungry for magolor

oh nvm gigi pinned it lol I just added the room on my pin

[harsh willow]

<@&1435276092549103829>

SKIBIDI ROOM JOIN JOIN

R2Y5FW!!!

[tame crescent]

bruh

i got a com error

[carmine thorn]

I just dced

[harsh willow]

Wouldn't have happened in the SKIBIDI ROOM

[copper sparrow]

Peak Fortnite pfp

[harsh willow]

2 people in skibidi room 14 cpu

[harsh willow]

She's my favourite skin

I feel sick i missed her in the shop

[copper sparrow]

She just came out tho

[copper sparrow]

She was in the shop yesterday

[solar basalt]

I’m in 😎

[harsh willow]

Yea

I was doing an art comm for somene

They were gonna gift me her

But I forgot about the 2 day friend thing for gifting

[tame crescent]

is pugie in his own stadium or summ

lol

[solar basalt]

Where is everyone?

[olive aspen]

Yeah pugie is in trial rn lol

[copper sparrow]

That sucks

[tame crescent]

should i start then?

[tribal ridge]

yes

[olive aspen]

Yeah might as well

[tame crescent]

sry pugie

[olive aspen]

The one humbling CPU

KNUCKLE JOE

Bully him

[solar basalt]

Wild

[tame crescent]

so true

[harsh willow]

I need her to come back soon

Although there's a lot of skins that dont come back for more than half a year

@fluid wadi okay so

I had 18 Max speed

JOIN SKIBIDI ROOM GUYS!!

[misty charm]

yeah i accidentally immedietly started a city trial when i opened the match ;-;

so i was stuck in a solo city trial

[harsh willow]

Skibidi room is gone

[misty charm]

i did do the funny and never hopped off compact star

and compact star is kinda good in button rush

[bitter bay]

I died three times in this one

man

[polar jungle]

WTF I WAS TINY THAT WHOLE MATCH

[olive aspen]

Did you see everyone died in Kracko

With like 5 people running around

😭 😭

[polar jungle]

LIKE I GOT ON A NEW STAR AND WAS STILL TINY

[hollow tangle]

sorry that was me

[bitter bay]

everyone went to baby park

[tame crescent]

lol

hi

[olive aspen]

This was mid

No battle stadium

[wraith hemlock]

I managed to make it to the island from ground level!

[carmine thorn]

I killed like 3 ppls after kracko and then died myself lol

[hollow tangle]

Popping Kawasaki's special near Kracko is hilarious

[carmine thorn]

Probably shouldn't have done it on low health though

[olive aspen]

MAGOLOR WE GOT THIS

[tame crescent]

NO BOTS

[olive aspen]

Oh wait I’m always Magolor

[tame crescent]

finally

[olive aspen]

SLOW

😭 😭

[bitter bay]

I rage quit

because someone who I won't name literally just went straight to kill me

for no reason

that is just rude

and that is no fun

please don't do that

[misty charm]

i hope it wasn't me, i only killed you during dyna blade

[bitter bay]

nah yeah it wasn't

[misty charm]

cause everyone was at dyna blade

[bitter bay]

I didn't even see dyna blade appear

I was killed with full HP in the first 30 mins

it was multiple hits

the person was after me

[olive aspen]

I don’t remember killing anyone but 3 wild paper star

[misty charm]

only person i chased this round was yukkuri during the final 15 seconds cause i saw they were low hp ;-;

I didnt even get the kill

[olive aspen]

I wasn’t low hp

[wraith hemlock]

Battle chariot runs people over like crazy

[misty charm]

your cart was flashing red

game lied to me

[olive aspen]

It was because I screwed up the charge lol

[bitter bay]

I don't mind accidental kills. I don't mind if I explode and die it's funny

but if I have full HP at the start of the match and you go quick spin me over and over I will find that personal

[hollow tangle]

The red flash is the power up I think

[tame crescent]

i have no idea what im doing in dustup derby 😭

[bitter bay]

I wasn't even in a fragile machine either

[hollow tangle]

I got that confused before

[tough phoenix]

Hi room 1

[misty charm]

i killed alot of people during dyna blade

[tame crescent]

you prolly killed me

[misty charm]

i put a stealth bomb on her and like 3 people died to it

[tame crescent]

😭

[misty charm]

and i killed like 2 people with freeze

[olive aspen]

Idk who killed me but it wasn’t you lol

[bitter bay]

people dying in dyna blade/kracko/grand wheelie is funny

[carmine thorn]

You killed me pudgie lol

[bitter bay]

the kracko earlier was hilarious

[carmine thorn]

Well done

[bitter bay]

everyone just exploded

I died twice to kracko LOL

[olive aspen]

I killed that poor knuckle Joe

✨ 💪

[bitter bay]

missed a powerup last second LOL

ALMOST TOTAL CHAMP

[tribal ridge]

i may or may not anhalated someone on gouremet race

[olive aspen]

I’m debating if I should join this round or not since I’m still dizzy lol

[tough phoenix]

Should is start

[olive aspen]

Yeah no I’m not risking and testing my boundary

[tame crescent]

wtf

magolor cpu

[olive aspen]

WHAT

[tame crescent]

time to kill it

[misty charm]

epilogue magolor cpu

[olive aspen]

ITS MY GHOST

[misty charm]

yukkuri is still here

[olive aspen]

Magolor is me

The ghost will haunt you forever

[sour narwhal]

secret island gaming

[bitter bay]

SORRY TO THE PEOPLE I KILLED DURING WHEELIE LOL

[hollow tangle]

I just saw a bunch of power ups flying

[sour narwhal]

I missed the 100 💀

[tame crescent]

BIG BATTLE WITH BATTLE CHARIOT 🔥

[misty charm]

Gigi and I both had lasers during wheelie\

absolute carnage

[wraith hemlock]

The battery Item got me doing like 10 laps around the island in 7 seconds XP

[misty charm]

we shredded dedede oml

[wraith hemlock]

Dedede having to clobber himself

[tame crescent]

ok that was a blodbath

[bitter bay]

I never know what I'm doing in big battle lol

[tough phoenix]

What’s the best machine for city trial?

[bitter bay]

there is no best

[hollow tangle]

I'm just mashing spin

[bitter bay]

that is the whole point

[tame crescent]

paper star

🔥

[misty charm]

depends on playstyle and aquired stats

[sour narwhal]

yeah, me personally I prefer aviating

[bitter bay]

yeah paper star in general is bad in city trial

it may have a niche in air ride or top ride I guess

[misty charm]

but if you get dustup derby or big battle, being paper star marx is a surefire way to win

[tough phoenix]

Can’t wait when the full game comes out with legendary machines

[olive aspen]

Paper star fans crying and fearing of getting murdered frame 1

[carmine thorn]

I'm scared of flying builds bc then I get murdered

[sour narwhal]

the thing is
when I play with wing star or paper star, I know this

so I avoid conflict

that, and take advantage of my good flight by going to places some machines can't reach

[olive aspen]

No battle stadium LOL

[tough phoenix]

Getting item collector on rare boxes is a blessing

[hollow tangle]

which means the next one must have a battle stadium

[olive aspen]

I swear I have bad luck with every build so far

[tough phoenix]

Same

[bitter bay]

yippie I won

[olive aspen]

Every one of the machine I built for doesn’t have good stadium

3 battle stadium, all 3 times: no battle stadium

[hollow tangle]

4th times the charm

[olive aspen]

Me: going to do flying star build! No good flying stadium

[lunar grotto]

Can someone let me know at noon when space opens up in Yuki’s room has space

[olive aspen]

Which Yuki

😭

[bitter bay]

what was I cooking

[tame crescent]

i got killed as soon as i got on a fresh wing star lol

[wraith hemlock]

I'M WAS NOT TRYING TO KO SO MANY PEOPLE

[olive aspen]

I think I accidentally road killed like 6 people

[bitter bay]

ALMOST TOTAL CHAMP AGAIN

[olive aspen]

I’m so sorry

[bitter bay]

ALWAY SO CLOSE

[sour narwhal]

man I ran an unusually violent game there

[lunar grotto]

You

[bitter bay]

also noon what timezone

[carmine thorn]

Ok flying is fun

[sharp harbor]

Brb gotta walk my dogs

[tame crescent]

i got fucking desttroyed here

[wraith hemlock]

Flying rules

But also

[olive aspen]

Oh I won

[tame crescent]

fuck vampire star

lol

[sour narwhal]

flying is awesome

[olive aspen]

Who went to death battle as wing star 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[median harness]

Yeah yasumi is the guy with the bad wifi

[wraith hemlock]

MY SPECIAL JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN WHEN I USED IT, What in the world

[olive aspen]

Taking break for round to two because dubstep killed me

[tough phoenix]

Everyone ready?

[olive aspen]

Someone left

@lunar grotto

[tough phoenix]

Everyone Suround the sleeping magolor

[bitter bay]

huh

yeah comm error

I couldn't interact with anything

😭

[olive aspen]

Yusmi?

😭

Is this true

Oh hi Gigi

[bitter bay]

hi lol I had comm error

[tame crescent]

I GOT KILLED LIKE 7 TIMES

[sour narwhal]

wing star but only got 3 glide 💔

[tame crescent]

thiis was so awful

lol

😭

[bitter bay]

SEVEN????

[polar jungle]

HUH? no i got good wifi

[tame crescent]

I GOT COOKED

[sour narwhal]

also 7 deaths is crazy 😭😭

[tame crescent]

who is the guy cooking me and gigi in the flight minigame

[hollow tangle]

Skydiving with the Bulkstar 💀

[fossil marsh]

Gigi I'm so sorry over that Mago Cannon kill that was totally unintentional 😭

[sour narwhal]

that's me

[tame crescent]

1000????

[polar jungle]

the one with the bad wifi

[tame crescent]

yusmi flight goat???

[sour narwhal]

perfect target flight score 🔥🔥

[tough phoenix]

I was hoping Gigi and I would have a good duel with vampire stars but that didn’t

[hollow tangle]

serveral open slots

[bitter bay]

what I disconnected early in the match

[jovial chasm]

I can't join right now but is the netcode as bad as it was last night

[bitter bay]

did I just become a CPU lol

[olive aspen]

I just destroyed all 3 pillars by myself

[fervent haven]

if room opens ping me

[olive aspen]

It’s open

[fossil marsh]

O I guess

Nvm im not sorry-

[olive aspen]

City trial is killing me so I’m putting my face directly in the fan to cool it off 😭 😭

It’s so bad rn

[fossil marsh]

City trial creating a significant amount of anger in the modern age rn

[olive aspen]

I only got pissed when someone chased me around the whole 5 mins

[fossil marsh]

that does get aggravating

like bro stop tunneling for kills and play the god damn game city trial isnt a dustup derby playground-

[olive aspen]

They were doing it on purpose lol

Like idc if people chase me for those revenge mark or low health machine

But they were doing it since the compact star first 10 seconds

King 😭 😭 😭 😭

[fervent haven]

(why are these mfs not back 😭 )

[sour narwhal]

I am on a ROLL today

[tame crescent]

welp

it happened

i retired

[tough phoenix]

I gotta go it was fun y’all

[tame crescent]

somehow managed to die during the beam gauntlet

[sharp harbor]

Back

[tough phoenix]

See you guys when the full game realeses

[olive aspen]

Btw we have 4 spots open in room 1 if anyone wants to join!

[rough delta]

i died on the last frame of kirby melee

[sharp harbor]

DUUDE someone did that to me as well. Like bruh.

[tame crescent]

last one before i gtg

[hollow tangle]

Imma do one more

[onyx crater]

Haiiii

[tame crescent]

[olive aspen]

Hi leoooo

[sour narwhal]

I looked away for one minute why are there a bunch of rats

they're all chanting oral communication

[onyx crater]

hi king ^_^

[fervent haven]

random pelase hurry up and give me someone other than kawasaki

[onyx crater]

it randomly

SELECTS

[fervent haven]

[onyx crater]

the girlboss

[olive aspen]

I hope you get Magolor

[tame crescent]

he got king boo

[olive aspen]

PEAK

AEON

AEON IS HERE

[sour narwhal]

OH YEAH

[onyx crater]

AEON YAY

[sour narwhal]

99

[tame crescent]

hype

[bitter bay]

I KILLED THE SAME MAGOLOR CPU TWICE LOL

[fervent haven]

dont pick big battle

[onyx crater]

picks big battle

[bitter bay]

too late

[fervent haven]

actually pick big battle so there can be lots of ppl

[onyx crater]

AWESOME

[fervent haven]

peak

[bitter bay]

LEO TOO LOL

hi

kills you

[hollow tangle]

Me and the lone CPU choosing air glider qq

gg's, good playing with ya'll

[bitter bay]

I have no idea what was going on

[onyx crater]

KING.

bro what the heck

[bitter bay]

oh king murdered us I see

[carmine thorn]

11 kills????

[fervent haven]

i think i got like 7 kills at the beginning lol

[sour narwhal]

wait is there a spot open in that room

[olive aspen]

Yeah

[sour narwhal]

im hopping over

[olive aspen]

We have 3 spots opened in room 1 rn

Idk about room 2 and 3

[fervent haven]

forgot to join the city trial match lol

pls give me magolor

bandee

[onyx crater]

womp womp

you got mid

[olive aspen]

I hope you don’t get mago-

[sour narwhal]

NOOO IT WON'T LET ME JOIN

ok nvm there we go

[olive aspen]

City trial just started 😭

[sour narwhal]

ah

[split magnet]

ooooo nooooo i got a strike \

[scarlet lily]

communication error </3

[onyx crater]

good luck

[tame crescent]

uhm

[fervent haven]

i wasn't picking up patches near the end lol

did something happen

[rough delta]

oh no

[onyx crater]

uh oh

[bitter bay]

who died

[olive aspen]

Oh

[tame crescent]

lol

[onyx crater]

...

[wraith hemlock]

XP

[carmine thorn]

Huh

[tame crescent]

peak netcode

[bitter bay]

I'm frozen staring at a kabu 😭

[lunar grotto]

When will space open up

[onyx crater]

get your videos

NINTENDO RUSHES THEIR GAMES

even on the switch 2

[bitter bay]

oh there

[olive aspen]

Who has Netcode under C😭 😭

[fervent haven]

i think it just kicked multiple ppl out

[misty charm]

its not me, my connections been perfect all weekend

[onyx crater]

time to super lose

[fervent haven]

i got kicked out lol

[tame crescent]

whos playing in another dimension

[onyx crater]

KING...

oh hi zlaker

on wing star

[misty charm]

we all got kicked out

[tame crescent]

hey

[onyx crater]

i'm fucked

[fervent haven]

my connection has been good i swear

[lunar grotto]

can we have a policy about bad wifi users?

[sour narwhal]

...but the paddock is full!
SO
I have a proposal for everyone
what if, for one game, we just ditched the rides and walked around the whole time

...I had this typed out before someone got disconnected btw 💀

[olive aspen]

I have netcode A and been perfect except yesterday but idk what’s causing it since it was fine after 3 hours with like 10 people

[tame crescent]

LEO COOKED ME

[onyx crater]

WAIT I DID??

[tame crescent]

[onyx crater]

then who is that going up...

[tame crescent]

arent u daroach

yeah

3rd

[bitter bay]

YAY I WON

[tame crescent]

i was 4th

[onyx crater]

congrats popstrchmp

[wraith hemlock]

Thanks

[tame crescent]

WING STAR META 🔥

[fervent haven]

i dont like bandee with no ban

[bitter bay]

I will skip the next match because I need to eat but I will be back soon

[olive aspen]

Take ur time

I’m also dying still so I’m staring at paddock

[tame crescent]

imma dip

dinner time

ggs

[olive aspen]

@lunar grotto there’s room now

Bye zlakerrrr

[tame crescent]

cya

[olive aspen]

You can start at 13/16

[lunar grotto]

im trying but its stuck

[olive aspen]

Try reloading the game

There’s uhhh 4 spot opened now I think for room 1

[fervent haven]

bro the announcer on the screen jumpscared me into thinking the match was starting

and then it did start

[lunar grotto]

its still loading

WHO HAS POTATO WIFI

[olive aspen]

@harsh willow @deft lily Just checking in, is your room still open?

[lunar grotto]

Whoever it is, you are causing so many issues for us.

[random vigil]

We’re both stuck on the joining screen for the paddock

[deft lily]

No I Left I’m Sorry, I’ve Got College Work To Do.

[olive aspen]

Gotcha

I’ll delete the post than

[woeful mist]

It says 14/16 on my end but it won’t let me join.

[lunar grotto]

FINALLY

[carmine thorn]

I got booted rip

[woeful mist]

…Okay now it shows as filled.

[loud sorrel]

goohawyee air riders gang

[olive aspen]

Everyone check your netcodeeeee whenever you get chance in future

[loud sorrel]

still waking up but will try to join for a few matches in a bit

[olive aspen]

And your wifiiiii

[random vigil]

I got shot out of the room despite being only 14/16

[carmine thorn]

Probably doesn't help that we're probably pretty far from each other

[random vigil]

Crazy

[olive aspen]

Yeah the room filled up, it’s likely when people tried to join at same time it causes errors 😭

[random vigil]

Yeah

[olive aspen]

It’s also has been very laggy this weekend

[sour narwhal]

paper star with 18 offense is crazy 😭

[scarlet lily]

18 HP stats on shadow star 🔥

[random vigil]

I would make another paddock, but it’s more fun playing with all the people actually in the vc

[sour narwhal]

guys I have 18 offense ill be fine

[olive aspen]

Paper star with 18 offense sounds amazing

One shot death probably

[sour narwhal]

ow

ok yeah I died lol

[random vigil]

Room has space

[sour narwhal]

I STILL GOT THIRD LOL

[wraith hemlock]

I could NOT control myself there XP

[olive aspen]

Imma go get med 😭 😭 headache is not leaving after dubstep

My mother might play on my account later so if you see an depressing Magolor that’s probably her

Actually no she’d probably use Kawasaki if I show her the current roster

[sour narwhal]

PAPER STAR MY GOAT

[wraith hemlock]

Probably the closests air Glide I've seen

[sour narwhal]

yeah I was sure you won that

[wraith hemlock]

Going random

[sour narwhal]

when does this test drive end btw

[misty charm]

4 hours

[sour narwhal]

k

[bitter bay]

almost back

but still napping for now

[olive aspen]

@loud sorrel join us…

[loud sorrel]

on my way!

[olive aspen]

I hope when the game releases, we can play hide and seek

Would be fun to have like team battle or have 3 people seeking and 13 hiders or smth

[carmine thorn]

I got booted again

[sour narwhal]

it just dc'd me

[carmine thorn]

This is a new record

[loud sorrel]

everyone sleeping on the bushes is SO CUTE

[wraith hemlock]

A wing star in front of me would not let me ride it and another machine had to come pick me up instead XP

[carmine thorn]

I've never been booted 3 times in 2 hrs before

[misty charm]

unfortunately i think teams are forced to be even

[olive aspen]

Yeah team battle would be fun for 8 v 8 seeker vs hider

It’s a big area so

[sour narwhal]

also we can like
do this right now

[olive aspen]

We love touching grass

[olive aspen]

Might have to convince half of the people in vc 😭

They’re probably not reading the chat

[sour narwhal]

oh yeah 😭
well they should be easy to convince right? it's just for a bit

[olive aspen]

Oh my god this is beautiful

[loud sorrel]

oughh we are all Eepy

[olive aspen]

We love touching grass

And sleeping on them

[loud sorrel]

peak human experience

[carmine thorn]

I just noticed I have the game in Japanese but the ""replays""" on the TV are in english

[olive aspen]

This is what this game is intended for

To sleep

[rough delta]

canon accurate kirby friend group hangout

[olive aspen]

Of course DMK is awake

[sour narwhal]

[bitter bay]

LOL NO WAY

[olive aspen]

ITS SO CUTE

[bitter bay]

I came back to peak fiction

[olive aspen]

It’s the cutest thing ever

[sour narwhal]

I think this might be one of the best things I have saved on my phone

[random vigil]

We’re sleeping

[olive aspen]

On the bush

LOL

The confusing joiners

YES

[loud sorrel]

[olive aspen]

HAHAHA

[sour narwhal]

YES

[bitter bay]

this is peak

[olive aspen]

10/10

[bitter bay]

I took so many pics

[olive aspen]

I love how we’re all changing characters

[sour narwhal]

WE MADE IT EVEN BETTER

[olive aspen]

DEEZ

[bitter bay]

DEEZ

[olive aspen]

SLEEP

DEEZ

[onyx crater]

This is so cute

[misty charm]

deez has the zoomies

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[misty charm]

cant sleep

[olive aspen]

THE TWO ZOOMBIES

ZOOMIE

Zombie

[loud sorrel]

they'll get tired eventually

[olive aspen]

😭

[loud sorrel]

[misty charm]

i hope a sleep cap is headware

[bitter bay]

SAME

[misty charm]

a different color than the one for sleep

[olive aspen]

Please… please sleep for 5 seconds

[bitter bay]

well I guess I will play now

[wraith hemlock]

None of the Wing Stars were ridable that last round
Spent so much dead time trying to board one
But somehow managed to pull out a win

[loud sorrel]

time to trial in the city

[olive aspen]

Goooood morning Popstar

[sour narwhal]

a bug scared me I had to jump out of bed

[olive aspen]

I love how dedede is using gooey as a pillow

[scarlet lily]

they are talking about waddle dee orange tints again

[loud sorrel]

i got squished /silly

[sour narwhal]

OMGG I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT 😭😭

[olive aspen]

I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE TRIAL

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[loud sorrel]

NOOOO

[bitter bay]

NOOO

[olive aspen]

Screw it im going in solo

[sour narwhal]

tragic

[bitter bay]

SORRY TO WHO I KILLED DURING TAC

[sour narwhal]

that was me.

[scarlet lily]

and me lol

[loud sorrel]

i have now learned how fun battle chariot is

[rough delta]

no flying stadium

[olive aspen]

I had good fighting setup and no fighting stadium </3

[bitter bay]

I had a good flying one but not flight one rip

[sour narwhal]

paper star in beam gauntlet was so risky but I survived somehow

[rough delta]

i finished beam gauntlet 300 feet in the air

[olive aspen]

I’m tearing up and can’t see the screen sob

[carmine thorn]

104 in gormet race 🙂

[loud sorrel]

i want to eat chef kawasaki's spicy curry

[olive aspen]

Go to Kirby cafe

(They don’t have spicy curry)

[loud sorrel]

one day ...

i'll just have to make spicy curry myself

[olive aspen]

They do sell Kawasaki chicken curry and they’re pretty good

[carmine thorn]

I'd probably burst into flames

[loud sorrel]

i'll set it on fire too, make it authentic /j

[sour narwhal]

that's how you get charcoal

[loud sorrel]

omg that sounds so good

[bitter bay]

loading...

[rough delta]

it's bad

[lunar grotto]

Whoever is Mai, do you have the potato WiFi?

[loud sorrel]

my wifi was fine yesterday

[sour narwhal]

getting a good view of the avalible machines

[misty charm]

but they all just despawned

[sour narwhal]

oop nvm they're leaving 💀

[loud sorrel]

rip

[bitter bay]

some machines are even leaving 😭

[sour narwhal]

ah

[wraith hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-bomb-explosion-boom-gif-18347534567261621962

[warm sapphire]

I disconnected

[bitter bay]

lol I could control during the screen lol

[carmine thorn]

Rip lmao

[lunar grotto]

Can someone confirm that they are Mai?

[loud sorrel]

i'll check my wifi just in case but i usually have no problems

[olive aspen]

What

[bitter bay]

can we not try to pinpoint whoever has bad internet like that?

that is pretty rude and accusatory

[carmine thorn]

4th boot of the day what is this

[lunar grotto]

Im sorry Gigi

[sour narwhal]

I might go for a bit after this match

[bitter bay]

I know it's frustrating to disconnect and have laggy games, but it's not really the fault of one single person. your internet could be amazing and the game servers could struggle

[carmine thorn]

Nintendo fault really

[olive aspen]

Yeah plus a lot of people are accessing the game at same time due to the limited time frame

[sour narwhal]

not both the starmans with paper star picking high jump 😭

[carmine thorn]

I was the only real player to choose Skyfall but 2 cpus chose it 🙁

[sour narwhal]

I'm gonna hop off for a bit, I'll be back at 3

[bitter bay]

I think this one will be my last for now

this game is fun, but very intense for my brain

[rough delta]

if you're with only cpus it should just be no contest

[carmine thorn]

Yeah i wish

But if it's just a cpu only match it makes sense not to do that

[olive aspen]

Free win tho

Gonna go eat since I haven’t ate yet I’ll be back

There should be few spot opening soon if anyone wants to join (check pin for the code)

[misty charm]

i murdered someone in the mysterious dimension

[bitter bay]

no true flight one noooo

[misty charm]

they got stuck down there ;-;

[bitter bay]

CPU

CPU IN GOURMET RACEW

RUINED MY TOTAL CHAMP

at least I brutally won lol

[misty charm]

i got time for one more game

[loud sorrel]

taking a short break to eat something brb

[bitter bay]

yeah I'm stopping now

was fun

[loud sorrel]

bye gigi!

[olive aspen]

Bye Gigi!!!

[wraith hemlock]

LET'S ALL GO RANDOM

[loud sorrel]

i think i'll dip after this city trial

it's been fun playing with you all again !

[wraith hemlock]

Hold up

Waddle Doo might be cooking

[wraith hemlock]

That mine I planted at Dyna Blades feet went crazy

[median harness]

Im back guys

[stable jolt]

yukkuri paddock full

didnt expect anything else lol, who else paddock has free space

[polar jungle]

Think there’s only one atm

[stable jolt]

😩

[olive aspen]

I think this is the only room 😭 😭

[stable jolt]

1984

KARs server I go 🫡

[olive aspen]

Maybe someone will leave after this round lol

Usually people leave when the trial ends

All thanks to NSO

10/10 online functionality

[stable jolt]

I havent played in the KARs server any before so im taking the opportunity to do that now, lol
If it doesnt last or I leave there I may try again here

[rough delta]

there is 1 opening right now

[olive aspen]

No way RTDL gang is sleeping

[carmine thorn]

I was in a room alone with four CPUs

[olive aspen]

HOW DID MAGMA DIED

[jovial chasm]

I hate you

[olive aspen]

HOW DID YOU DIE 😭 😭

IN MID AIR

[jovial chasm]

You blasted out at the same time and killed me in the air 😭

[olive aspen]

LOOOOL

THARS FUNNY IM SORRY

[stable jolt]

boy do i have a clip to share after this window ends LOL

[jovial chasm]

I clipped it

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

HELP

21 kill

[jovial chasm]

When I'm in an awful machine competition and my opponent is Rex Wheelie

[olive aspen]

Brutally murder

[carmine thorn]

I saw yukkuri got 21 kills?????

[olive aspen]

Yeah 😭 😭 😭 😭

I got 21 kills

[jovial chasm]

I literally could not turn 😭

[olive aspen]

I couldn’t turn but people walked into me

[polar jungle]

That was insane

[olive aspen]

That was one of the best run today

[stable jolt]

Especially since bulk got buffed

[olive aspen]

A lot of older machine is kinda dead lol

Shadow Star will not survive derby

[bitter bay]

holy shit

anyway I'm heading back for the end

oh nvm paddock full

😔

I will do random matches

[carmine thorn]

Booted again

[stable jolt]

👢

[tame cave]

any open rooms with 2 free spots?

lololol

[stable jolt]

paddock full still lol

[tame cave]

oh

[stable jolt]

only the one paddock open still here?